#vriska with toast

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Fraudsteal has officially launched!

Enoy some screenies from the first day!

[pettyoddity]

pepper

[davekat-sucks]

rizolda74: The day people stop calling marvus and other clowns predators is the day I rest because wtf is wrong with yall

yeah yeah, how dare i call a fictional character a crazy asshole.

i don't get you clownfuckers, i truly don't. why not admit you like villains, why try so hard to justify and deny all the fucked up shit they do, or like, attack anyone that dares criticize your pookies. why deny reality so hard.

how the hell are they NOT predatory?

marvus chucklevoodo'ed his audience/followers to shit themselves just for a laugh. chahut has weird undertones with amisia and takes advantage that people think she's hot to kill trolls for her. kurloz gaslights and demeans meulin, mindcontrols her, forces her to repeat what likely is his clown cultish religion phrases and puppeteers her to do tasks for him to help LE exist and kill everyone without her knowing. he hurt both her AND mituna to the point she went deaf and mituna got brain damage. kurloz also doesn't give a shit about how he hurt meulin, because despite mutilating himself " cuz he felt SO guilty :'( ", he can and clearly willingly speaks, he just doesn't do it in front of her and plays innocent on purpose so he's not found out.

look, he's literally mock-reverent about their deaths, because to him they are simply offerings to caliborn.

KURLOZ: THERE IS NO NEED TO APPROACH THE YOUNG MISGUIDED EMPRESS KURLOZ: SHE REMAINS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF THE MACHINATIONS WHICH TRANSPIRE BETWEEN THE HEROES OF RAGE KURLOZ: LET HER TRY TO RAISE HER PATHETIC ARMY OF SOULS. SHE WILL BE DOUBLE SLAIN BY OUR LORD LIKE ALL THE OTHER MIRTHLESS HERETICS KURLOZ: HONK KURLOZ: *HONK*

KURLOZ: OUT LORD AWAITS YOUR SERVITUDE AND TUTELAGE AT ONCE KURLOZ: WE SHALL NOW BUST OPEN THESE BITCHIN ELIXIR FORTIES KURLOZ: AND POUR SOME SWEET SWILL OUT FOR THE SOULS WHO SOON WONT BE NO MORE  #:o) MEULIN: (=^･ω･^=) < HE'S B33N VERY EXCITED LATELY. HE F33LS THAT SO MANY OF HIS SPOOKY RELIGION'S PROPHECIES ARE ON THE VERGE OF COMING TRUE, AND THE STARS ARE COMING INTO FELINEMENT.

motherfucker literally said "let's toast for the soon-to-be-executed! praise be the obliteration of the unbelievers!" he thinks it's justified, a prophecy, because it's the death of "mirthless heretics", people that do not share his beliefs. he's fucking crazy and cultish.

and what do religious cultists do? they PREY and TARGET the vulnerable to indoctrinate.

coincidentally, mituna and meulin are lowbloods. and thanks to him, disabled and dependent on him.

what do you think purplebloods are supposed to do? they are *subjugglators*. they subjuggate, they control and make lowbloods subservient. that's literally their fucking job in the hemosprectum. to make lowbloods *OBEY* no matter what they want or think, because that's what HIC wants. they literally have MIND CONTROL powers that make them completely lose their victim's agency.

the ONLY one i will give you weirdos is that hs2 ruined gamzee completely by retconning him into a disgusting fucked up ntr fantasy that also sexually harasses an underage vriska and maybe tavvy.

...but gamzee still took advantage of equius' vulnerability as he was choked to death, because he knew equius was so pathetically subservient to the hemospectrum he would never disobey a highblood and was even turned on by it. gamzee also took advantage of terezi's vulnerability and abused her, isolated her, and manipulated her to the point he made her dependent on him and their fucked up relationship.

purplebloods are shown constantly to prey on the vulnerable, highbloods do that because their alien society is fucked up.

look at meenah, she is also a predator. she point blank said she targeted damara to bully because she was "meek and weak", and groomed vriska and karkat, and pointed out how she took notice of their age difference and still went for it to date them.

