#trying to remember how to spell gorjus

[bizville]

(feverish and sweating) M inthara

[yippeeometer]

Going to be greedy again fr

Do you have anything else on Maine?

FREAK

FREAKLER

WEIRDO

hes so odd i love him he’s trying so hard to be a cryptid and he’s succeeding

like you find him in the woods looking to scare people and just say hi maine. the usual is it.

dress sense is crazy. he wears exculsively jorts and then complains repeatedly when he’s too cold in the winter.

this is because he is looking for attention. vermont is all ‘oh don’t worry u can wear my jacket :)’ hammy says ‘i hope u freeze.’

insane i love their trio new hampshire blatantly lies to them about the rev war and finds it hilarious. vermont was completely crushed when he learned that all the blackmail he’s been cultivating on NY was just complete lies

look i get the northeast r evil and full of hate but i consider him the favourite of the bunch. like they say please fuck off instead of just fuck off

god this man is strange. catch him eating lobster in front of his pet lobsters to ‘assert dominance’. catch him playing scrabble with YOUR grandmother to ‘assert dominance’. catch him

look he’s got no self respect and no dignity bc mass has such a FAT MOUTH. mass blabbing all his secrets before he was even sentient. it’s why he’s got to make friends with the west they’re the only ones left

i believe fully he’s a crime or horror writer and takes the writer aesthetic seriously. he’s sat there ripping his hair out bc he can’t remember how to spell gorjus. he’s on virginia’s kitchen counter asking to be put down like a dog bc he got a metaphor wrong.

furthermore bc he’s the furthest east and in the completely wrong time zone this man never gets through an entire west party. he’s asleep on a chair by 9pm and the party just has to go on around him

[indirectcomedian]

hold on guys im trying to remember how to spell gorjus

[a13xmorgs]

trying to remember how to spell gorjus

mhmm