#uni is boring and dead af

[evilgoof]

just some gameplay pics because i'm genuinely not fucking with uni right now.

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[whispersleo]

Sorry, Your Honor, ‘But Have You Seen Her Lore?’ Is A Valid Defense

My friend just sent me the speedpaint. I want a freaking iPad now uuugggghhh, it was sooo fun to use, I hate my life. Anyway, here ya go. I always redraw the nose like a million times in every drawing LOLOLOL I can never get it right on the first try! I think it turned out pretty decent for drawing her from memory. Whatever, this is the only thing I got done after a whole day at uni, my classes were useless af.

But can we talk more about Caterina Dellamorte?

I want to devour this woman’s mind in the same way I long to consume Illario’s. To reach 70 years like a crow—and worse yet, to bear the title of First Talon—is profoundly awe-inspiring, even terrifying. Rook is singular because I would’ve soiled myself merely sharing a room with her. I crave to know who this formidable woman was before she lost her FIVE children and SIX grandchildren.

Do you think the scent of flowers lost all meaning for her after so many funerals? How much grief can a mother endure before her heart grows numb to it? It’s horrific, it’s tragic—and yet she stands there, unbroken. I can do nothing but revere her.

I want to believe she was as passionate as her grandchildren, as bleeding-hearted as Lucanis, as fiercely alive as any of them before everything was torn from her—because that makes it all the more agonizing. Amidst this endless mourning, which surely lost all meaning somewhere in the recesses of her mind, did she cling to faith as a woman of devotion? Or did it, in the end, estrange her? Is that why Illario and Lucanis are such "bad" believers? Did such suffering draw her closer to the Maker’s teachings, or force her to recoil?

I am convinced she was hardened to the point where only one purpose remained: to ensure the survival of her grandchildren, her last living kin. And she succeeded, by the way! Yes, child abuse is wrong (says the victim, lol), but I can’t bring myself to judge this woman by her circumstances. She did what she believed necessary, and in the end, they both survived—in one way or another. She forged two master assassins who serve the world better alive than dead.

So why, Caterina? Why tear apart the last family you had left in this world? Instead of teaching unity, instead of bequeathing your more-than-capable grandchildren the title as something shared—why make them doubt each other? Is your favoritism deliberate, or just another of your fatal miscalculations?

I have my own headcanons, of course—that Illario resembles his mother too much, and his mother, in turn, bore the face of the man Caterina once loved so fiercely she built a family with him. But this is just me trying to force logic into the void.

Why craft a perfect team, a fusion of a master assassin’s finest talents split between your two grandchildren, only to turn it into a battle for supremacy? Was it this same blindness that led to the slaughter of nearly your entire bloodline? Or is this the scar tissue of too much grief, calcified into cruelty?

I could spend entire lifetimes turning this woman over in my mind and still never voice every thought I truly harbor about her. I can’t help but press the weight of my own traumas into these musings—yet I also believe that’s precisely what draws me to her with such violent force. She’s fascinating. She’s excruciating. I adore Caterina Dellamorte, and let NONE of my fanfics convince you otherwise!

And please, for the love of god, never take Lucanis or Illario’s internal monologues as gospel in my storytelling. This character is devastatingly intricate. Profoundly layered. A tragedy unto herself.

[chansbabygirlsstuff]

Just a bet.... Chapter 1

Boring, that's how I describe math class, the teacher shits on us for not remembering the formula for x or whatever she is blabbering about.

let me explain how college works for me, There are always groups of everything and clubs for anything, for example, the soccer majors, you know the leaders there are amazingly fit and all, all the girls there want them for their own, but that's not how it works in here then you have the dance majors  who are incredibly sexy because the way they move is so ugh.....and music majors hot af, science majors they are actually the funniest and smartest of all the uni, theater majors, dramatic af, psychology majors they only read your mind and always so nosy in whatever is going around because they are 'trying to understand whats going on in their heads so they can solve it ', law majors super gossips, and more, you know at the end it's a university and there is lots of stuff to study. 

My name is Y/n and I'm a law major currently in my 2nd year here, but I really don't have friends, just being around so many people is not a good influence all the time but people talk to me sometimes ( when they need something from you)  some girls in my major are amiable and cute so maybe they are not a bad influence.

"Y/n" Yuna screamed my name from across the class making people look at her and then at me, as she walked towards me with her friend group: Tzuyu, Mina, and Lia.

"hey girl you still up for studying in the library?" "Sure" you answered remembering that they invited you to study yesterday for a group project. you stand up and follow them out of the class to change your path to go to your locker, as you put your stuff away you hear loud laughs and teasing between a group of boys passing through the hallways behind you, the sassy, fun, amiable guys at the school, the popular Boys they are pretty chill but of course, they have there bad shit like hookups during the week with different girls and then leaving them heartbroken after

Seugmin is a baseball major he pretty cool ngl, then there is Lee Know a dance major, Felix in computer science major, Han, Chanbing, and Bang Chan are Music majors but they also studying something else Han is in a Scientific major and Chanbing is in Economics Chan is in Business and then there's  I.N who also studies law and Hyunjin who is in soccer major and Accounting.

"Y/nnnnnnn" Hyunjin comes running toward me with a cute smile and a wobbly run and grabs me from my shoulders moving me side to side as I almost lose balance "What do you want Hwang?" I said annoyed because he only talks to me to annoy me or ask me for something, like last time...

Flashback* 

"Y/nnnnnn," he says screaming from the end of the hallway as I turn to him and say, "What Hwang?" I looked dead into his eyes "Oh don't be mean to me you love me" he said dramatically" " I just wanted to borrow 20 bucks please" he begged "For what?" he stayed silent and said "Well I bet Han that he couldn't fit his whole hand in his mouth and he did it but now it's stuck so Lee know is taking to the hospital, but now I owe that dumb fuck 20 bucks and I didn't bring cash with me, so please have mercy with this beautiful soul in front of you"he pouted his lips and gave the puppy eys as he almost kneeled down "fine! you better give them back tomorrow or you dead meat" I warned him as he left smiling and blowing a kiss at me jokingly 

End of Flashback*

"So... I bet I.N to do karaoke night yesterday at his house and I would've done his statistics homework but now I'm too tired to do it and it has Law examples, you and he study that so can I please copy yours for him" he pouted his lips as I sighed and open my locker to give him my notebook "thank you so much I owe you so much girl," he said screaming and running towards his next class as I got to mine.

12:05 pm 

it was lunchtime time so I went out to a cafe to get myself caffeine for the rest of the day and a chicken sandwich "That will be 14.99" the cashier said to me as I opened my wallet to get my card "I'll pay for that" a man next to me swiped his card for my order before I could even say anything "ok perfect please wait on the line and your stuff will be here soon" the girl said with a smile and left.

the man looked at me and smiled "Chan?" I asked confused as to why he was there and why he paid for my order "Hey, what up?" he said casually as he leaned against the table  "Can I get the same please?" he said to the cashier as he paid his stuff, "umm why did you pay for my things? I was going to do it" I told him while he smiled and told me "You Hyujins friend right? Y/n?"

I looked at him suspiciously and said "Yes and no I'm not giving homework for free" "Technically is not free, I just paid for your meal, but I'm not here for any favours no worries" He said as we took a seat in one of the tables, I ate my food feeling weird cause wtf do he want now? " so is there anything you need?" I said and he looked taken back at my comment that yeah... it was kinda rude.

"no nothing I just saw you were a good friend of Hyunjin's and you seem like a fun friend to have around, so I wanted to be friends with you too," he says smiling at me as I looked confused at him "Plus you're cute," he says with a little smirk appearing in his face "No seriously what do you need?" I said a bit annoyed by his comment and he just chuckled "Nothing relax I just want to be friends, as I said you look like a fun girl" he said as we continued eating, and then before I was finished someone entered the cafe "Chan my man" they fist bombed as the other male sits " hi in Han, your Hyujins friend right?" "OK, what does Hyunjin need now? cause this is weird"

"what do you mean? can we just talk to you?" Han said as he looked offended by my feistiness, I put my head down in shame but you can't trust these guys, they are always up to no good, as I tried to finish my food and just replied to their questions and small talk I got up and picked my stuff "ok I need to go, class is going to start soon, it was nice meeting you all" "let me take you to class" Chan said as he got up to accompany me but I stopped him before anything else "oh you don't have to don't worry I have to go to the library to study anyways" "I was heading there, lets study together" he said keeping up with me as I walked " I have a project with the girls so you will be stuck listening to us, so if your planning to pay attention to what your studying then I recommend to study in another table, they can be loud sometimes" " no worries I would like to learn what you know" he smiles as he follows me, why is he acting as he knew me since forever? doesn't he know that he looks like a creep who is about to kidnap a 23 female or what?.

[the1975attheirverybest]

"oh noooo :(((( what was it about? i wasn't on much yesterday cuz i'd pulled an all-nighter and was falling asleep ever min lol"

i think just answered to u asking abt uni. i was in such a bad mood lol. pms hit me so bad and my professors were boring af. the one in constitutional law put a picture of a medical exhibition in his script. it showed an exhibit of two dead people (actual bodies) assembled like they are having sex. i didn't rlly need to see this. plus due to tons of train delays and cancellations i was home 2hrs later than i was supposed to and after that my limps hurt so much from standing in the heat at the station for hours. basically just me ranting abt my absolutely horrible day haha. Today was better tho. i held a presentation in economic law and the prof and also some other students praised me so much (i did a kahoot abt judgements of a court) 🦦

I’m sorry I am confused by thr first bit. Was the picture…..for educational purposes? A joke? Something else entirely????? WHY WOULD PEOPLE DO THAT?!!!!! Feels wildly inappropriate?

But hey CONGRATS ON YOUR ECONOMIC LAW PRESENTATION WOOOOO 🥰🥰

[awed-frog]

You can't just mention a romance novel about dead teens you found at the bus stop and not tell us more ^o^

Yeah it’s been a few months but here is how that went.

Our hero (who’s totally not what the writer wishes she could be and is instead a normal person like other normal persons you can meet every day) is a Top Scientist who works for a Top Police Department and is also possibly the Head of that Top Police Department and does important stuff that helps grieving families to find peace but! somehow everyone considers her job irrelevant and boring 😔 and sadly that job doesn’t pay anything 😔. We’ll call her Sue Mary. 

Sue Mary is married to Himbo Jack, who’s a Top Security Expert and works out 13 times a week 💪 and doesn’t have an office because not only is he a Top Security Expert and works out 13 times a week 💪 (abs you can grate your M&S parmesan on!) but he also looks after Sue Mary’s two children, Moody Jane (14) and Little Jack (8). 

He also doesn’t make any money, and that’s why he and Sue Mary are stuck in their modest 8-bedroom house in Quaint British Village-on-the-Cotswold during Easter break 😔 which is the Inciting Incident.

See, Sue Mary and Himbo Jack met in uni and are still friends with everyone they went on pub crawls with because that’s what happens in real life and all of their friends (four women: Himbo Jack has history with all of them) went on to have wildly successful careers, bag hot husbands and have wonderful children because did I mention this is like real life. So one of them, Big Shot Lawyer, is all “I know we said we’d all go to Barbados for Easter, but poor Sue Mary can’t afford that 😔! So I’ll invite everyone to my Provence villa instead 😄! That’s a tactful way to say we don’t care if she’s poor ��!”. 

So everyone goes to this 44-bedroom, 3-pool house in the South of France. They all love one another, and everything seems so great, except! Sue Mary looks at her husband’s phone by mistake 😫!!!!! because of course she loves him 😥!!! and trusts him  😭!!!! so she’s never going to go through his phone 😉 !!! it was a mistake 🥺!!!! BUT there’s a message there from some woman like ‘I need to see you again’ and ‘We’ll tell her in France’ so! one of her oldest friends she’s loved and never fought with and still sees every week despite the fact they’ve all grown into wildly different people is SLEEPING WITH HER ABSY HUSBAND oh no.

