#vans dastardly evil scheme

[secretly-larry-daley]

I have been informed that you have my cat, Spot. Return her, now.

@lt-cmdr-data

Hey man, I’m not the one who has her. You should go talk with @professional-termite. I think it’s somewhere in their house

[secretly-larry-daley]

YOU STOLE THE CAT?????

Erm, no, I just borrowed it. There’s a major difference

[secretly-larry-daley]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

When the FUCK did you have a child?? Did you asexually reproduce?! Are you SpongeBob?!

I have been informed that you have my cat, Spot. Return her, now.

@lt-cmdr-data

Hey man, I’m not the one who has her. You should go talk with @professional-termite. I think it’s somewhere in their house

[secretly-larry-daley]

I want you to make a controversial album cover then bury me in roses and send me down the river. Like the song If I Die Young 

YOU STOLE THE CAT?????

Erm, no, I just borrowed it. There’s a major difference

[secretly-larry-daley]

I entered this world as the king of crack, I’m exiting the world as the king of crack

YOU STOLE THE CAT?????

Erm, no, I just borrowed it. There’s a major difference