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from Ask a Manager's mortification week: I was trying to email my resume to a manager for a job I REALLY wanted, but accidentally attached a different file containing a poorly photoshopped image of my cat driving a Mario Kart race car. Didn't realize it until she replied saying she hadn't received my resume, and I checked my sent mail. Shockingly, I did not get an interview.

#realizing belatedly this is only very tangentially max-coded#but hoping you love me anyway#sassy verstappen#trying to fit in on f1blr#am i doing it yet#apologies to alison#the cat race car driver#ask a manager
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any more norpinto thoughts?
pg13 ones? 'cus the other ones i have are probably not fit for f1blr slkfjasklfjskljdf
anyway i just think of them in all sorts of SHENANIGANS and CAPERS, i think they're fun and silly that way. their dynamic (or what tiny bit we've seen of it) lends itself well to fluffy romcom AUs imo. like... coffee shop??
so. coffee shop au for them where lando is a pretty famous streamer who needs his caffeine to function at night. then franco is the flirty barista who deliberately keeps getting lando's name wrong. lando doesn't realise that franco is trying to flirt and create opportunities for them to chitchat 😂
franco accidentally yaps too much one day and says "okay bye bye cariño! have a great day!" and lando walks out with his drink and is like, what does that mean...
then he asks carlos what it means, and carlos just facepalms.
edited to add: continued here!
#norpinto#frando#franco colapinto x lando norris#wiz.HCs#wiz.askbox#i don't know much about streamers but uhhhh yeah
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Some of f1blr trying and failing to be supportive : Ralf is so brave to come out in such a masculine world it is very hard to be gay in the manly man sport wow good on Ralf for being who he is in the midst of all this virility it must be so tough not to fit in
Damon fucking Hill somehow : yeah I hate him but whatever floats your boat mate have fun
#seriously where is that post about using the correct words but not being a good ally vs not using the correct words but being a better ally#f1
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HI'S ANNS! Congratz ons the 250s followers milestones!!! (The occasion merited some Roscoe speak 😅). But I really do want to say congratulations, you really do make our shared corner of f1blr an incredibly bright and wonderful one, I am forever grateful that our paths got to cross (even if our timezones are awkward as heck and we don't get to *actually* talk much).
I'm gonna be super on brand and ask for a sewis graphic with this colour palette please! And as ever wishing you nothing but wonderful things to come your way 💚💚💚
thank you's for's the kind's message's seanagh 💚 here's is your's graphic!
🎨: first off, these lewis driver cards that you made! the quality of these are so good, they could be official mercedes graphics and ngl they're a lot better than what the current graphic designer is making. i love the colouring, the font choice, the placement of the text.. everything is so bright and crisp! the pictures you picked for each card are great too and fitting for lewis' best moments at mercedes.
second, discretion is the better part of valour. hooray for star trek au! i love that it's written as a script for an episode instead of the usual prose format, and that the font matches this! the 'stuck in an elevator' trope is so good (and underrated, imo), coupled with a misunderstanding/miscommunication that causes tension and a little bit of angst? heck yeahh. also always love a guest appearance from some of the beloved brawn/merc crew.
last but not least, the rules of strategy! first, i love the idea of the au....the idea of seb as a race strategist is so perfect and fitting for him. it's clear you put a lot of research and love into writing, since there's so many little details and tidbits from our real life 2017 littered throughout which is always really fun to notice and compare. i love reading your characterization of lewis, how he's someone who's trying to do better and be a better person despite his frustration and cynicism. it's a pleasure to read your interpretation of sewis in this universe and how their relationship grows from initial mistrust and indifference, to genuine trust and friendship, to love.
(#roscoehamiltons250: send me an ask with a motorsport blorbo/ship of your choice along with a colour palette and i will make you a graphic! & if you are a creator of art, fanfic, and/or graphics, send me an ask with the 🎨 emoji and i will gush about my favorite work(s) of yours!)
