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melodymunson · 1 year ago

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Kurt Kunkle x fem reader one shot- rock you like a hurricane

Word count: 3.9K

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shoutout to @steveslittlesunflower & @djoekeeryy for beta-reading my rough draft of this fic!

And thank you to my good friend and roleplay partner Dana for being my inspiration for writing some of this. She role plays Kurt Kunkle better than anyone else ever could! 💖

warnings: anal sex, rimjob, prostate massage, oral (male & female receiving), pegging, blowjob, eating pussy, rough sex p in v. Dark fic. Violence and harsh language. Knife kink.

As Kurt's #1 fan, you go out of your way to meet him and drive Spree with him. You go on to commit violent acts together and depravity. You show virgin Kurt the time of his life and he has all of his sexual firsts with you.

If you're not documenting yourself, it's simple; you just don't exist. -Kurt Kunkle's philosophy

When you met Kurt, you were at the Taco Stand in Los Angeles. His order was the same as yours, Taco truck's most famous burrito and Carnita asada fries. While waiting in line for your food at the truck, he told you about his online persona and account Kurtsworld96. Of course, you followed him. Although he claimed he was into doing porn and making adult content, you didn't believe him. Kurt was pretty good as a streamer, even if he seemed a little crazy. Part of his allure was his big brown eyes and his charisma. At first, he couldn't put his finger on it but he realized you were a comedian who did some shows at the Joke Box. The car he drove was pretty nice and you found out he did Spree as a career. You took him up on his offer of getting a ride. Soon after that, you exchanged numbers. The water bottles in his car were a decoy and he couldn't fool you. It was obvious he made them watertight with glue and made them airtight after injecting the water on the label so the customers would get poisoned. You told him you knew, and he simply laughed and agreed with you before telling you he wouldn't let you drink it, anyway. His live streams could be intense, but something about him always made you want to keep your eyes on the screen. One day, his streaming turned into doing live kills. Most of the comments ranged from "That can't be real" to "You are a total sociopath." You still didn't care, and you wanted him anyway, regardless. Soon after that, you gamed pretty often with him. It was a lot of fun. Sure, he sometimes made crude or weird comments about the game, but you just felt captivated by the way he talked and how he had such a way with words. "I'm gonna fuck you. Gonna fuck you so hard." That is what he told you as you were gaming. It turned you on and you challenged him to prove it, so one day he promised he would…

The ride to your place from your work was great with Kurt, besides his awful taste in music. You made him change the station to rock and soon you got him into Ozzy and Buckcherry. Another person requested his Spree services, and you told Kurt it was fine. Once the guy got picked up, he almost immediately became a problem. He couldn't stop saying the most sexist and vile shit that was racist. Kurt had talked a bit with you about going after someone together and killing them. This guy was the type that deserved it. As he did his livestream, he drove to a very secluded part of the outskirts of LA and stopped the car. The pissed-off racist dude complained about being in the wrong place, but you and Kurt weren't listening even as his rant became a tirade about stupid crap. Not thinking twice about it, Kurt took the drill in his car and turned it on, drilling it through the guy's head. Taking out the knife you had, you stabbed him repeatedly. Dragging him out of the car, you threw his lifeless body into the woods. Now that you were all covered in blood together, you cleaned up as best you could with towels and went back to your place to shower.

Kurt always had his camera around filming everything around him. Now that you were at his place, his camera was still rolling but not a livestream. He promised to turn off the feature as long as he could film offline because you promised him the kinkiest shower ever. With the video camera running, you stepped into your shower with a clear shower curtain and started the water. There was so much blood everywhere. As you cleaned up, you washed each other's bodies. Seeing you like this made Kurt feel so lucky. It was the first time he ever showered with a woman. Watching porn and jerking off was all he had before he met you. Some of the adult films he watched helped him understand more about the female anatomy and giving pleasure. His day was about to get even better as you knelt in front of him and stroked his cock. He let out loud gasps as he figured out what you were about to do to him. The tip of his cock was flush and pink. Taking him into your mouth, you sucked on just the tip and tapped it against your tongue. Already you loved his taste and as you took more of him into your mouth, he held your hair back for you. The taste of his cock was becoming addicting as he called you his 'good girl' and looked down at you with lust and wonder in his eyes. It was his first blowjob, and he was so glad it was you giving it to him. Rocking his hips into your mouth, you swallowed more and more of him, taking him inch by delicious inch until you were swallowing his cock whole as you massaged his prostate. Occasionally you and Kurt would look over into the camera, him smiling, and you waving. The crescent-shaped marks you were leaving on his hips made him cry out even louder for you and your mouth.

"Fuck, baby girl. Gonna cum. Want to cum so bad in your mouth," he growled as his thrusts with his hips became more forceful. Having you take his cock to the back of your throat repeatedly drove him wild. You breathed through your nose as you let him fuck your face roughly.

Suddenly he came inside of your mouth as he pulled out a little, feeling his cock twitching. You happily swallowed all of it, then kissed up his body until your lips met in a deep and passionate tongue-tangling kiss.

"Now it's your turn to go down on me," you told him firmly. You wouldn't take no for an answer.

Kurt was more than eager to please as you pushed him down onto his knees and he spread your pussy lips. He put your leg over his shoulder and finger fucked you with perfect precision. As he listened to your pretty moans, he licked and sucked on your clit as he continuously fingered you.

"So fucking good Kurt. What a good boy you are," you praised him as you held onto the wall and looked into the camera with the biggest smile on your face.

"Tastes so good. I need your pussy."

