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that feeling when your new friend is turning into remnant's bloodthirstiest cryptid and no one else knows it, not even her.
art for a scene in chapter 18 of her pulse in my throat
(the other piece for this chapter is here)
#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#rwby#nordic winter#rwby fanart#rwby fic#pyrrha infodumping about flowers is one of my favorite little headcanon things at this point.#nora really is trying to listen#but weiss' continued obliviousness/denial is distressing.#i'm really happy with this piece#even though it delayed the chapter quite a bit.#i love their outfits and their expressions and especially love ru'ee's hot cross bunny logo :')#i think this is only the second time i've drawn pyrrha.#i'm always a bit thrown off by her height in comparision to nora#kina draws#snowstorm vampire au
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Category is: gnc/transgender fathers. They're the two extremes
#the locked tomb#the vampire chronicles#gabrielle de lioncourt#pyrrha dve#tlt#the vampire lestat#nona the ninth#love to compare these two series. i love grotesque love and impossible demostrations of it#and negligent transgender fathers. and the best dads the earth could have
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Pyrrha dresses up as Kurumu Kuruno from Rosario+Vampire and starts Rubbing her breasts against Jaune.
Pyrrha: Huh? How does this feel, Jaune~?
Jaune: Actually... That feels really nice, Pyrrha! Man, I'm so glad to have such a kind and thoughtful friend. Like, you're almost like a sister to me in a way!
Pyrrha: O-Oh... Th-Thank you, Jaune...
Pyrrha: (Thinking) NOOOOOOOO!.
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A fangfull arc
One day jaune vanished yet rumors flow around about a vampire.
Right now ozpin was talking, and d leading nora ren pyrrha and team rwby " our vampire problem is real"
Before the students could react they came to a room of mirrors
Within the mirrors the black with cape sat in the middle of the room was missing.
The teens shock and shivered as he removed his gelmet revealing a pale red eyed fanfful smirking Jaune arc.
Ozpin " nora ren, pyrrha and rwby meet our vampire Count Jaune" Dracula Arc
#jaune arc#rwby#ruby rose#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#nora valkyrie#lie ren#weiss schnee#rwby pyrrha#vampire#halloween
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RWBY Bumbleby fic Bound by Blood - Vale, chapter 7, is posted! Finally done with revamping the previous chapters, so now readers finally get to see the story progress! Chapter 7 preview:
��Okay. You want to talk with her again. What if she refuses? What if she attacks?”
What if…
It may not have been purposeful, but the question poked at Yang’s guilt. Blake hadn’t even answered her message from last night. And it wasn’t like the vampire had gone to sleep. Vampires didn’t do that. So, she was either dead, or ignoring Yang – and since the former seemed unlikely, then Yang was getting the bad feeling Blake was beginning to show her true colors.
If Blake couldn’t justify herself, couldn’t bring herself to even care about being accountable for her actions, then there was very little reason left for Yang to keep dragging Pyrrha through this nonsense – or for Yang to keep investing the own fucks she gave and should never have been investing in the first place.
So, despite the hurt she felt, Yang firmed her expression and finally replied, “If she refuses or attacks? Then we do our job and protect the mortal world.”
#bumbleby#rwby#rwby fanfiction#jayemel#bumblebee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#rwby blake#romance#angst#rwby yang#pyrrha nikos#rwby pyrrha#vampires#plot#thriller
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Shadows in the Dark
RWBY - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Castlevania crossover
Everyone knew of the grimm and the threat they posed to human and faunuskind. They were was another threat, that had existed for just as long, hiding in the shadows, and preying upon any unlucky enough to encounter it.
(Original Post/Idea HERE)
One / Two /
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To any young Nosferatu that happens to be in a relationship with kindred from another clan: if they say they "love you not DESPITE your deformities but BECAUSE of them" or that they "appreciate the beauty in the grotesque" or constantly compliment your appearance, that is NOT cute or romantic, that is a FETISH. They have a fetish. RUN.
You might be tempted to think it's not a big deal, that at least they aren't faking their feelings, but that is exactly what they want you to think. They know you're not used to that kind of attention, and they know you'll put up with them because you don't know what it really means yet. I've seen this many times in the Sabbat and it never ends well. Be VERY CAREFUL around these types of kindred.
However, do not misunderstand this as an attempt to keep you from talking with kindred from other clans! Don't believe any Elder that says you should only trust other Nosferatu. That is cult behavior. They are trying to control you.
#//in character#//nosferatu#vampire the masquerade rp#vtm rp#//Pyrrha trying to be an auntie#//give advice without insulting your clan challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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Could that count as a spell????
More fun stuff for my rwby monster au
Pureblood vampires like Weiss need to be invited into a household (it was kinda awkward for Ruby to learn that first time)
While turned vampires like Pyrrha don’t really follow that sort of rule
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i'd like to go on the record and say that i did not have ANY of this in my outline!!!!! ladies what the fuck!!!!
#snowstorm vampire au#kina writes#okay so there's a very very very good chance this will get scrapped reworked and rewritten#but the vibes with this fic is just to get it down and edit it later#the muses snarling and growling at each other while pyrrha tries and fails to calm them down#if i leave this in#it will probably fuck up the ENTIRE dynamic i had planned so#it will likely not stay this long or dramatic
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A knight second chance 4
Pyrrha: *looking around* ... Where did Jaune go?
Nora: *sucking tree sap like a vampire* 'unno, he 'as he'e a se'on's a'o.
Ren: I think i heard him say something about Ursa.
Pyrrha: *panicking* He could be in danger! Trying to kill them by himself.
Both Ren and Nora looked at her, deadpan
Pyrrha: W-what!?
Nora: Pyrrha, Jaune out-stamina ME during my morning routine WHILE doing twice as much. He might not be as flashy as us, But the guy just doesn't stop!
Ren: *nod* His aura control is immaculate, which is really impressive for someone who didn't have his aura unlocked until initiation.
Pyrrha: H-how... When!?
Nora: Oh he told us in the first two weeks... Wait, we didn't tell you?
Pyrrha: NO! I THOUGHT HE WAS HIDING IT!!
Nora: Eheh... Oups?
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Cardin: *looking at the friendly Jaune ripping the head of the ursa with his bare hands* ... Holy shit, is that why you only go for ring out!?
Jaune: *looking back at Cardin with a smile* Oh it's quite easy actually. You just have to twist the head!
Cardin: ... *Looking at the sap on the ground* And i almost threw that at your teammates as a prank. Thanks GODS i didn't, it could have been dangerous!
Jaune: Especially with rapier wasps.
Cardin: *confused* Rapier wasps? What are you talking about?
Jaune: Wait... You weren't planning on sending rapier wasps on my team?
Cardin: What!? NO! And where would we find those anyway!?
Russel: ... My girlfriend does have a wasp farm.
Cardin: *looking at his friend* WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!?
Russel: *shrug* Her semblance gives her control over some insects and they are natural predators for most pests. She likes her garden clean.
Dove: Flower or food?
Russel: *turn to Dove* Both. Oh, by the way, she made us blue and blackberry jam!
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Pyrrha: *blushing* ... He barely moved when the ursa rammed into him. He stood his ground like a knight...
Ruby: *slight blush* And the way he just casually decapitated the ursa while continuing to smile, as if to say nothing wrong could happen...
Weiss: *blushing hard, staying silent* ...
#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#lie ren#cardin winchester#russel thrush#dove bronzewing#ruby rose#weiss schnee#a knight second chance
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Time for it to happen.
Pyrrha mfk. Werewolf Jaune, vampire Jaune and normal Jaune
Pyrrha: MFK II
Nora: PYRRHA!!!
Pyrrha: AHH?!! Nora, you scared the daylights out of me!
Nora: Good! You should all learn to fear me...
Pyrrha: ...
Pyrrha: Okay...?
Nora: Now then! Are you ready for the ultimate question?!
Pyrrha: N-Nooo...?
Nora: TOO BAD!
Nora: Ahem.