#racingliners#seanagh#ask#roscoehamiltons250#ngl i love indulging in roscoe speak once in awhile... hopefully it's not too annoying lol
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this is so stupid and overthought and pointless but lol it's me sooooo
like I literally got into f1blr through videos of Lando following Carlos and Daniel around and finding them absolutely hilarious and just being their personal squealing little chew toy/satellite. so believe me I LOVE that. and god knows I've written enough about how Lando needed/sometimes still needs to hide behind these big bold alpha personalities.
but I think the ??? that transpired for some of us over the gradual blossoming of Lando's dynamic with Oscar had a lot to do with how much Lando opened up in front of our eyes bc of his new position w Oscar and how that developed. he literally said how much it felt weird for him to imagine himself in the older/more experienced position and you can see in the super early content how much Lando couldn't get a read on Oscar bc there wasn't the usual bromance stuff he's so used to. but Oscar also was so mature and calm that he didn't need Lando to do for him what Carlos and Daniel were for him.
and it seems so stupid but it's almost like Oscar hitting that growth spurt and his voice getting a little deeper sort of clicked things into place for Lando?? bc Oscar had been living alone and cooking for himself and in a serious relationship for years and he didn't need anyone to raise him or protect him like Lando needed as a rookie. and he had lived away from his family or a support system from around 14/15 so he was fully used to finding his way around and navigating new places largely alone.
but him getting taller and broader suddenly fit with his personality so much better. he didn't have his cherub Prema face clashing with how cool and confident he was anymore.
and obv Oscar has always said how much he learned just from observing Lando as one of the fastest guys on the grid, but also Lando has emphasized how much he has learned from Oscar about mentality and staying true to yourself. so again there wasn't any need for Lando to try and be big brother/mother hen.
but!! you know what Lando got to teach Oscar? and what Oscar had trained for years to be the most apt pupil about?
Lando!
bc we never really got to 'learn' Lando as a person before now unless it was on his streams, his content with Max F or his own social media content. his friendships with the other F1 guys are all a variation of bromance since they all love him - but all of them are based on Lando being the introvert among extroverts and bonding over shared activities and interests. not a lot of Lando personality stuff gets revealed around those guys bc he's Just Baby.
but w Oscar Lando came to realize he could roll whatever Mood he was in at him and Oscar would smile and laugh or make feeble resistance and give in anyway - and Oscar took all of it in. he literally already had a fairly encyclopedic Lando knowledge as we well know now but he just ?? never got bored of watching and learning Lando! whether it's Lando's music blaring through the shared wall or Lando not being able to open things or pronounce words or Lando specifically not liking something or not wanting to do something or Lando wanting Oscar to give a different answer or wanting Oscar to agree with him instead - Oscar smiles and patiently files it away.
which is exactly what Max does with Lando. at some point he clearly realized that the best way to get Lando to open up and trust - not unlike an outdoor cat - was to be part anthologist and part nature documentary narrator. Lando only opens up when he knows he has the space to. he gets so genuinely upset at how often the media or fans won't follow his original meaning or look past awkward wording or misuse his original tone. it's why he said he often loves being around people who will lead the conversation and not put pressure on him to talk.
bc for example, Carlos was only joking when he said that Lando needs to mature or how he'd "scold" Lando for being too silly and not paying attention, but to some people it's used as confirmation that Lando's immature. Daniel loved when he'd get Lando to laugh so hard that Lando couldn't do his to-camera work or require millions of takes, but to some people it's seen as Lando not taking anything seriously. it's so easy to take someone as vulnerable and unedited as Lando and slice out one video or one moment and create a false narrative around him. you can see the times when Lando has slunk away from social media and gone a bit mum or dull in his media work when that happens.
but Max and Oscar are there to act as interpreters for the audience at home! Lando drops off to sleep during a Quadrant shoot? Max explains that this is standard procedure wherever he is. Lando is far too hyper for a challenge and won't let Oscar breathe without giving him a hard time? Oscar laughs and gently ribs him back to let people know that it's all in good fun and Lando isn't actually on a tear. Lando winds Max up mercilessly or accidentally reveals that Max has a gf? Max makes sure everyone knows he's joking when he gets "mad" and later on says how much Lando looks out for him. Lando won't let Oscar make his own choices in a silly F1 quiz? Oscar feigns being hard done by but he also says how good Lando's answers are. they do this all the time with him and we see Lando more vocal and more loudly himself with them bc they translate what he can't.
it clearly isn't easy being someone bursting with about fifty different personality traits at once and just as many passionate interests all vying with dyslexia and hyperactivity mixed with introversion and sometimes crippling shyness. it's very easy to love that person - which is why the entire grid does - but it's not easy to understand them or what they need in any given moment.
so I feel like that's what we've gotten out of the Lando/Oscar dynamic that we haven't seen before with Carlos or Daniel. Oscar isn't ever going to be a big personality and he's self-described as "low frequency" - he won't be winding Lando up for fun or bringing energy that makes Lando bounce off the walls. he's also found Lando fascinating almost from his first year moving to the UK. so as fans we love seeing Lando get to have a teammate who loves the business of observing Lando - but we also love getting to see so much more of Lando as a result if that makes sense??
