#undernet post

[a-piece-of-him-right-here]

Are you hungry sir?

HHhhhhhhhh I don't remember when I

when

what

have I eaten today??

I FEEL PRETTY ALRIGHT

[a-piece-of-him-right-here]

L

LEMON BARS!!

I HAVEN'T VISITED LEMONS ( @a-piece-of-him-right-here )IN AWHILE. I SEE HIM DAILY AT WORK BUT WE HAVEN'T MADE LEMON BARS IN AWHILE. I MUST FIX THIS. LEMON BARS AND BABBLING MUST OCCUR.

[sui-imi]

UnderEats & UnderNet Protocol icons

both UE & UP belong to me (sui-imi)

don't use outside of their intended purpose please

[benanazauce]

listening to the UT soundtrack right now and just got THE BIGGEST whiplash from the switch from heartache to sans. LORD help me this is ONE BIG EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER

[sauce-salad-bowl]

drabble idea where sans is an author underground and reader is just a video game character okay send blog post it’s under there 🤝🤝

This is embarrassing. He doesn’t even know what to write. Sans scoots away from the empty document on his computer, face buried deep in his hands. Maybe he should just cut his losses and go to sleep. Again.

But he doesn’t go to sleep. He mopes for a minute, then glances back at his computer and sighs, pulling himself closer again. Instead of agonizing over the blank page, he opens the UnderNet.

Scrolling will totally help him forget his problems.

And it does, for a few minutes.

He leaves five or twelve comments on Papyrus’ page, swipes through a few videos, only to quickly stumble onto another drawing of you. The caption says:

‘miss this game sm. who’s ur fave character? ^.^’ His thumb hovers over the keypad for a moment, then he ‘likes’ it.

It was a few years ago from now when he was getting coffee with Alphys, and she was gabbing to him about the things she had found in Waterfall. He was surprised when she handed him a copy of a video game he had never seen before.

“keep it, alph. you’ll appreciate it more than me.” Sans tried to respectfully decline, honestly thinking he’d be too lazy to play.

But Alphys insisted, her claw tapping the package. “I found a b-bunch of copies, actually. I-I’ve been trying to p-pass them around, get a bunch of p-people i-into it.”

“and how many you got so far?” he asked, placing his skull in his palm.

“Uhm, Undyne! A-and Asgore, for a f-few minutes…” She pushed the game towards him on the table. “And th-they both liked it! C-Can you just try it out?”

Sans shrugged and took the game from her, doubting that he would. But he could give it to Papyrus, maybe he’d get a kick out of it. He glanced at the cover, decorated with humans in odd-looking outfits. You didn’t stick out to him, not at first.

The video game ended up on the bookstand, under his quantum physics/joke textbook, for weeks. He was a busy guy, okay?

It would’ve sat there longer too, had Undyne not been over soon after. She grabbed the dusty case and insisted that they all play, waving it around wildly.

“It’s got swords and chainsaws, awesome characters, and a totally badass story! We’ve gotta take turns between levels!” Her eye had sparkled, and Papyrus had squealed at the thought, and that was how Sans found himself on the couch, sandwiched between them and watching them play.

It was a simple RPG adventure. And honestly, it didn’t seem like anything crazy to him, so he was content with just watching. But of course after a while his brother was shoving a controller in his hand and insisting he have a turn.

“alright, alright. ulna’t get your radius in a twist.”

“OH MY GOD, SANS. JUST PLAY.”

He snorted, but complied, actually enjoying solving some of the puzzles. He thought the art style was neat, too. And the NPCs were kind of interesting.

Especially you.

You were a loyal companion to Sans’ character, and he immediately noticed how… endeared he was by you. Your dialogue genuinely made him laugh out loud— he was definitely stealing some of your material. And your character just had this… aura, no, mystery about you, like you knew something more than he did.

Maybe this game was cooler than he thought.

Sans found himself quickly exhausting your dialogue options. He was just curious about what you had to say. When Undyne started to complain, he blinked, and handed the controller to her. He’d gotten distracted.

It’s only really spiraled from there. After playing the whole thing through right after Undyne left, he’s been a fan of the game ever since.

But if someone really asked him about it, he’s not sure what he would say. He liked it, but not much else. Because he wants to seem casual about it. He is casual about it.

That’s why he’s here now, a few years later, struggling to get down thoughts about you onto his keyboard. Super casual indeed.

He sucks in a breath, finally opening the document page again. You didn’t just fascinate him. He thought about you constantly, more than he’d like to admit. He found himself seeking you out outside your game, which worked well since it became pretty popular on UnderNet. He’s read his fair share of theories about you, only half of which he agrees with.

He wasn’t sure at all what to make of it, but he knew he liked thinking about you a lot. Sans had a lot of time for daydreaming as a sentry, since no humans ever actually came through. But that didn’t mean he couldn’t imagine you, shuffling past him in the snowy forrest.

Can he write about that? Sans puts down a few sentences, but it doesn’t really go anywhere, so he deletes it.

It’s not like he hasn’t tried with, y’know, real people. But he’s found that it’s a lot of effort to make relationships work. Sans has had a few great ones, but things always just sort of fizzled out. He hasn’t given up on it, but there are only so many folks down here. And he has a funny habit of finding his way back to you.

Is his little crush odd? Uh, yeah, maybe. But when his chest swells at the thought of you, or he thinks of a joke he just wishes he could tell you, he has to admit that he’s never really felt like this before.

He startles at the sound of pots banging downstairs. Papyrus, probably starting on dinner. For some reason, he wonders if you’d like his brother’s cooking. He pictures you at the table, eating and laughing with them in their living room. It’s sweet, but he shakes his head. Still underground. Not quite what he wanted.

When he thinks about what would really make him happy, he sees himself on the surface. The sun is hot against his face, and there’s a sky that somehow never stops. And when he looks, the hand entwined with his is yours.

Suddenly, he knows what he wants to write about.

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hi what’d you think?? i was sitting in bed and gardening, and this idea that i’ve had for a while kept bugging me, so i opened my drafts and had to expel. i’ve had writers block all day so im hype that i actually came up with something, even if it’s not what i planned on writing.

uh i hope it makes sense?? its late where i am, cant tell if it makes sense!! im going to bed 🛌

[carlyraejepsans]

do you think sans would invent a special glue that lets him walk up and down any surface

that seems more like a papyrus kind of invention. sans would be like "can't you do that already though, dude?" and then papyrus would be like "WELL Y—wait. wait. hang on. i just had a vision let me cook.

it sounds like something ALPHYS would make for a cosplay, then post about on her undernet profile with like a little video and a dorky caption while papyrus is in her replies like "THIS IS VERY GOOD BUT WAS THE GOO REALLY NECESSARY"

[howlsofbloodhounds]

So was rewatching Othertale: Before the Hack (part 1) a few days ago and posting about it, which you can find here, and i was taking notes as i did.

You can also find the link to my analysis of the [caring] animation here, and my analysis of the [experiment] animation here and here.

And happy 9th birthday to both Othertale, and Color Sans!

“Undyne, or Ivory, comes from an AU called Othertale. She can play piano and has a nice sense of music, but can’t sing. She’s much weaker than her Undertale counterpart.

In this AU, Sans never existed (aside from a mysterious sock in the house that Undyne and Papyrus eventually move in to.)

And instead, Undyne—an orphaned street kid blind in one eye with her red hair in a braid—starts looking after an even younger orphaned kid named Papyrus from bullies and thieves. Before eventually, the two decide to stick together as siblings.

Due to being more focused on looking after and raising Papyrus, Undyne does not have any goals to join the Royal Guard or free the Underground or capture any humans.

She cares more about her little brother than anything, and even uses piano skills to eventually become something of a celebrity for the Underground while Papyrus goes on to become a math teacher.

Othertale Undyne grows up in a universe where Sans doesn’t exist, Papyrus is her younger adoptive brother, and she had to work to keep herself and her brother alive.

Using her skills in piano playing to perform concerts, she earns enough to get herself and her brother off the streets.

She seems to take this very seriously, such as being nervous and not sleeping, staying up all night practicing. Especially since she’s become so well know that even King Asgore and Gerson Head of the Royal Guard would be there.

Neither she nor Papyrus have plans to join the Royal Guard, so Gerson is still the captain of the Royal Guard.

Neither Papyrus nor Undyne have any official training, although Undyne and the Royal Scientist Alphys are still love interests—with Alpyhs being Papyrus’ Undernet friend, and appearing to have a celebrity crush on Undyne—even giving her a gift for her big concert.

Because the six human souls also don’t exist in Othertale, breaking the barrier isn’t possible. Mettaton operates more like a living weapon than a star, and the amalgamates don’t exist either. Although Flowey still does.

