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ogdegenerate · 5 months ago
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I’m back bitches
Werewolf x BAMF Human thingy prt2
I know it’s been 5 months idgaf
Here’s the link for the first part of y’all care
* It’s been a hot minute since your last meeting with the black wolf. And ever since, he won’t leave your thoughts, to your annoyance.
* And annoying it is, you have a bunch of acquaintances, and maybe even some friends, but they don’t really LINGER in your mind once they’re out of sight.
* Maybe you’re just worried for the werewolf? He was badly injured when you first found him.
* Although that would be unlikely, it would take a lot to take down a huge beast like him, and whoever (or whatever) damaged the alpha was most likely dealt with already.
* Maybe the werewolf is still in your thoughts is because of how possibly strong they are?
* You were always the strongest person everybody knew in your hometown. And maybe you’re just not used to someone bigger and conceivably stronger than you.
* And you weren’t very nice when you saw them again, despite everything, you are happy that he’s doing alright.
* But it’s been weeks and the forest is silent, no surprise werewolf interaction or little offering of meat, not even a little hello?
* This shouldn’t bother you, and yet you can’t help but feel…. Bad.
* Maybe a walk would clear up your head.
* Well this is a bizarre turn of events.
* What once was a quick walk into anywhere else but your cabin, transformed into carrying ANOTHER injured werewolf.
* And not just some random werewolf, the BLONDE ONE. With his friends accompanying me back to their village.
* Wherever it is.
* Once you finally got there, you can’t help but feel like you stepped into some sort of fantasy novel.
* With how lively and suspiciously big the place is, you’d figure that you’d accidently wander in here.
* But questions are for future you to ask to a figure in power. This pup needs some first aid and pronto!
* You and the wolves enter into some small building where you see a green wolf with very questionable fashion choices.
* They’re wearing a skull with antlers on their face decorated with owl feathers
* Their cloak and long skirt(?) are made out of various fabrics ranging from so many colors and textures it would give anyone in the art field a NIGHTMARE.
* And there’s a bunch of jewelry and undecipherable runes on their arms and shoulders.
* The green wolf clops (clops????) towards us and takes the badly damaged blondie without even acknowledging my existence.
* Apparently that’s normal for the witch doctor (as the other two stooges call him) to act like that
* I can’t help but notice that the witch doctor is shorter than most werewolves I’ve seen so far.
* Nevertheless the doctor is still well sculpted as much as the other werewolf and they’re still taller than me.
* THERES MAGIC????
* The green wolf stared mixing up from obscure stuff in a flask and splashed it on the blonde wolf, the wounds glowed a mixture of blue and green and shrunken to an unnatural pace.
* The witch doctor says that Fakhr (the name of blondie over here) will be alright but he shouldn’t do any intense for a day or two.
* Before you can even find your voice again, the witch doctor gallops over to the the elephant in the room (you)
* They bombard you with very invasive questions in quick succession, you can’t even answer a single one before the good doctor asks you three more.
* “Are you really a human?” “The same human that can throw an entire tree across the earth?” “How are you so strong?” “Is this an enchantment?” “What kind of enchantment?” “May I have some of your blood?” “How is your relationships with your parents?” “Are THEY human?” “Are you running from someone?” “Is that why you’re living in the forest?” “What’s do you like about the forest?” “You are a male at birth, correct?” “How do you feel about carrying a child?” “It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a uterus, I can figure out something if you’d like?”
* Thankfully, Arda and Rajat (the brown and silver werewolf respectively, thanks Fakhr.) tell the green wolf that you should be really getting back to your cabin.
* And it really isn’t such a bad idea, you are in an unknown place with beings you only figured out existed almost a month ago and they might not have your best interest in mind.
* But you’re feeling petty. You now have a shot at finding a certain black wolf and you might not get a second chance again.
* It takes the three 7 ft wolves a few minutes to get you out of the door of Heka’s (the witch doctor) workplace.