Your taste drove him wild, and he was so addicted to your body, especially your pussy. The sounds of him sucking and licking you, combined with the pretty noises of pleasure you were making for him, practically made your legs shake with desire. Never did he have such a gorgeous woman to please and to give him pleasure. It was just something he didn't think was possible. With you, he felt like he had found the right person. Someone to understand his passion and his desire to kill and didn't judge him for it. You both had a taste for rough sex and being dominant but also submissive. He sucked your clit and ate you out like it was his last meal. He turned you around and pushed you up against the shower wall as he slapped your ass and spread your cheeks. He licked your pussy from behind and fingered your ass. Even as you came undone, he wouldn't stop getting you off and overstimulated you with his tongue. Your moans for him grew even louder. Before licking up your body, he tongued your ass and fingered it as he slapped your ass until it turned red, then met your lips in a forceful kiss. Tasting yourself from his lips as your mouths collided, you pulled him in close.

The next day after breakfast in bed you felt like you wanted to show him your true dominant side so you confessed to him about what you wanted.

"I want to fuck you, Kurt. You want to fuck me, Kurtie?"

"Yes please!"

"I want to fuck your ass," you admitted, sounding very sure of yourself.

He gulped slightly as he thought about the prospect of doing that with you.

"If you do that and I'm a good boy for you, will you let me fuck your pussy after?" He pleaded with big wide puppy dog eyes.

"Only if you are a good boy for me."

You finished up quickly with him in the shower and dried off, going right back to your bedroom and going into your drawers to find your strap-on. It was 9 inches and red. Kurt looked at the toy with awe in his eyes and got into position on the bed for you and you put it on for him. The camera stayed running and was put on a tripod. Later you planned to upload it to only fans.

"You are going to love my big cock, Kurt. Don't worry, I'll use lots of lube for you too."

There was no doubt you were rocking Kurt's world, and you knew he liked it dirty. Everything you did with your mouth to him was incredible. Kurt craved your mouth and had an oral fixation. Whether you were sucking on a lollipop or a popsicle, he always imagined it was your lips on his dick. Before you would claim his ass with your fake cock, you wanted to tease him and get him hard again by giving him more head- the head you knew he loved so much.

Putting your lips on the tip of his cock, you kissed it and licked the head, swirling your tongue around with eagerness. As you did this, Kurt gasped rather loudly. Your mouth was like magic to him and he was craving you so badly. Sucking even more of him into your mouth, you established a steady motion bobbing up and down. This drove him wild as he clenched the bed sheets beneath him. Once he hit the back of your throat, you gagged and he lifted his hips, bucking into your mouth. The act itself made you insatiable for him. Even if he didn't have your skills to compare to anyone else's, he knew you were a pro. The sucking sounds you made and the lewd gasps as you let him fill your throat with his hardness made him whimper for you. Tickling his balls and playing with them, you hollowed out your cheeks, sucking him like a pro. Drool and spit ran down your mouth and you came up for air.

"That's enough for now, Kurtie. I'm going to please your ass next. Get you ready for my toy."

"Yes, please."

Licking a stripe down his ass, you licked his ass at a steady pace, wanting him to feel your tongue so expertly. The way he was groaning let you know he was feeling good because of your tongue. After a couple of minutes of this and him moaning softly, you stopped just to tease him.

Once the toy got lubed up, you got closer to him on the bed and stroked his cock, massaging his prostate for him. He whimpered already from the contact and his ass muscles clenched in anticipation of finally feeling your big fake cock fuck his ass. As you got the lube on your fingers and inside of his tight hole, you rubbed it around, massaging him, making him gasp from the pure ecstasy and sensations of it all.

Lining up at his entrance, you gave his ass a slap which earned a cry of pleasure mixed with pain from him as he was face down, ass up for you.

"Hold on tight for me baby, it's going to be a wild ride," you promised him, sticking the tip of the fake cock into his ass. It gently slid into him and stretched him out. His ass took to your strap oh so well and you held onto his hips as you moved deeper and even deeper inside his tight hole. His face was now on the pillows, turned sideways as he let you have your way with him. Kurt wouldn't do this with anyone else- just with you because you were his special girl.

Once you adjusted inside his ass, you began pounding away and slapping his ass, too. Kurt looked into the mirror as you fucked his now wide and open gaping hole. As he took your cock, you cried out in pleasure from the feeling of fucking his tight ass hole.

"Please fuck me hard, miss," Kurt begged.

"Shut up Kurt. I will tell you what you are getting, and you will learn to like it."

Deciding he had earned a punishment for back talking, you slapped his ass again, even harder this time. Being dominant was your specialty, and this situation certainly called for it. His groans became even louder as you fucked him good and at a leisurely pace. Once you thought he had enough of the slightly slower pace, you picked up and went deeper into his ass, pounding him at full force.

"Fuck, miss I love it," he dared to utter and gasp in pleasure.

Since he had been a fairly well-behaved boy, you stroked his cock for him, wanting him to receive ultimate pleasure. His cock bounced as you rutted into him and already the tip was leaking pre-cum. Stopping, you admonished him before continuing.

"Call me mommy, Kurt."

"Yes, mommy. Please, Mommy," he begged you, looking at the wall, not daring to dare a glance at you without permission first.

"Yes, mommy what?"

"Yes, mommy, I need you."

You pounded into him again, showing no mercy and raking your fingernails down his back, your other hand slapping his ass as he took you to the hilt. Kurt was having the time of his life and you were glad to give it to him. Being a master mommy dom for Kurt was your specialty. As his cries got louder, your thrusts got even deeper.

It was becoming a little unbearable for him because he hadn't experienced such a good fuck like this before. The sensations were new and intense for him, but his groans let you know you were working his ass just right. The way you pounded his ass was filthy and his cock needed some relief from the tension and attention too because of how pent-up he was for you.

"So good, miss. Please more," he pleaded with you as he looked at you with doe-like eyes.

Giving into his desires, you caressed his cock and stroked it, getting him to full hardness. You needed to fuck him soon, and his cock was already dripping with pre-cum. The harness you were using gave you pleasure as well as the vibrating setting on it could be felt on your clit.

"Yeah, you like it rough huh, like getting pounded for once?" You chided him for being the ultimate dom.