In the present day of Othertale, many monsters have mysteriously been going missing; with the King himself having to speak on the issue.

It is unclear if Undyne is any concerned about this, given how she readily goes on walks alone with Alphys and was eager to explore an abandoned sentry station that showed up out of nowhere when she heard someone calling her name from it.

One day, however, Undyne is lured into the Void through a sentry station; she hears someone calling her name but no one else can hear it. She decides to immediately go exploring because she wants to have fun. She is rather pushy when Alphys is too scared to go in and explore, but ultimately doesn’t force the other woman to go in.

But inside she is confronted by Gaster and Sans/Color!Sans. She doesn’t understand what’s going on, but is knocked out by a magic fueled punch by Color that transfers some of Color’s “soul power” into her, which opened Undyne’s “blind eye.”

Ivory is not afraid to defend herself; not hesitant at all to summon one of her spears and point it at Gaster when he advances on her, warning him to stay back or else she will hurt him. Although she only does this when he attempts to make a move towards her.

She seems very very nervous about her concert, and she doesn’t seem to have been ready for the level of attention and popularity her skills brought her.

Due to her magic eye that Color unlocked, she seems able to immediately tell if there’s danger nearby; like a warning, perhaps from Color himself. She seems to trust her instincts a lot, immediately ditching her big concert and audience to follow her gut and run straight into danger.

When she finds Alphys injured, she’s furious and fiercely protective; demanding to know who did it in a low growling tone.

Once making sure Alphys is okay, her immediate concern after is her brother and his safety. But rather than immediately running off and abandoning Alphys, she expresses this to her—and after getting reassurance that the other woman is okay and understands, she gives Alphys a tight hug before running off after Papyrus.

As soon as she finds and protects Papyrus, she orders her brother to run and get help while she fights off against the other monster attacking him on her own.

She’s able to shortcut a lot like Sans is able to now. Her eye glows like Sans’ did, only yellow this time. Her fish ears/gills pin back when she’s scared.

When she gains her second form, her hair is chopped off to what appears to be about ear length. Her spears are stronger and longer, and she has her own Gaster Blasters.

She dresses like an Underfell Undyne in this form—and she wears a heart shaped golden necklace with the letter “f” on it.

We don’t know where she got it, what it means, who it came from—but it was said to be a gift from someone.”

^ the images I am referring to. (All art by superyoumna.)

This part is in reference to the [experiment] short, and the brother & sister comic.

Before Gaster jumped into the Core and Sans was forgotten in the Void to create Othertale, back when the universe was still Undertale—this universe seems to subscribe to the idea that both Sans and Undyne’s magical eyes were due to experiments by Dr. Gaster.

Sans says that Dr. Gaster made a mistake when giving him his eye, that it made Sans’ body extremely unstable and fragile—and possibly more, although Sans doesn’t seem to hold it against Gaster even when Gaster holds it against himself.

Sans reassures Undyne that Gaster won’t make that same mistake with her, but when the experiment finally works and Undyne is able to see from her fake eye, Gaster immediately tells Sans to remove the soul energy or it would damage Undyne’s body.

Undyne during this flashback seems to be around 5, while Papyrus is at most 1-2, and Sans seems to be in his late teens to early 20s. When Sans is pulled into the Void and the world is rewritten to forget Sans and make Othertale, Ivory’s eye is blind again and later needs to be reactivated by Color transferring his soul energy back to her.

All a part of Color and Shade’s plan to empower Ivory with knowledge and power so she can fight against the impending threat, since Color and Shade cannot leave the Void without the risk of dying.

Despite how Ivory and Shade’s meeting in Othertale’s Void is confronting and wary, in the past, child Undyne seemed to find comfort in Gaster and trusted him a lot—such as wanting him to share in her happiness, being worried about him when he leaves in frustration, and saying that the lab is spooky without him around.

As a child after Sans is forgotten, however, it appears little Ivory met little Sage sometime after an event just referred to as “the explosion.” And ever since then, Sage only ever sought Ivory out whenever the other children would steal from and bully him—and Ivory would beat up the bullies for him and get his stuff back.

One day, while searching for a rubix cube in the garbage dumps, a frantic and crying Sage runs up to Ivory to tell her that the others kids stole his toy car.