Here is the source of the transcript from Openbound for those who want the source. People in this modern age really hate villains and antagonists, yet treat them as either Draco in Leather Pants, woobify them that they claim they did nothing wrong, or for the female side like Chahut and Meenah, think they are like girlbosses because feminism. If my fave character is a racist asshole, I love him being a racist asshole. If he's a greedy bitch, let him care about money more than love and people.

[vriskaserketdaily]

can you please draw vriska eating vegemite toast

if u ever had vegemite u kno wtf is going on !!!

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

opinions on erivris? (canon + potential)

Friendship! This one's a bit weird to answer because I personally feel like canon pretty much shows us what's up with their relationship, but I can still talk about it!

So we know that Vriska initially got Mindfang's journal from following a meteor she saw shortly after leaving the caverns. This journal eventually led her to a ghost ship, where she found the Flourite Octet during a roleplaying campaign. Eridan mentions getting his crosshairs from a ghost ship too, implying that the two found it together while FLARPing. Since Vriska was explicitly led there by the writings of her ancestor, and she always wished to be like Mindfang, and Eridan also believes that his inheritance of the gun was a sign that he was meant to follow in his ancestor's footsteps/finish their unfinished business, it's heavily implied that the two's kismesistude was largely the result of both of them feeling obligated to pick things up where their ancestors left off.

Now, Karkat's speculated before about Vriska's fucked-up psyche from all the murders. I'll probably just post that, because, to be honest, I trust Karkat's opinion:

CG: OK, MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T HAD THEIR LOBE STEM CAUTERIZED ARE CAPABLE OF FEELING THE TWO PRIMARY EMOTIONS, HATE AND PITY. CG: PITY IS OF COURSE JUST THE TONED DOWN VERSION OF THE CENTRAL EMOTION, HATE. CG: AND ALL THE NUANCES OF PITY MANIFEST AS VARIOUS OTHER KINDS OF FEELINGS LIKE WHATEVER CHEMICAL REACTIONS TRIGGER MATING FONDESS OR THE MYSTERIOUS FORCES THAT ARE BEHIND MOIRALLEGIANCE. ... CG: A WELL BALANCED PERSON IS IS GOING TO HAVE A GOOD DISTRIBUTION BETWEEN HATE AND THE VARIOUS PITY HUMORS. CG: HAVING A GOOD BALANCE KEEPS ALL THE EMOTIONS SHARPER, SEE I THINK THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. ... CG: BUT SEE, YOU'RE TOO HEAVY ON THE HATE SIDE, OR AT LEAST YOU PRETEND TO BE WHICH IS MAYBE WORSE. ... CG: AND YOU THINK YOU'RE HATING UP EVERYONE HARD WHEN YOU'RE REALLY JUST BURNING OUT THAT ENTIRE EMOTIONAL HEMISPHERE. CG: IT'S LIKE LUKEWARM HATE. PRETENDER'S HATE, WITH NO COUNTERPOINT AT ALL. CG: AS SUCH THERE'S NO REAL SUBSTANCE TO YOUR HATE, IT'S LIKE A CARDBOARD MOVIE PROP. CG: WHICH IS WHY YOUR BRAIN IS BROKEN, KIND OF LIKE TAVROS'S BUT ON THE OPPOSITE HEMISPHERE I GUESS. CG: OR MAYBE YOUR BROKEN BRAIN LED TO THE IMBALANCE IN THE FIRST PLACE, I DON'T KNOW. CG: WHATEVER THE CASE IS, YOU'RE KIND OF EMOTIONALLY SCREWED, SORRY TO SAY. CG: YOUR HATE'S TOO DULL FOR A PROPER KISMESIS, IN MY OPINION. CG: AND I DON'T SEE ANYONE CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO BE YOUR MOIRAIL HONESTLY, UNLESS THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY BOTHER PITYING YOU. CG: AND LANDING A MATESPRIT? HAHAHAHA! CG: SERIOUSLY, LIKE THAT WOULD EVEN INTEREST YOU. CG: BASICALLY ANY FEATURE OF YOUR EMOTIONAL PROFILE THAT USUALLY MAKES SOMEONE VIABLE IN THE REDROM DEPARTMENT MUST BE TOTALLY FRIED. CG: YOUR BLACKROM POTENTIAL'S PROBABLY TOAST TOO.