Nora: Merry, fuck, kill...
Pyrrha: Oh no... not again.
Nora: Werewolf Jaune!
Pyrrha: W-Werewolf Jaune...?
Nora: Vampire Jaune!
Pyrrha: Vampire Jaune~?
Nora: And...! Normal human, Jaune.
Pyrrha: Normal Jaune...
Nora: So who are you going to... Marry... Fuck... and, Kill~?
Pyrrha: What if...?!
Nora: You can't, merry, and fuck all of them! Only one!
Pyrrha: Piss!
Pyrrha: Fine...
Pyrrha: I would kill... normal, Jaune...
Nora: And, why is that?
Pyrrha: Normal Jaune isn't as... as... exciting as the others...
Nora: How exciting are they~?
Pyrrha: Well... I would marry, Vampire Jaune.
Nora: And, why is that~?
Pyrrha: Well... I like the idea of, Jaune being a vampire, and he uses his... vampire powers to enthrall me. To seduce me with his magic, and for him to bite me, and make me one of his vampire brides...
Nora: Wow... I didn't expect you to be someone who's interested in those vampire romance novels.
Pyrrha: I like a good romance novel, okay!
Nora: I see...
Nora: So... does that you mean you want to fuck werewolf, Jaune then?
Pyrrha: Y-Yeah...
Nora: But, the real question then is... How do you want him to fuck you~?
Pyrrha: ...
Nora: (Wiggles her eyebrows)
Pyrrha: ...
Pyrrha: I want him to pin me down, tear my clothes off, strip me naked, mount me, and make me his personal breeding bitch, and pump me so full that I look like the real life human equivalent of the infamous pineapple gif...
Nora: ...
Pyrrha: ...
Nora: Fuck... that sounds so hot...
Pyrrha: Tee-hee~!
Nora: That's the second time I've heard it, but it's still just as hot!
Pyrrha: S-Second time?
Nora: Yeah, I asked, Rin the same question, but she gave me a slightly different answer.
Pyrrha: Different how?
Rin: I wanted, Werewolf Jaune to pin me to the ground, forcefully ripping my clothes off until I'm wearing nothing, but shredded rages. Where he would then forcefully penetrate me with his massive searing hot rode, until he dumps me so full that he pulls out it looks like the infamous pineapple gif. And, that he does it again, and again, until I sire his children as his personal breeding bitch.
Pyrrha: ...
Nora: ...
Rin: ...
Pyrrha: Fuck, that's hot...
Nora: Told you~!
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune#rwby arkos#lie ren#jaune x ren#ren x jaune#rwby martial arcs
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NNN
Jaune: last night was fun right guys
(F)Ren/nora/pyrrha: yes it was jaune ~
Jaune: hmm what up
Nora: fearless leader do you now what day it is
Jaune: ummm November 1st… oh my grandpa’s birthday I need to call him I think he’s 60 now
Pyrrha: oh you may need to call him later because we need to make sure of something
Jaune: what?
Ren: well jaune some men like to do this little challenge during November
Nora: and we need to see if your doing it
Jaune: oh yeah that Neptune and sun were talking about it and we kinda all agreed to do it
Nora: hmmm we thought as much jaune-jaune
Pyrrha: and just so you know jaune… we’re sorry
Jaune: why?
Suddenly he was tossed into a bag and hauled out of his room
Jaune: *Remove from bag* where am I
Yang: well lover boy some would say heaven
Blake: others hell
He looks to see Yang dressed as a sexy angel with the skimpiest of bikinis, and Blake equally so but as a devil
Nora: but it’ll be awesome
Ren: indeed
Both dressed as slave girls
Pyrrha: so shall we begin
Ruby: yes but we need to wait for our last two participants
Ruby dressed as a sexy vampire with little bats over her breasts, while Pyrrha is in what one could call a chain mail string bikini she was the sexiest of gladiators
Jaune: what’s going on and are you guys wearing your costumes from yesterday
Yang: well sort of with some pleasurable modifications
Pyrrha: as to what’s going on jaune, let’s just say after our time with you… we just want to give you everything you’ve given to us
Suddenly the door opened revealing Glynda Goodwitch in a slutty witch costume and Weiss dressed as a depraved princess
Glynda: good Mr. Arc is here shall we start
Weiss: hmph I can’t believe you all talked me into this
Nora: what are you talking about ice queen you practically giddy the whole time we were planning this
Weiss: s-shut up
Yang: everyone yanging around and let’s get this party started
Jaune: oh what will we be doing
Everyone: you!!!!