Ivory notes that he only ever comes to her when he needs protection. Sage immediately apologizes for this, but Ivory quickly corrects herself as that wasn’t what she meant—this is the moment where Ivory proposes that Sage stick with her instead of surviving on his own.

Sage is reluctant to accept because even though they are friends, they are still strangers. In answer to this, Ivory gives Sage her rubix cube and loudly states that they are neither friends nor strangers—instead they are siblings.

Sage immediately gets excited by this idea, and the two proudly and loudly declare that they are siblings—and Sage promises to always look up to her and support her as his big sister and as the “great Papyrus!”

[adriixboo]

hello everyone. MAMA'S BACK WITH ANOTHER UNDERTALE VISION 😈😈😈😈😈😈 my mind 🤯 exploded.

haha

for context, do you guys know those compilations on instagram (reels) or whatever media, and it's those ones where people are doing the outrageous shit?

like of people doing dumb stuff yet it's absolutely hilarious, the ones that (usually) are a little bit reckless?

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say y/n befriended the majority, if not all, of the underground. the way that the monsters know of y/n is usually laidback, respectful. so they're cool, calm, and collected, if you will. the calm before the storm, even. hasn't caused any trouble, is a delight to be around.

also say that they have their own undernet account, courtesy of the royal scientist, alphys. on their account, they friended their other friends; alphys, sans, papyrus, undyne, napstablook, mettaton, even muffet and grillby, as well as the majority of snowdin and such. maybe here, y/n convinced alphys, after a bit of explanations, some negotiations here and there, to update the undernet to include stories (yk like insta stories, assuming they did not have that feature), or not, doesn't really matter, normal posts and stories would give the same result possibly

in this case, i like to think of y/n growing a little antsy of the lack of action and bafoonery that they could do.

so, they begin soft-launching their usual antics, stuff that they did before falling to the underground. not saying that they MISS the surface, other than the night sky, sunrises and sunsets. y/n is quite fond of the small life they had made for themselves in the underground, and wouldn't really trade it for the world. but anyway,

they begin posting on their undernet account. some would describe them as... odd maybe, due to the nature of the photos posted. they start off small, photos of them in shopping carts in the middle of a random parking lot. a picture of a traffic cone with a... firework next to it? that raised a little bit of eyebrows, but it is still rather tame. you guys know those abandoned tunnels that have graffiti and were used for raves nd such? yeah there's a photo of y/n in one of them. maybe with some stupid ass captions like "alright who let grandma out the nursing home" or like something idiotically cryptic like "the truth comes out soon." now THAT has heads turning. replies start spilling in like

"grandma????????" "what truth???" "what are u planning??????" these poor citizens don't know what they're getting into

who knows, maybe y/n got a little ahead of themselves because of impatience. so then they just drop the videos of them doing dumb stuff, because "life's just too short. let's play spin the bottle but whoever the bottle sets on, gets to set off a firework and throw it at their friends who are running away from the one who got picked."

yes, that's the video i saw that generated this idea.

so y/n is basically lore dropping on their unsuspecting monster friends, who are either laughing it up, or very concerned for their good friend's wellbeing (mental and physical) the videos range from that firework fiasco, to other shit like running into a stop sign with their face, racing in shopping carts, just overall some good ol' tomfoolery with their friends above ground. yeah y/n misses their friends dearly, but there wasn't much they could do. they caption the posts with "i would like for everyone to witness the person that i was before i fell down here lol. im aching for shenanigans."

queue the replies of the jokingly "?????????? r u stupid"

the y/n the monsters are now viewing in the posts, are practically a complete 180 from the y/n they encounter on a day-to-day basis. unfathomable, but the proof is in the pudding once they witness whatever y/n has in store. the next post is actually a rather cool photo. a 0.5 pic, flash on, at night, y/n sitting in a shopping cart, left leg over the side, head leaning a little to the right, shades on, blunt in hand, joint between their lips😈

@y/n "excited to make some awesome memories with my new friends❤️ can't wait to infect snowdin with my stupidity and awesomeness"

here come the comments (using names bc im lazy and not that creative)

@CoolSkeleton95: "HUMAN Y/N PLEASE DO BE CAREFUL!!!!"

@StrongFish91: "IM OMW."

some are, admittedly more concerned than others, even grillby, the stoic fireman himself expresses his concern for the near future.

