#treenut

[artiststarme]

Despite what everyone thought, Eddie Munson was a hard worker. He knew how tight money could be and always made sure he worked for what he earned. He didn’t appreciate hand-outs or pity, Wayne had always taught him that they were better than that.

That’s why life was so hard after Spring Break. Medical bills were piling in faster than Wayne could pull double shifts, they were living in the Harrington living room until they could afford a new place to live, and they would hardly have enough money available for food if it wasn’t for Steve’s tendency to cook too much food for a single dinner portion.

Wayne was worked down to the bone and Eddie had never felt so useless. Now, feeling useless wasn’t a new feeling to him but this degree was. His intermittent shifts at Thatcher Tire had stopped as soon as Ole Hank had seen his picture on the news. No one wanted to hire the kid with pathetic grades and a pity diploma that took three years to receive. Hell, no one even wanted to buy drugs from him anymore out of fear they were poisoned or some shit. All of it just left Eddie feeling… worthless.

When Steve was finally able to secure Eddie a secretarial job at a veterinarian’s office two towns over, he was thrilled. He could finally start making some money and take some of the stress off of Wayne. Plus, he could see cute animals all day. Win-win-win.

And everything was great. Until it wasn’t.

It wasn’t even his fault. He was doing his job like they had trained him to do and he was doing it well. Until one of the customers started snacking on walnuts in the lobby while waiting for the vet to see their toy poodle. All it took was a moment for the air to reach Eddie and his nut allergy took over. His throat swelled, his lungs spasmed, and his face turned purple as his body went without oxygen. He coughed and choked but couldn’t tell his frightened coworkers what was wrong through his frantic gasps of air.

He couldn’t tell them to let him ride it out or have his boyfriend- his friend Steve- pick him up to save money on an ambulance. They called 9-1-1, he was taken to the hospital yet again, and he spent a long night trying to recover. When he finally got back to Steve’s the next morning, it was to a voicemail from his boss telling him not to come back. He didn’t want the drama of Eddie’s “near-death experiences” or the stress associated with “dealing with him”.

Eddie went right back to feeling useless. Not only had he managed to waste more money on medical costs, he’d lost his only source of income, and the ability of his body to function properly in one fell swoop. His lungs acted up as soon as he thought about the incident, asthmatic flare-ups a threat around every corner.

He didn’t know how to get passed the incident and he certainly didn’t know how to get out of this slump he was in. Getting out of bed became a Herculean task and finding the effort to do anything more than cuddle with Steve didn’t seem to have any point. He’d get over it eventually, he was sure. But for now, he’d grieve the loss of his health and the discrimination it had forced upon him. For now, he’d rely on Uncle Wayne and his friends and eventually, he would be okay.

[zreamy]

Just got back from the hospital w two inhalers I have #AdultAsthma.

[bigboypasttimes]

I've literally falsely remembered having allergies because of cutting the allergens of loved ones out lol

the way people without allergies treat allergies is so infuriating. your workplace asking you not to bring mushrooms to work for lunch because your coworker has a deadly allergy is not a violation of your American liberties, it is the smallest sacrifice imaginable to keep someone from literally dying.

[magicaltimelady44]

sometimes you just gotta eat the spicy fruit because your fav fruit is honeydew melon and melon is one of the 'it's basically the same as a birch tree, right?' fruits

[supacutiepie]

My hubris denounces me. I ate my whole bag of gerbil food and now my tummy really hurts : (

[pixieperson19]

I was reading an allergies/dietary needs awareness string of reblogs and literally started crying because I remembered this one time‼️

note: everything on the “menu” they had given us was pre-prepped food, with two or three options on what we could order, except for dessert; that was one option.

I was in a different country a couple months ago, on a trip through the school, and while eating dinner one night, I noticed on the menus that with the dessert we were given, the menu said that it contained nuts in the crust. When it was brought out, I was served a plate of three little mini desserts. I could have surely carefully eaten two of them, given that only one had ‘crust’. But I didn’t, I spoke up and asked a waiter to confirm the dessert had nuts in it, and it had gone like this:

“I just wanted to check, does this dessert have any nuts in it?”