And then you think the entire novel is about that. Sue Mary is in a terrible mood throughout (I should confront my husband, Which friend is it, I’ll just divorce him and go home, Maybe go home and divorce him, What if I throw him in the pool, I know it’s stupid but I’m proud my husband is the prettiest and himboist of them all 🖕 and everyone wants to smooch him, But also someone did smooch him and now I’m sad 😭). Everyone else is having a grand time, which mostly consists of walking to the Petit Village next to the villa and buying real food they can’t find in England like bread and olives. We also discover: 

friend 1 is stuck in an unhappy marriage but it’s her fault because she’s Whiny and her husband is actually not that bad

she’s also about to become a billionaire!

friend 2 is married to a pedophile

who’s actively grooming Moody Jane (14)

friend 3 is possibly a lesbian because she’s been to Indonesia on her own, doesn’t have children at the ripe age of 36 and has short hair

there is a friend 4, I think, but I can’t remember anything about her

all the children are creepy, weird and unsettling af

which is bad for Little Jack, who almost burns to death😔

none of that is relevant to anything.

As Sue Mary ponders if she’ll ever grate M&S parmesan on her husband’s abs again and buys a superdeluxe parmesan grater on Amazon just out of spite amidst vengeful divorce fantasies (‘My friend right here is the best divorce lawyer in the UK! I’ll RUIN him! But oh no - what if she’s the one sleeping with him? I know I stole him from her back in uni and she’s now married to a pedophile, but what a bitch’), both her children are being abused and half the forest around the villa is burning down.

(Where is Himbo Jack, you may wonder? So did I. Himbo Jack, despite living in an isolated house with ten other people, is never seen again. He swims, once. Runs, once, while little old French women dressed all in black shake their heads at the fool running in the searing Provence heat. And possibly buys 2 (two) jars of olives from Petit Village.)

In the end, everyone almost dies because forest fire and friend 3 actually dies, confirming the fact she was indeed a lesbian (her bereaved girlfriend shows up later and everyone is like 😲). As they all huddle around a thermos of hot Pinot Grigio supplied by Petit Village’s baker and olive churner (who’s also Head of the Fire Department), Sue Mary suddenly realizes what’s going on: Himbo Jack loves her! He’s not cheating, he’s being blackmailed! Friend 2′s evil twins - who’ve been bullying her son all week, but she still doesn’t know about that - killed someone two months ago! And Moody Jane knows about it, so that’s why she’s been moody! My poor baby! I’ve been yelling at her because teenagers are scaly and disgusting and instead she’s TRAUMATIZED! It’s ironic because as a Top Scient working with crime witnesses it was my job to know and yet I didn’t notice 🤓! How droll 🤓🤓!

At that point, Himbo Jack saves the day. This ineffectual, invisible husk of a man who - it turns out - has known about his daughter witnessing a horrific crime for months and did nothing about it suddenly turns into Himbo GI Jack - he whisks his family away from the horror villa, breaks into friend 2′s house back in the UK, wipes every computer he can find so her daughter won’t be implicated in the bloody murder she’s not implicated in anyway (he’s a Top Security Expert, did I mention that), places an anonymous call to the police about something or other and possibly rescues three small kittens while grating M&S parmesan on his own abs because he’s a Strong Man Who Doesn’t Need No Woman (hashtag cheese power hashtag you are enough hashtag you are grate).

Friend 2 - who tried to kill a child but didn’t actually succeed and really, didn’t do anything wrong apart from that - goes to prison. Her pedophile husband (her former psychologist, which raised no red flags whatsoever) goes on with his creepy life. Her twin sons (who actually did kill someone) also go on with their psychotic lives because she took the blame. “I guess you being a cop did come in handy,” Himbo Jack says, huskily opening a jar of olives with his big strong hands. “I’m not a cop. I’m a Top Scientist who works for a Top Police Department and is also possibly the Head of that Police Department,” Sue Mary purrs. They watch their damaged children sit in silence by the front door. In the dark. Fuck the French, but their olives are delicious.

[dog-forest-spirit]

It's implied that Kagome took life too seriously before she met Inuyasha, like how she's crazy about her tests, doesn't believe what her grandpa told her as she always tries to be rational, she didn't do much with her life except study before Inuyasha came. When Inuyasha came into her life, she dares to speak her mind, think about more things than her studies, the way Kagome speaks to Inuyasha, she wouldn't talk like that to anyone unless she trusted him. I think it was to parody that Japanese parents want their kids to be too independent too, so she's a little too into it. But it's her first time seeing Kagome speaking up like that in forever.

Maybe when Kagome was a kid, 5 or so, she was like Yuki in Wolf Children. Free, curious, clever, etc. So one day a kid falls and scrapes her knee and starts screaming. Kagome starts collecting herbs and pushes them against the wound and says they'll stop it from stinging. But an adult pushes her away, saying the child needs proper treatment, but when Mrs Higurashi looks at the herbs in an encyclopedia, she realizes that Kagome was right. So she tries encouraging her to keep her gift, but the trauma made her want to be "normal".

And when she grew up, maybe having a boring office job like Aggretsuko, with no goals of her own, maybe marrying Hojo but having a childless marriage where both just work and aren't really happy. Maybe her parents were planning to travel the world when the kids moved out, and now Inuyasha can give Kagome that. So since Kagome is so often away, she never truly knows the dangers she's in, but she gets to travel and enjoy life with the one she loves, doing what she loves. And if that means Kagome is happy, her mother is happy too.

Idt she took life too seriously given the circumstances she’s more of a product of her environment getting into high school and uni is HUGE in japan so most students were like that idk how it was in the 90s but the pressure of going to school and getting a good job is insane idt she anticipated staying in the past long term which is why she didn’t drop out and wanting an education isn’t being too hard on yourself imo it’s what she wanted to do I worked two jobs and went to school to make enough money to see exo in SK before they went on hiatus it was crazy and hard af but it was smth I really wanted I think her determination to get into school while dealing with naraku was one of her better traits and an indication of how smart she really was 😭 and the grandpa thing I took it more as “I’m young and this is stupid” kind of a rebellious thing not like loudly but just “it’s grandpa telling his stories again” she probably got tired of his hard sales and never saw proof (until she went to the past) so he lost his credibity tied with youthful immaturity that you know more than the next person or have everything figured out so maybe that could be her being more based in reason but not objectively but her definition of objective I found her to be an average likable 15 year old (pretty had “friends” was smart well off support system hottest guy in school wanted her etc.) probably so the “chosen one” cliche wasn’t as cliche she just happened to share a soul with kikyo (now the well being outside of her house... convenience)

The speaking her mind thing idk how she really was beforehand since we didn’t see much I always assumed she was always very outspoken she didn’t take Inuyasha’s sht at first which is why they butted heads a lot (then she caught feelings and...she still stood her ground but not as often as I would have liked but manga inukag and anime inukag function on different levels inuyasha wasn’t cheating on kagome like he was in the anime if I remember correctly)

If I’m wrong I’m sorry ! 😭 it’s 5am I just got off from work but this is the only time I’ll have to answer stuff since I have work again then I have to prepare for an interview then work some more (plus I’m having an allergic reaction so I’m just 😭😭😭 not available) if this is in defense of my kagome’s mom hates her thing idt she hates her hates her but I feel the unknown would scare her and the lack of concern is very weird and felt too much of a convenience like in anime the mc’s parents are either dead or overseas so the story doesn’t have to deal with concerned/scared parents maybe my parents are overprotective but if they don’t know what to expect they’re freaking out—oksy not freaking out but uncomfortable they make it seem when you have a child their your 24/7 when I went to SK my parents confessed they were going to talk me out of going b/c they thought I was going to get victimized (I was 22 I was gonna go anyways but still) in uni they said I couldn’t study aboard alone b/c of me getting victimized my mom told me she was afraid and worried abt me when I went away to uni even though I had friends and wasn’t alone so I’m probably projecting a bit here Ik inuyasha had her and kagome knew inuyasha had her but her mom at first didn’t know inuyasha had her she just believed inuyasha despite just meeting him which is crazy as hell to me I’m not saying she needed to strongly object but showing some inkling that she was worried abt her well being and not just being “oop well anyways let’s finish dinner” it could be read her mom trusted kagome which is good but she’s also 15 teenagers aren’t the most rational people also when kagome came back the first time the first thing she did was cry to her grandpa about how she was scared I hope she did the same with her mom or grandpa told her mom so your daughter being terrified abt what happened then being forced back the same day (inuyasha interrupted dinner and tried to pull her away) and your only response is to play with his ears is...Ik it was done in comedy but it also shows a disregard for her daughters safety I feel most ppl would take offense if someone broke into your house then took your daughter away to place that scared tf out of her

I’m sure this came off as me picking your argument apart but your interpretation is still valid! I’m not always right! Feel free to disagree!! This is just my thoughts and reaction to it!!

[punkscowardschampions]

Ronnie & Joe

Ronnie: [a phone number]

Ronnie: found you your own special plug

Joe: Can’t wait to get gang-raped by whoever this is

Joe: or maybe it’s a phishing scam, what route have you gone down 🤔

Ronnie: route of she can be your number 8 cos youre such a bike

Joe: it’s that kind of hook-up

Ronnie: pay for the gear if you cant get it up soft lad she looks fuck all like your ma

Ronnie: couldnt track down no more of her bastards for you soz

Joe: taking your role that seriously?

Joe: alright

Ronnie: getting out of it

Ronnie: she can babysit you

Joe: she probably lost custody of her own so

Joe: nice of you on all fronts

Ronnie: yeah

Joe: what, your dealer don’t like me or something

Ronnie: how the fuck would i know like

Ronnie: and how would he you legged it out of there soon as he showed

Joe: no shit I did

Ronnie: ordeals over now baby go cry to your new mammy about it

Joe: unlikely

Joe: but it ain’t my ordeal so

Ronnie: they ll swab & treat him he ll be sound

Joe: give a shit about him

Ronnie: if youve got something to say

Joe: I just said it

Joe: I don’t care about him

Ronnie: you dont care about me fuck off with your heroics

Joe: you didn’t want swooping up and saving, don’t mean I don’t give a fuck

Ronnie: your student loan aint gonna cover both our habits youd have me dopesick cause youre fucking jealous that means you dont

Joe: you’re jealous

Joe: and I said, didn’t stop you, didn’t say you had to

Joe: what’s fun about something oozing and itching in your pants, that’s all

Ronnie: of what

Joe: of every boring ex I have or will ever have

Ronnie: you wish

Ronnie: get em in a room together and they aint even jealous of each other

Joe: I know

Joe: x2

Ronnie: you dont know shit mckenna

Joe: so today I’m green

Joe: not the know-it-all smug college kid

Joe: nice to know how to play it

Ronnie: smug is right whenever i aint gonna suck your dick cause you can read music

Joe: that’s all that’s stopping you?

Ronnie: nah remember its the death wish attention whoring & mommy issues

Ronnie: cant both be functioning junkies youd have fuck all else to get a boner about

Joe: how long have you been doing heroin

Ronnie: youve got loads of catching up to do

Joe: yeah, so I don’t know why you’re acting like I’m being high and mighty

Joe: it’s literally been days

Ronnie: cause you are

Joe: no I’m not, just ‘cos I’d rather not suck dick when I have the funds

Joe: would you do it if you had the cash, that’s just stupid

Ronnie: youve been comparing me to any & every cunt since we met

Joe: like you don’t shit on me any and every chance you get

Joe: you were acting like them, the whole none of my shit is real because yours is SO real, that’s her whole bit

Ronnie: you cant stop fucking doing it even now fucks sake

Ronnie: i shit on you for you its not like i have any cunt to compare you to

Joe: alright, if you’re that sensitive about it

Joe: I’ll really stop

Joe: there 🤐

Ronnie: fuck you

Joe: nah, that was a dick move, alright

Joe: let me make it up to you

Ronnie: youre crying shes a patronising cunt guess what youre right there too

Joe: alright, I deserve that

Ronnie: drop dead

Ronnie: yeah its been days days of me giving you whatever the fuck you ask for

Joe: I know

Joe: so what do you want, seriously

Joe: I’ll do it, make it happen, whatever

Ronnie: like fuck can you make anything happen

Ronnie: youre like every other doss cunt i know theres your comparison

Joe: Probably am

Joe: but you’re the only person I’ve met who feels close to whatever the fuck I am

Joe: there’s the truth

Ronnie: whichever of your exes that worked on is more west than either of us

Joe: Oh I can easily be that dickhead and tell you how crazy they all were

Ronnie: go ed

Joe: the second to last one was the worst

Joe: full-on stalked and harassed the last one like, for no reason

Joe: she also messed with all my shit in a way she thought would send me into an OCD spiral because she didn’t get it

Joe: and when she started hooking up with some other kid she’d send me pics like I’d be 💔

Joe: that’s just after, that was all kind of amusing in a boring way, she was less amusing to be with but more mental

Ronnie: shouldve had some tips off her for the stalking bullshit its probably not too late to send her a dm

Ronnie: ones ive got from this is i dont have to bother learning the alphabet cos id be better off fucking with your record collection by smashing it up & child porn does fuck all for you

Joe: that is my thing, turning up uninvited to fuck everything up

Joe: she might go for it

Joe: exactly, both good to know, yeah 😏

Joe: all pretty basic and vanilla but still, annoying as shit

Ronnie: unless you can get me to do it for you yeah

Ronnie: dinners at what like 7

Joe: you’re gonna ruin my happy uni home?

Joe: oh no

Joe: be there be 7, eating at 8, apparently

Joe: time to ‘mingle’ as she put it which sounds suspicious af

Ronnie: fucking hell

Ronnie: thank christ i already hate you

Joe: saves times, energy less so

Joe: your mate is up for it, unless he’s a convincing liar, which I could see

Ronnie: what energy do you want name it theres gear thatll give us it

Ronnie: he is but i cant see the con shes got fuck all any cunt wants other than pasta shapes & mariahs likely on a diet

Joe: 🤤 and not over her appetizers, like

Joe: there’ll only be the 6 of us so we’ll need entertainment

Ronnie: lad flatmates bringing a bitch

Ronnie: shes gonna need something to get her through it or something she can use to end it

Joe: yeah he has a missus

Joe: even though him and Sophie belong together as the most average whitebread couple ever

Ronnie: make it happen then

Joe: where’s my bow and arrow

Joe: their 💘 ain’t my problem

Ronnie: you said you could do whatever and we needed entertainment

Ronnie: put all that money where your mouth is

Joe: you’re well sweet

Joe: you want her to be living her best life

Joe: dunno if I can hack being his shoulder to cry on in the interim

Ronnie: your teeth wont have time to rot before you choke on em talking to me like that

Joe: go on then

Ronnie: you owe me i dont owe you

Joe: I thought you’d ask for something better

Joe: but your loss

Ronnie: yours youre thinking about it

Joe: I get it, you want it to be hell living here

Ronnie: i dont wanna have to ask

Joe: for what

Ronnie: anything

Joe: why not

Ronnie: you think you can read my mind or some shit

Joe: I’d like to

Joe: and I think you get me, and yeah, I think I get you more than the bullshit mommy issues attention whore comment that was to get a reaction

Joe: I don’t think we’re twin flames just because we share some DNA, I’m not that kind of delusional, believe it or not

Ronnie: cause weve shared a needle though yeah

Joe: I get it, another kid with a habit, you’ve met hundreds

Joe: it is different though

Joe: tell me it isn’t

Ronnie: different cos its a habit you didnt have days ago

Joe: it’s not your fault

Joe: for good or bad

Joe: you didn’t spike me without asking

Ronnie: i didnt say that

Ronnie: i said thats why its different

Joe: yeah

Ronnie: nobody did any of this shit for me i dont know why im doing it for you

Joe: do you want to, or do you think you need to

Ronnie: what the fuck does it matter

Joe: you either fuck with me, you like fucking with me or you think you’ve got to protect me or some bollocks

Ronnie: protect you from the needle i stuck in your arm yeah that makes loads of sense

Joe: from getting a bad dose, being beat up by one of your dealers

Ronnie: i just wanted a front row seat

Ronnie: im not gonna get one when your family finds out

Joe: that’s fine by me

Joe: you reckon they’ll fly me home for an intervention then?

Joe: shouldn’t be surprising how oblivious they are

Ronnie: i dont care what they do to try & fix it youll be at rock bottom by then

Joe: they won’t try, they don’t

Joe: just because I weren’t shooting up doesn’t mean I haven’t been doing plenty other fucked shit for ages without it ever being a conversation

Joe: one of the kids that they took in, is a walking skeleton

Joe: can’t get her to eat, some reason don’t do anything but try to reason with her like she’s reasonable, never mind the rest

Ronnie: no shit they dont i was proof of it before you or her

Ronnie: in the same town with the same name she fucking gave me and still out of sight out of mind

Joe: precisely

Joe: so if you’re hoping fucking me up will get her to come about then you shouldn’t bother, honestly

Joe: save yourself that disappointment

Ronnie: it aint about her paying attention

Joe: good

Ronnie: you wanna know me i only want you to know what it feels like

Joe: then let’s do it

Ronnie: nah i was rem to reckon it was worth shit

Ronnie: it aint

Ronnie: you aint

Ronnie: youre never gonna have your head wrecked how mine is and i cant be arsed to put the time in fucking you up in the selfish special way i need when you keep pure loving it like

Joe: is that not indicative of how I’m already quite fucked enough

Joe: just because it’s not abandonment based

Joe: what normal cunt would love any of this, even contact you again after the first

Ronnie: fuck no

Ronnie: youre living your best life and it makes me wanna hang myself

Joe: Christ, you’re up yourself, aren’t you

Ronnie: &

Joe: you want me to roll my sleeves up again and show you the recent damage?

Ronnie: yeah

Joe: [pics]

Ronnie: [obvs gotta send him some back]

Joe: [a straight up new one like just did it]

Ronnie: [ofc she has to also like this is a competition]

Joe: [hope you started small so you have somewhere to go ‘cos the vibe]

Ronnie: [knowing y’all you didn’t but it won’t stop you and I will be forever on edge]

Joe: [so grim, don’t pass out]

Ronnie: [or end up needing stitches]

Joe: [probably do them yourselves, ick]

Joe: do you fucking get it yet

Ronnie: why do you care

Joe: why do you think

Ronnie: i keep telling you i dont

Joe: braindead sounds ideal

Ronnie: horse girl not about to suffocate you

Joe: she would if I let her, like

Joe: 🍈🍈

Ronnie: wait til theres a chance ill choke on my vomit next time christ

Joe: so lay back and I’ll tell you some more

Ronnie: ok go

Joe: [go on about Sophie in a way I shall not even bother but let us assume it is crude and rude af]

Ronnie: [we’re not into poor Soph but they clearly are]

Joe: [just fuck and get it out the way lads, so rude to everyone else rn]

Ronnie: [honestly, but hopefully at this dinner party because Jamie jealousy will be off the charts]

Joe: [Charlie gon have to keep quiet ‘til you home lmao]

Joe: Any luck?

Ronnie: got no pasta shapes in my system have i

Ronnie: but why the fuck are you not lurking to save me

Joe: you want me to swallow the bile for you then, okay

Joe: the last one looked deep

Ronnie: deep enough if you wanna pussy out and spit instead

Joe: I don’t

Joe: where are you

Ronnie: dorothys

Joe: he in?

Joe: if I have to show him it’s brotherly concern you’ll only die quicker

Ronnie: nosey cunt wouldve stopped me

Joe: Yeah

Joe: I can say sorry if you want or I can just come patch you up and not lie first

Ronnie: i dont need your help

Joe: I know

Joe: purely wanna save you for my own complex and to be loving life even harder

Ronnie: wank off about the sos from the other day thats it i cant top you carrying me out til the bleeding stops

Joe: I’m coming over

Joe: you’ve got time to lock the door if you really don’t want me to come in

Joe: can get my own shattered glass without breaking his windows

Ronnie: he must like you to have given you his address

Ronnie: but not enough to overshare the door dont lock cos i broke it 💔

Joe: or am I better stalker than you give credit

Joe: thanks for the tip, baby

Ronnie: youd have been waiting for me to get here not the other way round

Joe: You do want me to read your mind

Joe: maybe a lobotomy will help

Ronnie: hot

Ronnie: reading your mind you want me to pass out before you fuck me but its not that deep

Joe: the wound or the vIbEzzZ

Ronnie: this your coming out cos you sound like charlie

Joe: just trying to turn you off, don’t want blood to gush out

Ronnie: liar youd be made up to see that

Joe: not hiding in the bushes yet

Joe: slow down

Ronnie: youre used to being the big brother i get it

Joe: Something like that

Ronnie: i know how to ride a bike without stabilisers or whatever the fuck

Joe: and tie your shoes

Joe: it’s alright, we’ve established I’m not a paedo

Joe: what can’t you do then

Ronnie: err what a nonce would say

Ronnie: read music we also fucking established

Joe: you teach me how to shoot myself up, I’ll teach you how to

Ronnie: not a fair swap i dont need to learn how

Joe: You don’t wanna be a babysitter either, so you’ve said

Ronnie: you dont like me any more or what

Joe: Of course I do

Joe: You got me my own dealer first

Ronnie: you asked me to 1st

Joe: How did I?

Ronnie: what else is ? for a plug without giving a fuck if ive rattled myself into a ditch

Joe: If I talked to you as much as I felt like

Joe: You’d tell me to fuck off more than you already do

Joe: I’ve got no clue where the line is, how much you want me to care

Ronnie: what line

Ronnie: i dont want you to care

Joe: Tough shit

Joe: I didn’t ask you to get me a dealer

Ronnie: you fucking did

Joe: I just didn’t wanna see you suck dick on my behalf, alright, that’s all

Joe: what you do for yourself is your business

Ronnie: calm down nothing i do is for you

Joe: 👌

Ronnie: dont call her then

Joe: you on commission?

Ronnie: 🖕

Joe: If I do, you’ll still have to see me

Ronnie: youll see me bleed out on the kitchen floor 1st

Joe: You’re a pro, I know you’re being overly-dramatic

Ronnie: at opening as many veins as itll take to not have to see you again yeah

Joe: to make me hurry*

Joe: I’m on the tube

Joe: you have to live in the middle of nowhere

Ronnie: no fixed address i told you

Joe: ❗️

Joe: if there’s a break-up or a thruple, you can have the extra room

Joe: makes sense now

Ronnie: it dont make sense you reckon we can afford any extras however far out

Joe: like you said, she’ll get homesick and chuck it in even if Marc won’t dump his girlfriend

Ronnie: if she does youll be homeless too like unless his missus is gonna cover the costs of the en suite for you

Joe: you can have my room, it’s the smallest

Joe: they can have the en-suite palace and I’ll take theirs, which is not next to the others 👌

Ronnie: not that youve thought loads about it

Joe: if you heard her disney playlist everyday, you’d think about it as well

Ronnie: id think about killing her or myself not a cosy little bed swap

Ronnie: shed never hack living with me nor would you

Joe: well that thought is never far from the front of my mind

Joe: if you need the bed, you know it’s yours

Ronnie: get it through your head i need fuck all from you

Joe: yeah, yeah

Ronnie: theres this way of living when youre not inside your ma in every possible sense course you aint heard about it

Joe: you need to prove you’re self-sufficient ‘cos no one’s ever given a shit about you but Charlie and the other one

Joe: I’m aware you’ve made it to your old age without me, you’re alright

Ronnie: i need to be it the only proofs im not dead yet baby

Ronnie: you need me to be old cos im not in a fucking coma & you cant get it up else

Joe: I’d rather be in the coma myself but you can be too

Joe: not calling dibs

Ronnie: oldest gets 1st dibs

Joe: *until the youngest cries about it so much you get told to give in to shut ‘em up

Ronnie: try me

Joe: you know you can’t hack my crying

Joe: does your head in SO much

Ronnie: save it for when you need lube or horse girl is gonna be coming after you with the leftover glue so you can never fucking leave her

Joe: come at you with the needle and sew us together, babe

Joe: unlucky

Ronnie: more than unlucky if i cant bust a stitch open to be the dead girl you want