Putting him in his place was just what he needed, and you were going to get him to ultimately submit to you. With more thrusts, you drove him closer to the verge. Kurt whined so prettily for you as you felt the vibration stimulate your clit and bring you over the edge as you stroked his cock.

Pulling out unexpectedly, you threw the strap to the side and flipped him over, and hovered over his cock, your wet folds eager to take him inside. Sinking onto his cock, you let out a satisfied sigh.

"Does that feel good, Kurt? Huh? You love my fake cock and also my tight pussy, right?" You admonished him as you cupped his jaw and rode him.

"Yes, mistress. Love it all. Just want to be fucked so good. I love your pussy," he whined as you pinned his hands down, taking full control of him.

Your breasts bounced as you rode him hard, loving that you were still in control and taking the reins. Kurt loved it too and wanted to have you do whatever you wanted to him. He would fully submit and gladly be what you needed him to be.

Reaching over onto the nightstand, you picked up a small pocket knife you had and revealed the silver and shiny blade. It was glistening under the light and Kurt gasped as he saw it. Before you had talked about having a knife, kink and you both agreed you would use a knife someday when the moment was right just to tease each other.

"You gonna use that one me?" He questioned with wide-blown eyes, his hands behind his head.

"I am just going to tease you with it, baby."

Taking the knife, you held it up against his chest in between his nipples. Sucking one of his nipples into your mouth, you mewled and whimpered as the knife blade gently pressed into his skin. It was cold, and he shivered in anticipation of what was to come next. You just let his cock rest inside you, cockwarming him as you held the knife in the same place and paid equal attention to both nipples. Kurt's groans increased as you moved the blade to his arm, running it along his skin lightly. You stopped at his hand.

"Let's make a blood pact," you suggested with a dark glint in your eyes.

Kurt just nodded at this. Cutting yourself first, you let the blood drip down onto his stomach and then cut his finger. Pressing your finger up against his, you made a pact at that moment. You would never give him up or abandon him and you knew he wouldn't leave you.

"To us. Together forever," you proudly proclaimed.

"Against all others," he responded with fascination in his tone.

You then sucked his finger and let him suck yours clean of the blood as you moved again on top of him riding his cock.

Taking some rope, you tied his hands to the bedpost and smiled into the camera. From all this stimulation, he was getting close to his release. That wouldn’t happen though until he made you cum for him. Your pleasure was so important and Kurt was willing and eager to please you in every way possible. Kissing him with bloody lips, you finger fucked yourself, inching your way closer to release. A tingling sensation inside of you and fullness was emerging.

“Oh, fuck, I’m gonna squirt!” You cried out as you grew closer to release.

Kurt just whined happily in response. Your fingers hit the right spot to drive you over the edge as you slammed into him, making the bed creak and headboards move.

“Yes, squirt for me,” he growled as he bucked his hips and watched you touch yourself.

Lewd and illicit moans escaped your lips as he groaned loudly, sounding so pretty for you as you rode his cock without mercy. The sounds you made caused his cock to twitch inside of you. Just then, you felt your release wash over you and you squirted for him, causing Kurt to moan.

“Fill me up, Kurt. Do it now. Fuck!” You gasped as you relentlessly fucked his brains out.

“That squirting was so hot,” he whimpered as he felt his cock leak pre-cum.

His thrusts were sloppy as he filled you up to the brim, coating your inner walls with his delicious seed. Collapsing on top of him in satisfaction, you caught your breaths as your hearts continued to race. You lay like that for a while, letting him rest inside of you.

From that moment on, you had the craziest sex together and fucked before and after every kill. Some people were innocent, others were scum bags. The urge to kill was all that mattered. Getting away with murder was glorious. Some people were run over, others were stabbed to death or shot. Some were even burned, and the evidence was easy to cover up- at least for a while. One of the most memorable kills meant a lot to you because it was your ex-boyfriend. That kill you dragged it out and made him suffer for as long as possible. There were so many tools and apparatus to use and you made good of them all. From using pliers and a screwdriver to nail guns and acid, you made him pay.

Once Kurt was caught and arrested, you planned to show up at his trial and be there for him as his biggest supporter. Despite your objections, he took all the credit for the killings. The trial declared him guilty on all counts of murder and they sentenced him to 10 years and 2 consecutive sentences. Once in prison, he wrote to you and called you every day. When he got a cell phone and snuck into prison, you sent him sexy nudes and he did the same for you. You visited him and had conjugal visitations. Even with the cameras on and people watching, you had the most mind-blowing sex ever. It was some of the best sex of your life. You even married him in prison. Once he got out, you knew he would make up for lost time. You eventually became a guard at the prison and got to see him every single day and fuck as often as possible. He was rough with you and you were the same way with him. The other inmates were probably jealous, but soon enough, you and Kurt escaped. Once out of prison, you established new identities and moved to another country to get a fresh new start. Until the killings started up again, that is. No matter what, you wouldn't let him go.

He had made a vow in prison he would no longer kill just anyone. Only the people who deserved it. Before he met you someone he had driven with spree a comedian Jesse confronted him. She tried to kill him, but he got away. It was a regret of his letting her get away, but he would move on. Newly established someplace safe with him, you promised each other you would stay together no matter what. To make things official, you had a small and private ceremony with Kurt streaming it for his followers. No one knew where the undisclosed location was, but it was a wondrous and beautiful event.