“you are allergic to nuts?”

“uh- yes, peanuts and treenuts.”

A simple exchange, but quick and to the point, she had responded to me saying I have nut allergies by taking away my plate, and starting to walk away before making eye contact with me and asking, “ice cream or sorbet?”

I said sorbet, and five minutes later, I got to eat dessert with my family.

Even though it’s been months since that happened, I still remember the interaction clearly, down to the what the waiter looked like and the taste of the sorbet.

It genuinely meant and still means so much to me, because that was the first time my allergies had actually been recognized, and then accommodated. Usually, I would have expected my plate to be taken away, and I wouldn’t have dessert at all. Not that dessert is a big deal, but to someone who is used to missing out on things due to allergies that I can’t control, nor asked for, it means so much.

sorry for the long post, I just really cherish this experience‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[spoofyscookbook]

personally I don't add walnuts, but sometimes I add a scoop of peanut butter :)

[wordsbyrian]

Would you pls do a Mary earps imagine with them filming TikTok’s together and being otp x

A/n: Not exactly what you asked for but close enough i think.

TikTok is the bane of your very existence.

It’s the bane of your professional life as a chef because everytime you turn around one of your crew is using prep time to make a concoction and upload it to that godforsaken app.

And in your personal life?

Well, in your personal life, it feels like every time you blink you're being sucked into filming one of those stupid videos with your girlfriend.

The first time it happened, you were barely even sure what was going on.

The two of you had been getting ready to go on a date to a relatively nice restaurant, when she pulled up in front of her phone’s camera so she could show off what you were wearing.

That had been the beginning of the madness (as well as a very hard launch of your relationship to the public).

It didn’t really matter what you were doing, if Mary had decided that a video needed to be filmed, it’d be filmed.

A literal walk in the park. TikTok.

You driving. TikTok.

You tearing a member of the kitchen staff a new one. TikTok. (Although she’d been asked not so politely by the head chef to never do that again).

You cooking in your shared flat. TikTok.

Hell, she even made a TikTok of you sharpening your knives, a task you find completely mind numbing.

And if having your every move recorded wasn’t bad enough, she also had you joining her in filming one of the more popular trends. You mouthing along to the silly sounds that are currently popular on the app. Or worse, dancing, you hate the dancing.

Asking how often you think about the Roman Empire (only as often as you need to).

Throwing herself fully clothed into the shower  and singing Taylor Swift while you were trying to brush your teeth.

Making you record a two second clip of everytime you changed clothes while on vacation.

The list is neverending.

Which is why you should be more alarmed when you see her walking into the kitchen  with her phone out but you’re too focused on chopping the vegetables you’ll be using in your meal prep.

 “Baby,” she says.

“Hmm?”

“Can we record a TikTok?”

“Can I keep doing what I’m doing,” you ask in return, still not looking up from the cutting board.

“You don’t need to do anything but stand there and look pretty,” Mary says as she sets her phone up next to you. “And answer questions,” she adds as an afterthought.

You roll your eyes but don’t make any additional comments as you see her hit record.

“So a ton of you have been asking in the comments how my wife manages to be a professional chef when she has so many food allergies,” Mary says, looking directly at the camera. “And I figured it was better if I just let her explain it. Babe?”

Admittedly, you hadn’t really been listening to every word that she had been saying, only really listening to every word that she had been saying, only really catching the words ‘allergies’ and ‘professional chef’, which is a topic you get asked about a lot. So you just answer without really thinking.

“My main allergies are seafood, peanuts and treenuts. And since I’m one of 2 or 3 sous on any given night, I just,” you pause, “wait, what did you just call me?”

You can feel cheeks heating up as your brain finally processes what just happened.

“What? Babe?”

Mary’s playing dumb on purpose. She knows it. You know it. And you both know that the other one knows.

“Not that, the other thing.”

“What my wife,” she asks.

A cheeky grin breaks out on Mary’s face as she watches even more color rush to your face.

For you, when she repeats it, you suddenly feel like you can barely breathe and you know that your next words come out a little choked (much to Mary’s amusement.)

“Yup, that.”

As calmly as you can manage, you put your knife down and take off your apron before walking out of the kitchen.

“Wait, where are you going?”

“I have to find my wallet and keys,” you shoot back.

“Why?”

“I gotta go buy a ring before you change your mind!”

The sound of her laughter is the only thing you hear as you close the door behind you.

The video is up on that cursed app by the end of the week.

A photo of the ring on Mary’s finger goes up just a few hours before.

[athforskz]

I have recently started calling every squirrel or chipmunk I see in the middle of the road ‘Han’.

For instance, I’m driving and there’s a squirrel eating some tasty treenut in the middle of the road I’ll scream: “Get outta the way Han Jisung!”

Even when I see a rabbit in my backyard eating the veggies from the garden I shout: “Lee Know stay out of my peppers!”

Does anyone else do similar stuff? No… just me? Okay 🫡

[sebthechosenone]

forgotten heroes masterpost.

check for new comic installments every Friday at 7 pm Central Daylight Time. If I don’t post a comic, I’ll post important art, updates, polls, mini shitpost comics, or ask-the-character.

posting schedule here chapter one

part one: Zelda

part two: Giggling

part three: Koroks, Kokiri, and Kikwi

part four: Ignorance

part five: Games

part six: Child’s Play

part seven: Fog

part eight: Karma

part nine: Doubt

part ten: Pilgrimage

chapter two

part one: Little Star

part two: Subconscious

Part three: Plea for Help

part four: Courage for the Goddess

part five: Cunning

part six: Branches

part seven: Marionette

part eight: Chikilo Treenuts

part nine: Bless the Goddess!

part ten: Open Your Eyes

chapter three

Part one: Deity

part two: Sailing the Waves of Time

part three: Stranded

part four: Unwanted Mission

part five: Guide

part six: Uncannily a Hero

part seven: Reluctance

part eight: Change

character profiles under the cut

Lark

Kage

Rosemary

Power

Wisdom

[thefreckledsika]

Omg hi my jaw absolutely dropped when I saw your Icewing hockey idea, so cool!!! I was wondering if you had any other cultural ideas like consumables such as beverages and smoking pipes/cigars.

none for smoking, but i sort of have an adjacent to consumables!

Mudwings have lots of farms and livestock, they export root vegetables, grasses like wheat, meat and meat byproducts, and some rarer delicacies like frogs for frog legs or snails

RainWings have the largest stock of tree and bush fruits, spices, herbs, treenuts, and also have developed tea! so they like to export all these too

SeaWings obviously have the largest supply of seafood, so they export this the most, along with snacks like dried seaweed

IceWings also have some supply of seatood, but the colder climate animals and they also export general animal byproducts like their pelts and leather

SkyWings would also generally export some spices, especially salt, but also spicy peppers

HiveWings and SilkWings i believe have canonically developed coffee and chocolate, so they export this along with honey products!

[yoonvvs]

IM AN OPEN BOOK. ( trivia & facts )

mbti. enfp-a. | campaigner.

People with the ENFP personality type are true free spirits – outgoing, openhearted, and open-minded. With their lively, upbeat approach to life, ENFPs stand out in any crowd. But even though they can be the life of the party, they don’t just care about having a good time. These personalities have profound depths that are fueled by their intense desire for meaningful, emotional connections with others. Although, their intuition may lead them to read far too much into other people’s actions and behaviors. Instead of simply asking for an explanation, they may end up puzzling over someone else’s desires or intentions.

