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Do I deserve these infallible hands?
#jeeves and wooster#bertie wooster#reginald jeeves#shinxo art#shinxo comic#i just think a lot abt bertie's endless gratefulness (and incredulity) for jeeves' presence in his life#the young master's veneration for his heaven-sent valet#the angst is right there if i dig a little#tbh the paneling kicked my ass and i'm not rly satisfied with the end result but oh well. it is what it is
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I fully think maxwell isn't cursed & tht this "curse" is a life long prank by his older brothers, yknow how it is when ur the youngest & ur older siblings pull the kind of prank tht feels like it violates the Geneva conventions
#shoujo says#cloudward ho#maxwell gotch#the gotch boys#tht should b a tag#anyway maxwell absolutely got pranked in this way all his life#like cmon ur telling me tht maxwells ire for hatwell isnt rooted in years of being pranked to believe his actual father was the valet?#wealwell uses his words & whimsical physicality to throw maxwell off the scent when a new psychological torture prank is underway#wealwell gotch
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story where gossip goes around that b. w. wooster is having an affair with his butler, and jeeves has genuine heartfailure trying to deal with it, like "what if he figures out im in love with him" and "hes going to make me resign i HAVE to resign this is terrible" meanwhile bertie hears it and is like "what rot! i dont even have a butler lol wait till jeeves hears this one!"
#bringing the fact that jeeves is a VALET not a butler to the forefront of plot#bertie's just so baffled like where on earth did everyone get the idea that he has a butler#he has JEEVES his VALET his BEST FRIEND#jeeves and wooster#and then they kiss
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#just a wizard gentleman and his butler 🪄🎩
#mobius#loki#lokius#victor timely#loki spoilers#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#wasn't gonna make this set until later in the week and we all know mobius is calling the shots BUT#even though it's not the same thing i can't get a slow burn valet au out of my mind and it's driving me insane please someone write this 😭#the way mobius is constantly supporting and hyping everything about loki they were taught to push aside... never getting over it...#and just because it needs to be said i've been crying over owen in that victorian fit for days now god is he beautiful 😭😭#loki s2 spoilers#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs#flashing cw
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jeeves and the club for inverts
#real ones know#jeeves and wooster#jooster#art#fanart#bertie wooster#reginald jeeves#sorry other guy i forgot your name#mfw i see my valet in the inverts club and i have to act natural#roger if you wanna add your contributions please that would be so awesome
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Finally made a ref for my red magical boy~
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This week is the release of @tjalexandernyc ’s extremely fun new queer romance A Gentleman’s Gentleman (The Earl Meets his Match in the UK).
I think it's honestly my favourite trans regency romance I've read (that I did not write myself lol) and I devoured it in a couple of sittings, so I was just really pleased to be hired to draw the characters for some promotional art they used on postcards. Dream job tbh, and really rec if you want a fun queer romance read to bolster you through grim times.
#also i'm a sucker for 'guy and his valet' historical romance what can I say!!!!!!#may or may not have written a whole finding home AU with that dynamic#book recs#trans books#queer romance
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The Argent family (real and canon, I wrote teen wolf) ((+ Liam I guess))
#teen wolf#theo raeken#chris argent#christopher argent#nolan holloway#alec teen wolf#allison argent#liam dunbar#gabe valet#gabe teen wolf#nalec#gabenolan#thallison
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#original post is borked somehow so I have to do this to save the info#reference posts#servants#staff#household staff#domestic servants#maids#butlers#chauffers#valets#chaperones#footmen
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Eight Miracles With You
The Reader is invited to participate with MJF’s family Hanukkah traditions. She enjoys being included. But Max’s mind wanders as he sees her in the candlelight and can’t wait to get her alone at home.
Pairing: Maxwell Jacob Friedman x Reader
Warnings/Promises: Fluff, Smut, oral (male receiving), lipstick kink (is that a thing?), dirty talk, slight degradation, overstimulation, p-in-v, cock-warming, implied further smut
Word Count: 2900 (omg)
Note: Firstly, just: this man. Secondly: this one came out really intense. Please let me know how you guys enjoyed it with comments and reblogs! Keyboard smashes and emojis are great feedback too. Happy holidays and happy reading!