@grillbz: "????? Are you okay??"

and y/n being y/n, only responds with

@y/n replying to @grillbz: "hey hotstuff"

who doesn't love flirtin with the flame man😍 anyway

here comes sans asking questions. c'mon dude, y/n's been living with you for so long, you should've expected SOMETHING to happen one of these days.

@sans: "dude?????"

again, cue y/n shamelessly flirting

@y/n replying to @sans: "hey sexy let's kiss"

now, due to the nature of the videos, they posted more examples, y/n is not an idiot. so what if they fucked up a bit of the surface, it's the surface. what they are NOT going to do, is mess up the underground. y/n is still that respectful human the monsters know and care for. y/n is would not wreak havoc on the unsuspecting citizens of the underground in their own home. no, that's reserved for when they do emerge to the surface. when that happens, BACK TO THE PARKING LOT🗣️

but for now, it's time for y/n to scope out for clear land for their idiotic, yet entertaining ideas.

you know who would be SO on board with y/n's ideas? undyne. miss strongfish91 here would do pop in. without a doubt for sure. it only makes sense. her miss alphys is concerned on the side, head in her hands, hoping that their heads don't go flying off

you know who WOULDN'T?? and is instead rather concerned yet can't really do anything about it so they have to hope and pray? sans. sans may be lazy and carefree for the most part, but that doesn't mean he can't be concerned. he cares too much for y/n, he won't admit it outright, it doesn't seem like he needs to because basically more than half the underground can tell because he's just sweating buckets whenever something even remotely mild happens when involving y/n. sans doing damage control, making sure they don't get horribly injured or dies, he still has that promise to keep.

cmon man, live a little for ur best friend's crush's sake

i feel like papyrus would also join in on the fun, occasionally. he would also be worried for the human's health. like he's mildly concerned about it, but would go with it. he's like that middleman almost. he kind of strikes me as that guy who would first try to sway around, a little hesitant, but will absolutely go all in with just a simple "PLEEEASEEEE???" yeah he's not missing out on the fun at all, papyrus 2024💯💯💯

grillby on the side in his pub, sighing. he's concerned, a bit worried about the results, but would give a chuckle here and there. i love grillby ohmygoodness

more shenanigans ensue. y/n is about to spice things up around here, give them something new.

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apologies if this is on the illegible side, it's roughly 2:30am and i spent almost an hour on this bc i was focusing on not freezing my ass off 😔 im warm now but at what cost

i think i'll edit this later or add more soon 😫 i have a headache

it would be hilariously awesome to see this as a one-shot. just pure crack and fluff

💋 kisses grillby 💋 kisses sans 💋

OK GOODNIGHT😫 love yall

[wickjump]

post irrational fic pet peeve that i can’t handle (but can tough through obv) is real life factors. a character mentions listening to a song that exists irl? i don’t like it. it makes literally no sense but i can’t handle it. their asses would NOT have access to most human technology and much less websites or apps!!! “he opened Twitter-“ NO!!! MONSTERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FULLY ISOLATED FROM HUMANITY!!! THAT IS WHAT MAKES THEIR SITUATION SO BLEAK!!!! THEY ARE TRAPPED AND CANNOT BEG FOR HELP!!!! they HAVE their own internet system PLEASE GOD.

even if it’s in the utmv i still think they’d use a monster version. because twitter is literally just. all humans. youtube? absolutely not (but it’s one of the easier ones to stomach). human animes that fall down, sure. human vinyl records that are able to be played? alright, cool. but NOT TWITTER please god. the bad sanses would use some multiversal monster net but they’re WAR CRIMINALS they would NOT BE ABLE TO DO THAT because the stars would track them DOWN and their accounts would probably be banned. they could make an alt account with a fake persona though i guess or just be lurkers. that’s chill. but nightmare probably wouldn’t even LET THEM!!!

dream and nightmare would not care for the multiversal undernet!!! ink maybe would but he’d update once a year because he’d forget it exists and not care enough to write it down when he has a lot of other things to do!!!! swap is the only one i can genuinely realistically imagine using the multiversal undernet