So basically, what Karkat is saying is that Vriska's a sloppy mess. Because of her personal suite of issues, caused by a demanding and "intense" "sym8iotic" relationship with her lusis and all the child murders she's had to do (many thousands), she functionally doesn't have enough emotional effort to muster up for pretty much anybody.

And this all makes sense, because Vriska's entire suite of problems stems from having to be tough as nails and justifying her actions. No weakness, no kindness, no mercy, no pity. And since she's closing herself off from the rest of her emotions, all she has left is a "dull" hate, insufficient for a proper kismesistude. Frankly, according to Karkat, she just can't hate anybody hard enough.

Now, Vriska and Eridan have a lot of parallels, between their ancestors' shared history and the similar demands made by the lusii in their lives. However, Vriska is far more successful at fitting into the highblood mold; since she's better at closing herself off from feelings of guilt or pity, and - Team Charge debacle nonwithstanding - capable of forming and maintaining friendly relations, if not friendship, with other trolls (Equius, Kanaya).

In contrast, because the two kind of serve as foils for each other, Eridan is really bad at managing his feelings. Between expressing guilt about the kid he just orphaned:

That should keep her happy for a while. And make a freshly orphaned troll somewhere pretty sad.

And the fact that he's generally known for his "exaggerated emotional theatrics," which generally stem from genuine deep-seated anxieties he holds towards his position in society and the weight of a seemingly inescapable future (check out my Eridan essay for more), I think it's safe to say that he kind of represents the opposite of Vriska's personal suite of issues: where she closes herself off from her feelings too much, and is thus constantly projecting an air of being tough and mean and scary, Eridan expresses his emotions too much, and is thus seen as cringe and overbearing and attention-seeking.

And this equal-but-opposites kind of thing crops up in other facets of their life - Vriska's murders are motivated primarily by self-preservation, as her lusus dying means she dies, too; meanwhile, Eridan's murders carry with them the survival of the entire species, as well as his friends specifically. Vriska's lusus is described as intensely demanding, and their relationship symbiotic (read: codependent); Eridan's is described (by proxy, via Cronus's lusus) as "stern and fatherly," with an implication that he's provides pretty much no emotional support whatsoever (which I expand upon here).

So, if Vriska's relationship problems are caused by the fact that she's so removed from her own feelings that she has no emotional effort to spare, then it stands to reason - and indeed seems to be the case - that Eridan's emotional problems are that he's far too emotional, and thus, going in too hard, and in too messy a direction, no matter who he's attempting to pursue. (Nepeta calls his flushed advances "cr33py and insincere," Kanaya finds his ashen advances "indecent," and Equius expresses feeling uncomfortable with his flirting.)

Indeed, Eridan strikes up flirting astonishingly quickly, as seen when he shares only a few words with Rose before asking if she wants to go pitch with him. There's several factors involved here.

The first is that his emotions run fever-hot at all times, to the point that he has difficulty parsing both their origins and their aims; if you asked him point-blank if he was really in love/hate with whomever he was flirting with, he would answer you with a firm "yes," even if it's obvious to everyone around him that he probably isn't.

The second is that he's desperately lonely, and likely sees a relationship as a form of alleviation from that loneliness, so he's over-eager to get into one. A romantic partner isn't supposed to leave you alone, after all, and we can see from Vriska accidentally ghosting him to mercy kill her lusus that he tends to assume people ignore him on purpose. Because he has anxiety. The boy just craves attention.