Max couldn’t take his eyes off of you. This was the first year you’d been able to participate with his family’s Hanukkah celebrations at his parent’s house. It was the family tradition to meet all in one place for the first night and the lighting of the first candle. He swore that you glowed brighter than the candles.
All night, you asked questions about the differences in traditions between your family and his, details about recipes for latkes, and sang along with his parents. You spun the dreidel with his younger cousins. Their familiar bickering about wins and losses mirrored how you handled his opponents in and around the ring. But here, you had a patience that made his chest tight.
What got him the most, though, was the candle lighting.
At each of the windows, family members placed their personal menorahs on the sills. Your candelabra sat next to his, flush with the window so as not to overlap the candles. The shamash candles were passed around to collect the flame. As the sun was setting, the candles were lit at each window, warming the room with their light and passing the light into the cold world outside. Inside, the house lights remained on, keeping his family in view with more light than their menorahs. Max sang the blessings softly, watching you over the radiance of the candlelight. He stumbled over the words; ones that he’d been singing since his childhood. He kept watching your mouth as you talked, sang, or laughed during the rest of the evening. How your hands fluttered as you talked. The dress you wore was one he’d seen before. But how it swirled around your knees as you walked had him licking his lips and his hands running through his hair.
It took forever to say goodbye. The candles were snuffed out after half an hour. But it took another forty-five minutes before it was just the two of you and his parents. After final goodbyes and the drive home, you finally noticed how fidgety he seemed. You barely sat your menorahs in the front windows before he was mumbling about needing to do something and hurrying upstairs.
You shook your head. As much as he loved being the center of attention in the ring, you hoped the crowd of family hadn’t been too much. You gave him space. In the meantime, you cleaned the kitchen from your earlier rush to prepare the sweets you took to the lighting. With a sigh, you turned off the kitchen lights and headed up stairs.
But upstairs was dark too.
“Max?”
At first, you didn’t hear a reply. Then you noticed the glow coming from your bedroom.
“I’m back here,” Max finally responded.
When you stepped into the bedroom, you gasped. Every flat surface was covered in candles. Tea-lights, tall candles, even a string of fairy lights surrounded the bed. You kept your hands clasped over your chest. “What’s all this?”
“I… well,” he floundered while running a hand through his curls.
You thought for a moment. “Maxwell. Were you a little… distracted during the candle lighting this evening?”
“Maybe.” He grinned at you and tugged you close. “Okay. Maybe a lot.”
Again, you looked around. You closed your eyes as you asked, “so instead of focusing on the miracle you were thinking about – ”
“The miracle of you coming into my life, yes.” With the way his fingers were trailing up and down your back, he wasn’t reticent in the slightest. You asked if something like this was allowed. “Well… it’d forbidden to fast during Hanukkah. So, if you’re up for it, we are allowed to, ah,” he kissed your forehead and began to let his hands wander.
You rolled your eyes. “I thought you were the one who had to be ‘up for it’ in these kind of situations.” To test your theory, you slid your hand down to the front of his pants. He was, indeed, up for it. “Okay. You’ve got the candles. You’ve got me. What’s your next step?”
He swallowed hard; his gaze homed in on your lips. “Not a clue. All I want to, all I’ve wanted to do all night was kiss you.”
“Then what are you waiting on? Another miracle?” You slid your hands up his chest and behind his neck. You scratched lightly at the bottom edge of his curls. “Come down here, Scarf Boy, and kiss me.”
With a smirk, he did just that. Small, teasing kisses at first. But as you leaned into him and hummed into his mouth, Max kissed you harder and held you tighter. His hands splayed wide around your hips, trying to feel as much of you as possible. He groaned as your hands did the same to his back and biceps. When you were breathless, he broke away.
“How you doin’ down there, sweet cheeks?”
All you could manage was a “mhmm.”