#inchidentallyanessay#so tired but brain going nuts so I'm sorry for whatev this is#f1 meta#landoscar lore
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i love it when you get sustantiatedly bitchy about things that don't really matter like ships, so i'd love you to talk about some of the ones you feel most strongly about, but tbh now i am also curious what you DO see
strongly tempted to put "i love it when you get substantiatedly bitchy about things that don't really matter" in my bio 👍🏻
anyway i feel like most of my examples are honestly not down to anything wrong with that particular ship but moreso overall trends in f1blr shipping (and i think i have set forward this exact thesis before so apologies for repeating myself but i love getting bitchy as much as you love to read it so i will yap about it again 😁) so it's probably more productive for me to just moan about those. perhaps with examples. just to swing the bat at the hornets' nest a little bit harder
in my opinion all of these trends are also interconnected - although they may at first seem contradictory - and feed into and amplify each other's respective flaws to create one big mess of mediocre shipping
trend one: trying to make fetch (yaoi) happen for every combo of teammates, rivals, drivers who came up through feeder series together regardless of if there is any chemistry or even anything remotely interesting about the dynamic
trend two: when there is no chemistry or canonically compelling feature to a certain combo, instead of doing the tried and true crackship method of getting a bit silly with it and going "hey would this be fucked up/funny/sexy/cute or what" everythingggg has to be about overwrought tinhat soulmateism, which is what makes trend one so exhausting. you can't be telling me you actually think every single teammate combo on the grid are actually star crossed lovers with abundant genuine and compelling yaoi fodder. it's not possible
trend three: everyone on here has the attention span and object permanence of a six month old cocomelon addict and so instead of respecting and sticking to the genuinely fantastic "vintage" (read: they were teammates/friends 2-5 years ago and don't interact as much publicly anymore) ships that exist for several drivers the overwhelming trend is for people to flock to the next big thing (read: whatever two drivers are standing next to each other for this season). it's kind of like migratory slash fandom but it's even weirder because it's happening all within one fandom, and half the time you're abandoning a genuinely good fun interesting ship for something that fits trends one & two and is therefore, to me, a bit shit
anyway examples of ships i just don't really Get for one or more of the above reasons include: a lot of contemporary lando ships (i'm not actually saying this because i'm a lando hater on track. when it comes to yaoi i do not discriminate and i think carlando is an all time banger f1 rpf staple. which is why i'm baffled by so many people acting like landoscar is anywhere near a worthy replacement); certain other teammate ships like britcedes, alex/logan (🕊️), zhou/bottas; even (please don't kill me) lestappen to an extent which i don't mind and have even written multiple fics for but i think people are taylor swift easter egging it a bit too hard at this point
on the other hand some of the ships i DO still like and Get include: strollonso (genuinely top ship to me at this point, peak contemporary teammate ship), piarles (idk if this has fallen victim to the Vintage Ship issue as much as i think or if i just perceive it that way bc half the pierre blogs on here have me blocked), some maxiel (lowkey prefer it when treated as a Vintage Ship as opposed to trying very hard to prove it's still alive and kicking today), carlando as already mentioned, whatever was going on between lando and max fewtrell and their possibly shared girlfriend a couple of years back, charlos (another strong contemporary teammate ship), sebmark, and of course my beautiful iconic eternal brocedes. OH and max/gp 😜
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five years ago, nico rosberg had the balls to walk out of formula 1 at the very top after winning his championship. i, personally, like to think of myself as jacques villeneuve, decadent, unhinged, burning every bridge he had until he just couldn’t go back in during the middle of a season. either way, i’m leaving this blog lol!
it might seem overdramatic at first, and it is, but i wanted to explain myself so it doesn’t look like it’s just a fit caused by mental struggles or something like that. when i started this blog, my goals were to go apeshit about the stuff i liked and have fun. i think it was a mega W that i managed to do that, and i swore to myself i would burn it all to the ground if it stopped being fun. truth is, i enjoy still very much writing and doing my photo edits, but something’s missing here i didn’t like that much, and the fact that after one week of minor-to-severe issues i barely thought twice about changing my mind means that indeed, it was time to close the curtains.