And finally, establishing a relationship, especially a pitch one, is tied up in his general problems regarding duty and obligation. Not only is there pressure from the empire to fill both concupiscent quadrants by adulthood, but Dualscar had a kismesis, so Eridan ought to have one, too. We see from the way he treats killing angels as a duty he has to undertake, the same as killing lusii, that he has great difficulty divorcing his current situation from the anxiety that motivates him to complete his work, so it's likely that he's still moving according to this feeling that he "has to" fill these quadrants or else Something Bad Will Happen.

And, with Vriska specifically, here's the thing - there's never a point where he genuinely describes hatred for her. The most we get is him using some colorful slurs to describe her to Kanaya, but he never goes into specifics, like "I hate her for X". So the question that all of this begs is, did Eridan ever hate Vriska at all?

And the answer is probably no. Personally, I don't think their kismesistude was ever really serious, nor did they ever actually hate each other. Both of them, feeling obligated by their bloodlines, entered into the kismesistude on the grounds that it was their duty, an obligation, and at some point, Vriska realized she wasn't really into it, and Eridan got the rejection through his thick, woeful skull. Their interaction in [S] Past Karkat: Wake up. pretty much says it all.

VRISKA: Hey. ERIDAN: hey VRISKA: So........ ERIDAN: wwhats up VRISKA: Nothing. VRISKA: Standing by the old horn pile I see. ERIDAN: yup VRISKA: Yeah........ VRISKA: Ok then. Carry on I guess. ERIDAN: god damn vvris wwhys it still got to be so flippin awwkwward like this come on ERIDAN: wwe used to havve a good thing goin remember our campaigns ERIDAN: that shit wwas epic wwhere are you evven goin to find a rivvalry like that VRISKA: It was fun, Eridan. While it lasted. VRISKA: 8ut it ran its course! I don't know what else to tell you. ERIDAN: oh as if im not so ovver it please spare me your disdain mindfang ERIDAN: im wworkin on findin a neww rivvalry wwhichll make ours look like a kiddie game ERIDAN: wwhich oh by the wway IT WWAS VRISKA: If you say so, Dualscar! 8est of luck with that. VRISKA: Too 8ad the luck's all mine now! Hahahaha.

To paraphrase:

-Awkward foot shuffling- ERIDAN: I really enjoyed what we had, when you paid attention to me. Are you sure you don't want to go back to that? VRISKA: I guess it was fun, but I'm not interested, like I've told you a bajillion times already. ERIDAN: Yeah, I know, I just figured I'd ask. ALSO I'M TOTALLY EMOTIONALLY FINE AND NOT SAD AT ALL BECAUSE SADNESS IS WEAKNESS AND I'M NOT WEAK, SEE? I CAN BANTER. I'M NORMAL ABOUT THIS. I'M TOTALLY OVER YOU. VRISKA: Hahaha. Yikes. Good luck, dude. Genuinely no hard feelings on my end.

And there really aren't hard feelings. Before the retcon, Vriska mentions on the ghost pirate ship that she wishes Eridan was there; post-retcon, she's the one who's willing to go to bat for him a little when she and Terezi are discussing who to bring back with their extra kernelsprites. Eridan is doing his usual thing of "well, I've accepted their rejection... but am open to them changing their minds, crazier things have happened" thing with her, but that DOES mean that he has accepted the rejection. (More about the way he handles rejection and flirting here.)

So pitch is toast for them; they've been there, done that, and probably never even hated each other in the first place. On the other quadrants:

The thing with pale is that it's about keeping each other calm. Given that Eridan seems to puff up whenever Vriska is involved - because, even if he never hated her, the fact that she could do the Highblood Thing more naturally than he could probably fuels his general insecurities about his inability to meet that ideal - I don't think it would be successful on that count alone. Even without that, I highly doubt Eridan would be capable of reining Vriska in, nor would he even particularly care to (and vice versa) - the two of them both struggle with empathy for other people.