ENFP personalities carry an interesting blend of carefree sociability, sparkling imagination, and deep, contemplative introspection. They regularly use their natural curiosity and expansive creativity to try to better understand themselves and the complex dynamics of human relationships. In their unique way, ENFPs’ introspective nature is driven by their imagination, wonder, and belief in things that cannot always be explained rationally. People with this personality type truly believe that everything – and everyone – is connected, and they live for the glimmers of insight that they can gain from these connections. They believe that how we treat one another really matters. In fact, ENFPs are the most likely personality type to believe in the concept of karma.

positive traits. curious. perceptive. creative. good-natured. optimistic. sensitive. flirty. loyal.

negative traits. people-pleaser. restless. sensitive. gullible. impatient. perfectionist.

hobbies. skateboarding | ice-skating | volleyball | writing ( songs / stories / poetry ) | digital art | embroidery

habits. sitting with her legs to her chest. talking fast. playing with earrings/necklaces when nervous. sings songs / references movies randomly. focusing & observing in on one specific thing. pulling sleeves over hands. pursing lips when annoyed. holding hands with friends when walking together. saying “bro”. drooling when sleeping.

phobias. astraphobia ( fear of thunder / lightning). acrophobia ( fear of heights ).

known for. being the 4th gen “eye-catcher”. being friends with so many idols. putting a lot of emotion in her singing + dancing. her contemporary solo during tour. not being scared to speak the truth & speak up for herself. spreading positivity. her hugs. her smile. being many idol’s ideal type.

likes. spicy food. sunsets. late night talks. boba. staying up late. watching comedy/ rom-com movies. skincare. doing her own makeup. watching sports (in-person). icecream. vanilla scents. pilates. swimming.

dislikes. bland food. waking up early. tea. strong fragrances. doing her hair. horror movies. long car rides. running. being nagged. messy room.

allergies. treenuts & peanuts.

medical conditions. history of bulima.

find more trivia & facts in her profile! inspired by @bts-aura

send a message to join taglist!

[altosys]

random tpc headcanons

-spheer has a treenut allergy. idk, they just look like they would lol -ajaceare has a love-hate relationship with the harry potter franchise. like you bet your ass she'd know every single fact about it. -pentellow is pansexual. pantellow. -circubit cut his hair in his corrupted form. -iris is convinced via pentellow's cooking that al dente pasta is undercooked -pyrare would own a van if he had any type of vehicle -cubic would blast eminem in their headspace. just to piss cube off. -once circubit unmasks (if he even does mask at all) he becomes the most autistic motherfucker you'll ever meet. like once you accidentally bring up his spinterest there's no going back -circubit has chromesthesia (i once brought this up to brittany - the tpc creator brittany, not my headmate brittany - she probably saw it as a request so it might not end up as canon. oh well) -pentellow would abso-fucking-lutely be voiced by athena karkanis. ok maybe its because her nickname is a baking item, or because of her general personality, but yeah. (ok maybe she reminds me of sheree, so what) -ajaceare owns a bunch of potted plants. not just any potted plants, though. the specific gay ones. like the ones that lesbian witch cat-owners have. so in other words ajaceare is the epitome of lesbian. -dub has never tried tiger tiger ice cream (the orange and licorice one) and refuses to try it solely because "what kind of ice cream is orange" -cyanide has probably spent at least $150 from dub's bank account on claire's stuff. and 85% of it is pusheen merch. -iris grew up with watching salad fingers and jacksepticeye. -purpex is an esfp. -cintagon is autistic. idk they just dont seem allistic to me -pentellow's favourite total drama island character would be lindsay. -circubit's favourite total drama island character is chris mclean; he probably said "alright campers, todays challenge is..." every 3 seconds in his tdi phase. -cyanide enjoys murder drones -dub has tried to use corruption to make his hair fluffier -cube and cubic are literally just yin-yang from inanimate insanity. (aight brittany, where's the episode where the two find a vending machine and cubic wants dr fizz but cube wants water-) -circubit listens to lostwave -pyrare once caught barracuda and dub trying to make meth in his kitchen (it failed miserably, if pyrare wasnt there the house would've burned down) -circusic hates eminem; circubit knows all the lyrics to the real slim shady, without me, stan, lose yourself, and a shit ton of other classics. -if the tpc universe had plurality as a known concept, "corruption-genic" would be one of the most researched pages on their pluralpedia. -dub dies a little inside every time someone makes a mitosis joke about his eyes -you could easily lose ajaceare in a hot topic. like next thing you know she's on the top rack of the goth dress-shirts looking down like a fucking bat -circubit has spent an hour in spencer's just browsing, wondering "would i actually look good in this or do i think it just looks good on its own". he has also been to the back just for shits n' giggles. -ajaceare would only go to spencer's for the lava lamps and mystic stuff -iris' favourite lego ninjago character is kai -cube has never seen inanimate insanity, for some fucking reason -cyanide can play river flows in you on piano -cyanide's singing range is mezzo-soprano to soprano; her voice would be similar to vocaloid sonika -pyrare's favourite vocaloids are kaito and yowane haku -cubic recommended that cube should listen to otone peke, saying they were "the best vocaloid fr fr" -pentellow watches ouran highschool host club