* Fakhr made it very known that it would’ve been much quicker if he wasn’t supposed to be recovering.
* Moving you on dirt is much harder than moving you on wood, your boots are sinking into the ground and pulling you up is like pulling a house by its hinges.
* In an outside perspective, the entire situation may be even comical. Three werewolves, struggling to move a human a little less than 6 feet tall.
* But here you are, rooted into the ground, arms crossed, visibly annoyed. People may mistake you for a statue with how stiff and unbending you are.
* Heka (bless their soul) unintentionally draws up more of an audience by panicking all around you and the three were-stooges.
* The good doctor alternates between nagging at Fakhr for overworking himself, asking you more invasive but reverent questions, and telling the growing crowd to mind their business (but in a professional way).
* The whole scene devolves into the four begging you to just leave before this draws the attention of you-know-who
* What the fuck? What happened to the sun?
* …..oh
* Speak of the devil and he doth appear.
* You don’t know how you end up in the alpha’s house.
* If this even is the alpha’s house, you figured that someone who demands authority would have a much bigger and fancier house???
* I guess vanity isn’t that important with werewolves.
* You managed to save the other wolves gooses from being cooked through the power of conversation.
* And by conversation, it was more like you yelling an earful at the 8 foot beast with too much muscle before they could even get a word in.
* You really should stop doing that, but everytime you see him, you start feeling too many emotions in an overstimulating succession that you might die from thermal-shock.
* But regardless, you finally got what you wanted, some one on one time with the alpha.
* But with you both are sitting, it’s almost feels like being sent to the principal’s office.
* But who’s the one in power and who’s the one in trouble?
* The silence from the alpha would be unnerving if he wasn’t everywhere but you.
* He’s the one who dragged you here (you followed him), do you really need to be the first to strike up conversation?
* You point out the old bandages around his arms and torso, they look like they need to be replaced.
* The black wolf informs you that the bandages are fine and that he’s still wounded.
* Of course you know that’s bullshit because you just left Heka’s place, and they wouldn’t be a good witch doctor if they just left the ALPHA of all people to just heal normally.
* So when you ask if you could see how the wounds are holding up, he looks at you as if you caught them elbow deep in the cookie jar (or I guess the biscuit jar???)
* This is going nowhere, it’s either the bandages or his arms.
* You’re fast, but he’s faster. For someone so bulky, he’s slippery and quick on their feet.
* You waste more time you would like playing cat and mouse with a wolf almost three feet bigger than you.
* As you chase the wolf around the messy house, failing to grasp this giant shadowy figure almost makes you think that this wolf is made out nothing but darkness.
* Fortunately for you, the wolf’s luck runs out as he slips on a piece of paper on the ground.
* Always keep your house tidy, kids!
* Before the wolf could crash onto the ground, you manage to catch him by the torso, securing both of your arms behind his back.
* Now that you got a good hold on him, he’s about as heavy as a reindeer. Must take a lot of skill and energy to prance around like that while carrying so much weight.
* You and the werewolf stay like this for less than a minute, but it feels like eternity.
* You actually manage to make eye contact with the wolf. They look more human than you remember.
* His eyes aren’t glowing as they had when you first met him, but they still shimmer like newly cleaned rubies.
* You can’t help notice that the wolf is holding onto your shoulders, most likely to keep himself up.
* You gently set him down on the floor, you pin both of your knees at his hips so he won’t get away. He doesn’t struggle against you.
* You unwrap the bandages on his write arm, just as you suspected, he’s doing fine.
* You feel about the muscles on his arm, from the FPL, to the bicep, and to the tricep. Everything seems to be in order. His tricep is also fairly big, and he’s not even flexing, you think.
* You move on to the left arm, they’re pretty much symmetrical, both in form and health.
* You move the alpha’s forearm to see how the bicep stretches and squeezes, he must’ve done a lot of chin ups to get arms this big
* Suddenly, the black wolf flexes his arms and his muscles bulges into life, you’re almost taken aback with how big they’ve gotten.
* And they’re hard enough to break Brazil nuts, you can even feel the veins under all of that fur.
* Moving on, you turn to the shoulders and neck, and they’re both broad as the distance between Texas and Thailand.
* You can feel the stress and stiffness in the trapezius, so you might as well massage them while you’re here. Must be taxing work to be an alpha.
* You look up to see the werewolf’s eyes close, mouth slightly open, and tongue peaking out.
* You think you’re doing a great job.
* What seems like minutes passing, you stoped rubbing neck and shoulders and move down to the pectorals
* And what you see before are a pair of giant HAMS.
* Each one of them are bigger than both of your hands, and you thought you had a well developed chest.
* Against your better judgment, you grabbed each one of them by the underpart and pushed up.
* The alpha made a quick gasp at your sudden boldness, feeling like you stepped over a boundary too many, you let go and moved your hands away.
* But then the werewolf grabs your writs and places them back at his chest.
* Well, best not to look at a gift horse in the mouth.
* As you fondle with the wolf’s pecs, you can’t help but to be amazed at how soft yet firm they are, they’re like huge pillows of tense muscle and meat.
* The wolf’s breathing seems to be getting heavier, periodically accompanied by a quiet moan.
* After I finished playing with his pecs, I move even lower to the core.
* It’s hard to see with all of the fur in the way, but you do feel abs, and indeed they are.
* By god you can grate meat on those if there wasn’t so much fur in the way.
* I look at the werewolf, unsure if I should even be doing what I’m thinking of doing.
* He stares back at me with a look of anticipation, as if waiting for me to work my magic on him once more.
* Fuck it, if he wants to bite my face off after this, then I have no regrets.
* I start rubbing on his abs and belly, abandoning all sense and giving into my carnal desires.
* The silent and stoic werewolf is now more loud and vocal than ever.
* He raises his arms over his head, granting me full reign over his body, his head jerks side to side and the sounds coming out of his throat portrays how much he’s enjoying this.
* His groans and moans gets louder and more intense as time goes on, giving attention to his pecs and down to his sides and to his stomach again.
* The both of you are now lost in the moment, you don’t even remember why the two of you even got here in the first place, or what you were even worried about.
* A greedy squeeze on pec had the wolf shout sounds of pure ecstasy, as he thrust his hips upwards.
* That climatic occurrence was just abrupt enough to wake you from your lust filled spell.
* You look around to see what’s happening and what you’re doing and how absolutely insane you’re being.
* The wolf on the other hand was still in a trance, it’s kinda cute and weird that a giant monster could act so puppy like.
* The werewolf slowly opens his eyes and looks up at you, honestly it would be fare that the alpha wouldn’t be so happy to be taken advantaged of.
* “Why…. Did you stop?”
* …..or not.
* You don’t really want to answer that question because then you have to answer why you decided to do… whatever that was, so instead you asked a question of your own.
* “Why didn’t you come and see me?”
* The wolf looked surprised by your response, which then turned into sadness. He turned his muzzle away from you, unable to face you.
* What is even going on??????
* You sigh, and lean towards the wolf
* “Look, I’m not mad, or disappointed. I was just…. Concerned about you.”
* The werewolf looked at you swiftly, and then turn his eyes away. Before you could continue, he speaks.
* “I… didn’t know how to approach you…”
* You… have no idea what that could mean.
* “I felt very bad after I’ve eaten all of your food, you had no pack to turn to or help you out, I feared that you will starve.”
* I guess that makes sense, he was probably very hungry after almost dying, and everything in my kitchen was left unguarded.
* He is still partly a wild animal.
* “When I heard that you chased away my wolves, I almost didn’t believe it. But I wanted to make sure.”
* “I searched far and wide for that boar and killed it so I could give it to you.”
* He really did all of that? That huge mountain of pork? And he dragged it all the way to my cabin?
* “Everyone else thought that I was gonna teach you a lesson for messing with my tribe, they were really surprised when I just came to drop off food for you.”
* “Well, I’m not sure if I would win if we were to fight.”
* “But I don’t want to hurt you!”
* The werewolf sits up from the ground to face you, there’s panic, worry, and sorrow in his eyes.
* You’re taken aback how this stranger is acting very caring towards you.
* “I… well… I-“
* “I don’t want to hurt you either.”
* The werewolf’s ears perk up with your response, the gloomy feelings that once was there are now fading away
* “I don’t know why but I can’t stop thinking about you, and the more I’m not with you, the worse it gets.”
* What are you doing?
* “I never felt like this before, so vulnerable, so scared, so anxious. Especially for someone else who I barely know!”
* You try to reign back your feelings, but they keep flowing out of your mouth.
* “The thought of you getting hurt, the thought of never seeing you again, the thought of there’s someone out there trying to take you away from me… it’s painful. And I just-“
* You look up at the wolf who’s staring at you intently, there’s no malice of or judgement, there’s something else, something just as intense.
* You forgot what you were gonna say next.
* “Today was a long fucking day”
* The absurdity of this entire month finally dawns on you, you were so used to being the strangest person in town, and now you have to deal with werewolves and witchcraft.
* “I’m sorry for chasing you around in your own house
* “I’m sorry for ignoring you”
* “I’m sorry for yelling at you twice infront of your people.”
* “I’m sorry for stealing your food and leaving without saying anything”
* “Hey, in your defense… you were dying.”
* …..
* The both of you burst out laughing, this was a whole mess, you and this werewolf you don’t know the name of are just one big mess.
* “Y’know come to think of it, I didn’t even got your name, yet.”
* The wolf snapped out of their jovial mood and puts his hands on his face. Cute.
* “Fergus the bloody, at your service”
* Now that’s a title for a werewolf, must be an alpha thing.
* “Call me Y/N”
* You and your new friend, Fergus the alpha, smile at eachother as you said your goodbyes.
* And for the first time in forever, you couldn’t wait to him again.
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dafpork · 2 months ago
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styxxsyringe · 1 year ago
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computer enhance
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malebreastmilk · 1 year ago
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pining!gojo imagines, school picnic prep!
♡ pining!gojo who is ecstatic at yaga’s announcement of a school picnic to celebrate spring knowing you’d be there helping to set it all up, yuji and the others giggling knowingly as they watch their teacher suddenly light up at the announcement
“Alright! School picnic! Huuuuuh? What’s with the looks?!”
♡ pining!gojo who is all over you after yaga assigned you to help him decide on some of the food and snacks that would be needed knowing that gojo would either forget or spend the entire budget on bargain sweets
“Heeeeeyyy!!! You get to work with me today, lucky you!”
♡ pining!gojo who talks your ear off as you walk to a convenience store he recommended together making sure he is walking on the side towards the road. who finds himself leading you the long way there as he glances down to meet your gaze shortly to find you doing your best to listen to him as he jumps from topic to topic, his breath catching temporarily
“Huhh? You haven’t seen the newest Human Earthworm!? You have to!”
♡ pining!gojo who immediately sets off towards the sweets aisle when you enter the convenience store filling the basket with the most obscure sweets only to pause as you look at him doing your best to hide your smile from the sight in front of you. who only then finally stops and asks what you think would be best for the picnic realizing he had forgotten to ask for your thoughts
“Make sandwiches instead? Together? Really!? …Can we still get the candy?”
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roomwithanopenfire · 4 months ago
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Six Sentence Sunday
Happy Sunday everybody! Thanks for the tag @rimeswithpurple—very exciting to see your sentences!