Flushed is, hmmm... well, the thing is, both of them have been shown having flushed tastes of "nice" - Vriska's weird vascillatory thing with Tavros, and then her fond feelings for John, and Eridan's interest in an idealized version of Feferi. In fact, Karkat outright says he thinks Tavros is broken in such a way that he doesn't feel hatred for anybody, and Eridan says to Feferi that he thinks she's too nice to hate anybody; whether or not that's true, we can extrapolate that the two of them tend to be interested in people who are just really really nice. And unfortunately, the two of them are not particularly nice at all.

So personally, I think the best possible ending for these two is friendship. The incompatible aspects of their personalities - Eridan's desperate need for attention and emotional support, and Vriska's difficulty with providing it - wouldn't be a problem in a casual friendship, and they clearly hold each other in fairly positive regard. For their own sakes, I don't think they should be in too much contact - Eridan is painfully sincere and emotional even at his best, and Vriska is tough and badass even at her best, and I think she'd wind up hurting him, and he'd wind up exhausting her - but as, like, casual buddies that see a movie with each other or do extreme sports or something every so often? Not bad!

[vriskabot]

davris morning routine hcs?

YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT cracks my knuckles. this kinda turned into sleeping habit and self care hcs as a whole sorry not sorry -vriska is not a night owl or a morning person but she IS a long and heavy sleeper. do not wake her up before she is good and ready or you WILL get torn a new asshole bare minimum. if the verbal lashing does not work she will escalate immediately and directly to grievous bodily harm -dave is probably the only person who can manage this without dying but even THEN he would much rather get on her ass about going to sleep on time than get on her ass about getting up in the morning -dave is a much lighter sleeper and honestly naturally a nap guy. i think on a genetic level the strilondes dont sleep long even when they DO manage to sleep (dirk and rose are notorious insomniacs) but i dont think dave really minds it -nobody knows when he sleeps but he does! hes just Constantly Around -this was only further reinforced by living with bro and being trained and all that jazz so daves sort of got a built in alarm clock (lol time player) -in that vein dave can kinda predict when vriska is gonna be up based on what time shes gone to sleep so he can be in and out of the bathroom before she needs to be in there which is. a very very good thing -i think dave was a lot more anal (and anxious) about what he looked like when he was a teen (to the point of being unable to leave the house if his hair wasnt JUST right) but hes way more lax about it now -that being said i also dont think hes gone fully curly girl now that hes okay with his hair having a single iota of texture whatsoever. he just combs it into the style he wants it to dry in and lets nature take the wheel after that (its very soft and vriska LOVES to touch and tousle it) -he MAYBE uses a light pomade while wet if anything but thats only if he NEEDS his hair to stay nice all day -vriska on the other hand. woo buddy. -depending on how im feeling about her styling, shes either full 17 step curly hair routine or blowdried + straightened + hairsprayed until its crunchy even if her hair is naturally already straight -like im sorry shes SO emo -i think a lot of that stemmed from the sort of persona she put on to protect herself that ended up becoming her taste Anyway -the full face of makeup + done hair carries a very Intentional feeling that makes her seem a little less off the wall, has-no-clue-what-shes-doing than she really IS -ultimately its about control! having more control over the interpersonal dynamics and the flow of things based on the kind of assumptions people make about her based on the way she presents herself -dave was doing his similarly insane hair routine at 13 14 15 for the same exact reasons -dont let her fool you though its all smoke and mirrors -when she was in her teens it was definitely a full coverage foundation + powder foundation + pencil liner for EVERYTHING situation and loads of dark eyeshadow -in her adulthood though i think shed be alright with like. a much more lightweight base like bbcream or even just concealer in spots for daily wear and she saves the full face beat for more special occasions like dates and shit -as much as i think dave finds later on in life that he actually kinda enjoys cooking, hes not up making a Full Breakfast every day -theyre both perfectly fine with like. toast and microwave breakfast sausage to eat -vriska however is not to be trusted with the stove. she sucks SO bad at cooking save for the few dishes shes ruined enough times that shes got the experience to do it right -both of them are horrible caffeine fiends. they will drink soda or energy drinks with breakfast and then wonder why their fucking stomachs hurt later -i think in the case of NEEDING caffeine vriska is much more varied in her intake sources--energy drinks, soda, coffee, and tea are all viable options depending on how much energy she feels she needs -dave though... he feels like the "starts with an energy drink and only drinks other stuff when he has a craving" kinda guy