but this is not a sad call and it doesn’t have to be! i’m pretty happy because during my small (and weird) time on f1blr, i was amazed at how talented i was, because i really didn’t know i had it in me and i learnt so much while doing my content. but beyond my own genius, you lot are fucking iconic. you guys might not realise it about yourselves, or self-doubt a bit too much, but the fact so many of you legit are able to do amazing photo edits, graphic designs, video edits, fancams, long write ups, fanfiction, mining in the darkest corner of the web, etc etc, as proper professionals, all of this, starting from formula fucking one? sometimes even two or three? FREC? W Series? Formula E? Indy fucking Car???? you bitches are talented! even if you think you don’t do any of this so you don’t deserve praise, you guys interact with all of this content and you create amazing experiences for many people. professionally speaking, it was an honour to be alongside you.
character wise though, well. some of you are real dicks who probably are far past redemption and in a next life will come back as cockroaches and you really need to properly look inside yourselves to halt the idiocy. BUT i met a lot of people who are awesome, who made me laugh so hard, and cry in the best way possible, and these past few days the amount of support and love i got far outweighed the bad, and so many people who hadn’t ever even said hi to me came to give me their support! i wish i could answer everyone on my dms and my askbox but it’s still a bit sore. i never said i wasn’t one of those dicks who will come back as cockroaches, but i’m trying not to haha. all i can say is thank you a million times for everything and apologise for my lack of fortitude.
the blog will stay up for a while just so i have the time to get the contact of people who i liked (and i don’t think anyone will want to but if you would like to keep in touch then let’s change discords or something). i also worked pretty hard, esp on the hyperfixation corners so i’m not ready to delete them. then i’ll either password protect it or deactivate overall but i can always be a hypocrite, swallow my words and pretend this never happened!
i had a lot of fun and i was myself. sorry again for any disturbances caused!
forza ferrari and fuck off (lovingly)
ana :)
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somewhat disagree with that one anon but also it has a different context when lewis is used as the example. f1blr is full of white women, and black men have historically been oversexualized by them. it's something that dates back to slavery, so when people are constantly calling lewis sexy, even when he isn't trying to be (like in pictures with children or with roscoe) only contributes to the racial abuse he gets. not trying to say it's bad to call drivers hot of course but yeah, people need limits. especially with nonwhite drivers.
Okay, wow hold on. Slow down there. I'm the first person to call out racism and throw hands around here but that's a reach babe like such a ridiculous reach it could form a bridge. Like the whole context of sexualizing black men and women and using that to dehumanize them is a real thing which I have argued about million times before but that context does not fit into the current discussion what so ever.
Have you seen the way drivers are talked about here. Pierre? Charles? Danny Ric?Lewis isn't in any way sexualised more than any of the other drivers on this cursed website so let's not go there (as for pictures of him with children, no idea about that context but I hope it isn't anything worse than jokes about wanting to be the mother of his kids or something-which 90% of the rest of the grid get too). The other anon picked Lewis as an example likely because he is the driver I support the most and not because he's the most sexualized. If I'm being honest the most sexualized driver is likely Pierre and well everyone else are not that far behind so no, let's stop before this gets insanely weird.
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About my blog tag! I was tagged by @welld0nebaku <33
1. Why did you choose your url?
jammin is a nickname of mine, don’t ask why bc i also do not know lmao, one day it just stuck. and if i have not already made it explicitly clear, i like it when the cars go vroom soooo jammin 🤝 vroom vroom
2. Any side blogs?
nope, i barely have enough brain cells to maintain this one
3. How long have you been on Tumblr?
well i had an account for literal years that i was never active on but then i started using it to lurk on f1 lmao so i deleted that blog bc it was just eh no and created this one so i could join f1blr about 6ish months ago???
4. Do you have a queue tag?
wtf is that
5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?
as i said above, i started using my old blog for f1 stuff but i decided i wanted to be more active and try and find cool people with similar interests to me!! met some wonderful people and have fully immersed myself into f1 hehe
6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?
well. simulation glitch!lando is something that is so relatable 😌
7. Why did you choose your header?
honestly your guess is as good as mine. the colours fit and daniel is hot lol
8. What's your post with the most notes?
part one of my first fic - monaco
9. How many mutuals do you have?
i don’t know exactly but i have some *chefs kiss* besties
10. How many followers do you have?
230 something??? that’s a ballpark tbh bc why are people following me all i do is shout and thirst
11. How many people do you follow?
70 something???? as you can see numbers are my passion.
12. Have you ever made a shitpost?
i am the shitpost.
14. Did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog?
no but there have been close calls lmao. i am a leo.