Joe: you’re the dead girl I want already come on

Ronnie: til i teach you how to 💉 yourself

Joe: nah

Ronnie: 💘

Joe: looking well deformed these days, my one

Ronnie: could cut it out know youd be made up for the matching needlework

Joe: you play mad professor I’ll play corpse

Ronnie: long as i dont have to play nice

Joe: know what you take me for, actually, but no

Joe: obviously not

Ronnie: cant take you anywhere even if i did wanna

Joe: god imagine the dent in your street cred, sis

Ronnie: if i could cry i obviously would

Joe: repression or fucked tear ducts from all the 😭 you been doing

Ronnie: what im that baby faced youre taking me for a newborn now

Joe: nah, mr i don’t fuck kids here, remember

Joe: plus kids are always calling 999 by mistake and they’d get there before me

Joe: maybe, depends how many people have stabbed other people today

Ronnie: id have got the numbers up but ive been busy like

Joe: gotta make time for you, babes

Joe: it’s called self-care

Ronnie: ask me what with

Ronnie: shittest stalker ever you are

Joe: go on

Joe: school us

Ronnie: cant cry cos when i was linking you with a plug you dont want i was getting myself linked with your meds

Ronnie: best guess as a better stalker than you & less basic white girl than your crazy ex

Joe: 💡 fairplay

Joe: won’t tell you any other side-affects, see if you can guess ‘em right

Ronnie: i wasnt gonna take em but you want me to get you so bad

Joe: yeah misunderstood white boy is selling less these days

Joe: help a brother out

Ronnie: fuck all has happened so i probably cant

Joe: 💔 oh well

Joe: they’re nothing exciting, even though I managed to get the highest dosage they’ll do

Ronnie: maybe mines off for not giving you the benefit of the doubt when i could continue reckoning youre such a pussy

Joe: you’ll forget by tomorrow, no problem

Ronnie: neither brother is gonna let me if they walk in on me microdosing theyll reckon its a getting well party and get the deccies out

Joe: only so many times you can just kidding that ‘fore it gets old

Joe: we’ll go out, when I get there

Ronnie: where you kidnapping me to baby

Joe: I know enough to know it’s all wrong turns and blindfolds, not giving you a map

Ronnie: if its a&e no cunts finding your body even with a map

Joe: piss off

Ronnie: give us a clue

Joe: I’ll mark it with an X if you do me

Ronnie: if you ever fucking get here

Joe: if we were sewn together this wouldn’t be a problem

Ronnie: wanting to look like twins so nobodyll give a shit that you wanna fuck me would be something youd think about on the tube mckenna

Joe: they run in my old man’s DNA so have to look for those bastards instead

Joe: all I know about hers is addiction

Ronnie: course he does fuck alls your own idea

Ronnie: if hes got a sister even a meff nancy drew like youll be able to find bastards they had together

Joe: loads, Catholic, remember

Joe: twins kid is black though so process of elimination

Ronnie: cute how that runs in your family too like

Joe: guess so

Joe: not like it’s that crazy a concept

Ronnie: not like youve ever met an irish catholic who werent a saint yeah

Joe: it’s a fucked place to live

Joe: really third world in that respect

Ronnie: your real da is who you wanna look for if hes got no bastards going about its cos he cant knock anyone up

Joe: that your all men are pigs stance

Joe: alright courtney calm down

Joe: I’m out now anyway, don’t need a real mum or dad to come rescue us from the priests and that

Ronnie: nah its a fact unless his twin kept going up the backstreet or he was only sticking it in her other 2 holes

Joe: they didn’t really grow up together

Joe: he left when he was 15

Joe: maybe she was a late bloomer, happy days

Ronnie: 💔 your ma wasn’t then i wouldnt be here

Joe: no dig about how you’re dying now anyway ‘cos I’m taking so long?

Joe: you must be fading fast and not just being a dramatic bitch

Joe: good thing I’m in [wherever we ended up locating y’all] now

Ronnie: shut up i said its not that deep

Ronnie: youre the dramatic bitch legging it here for a fucking scratch

Joe: you wanted me to

Ronnie: you want to i dont give a shit

Joe: right, that’s what I meant

Ronnie: you can stop with the gay shit i told you hes not here

Joe: gays don’t own sarcasm

Ronnie: they own getting attached to cunts fast who dont care

Joe: awh, you being replaced rn?

Ronnie: horse girl wishes

Joe: Can’t catch a break or a man that one

Ronnie: after a pity fuck with you who knows what shed catch

Joe: you wanna infect her by-proxy, you’re so blatant

Ronnie: i shouldve got you to bring her my bloods everywhere

Joe: adding her puke to the mix would make it interesting, sure

Joe: bet she knows first aid

Ronnie: if youre too pussy to break my ribs yourself get back on the tube

Joe: threaten me with a good time

Ronnie: i just did

Joe: without meaning it, yeah

Ronnie: try and hurt me i mean it

Joe: [why do y’all always set the tension so high lads lmao, we know but]

Ronnie: [me and my boo here like calm down you can’t hook up yet but they are both like !!!!]

Joe: [shouldn’t have let you get on that train sir but you would so]

Ronnie: [I shouldn’t let her open her mouth ever but here we are]

Joe: [forreal lmao]

Ronnie: [gotta draw an x on him in her blood when he shows up before we can do a more permanent one however we are either as a scar or tattoo so soz for increasing the tension even more lol]

Joe: [just got to stare at her for ages and then shove her away very dramatically ‘cos you can’t, head through to whichever room she was bleeding in to assess/gawp at]

Ronnie: [she’s gotta lol like well if that’s the best you can do at trying to hurt me I’m not worried]

Joe: [‘whaddya use?’ and just going through this flat as if you’ve been here before/were invited by anyone but Ronnie vaguely because manners can’t matter when we’ve gone this far already]

Ronnie: ['what, you didn't

touch yourself enough on the tube?' but we are obvs showing him whatever we did use because it's just another way to flirt and we can use it to make that x happen so]

Joe: [shakes head ‘spill too much and they emergency stop’ and a look like do I look like I wanna be on a psychward but in a 😏 don’t answer that way, doing our own tallies with it, of course]

Ronnie: ['we're walking then' like where are you taking me don't get comfy bitch]

Joe: [little disbelieving lol like excuse me princess ‘your carriage was unavailable’

Ronnie: ['no shit the horse is dead busy']

Joe: [‘I ain’t taking you to a stable’]

Ronnie: ['that's where we ain't going, now tell me where the fuck we are' because we're like an excited kid about this]

Joe: [it’s cute and we clearly think so even if we’re distracting ourselves with this self-harm so we don’t go too far, unrelated but I haven’t thought where yous are going lmao but I’m vibing something London but something she wouldn’t have done, something music related, also if it has like, kid vibes, bonus, I’ll have to look so just keeping tight-lipped to be annoying and surveying the bloody carnage he’s now added to ‘you want to clean up?’]

Ronnie: [it'd be cute if there was something like thinktank but for music instead of science but idk if that exists anyways in answer to that question she's just gonna remove her top or whatever like yeah it do have blood on even though we know that's not what he means because we're still in a flirty mood despite how annoying his non reply is]

Joe: [that’s what I’m vibing but likewise have no idea, I’m sure there is shit though and you could find it Joseph, anyway, truly the this is fine meme about that ‘cos you can’t turn away 😳 but also boy don’t, moving like you’re gonna come close to her though]

Ronnie: [soz Charlie cos she shamelessly threw her top on the floor and isn't gonna clean up any of this blood even on herself like I literally should say she goes to the sink and then to get clean clothes but instead we all know she's just gonna take Joe's jacket or whatever and put that on, thank god he's all about the layers]

Joe: [god bless the grunge

aesthetic, ‘do you do it in front of him?’ and touching the cuts that are still showing ‘cos you know there’s some still, and it is like when and where do you do this when you do not have a room lmao]

Ronnie: ['yeah' leaving it up to him whether he wants to think it's in an attention whore way cos we're still annoyed at that call out lol but realistically it's just because of how long they've known each other and how they be living, she's not actively trying to upset Charlie that much most of the time]

Joe: [‘does he do it?’ ‘cos we can’t imagine it from the little we know but also can’t imagine him just chilling if he isn’t as fucked as them]

Ronnie: [the facial expression equivalent of his amused lol earlier because no]

Joe: [dropping it even though you find this odd like don’t worry boy, the tea is he is getting over it and wanting her to stop, pulling the jacket sleeve to take her out the door like come on]

Ronnie: ['he knows what'll happen if he tries to stop me' cos you can't tell me that when they were younger he didn't do exactly that and she went ballistic but more importantly HOW DARE YOU BOO because that is 1000% a Fraze move and I'm dead]

Joe: [yes I thought it was legit for a parallel, enjoy the long trip back to central guys]

Ronnie: [idk how we are gonna stop you hooking up to fill the time other than the other people in close proximity lol]

Joe: [maybe a uni/work obligation can come in and he has to go like legit ‘cos that’d kill this off]

Ronnie: [personally devastated that means an iou for this cute date but I love how fuming she would be at never finding out where they were going]

Ronnie: [not to mention the not at all casual and public domestic they’d have would be such a fat mood and show she cares when she’s literally like umm what the fuck do you mean you’re leaving]

Joe: [love how blatant we both are individually]

Ronnie: [hard same]

Joe: They sprung that rehearsal on us last minute

Joe: I already said, I’d give you the funds and you could go do whatever

Ronnie: and i told you to go fuck yourself

Ronnie: or your cello

Joe: I wouldn’t have wasted my time let alone yours if I knew that was gonna happen

Joe: how would you go about fucking a cello, exactly

Ronnie: waste more of your own time figuring it out its your raging hard on for it

Joe: I can’t not go

Joe: they make you sign a bloodoath when you get in basically

Joe: no excuses

Ronnie: youd have found an excuse fast enough if id stuck a needle in your arm

Joe: no, I wouldn’t, ‘cos it wasn’t an option

Joe: there was already enough damage to hide

Ronnie: i dont give a shit what options youve got

Joe: right, tell it to the crowd that amassed, they might believe you a tiny bit more than I do

Joe: I’ll make it up to you, okay

Ronnie: thats what soft cunts wanna hear when you cant hide no more & since you reckon you wont be getting forced into treatment you get to keep your gob shut for all that being sorry bullshit

Joe: make it into something it ain’t ‘cos you can’t hack hearing it

Ronnie: i dont wanna hear from you end of

Joe: alright

Joe: see you around then

Ronnie: 🖕

[beelzebvbs]

            avan jogia + cismale + he/him.┊ ❛ ━ hey, is it just me or do you hear ( i predict a riot by the kaiser cheifs ) playing in the distance ? oh, thats just ( beelzebub ), a ( chaotic neutral ) member of the league of ( villains ). i suspect they might be ( jai virani ), a ( twenty seven ) year old ( nightclub owner ) with the ability of ( living being possession ). according to my sources, ( he ) can be ( eccentric ), but also ( uninhibited ) which is probably why they remind everyone of ( unwashed hair, leisurely strolls at midnight & pounding drum and bass ) so much. anyway, a ( supervillain ) or not, crystalline city is keeping a close eye on them! ( jd, twenty one, gmt, she/her )            tw: substance abuse, death/murder mention, overdose

do you get bohemian rhapsody stuck in your head just looking at the word beelzebub?  bc i’ve had nothing else in my head since i wrote my app and hope you get  cursed with that same fate.    ur welcome.  

a little about me:  howdy, i’m jd. sadly no affiliation with the one from heathers. from the uk, uni student. have too much time on my hands so this happened.  i’ve been in my fair few rps but jai is a new kid for me so bare with me whilst i figure out his character a bit as i write him. but yeah, here’s what i can tell you so far.

his upbringing:   grew up with rich & strict parents. his mother is a lawyer and his father owns a real estate firm. he always had money but his parents were the kind of people who encouraged their kids to work for what they wanted.  his sister put herself through law school and got a job at her fathers firm through her own merit.  jai never liked work though so he planned on becoming a company boss like his father so he could just boss people about. didn’t factor in that he’d have to work to get to that point. 