AND FOOD BRANDS. “he got lays chips” THIS ISNT A FOOD COMMERCIAL AND THEY DONT EAT HUMAN FOOD AND LAYS IS A HUMAN BRAND. whatever, i get exclusively raiding/purchasing surface groceries. but would they at least go to some post true pacifist au where monster food is readily available in grocery stores??? where they can eat magic-dense food that doesn’t provide needless waste their bodies aren’t built to handle??? and wouldn’t they be MONSTER RUN BUSINESSES because they are made of magic that HUMANS DONT HAVE AND CANT HARNESS!!! AND THUS NOT HAVE LAYS FUCKING CHIPS AS A NAME. THIS ISNT AN ADVERTISEMENT. JUST SAY CHIPS. PLEASE

you know what. if you really want you can have brand foods but at least MENTION that it’s human food. and it’s possibly their only option. or maybe there’s a monster branch for it post pacifist!!! that could WORK!!! but I cannot handle “Kraft mac and cheese” NO!!!! i want to read a FANFICTION of MAGIC SKELETONS THAT DONT EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD!!!! with STUPID FICTIONAL BRANDS THAT EXIST FOR MONSTERS!!!!! THE REASON THAT FRISK IS LIKELY HEALED BY FOOD OUTSIDE OF GAMEPLAY MECHANICS IS LIKELY BECAUSE THE FOOD IS MAGIC AND ENERGY DENSE AND SERVES THE PURPOSE OT INVIGORATING RHE CONSUMER!!!!!

[themanymanytimessansalmostdied]

FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT WE DO NOT TOLERATE BIGOTED LANGUAGE!!! I WANT THIS BLOG TO BE A SAFE SPACE FOR EVERYONE, BOTH HUMAN AND MONSTER!!!

WE WILL ALSO NOT TOLERATE... UM, WHAT IS IT CALLED AGAIN? NSFW? YEAH, THAT! FRISK IS A CHILD, SO IT WOULDN'T BE VERY COOL TO POST THAT KIND OF STUFF HERE.

APPARENTLY A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE TO SPAM OR SCAM OR SEND BOTS TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. WOW... IT'S JUST LIKE THE UNDERNET!!! BUT PLEASE, DON'T DO THAT.

AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL FROM OUR COOL TITLES, WE LEAD VERY BUSY LIVES (APART FROM SANS, WHO IS VERY LAZY BUT HE STILL HAS A FULL-TIME JOB SO...). THAT MEANS SOMETIMES WE WILL TAKE A WHILE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH US AND PLEASE DON'T DM US TO PRESSURE US INTO ANSWERING QUESTIONS. IT WILL NOT WORK.

THIS IS LESS OF A RULE AND MORE OF A WARNING, BUT JUST BECAUSE FRISK IS HERE, IT DOES NOT MEAN WE'RE GOING TO CENSOR ALL MATURE STUFF!!! THERE WILL BE SWEARING (WHEN FRISK ISN'T AROUND, LADY TORIEL IS VERY ADAMANT ABOUT THAT), AND THERE WILL BE MENTIONS OF POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING STUFF, AND WE SHALL PROVIDE THE CORRECT TRIGGER WARNINGS WHEN IT COMES UP!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

GET READY, EVERYONE, BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL!!! HAVE FUN.

I LOOK FORWARD TO TALKING WITH YOU!!!

[sui-imi]

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[pammeelex]

Tourist, how much you know about aus?

“if there’s something i don’t know about an au, i can just use that universe’s undernet. you’d be surprised about how much people post about their normal lives. there are even these blogs that some versions of myself do where they answer questions about their universes. it’s great.”

Tourist has been touring for a while, enough so he could be a tour guide for his family and friends. Suffice to say he’s really adaptable and learns quick.

[citrustale]

CITRUSTALE SANS AND PAPYRUS!!!

aka Cam[ka:m](Sans!) and Quýt[kwit̚˧˦](Papyrus!) Designs done by my wonderful friend A0_Inavader on other platforms!!! Sorry about the quality, they got compressed. :( AOI'S STRAWPAGE IS HERE go look at it!

Yes, they're edible.

I'll make a post containing basic info about citrustale later!!

random little facts about them! Nerd siblings, niblings if you will.

Cam(Cam sành)

-Cam is wearing eyeliner! -Cam is a boyfailure! -he's also a fundanshi and a roblox player, certified dti rager. -very aware that he is part of a hivemind. -He also has brainrot humor. -He and Alphys do their makeup together! -Eats the orange juice boxes after he's done drinking them. -Insane vocaloid listener. -first thing he does when he gets out of the underground is go to a hatsune miku concert -moderator on an undernet forum called the Quýt fan club (He's the only one in it) -He/they pronouns -mom found the yaoi -puts salt in halloween candy to troll kids -Cam had an emo phase (that's why he's so good at doing his eyeliner) -FUCK YOU!!!! --Cam goes to the barber (when your barber gives you a bowl cut, wht are you gonna do?) -low alcohol tolerance -he's an outcode -"Oh, that's lovely!" [distain] -I'm not like you normies I like [very obscure sanrio character] -a little insufferable, sucks at rythm games.