15. How do you feel about "you need to reblog this" posts?
don’t care for them too much but also i’m not gonna get mad if i see that on my dash. just today i reblogged the creative duck or whatever that was. do what u gotta do is what i am trying to say.
16. Do you like tag games?
i was a tag game virgin but this is fun.
17. Do you like ask games?
i am yet to play one bc who actually asked for my opinion on anything. i mean i still give my opinion unprompted anyways but yk
18. Which one of your moots do you think is Tumblr famous?
it is hard to tell bc once in a while we all pop off for a sec lol. they all deserve to be tumblr famous though if they are not already.
19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?
i am simply in love with all of you.
I would like to tag @boysthatgovroomvroom @thegirlinthefandoms <33
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I was tagged by @formulola 🧡 Thank you so much 🤗🥰
1. Why did you choose your url?
It's my online nickname and initials. Just Dona was either used or I felt like it would be too short. And also the 'idk' part is fitting as I never really know what the hell is going on 😂
2. Any side blogs?
Luckily not. I neither would have the time to keep two or more blogs working, neither any idea what I should have a side blog on. Feel like this main one is enough 😌
3. How long have you been on tumblr?
I cratd it around 2019, but I only started using it in December 2020. On December 15th exactly.
4. Do you have a queue tag?
It's usually just 'donaidk queue', but the only time I use it is when I have to take a few days off and like have time to prepare posts there.
5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?
I was having quite a bad time during November-December. I wanted to be part of something bigger and luckily found this place just in the perfect time. I literally don't know where I would be if I haven't found f1blr 🧡
6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?
Sadly I keep changing them, because there are just too many fantastic pics 😭 I really liked my Nyck piano one and the Jack cat one. The one I have now with purplish Dan was just perfect for my blog theme, and I also like looking at it. Always reminds me to be more positive about life. Dan has that effect on me. (Jack and Nyck was the same and they also fit my theme back then)
7. Why did you choose your header?
That Mahindra video was just my complete demise 💀 I love Alex, Karen and purple so perfect combination. And you can not tell me it's not hot *bi screaming* Sorry, they're taking over my life still 😂 I had never felt so much happiness from creating gifs before than how I felt during making these.
8. What’s your post with the most notes?
Actually... Most of my 'bigger' posts are all rage posts... That says a lot about me 😂 But the one with the most notes is this one and I have to laugh every time someone founds it. My crackhead brain was pretty angry at their irl situations 🤦♀️
9. How many mutuals do you have?
Around 10? I don't know exactly. I'm the usual scared one who just doesn't wanna upset anyone and rather stays in her tiny bubble 💀
10. How many followers do you have?
288. I literally can't believe that under half a year ago this blog was nothing and so many of you already decided to stay 😭
11. How many people do you follow?
Only 29 as I get very overwhelmed if there are too many notifications. But I keep up with lots more when I have time, just by searching them up and goin through their latest posts 🤗
12. Have you ever made a shit post?
Given my shit posts somehow always reach more people... I don't even have the heart to delete them later 😶
13. How often do you use tumblr a day?
TOOO MUCH! But sadly I love it. It's part of my daily routine 😂
14. Did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog?
Don't really think so. I don't like online arguments, because you can never really tell what the other people actually meant by saying things.
15. How do you feel about the ‘you need to reblog’ posts?
I stand beside them. I try my best also, but sometimes even I fail it when there are posts I love, but they're just not about people that I follow or like 😔 But I try my best at reblogging it for the art and not the irl people behind it 😊
16. Do you like tag games?
I really do love them! I may forget about one or two but my heart always jumps a little when others think about me and tag me 🥺
17. Do you like ask games?
Of course! Just as much as tag games. They're all really fun.
18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
Most of them, and I literally don't know how they became my mutual 😭
19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?
Romantic one not really. But I have one huge friend one if that counts 😂
20. Tags!
If you don't feel like it or already did it just please ignore my tag 🧡 @x-lipstickstain-x @georgeinamerc @tittipaldi @holymacncheeseballs @landonorrisgeorgerussell
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I love it when you tag Lewis as king Arthur 😘
<3<3 what's wild is that I had that idea in my head before I'd even gotten into f1blr bc of my F1 obsessed family members - they've been die hard Lewis fans literally since I can remember and they still talk about him as like a young phenom and changing the culture of F1 for the better. so the 'king' part was always there (esp when he did the Wakanda Forever thing) and then in my head it developed that he's ushered in a Camelot era to the sport (or trying to) and was like oh man this is gonna be my Lewis tag.