discovering his mutation:   jai was fourteen when he discovered signs of his mutation. he’d had sensations relating to it before then but just assumed they were splitting headaches so he smoked weed to block out the feeling. it was when he was high that he ended up accidentally possessing his best friend ( as you do)  but just assumed he was off his face and forgot about the incident. over the years more and more incidents like that happened but he just took more drugs to cope with it until he overdosed at 17. in order to protect his consciousness, he possessed the paramedic who came to help him.  seeing as how, when he’s possessing something his eyes turn black, everyone figured something was wrong.  when the paramedic he questioned was clearly unable to do his job, jai freaked and went back into his own body. which is when it became very evident he was abnormal.

the aftermath:   for jai discovering he was a mutant made everything click, for his family not so much. his parents assumed it was a medical condition that could be fixed. as they worked on that, he worked on his mutation through online forums & stuff.  he found a way to split his conscious so he could stay in his own body as well as other peoples.  when the tension in his house got too much he possessed his own father to give him all his credit cards and cash then his car keys. so yeah, lil bit of grand larceny.

now:  jai fell in with other mutants when he started hanging round late at night. they helped him get his skills and eventually he strengthened his mutation. he bought one of the underground dingy clubs they used to hang out in with his fathers stolen credit cards and named it ‘luxor’ you’d think with a mutation to play with jai wouldn’t turn to drugs again but  nah.  he gets bored too easily so he ended up turning his club into what was essentially an ecstasy lounge.  bc why the fuck not?  the only reason most people go to his dingy af club is to lose their inhibitions.

personality:  jai can be a real dick.  he doesn’t bite his tongue for anyone. does whatever he wants.  has a stigma against humans due to his parents reaction to his mutation.  also thinks they are very weak willed.  he’s pansexual because his tastes are non existent.  likes to think he’s one of the key players in the villain world but is legit just a nuisance who needs people to tell him he’s the shit. 

mutation:  jai has the power of possession.   he can transfer & split his conscious into several parts and possess any living or formerly living thing.  it takes more energy to possess something dead though. at the moment he can split his conscious into six parts.  his power doesn’t tend to work on telepaths though.  he has better control over humans as well.  when it comes to making a person be violent, it’s quite simply to do but when it comes to actually killing, it tends to work better if the person is weak minded or has desires to kill someone themselves.  

i think that’s about it ( she says as if she hasn’t just written an entire essay)  i’ll probably harass a few of you for plots bc everyone here looks neato.  like this post or hmu if you’d like to sort something out. open to anything.  and don’t forget love my son.

[usagingy]

Send me numbers..

Wait, these are actually hella cute questions.”

Source: bambwie

— 1. Who was the last person you held hands with? A friend from uni. There’s nothing romantic between us, was just for fun.

2. Are you outgoing or shy? Shy. As. Frick.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? My niece. She’s precious!

4. Are you easy to get along with? I honestly don’t know. I guess so?

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Pretty sure they would, yeah.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Usually people who are really easy to talk to and who are very kind and sweethearted (is that a word?)

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? HaHaHaHahaHAAHhahaAHAhaha!!... No

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? A good friend from high school. I just have platonic feelings for her, but I still miss her.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Depends on how detailed the conversation is. If it’s not super detailed, then no, it doesn’t make me uncomfortable.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Probably the friend from high school I mentioned in #8.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “I was just confused” (boring, I know)

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? 

Nine Point Eight - Mili

Candy Store - Heathers: The Musical

Here Comes A Thought - Steven Universe

Family Party - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

Holding Out For A Hero - Bonnie Tyler

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? If they’re really gentle with it, then yes. But when people get rough with it then I hate it.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? I guess so, I’m not sure tbh.

15. What good thing happened this summer? This “summer” only just started, so I can’t really say much, but I hung out with my brother and his friends.

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? I can’t answer this because I’ve never kissed anyone.

17. Do you think there is life on other planets? I don’t see why it couldn’t be possible. There are a lot of planets out there, so it would make sense if at least one sustained life on it.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Yeah, it’s cool, yo.

19. Do you like bubble baths? Ooh, I haven’t had one in so long, I can’t remember if I do.

20. Do you like your neighbors? I don’t even know my neighbors lmao

21. What are you bad habits? I procrastinate, I take too long to get ready, I am sometimes too open, I pry a bit too much, etc, etc.

22. Where would you like to travel? Germany, I guess, they have really good chocolate.

23. Do you have trust issues? Yep, trust issues with myself.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Going to bed.

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? Excluding more inappropriate areas, my upper body, specifically the front part.

26. What do you do when you wake up? Sit there for a while, ponder life, check my phone if it’s not dead, then get up and do the same thing while standing up.

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I don’t really wish my skin was different, but if I had to choose one I’d say darker cuz I’m pale af.

28. Who are you most comfortable around? Hmmm, I guess I’d have to say I’m most comfortable around that one friend I mentioned in #8 again.

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Considering I don’t have any ex’s, no, they have not.

30. Do you ever want to get married? Yepppppppp

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? Currently it is possible; however, I’m getting my hair cut soon, so it probably won’t be long enough in a little while.

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? None of them. I’m ace.

33. Spell your name with your chin. I’m not even gonna try this right now.

34. Do you play sports? What sports? Nope, what’re sports?

35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Without TV; music is too precious.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Several times, yo. I don’t know how to talk to people about that kind of thing.

37. What do you say during awkward silences? Usually nothing. Jk, I will often ask how someone else is doing, but it goes back to awkward silence again really quickly.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy? I’m not sure I really have a super ideal fantasy for a dream guy/girl, but I guess I’ll go for it. Generally I’m attracted to guys who are really soft and kind, usually significantly taller than me, usually with little to no facial hair, and most frequently they have dark hair and dark eyes. Generally girls that I find attractive are around my height, not usually much shorter than me. Usually they have dark hair and dark eyes, are very sweet, but also can be very assertive and driven. For anyone, I’d like to have similar interests, of course, because that makes it easier to have conversations. Also, the main reason I’m attracted to people of certain heights is just because of how it feels to hug people of those heights. (Sorry, this was a long one)

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? GAMESTOP. Just game stores in general, and also the Pokémon stores in Japan.

40. What do you want to do after high school? I’ve already graduated high school and I still don’t know what I want to do after high school. I’m going to uni, originally for computer engineering, but now for theatre and electronic media performance.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Not everyone, I guess. I think it’s more on a case by case basis, depending on the severity of the offense.

42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean? Depends. Being quiet could mean that I’m uncomfortable (usually with strangers), comfortable (usually with close friends), thinking deeply about random shiznit, or just don’t know what to say.

43. Do you smile at strangers? Depends on how I’m feeling. I usually don’t look at other people because I don’t want them to think that I’m being creepy towards them.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Outer space; the bottom of the ocean is terrifying.

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? Usually the need for food, but sometimes the need for cleanliness.

46. What are you paranoid about? Way too many things to list here, so I’ll list a few. Abandonment, rejection, the feeling that there is a hole in my clothes, the feeling that people are watching and judging everything I do, the feeling that I’m going to unintentionally hurt people or things, etc.

47. Have you ever been high? Nope.

48. Have you ever been drunk? Nope.

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Not that I can think of.

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Brown with yellow letters.

51. Ever wished you were someone else? Too often, yes.

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? I’d like to get rid of my envy and jealousy.

53. Favourite makeup brand? Don’t have one.

54. Favourite store? Pokémon store.

55. Favourite blog? Don’t have one.

56. Favourite colour? YELLOW

57. Favourite food? Curry rice with creamy crab croquettes.

58. Last thing you ate? Beef curry rice.

59. First thing you ate this morning? Haven’t eaten yet, but it’ll probably be Life cereal.

60. Ever won a competition? For what? Won a couple Pokémon tournaments. One made me a gym leader for a League, another got me a New 3DS XL.

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Nope.

62. Been arrested? For what? Nope.

63. Ever been in love? Yepppp

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? And this is where I’d put the story of my first kiss. IF I HAD ONE.

65. Are you hungry right now? Yessssss

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? Considering I don’t really have many tumblr friends (I think?) I like my real friends more.

67. Facebook or Twitter? Facebook

68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now? Nope

70. Names of your bestfriends? Jay, Natz, Xixi, Frances, Aleigha, Kirbs, Dani, Hunter, Marissa, (the list goes on and on, I can’t decide on just a few best friends)

71. Craving something? What? Takoyaki!

72. What colour are your towels? Brown

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two (2)

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I used to, but since ya mentioned it, I might start doing it again.

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? At least 20, question mark???

75. Favourite animal? Tie between monkeys, foxes, and rabbits.

76. What colour is your underwear? Idk, it changes everyday.

77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Depends on the quality. Usually vanilla since too much chocolate gives me a stomach ache.

78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Strawberry banana, but since it’s really uncommon I usually settle for mint chocolate chip.

79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Yellow

80. What colour pants? Blue

81. Favourite tv show? Steven Universe

82. Favourite movie? Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? I haven’t seen either, I’m trash

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Same as above

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Same as above above

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Dory

87. First person you talked to today? Friend staying at my house

88. Last person you talked to today? Friend staying at my house

89. Name a person you hate? I don’t think I hate anyone, that’s a really strong word.

90. Name a person you love? Kaia (my niece)

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Nope

92. In a fight with someone? Not right now, I think? If I am, I’ve forgotten.

93. How many sweatpants do you have? Quite a lot, but I don’t wear them.

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? Too many, probs over 15, but I only regularly wear two of them.

95. Last movie you watched? Psycho-Pass: The Movie

96. Favourite actress? Emma Watson

97. Favourite actor? Does John Mulaney count?

98. Do you tan a lot? I straight up burn, so nope

99. Have any pets? Nope

100. How are you feeling? Neutral in general

101. Do you type fast? Depending on the situation.

102. Do you regret anything from your past? Toooooo muchhh

103. Can you spell well? Sometimes

104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Lotsa old friends.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yeah, not really a fan of them.

106. Ever broken someone’s heart? I think maybe once or twice? I don’t know about many people liking me.

107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yeah, but it was when I was super young so I don’t remember what it was like.

108. What should you be doing? Probably applying for scholarships.

109. Is something irritating you right now? Only my intrusive thoughts, but that’s all the time.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Pretty much every time I’ve liked someone, yeah.

111. Do you have trust issues? I think this was answered already, but yes.

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? The last person I cried full out in front of was my mom, but I have had a couple tears run down my face when in the dorms at uni.

113. What was your childhood nickname? Gingerbread, Gingersnaps

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yep yep

115. Do you play the Wii? Yesssssss

116. Are you listening to music right now? No, but I should be.

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Hell yeah

118. Do you like Chinese food? Hell yeah!

119. Favourite book? Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

120. Are you afraid of the dark? Yes, but only if I’m unfamiliar with the area.

121. Are you mean? I don’t know? Sometimes

122. Is cheating ever okay? Nope. Never. Absolutely not. If you cheat, I have big problems with you.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean? I probably couldn’t lol

124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really? But it depends. I’d say it’s possible upon the first meeting, but not by just seeing the person. I think truly falling in love with someone purely based on their appearance is rather shallow and difficult to do.

125. Do you believe in true love? Kinda? I don’t really believe that there’s one specific person that you’re destined to be with, but I do believe that people can develop a strong enough connection with each other that it could be considered true love.

126. Are you currently bored? Somewhat, but it’s rare for me to not be somewhat bored.

127. What makes you happy? Long hugs with people I care about, snuggles, some video games and anime, having deep conversations with friends.

128. Would you change your name? I don’t know what I’d change it to, so no.

129. What your zodiac sign? Libra

130. Do you like subway? Yeah

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? If I like them back, then try to make a relationship work out I guess. If not, I try my best to let them down gently and comfort them if possible.

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? I think this was answered before as well, but friend mentioned in #8.

133. Favourite lyrics right now? The entirety of Here Comes A Thought.

134. Can you count to one million? Yeah? I’m not sure what this question is supposed to mean.

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? “Yeah, I’ve done my homework *has homework on computer screen*”

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed. Open feels too insecure.