Proud of himself, he helped your legs wrap around his waist. The bed was soon under you, but Max kept you wrapped around him so he could grind into your rolling hips. He glanced down at your skirt riding up. He rocked into you harder until the fabric was bunched up around your waist. He smiled into your kisses. With a chuckle against the curve of your neck, he leaned you up with a hand behind your head. His other hand slipped between your bodies. With a little teasing and a little rubbing, he succeeded in wringing your arousal through to the front of your panties. Your jolts and whines didn’t make him stop. What did freeze him was how glossy your eyes looked. And how your mouth parted perfectly around those tiny gasps that he loved.
Glancing at your boudoir, his mind spun with an idea.
“Hey, Baby, you gonna take good care of me?” He suckled a soft mark on your neck. “Gonna take care of me so I can take real good care of you?”
You followed his glances to your collection of hair and makeup products scattered haphazardly over the low desk. “Always. But – What do you have in mind?”
He pressed a hard kiss to your lips before shifting off the bed. When he came back, he had one of your lipsticks in hand. He summoned you to sit on the edge of the mattress with a curl of his fingers.
You frowned at the tube he chose. It wasn’t one you used often. The lipstick was too dark for regular use, and really only looked good when you were expecting to be flushed. Realization froze you in place as Max lightly gripped your chin. Your lips parted so he could apply the color to your lips. It didn’t take much to image how you looked to him. Cheeks flushed from his kisses. Eyes wide with realizing what he meant to do. Lips parted in an “oh.”
With his thumb, he smeared the thick layer of color across your bottom lip. “Perfect.” He grinned. “Caught up yet?”
To answer, you reached for his belt buckle.
Max toed out of his shoes and helped your hands rid him of his pants. The button-down shirt hung open over his undershirt, though it was tight enough that you could watch his tummy contract. He regripped your chin as you brought his cock into the open. Back and forth, he enjoyed smearing your lipstick. He couldn’t wait to see what you’d look like after he filled your mouth with his length. A small hiss escaped through his teeth as your thumb circled his tip, smearing the precum there.
His head fell back as you began to kiss and down his length. When he managed to look down again, his breath stuttered to see the red lip prints that you’d left behind.
“Come on, Baby. Mark me up.” He spread his hand over the back of your head. As you swallowed him down, bit by bit, his words stuttered out between rushed breaths. “Love seeing your lips around my cock. Been dreamin’ – use your tongue, just like that – dreamin’ about having you like this all day. Been wanting to feel that mouth just like this.” He groaned as you added your hands to your movements, cupping and massaging his balls to make him twitch in your mouth. “We both know you’re too good for me. But then I’ve got you like this and – easy woman – and I think maybe you’re just as much a degenerate as I am.”
You slid off his cock with a pop. “Darling… you talk to much.”
“Make me shut up then.”
After a smirk, you took a deep breath. Max braced himself for what he knew was coming next.
Relaxing your jaw and throat as best you could, you worked your way back down his length until your lips could rest at the base of it with your nose pressed against his abdomen. Max’s eyes rolled. His thighs twitched as he fought the need to begin thrusting in and out of your mouth. Anything he wanted to say stuttered on his tongue, refusing to make any sense while you had him sucked down so well. He stumbled through a few sounds as you hollowed and sucked your cheeks.
“Gonna, gonna burst. Move, woman.”
Lightly grazing your teeth along his underside, you slid off again. He whined, tightening his grip on the back of your head. “What? I thought you wanted me to move?”
He used his thumb to hold open your jaw. “Fine. Stay still and I’ll move.” He glared at the innocent smile you gave him. Already, the color on your lips was smeared nearly past recognition. But he needed to see it obliterated. Max filled your mouth again. The sensitivity of his cock jarred as your tongue worked around him. With a grunt, he did his best to hold back. Thrusting, he took what he wanted.
Your hands slid up and down his thighs. If he slowed down, you picked up the pace. He wanted to see you debauched, and you were willing to give it to him. But you also wanted to see him wrecked.
