#very serious lore...

[vinestaff]

would you do a thousand yard stare if you saw your ex-cultmate in super hell too

[wandixx]

Seriously chaotic fashion misadventures

I realized I posted a teaser and never really followed up on it, so here is some more of that

“Hey, Dami?”

Boy hadn’t looked up from the kittens he was bottle feeding but let out a hum indicating he listened.

“I'm thinking about trying out a more girlish style. Do you think it would suit me?”

Well, Damian had no idea but if Dani wished to give it a chance, then, well, the only proper reaction was to offer his aid.

*-*-*

“Father, I require access to your rouge gallery.”

Bruce almost choked on his breakfast when his youngest made this announcement.

Rouge gallery, as his children playfully called it, was vast collection of lipsticks, which he collected to uphold his Brucie persona. Famous playboy with head constantly in the clouds couldn’t not show up with discreet signs of scandal from time to time. And it couldn’t always be the same shade. Or scent when he choose more subtle approach and used one of his more feminine perfumes.

In all honesty, he enjoyed this.

But that’s not the point, point was that Damian wanted to use it and Bruce needed to know what disaster would fall upon him if he agreed.

“Mind telling me why, chum?”

Dick, who visited Manor for a weekend, barely stifled his laughter while Tim stared at his empty coffee mug like it personally betrayed him. Cass just wore her usual knowing and mischievous smile.

Damian shifted in his chair, hands clenching on butter knife. He was nervous and suddenly Bruce dreaded the answer he was about to hear.

“I don’t see how me sharing this information would change anything. It won’t be used to cause harm to anyone but it’s necessary in the extracurricular project I just started.”

“Dami, what project?” Dick asked, voice oozing with genuine curiosity and excitement. He was almost bouncing.

“I don’t want to disclose it.”

“Is this a hero or civilian type of deal?”

Damian didn’t look any of them in the eyes, both hands clenching on his seat as he kept shifting. Bruce narrowed his eyes. Was his youngest… flustered?

“Civilian”

“Alright, great” Dick swung back with single clap, almost tripping his chair over “I think B won’t have anything against you using his rouge gallery, will he?” Man knew his oldest son well enough to recognize his ‘don’t you dare to disagree’ tone. He was confused but there wasn’t any harm so he nodded with affirmative hum.

“Thank you, Father”

Boy practically inhaled rest of his food and rushed outside. Despite all his training and all his efforts, they clearly saw his excitement. Tim pinched himself and returned to staring at his mug.

“Cass, have you seen what I’ve seen or am I overreacting?” Dick asked, barely restraining his enthusiasm. Girl nodded eagerly, shoving more crumbs into her mouth. Young man cheered, throwing his hands up.

“What have I missed?” Tim mumbled, frowning a little.

“BABY BAT HAS A CRUSH!”

Cass nodded again with wide smile.

Oh.

Oh no.

Who were they? What did he know about them? Was Protocol 3r0s started? Did someone run a background check already? What could they do if they somehow hurt Damian? Was this person a risk to their identities? Oh gods, oh no.

He probably will have to do The Talk™.

He always dreaded having The Talk, with any of his kids. He felt The Talk with Damian would be even worse. Understandably so.

“Also sleep in at least three da-”

“Fuck off, dick.”

“Was this insult or-”

His children remained obvious to how much work it meant, cheering and sassing each other like they often did.

*-*-*

Damian did not know how it was possible but he lowered his guard enough to get caught.

"What are you doing?" Brown choked out after they stared at each other for a long moment.

"It does not concern you–"

"You're rummaging through my wardrobe, not many things concern me more and also, that's frickin creepy don't do it to anyone outside of the family"

She did have a point however he was not convinced it would be the correct approach if he shared his plan. Father's wards (even unofficial like Brown) tended to make assumptions and overreact based on these conjectures. Dani wasn't easy to scare off but he didn't want to check if his family would manage. They often did things thought to be impossible.

He tried to get away but the blonde stood fiercely in a door, leaving the window as the only way out. He wasn't this desperate. Yet.

Girl looked more and more angry at his silence. He had to give her some answers.

Now that he actually considered it, she could be a useful asset. She was far better versed in women's fashion and if he phrased it correctly, he wouldn't even need to bribe her. Question was, how should he phrase it?