137. How tall are you? 5′ 7″

138. Curly or Straight hair? Straight

139. Brunette or Blonde? Brunette(?) I don’t know what this is asking, but I find dark hair attractive.

140. Summer or Winter? Winterrrrrr. No bugs and no sunburn.

141. Night or Day? Night, it makes it feel like emotions are heightened.

142. Favourite month? Never thought about this, but I guess February.

143. Are you a vegetarian? Nah, I like chicken too much.

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk chocolate. Dark chocolate is too rich and makes my stomach hurt. White chocolate has a flavor that I think does best at complimenting other things, like fruit. Individually I like milk best because it’s flavorful, but not too rich.

145. Tea or Coffee? Coffee, but only if it has a lot of sweetness mixed with the bitterness.

146. Was today a good day? Today has barely started, but it seems like it’ll be a decent day.

147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers

148. What’s your favourite quote? "My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I'll apologize to you." -- John Mulaney

149. Do you believe in ghosts? No? Idk, I don’t think about that stuff.

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “The recommended dietary intake of potassium ranges from 500 mg to 700 mg per day for infants between 6 and 12 months.”

[aod4909]

Who’s your favourite OC that you’ve made? And if you’ve made any new ones who would be your favourite new one

Oh boy, that’s a hard one :| and if you wanted a short answer I’m so sorry (but not really cause I love talking about my children ;) still I’ll keep it as short as I can………………….

Like, even when I don’t like them much, or I get bored of them (I lose interest so fast, you can tell by my posts) I still get feels whenever I randomly think about them or see a picture of them… Like seeing an old friend you used to have great chemistry with but you got separated for a couple years and then you are suddenly strangers and it hurts inside…But you know if I have to choose I guess I’ll have to go with those I can’t get out of my head… 1 is an impossible number…

Arrow  I mean duh….

Ebony again duhhhh…

The Ash'Llanyth Family  

I believe I haven’t actually talked about them here…So when I first played Morrowind and my English were… nonexistent… I made Verevil or Vily for short (but don’t call him that, he can and will kill you) and I had no idea what the game was even about I just enjoyed jumping around or whatever… so he was basically just a name…Years later when my english became… existent and I got back to it I made Viniriel or Vini for short (but don’t call her that, she can and will kill you) who is now my canon Nerevarine. But the name rang a bell and then it hit me… so I brought back Verevil and made him a powerful immortal who used to be friends with Nerevar and is the personification of House Telvanni so he built himself an invisible tower floating on water in the middle of nowhere where he could brood, read, make potions and knit in peace… (pretend you didn’t read the last part….) and you know everyone just presumed he was… well… dead. Ok maybe Divayth Fyr, Vivec, Dratha and some other people knew better but whatever.Long story short Viniriel literally hit the invisible walls of his tower, they met, they eventually had a son who hated magic (only because he sucked at it and was jealous af) but he would make a good assassin so his mom got him a job with the Morag Tong (that kid basically had all the connections but he was too stupid to take advantage of anything…) He also resented his parents who at some point left for Akavir. He had a son, who also became a member of the MT but then his wife died :’c But it’s ok cause he found another one and had a daughter! At that point Vily appears out of nowhere and says “this child is to take her grandma’s name and I’m gonna be mentoring her from now on deal.with.it.” Viniriel 2 Got to spend most of her time with her grandfather and a little with her brother and eventually she somehow found herself in Skyrim but that wasn’t weird to her cause she was getting visions from Azura since she was a child and would occasionally wake up at random places but Vily was usually with her and this time he wasn’t… Until she finds him in Solstheim sipping tea with Neloth…But Arrow is my canon Dragonborn so depending on Bethesda’s next game that will come out when I’ll be close to Vily’s age, things might change… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As for Vily in Skyrim… I wanned to play as a male dunmer and he kinda looked like what I imagined Vily to look like so it’s kinda like me just playing around with my boy cause I love him… and I’ll probably make him a follower so he can keep company to his granddaughter as he’s supposed to but offer nothing but his wisdom… no he will not help you with that dragon, he’d rather observe it’s behavior and make a shitty comment about your conjuring technique that he actually taught you….

Giovanni

(I tried to find some sketches of him but my sketchbook is currently mia send help) Giovanni is a very… dear… idk how to call him tbh… He started appearing in my head at high school and yeah… I really don’t know how to describe it but he’s special… Like he’s really his own thing… He was like a back voice in my head for a few years and I wrote a short horror story with him in class (cause I was either writing, drawing or reading novels in class…and somehow I had good grades and got into uni ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) called “The two-faced mug”? (sounds cool in greek I swear) It was around the time I started struggling with my own personality disorder, I just had no idea personality disorders were a thing back then :c And he got me through some shit… and I’m grateful to him for that and I miss him a lot… and that reminds me I need to get back to writing but drawing requires black magic and writing is a process where you stare at a screen for 48hours +black magic for a chapter and maybe sacrifice your firstborn to actually finish a story… and art school is the goal (I guess) so yeah…

Jane M. Shepard

My maladaptive daydreamer ass things about her and Garrus every.signle.day. no exceptions… I don’t mind… like at all…. but I’d really want to sit said ass down and actually write her story too cause bOi do I hAve coNtenT for 50 bOokS by nOw….

So yeah these are my “always in mind” ocs (except for one that is kinda… an other story I won’t tell probably????)But I have so many nice ones like Hailey and Rebekah and Mor and Amanda and Moira and Olivia and Eleon and Morpheus and Mouse and Lucius that I think about frequently…AND there is my last sim I hope will work out and keep me invested but I doubt it and it’s a shame :\

[boosolmates]

Okay....let’s play pretend

pretend its actually Sunday and I’m not late af

okay?

Okay.

Remember that fic rec I promised 2k years ago? No? I don’t blame you. I forgot too. But here, here I have some fics that I believe if you ship Verkwan you just gotta read. Why? 

you just gotta.

so, without further a-do

these are some of my favorite SVT fics with Verkwan in no particular order at all btw.

Welcome to Seventeen *

AO3

Greysoo

Synopsis: In which all the members of Seventeen work under Seventeen magazine.

Notes: Okay I’m literally a sucker for Office/Work AUs and this is a perfect example of my tastes. I tend to read funny, cracky, light and fluffy stuff (sorry if you’re looking for angst lmao). This story has the pairings kind og take a back seat there are moments and stuff you have to kinda squint to see them all but Verkwna is the main couple. If you wanna laugh and you enjoy Meanie then I say check it out! Warning it’s 13 chapters but I don’t believe it’s done and author-nim hasn’t updated in awhile….(hence the one asterisk)

And They Told Me Office Jobs Were Boring***

AO3

By Achilleus

Synopsis:"When I accepted this position," Seungcheol hisses, "I figured it would be easy. I would just have to review some articles, correct some spelling errors, maybe conduct an interview or two...but instead, I get this." He gestures aimlessly with his hand to absolutely nothing, but Junhui more or less understands what he's getting at.

OR: Seungcheol is Jeonghan's bitch (for forever, bitch), Seungkwan and Hansol are broken up (and never ever getting back together, like ever), Junhui is attempting to woo Minghao via horoscopes, Soonyoung and Seokmin have a bet going on (with both their cash money and bodies at stake), and something's going on with Wonwoo and Mingyu but no one knows what. At least that's how the story starts...it gets a bit messy later on.

Notes: Easily one of my favorites omg I love it so much!! Like I said I love office aus and it’s like Welcome to Seventeen with a bit more drama and all of my favorite ships it’s just starting and it seems very promising! It makes me smile/laugh like a complete dork and I can’t wait to find out what happened between Seungkwan and Vernon….

Show Me Your Fallen In Love Face ***

AO3

By Unfunny

Synopsis: Seungkwan likes the regular. Somewhere, Jihoon is sighing. (or, the AU where Seventeen are uni students on summer break and half of them work in a pizza joint)

Notes: I LOVE THIS FIC! Omg it’s one of my favorites honestly! 21K of pure pinning and really cute Verkwan. I love fics where the mutual feelings just kind of make them a thing and they naturally fall in love. Call me cheesy, I live for this kind of stuff.

All I’m Asking For **

AO3

By Unfunny

Synopsis: Hansol is so, so screwed.

Notes: This little one-shot continuation of Show Me Your Fallen In Love Face (sorta) one of my favorite Verkwan fics was too great! I loved the additional members and the way they write the crew is so realistic and funny (contrary to the name). I recommend if you want fluffy established relationship Verkwan; read this.

Candy Canes and Lipstick Stains

AFF

By RomanosCheese

Synopsis: “I bet you’d look dead sexy in a miniskirt, though.”

“Hansol, the only one who's going to be anything remotely ‘dead’ in the near future is you!”

Notes: This is smut but with like a hecka lot of plot. It’s a slow burn but tbvh the smut is A1. I love how the author wrote it naturally. It felt like a couple making love not like most smuts (they're all good tho lol) but the way they act seems so intimate...so real….aaahhhhh Plus this fic is why I have a thing for Seungkwan in tight girl clothes and Vernon have an Oppa kink jsjsjsjssj

Found in Translation***

AO3

By Naegahosh

Synopsis: Let's be real here, airports are the most cliché place ever for a break up. But it happens. Yet so does a start of something, and that's when the beauty of cliché kicks in.

Notes: OKAY! This author did such a great job! They had to have watched tens of thousands of those rom-com flicks because this fic is so movie-esque. Plus it’s incredibly romantiiiiiicccccc! Ugh I was squealing the whole time reading! Definitely if you want a really cute rom com with Meanie thrown in I promise you won’t be disappointed!

you in your high-tops any day**

AO3 AO3

By Brightlight

Synopsis: “Can’t we just be like, friends who exclusively hook up with each other? Isn’t that a thing?” Seungkwan asks.

Hansol nods. “That sounds like it should definitely be a thing.”

“Okay. Then we’re that,” Seungkwan decides, raising his popsicle up to knock against Hansol’s at their decision. A cheers, of sorts.

++

Hansol and Seungkwan are very certain that they're not dating, but no one else they know is.

Notes: More natural couple-y stuff lmao like that literally my favorite way for Verkwan to get together. That mutual feeling and crushing and pining till they finally do something...it’s beautiful. Read this if you want chill casual domestic stuff.

In the Eye of the Beholder*******

AO3

By Woozifi

Synopsis: Vernon is a half-demon, and a lifetime of prejudice and watching people avoid him for his frightening appearance has made him alone and friendless for most of his life. Seungkwan is a breath of fresh air, willing to approach him when no one else will—maybe because he's just that nice of a person, probably because he is completely, totally blind.

Notes: O KA Y. I am not okay after reading this. First off, Woozifi is my favorite artist and their writing style is beautiful. I love the way they write the crew and the stories they create. Like the world they created was so unique and without having to explain a lot I was able to envision it. A bit angsty and it holds a very meaningful moral at the end of the day. I could go on and on about how amazing this fic is, but you'll know after you read it tbvh. Okay, I’m being a little biased but it's seriously a masterpiece of over 30k words! GO READ IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YA! (added Soonseok, Jicheol?)  

it’s in the stars **

AO3

By boo98 (butter)

Synopsis: Seungkwan has two older sisters, which he likes to use as an excuse for being an absolutely awful romantic.

Notes: Okay unpopular opinion; I don’t really like soulmate AUs. Nothing’s wrong with them, just not my cup of tea. However, this story was too sweet, too cute and fluffy for me NOT to enjoy. I love how they wrote the characters! (some side! Soonseok and another couple I wont ruin the surprise read it ;0)

[thebookventureroftroy]

My review/ranking of Taylor Swift’s ‘Reputation’

Only read on if you like long posts coz this is a lonnngggg one

So I’m currently on Holidays and really bored so here’s my post reviewing and ranking the song’s from Taylor Swift’s new album. I downloaded it last weekend and it took me a while week to listening to kind of solidify an order of favourites for this one. There’s some really good ones.

I’m not like a mega-Taylor Swift fan, she’s more like a problematic fave. I have admired her songwriting prowess for a really long time though. I was really nervous ahead of the release for this one because I didn't particularly like the singles she released before it (except for ready for it) and I was like “Oh boy, this is it. This is the time I don’t buy Taylor’s new album.” And, well, I bought it. And she's hooked me in again.