Jaune: oh brothers help
(No)
Jaune: shit
(One day later)
Jaune:water!!!
Yang: drink up lover boy we’re not done
Jaune: aura don’t fail me ahhhhhh-
(Day 5)
Jaune: 5 days… they drained me for 5 days
Glynda: you lasted far longer than I expected jaune
Jaune: why me
Glynda: I’m fairly certain each and everyone of us had our reasons
Jaune: and they are
Glynda:…
(Flashback)
Said girls where tied to chairs in a dark room only lit by a single lamp hanging from the ceiling
Ruby: where are we
Blake: how did we get here
Ren: I can’t move
Glynda: hmm this all seems familiar
Yang: good gods they tied up my tits
Weiss: mmmph mmmph
Pyrrha: 😁
Nora: hey Pyrrha why aren’t you tied up *gasp* you did this
Pyrrha: no nora but someone else did
???: allow me my future daughter in law
A tall blond woman enters from the shadows
Glynda: juniper I knew this had to be your handy work
Juniper: now now Glyndy we have much to discuss
Flashback ends
Jaune: gods above mom
Jaune arc
Status: failed
Sun wukong
Status: passed
Neptun vasilias
Status: NNN world champion
#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#ruby rose#rwby#nora valkyrie#weiss schnee#lie ren#glynda goodwitch#pyrrha nikos#blake belladonna#mama arc wants grandbabies#nnn
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Servamp's Pandoras: Kiriko and Akira
So the choice to make Saint Germain's headless monstrous form "Pandora" comes with a lot of baggage from ancient myths. I discussed this focusing on Tetsu's association with Prometheus in this post here, but Pandora herself deserves more attention.
There are many characters who could be associated with Pandora in the context of Servamp, but the most interesting to consider are Kiriko and Akira.
The legend of Pandora was that the Greek gods sent the first woman down to Earth to punish and tempt mankind, and Pandora dropped a jar (mistranslated as a box) that unleashed evils into the world. Only Elpis, Hope, remained in the jar.
Kiriko unleashed the vampire war onto Tokyo by stealing the Alicein family head's key and releasing Tsubaki, dispersing evil into the world. Pandora's myth later often became intertwined with the biblical tale of Adam and Eve. Eve was tempted into consuming food from a forbidden tree in the Garden of Eden by a snake. Kiriko was tempted by the power of Envy whose form is a snake in a manor associated with a garden (Alice in the Garden). Both were punished after obtaining power, Eve with painful childbirth and Kiriko with the madness that eventually consumes all of Jeje's eves. The children she raised, Mikuni and Misono, are associated with the children of Eve, Cain and Abel.
The child of Pandora, Pyrrha, is associated with the Ancient Greek version of the flood myth. What was Mikuni's Re-Servamp other than a biblical flood destroying everything that existed because the world was too sinful in his eyes? Mikuni clearly saw this parallel as he named the Ninth Servamp Noah, the chosen survivor of the biblical flood myth. Even Mikuni's vaguely incestuous wish to recreate his brother by marrying his father's mistress has its roots in the explicit incest from the flood myth in Genesis.
Akira unleashed evil on the world through the study of forbidden magic and by tempting Touma with a path to infamy. (As it's highly implied that the study of revival/immortality magic is what gave him the idea to try to use Saint Germain's revival to intentionally cause a disaster). One of the Greek gods who sent Pandora was Zeus, the Greek god of Thunder. Akira's brother, Tooru is full of thunder and lightning imagery and is directly given a C3 role named Thor, another mythological deity associated with thunder. After Pandora dispersed evil on the world, hope still remained. Mahiru's attack that he uses to come to understand the hearts of his enemies is Elpis. Mahiru himself is the hope left from Akira's Pandora's Box.