"I have an acquaintance- I have a friend," he corrected himself "from the animal shelter I volunteer at. She mentioned wanting to try out more 'girlish style' and asked for my opinion. I wanted to see if you had any clothes that would fit her. She is smaller than me so I thought that whatever I take, it wouldn't be missed." 

Brown grinned with an unsettling gleam in her eyes. He suddenly regretted opening his mouth if not coming to this room in the first place. 

"Say no more, I have a plan Demon Child"

[thebramblewood]

It seems Naomi's situation might be giving Micah a newfound outlook on life... and it's one where she's got very few fucks left to give.

Beginning / Previous / Next

Grimtern: Is your sister really having Grim’s baby? Everyone at work is freaking out, especially the boss.

Micah: Yeah, I’ll bet he is. Can you believe he thinks his job lets him off the hook for basic human decency? What a deadbeat. Do you actually think he’s your father?

Nyon: If I had to guess… probably. Mom exaggerates, but she’s also a magnet for the bizarre. Plus, I’ve always had this birthmark, and its shape is a little too… on the nose.

Micah: I should give him a piece of my mind. It’s not fair that you’ve never met him!

Nyon: I mean, he is a busy guy.

Micah: And now he’s about to abandon another child. There might even be more out there. He’s been around forever! Wait, isn’t that your mom? Who’s she with? What happened to Layne?

Nyon: [sighs] Another patented Olive Specter secret. Seriously, she tells me nothing.

Patron: Ma’am, this is a memorial of life.

Micah: And? I'm living.

[renmorris]

once again here is the post that compiles a majority of the in game discussion about Harry's sexual trauma and accompanying meta discussions. it is not 'blorbo-ification' to discuss the existence of SA in a canon and if you believe that it is I think you need to re-examine your biases against victims of sexual violence

major content warning for graphic descriptions of sexual self harm

[sneegupdates]

If you see anyone chat hopping over in other peoples chats, PLEASE let the mods know! There is a tool in the discord you can report anonymously!

[link to Twitter post]

If you’re not in the discord, come join!

[dailypokemoncrochet]

Sometimes I think I am the most boring person around with the most unspectacular life but I guess that can't be true if I have literally hundreds of handmade-by-me unique creatures suspended in the air above me at any given time and that probably sounds exaggerated or fantastical to most people. But no it's just my life and I got used to it.

[skeletoninthemelonland]

Now that’s a rare sight

[yasmeensh]

Concept art: There is a game where one person would draw something on the other's back, and they'd have to try to copy it based on the sensation. Junar (angsty Neanderthal teenager. Yeah, name drop on tumblr now!) would totally play it with his sister, Jaya... Drawing on dirt will also mean she can feel the grooves of the result and compare.

I'm supposed to be doing actual plot development but here I am... brainstorming games and past-time activities for my visually impaired character. Will I even have scenes with the characters just playing? (probably. likely...)

[scarfyart]

How do I explain this 😭

Uh uhh technically, how Postal Demon met P1 Dude but I don't know how to be serious and made it into a shitpost

But basically Postal demon disguised themselves as an angel (poorly)

P1 Dude lowkey a monster fucker but for holy beings I guess

Anyways original image 😭

[arolegos]

cooking up a ninjago arcane au rn and what if i was evil

[zorangezest]

OML YOU REMEMBER THAT HGHFHUSHHFHHHHH

the story and characters have changed a LOTTTT A LOT using this request as an opportunity to show some of the new designs ive been stewing heh heh

don’t worry, while roro might’ve outgrown her hideous wardrobe, it’s all been passed down to her little brother yin!

[mossy-paws]

Lobotomy Corporation Agent AF References! (PROJECT MOON)

My babies,,, my fragile children,,, all of these refs were made for artfight and currently all of them are up on there :3!! I love these guys very very dearly and they’re truly some of my favorite oc’s I own.

Also- yes, those are their ACTUAL names. I let friends name them and by god I am not disappointed in the stuff they’ve come up with LMFAO.

for some extra credits~~!

The Torch/Chesed team is co-owned by @fiendrel-the-uhhhh and he’s the one who named them all! Incinerator and America’s lineart was also commissioned from @crowekii and then colored by me! Please go give her some love since she’s an absolutely amazing artist :D!