[orbmanson7]

So I sent an email to my supervisor and program director a little over a week ago, asking them to address some serious concerns that I didn't think could wait until their staff meeting this week (that I can't attend bc of an appointment anyway)

They barely answered any of my questions (you know, stuff about a client having mrsa but staff not being given precautions nor clients being alerted to do so much as wash their damn hands, what the fuck, or hey new client has a severe peanut allergy, why did no one do anything when I instructed them to clear out any peanut or treenut food items in the open kitchen, stuff like that)

I had added to the email that I'd be willing to speak on these concerns in person, which is not something I usually offer bc I like having everything in writing, provable after the fact, you know?

So the director told me she'd meet me Wednesday morning last week... Never showed

She rescheduled, said she'd meet me Monday morning, this morning... She cancelled at the last second

And their staff meeting is on Wednesday, and I initially said I'd be busy bc I do technically have an appointment, however I was just told I may be able to do it via telehealth instead, meaning I could just park in the parking lot at work, finish my appointment, and walk inside to attend the meeting

But do I bother giving them a heads up? Because it sure fucking seems like they REALLY don't want to deal with me in person

Would it be better to spook them and make em sweat? Or do I give them the heads up and run the chance of them fully cancelling this all-staff meeting? Haha

[howlingday]

The Salem Song

Salem: Oh, Zwei~! I heard there's a song about me, and I want to hear it!

Zwei: Are... Are you sure?

Salem: Zwei, put the song on!

Zwei: It's... It's not very nice.

Salem: Zwei, put it on!

Zwei: Alright. (Presses scroll)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Music plays to the musical tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch")

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You're a mean one, Ms. Salem~.

Salem: That's me~.

You're a fugly piece of shit~!

Salem: What?

You bring bendy straws to bathrooms 'cause you like the taste of piss, Ms. Saleeeeem~!

Salem: No. No, I- No, I don't.

I wouldn't suck your tits if they were dipped in honey and could cure cancer.

Salem: Monty Oum! Who wrote this?! Who wrote this song, Zwei?!

ALSO YOU HAVE NO TIIIIIITS~!

Salem: Zwei, stop the song.

Zwei: I can't.

Salem: What do you mean you can't?

Zwei: It's broken.

Salem: What's broken?!

Zwei: I dunno, it's jammed.

Salem: What do you- Fine! Can you at least turn it down?

Zwei: I can't. I... I'm a dog.

Salem: ZWEI!

You're a dipshit, Ms. Salem~.

Salem: (Sighs) Okay?

Even babies want you dead~!

Salem: ...Wow.

You've never bring home a man 'cause you're scared you'll wet the bed, Ms. Saleeeeeeem~!