Neither of you needed extra income since you had streams and paid ones, making tons of sexy videos and live streams together. You used the dark web for your kills together and always wore masks to keep it discreet. When killing, you would keep your rings on a necklace to still show your love but not to give anything away to anyone who might recognize either of you. Leaving your families and old lives behind, you lived for each other. Having so many chances to kill and get away with it was the best. Only the most extreme crimes you saw fit to punish. The worst being cold-blooded murderers and molesters. Finding each victim carefully, you had them meet their demise. Kurt even became a hitman for hire. Eventually, though, you both stopped killing and settled down just living normal lives. Life went on pretty much normally, but you remembered fondly and would sometimes reminisce about old times. Never staying in any place too long, you traveled and just lived life one day at a time together.

soundtrack:

Crazy Bitch and Fuck It I Don't Care by Buckcherry

Rock you like a hurricane by the Scorpions

Closer by Nine Inch Nails

Hatefuck by Motionless In White

Crazy Town - Butterfly (Come to my lady)

Heathens by Halestorm

(You Drive Me) Crazy Britney Spears

Let's go crazy by Prince and the Revolution

Mad by Cassie Steele

Crazy Train and Diary of a Madman by Ozzy

THE TALKING HEADS - PSYCHO KILLER…

TEARS FOR FEARS - MAD WORLD…

PIXIES - WHERE IS MY MIND…

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senoraackerman · 2 years ago

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You & Geto dating HC’s

Back at it again (do I have a life? The answer is no)

WARNINGS: fluff and the tinniest bit of smut

This man is the sweetest person alive (pretending he didn’t massacre a whole village 🥰)

Loves watching soccer matches with your family (did y’all see Miami vs FC Dallas-)

We have establish he is a club America fan(shameless promo to my Geto meeting your parents HC)

Likes cooking for you

Those meals >>>

Let’s you braid his hair

Well he lets you do anything in general to him

You take full advantage of that (pause)

When you’re on your period this man does everything in his power to make the week easier on you

Food? Got you covered

Space? He’s gone

Cramps? Heating pad on full blast

Loves tagging along to carne asadas

Aunts are gossiping

The kids are sleeping on chairs

Someone is on Facebook live

They let geto take on the grill (so hot omg)

Loves playing video games with you (and gojo also joins the voice call)

You love when he stretches in the morning and his shirt rides up a bit to reveal his ripped abs and v line (I got pregnant from writing that)

Just like my baby girl nanami, he learns Spanish for you (back again with the shameless promo of my HC’s)

This man sleeps so soundly.

Like stays in place and doesn’t budge

Heavy ass sleeper (he just like me)

Wakes up to see you sleeping on top of him

Loves fucking you while you’re asleep (with permission of course)

I feel like he enjoys salty food

(I suddenly can’t name a dish as an example)

Every two weeks on Sunday you both clean your shared apartment with Spanish music (y’all KNOW what I mean)

Likes it when you take control of a situation (do what you will with that)

Loves, loves, LOVES watching you do your skin care routine

He eventually has one of his own

He enjoys watching novelas with you (mi corazón es tuyo >>>>>>>)

Uno matches between you guys were banned (he puts a 4+ card every damn time)

You both have a pair of matching doc martens (real)

Once again, he’s so sweet (a little too sweet to strangers 🧍🏻‍♀️)

Feeds some of the cats in the apartment complex

You start a listening session on Spotify with Geto

Like you’ll be sketching in your notebook in the living room and he’ll be in your bedroom playing on his PlayStation with one earbud in listening

You both have a playlist together with your favorite songs

Will get you little knick knacks

A small porcelain tea set. It’s placed on a shelf in the living room.

A funko pop of your favorite character sits on top of your drawers

Absolutely LOVES when you comb his hair with your fingers

He can fall asleep JUST FROM THAT

moans softly as you do😏

Wakes up unexpectedly around four in the morning to see that you’re still awake playing roblox on your phone

He just squints and turns back around to sleep

Good at karaoke (he told me himself)

Loves going on late drives to get food with you (another shameless promo to you and geto in the car)

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A/N

It is in fact five in the morning and I’m about to go to sleep. This post will go up later today. Goodnight.

(It is now later in the day)

Y’all already KNOW my husband choso is coming up next

Also thank you for 61 followers! ❤️

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heaven-s-black-box · 7 months ago

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Inadequate- Okumura x male!Reader

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Recovery date: December 20th, 2024

Description: S I'm the simp of Koushuu, unfortunately I deleted my blog, but I noticed that requests are open again. Can I ask for some comfort after having a paranoid breakdown about being insufficient as a pitcher with Koushuu and a male S/O? It may be just HC since the fics are more complicated :'v RI repeat, I hope I'm not being picky.

Notes: CW descriptive panic attack and lots of stuttering Recovered in conjunction with an anonymous researcher, we thank them for their contributions. So, Koushuu might be a bit OOC? We've seen him comfort Asada, so i kind of tried to base it around that? Also, funny you should send this ask because this happened to me fairly recently so... ya, based on personal experience.

Word count: 883

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Something was wrong today, Okumura could feel it. Y/n wasn’t speaking up in class as much today, and when he did speak it was usually short answers. When he went on, sometimes his voice would break or turn into a whine, but it wasn’t constant. At lunch he’d gotten into a heated debate with Seto over the book they were reading for class, he’d seemed normal then, but when Okumura had approached him on the way to practice his voice had been croaky. Sometimes Y/n’s eyes would go glassy too, like he was about to cry, and his breathing would become choppy.

It came to a head when Kawamkami came by his room that night.

“Nori!” Miyuki greeted, “Want me to catch for you?”

“Sure, but first, can I talk to Okumura for a second?”

He looked up from his notebook to find Kawamaki still standing in the doorway. The upperclassman motioned for him to come outside, and he followed hesitantly.

Once the door was closed, Nori spoke again.

“Could you… go check on Y/n?”

“Is something wrong?”

“He’s crying, and… possibly having a panic attack. I figured since you two are close you might be able to help.”

Okumura nodded. “I will, thank you for telling me.”

“Ya, no problem. Here,” Nori handed over his room key, “so you can get in. I’ll hang out here so you can give it back.”

“Hm.”

The catcher jogged off towards Y/n’s room. It was quiet, but as he approached the door he could hear faint sobbing and hyperventilating.