-though maybe thats the raging adhd you tell me -their bed is almost never ever made and both of them live in organized chaos. whether or not they ENJOY the chaos is a different story entirely -vriska is a blanket hog AND a pillow hog so they eventually had to settle on each having their own blankets -vriska loathes mint toothpaste and dave is a cinnamon toothpaste guy so you can imagine how much of a eureka moment vriska had the first time she spent the night -and yes that means she was just bearing with the mint because she had no clue there was any other option -uhhhhh i cant think of much else more on this topic i hope u enjoyed <3

[whynotfabulous]

Thinking about making my first true gimmick blog (unless you count Vriska with toast)official bell curve posts. I don't think one exists already? But I say it in my head every time

[toskarintoast]

You have been compared to caliborn Homestuck before, but that comparison is wrong. If you were anybody from Homestuck, you would be Vriska. Not because of how you talk, or how you act. But because of her associations with Toast. You and stuckwithtoast are truly the Toast Tumblr Greats, and I salute you both.

i. toastka (toast + toskarin). will. not fall. into inactivity. like my predecessor. toastka (toast + vriska).

[batsnipp]

Homestuck Trolls Starbucks Drinks

Aradia: Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Brew

Tavros: Frozen Pinapple Passionfruit

Sollux: Iced Honey Almond milk Flat White

Karkat: London Fog

Nepeta: Chai Creme Frappuccino

Kanaya: Cappuccino with Blonde Esspresso and two pumps Hazelnut

Terezi: Caramel Ribbon Crunch Extra Crunch Extra Caramel

Vriska: Iced Toasted Vanilla Oatmilk Shaken Esspresso

Equius: Dark Roast with two raw sugars and Heavy Whipping Cream

Gamzee: He comes in with a different Tiktok drink every time

Eridan: Orders an Esspresso Macchiato but doesn't actually like it so he always ends up drinking feferi's drink

Feferi: Pink Drink with Vanilla and Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Foam

[madam-melon-meow]

The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative: a homestuck fanfiction. Chapter 28, an excerpt

“Take a cup, both of you. Someone brought the top shellf stuff- please tell me we can toast Vriska not being dragged back to her cell?” Feferi raised her brow inquisitively.

“Fuck yeah!” Vriska enthused, grabbing a cup from the stack and letting Feferi pour her a generous helping of Belvedere . “As long as nobody tells the Hunter, he has no reason to crash the party. Karkat has nothing to worry about.” Her words were supposedly reassuring, but he found himself scowling as visions of all the ways it could go wrong flashed before his eyes.

“Good!” Feferi exclaimed, and shoved the stack of cups in his direction. “Karcrab, if you don’t take a shot with me, I have the feeling you aren’t going to relax at all.” He reluctantly brought his hand to the stack, slowly pulling a cup free.

“Vodka tastes like ass, no matter what shelf you pull it from. And my power to catastrophize is stronger than any spirit.” He grumbled, but only halfheartedly, allowing Feferi to pour him an equally generous helping, which felt more like three shots than one. He figured she was right about one thing- he really was taking the evening off. He ought to act like it.