The tightening of his hand on your head was the only warning you had before he spilled down your throat. As you swallowed, you kept him in place by gripping his hips. He tried to get away, but you took your time coming off him. When you did, you took his length in hand and guided him to lay on top of you on the bed. He grunted against the side of your neck as you gently stroked him.
“Ea-easy.” He batted your hand away. Before you could snark at him, he reached down for your slick. It didn’t take much movement from his fingers before he could triumphantly watch your eyes close with pleasure. And it didn’t take much more to remove your dress and panties. Before you could bother with removing your bra (one of the lacy blue ones that he liked) he rolled you to sit on his hips.
You squinted at him.
Max swung his hands up and back behind his head. “What?”
“What happened to I take care of you so can take really good care of me?”
“We’re getting there.” He shifted his hips under you, his half-hard cock laid out for your view. “Can’t take care of you with this. So, help a guy out.” Max smirked at you.
His face was pretty, you had to admit. Punchable. But pretty.
In Max’s view, you were stunning. The candlelight glimmered across your bared skin, flickering and giving your face different angles of illumination. You were irritated with him, but beautiful. His stomach contracted under your hand while you thumbed across the blurred line of lipstick at the base of his cock. Panting, he kept still as you pushed his undershirt up so you could see his abs. They flexed as you curled your fingers around his length, gently stroking him.
When you began to roll your hips over his stomach, with his cock trapped between you, the both of you had to moan. You with neediness, and Max with overstimulation. The wetness that had grown with sucking him off slicked up his cock and stomach. You slid back and forth, chasing the sensation of his cockhead catching your clit. But then Max reached up and took care of your bud with his thumb. You braced your hands on his chest.
“Look at you,” he breathed. “Ridin’ me like a perfect slut. My slut. If you hang around me too much longer, I’ll ruin you.”
You licked your lips. “You’re already ruined me, Max. I’m not going anywhere.”
“Good.”
His other hand landed on your waist, guiding you to slide faster. Your slick gushed, giving him plenty to work with to rub up over your clit. He teased you for the mess you were making. How he wasn’t even in you yet, and you looked like you were fucked head over heels.
“You gonna cum, Baby? Just from sliding back and forth on my cock? What would your fans think of you if they knew this was the woman you became when the cameras turned off? My valet, my woman, so cock-drunk she can’t even see straight.” He used his hips to push you higher on your knees. With the extra space, he curled his fingers into your heat. “You’re close, aren’t you?”
Desperately, you nodded. All you needed was for him to keep moving his fingers like that. Just a little longer. But as he dragged them out, you keened. Between you, his cock had hardened again. He guided you back and forth, gasping to feel how wet you were. “Max-“
“Gonna take good care of you. Can you wait for me?” He ground his thumb into your clit, hoping to bring you to the brink. He had a feeling he wouldn’t last long once he had your walls around him.
“No.” Your limbs stiffened and your vision blurred as Max’s work sent you over the edge. You tried to fall forward onto his chest, but he forced you keep sitting on his lap as he laid there.
“Did you just cum?” He laughed, awed. “Poor thing. Just came around nothing. Don’t worry; I can fix that.” Lifting up your hips again, he speared you bit by bit onto his length.
Your thighs quaked on either side of his hips. Full of him and reeling from your release, your body couldn’t decide if it wanted him in or out. Your walls fluttered around his length. Beneath you, Max struggled to hold still as your body decided. Looking at the scrunch of his brow and hearing the raspiness of his breath, you knew he was close. You slid your hand up his chest. His hand caught yours after your thumb flicked over his nipple.
“Hey-“
“What?” You gently rolled your hips, making both of you gasp. “Are you the only one in this house allowed to take charge?”
Cheekily, he risked a grin that disappeared into a moan as you rolled your hips again. “I – I thought I was.”
“Are you sure about that?”
His answer was to grip your hips tight. Hands warm and grasping, their paired strength held you in place for his hips to thrust up. Your hands fell to lay over his. As he made you bounce on his lap, you did your best to keep your seat. Max watched you fall apart through lidded eyes. Heart thundering in his ears, he could still hear your cries and the prayer of his name falling from your lips. He watched your throat and lips. He watched your breasts bounce as he thrust. And he felt your walls clamping tighter and tighter around his length with each spear into your heat.