I have started spring break which means i'll have time to myself finally. I get to see hometown friends, get a haircut, finish the TV show I'm watching, and write! i've been writing so much this month already, very excited to start sharing more of it
Here's some more sentences from my upcoming COBB
“Shut up shop!” At Simon’s words, the window flies shut again. His face breaks into a grin and he aims his wand at his stack of dirty clothes. “Clean—” I cut him off by lowering his hand by the wrist. “Stop, you’re wasting your magic.” My magic. Simon lowers his wand. “Do you think we swapped anything else?” “Like what?” “I dunno.” Simon shrugs. “Maybe you’ve got my liver or something.” I scoff. “Well, you certainly didn’t gain my smarts.”
Also, here's some sentences by my aforementioned Secret Project. i'm making the slowest ever progress on this, which is why you don't to know what it is. Simon POV btw
I don’t say anything on the drive back, and, thankfully, Martin doesn’t try to talk to me either. He seems content to hum along with the radio, drumming his fingers on the steering wheel. The countryside passes by out the window, and I press my forehead against the glass, my pitiful collection of flowers carefully clutched in my hands.
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h3aso3 · 2 months ago
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Reaches out with shaking cold necrotizing hands can you spare a chipsky scrap please..,..
SORRY this took forever but yes yes yes
I feel like he’s always had a thing about his teeth, keeping them clean and avoiding cavities like the plague because they terrify him. When he was officially diagnosed with having Teeths-a-lot, he was horrified, and brushed his teeth near constantly with way too much toothpaste to keep them from getting worse, but they do anyways. He’s gotten fluoride poisoning at least once because of this. He hates having to get his teeth pulled
I also have another head canon after taking into consideration his species, but I don’t know if I have the strength to mention it
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scarecrowbutch · 1 month ago
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is anyone else avoidant of dentists bc dentists have shamed them before
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marigoldbaker · 1 month ago
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i have to figure out this thing with my mom to my satisfaction. that is becoming clear. i know my dad really wants me to start talking to her and come to terms with the person she is and reach a place of cordiality with her. i know the people who have seen the impact she had on me for multiple years want brutal and creative horrors visited upon that woman. i have talked to other people about the possibility of a middle ground that allows for a relationship with her on my terms, for my sake. but i think just ….
i don’t know! i want her in my life but the thought of the actual reality of that and how much time and closeness she would be desperate to obtain just genuinely exhausts me. i don’t want her to send me care packages every month full of gifts that i hate. i don’t want to get smothered in love and affection i did not ask for and then face the fury of a thousand suns when i’m not gracious enough in accepting and appreciating that love. suddenly this is contextualizing why i lost it so hard last night maybe
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say it with me! having intermittent mild symptoms does not mean anything major is going on!!!!
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pomgore · 16 days ago
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teeth fear :C
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mythwoven · 6 months ago
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Found not one (1) but TWO!!! tiny black spots on my molars so you know what that means.......my dental hygienist is legally allowed to shoot me behind the strip mall tomorrow
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squirmydonnie · 4 months ago
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My teeth are becoming an expensive liability
It makes me feel less bad about not asking for gifts on my birthday
I just asked for different lotions
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indiiglow · 1 year ago
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I just brushed my teeth the 'proper' way, taking my time and being thorough, and even though I literally took a break in the middle I still ended up gagging at the end 🙃
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electoons · 6 months ago
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geiger counter sinus infection what on earth..
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tomatoluvr69 · 1 year ago
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Ohhhhhh my goddddddddd so I’ve basically been to the doctor three times since turning 18 and aging out of the pediatrician because of my horrible doctor fears and issues. So it’s a MOMENTOUS occasion and the culmination of years of glacial self-work that I felt ready FINALLY READY to sit down and make a doctors appointment for a routine visit!! Like that is give or take a decade in the making…….and all the ethereal alchemical elements were correct so I could finally do it this morning. But the clinic is closed and you can only do it weekdays ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ ok guess I am going to the doctor in 10 years probably. See you 2034
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always-smileing · 1 year ago
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He’s going to burn me alive if hug him
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