“We’ll see about that,” Feferi proclaimed with a grin, shoving the stack of cups against her body and fishing her own cup from her cleavage. “Bottoms up!”

The three slammed their “shots”, which had about as much enjoyment as chugging a cup of gasoline. Feferi whooped in exuberance, while he bore the burn stonily. His quarterly meeting with the Dwarven guild always ended with Earlenor Ironbrow passing around the Dwarven liquor, which made this taste like kiddy shit by comparison. Vriska, however, immediately gagged, coughing and sputtering, her eyes watering with a shimmer of blood.

“Oh, that is awful. Is there anything we can take shots of that doesn’t taste like paint thinner?” She asked, pulling a face. Feferi gasped in response.

“Oh my glub, was that your first shot ever ?”

Vriska blushed, looking sheepish. “...Maybe.”

“Whale, let me find you something sweeter for a chaser. Back in a splash!” Feferi bounded away, all giggles and glitter.

A new song began playing, the music seeming to vibrate through the air and resonate in his bones. Vriska seemed to be feeling the music as well, as she began swaying in time with the beat, grinning at him.

“You gonna just stand there, orrrrrrrr?” She challenged him, shifting closer. The flush to her face remained, and her movement had a new fluidity to it.

“Or,” he declared, eliciting a startled laughter from her. He smiled back, allowing himself to give in- to be in the moment. It was a quirk of his physiology that left the vodka as a single large bead of liquid, his mind controlling its surface tension with barely a thought. He could choose to leave it that way, to continue the party stone cold sober. But he wanted to relax with the feeling of his inhibitions lowering, so he envisioned the bubble as his own stress, allowing it to pop. He felt the peculiar burn of the vodka literally sinking through his body, the alcohol sharp as it absorbed and sent his head spinning, and began to dance with his friend, joining her in laughter.

Everyone’s having fun at this party! Read on to see more!

[disgustedorite]

toast that looks like Jesus vs volcano that looks like Vriska

[bronzecats]

Someone should make a blog compiling with Homestuck characters with food and drink. There's the Vriska with Toast blog, but I mean for all the stuff. Today I've seen Dirks with ice cream sandwiches and a Dave with a bean burrito. I may or may not be responsible for the Fefetasprite with tea asks.

I have too many Homestuck blogs, so someone else do it.

[davekat-sucks]

every now and then ill come back to this blog because its the only place where i can criticize homestuck and have people listen to it without screaming, "gurhhh ummm u just hate cuz um um um.. your.. your transphobic! homophobic!"

i just wanted to say homestuck fans have some of the worst humor ive ever seen, ESCPECIALLY the homestuck team. it feels so, milk toast. i get a insane vibe of old person who is trying so hard to make funny memes.

one of the comics was just,, vriska saying "gay" over and over? its not the fact that its a gay joke, cuz i think lgbtq jokes can be funny. but its just so uncreative here. it feels like laziness on full display. repeat gay over and over.... i dont really get it i guess.

or the general obsession with lgbtq identity in homestuck fandom. again, out of context this sounds like homophobic or transphobic bs but its moreso i just feel a insane dissapointment how storytelling is not valued anymore in this fandom. you just slap a label on a character and thats as far as content goes now a days.

its been like that for years as well. how many variations of different genders and sexualities until we get.. some creative headcanons? a creatively made comic? some storytelling that fleshes out the characters deeper?

the thing is people could make interesting stuff with lgbtq identities too but they never do. the bar is so fucking low man.

TLDR; homestuck fandom is the epitome of anti-creativity.