“Getting’ close, baby?”
You nodded frantically. Eyes screwed shut, you slammed yourself down and wriggled your hips, chasing the sensation of being completely full.
“Come on then,” he breathed, “cum for me. Gonna fill you up so good.”
He reached for your clit, circling it until you saw stars. The flames and glow of the fairy lights blurred into one radiance with Max’s awe-struck face in the center. It was the last thing you saw before you came with a shout. Your eyes clamped shut. As he continued to thrust, you fell forward to brace yourself on his stomach. You clawed at his skin, leaving thin red welts. Max groaned, then whined your name before his body shuddered. His release spilled into you, warming your already-flushed body from the inside out. The cum that spilled out around his length mixed with the mess already spread across his lap.
Dazed, you didn’t realize he hadn’t pulled out until you were laying on your side and he was lifting your leg over his thigh. “Max-“
“Hmm?”
“What – what are you doing?”
“Well, you blew me till I came. I made you cum. Then we each came again. That leaves four more.”
“Four?” You whimpered as he slowly rolled his hips. “What? Did you think we were done?” He kissed the end of your nose before burying his head into the crook of your neck and sucking a mark on your pulse point. “Nuh-uh. Have to get to eight. One for each candle and night of the miracle. Not letting you go. Not yet.”
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Masterlist
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Other MJF Fics:
A Tease of the Worst Kind (S, Ficlet)
Finish Me (S, Ficlet)
Power Struggle (Whump)
STFU (S, Summer Song-Fic Playlist)
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Other Wrestling Holiday Fics:
Snow Kisses (F) - Jack Gallagher
Happy to Help (Male!Reader, AR, F, implied S, M|M) - Ricochet
Warm Me Up (AR, S, Virgin Reader) - Elias Samson
Rain Check (F, A, Book/Coffee Shop AU) - Ceasaro/Claudio Castignoli
#mjf smut#mjf x reader#maxwell jacob friedman x reader#maxwell jacob friedman smut#aew smut#aew x reader#valet!reader
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You want someone strong, self-reliant and sensible to counteract the deficiencies of your own character.
Yes Aunt Agatha, he gets JEEVES
#I was rewatching Jeeve and Wooster#I cannot stop smiling how all the comments everyone made abt Bertie need to get married fit perfectly into he having Jeeves as his valet#reginald jeeves#bertie wooster#jeeves and wooster#jooster
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Mark Strong as John the Valet in Cruella (2021)
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Devilish Valet
Nobody thought twice about checking their weapons at the door, until they were informed there was no weapon check at the door.
Artist: Bud Cook TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
#mtg#magic the gathering#tcg#$0.23#bud cook#devilish valet#streets of new capenna#creature#devil#warrior
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Last night I had a dream about a very red magical boy, it was a given I had to draw him~
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#best friends#chuck taylor#orange cassidy#kris statlander#trent beretta#stokely hathaway#aew#backstage#photoshoot#male#female#tag teams#valets#wrestling
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you guys ever notice how in his dialogue when he's in bertie's presence, jeeves uses quotations and references constantly, but in his THOUGHTS during "bertie changes his mind," he doesn't use any? this is obviously because he doesn't care if we the audience know he knows shakespeare, but he will languish and die if he doesn't get to dazzle bertie with his wit and knowledge every five seconds
#ok actually you know what#this post was supposed to just be a joke#but then i started thinking#the audience jeeves is presumably writing for in bertie changes his mind is new and aspiring valets#members of his own class#to whom he probably feels he has less to prove#but when he's talking to rich people who are liable to look down their noses at him#he needs them to know how smart he is#though he is ALSO a dramatic secret theater kid who's addicted to his crush's attention and admiration#that's very much part of it too#//#jeeves and wooster#jeeves books#bertie changes his mind#carry on jeeves#reginald jeeves#jooster
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