Quýt(Mandarin)

-Quýt is a vocaloid fan, his favorite is Rin! (Him and Cam are so Rin and Len coded) -He likes his spaghetti with mayonaise and orange sauce. -He's a fan of J-fashion! (as is everyone else in this au-) -Casual vocaloid listener, Iyowa fan. -Religiously makes those gummy food things, he finds them in the trash. -WOULD LOVE TO BE APART OF AN IDOL GROUP if he wasn't going to be a royal guardsman that is!! -forgets to eat sometimes, he's very busy!!!! -would make a drake diss and Cam would hype him up -WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!? -He ate a rock -Absolutely CRACKED at monopoly -naturally high alcohol tolerance -sings in the shower -REJOICE!!! AUTISM BE UPON YE! -likes Hello Kitty -would put together Gundam figures -cracked at rythm games -AKAKAKAKAKAKAKA -"Cam...we have to cook..." -Cries over Skylar White and Jesse Pinkman -Cam made him play dti just to vote him 5 stars every round. -favorite pokemon is cherrim -would play infinity nikki if his pc could run it -Actually a morning person (unlike Cam)

-Both of them get noise complaints from late night karaoke

quoting something Aoi said while I was writing this: "I love Papyrus, but I love yaoi more."

"This project is not beating the secret music project allegations," (Cam and Quýt have utauloids lol)

"Assistant! I need you to type out my Hatsune Miku hyperfixation."

"Orng horng horng."

[marusvoid]

I've had a headcanon for so long now that horror sans(the more canon one) has an anonymous account on the undernet where he posts the most blood boiling rage bait content , not to get attention or anything, just to piss people off and ruin their day.

And cross seems to be the one to fall for it the most for some reason.

Dust doesn't give two shits.

Killer finds the content very entertaining , much to horror's dismay.

And nightmare , although he isn't very active on undernet, appreciate the chaos it creates.

Fell has a hunch that however's behind the account is doing this on purpose and is their number 1 fan lmao.

[undertale-fic-librarby]

Lost Fics!

A post containing fics that I have searched for & have not found! If you recognize any of these, send an ask or reply with a link!

Hello! 😊 Do you have any longs fics with Classic Sans or Error? Preferably with reader! I'm ok with everything! Thank 👍

- anonymous

Any classic x ink 👀 . (if it's nsfw, preferably bottom classic)

- anonymous

Heyyyy, any fanfic of the og sans like kidnapped by his counterpart (au) or something similarrrr. I'm in love with the trope of 'some chill guy who work from 9-5' with 'bad guy/good guy' Preferably no romance cuz I'm getting weird out by it but it's still okay because I'm a freaky person

- anonymous

lazy stars fics? Like sans x outersans? Explicit or not is fine :3 - algae

- anonymous

are there fics with sans and papyrus just being brothers ? thank you :D

- anonymous

haaaiiii!!! Do you have any Error x Swap Papyrus fics in your vast library? It’s one of my favorite rare pairs!!! <3

- @yellowrabbitfurry

Reaper X Dust X Geno fics?

- anonymous

I found this funky fic the other night that wasnot very popular. The reader is a computer nerd and hacks into the undernet and becomes online friends with Sans. He nicknames the reader snooper. The formatting was really unique and I havent seen anything like it. I accidentally closed the tab and lost it though. Do you think you can find it? Take your time, there is no rush. Thank you

- anonymous

Hello! I was recently recommended to come to you for help finding a fic I read a few years ago! it was a sans x toriel fic, where the two of them adopt all the kids as they fall down? They lived in the ruins and sans has to fight to protect them a lot and it was actually really well written? It also might not be on ao3, as I didn’t start on ao3 and I’m not sure what overlap I had between platforms back then… also, I’m not totally sure how this works so sorry if I put this in the wrong place <3

- @turtleduckkoffee-is-tired

[the-great-lolita]

So many of the age headcanon posts keep saying that Papyrus's Undernet username 'implies that he is in his early 20's'- mf his username is CoolSkeleton95, that has literally nothing to do with being 20 lmfao