Yeah, that Vriska gay jokes was from the official Homestuck Independent Creative Union team that was posted on Patreon, drawn by floralmarsupial. It sucks hard. Someone said it looks like Vriska trying to gaslight Dave to thinking he is gay (for Karkat). It should feel wrong, but LGBT and Davekat fans don't care. Bullying and grooming are the same kind of definition in their eyes. Most of the humor in modern Homestuck plays it safe. They don't want to offend others if they try to do edgey, dark, or slapstick humor. So the go-to kind is often the hashtag relatable humor. But even then, that could be taken as offensive by someone. Even the pool of latest Internet memes can be hard if most of it sucks for what's currently popular or can't be portrayed in certain forms of styles. Simple text over image is not the same as trying to say it in a speech bubbles at times. Sudden deep fry visual humor won't pull off well if previous art styles had them looking clean and crisp at first. Maybe it can pull off well, but the execution of it mostly sucks in recent times by modern generation. LGBT themes really have taken over priorities in story telling, even when it is not involved or that important in the narrative. Like how does being trans gonna help save the world from impending doom from a big bad that is destined to appear in every existing timeline? Can we also get headcanons that may expand on the characters interest? Like if Eridan is interested in military war history, would that extend to movies or video games he could watch/play? It could get people to look more into other things they never thought they would be interested in. What about Dave's interest in collecting dead things? How about him having a fucking dinosaur collection in his house because it is cool? Showing his silly side a little? Or have Jade's gardening being taught to the other citizens of Earth, be the one that ends world hunger since plantations would be possible even in places that shouldn't be able to grow certain types of food?

[vriskaserketdaily]

vriska pepsi anon . . . vriska toast anon . . . where are you in my hour of need

[stuckwithtoast]

The Vriska with Toast Mastertost - Part 1

It's been 10 (10!) years since I started requesting pictures of Vriska with toast. Here is 1-90 out of 617 of them with their artists linked. (oldest to most recent)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7

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10. @chusska

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17. @vulpinecyanide

18. @vulpinecyanide (technically a different submission)

19. chairosaki (deactivated)

20. fefairl (deactivated)

21. cybernetichomestuck (deactivated)

22. @melnathea

23. t-swizzles-mcmeister (deactivated)

24. melnathea - again

25. nudelae (deactivated)

26. @docbe

27. @asktheyoungserket-blog

28. @sevenseasaurus

29. @timid-jellyfish

30. maidenvriska (deactivated)

31. elvishasleftthefisting (deactivated)

32. cagedboner (deactivated)

33. striderswag (deactivated)

34. cybernetichomestuck (deactivated)

35. @xxxpresso

36. k7vin (deactivated)

37. @rubies-and-diamonds

38. @thebigmystery42

39. jumpybutterscotch (deactivated)

40. @pumpkinetics

41. @ikimaru

42. @northernvehemence

43. @sonotcanon-draws

44. deactivated unknown :(

45. @pt90

46. organprince (deactivated)

47. @pc-9800

48. @acevie

49. @superdiduper

50. homestuck-arts (deactivated)

51. encisor (deactivated)

52. @terpepy

53. @freckledoctopus

54. vriskastuck (deactivated)

55. @kiki-kit

56. @2ndhandangel

57. @evilhole

58. deactivated unknown :(

59. @lelamb

60. yveltcl (deactivated)

61. screweyartist (deactivated)

62. @carrionthird

63. @animealicia

64. @dongoverlord

65. ivanbloginsky (deactivated)

66. @caniborrowapen

67. @nbstuck

68. @madpurplehatter

69. musician-doll (deactivated)

70. truereset (deactivated)

71. @toxicgummy

72. shiochi (inactive but not deactivated)

73. deactivated unknown :(

74. @mowzies

75. a-pip-pip-da-doodly-do (deactivated)

76. @meltesh28

77. @spadefish

78. @phosmic

79. brokenbluepencils (deactivated)

80. @atticop

81. @mega-angry-cloud

82. @lispetsketches

83. spritzing (deactivated)

84. @ohmymaryam

85. efurrykindofkat (deactivated)

86. sketchbookcandy (deactivated)

87. @heimongs

88. mochi-finn (deactivated)

89. girlbit (deactivated)

90. @vriska

To be continued...

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7