I mostly get all my knowledge from my history nerd friend or movies and wikipedia so obv this isn't extremely literal but:
I've got Lando tagged as 'heir apparent' sometimes bc Lewis adores him so much and I think sees a lot of himself. it cracks me up when ppl try to stir up drama about them when both of them will remember how much the press and fans loved taking Lewis' unfiltered early comments out of context for drama. BUT he is absolutely not Mordred from the later stories, he'd be the extremely early version who was a brave but complicated nephew of Arthur's and also Gawain/George's cousin (that fits so perfect). I don't want to use the name for his tag tho bc most of the associations are bad. so I use heir apparent as Lando becoming more like a reincarnation of King Arthur himself when Lewis leaves the future of Camelot to him.
I also love that there's literally a Lord Percival in Charles and I especially love that he's the character who was originally said to have found the sangreal for King Arthur after enduring many trials - which drives me absolutely insane since Ferrari means he always dresses in symbolic holy/royal blood red. even il Predestinato like ?? it all fits
I know they don't interact much at all yet but Oscar was already tagged by me as 'Galahad' for his bravery, chivalry and love for being a knight above all else - and the lore was changed to have him be the one to discover the grail which I could also easily see.
I've got a real thing for possibly naming Fernando as Lancelot bc he charms the royal court and I could also see him bedding someone he shouldn't and causing absolute chaos asjgfljas (that's coming up next!!) also him being Oscar/Galahad's father makes SO much sense narrative wise. the son has so much of the father's power but without the flaws/complexities.
I've got a wild idea that Nico is Guinevere and Fernando seduced him away from Lewis and that nearly caused the downfall of Camelot. Nico took himself to a convent/Sky Sports for redemption and healing asflgjasgfsla. I even love that I can pretend Lewis tried to summon Fernando back to Camelot after the whole affair but Fernando refused.
George's role keeps escaping me bc he's beautiful enough to be Lancelot but none of the rest of the narrative works as well as it does for Fernando. Gawain seems the most likely since he is Arthur's nephew and a powerful knight who also has a close friendship with Fernando/Lancelot and is cousin to Lando/Arthur's heir (2019 rookies brotherhood).
that's all I have so far!!
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As there is a lot of talk about the musicians who are going to perform at Zandvoort here in the Netherlands, I just want to go and share my own opinion on who I want to see perform:
- BLØF with Zoutelande, because obviously we're in Zandvoort and I think it would be very fitting location wise
- Nielson with IJskoud, because there must be a song in remembrance of Spa 2021, and this song is all about being left behind in the cold
- Davina Michelle with Duurt Te Lang, this one is also in memory of Spa 2021 and all the people that were waiting 5+ hours for a race that didn't happen
- Het Goede Doel with België, hopefully this song will fix the PR disaster that is just the entirety of Belgium... Maybe Pierre will reconsider his holiday plans because of this song, maybe..?
- Guus Meeuwis with Kedeng Kedeng, because Max Verstappen is singlehandedly destroying our country's public transport for an entire weekend and no one is talking about it???
- Racoon with Oceaan, in case we need to cry and maybe drown ourselves in the ocean
- Merol with Lekker Met De Meiden, because we're here, we're queer, we're lekker met de meiden <3
- Ernst en Bobbie with Etiquette, this song is for all the 50-year-old Max Verstappen fans, hopefully they can learn some manners
- K3 with 10.000 luchtballonnen, they're trying to rightfully so cancel the flypast at Zandvoort, but that means we need a replacement event for in the air, hhmmm
- Kinderen voor Kinderen with Als ik de baas zou zijn van het Journaal, but change journaal with FIA and ik with F1blr and the world would be a better place? Hopefully..
- Dotan with Letting Go, because I'm crying over gay athletes goddammit, leave me alone
- Lisa, Amy en Shelley with Fout Ventje, this song could be about anyone, maybe even you're favourite driver, it's up to you
- Rowwen Hèze with Limburg, not really a explanation needed for this one. Also I just wanna say that the 1Limburg liveblog the funniest shit ever is, they just stop in the middle of the race when Max crashes
And obviously Chef'special with any song they want, because fuck that Bernhard guy and fuck everyone who thinks that artists and any other creative people shouldn't get paid for their work, you can kindly fuck of.
#I hope to have introduced you all to some Dutch culture <3#Is this all ironic or is this completely serious? who knows#I just want a simple american soul to stumble upon this in 4 months time and to haunt them#dutch gp 2021#yes I understand that this isn't funny if you're not dutch#and that it also isn't funny if you're Dutch <3
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