#servamp#alicein kiriko#shirota akira#alicein mikuni#shirota mahiru#servamp jeje#shirota tooru#servamp saint germain#touma taishi#side note: funny how the Greek tale presents women's existence as a way to cause technological regression#when servamp's brightest inventor is Iduna and the one who figured out revival magic was akira
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Shadows in the Dark
(Master Chapter List)
(782 Words) Pyrrha walked the slowly emptying streets of Vale. It had been 10 years since that fateful night. 10 years since her father had been murdered, and she was initiated into a world of fell creatures that hunted the night. Headmaster Ozpin had saved her, and went well beyond to help her shattered family.
Over the subsequent years, her instincts became razor honed. Her skills without peer. She was on patrol this night, as the Deputy Headmistress had garnered information, troubling information. While Pyrrha's mother slept in their apartment at Beacon, Pyrrha was on the prowl. It was strange to be working with Ozpin and Glynda, but for different reasons. But then again, her whole life went into the realm of strange that night 10 years ago.
Ozpin knew more than he would let on. Doling out information in small packets, and only when absolutely necessary. Glynda... well, Glynda was an entirely different beast. She was a vampire, an elder vampire, but domesticated? That couldn't be the right term, but it was the only way Pyrrha could describe her. Pyrrha didn't know any of her story, aside from the fact that Glynda was loyal to Ozpin and lived off synthetic blood. But she was still a creature of the night, regardless of how friendly and accommodating she was to Pyrrha and her mother.
Pushing those distracting thoughts aside, Pyrrha continued her walk. The hood of her black hoodie hiding her features, as she roamed, using her innate abilities to try and locate the problems. The crash and clatter of garbage cans being knocked about, had her instantly alert. Her sharp emerald eyes scanned the shadows, her hands poised to grab her weapons. It was late enough now, that the streets were basically deserted. Human and faunus instincts telling the residents that the dead of night was not the time to be out wandering around.
The crack of a whip, snapping through the air, had her draw her tools of the trade. In the distance, she saw a form tumbling into the street. She wasted no time and sprinted forward, Akuno and Milo in hand. She closed rapidly, and with the building turmoil in her gut, she knew what she was closing on. Pyrrha bore down on the rising beast, only to have to veer off as a second and third figure came tumbling out of the trash choked side street.
"Alright, you bastards." the one in a cloak cussed as he regained his feet, while drawing an arming sword from under his garment. "Let's get this over with."
The hissing and snarls from the other two figures told Pyrrha all she needed to know. They were ferals. While all vampires were beasts, ferals were not much better than grimm, but she was puzzled how two such creatures could be in her city. The city she and Professor Goodwitch kept a very close eye on.
With her shield chambered, she slammed into the feral, behind the cloaked figure, bowling it over. Sticking with her training, she kept her focus on her target. The quick glance she had of the cloaked man, told her, he was at least competent enough to defend himself, besides he was armed.
Ducking under a lunge, she lashed out with Milo in xiphos form, opening a gash across the feral's gut, before reversing the direction of her swing and bringing the scalpel sharp blade into and through the beast's exposed neck, decapitating it. The body instantly became ash, that swirled about her feet. With her target dealt with she turned to assist with the second feral. The pained screech told her she might not have to assist after all.
"When you get back to what ever steaming underworld shithole you came from" the man snarled, his voice dripping with rage, "You tell them there are still Arcs up here!"
Arc. That name made Pyrrha freeze. Professor Goodwitch in particular had spent a fair number of weeks going into great detail of that family with Pyrrha. She turned just enough to watch as the Arc ripped his sword free of the feral's chest before also, as Pyrrha had looping off it's head with a single stroke. Seeing the threats were dealt with, Pyrrha bolted. There was an Arc in Vale, Ozpin and Glynda needed to know.
