#van c

[deerdogs]

wait i’ll put this one up too today. cuz its funny

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[weirdoldmanhoho]

I like to think that Trisha matched the freak of the rest of her family. that she was just an oddball. the only reason she comes across as so normal and Voice of Reason-y is because we only really see her in Mom Mode (or in comparison to the World's Most Socially Anxious Man)

she met the most socially awkward man in the world AND he turned out to be immortal and from a ancient civilization and she went sign me up, love of my life, actually. she found her kids doing advanced alchemy at age 4 and was like. great job :) have fun kids :) a normal activity for young children :)

[toebw]

i love doing these

[idle-compy]

recolored my "act your age" redesigns to make them a bit more in character

(click for higher quality)

[hachiibun]

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[mayanhandballcourt]

Photographer Peter C. Stitt

[botanicalbutch]

I’m the exact demographic for Yellowjackets. I’m a lesbian. I played soccer. I was raised by a prepper/survivalist in Wisconsin (Canada lite.) I’ve experienced homoerotic friendships that could bring the strongest people to their knees. Lord of the Flies was my favorite required reading. I’m an herbalist. I’m trauma bonded to my childhood friends through death and literal blood pacts. We would TASTE EACH OTHERS BLOOD in middle school. How does anyone expect me to be normal about this show

[diioonysus]

art + hair pieces

[vizuart]

Kees van Dongen - La Quiétude (c.1920)

[tokoyamisstuff]

Hey there hope you’re doing well just wondering what kind of jobs do you think the characters of hellsing have in a normal life?

Ayoo here's a collection of silly ideas from the Hellsing Discord mostly (and some scraps of my last braincells):

Alucard teaches history and is obsessed with wars specifically. Infodumps about brutal facts a concerningly amount.

Anderson would be either a librarian, a kindergarden teacher every parent feels mildly intimidated by (but the kids love him very much), or a theology professor.

Seras would be a personal trainer or a bodyguard that always gets underestemated until she kicks their butt.

Integra was supposed to inherit her father's business but became a lawyer that specializes in enforcing human rights.

Walter is an undercover agent that works as a butler to unveil Arthur's massive tax fraud.

Pip is a temp worker that's talented with everything but still can't keep a job for two weeks straight because of his attitude.

Maxwell becomes one of those redpill influencers that sells bullshit to his naive followers and makes thirst edits of himself.

Heinkel gives classes for material arts or sports.

Yumie would be a school counselor or a nurse with an open ear for everyone.

Jan and Luke own the club they had in Hellsing Gonzo. Jan ends up in prison often but his brother somehow always bails him out.

The Captain is an ex-soldier with a lot of confirmed kills. Retires to become a dog-walker or work in an animal shelter.

The Major would either be an evil CEO or the leader of a cult-like commune that claims they don't fit into today's society (definetly commits felonies either way).

The Doc would be a chef, a fashion designer, or one of those surgeons with questionable PHD that offers body modification operations in his basement.

Rip writes dark romance novels that sell surprisingly well with the booktok girlies (we all know her Tumblr would be fire).

Zorin is a tattoo artist with a side business on etsy (she scams people by selling fake magic stuff).

Dandy has no job, he literally scams people with gambling and card tricks.

[jeannepompadour]

Portrait of Maria Theresa, Empress of Austria by Martin van Meytens, c. 1745

[weirdoldmanhoho]

I don't know. If you found out that your evil doppleganger that you unwillingly became immortal twins with was planning to murder your ENTIRE COUNTRY like he already did to your old country and you're literally the only person alive who can stop him, except doing so means you need to leave your family for a bit I'm not sure we can call that guy a "deadbeat dad." I don't think we can even say he "abandoned his family."

I think people forget that Hohenheim was actively going around the entire country putting his blood into the ground to counteract Father's transmutation circle and that is literally the only reason that Father turning Amestris into a Philosopher's Stone gets reversed later on. He wasn't just like....bachelor-ing it up for 10 years.

The goal was always to stop Father, save Amestris, hopefully become mortal while doing so (as he was ridding himself gradually of souls), and return back to his family to grow old with them. But unforeseen to anyone, tragedy struck, because that's how life works.

[deerdogs]

u guys can have this too cuz im bored rn

[problematic-president]

Election of 1844

[lostinlovingrevery]

For the blurbs prompt can you do one for Worst!Logan where it's mutual crushes for him and reader but reader is very obvious like you have to spell and sound it out to her bc she doesn't want to presume. Can it also be with a flat chested reader who starts to wear more revealing tops and top styles when it gets warmer bc "Nobody is gonna look at me when there's nothing there plus it's cute and helps with the heat." Smash cut to Logan who's silently suffering struggling to keep his eyes to himself around his crush, only mostly succeeding bc his crush is obvious to his very mutual attraction.

Honestly this would probably be me! I'm gonna be like "i'm reading into the vibes too much I can't assume they actually like me" and the poor guy is gonna have to straight up shout it in my face....lmao

Christ

He tried to look anywhere but you, but his eyes always landed on you anyhow. He could he not look at you? Prettiest thing he'd set his eyes on in years at this point.

You both were outside this tiny little ice cream shop. You were enjoying a cone, licking mindlessly at it, driving Logan insane. He looked around the street, but his mind replaying how you looked in his head. He glanced back at you, and you'd look up at him, another lick at the ice cream.

He swallowed. "Enjoying it?" He asks, tearing his eyes away before drifting down to that thin, off-shoulder top your were wearing that left little to his imagination.

"Mhm." You smiled at him. "Thanks for buying. Where'd ya wanna go next?"

"Figure we could just walk. " He says. "It's a nice day."

"Okay!" You nod, and you both turn and began walking down the sidewalk together, bringing a little relief to Logan, forcing himself to focus on the front instead of who was right next to him.

Your hands bumped each other occasionally, but neither of you made any motion to stop, nor to go further. Logan considered it, while you tried to not look into it.

You both walked for awhile, eventually ending up at the local park and sitting at a bench. Your arms and legs pressed into each other as you both sat in comfortable silence.

To anyone else looking on the outside, you and Logan looked like a happy couple. Content being at each others side.

Truth is, both of you were a nervous wreck, sitting so close to each other. Logan couldn't stop thinking of how you pressed into him. He turned his head to watch a pair of geese walking nearby, while you turned to admire his face, trailing down to the way his shirt fit tightly over his chest. You tore you eyes away,

Don't be obvious

You thought to yourself. Logan let out a small exhale, seemingly relaxing at your side. He moved his arm, stretching it along the back of the bench, behind you, his hand barely brushing over your shoulder which gave you goosebumps.

"This is nice." He says in the silence. You looked at him, and he wouldn't look at you at first- before finally turning his head, meeting your eyes. "Being here, with you."

"Right, cause, cause we're friends." You smile and nodded. He quirked a brow, looking you up and down.

"Sure." He says. A heartbeat passed. "I'm starting to wonder though...Are we...Friends?"

"What..." You shook your head, confusion evident on your face. "What do you mean? Of course we are Lo-"

"Feels like there's something more going on. Between us?"

"Like...What?"

He stared at you, and a small smile grew on his face. God, you were oblivious, and he loved you for it.

"Hm...Well," His arm went around your shoulder, pulling your closer to him, as you felt a deep heat in your cheeks at feeling flushed against his side. "We'll figure it out."