As carefully as possible, he opened the door. It creaked, and Y/n curled in on himself to muffle the sounds. He was also clearly trying to calm his breath, which only resulted in fits of sharp inhales punctuated by the occasional snort. The lump on his bed was shaking heavily, so much so that the bed rattled against the wall with every sharp breath.

“Y/n?”

Okumura closed the door, returning the room to darkness.

“O-Oku-mura?” Y/n rolled onto his back, letting the catcher clearly see how each breath shook him.

“Nori-senpai came to get me-”

A soft whine cut him off before Y/n began gasping for breath again, letting out uneven sobs.

He kicked off his shoes and sat next to Y/n, finally being close enough to see his tear streaked cheeks in the dark room.

“Come here,” he whispered, helping Y/n sit up and pulling him into a hug. “Do you want to talk about it?”

“I don’t know why I’m here,” Y/n sobbed. Okumura waited for him to continue after another fit of choked inhales. “I ca-can’t d-do any-anything.”

“That’s not true.”

“I know that.”

Y/n hiccuped again and pulled away from Okumura. The catcher let him go, knowing he was probably feeling a little claustrophobic.

“It just-” Another fit of sharp inhales and snorts as he tries to catch his breath. Okumura began to gently rub his back. “It’s just so- so effortl-less t-to the o-other-s. I me-mean… go-god I sou-sound li-like a-a di-ick.”

Y/n ran a hand down his face, then pushed his hair back. He was covered in sweat.

Okumura reached for the water bottle on the ground next to his bed and handed it over.

“Catch your breath.”

Carefully, Y/n took a few sips of water. His hands were shaking still but his breathing was more even and there were less hiccups.

“When I-I’m in the bullpen, next to Sawa-mura-se-enpai and Furuya-se-enpai, I feel so out o-of place. And I just… I started wondering why I was here and then Nori-senpai was here and-” Y/n’s breathing sped up again and he stumbled over another sob. It shook his body enough that he spilt water on himself, so Okumura took the bottle and put the cap back on. “I feel like such an ass,” he wailed.

“Hey,” Okumura grabbed Y/n’s hand, “this is hard, but you’re doing great. I love catching for you, and I’m not just saying that as your boyfriend. Yui says catching for you is fun too. You won’t be the best right away, not everyone is a freak who can carry four tires at the crack of dawn.” That made Y/n laugh. “You just need to get used to this. One step at a time, right?”

“One- One step at a- time.” Y/n leaned his forehead against Okumura’s shoulder and took a deep breath, letting it out in short bursts between hiccups. “Can I have more water?”

Okumura handed it over wordlessly.

He’d never really understood it, his mother had tried to explain that Y/n didn’t realize the effort he put in even though Okumura recognized he tried harder than most. When that effort wasn’t enough, Y/n felt like he wasn’t trying hard enough and didn’t feel like he could try any harder. His hard effort made things feel natural, and so being asked for effort felt daunting.

He still didn’t understand, but he didn’t have to know what to say. He’s always hated liars, and so he’ll tell him the truth. Hopefully, that’ll be enough.

“Thank you,” Y/n said softly.

“All I said was the truth.”

“Ya… but, still. Thanks for being here with me.”

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silvermoon424 · 2 years ago

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My manga collection (October 2023)

I did a post detailing my manga collection back in 2021, but it's grown a lot since then so I figured I'd make a new post! It was also a good time to do so because we're repainting my room and while there's usually a ton of anime merch in front of the books on my shelves, now it's all been packed up. So there's a clear look at the books without me having to move anything, lol.

Anyway, without further adieu, here we go! My manga collection is largely shoujo (specifically magical girls) and horror manga.

Pet Shop of Horrors by Matsuri Akino

Pet Shop of Horrors: Tokyo by Matsuri Akino

The Clique by Yishan Li

Frozen II manga by Arina Tanemura

Dark Metro by Tokyo Calen and Yoshiken

Yokai Rental Shop by Shin Mashiba

Confidential Confessions by Reiko Momochi

Pichi Pichi Pitch (aka Mermaid Melody) by Michiko Yokote and Pink Hanamori

Magical Girl Site by Kentaro Sato

Reiko the Zombie Shop by Rei Mikamoto

Les Miserables (manga adaptation) by TszMei Lee

Nightmares for Sale by Kaoru Ohashi

Presents by Kanako Inuki

Mail by Housui Yamazaki

Dark Water by Meimu

Tale of a White Night by Tooko Miyagi

Goth by Otsuichi and Kendi Oiwa

Beautiful People by Mitsukazu Mihara

Attack on Titan: No Regrets by Gun Snark and Hikaru Suruga

In Clothes Called Fat by Moyoco Anno

A Girl on the Shore by Inio Asano

Bride of Deimos by Etsuko Ikeda and Yuuho Ashibe

Limit by Keiko Suenobu

Helter Skelter by Kyoko Okazaki

Dolls omnibus (in Japanese) by Yumiko Kawahara

Ibitsu by Haruto Ryo

A God Somewhere (Western comic) by John Arcudi and Peter Snejbjerg

Beauty (Western comic) by Hubert and Kerascoët

Ah! My Goddess by Kōsuke Fujishima

Only One Wish by Mia Ikumi

Higurashi When They Cry: Festival Accompanying Arc by Karin Suzuragi

Chronicles of the Grim Peddler by Lee Jeoun-A

PTSD Radio by Masaaki Nakayama

Elfen Lied by Lynn Okamoto

Ikigami: The Ultimate Limit by Motoro Mase

Happy Sugar Life by Tomiyaki Kagisora

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood by Hirohiko Araki

An Ojamajo Doremi artbook (in Japanese)

Mermaid Saga by Rumiko Takahashi

Dolls by Yumiko Kawahara

Maid-sama by Hiro Fujiwara

Franken Fran by Katsuhisa Kigitsu

Hell Girl by Miyuki Eto

Gurren Lagann by Kotaro Mori

Doll by Mitsukazu Mihara

Mantis Woman by Senno Knife

Various Sailor Moon artbooks from the anime, manga illustrations by Naoko Takeuchi, and fan artbooks