He watched her vanish into the shadows from over his shoulder. He considered giving chase, but he was tired. It had been a long trip, and running into these things had soured his mood even more. Whoever it was obviously trained, which meant the rumours of a Slayer being in Vale were likely true, which in turn meant the one he was looking for was almost certainly here as well.
(Not sure if I'm mudding things up with adding Jaune and Castelvania, but I did, so let me know... I can rewrite if needed.)
#rwby#buffy the vampire slayer#pyrrha nikos#vampires#jaune arc#castlevania#glynda goodwitch#headmaster ozpin
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Pyrrha: Jaune, do you really have to tell everyone about the hickey I gave you…? 😣
Jaune: *covered in marks* Well, everyone can see it, vampire! 🙂↕️
Jaune: I got mocked all through breakfast…😓
Yang: Yeah, I hopped on that wagon myself! 😆
Jaune: You sure did…you dillhole…! 🤬
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#yang xiao long#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#source: that 70s show
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DOLTS IN LOVE FINALE
(For now...)
Ironwood: Looks like you're all set. OKAY, LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST HUNTER~!
Marrow: (Steps out of elevator, Crying) I've been in the dungeon for so long~! FRESH AIR~!
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Neptune: Alright... No accent this time... (Inhales) I've got a little bowtie on... Time to talk to Blake!
Neptune: Alright, Blake, I, uh- (Leans on wall) H-How ya doin'~? (Winks)
Blake: ...
Neptune: ...Okay. (Looks away, Tears in eyes)
Blake: Sorry! You just caught me off guard.
Neptune: Yeah, I, uh- I kinda don't talk like this too often.
Blake: Yeah, I didn't... It's just weird how you're doing a sexy voice all of a sudden~.
Neptune: ...WHAT?
Oscar: ROLL WITH IT! OH MY GOD, JUST ROLL WITH IT!
Neptune: O-Oh! Y-Y'know, I was trying to do, like, a vampire accent-
Blake: I'm more into, like, squeaky-voices like mice or cartoon characters that sound like a chew-toy if they were a person.
Neptune: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENING... (Stumbling) Oh no, Trip'n'Fall~!
Oscar: OH NO YOU DON'T! (Dives under, Lifts) The last thing you'll lean on is ME! AND I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO~!
Harriet: If we don't win, General Ironwood doesn't feed us~!
Oscar: Yeah, yeah, that's great! Something's happening over here, HAIRY-IT!
Neptune: It's weird to say this directly, but I really enjoy- Like, even right now, you're playing the background music for this fight, and your music is so cool, and, well, everything- I just think you're really cool, and kinda since we met way back when and... We don't really hang out at all, so I was wondering if... Maybe the two of us could... be at a place at the same time together... next- near each other, talking?
Blake: ...
Blake: ...Yeah. Yeah, I'd like that.
Oscar: Oh my god, did that actually work?
Blake: I mean, I already have a lot of band practice, but I'm the only member of my band, so I can pretty much move that whenever.
Oscar: Did you hear that? She just said she's in a band, so this would be a great opportunity for you two to bond over something she likes.
Neptune: ...DO YOU LIKE BANDS?!
Oscar: Holy fuck- Okay then! I can't stop you now!
Blake: I do like bands~!
Oscar: OOH KEEP GOING~!
Winter: The general kicked me off his team...
Oscar: SHUT UP, NOBODY FUCKING CARES! NEPTUNE, GO IN FOR THE KILL!
Oscar: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS! (Pulls gun, Shoots water at Winter) Get-! Get out of here!
Winter: (Crying) W-Water~! Thank you~! I've been so thirsty~!
Neptune: I just want to be super clear that I- Th-This isn't a-a friend thing, I wanna ask you out on a date~!
Blake: ...Yeah. I know~.
Neptune: Oh, and you still said yes?!
Oscar: Excuse me? (Waves to Blake) Hey! Hi! I'm the guy keeping him from falling over. Real quick question, because I gotta ask for my sanity; how long have you known and been interested? Just curious, again for my sanity.
Blake: ...Known what?
Oscar: (CRACK!)
Oscar: COOL. HAVE A NICE DAY. (Walks out)
Neptune: (Falls over)
Blake: (Smiles)
Ironwood: I can't believe that nerdy vampire chump got a date, while every woman I meet on HuntsmanTinder rejects me due to my iron body!
Clover: I was a child when I was locked in there! (Dies)
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Ironwood: Finally... I get the chance to face you. Shall we have our duel right away~?
Pyrrha: ...
Ironwood: ...HELLO?!
Pyrrha: Mmmmmm, no. I wanna do something... (Walks away)
Ironwood: THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?
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Pyrrha: Bye, you two~! Have fun on your date~!
Neptune/Blake: (Wave, Walk away)
Pyrrha: Weiss. Jaune. Candlestick. Step out of the roster.
Pyrrha: OSCAR DESERVES THIS~.
Jaune: YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!
Oscar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jaune: Alright, man~! I'm gonna watch from over here, okay?
Oscar: I-I don't know if I can do this by myself!
Jaune: You can do anything by yourself, man. If you can manage to get Blake and Niptuney together, you're way stronger than I could ever be~!
Oscar: Like, I appreciate the confidence, and sure, I could do this by myself, maybe...
Oscar: But maybe I don't want to~?
Jaune: (Blushing, Eyes welling) Oh my god...
Oscar: Yeah, man, I have a lot of fun with you. Also, you always have my back when I screw up, but it's more the you and me having fun together thing.
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Jaune: Hey... Before you go in... Can I tell you something really personal?
Oscar: Yeah. What's up, man?
Jaune: I know I'm supposed to be super nice and be happy and smiley all the time... But my moms told me about this guy... And he's the only person I've ever HATED.
Jaune: And I think it would be really funny if you beat him- If you beat the piss out of him~!
Oscar: Oho~! Oho~! That's- That's my name~! Okay~! Let's do it~!
Jaune: (Laughing)
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Ironwood: Are you ready? Here I come~!
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Ah Piss... Ah Piss...
AH PIIIIIIIIIIIISS~
Ironwood: (Invulnerable) Well, well, well... Here I am once more... Towering over you... Indomitable... Insurmountable... UNBREAKABLE-
Oscar: (Uses MAGIC TOUCH)
Ironwood: Wait a minute... What do you mean you're using Magic Touch...? MAGIC TOUCH ALWAYS DEALS DAMAGE! NO! NOOOOOO!
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Jaune: ...Pyrrha, how far in advance did you plan this?
Pyrrha: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
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Ironwood: NONONONONONONO NOOOO! YOU- RRRRRGH! (Exhales)
???: Doesn't this make you feel bad~?
Ironwood: The little voice inside my head that I've heard since I was a child! It's here! HELP ME, LITTLE VOICE~! How do I defeat him?!
???: I can't everything~. This is AAALL you~!
Ironwood: What?! No! No, this was all your plan! You told me how to become everything I am, and now you ABANDON ME?!
Oscar: Yeah, take another lackluster hit from my Magic Punch~!
Ironwood: I gave half my weapons to the White Fang and the other half to that stupid cult! They said they'd give my Darkness and Dentures, but all I got was one of those things!
???: And do you know why it didn't work~?
???: BECAUSE YOU GAVE ALL YOUR SOUL TO ME~.
Ironwood: No, you said that would make me immortal! I can't die if I don't have a soul!
Jaune: That's part of why I hate him! He's the only person who's not delicious when he dies~!
Oscar: Man, this is going great~! Yeah, I'm really feeling the MAGIC~!
Ironwood: (Knocked to the floor) NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ironwood: (Scrambles to his knees) Naro, I know that I said I'd win every battle or you got my soul forever, but n-
???: (Opens mouth wide)
Ironwood: (Eyes go dim, Topples over)
???: Onto the next one~. (Leaves)
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Oscar: You were right~! I DID IT~!
Jaune: YEAAAAH~! (Picks Oscar up, Spins)
Oscar/Jaune: (Dance together, Laughing)
Jaune: (Hugs him close, Smiling) I love you, man~.
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