Salem: I wish they weren't so good at rhyming.

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:

BITCH!

Salem: I'm not.

DUMPSTER!

BITCH!

Salem: No, no, no, this is not how it goes! Like, I knew they changed it, but I thought it would be like a key change, or maybe a guitar solo! But this is... This is just degrading. This hurts.

Zwei: It's pretty detailed, yeah.

Salem: What happened to the Beowolf part? I actually liked that part! It was kinda funny!

Zwei: It was a Beringel.

Salem: No, it was a Beowolf!

Zwei: It was a Beringel.

Salem: Was it a Beringel?

Zwei: Yeah, "Two Left Foot Beringel".

Salem: Oh.

You're poor, Ms. Salem~!

Salem: Didn't leave a stone unturned.

You can't afford the bus~!

Salem: Lower middle class, maybe!

You're deathly allergic to treenuts, and your exact address is thus,

Ms. Saleeeeeeem~!

Salem: What? Nonono! I-!

1482 Black Dragon Island Blvd.

Salem: Holy shit...

Remnant, Nevada.

Salem: That's my address! Wh-What are you gonna do?!

I MAILED YOUR BITCH-ASS A BAG OF NUUUUUUUUTS~!

Salem: This is a song that kids sing? Every year, they sing this same song around the Non-Descript Winter Holiday decorations?

Zwei: Yeah

Salem: A song that says "bitch"?! It has said "bitch" three times!

Zwei: Yeah, that's... That's too much.

Salem: They know I saved humanity, right?! Like, at the end of the series, I saved them all! I'm a good guy now! I pay my taxes! I go to church! (Epic solo) Oh, there is a guitar solo. ...Okay, that actually is a really good solo.

Zwei: Yeah.

Salem: Just a shame about the rest of the song.

It's not just that you are inbred~!

Salem: I'm fucked.

Miss Salem~!

Salem: This feels bad...

You don't know how to read~!

Salem: This feels really bad...

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW MUCH YOU LOVE TO SUCK DOWN PEE, MS. SALEEEM~!

Salem: ...

According to an anonymous poll, with a sample size of more than three thousand people of Remnant who are asked to rank you on a scale from one to a hundred...

Zwei: ...Ms. Salem?

Salem: (Gone from her seat)

...based on variant traits such as likeablility, general odor, and your physical attractiveness...

Salem: (Standing over a cliff, Music muffled)

...THE HIGHEST NUMBER WE GOT WAS THREEEEEE~!

Zwei: What's wrong, Ms. Salem?

Salem: ...You ever feel like no matter how hard you try, people will always see you as your past self. Just as this one thing. This one, unchangeable thing.

Zwei: ...Like a dog?

Salem: (Sighs) I guess no matter what I do, I'll always be this black, white, and red monster.

Zwei: You're red?

Salem: Yeah, I'm red.

Zwei: Oh. I always thought you were gray.

Salem: You didn't know I was red, too?

Zwei: No. Dog.

Salem: (Smiles) That's right.

Zwei: ...I love you, Ms. Salem.

Salem: (Pets Zwei) I love you, too, Zwei.

Zwei: Happy Non-Descript Winter Holiday.

Salem: Happy Non-Descript Winter Holiday.

[infectiouspiss]

new rules for ls dunes fans from me, the official rulemaker because i've been in fandom for 3000 years and have seen some shit (4 real):

1) playtime is 10.30-11 and 2.30-3 monday-friday

2) there will be at least 2 vegan options at every meal and all meals are free of treenuts, peanuts, and soy

3) you're allowed to say No to requests to share things; no one is entitled to your body, time or belongings, but we should also focus on being kind where we have the capacity to do so

4) snackies are served at 10.30, 2.30, 5.30, and 9.30 :3

everyone follow the rules or the little gay one in the band will bite you!

YES SIR O7

(he does not know dunes he is just having fun )