Sailor Moon Eternal Edition by Naoko Takeuchi

Sailor V Eternal Edition by Naoko Takeuchi

Puella Magi Madoka Magica by Hanokage

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: The Different Story by Hanokage

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: The Wraith Arc by Hanokage

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: The Rebellion Story by Hanokage

Puella Magi Oriko Magica by Kuroe Mura

Puella Magi Oriko Magica: Sadness Prayer by Kuroe Mura

Puella Magi Tart Magica by Golden Pe Done

Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story by Fuji Fujino

Assorted PMMM and Magia Record artbooks

Pokemon Adventures (aka Pokemon Special) by Hidenori Kusaka and Mato/Satoshi Yamamoto. I own the complete set of the RBG, Yellow, GSC, FRLG, Emerald and HGSS arcs as well as a few volumes from the RS, DP, and Black/White arcs.

Various Pokemon 4koma (in Japanese)

Pokemon: I Choose You by Ryo Takamisaki

Phantom Thief Pokemon 7 by Miho Asada

The Rise of Darkrai by Ryo Takamisaki

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Adventure by Shigekatsu Ihara

The Electric Tale of Pikachu by Toshihiro Ono

The Art of Pokemon Adventures by Satoshi Yamamoto (both English and Japanese versions)

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Ginji's Rescue Team by Makoto Mizobuchi

Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea by Makoto Mizobuchi

Various Junji Ito Manga:

Dissolving Classroom

Fragments of Horror

The Liminal Zone

Sensor

Black Paradox

Gyo

Uzumaki

Tomie

Deserter

Tombs

Lovesickness

Smashed

Shiver

Frankenstein

Remina

Venus in the Blind Spot

No Longer Human

Twisted Visions (artbook)

Uzumaki coloring book

Uzumaki (original printing) by Junji Ito

Museum of Terror by Junji Ito

Soichi by Junji Ito

The Drifting Classroom by Kazuo Umezu

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency by Hirohiko Araki

Orochi by Kazuo Umezu

Be Very Afraid of Kanoko Inuki! by Kanoko Inuki

Wonderland by Yugo Ishikawa

Shadows House by Somato

I Had That Sane Dream Again by Yoru Sumino

Is Love the Answer? by Uta Isaki

Nightmare Inspector by Shin Mashiba

The Ring by Misao Inagaki

Wonder House of Horrors by Miyako Cojima

Puella Magi Suzune Magica by GAN

Puella Magi Kazumi Magica by Masaki Hiramatsu and Takashi Tensugi

Magia Record: Another Story by U35

I also have some manga in storage like Inuyasha and Kitchen Princess, but that's about it!

#my collection #manga collection #manga collector #manga

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angelcakez · 4 months ago

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went out to eat for dinner after award ceremony :0 i goted carne asada fries an vigin stawby daqri and mom got birria taco n margarita

food was v yummyyyy an i hav leftvers fr tmorw

#🩷talks #sfw agere #sfw agedre #agere blog #sfw age regression #age regression #agere #sfwagere #food

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cosmickid-inmotion · 4 months ago

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Thinking about the time i went to a gay bar and ordered a giant order of carne asada nachos and just was having some v strong drinks and eating and enjoying the music and *view* (hot guys dancing)

And this guy comes up to me and starts trying to talk to me (at this point im presenting fem)

I look at him and say "I'm just tryna eat my nachos" like a straight up bitch bc i thought i was being talked up.

he says "I'm gay"

I immidiatly change my tune, invite him to sit with me and we end up getting plastered that night for hours before parting ways

man i miss san diego sometimes ;-;

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daniazakura · 2 years ago

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I went to get lunch today at this burrito stand I always go to. While waiting for my food I was talking to the owner, and he started telling me about some of his regular customers orders and how he's gotten used to must of them... untin one day. There was this one guy that apparently, the dude ordered a burrito filled with e v e r y t y p e o f m e a t.

The owner asked him if he was sure, and the guy replied "Y e s. I want the chicken, carnitas, asadas, lengua, tripa, al pastor, ALL OF THEM." To which the owner just said... "Do... you want a heart attack or something?!" And then proceeded to prepare this insane burrito... or should I say... burrote?

Anyways, I 100% believe that customer was Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation and he just wanted the authentic Meat Tornado. LOL

#parks and rec #the meat tornado is real

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mercadooliva · 3 months ago

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SECRETOS DE PARRILLA Evita estos 5 errores comunes - MERCADO OLIVA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmh1yNThzRs ¡No seas un principiante en la parrilla! 🍖 En este video te enseñamos los 5 errores más comunes que arruinan una buena carne asada en Argentina. Evita el frío de la carne, la parrilla fría, y el exceso de volteos para lograr un asado perfecto. Aprende a sellar la carne y a dejarla reposar para disfrutar de cortes jugosos y sabrosos. ¡Transforma tu técnica de parrilla y sorprende a tus amigos y familiares en tu próxima reunión asada! No olvides darle like y compartir este video con tus apasionados de la parrilla. ¡Disfruta de la tradición argentina mientras mejoras tus habilidades! 🇦🇷🔥 #ParrillaArgentina #AsadoPerfecto #ErroresComunes #CocinaArgentina #TipsDeCocina

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felixchuycov · 8 months ago

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Семья

"Не дорога красота, а дорог ум"

Вепсская народная пословица

"Если драка неизбежна – бей первым"

Русский народный обычай

А говорили, вроде:

Все думы – о народе...

Феликс Чуйков

10 декабря 2024 года

https://bloknot.ru/obshhestvo/asad-siti-po-informatsii-ft-semya-asada-priobrela-v-moskve-nedvizhimost-na-summu-40-mln-dollarov-1366867.html

СССР

Союз республик без границ и пропускных пунктов.

Одна шестая мира без войны.

