#volumetric flask

[whats-in-a-sentence]

Therefore, we take 20.0 mL of the original solution, pour it into a 100.0 mL volumetric flask and make it up to the mark with water to get a 0.0400 M solution of K2Cr2O7 (figure 3.15).

"Chemistry" 2e - Blackman, A., Bottle, S., Schmid, S., Mocerino, M., Wille, U.

[srtruth]

[polarmolecule]

Jokes aside i fucking love doing actual chemistry experiments, provided they don’t involve fire. I’m going into class early next friday so i can remake a standard solution that i fucked up (squeezed the tiniest bit too hard w the distilled water) and yeah i’m gonna have to get up like half an hour earlier but i’m laughing and giggling and kicking my legs just thinking about it

[glassment01]

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[merriweather-boat]

these bitches were NOT following proper lab safety procedures

no one wants to talk about it but there's no escaping the fact that lucrecia and hojo fucked nasty

probably a lot of times

like right on top the lab equipment, knocking erlenmeyer flasks and petri dishes all over the floor

no one will convince me they weren't kinky-ass freaks

sorry vincent

[erbiumspectrum]

7 May 2024

5 ml volumetric flasks that are only cute if you don't actually have to work with them and the famous Tollens' test ✨

[steven-vandervate-art]

Volumetric Flask

[pigeonwit]

“Why’s Curie in a bottle?” Derek asks. The gelatinous body of Spencer's Reuniclus drifts absently in its protective green fluid, looking quite at home in a ridiculously large glass bottle that the good Doctor Reid absolutely stole from the lab.

“It’s a volumetric flask,” Spencer says automatically before pursing his lips, glancing at the jar on his desk, pretending as though he’d only just noticed it. “And I, uh...” He clears his throat as he scribbles more chicken-scratch. “I may have misplaced her pokéball and... Improvised a solution.”

“You have an eidetic memory,” Emily scoffs. Her Persian lifts her head from her crossed paws with a lazy elegance, staring critically through slit pupils. “How does losing things even happen to you?”

“It’s primarily for what I read, not-“

“Not what you see, yadda-yadda,” Derek cuts him off, if only to watch the way Spencer’s nose scrunches in irritation. JJ watches as Curie burbles inside her glass home, the palm-sized nuclei of her body floating like wax in a lava lamp.

“Is it really good for her to be in there? Like... Ethically?”

“She’s comfortable,” says Spencer, looking only slightly defensive. “While Reuniclus’s do adopt a slightly humanoid shape when in the wild, they can condense their cytoplasmic fluid to containers even half their size. Besides, protocol dictates that hazardous Pokémon need to be contained for workplace safety.”

The corner of his mouth jerks downwards at the word ‘hazardous’, but Derek only rolls his eyes. Plenty of agents had partner Pokémon that they had to keep out of the workplace. Clooney was six foot tall from his paws to his ears, and that was on the small side for an Arcanine – just imagining him in the bullpen made Derek wince. The bureau had given Spencer a lot of leeway in his career, but they weren’t going to let his psychic ball of poison float around the office willy-nilly.

JJ hums, but the crease in her brows doesn’t smooth. Before she can comment any further, Hotch makes his way through the glass doors, his Lucario marching a pace behind him with militaristic stature.

“I want everyone in the round table room in ten minutes,” he says sharply, and the team’s bickering is forgotten in an instant as they gather themselves. Hotch reaches the staircase to his office in no less than five powerful strides – then falters, doubling back over his shoulder.

“Reid,” he says pointedly, “you have a containment breach.”

Spencer frowns, glancing towards his stoppered flask and paling once he sees the green fluid seeping out of the cork.

“Oh-! No, Curie, stay-!”

[whats-in-a-sentence]

Figure 3.12 shows a range of balances and glassware used in the preparation of solutions of known concentration. (...) If high precision is necessary, pipettes and volumetric flasks are used (figure 3.12a).

"Chemistry" 2e - Blackman, A., Bottle, S., Schmid, S., Mocerino, M., Wille, U.

[scr-ppup]

Labumpous presentation terms

Erlenmeyer flask: A presentation term for an individual who executes their presentation through a masculine lens in a uniquely labumpous way.

Vial (with cap): A presentation term for an individual who executes their presentation through a feminine lens in a uniquely labumpous way.

Volumetric flask: A presentation term for an individual who executes their presentation through a neutral lens in a uniquely labumpous way.

Funnel: A presentation term for an individual who executes their presentation through a androgynous lens in a uniquely labumpous way.

Glass stir bar: A presentation term for an individual who executes their presentation through a ambiguous lens in a uniquely labumpous way.

Watch glass: A presentation term for an individual who executes their presentation through a genderless lens in a uniquely labumpous way.

Dessicator: A presentation term for an individual who executes their presentation through a lens that rejects normative presentations in a uniquely labumpous way.

Pipette: A presentation term for an individual who executes their presentation through a xenine lens in a uniquely labumpous way.

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[tinyascanbe]

as a former entomologist i cant help but daydreaming…

tinies held by rubber bands to pins on pinning board, cloth gagging them, spread eagled, getting drawn by a scientist wearing a head magnifier with their head cocked to one side

a tiny being kept in a container next to a laboratory full of other live bugs individually containerized, marked, and kept on shelves. the chatter of insects is deafening and claustrophobia closes in on them as they pound against the containers top

forceps plucking a tiny from their enclosure and dropping them down the skinny entrance of a volumetric flask, leaving them sliding down with red marks on their bare sides from the forceps ridges

a fairy getting caught in a bug net by an entomologist in the field, hands wrapped around the fairy as their wings beat in desperation to escape

a tiny pressed between two glass slides of a microscope and gently being slid under the blaring light as theyre studied by their captor

[barstoolblues]

i cant wait to start my labeling scheme for my new analyses at work . literally reading spreadsheets and smiling imagining how ill format informative and color coded labels for different tubes and primary bottles and pipetting bottles and volumetric flasks and dilution standards and bench space

[enmuslullaby]

aaaand my fifth art piece for pride month! Look at that gorgeous volumetric flask.

[hylianengineer]

I went looking for lab tech stock photos because I thought they'd be hilariously bad. And, okay, some of them are, mostly in the form of over- or under-doing the PPE and also TERRIBLE micropipetting technique, but also? This thing where people stand around staring at their coworkers measuring liquid?

Yeah I've done that. I did that last week. We do in fact stand around to give each other second opinions on whether the volumetric flask is perfectly filled yet. I mean, his angle's all wrong, you have to get on eye-level with it, and I can't imagine why you'd use a micropipette to fill a volumetric flask in the first place, but still.

[mariecsklodowskacurie]

What Would Marie Curie Do…if she had to choose between her favorite glassware: