#ultimategreasemonkey

[the-taboo-king]

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She gave out a tiny moan as she felt his teeth graze her skin. Her legs felt like they had turned to jelly. “G..Gundham,” she moaned out his name softly as she wrapped her arms around him, her fingers clutching at the fabric of his jacket.

   Well, guess he knows she is enjoying this. His other arm wraps around her waist, tugging her body closer to his. Not that they have much space to move away from each other. He enjoys the press of her against his chest. Odd how he doesn’t feel uncomfortable right now. There is a low chuckle on the skin of her neck before he nibbles at her. A second later he pulls away.

   “ ... I apologise. I couldn’t help myself,” He says, face a little red as eyes slide away.

[sonic35443universe]

@ultimategreasemonkey

      🛠️This is the FIFTH shop he had to look through just to find the last little component needed to finish working on a personal project. Though he was unaware and now more so pissed off at how long it was actually taking him to finish it due to this one piece being so hard to find. The worst part about it was the fact that the people working here were too busy having their heads shoved up each other’s ass to assist him. Now this just felt like a wild goose chase.

      “Yea, customer service my ass. Bet they wouldn’t even know the difference between a monkey wrench and a pipe wrench if it hit them.” He said through his sharp teeth, obviously fed up with how much this has been putting him through.

[knocking-it-out-of-the-park]

♬

Send me a ♬ and I’ll shuffle my iTunes and whatever song pops up, I’ll use the first line as the starter.         

“ I remember when I lost my mindThere was something so pleasant about that placeEven your emotions have an echo in so much space ”

[bxrnwiththesun]

👻 //sucker for memes about kids sorry but not sorry lol

👻 A parent calms down the child after a nightmare

🐺– The wolf had been observing his young twitching and shuddering in their sleep, their little paws shaking with fear and, at some point, tail curled between their legs. The nightmare ended with the pup jolting up and letting out a bark of fear, followed by moving their little head to look for their parent. When they found him, they got on little paws and sneaked between Hinata’s front legs, looking up at him with concern.

‘‘Da- ddy, I dreamt ba- ad...’‘, they stuttered, beggining to sniff. Of course, the canine lowered his muzzle to gently lick the top of the little head reassuringly.

‘‘Don’t worry, I figured. Daddy’s here though, okay? There, there...’‘ Having said that, his mate walked in through the door, staring at them curiously. ‘‘The little one had a nightmare...’’

[sharpdressedheir]

OH MY!

Send me a "OH MY!" for your muse to accidently walk in on my muse naked.

He hadfinished taking a shower and was ready to put some clothes on. The blond sat onthe edge, towel firmly tied around his waist. He reached for his underwear,ready to slide them under the towel when the sound of the door openingdistracted him from his task. Cerulean eyes focused on her, neutral instead ofangry, as he pointed at the female. “Please close the door. I want to avoid anyunwanted attention.”

[hxpetrash]

* wraps him in chains* nagito we are going to go swimming way...way out in the ocean. i hope you find hope at the bottom of the sea! //knowing his luck....he will come back to shore with a net full of sea animals for dinner from this plan of hers XD

What is it with people and sticking chains on him?

[the-taboo-king]

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“You sound far from fine Gundham. Are you sure you’re alright? You sound in pain. I can go get Mikan if you’re sick,” he sounded like hell. “Do…do you need me to get anything? You sound like you’re not feeling good?”

   “No! No, not Tsumiki,” He insists. If anything that nurse might make this worse. He just needs her to understand he wants to be alone. “I am not ill. This ... this a different problem and it is better I contain it myself. Thank you for your concern, however.”

[thenotesofaveryoddgirl]

@ultimategreasemonkey from here

“Okay.” Naomi agreed, looking at the machnic. “So I will just sit here, then.” She sat on the floor near her. “My name is Naomi Kizakura, by the way.”

[knocking-it-out-of-the-park]

Follower forever!

I know I am still fairly new to this fandom but everyone that I’ve interacted with has been absolutely wonderful, so I thought I’d make one of these to spread some positivity!

I would definitely recommend checking the blogs mentioned out if you haven’t already!

My squad/people I talk to every day:

@ultimatechocolatierfefe - listen, I have known Mousie for like 5 years? Our characters might not get along but they’re hilarious and I always look forward to talking to them over discord

@kikothepianist - our friendship is mostly inside jokes, yelling, and lots of angst. I never thought I’d ship something so hard but oops it happened

@siren-hatane - I love Wrenne a lot, and the mun is very nice to talk to! Our threads are always enjoyable, and I love that they usually message me with “GOD DAMMIT LEON” whenever he does something stupid. Which is always.

@shymaru - we became friends because of our mutual love of Ishimaru. And I think that their portrayal is really cool, and it makes me like the character more? The mun is really cool too, we usually send pictures to each other.

You are one of my favorite blogs and I hope we can talk more!:

@monochromearia - you are the first Sayaka I have roleplayed with and honestly??? I love how you portray her, and you are so easy to approach and I love seeing you on my dashboard. Just let the kids be happy

@hopefilledmarshmallow - okay, you are amazing. I love how you play Komaeda, and I love how we can share a mutual love for the trash can child. Reading your posts gives me life

We’ve interacted before and I absolutely loved it!:

@30-percent-accuracy - I know we had a short thread but I really enjoyed it, and I would love to get to know you better? Yasuhiro is one of my favorite characters and you seem like a really cool person!

@ghcsthunted - ghost hunter Makoto is such a cool concept?? Seeing him yell about ghosts and Bigfoot and cryptids is always really fun! I hope we can do more threads in the future

@wasureppoidesu - I know we haven’t talked in a long time but these two seem to get along well! They still have to start that band, you know? I loved our short threads!

@nonludum - we’ve roleplayed once before and I really enjoyed it! Celeste is a very interesting character and I’m not sure how they’d get along but I would always be willing to explore that! I love seeing you on my dashboard, too

@shslbaby-yakuza - oh my god these two. I have a feeling they would just argue the whole time during threads but, you know, I’m all for those kind of relationships. Fuyuhiko really grew on me, too. He’s a really good character.

@ultimategreasemonkey​ - my goodness, don’t let those two cook. Anyway, I really like Souda, and I think these two would have a really interesting friendship! Definitely looking forward to roleplaying with you!

@malchancevilain - we did one thread a long time ago and it was fun! I apologize for dropping it, it was really interesting! Talentswap Byakuya is a really interesting idea, I love how you portray him. I’m just kind of intimidated by you but if you want to do another thread I’m down!

@sotokokichi​ - hey! I don’t actually know your character because I haven’t gotten that far but I’m having fun!  Ouma intimidates Leon a hell of a lot. I look forward to more threads!

@ultimctepoet - yo, I see you on my dashboard a lot, and I would love to start another thread with you! You seem like a real chill person! Besides, Mastermind!Nazumi sounds like a lot of fun to interact with (besides, what’s with all the fires)

@sweetdreamsbakery​ - our threads are always really interesting! Leon is never really sure what to do with Ai but those kinds of friendships are always fun! I will stop forgetting to reply for like a week, I promise

I admire you from afar but am too much of a weenie to say hi:

@strcngbody-feeblemind - I saw your blog recommended to me a lot and was too shy to say hi when you followed me, but you play Mondo really well and I’ll send you a message sometime soon we can plot something!

@innocent-idol - I love talentswap blogs? And yours is really interesting! But I guess this is my formal hello to you! You’re cool and I hope we can be friends : )

@delinqueon - OKAY I’ve also seen you in my recommended a lot. The idea of Leon being the ultimate delinquent is fucking great, I love it. I’m always a little hesitant to roleplay with doubles (not because they’re bad, just because I wouldn’t know where to start ) but I would love to talk to you!

@shsl-moral-compass - HI. You’re super cool too and I’m the worst at talking to new people but I love your blog and I love Ishimaru so- I think we’d probably get a long. I’ll send you a message!

@carniivorous​ - okay listen, you play Celeste really well and like, she’s also a vampire, which is super cool? Celeste intimidated me in the game, and she also intimidates me in roleplay but I would love to have a thread with you sometime!

@ultimatetalentless​ - my goodness, I was really excited when you followed me! I really like Hajime, he grew on me, and I would love to start a thread with you sometime!

Thanks for making my experience an enjoyable one!

[the-taboo-king]

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Her face burned bright red. She saw it.. She knows she saw it even before he covered it up. Her innocent eyes had seen it “Oh god…” She groaned as she grabbed her beanie and pulled it over her head as she crouched on the ground trying to make herself as small as she could. Good job Kazumi that is just how you want the boy you like to see you. Now you look like a god damn perv.

   Oh god! Oh jeez! Did she see it? She probably saw it. Better to just put some clothes on and pretend like that never happened. Yeah, yeah, that is the best course of action.

   Gundham throws on some pants and steps back out into the lounge room. He sees he crouching there on the ground and strides over to her. She is likely just as embarrassed as he is. Kazumi probably didn’t even consider the possibility that he might be naked when she waltzed right in here. He clears his throat, offering a hand to help her up.

   “S-so ... um, what do you require of me, S-,” No, she wants him to call her by her first name. “K-Kazumi.”

[humanitysunlimitedbeauty]

"I believe... that human beings are creatures who possess infinite beauty." 

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                  headcanon based with a little of what we already know//

[padthedemon]

ultimategreasemonkey

Padraig was an assistant teacher in Hopes Peak Academy. He was to help manage a class of Talents after an incident occurred and their former teacher moved to look after the reserve course students. The new teacher had trouble with the class which was why they needed assistance. The student he was in charge of had skipped class and was told was probably working on or maintaining some kind of equipment. With only that much to go on, he went in search of them are around the Academy grounds. @ultimategreasemonkey

[thenotesofaveryoddgirl]

@ultimategreasemonkey from here

(Txt: ?????) You know I don’t even know why you started talking to me. People normally say I smell and make fun of me. You haven’t done that yet

[Text: Souda-san] You seemed like an intresting and I was bored. Also, your hair looked awsome.

[Text: Souda-san] Have I even intrdouced myself? I think I just know your name from the HPA websites.