Общенародная собственность на всё государственное. Личная собственность на всё личное.

Законодательная власть принадлежит народу в селе, в городе, в области, в республике, в Союзе. Исполнительная власть отчитывается перед народом в селе, в городе, в области, в республике, в Союзе.

В общенародно праздничные дни порядок поддерживают приветливые милиционеры в праздничной форме, а не хмурые полицаи в бронежилетах с дубинками.

История страны предстаёт осмысленным прогрессивным процессом, а не, как теперь, хаотичной вереницей несчастных случаев, грабежей, разбоев и убийств на фоне военно-полевого курса рубля.

Армия народная, а не наёмная.

��уд народный, а не независимый от народа.

Образование бесплатное для всех. Стипендия — 50 рублей, единый проездной билет — 6 рублей, метро — 5 копеек, трамвай — 3 копейки, в наземном транспорте билеты откручиваешь сам, сколько надо, хлеб — 20 копеек, ржаной — 14, килограмм картошки — 10 копеек, тетрадка — 2 копейки, коробок спичек — 1 копейка, на каждом товаре написана цена, одна в любом магазине. Поэтому улицы не залеплены призывами «Возьми меня со скидкой!».

На каждом предприятии есть профсоюзная организация, за счёт которой дети в летние и зимние каникулы отдыхают бесплатно.

Здравоохранение бесплатное. Вопросы общенародного значения общенародно решаются сообща в рамках одной политической организации, а не в постановочных телепоединках и телетолпинках вне общепринятых норм человеческой морали.

СССР — это общенародное единство не на словах, а на деле, это уверенность в человеке, уверенность в обществе, уверенность в своей власти, это надёжная экономическая основа для свободы выбора своего, а не чужого, жизненного пути. СССР — это достижимая мечта завтрашнего дня, это могучая и добрая воля людей всего мира!

Долой кризис! Да здравствует революция! Да здравствует советская власть!

Феликс Чуйков

06 ноября 2015 года

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creamfilledchurros · 1 year ago

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Crispy Delight: How to Make the Perfect Buñuelos at Home

It was during a lively tamalada in New York, with friends from Texas and New Mexico, that I found the joy of making buñuelos at home. These buñuelos were more than just food; their cinnamon crispness took me to a festive world I had never seen before. As we mixed the ingredients, which reminded me of tortilla dough but had a special festive touch, we watched them turn into crispy delights in hot oil. Each piece, coated in cinnamon-sugar, became slightly chewy and wonderfully airy. They were amazing with honey or dipped in rich sauces. I'll show you how to make buñuelos that are perfectly crispy and sweet. If you're looking to make the best buñuelos or just want to try a new recipe, these will become a favorite. They’re perfect with syrup or just plain.

A Sweet Introduction to Buñuelos

Exploring Tex-Mex cuisine, I found buñuelos, a hidden gem. These sweets bring the Spanish dessert legacy to Latin America and San Antonio's festivals. They weave a unique cultural story. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmReBMq6MeE The Cultural Significance of Buñuelos in Tex-Mex Cuisine Tex-Mex offers more than enchiladas and carne asada. The Spanish dessert tradition shines in the crunch of buñuelos. These treats are vital at Christmas and New Year's, carrying a cultural heritage. Originating from Spanish Sephardic Jews, they thrive in Latin America's lively events. My First Encounter with Buñuelos at a Tamalada I stumbled upon buñuelos unexpectedly in New York, at a festive tamalada. Someone suggested pairing our meal with buñuelos. Unlike sopapillas, buñuelos offered a unique, warm, sugary crunch. Each bite drew me closer to Tex-Mex flavors. Exploring Authentic vs. Tex-Mex Buñuelos Recipe Variations Authentic and Tex-Mex buñuelos differ in ingredients and the feelings they evoke. The original's simplicity allows for playful Tex-Mex twists, like adding citrus zest. This shows the love and creativity buñuelos inspire. Taking that first bite of a warm, cinnamon-coated buñuelo, I realized that every crunchy morsel was steeped in tradition yet brimming with new possibilities.

Buñuelos Recipe: A Step-by-Step Guide

Homemade Buñuelos Yields: Approximately 12-15 buñuelos Prep Time: 30 minutes (including resting time) Cook Time: 5-10 minutes Estimated Cost: $5 - $10 Estimated Calories (per buñuelo): 150-200 calories (depending on size and toppings) Equipment: Large mixing bowl Whisk or fork Rolling pin Large skillet or deep fryer Tongs or slotted spoon Paper towels Baking sheet or wire rack Ingredients: All-purpose flour: 2 cups Baking powder: 1 teaspoon Salt: 1/2 teaspoon Ground cinnamon: 1/4 teaspoon (optional) Warm water: 3/4 cup (may need slightly more or less) Vegetable oil For frying Cinnamon sugar: For coating (mix granulated sugar and ground cinnamon) Instructions: Combine dry ingredients: In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, salt, and cinnamon (if using). Add water: Gradually add the warm water to the dry ingredients, mixing with a fork or your hands until a soft dough forms. If the dough is too dry, add a tablespoon or two more water. Knead and rest: Knead the dough on a lightly floured surface for 2-3 minutes until smooth. Cover the dough with a damp towel and let it rest for 20-30 minutes. - Shape the buñuelos: Divide the dough into small balls (about golf ball size). Roll each ball out into a thin circle or oval shape. Fry: Heat about 1-2 inches of oil in a large skillet or deep fryer to 350-375°F. Carefully fry the buñuelos one or two at a time until golden brown and puffed, about 1-2 minutes per side. Drain and coat: Remove the buñuelos with tongs or a slotted spoon and drain on paper towels. Immediately toss them in cinnamon sugar to coat. Notes & Tips: Dough Consistency: The dough should be soft and pliable but not too sticky. Adjust water as needed. Oil Temperature: Use a thermometer to monitor oil temperature for consistent results. Frying in Batches: Avoid overcrowding the pan to maintain a steady oil temperature. Serving Variations: Serve buñuelos warm with toppings like honey, whipped cream, ice cream, or your homemade caramel sauce! Starting to make homemade buñuelos feels like opening a treasured family ritual in your kitchen. I'm thrilled to share an easy buñuelos recipe that truly captures its spirit. Think of the dough as a blank canvas, similar to making flour tortillas. Turning flour, water, and sugar into something amazing is magical. Our Mexican buñuelos recipe is spiced up with a citrus twist from San Antonio's Mi Tierra. Adding orange juice brings a zing, making each bite of the traditional buñuelos recipe unforgettable. After letting the dough rest, we roll out the balls until they're thin. Then, they're ready to fry.