I actually like that she kept her best stuff for the album release though. Usually its the other way around. As a whole, I like that Taylor is experimenting with new sounds and styles. it’s a natural progression for most artists around this point in their career and I think for the most part she’s succeeding. There are a like a couple of songs on this album that I don’t really like and after that they’re just all good in my opinion so I’m starting from the bottom and working my way up so it ends on a positive note.

A word before we start, my reaction towards songs comes a lot from the music before the lyrics, which I think is the opposite to a lot other Taylor fans. Lyrical connection is usually the second criteria in whether or not I like them. And then sing-ability is a factor as well.

Anyway, I’ll stop rambling.

Here we go.

15. This is why we can’t have nice things

Soooooooo I know this is on a lot of people’s favourite lists but I really didn’t like it. And it’s not because of the story. I usually love sassy Taylor. Some of my favourite songs of her’s are about her ripping on people. They’re usually the most fun. But I guess it’s just the way it sounds. i don’t like the way she drags the chorus and it sounds very musically disjointed. It’s the most displeasing to listen to out of all the songs on the album (And i thought my least favourite would be Look what you made me do) Anyway…like all of Taylor’s songs, it will probably grow on my because it is also really catchy but for now I can’t rank it any higher. Sorry guys.

Best lyric: Probs “Friends don’t try to twist you, get you on the phone and mind trick you.” It’s fun to sing, I guess.

Worst lyric: “NICE. THINGS. DAR. LING.”

14. End Game

I feel bad because I really wanted to like her collab with Ed Sheeran but in the it felt a little flat. First of all, it sounds like a Drake song. I feel like this is also Ed’s fault. He tends to borrow stuff from other artists in his songwriting (though Taylor has done this a few times on the album so I suppose I can’t hold it against them). I don’t really like Future’s verse. I do like Ed’s though. It’s probably the best part of the song. Taylor’s is a little boring.

Best Lyric: “I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me” (also when Ed pipes up with “end game” in the last part.)

Worst Lyric: All of Future’s verse. It’s really boring and unmemorable.

13. Gorgeous

Ok so this was the single that made me fear for Reputation. I do not like this song. Actually, that’s a lie, having listened to it so much while determining this ranking it’s actually starting to grow on me.  I don’t like the slurring of Gorgeous and the melody of the verses makes me feel uncomfortable. The beat is also really boring. But mostly I just find it annoying. At least Look what you made me do is annoying in an interesting/memorable way. Anyway, the reason this isn’t last is because, while I don’t really like it, I also think it’s a better written and crafted song than the previous two.

best lyric: “I guess I’ll just stumble on home to my cats………….unless you wanna come along” (at least it’s funny)

Worst lyric: “I’ve got a boyfriend he’s older than us” So I’m mad because every line of this song sounds like it’s about Tom Hiddleston except this one. I’m by no means a Hiddleswift fan but I’m convinced that Taylor started writing this song when she was dating Tom Hiddleston and then changed a couple of the lyrics to make it about Joe before including it on the album. That’s my conspiracy theory and I’m sticking to it.

12. Look What You Made Me Do

Truth time. I don’t actually hate this song. I mean, I should. It’s quite bad. But it’s also…not actually that bad? I mean, the Chorus is terrible, and half the time I change songs once it hits the chorus. But I like the rest of it. And I was blown away by the music video too. That production value man. Keep it up Taylor. Can you do I Did Something Bad next?

Best Lyric: “BUT I GOT SMARTER, I GOT HARDER IN THE NICK OF TIME. HONEY I ROSE UP FRON THE DEAD I DO IT ALL THE TIME. I GOT A LIST OF NAMES AND YOUR’S IS IN RED, UNDERLINED” (I know everyone loves “I don’t trust nobody and nobody trust me,” but this one is the most fun to sing out of the whole song. I love it. It’s the reason I kept replaying this song over and over again when it came out.

Worst Lyric: “look what you made me do…. look what you made me do…look what you just made me do look just what you made me do” (seriously, Taylor? you’re more creative than that)

11. Dress

Ok we’re getting to the good songs now, so i’ll probably be a lot less critical. This song isn’t bad it’s just unmemorable. I usually love sexy Taylor but this song just doesn’t click for me. Maybe coz I don’t really feel any connection to it. It’s smooth af though so it’ll probably stay in my regular playlist.

Best lyric: “Say my name and everything just stops” *music stops. YAASSS TAYLOR

Worst Lyric: There aren’t really any. I don't love it but it’s still classic Taylor songwriting so….

10. Call It What You Want

So when this song was released as a single I didn’t really like it either. I thought it was a little boring. Having listened to it a bunch times though I now find it so cuuuuteee. Happy Taylor is so adorable, I love it. Dress is probably more dynamically interesting, but I ranked this one higher because the lyrics make me feel all fuzzy. It’s reminiscent of classic Taylor (Remember “Ours"? Still one of my favourites)

Best Lyric: “I want to wear his initial on a chain round my neck, not because I owns me, because he really knows me” awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cuuuuuuuuuuuutteeeeeeeee

Worst Lyric: There’s not really a bad lyric, but I’m not a huge fan of the melody in the verses.

9. New Year’s Day

Ok, so this is in this spot because I didn’t dislike it when I first listened to it, but it also doesn't particularly stand out to me. It is a beautifully written song and I lovvveee that she ended the album with it. It’s a gorgeous closing track and I can see her closing the tour with it (I’ve got my fingers crossed that she’ll film the Reputation tour so poor uni students like me can still see it coz it’s gonna be amazing). Anyway,  raw honest music like this is why we fell in love with Taylor in the first place and its great that while she’s experimenting with new sounds and styles she still comes back to her classic style. It’s just a nice track at the end of a whirlwind journey, Kind of like new year’s day, I guess (OHHHH, I guess that’s what you were going for).

Best Lyric: “Hold on to the memories they will hold on to you” (but also “I’ll be cleaning up bottles with you on new year’s day” coz those harmonies are stunning.)

Worst Lyric: Can’t find one. Guys, she’s such a good songwriter I can’t even

8. So It Goes

And now we’re at the part of the list where it’s getting hard to actually rank them. But here we go with “So it Goes.” Now this is the sexy Taylor I love. It’s very satisfying to listen to. I love how the Chorus is subdued and then the sexy beat picks up in the chorus. It’s just a really good song. very chill and sexy.

Best Lyric: “Wear you like a necklace. I’m so chill but you make me jelaaaasss” (I’ve previously not liked how Taylor slurs her lyrics but I really like this one. Very sexy) I also love the whispered counting too. Oh and “You know I’m not a bad girl but I’d do bad things with you.” Taylor

Worst Lyric: We’re at the point in the list where there aren’t really any bad lyrics. This is why she's a Queen songwriter.

7. …Ready for It

Ok so this is the best out of the singles Taylor released before the album. I liked this one from the second I heard it. It’s very fun and I listened to it a lot walking to the bust stop every day, learning the lyrics. It’s very fun. And sexy (why the robot music video though…I don’t….this song is about passionate love not….ah forget it). Jury’s still out on whether or not I like rapper Taylor. If I had to point out a weakness I’d say the verses. But Chorus is sooo good and fun and sexy, and I love the build up to it. I dunno. I just like the song. It’s a lot of fun.

Best Lyric: The whole Chorus.

Worst Lyric: You know what? I’m just going to remove this category from the rest of the rankings.

6. King of my Heart

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee this song is just adorable. It’s so cute and lovely and happy. I also like the different sounds and beats she plays with in this song. And she just sounds so happy. Go Taylor. I feel like a proud sister. Also, Taylor’s mastery of her low register is the best thing that’s ever happened to her.

Best Lyric: …..Probably the whole chorus again. “and all at once you’re all I want, I’ll never let you go, KING IF MY HEARRRTTTT. (Soooo cute)

5. Delicate

I like this one because it’s classic ballad Taylor and it doesn’t feel like the song is dragging, probably because of the beat under it. It moves it along without feeling distracting or out of place. It feels…well…delicate. (come on, you knew that was coming!). But yeah, I really like this one, it’s also really cute. I love all her cute songs, particularly about Joe because she’s just so darn happy in that relationship. I also like the subtle build through the song.

Best Lyric: “My reputation’s never been worse so you must like me for me” awwwww tayylorrr

4. Getaway Car

Boy did this song fly up my ranking list. It wasn’t originally this high up the list in early rankings but boy did it grow on me. Like all the best Taylor songs do. A lot of my favourite songs are like literal storytelling songs. It’s lyrically interesting and has a fun musicality to it.

Best Lyric: “should have known I’d be the first to leave, think about the place where you first met me” and “Nothing good starts in a get-a-way car”

3. Dancing with our Hands Tied.

Ok so this sounds like a tatu song. Not a bad thing, just an observation. The racing beat is classic tatu. Anyway, This is my favourite love song on the album. In the same way that I Know Places was my favourite song on 1989. The two also have quite a bit in common thematically, about hiding a relationship (Huh, maybe that’s why it reminds me of Tatu so much). She’s good at crafting songs like these because she musically captures the feeling of running and hiding and then I feel like I’m running and hiding with her. It’s great. I love clever songwriter Taylor Swift. I love that it gets a little faster every verse. And I loved the beat drop in the chorus.

Best Lyric: I LOVE ALL OF IT.

2. Don’t Blame Me

I don’t know how to describe why I like this song. I love the choir sound in the chorus. I also think Taylor sound vocally awesome in this song. (OMG when she hits that high note!!!!). The beat is so sexy in this one. I love it. it goes to so many places and I just enjoy the hell out of it.

Best Lyric: music stops. CHOIR SINGS “lorrd save me my drug is my baby i’ll be using for the rest of my-USING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. OHHHWHOAOHHHH”) YASSSS TAYLOR HIT THAT HIGH NOTE)

1. I Did Something Bad

I JUST LOVE SASSY TAYLOR SO MUCH. There’s always that one sassy taylor song on the album that is just the best thing ever. This is that song. Yeah it’s not as heartfelt and beautifully crafted and meaningful as some of the others but my god is this song a lot of fun. But the best thing about this song is you can literally feel the beat drop coming and its it is completely earned. I like that it’s kind of a sequel to Blank Space. But it’s a better song because Taylor Swift didn’t cop out of it by saying “yeah…it’s just a joke….” like she totally owns everything she says and I love it so much. GO SASSY TAYLOR.

Best Lyric: The whole damn song. “So I play em like a Violin and I make it look oh so easy” “If a man talks sh*t then I owe him nothing” “Then why’s it feel so *CRASH CRASH* “GOOD” CRASH CRASH “GOOD” “So I Fly em all around the world and I let them think they saved me” “He says don’t throw away a good thing. But if he drops my name then I owe him nothing. And if he spends my change then he had it coming” “They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one”

Sorry I got a little carried away. But the fact that there’s actually so many best lines that it’s too hard to choose one just proves why it’s number one on my list. And why it should be number one on your’s. mwahahahahahaha

Anyway.

Hope you enjoyed my ranking. Once again Taylor grabbed me with her songwriting powers and I’m caught in her spell all over again. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to listen to I Did Something Bad for the millionth time.

[deepdarkwaters]

@violyntfemme tagged me!

Rules: tag nine users you want to get to know better (again, not tagging anyone specific but I am a nosy fuck so do it anyway if you want and tag me so I can creep into your life)

How old are you?: 33 last Monday!

Current job: Don’t want to get too specific because these maniacs search themselves on social media, but it’s something to do with art publishing.

Dream job: Owning a second hand bookshop down one of the little old rickety side streets in Edinburgh. One whole wall of bookcases devoted only to Robin Hood. Victorian porn behind an extravagant velvet theatre curtain at the back.

What are you talented at?: Knitting/crocheting/embroidery, making bead and wire tiaras, kirigami - pretty much any craft really, I just pick handiwork things up very easily, but they’re my favourites. I used to be a concert-level recorder player! Should get back into that. Middle fingers up to anyone who doesn’t think recorders are just as valid as clarinets and the rest.

