#baldpost

[bizville]

Fenrael is nothingburger to me these days I'm too durgepilled <Jesus Christ I'm talking like my evil computer oomf again. But I miss them a bit sometimes despite this. Don't ever abandon an oc I feel like a neglectful mother

[shinceltyblewup]

A handsome younger man with a quick, easy smile. (Derogatory)

[nonbinary-arsonists]

BALD

[baldswagsummit2023]

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR NUMBER ONE BALDIE OF ALL TIME, WITH OVER 9,000 VOTES IN HIS FAVOR...

BENJAMIN SISKO!!!!!

thank you bald nation for the best finals round ever!!! congrats trekkies and rest in peace sweet tf2 lovers. ❤️

[caesxr]

she took my hairline in the divorce

[captain-price-unofficially]

@mr-up-on-a-downer

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Isabella when you remind her she's genocides

[jeffament]

for the baldentine in your life

[bald-elvis]

woah mama, the gleaming sunshine off my bald head is blinding everyone around me

[bizville]

ye gods he looks like a mcdonald

[shinceltyblewup]

My mom just walked in and went Wow!! These guys look scary 😀.. What do you mean? You don't like my little angels? Ignore the wraith's exposed hipbones in the corner

[baldswagsummit2023]

BALD SWAG SUMMIT 2 ROUND 3 STARTS NOW!

[caesxr]

it's so cruel that they cut caesar off in his prime. he hadn't even finished the process of fully balding yet

[evilartreblogger]

More random doodles, This time it’s a trio of Poseidons and a rabid bald cat with a phone

Thought it was funny, my Poseidon would probably get into a cartoon fight with Messymoon’s if they ever crossed paths. He’s a little pissy wretched stinkman and angry at everyone and everything. The only thing he likes is water.

Anyway here’s my Poseidon, my sona, Nealillustrator’s Poseidon, and Messymoonmad’s Poseidon. Bald locked the poor guy in a room….

P1 - “Get me out you bald Freak”

Bald - “Reporting live: Cryptid “eats” my friend”

P3 - “Is fur Mi?”

P2 - Disgusted face

plus whatever this is

[fullscoreshenanigans]

you claim to be the she/her jesus of bald and yet your icon does not reflect this. is there a reason for that?

That was a title bestowed upon me I never claimed such 🙏😌

But Ray would honor the classics with his spin on Count Orlok

The question is if he would go with or without the hat.

[the-cryptographer]

the pros of using Anders is that Anders has a history of vanity and connecting his physical appearance to his self-worth and tbh maintaining the appearance of youth and health probably was pretty important for him when he was on the run and supporting himself via sex work. so you could def get a lot of emotional mileage out of Anders feeling like the last of his good looks are slipping away.

the pros of using Hawke is you can def directly tie in Hawke's feelings about being a balding old wash-up with their failure at the end of da2 to prevent Kirkwall's social collapse. which could be kinda funny since Fenris also def blames Hawke for TLS (thinks Hawke should have stopped hanging out with Anders earlier and not helped the mages fight off the templars) but caring about what happened in TLS is #600 down on Fenris's priority list, and #1 on his priority list is how to get Hawke in Tevinter chic for horny reasons, but also he would rather die than admit it out loud. so there's a lot of comedy potential in Hawke repeatedly apologising for having failed Kirkwall but also not knowing how they could have been okay with anything else and meanwhile Fenris is unable to sincerely forgive Hawke but also trying to subtly direct the conversation to his boner because your guilt is extremely boring.