(for the link to my profile for anyone interested in attacking these fuckers /silly:

[friedrocks]

i love the utter refusal to actually communicate on the realm (at least, when it comes to factions). no one listens when they talk, everything is everyone else's fault, we are right and everyone else is wrong. it's so fucking messy <3

[ten-thousand-aromantic-bees]

silly headcanon about the finale:

remember yuwen's line in the pizza scene: "you know, I've been told I'm an amazing ex-boyfriend-"?

you know what'd be kinda funny? if he was actually kind of invested in that, and a few minutes before we opened on the pizza place scene, he was having a thought process of - "okay, taylor doesn't want to date me anymore, but like. taylor's awesome and i still want her to think i'm cool. in order to achieve this goal, as well as prove to my mom that i've definitely moved on in these fifteen minutes since the breakup and do Not want to talk about it, i'll just wingman taylor into finding a new boyfriend. or girlfriend. or whatever. this is gonna go great."

and five seconds later he saunters up to, i don't know, borna or hannah or someone, and starts the conversation by going "so. taylor's single now. in case you were wondering." awkward pause. "like, if you wanted to date taylor, that's fine. we're cool and stuff. we broke up. but we're cool. and stuff." and ten seconds later taylor and kai (who were having a conversation) both realize what's happening, and like. physically drag him back to the table.

and after taylor and yuwen have a thirty second long conversation that basically consists of "do not do that, i do not need you to wingman for me fifteen minutes after we broke up, that's really nice of you but like. that's gonna get awkward really fast. also i think i'm gonna take a break from dating altogether. for a bit."

and kai says something like "maybe you should say that last part again but louder. just to avoid confusion. because hannah keeps looking at you and-"

and that's where the actual scene opens, with taylor's line: "i'm not gonna date again 'till i'm old." and then yuwen's "you know, i've been told i'm an amazing ex-boyfriend-" and kai laughing.

anyways this becomes an inside joke for yuwen and taylor.

(bonus headcanon: several years later, taylor's starting to realize she maybe also likes girls, and she mentions this to yuwen. and yuwen just stops and is like. "wait- did you not like girls when i was trying to set you up with luciana back in middle school?" "you did what back in middle school?" "it was like...five minutes after we broke up. weird five minutes for me." "at the pizza place, you mean?" "no, before the pizza place." "yuwen, how many of our teammates did you try that with after that game? i thought it was just-" "not the point! middle school was weird! the point is, i thought you were bi? like, this whole time?" "wait, seriously?" "you had the bi flag on half of your stuff. i know you did. i'm not-" "no- like, pink-purple-blue- the color palette? the very common color palette?" "well, like- laurie's bi, laurie had stickers with the flag and- i mean, imagine you're a middle schooler and you've learned about the existence of gay people like, recently- so i just figured-" and once taylor finishes dying of laughter, yuwen's like: "okay so. who's the girl. is it, uh- wait is it luciana?" "no." "laurie?" "i'm not doing this." "wait, it's laurie?" "that's not what i-" "i mean, that's cool. laurie's cool. i can totally see it. like, laurie's amazing. laurie's nice, and she's pretty, and she's kind of just- genuine, i guess, and she's, you know, easy to talk to. i mean, if i were you and laurie was laurie, i'd definitely like laurie, so- taylor why are you laughing at me." "i'm not." "you are-" "no, i'm just-" "taylor-" "it's rochelle." "...what?" "the girl. the girl who's giving me a crisis over whether or not i'm straight? rochelle. not laurie." "...i mean. rochelle's okay too, i guess." "if i were you and laurie were laurie-" "okay, conversation over, goodbye-" "-says the boy with no crush on laurie-" "really? this is the thanks i get for being the best and most amazing ex-boyfriend to ever-")

[muckkles]

ok yall ive got some expanded sonic lolitaverse. here is my vision: knuckles is an old school lolita who occasionally veers sweet or goth depending on mood (see my previous depiction of him in a sweet cherry themed coord). tails is mostly classic but probably also has some sweet and old school coords. sonic is an ott sweet lolita 🎀

[nikisdaughter]

I love having serious conversations with close friends about Prosenna's flaws, they were so stupid (like, really stupid)