What is a big goal you are working towards, or have already achieved?: I got a job I liked when all my friends were going to uni, so put off studying for ages and finally got my English degree this year \o/ so now the plan is to go on to the MA, but it’s expensive af and I can’t get a fee grant for this one like I did for the BA, so need to save up for three decades instead. Sigh. 

What is your aesthetic?: The bastard lovechild of a Victorian taxidermist and a Georgian doll, raised by nanny Theda Bara and governess Mary Shelley.

Do you collect anything?: Old Robin Hood books. Vintage jewellery, especially Victorian mourning jewellery made with dead people’s hair. Anything Lillian Gish touched (signed photos, letters, costume clippings, etc). Film fan magazines from the silent era to the 40s. Early cameras and photography equipment (I’ve got 19th century printing frames I still use), and photos/CDVs/ambrotypes, mostly portraits from ~1850 up until WW2. I grab anyone I like the look of, but specific subsets: a massive collection of Victorian children with their favourite dolls, lots of soldier bros being bros, and women who look like they could fuck you up with only a raised eyebrow.

What is a topic you’re always up to talk about?: Silent movies, early photography, Robin Hood, Victorian porn, people’s pets, people’s craft projects.

What’s a pet peeve of yours?: People at work still talking to me about their boring lives after I’ve already tried both politeness (“sorry, I’m on a crazy deadline, I really can’t chat”) and rudeness (“I’ve said nineteen times this morning I am BUSY, fuck off and gossip at someone else”). ????? WHY.

Good advice to give?: Be selfish, and start as early as possible. Don’t do things you don’t want to do just to keep the peace or because friends and family are acting like your not being there is going to ruin their party/holiday/whatever. It’s ok to say no! It’s difficult, because we (everyone to an extent, but girls especially) are trained from birth to be Nice and Accommodating and Not A Difficult Bitch, but as soon as I started saying no to things I didn’t feel like doing it was honestly like losing a ton of crushing weight off my back. No, I don’t want to come on a ten day skiing holiday with you embarrassing alcoholic buffoons! No, I don’t want to spend months knitting you a lace wedding veil for free just because we have the same grandparents! Selfish is such a dirty word and it shouldn’t be. If the choice is between your happiness or someone else’s happiness on a matter as petty as it almost always is, retrain yourself to choose your own.

Recommend three songs?: No Beginning No End by Hawksley Workman (the song I stole Deepdarkwaters from), Back in the Crowd by Tom Waits, Desperanto by Marianne Faithfull.

[iceprinceofbelair]

yooo i was tagged by @avocadowrites and @overcome-chihoko which is hella exciting i love getting tagged in shit!!

Rules:

1. Always post the rules. 2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you. 3. Write 11 questions of your own. 4. Tag 11 people.

avocadowrites asked:

Favorite animal dogs!! but i also really love dolphins and elephants!!

Favorite foods! pizza i love pizza. and my dad makes really good veggie chilli ffff

Character you deeply relate to yuuri. he’s so god damn relatabe with his anxiety and imposter syndrome and also his crush on cute af figure skaters. and his binge eating like my dude i relate.

Favorite book and why a darker shade of magic because it’s so interesting and the worldbuilding is on point also the prince is bi af

Favorite outfit! my skating outfit is so co-ordinated bc i have a blue fleece and a blue bag and my trainers are black and purple and so is my coat and i feel very comfy

Most vivid and realistic dream ok my dude i’ve told this story before but basically my mum gave birth to a pineapple but i was the only one who knew and i won’t bore you with it omg but if u wanna know more hmu

Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person or not? yes i like to think i am.

Ghosts: real or not? y’know idk? maybe?

Favorite movie? dead poets society

Favorite dessert? hot chocolate fudge cake

3  things on your bucket list backpack around europe go see worlds before i die write a book

overcome-chihoko asked

1. Fandoms? yoi, james bond, figure skating are probs my mains tbh

2. Artist/beta/reader/writer/merch buyer/bystander? writer

3. favourite food pizza!!!

4. what’s your country and do you love it? why or why not scotland and yeah it’s pretty cool. we have some great scenery and we’re working rly hard on trans rights rn.

5. age/school grade 19, second year uni

6. what type of house are you living in rn student flat

7. favourite tumblr blog(s) everybody i’ve tagged are my faves tbh

8. any pets? no :((((

9. fav element as in scientifically or avatar style? scientifically: cobalt avatar: earth

10. aesthetics? yes/no? pretty stuff is pretty

11. have a nice day ahead, let’s get ready for dismissal, what’s your fav 3 characters from your main fandom rn viktor, yuuri, chris

Okay now I have to be creative

Q1: What’s your favourite planet? Q2: Do you speak any other languages? Q3: What’s your dream job? Q4: If you were choosing a new name for yourself, what would it be? Q5: Do you like flowers? Q6: Is there a nickname you’d like people to call you but have never asked? Q7: What colour would you dye your hair? Q8: What’s the best birthday you ever had? Q9: Do you play any instruments? Q10: Can you swim? Q11: What are you afraid of?

i don’t think i know 11 people????  but here goes @vntya @ladyespionage @beloved-key @rayrayswimusic @history-rover @queenofaburiedkingdom @rnrmurden @happidanni @gooberfeesh @awesomelymad @kittensnz

[saligiare]

Answer the 11 questions at the end of the post, Tag 11 people, and then write 11 questions for them to answer.

Tagged by: @neverparted

1) what song that best describes your current mood? Some Nights by FUN. Really living those awful ups and downs right now tbh.

2) what recent movie did you watch that made you stop and think? why? I barely remember the last movie I watched (I think it was Moana?). But... mh one movie that got me thinking hard back then was K-PAX. Still love it.

3) what are the five things you cannot leave home without? If you mean ‘leave’ as in ‘temporarily leave’, then...

tissues

a water bottle

my keys

....and that’s it, really. Tissues are the most essential though, tbh. Sue my chronic nose problems.

4) why did you decide to write your current muse? ( or your most active one, if you have more than one muse ^-^ ) Originally I once got the idea of writing a book that contains the seven sins as characters. I discovered Binsfield’s classification of demons and, because the first chapter I thought of included Asmodeus, decided to make him one of my main characters. (Said first chapter would involve a young uni student or nurse assisting a 90+ old lady at home entering said lady’s home and finding a horribly handsome young man naked in her bed. Turns out that gran Hannah had a steamy night with /the/ demon of lust. Hilarity, death and a lot of demonic shit ensures.) Uh yeah. And because I wanted to get to know this character better before actually writing a story about him, I made an rp account for him. Only for him, the other sins were mere side characters. I deleted his account after a while though (shoutout to @survival-is for sticking with me back then and even when I came back :3). Later, after my previous rp circle died down, I decided to revive him and all the other sins and make a multimuse blog.

5) do you think that chivalry is dead? why or why not? I don’t know? It’s a weird saying. Personally, I’ve known a few guys who defy that statement. But since chivalry is bordering the edge of misogyny for most people these days, I suppose that does not help make it live longer. Personally I prefer to call it “decent human behaviour and well manners” which, imo, should apply to all genders and sexes when interacting with each other.

6) if you could exchange lives with one historical figure, who would it be? why? I... none actually because I quite like having human rights as a woman, contraception, hot showers and Wifi, thanks. Though I wouldn’t say no to being an ancient Egyptian queen for just one day. But that’s mostly my inner nerd speaking. I appreciate the high comforts of modern society too much :,)

7) if someone cut in front of you while you were standing in line, what would you do? I live in Germany so tbh this is not a thing that I have to be afraid of happening lol But if it does happen, I call them out on it (politely at first), you bet.

8) what is the scariest thing that happened to you? Dude I do not even remember any of the things that happened to me yesterday. So what do I know? The recently most scary thing was me getting on an elevator after a doctor’s appointment and as the elevator went down it started shaking so freaking bad I thought for sure it was going to crash and I’d die. (Evidently it didn’t, but wow I was scared shitless)

9) what is your favorite urban legend?  I honestly don’t really know many urban legends. There’s nothing much in our region. But I can tell you my favourite fairytale :) It’s about how the stars came to be. Because you see, back in the day the sky was covering all of Earth, and it was always dark beneath it. Above it though, eternal light was shining and a choir of thousand voices was singing wonderful songs. From down below you can only see the underside of the sky, but up above the sky is so slippery that god has to lean on a wooden stick to not fall on it. Wandering the sky for thousands of years, this crutch left hundreds of holes in the sky floor, through which the light now shines down on Earth. Those are the stars. uvu

10) who do you ship your muse with? why?  Uh my major ships for my muses on this blog are:

Asmodeus/Amduscias I mean?? Is there even anything remotively like it? Bonfire Hearts got me in a tight grip still and we won’t let go of each other lol

Leviathan/Female Leviathan (aka Liv) because nothing makes my heart go like two ancient sea monsters and their tragic love story

Paimon/Luzifer which is mainly exploited in AUs but you know it’s out there in canon too and it’s real

Nithael/Luzifer of which we never see anything because Nithael is dead af

Other relevant ships to name are Amduscias/Luzifer (I need more of that), Dennis/Levi, Asmo/His vampire boy crew, Satan/Madeleine (which has only occured in my head so far and I think only Lani knows about them heh)

11) which do you prefer: ghosts, vampires, werewolves, or zombies? why?  Ghosts. Vampires are too cliché for my taste these days, zombies I’ve never liked because honestly I’m scared of that shit, and werewolves just.. bore me. Ghosts are cool tho. Ghosts can be very versatile.

my questions: 1) Did you have a favourite stuffed animal as a child? If so, do you still have it? What is it? 2) What was a movie series you started watching full of hope and excitement until the second or third one came out and you were awfully disappointed? 3) What is your favourite thing about yourself? 4) What is your favourite Disney song? 5) What is a character you’ve always wanted to make/rp but never got around to? 6) What is a song you connect with your current main muse? 7) Have you ever created an own character whom you then realised was a total Mary Sue/Gary Stu? 8) Pasta, rice or potatoes? 9) What age were you when you stopped running from your light switch to your bed after turning off the lights? 10) What do you think of the recent unicorn hype? 11) If you could be any fantastical creature of your own choice, what would you like to be?

Tagging: @promussecreta, @greatkingofthewest, @amusicas, @eternalandrei, @dennisparryghosthunter, @survival-is, @eveofsin, @willowwithdragonheartstring, @bookwicldcr, @faithsreward, @velvetandgoldgod

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

okay, so remember how i was telling you i was trapped in a 3day ‘how to find a job common sense and associated skills’ course that was draining my will to live bc it was incredulously condescending to be forced into it? mainly bc it was the most watered-down nonsense version of a) common sense, and b) the interactive skills and writing abilities we covered at uni... ? To be clear, the trainer was very good and fun, but like... i did not need to be there. It was downright insulting... well... the THIRD day, was on ‘how to do that interview’ and to do this activity... we basically were given this workbooklet + multichoice test, which included a series of fake jobs we had to ‘apply to’... the alternate choice was to find an actual job going, and ‘apply’ to that... to prove we could a) find a job, b) work out the ‘five things they are looking for’, and c) try to anticipate the questions they’d ask... [Also, if you actually wanted the job, this way you’d have ‘a panel of interviewers’ to ‘help you land it right’...] I used a booklet job, bc fuck it, it was easiest and i was bored af But this other chick (who spent most of the course fucking about on her phone) found a job for an ‘adult entertainment store’ So when she was reading the ad out, her five words, etc. it was fine. But then she was asked, ‘And what is the question you feel you would most likely be asked?’ [there was an example list in the booklet people were working off, i just made mine up based on the ad itself] Her: Uh, maybe ‘what made you apply for this position?’ Trainer: Good question, how would you answer it? Her: Probably... ‘cause it sounds like fun? And of course the room i laughing, but my brain was like... we cannot let this opportunity die. Me: Or, you could look the interviewer dead in the eyes and go (*drops voice*) The Staff Discount. They were a responsive group, laughed so hard I thought someone was going to piss themselves. It was a highlight of the whole nonsensical three days.

I don’t think anyone was anticipating it, which was why it was so funny.