The bubbles fighting to the surface signal excitement, hinting at the crunch to come. When buñuelos turn golden brown, we coat them in melted butter and orange-cinnamon sugar. This mix of textures and flavors is what we're all after. Our step-by-step buñuelos making guide encourages even beginners to try making buñuelos. You can stick with tradition or try something new, like using coconut oil for a vegan twist. No matter what changes, the cinnamon-sugar finish makes every buñuelo a mix of tradition and new ideas—a perfect Tex-Mex treat.

The Art of Crafting Dough for Homemade Buñuelos

Making homemade buñuelos is like being an artist. You need the right balance of touch and ingredients. It's like bringing a canvas to life with traditional buñuelos ingredients and a little twist. "To make buñuelos at home is to blend tradition with personal touch; it's to turn simple ingredients into celebratory delicacies." Perfecting the Buñuelos Dough Texture Getting the dough right for homemade buñuelos needs patience and precision. It should be neither too stiff nor too tacky. By carefully mixing the basics, I create dough that's soft yet firm. This dough is ready to be rolled thin and turned into crispy buñuelos. Essential Ingredients for an Easy Buñuelos Recipe To start, you need simple ingredients: all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, and a bit of kosher salt. Using butter adds richness, but shortening is fine too. These simple things make an inviting dough that's ready to delight. Incorporating Citrus Flavors: A Twist on Tradition Adding citrus revamps the buñuelos dough into something special. A bit of orange zest, with a nod to Tex-Mex, makes buñuelos flavorful. It's a way to honor tradition while adding something new to each homemade batch.

Frying Techniques for Crispy Buñuelos

I am a passionate home chef in search of the perfect crispy buñuelos. I've found that success in the kitchen comes from mastering the right frying techniques. Getting the fry right feels like a dance with heat and timing. Each step is crucial for that delicious crunch. In my experiments, I've learned that the choice of oil matters a lot. Safflower oil is my favorite because it has a neutral taste and a high smoke point. This makes sure my buñuelos come out golden and tasty, without any bitter smokiness. Choosing the Right Oil and Temperature Choosing the right oil and keeping the oil at the correct temperature is key. 350°F is the magic number for frying buñuelos. It cooks them perfectly without burning the outside or soaking them in oil. A reliable thermometer is essential for keeping the oil temperature steady. This helps get that perfect crispy texture. Yes, making the perfect buñuelo requires not just heat, but also precision and patience. Getting the Perfect Puff: Secrets to Light and Airy Buñuelos The journey to light and airy buñuelos is truly special. It's all about the dough meeting the hot oil and puffing up beautifully. I keep an eye on the oil bubbles and use my spatula to gently guide the dough. This prevents it from getting too puffed up and ensures even cooking. What’s the payoff? Delicate and light buñuelos that melt in your mouth. Whether you sprinkle them with cinnamon sugar or drizzle with piloncillo syrup, they're irresistible. Follow these tips, and your kitchen will become famous for the crispiest, fluffiest treats around.

FAQ

Q: What is a buñuelo? A: A buñuelo is a sweet treat from Mexico and Spain, kind of like a fritter. It's made from fried dough, sprinkled with cinnamon sugar or covered in syrup. This dessert is crispy, sweet, and perfect for holidays like Christmas and New Year's. Q: Is there a difference between authentic and Tex-Mex buñuelos recipes? A: Yes, the authentic recipes are simple, using just flour, water, and sugar. Tex-Mex buñuelos might include orange juice or zest for a special flavor. They also differ in shape and what they're served with. Q: What are the essential ingredients needed for making buñuelos? A: You'll need all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, shortening or butter, a pinch of salt, and water or milk. Some might add orange zest and juice for a citrusy take. Q: Can you share some tips for achieving the perfect puff when frying buñuelos? A: Sure! Roll the dough thin and heat your oil to about 350°F. Use a spatula to manage bubbles, and flip them to cook evenly. This makes your buñuelos light and crispy. Q: What type of oil is best for frying buñuelos? A: Safflower oil is ideal for its neutral taste and high smoke point. Vegetable or canola oil are good choices too. The goal is to use an oil that stays neutral in flavor and can handle the heat. Q: How do you coat buñuelos with cinnamon sugar? A: Fry them to a golden brown, then coat them while warm. Brush with melted butter or dip in oil, then sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar. This makes the flavors stand out. Q: Can buñuelos be made vegan? A: Absolutely! Switch to plant-based butter or shortening and use water or non-dairy milk. Also, check that your sugar is vegan (some are processed with animal products). Q: How do you serve buñuelos? A: Serve them plain, or with cinnamon sugar or honey. In Mexico, they come with piloncillo syrup. Try them with chocolate or caramel sauces, or drinks like hot chocolate. Q: Can zesty citrus flavors be incorporated into traditional buñuelos recipes? A: Yes, adding orange zest and juice to the dough gives a fresh citrus flavor. It's a great match with cinnamon sugar. Q: What is the best way to store leftover buñuelos? A: Keep them in an airtight container at room temperature. They're best eaten within a few days. Don't refrigerate to avoid sogginess. Reheat in the oven if needed for crispness. Read the full article

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