#vuerambles

[slattlicker]

i feel like i’ve been cranking out imagines left and right but now i’m spiraling over what kind of long fic to actually sit down and write.

maybe something simple.

jealous schlatt. friends to lovers. a little desperate. a little touch-starved. something that gets messy way too fast— like:

“you don’t even fuckin’ get it, do you?”

he’s close. too close. voice low, hands gripping the edge of the counter like it’s the only thing keeping him back.

“watchin’ you all night—laughin’ with him like that? you’re killin’ me, sweetheart.”

you blink at him. breathless. “j—”

“don’t. don’t look at me like that unless you want this to go somewhere.”

a beat.

“fuck.” his hand finds your jaw. “please...just let me taste you.”

[slattlicker]

also....if anyone had the desperation to pay for sleep deprived's patreon and schlatt said what his signature scent is now............

as a writer (and a very curious and respectful simp) .........

i would love to know.

[slattlicker]

just wanted to give a quick thank you.

for reading, for reblogging, for being horny in the tags lolol

this little blog is bringing me so much joy, and the love you’ve shown my writing means more than you know.

i’m gonna keep going. keep posting. keep being embarrassed about this silly man we all love. so thank you again, so so much.

from the bottom of my perverted little heart: thank you ♡ i love you ♡ more soon ♡

— vue

p.s. - first attempt at smut coming soon !!

[slattlicker]

alright lickers, here's your little update:

1. one more fic is on the queue (it's very cute i think you'll like it)

2. another chapter of kiss it better will follow that (for the freaks who need smut to get through the day)

and for everyone who's like:

3. VUE ARE REQUESTS OPEN YET?!?! 👹

i'll be on a flight while these two fics release, but as soon as i land, i'm going to be opening up requests + my askbox again. that'll be in about 5 hours from now!!

[slattlicker]

do u use ai

no. every fic on this blog is written by me — my voice, my pacing, my structure. i do use tools like grammarly to check grammar sometimes, and canva to help me organize and compare different drafts (i tend to rewrite scenes a few times, then stitch together my favorite pieces — which is why you might occasionally catch a small repetition or mistake. whoops!!)

but no — no ai. not for art, not for writing, not for anything else.

[slattlicker]

hi hi, darlings ♡

just a quick update from the backroom — my inbox is temporarily closed while i sort through the 20+ requests waiting in the wings. you spoil me rotten. truly. you’ve been keeping me very busy (and i’m not complaining).

the masterlist will be updated by week’s end to include all the newest fics that have made their debut — and believe me, there’s still plenty waiting for you to enjoy. the queue’s humming, and the night is young.

i see your comments. your reblogs. your little tags. and angel, i live for them. i’ll be making my rounds to reply (to comments) when i can — i promise you haven’t gone unnoticed.

one last thing: a few of you have asked for similar scenarios. while i love giving each ask its own flavor, i don’t want to start repeating myself — so if your request lines up with something i’ve just served, i might slide you a link instead of a fresh glass.

luv u. drink some water. have a beautiful evening, my beloved patrons.

— vue ♡

[slattlicker]

if slattlicker has a million fans, i'm one of them

if slattlicker has 5 fans, i'm one of them

if slattlicker has 1 fan, that one is me

if slattlicker has no fans, i'm no longer alive

if the world is against slattlicker, i'm against the entire world

till my last breath i'll support slattlicker

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST AND MOST ROMANTIC THING ANYONE’S EVER SAID EVER. i’m making this my will. i’m tattooing this on my ribs. i’m naming this post as my emergency contact. thank you for being the #1 slattlicker soldier till the end 😭✊ you have no idea how much this means to me

[slattlicker]

alrightyyy requests are closed once more omg

i was seeing these as they were coming in and im literally drooling at some of these ideas...thank you all for your submissions !! <3

- vue

[slattlicker]

can you write schlatt as a girl dad? i read the fic with pregnant reader and IT WAS SO FREAKING CUTE 🥲🥲🫶

hello my darling!! I made you a co-owner to "don't wake the baby"!! enjoy schlatt as the cutest girl dad everrr

[slattlicker]

requests are open! <33

[slattlicker]

masterlist’s been updated, a new nsfw series just dropped, and i’m nearly through the inbox…

so you know what that means.

the ✧ request rules + faq ✧ post drops soon !! that's what it means.

thought i’d offer a little guidance before y’all start tossing more filthy little fantasies my way. the request rules are dropping, but that doesn't mean the inbox will open as soon as it drops. it's to prep!!

truth be told… i never had formal rules before because i didn’t think i’d need them. but now we’ve got over 300 customers in here (holy mother of schlatt??), it felt like time to make things official.

new requests will be opening pretty soon—so if you’ve got something sinful brewing in that pretty little head...get ready.

and hey, just a heads-up—this might end up being a snap open, snap shut situation. i wanna get to as many requests as i can, but i also don’t wanna drown in my own thirst trap inbox.

thanks for your understanding ♡

— vue

[slattlicker]

you guys are gonna go crazy when i finish editing this next one...it literally is SOOO good

[slattlicker]

Thank you so so much for 'a quiet kind of chaos'. The angst is so delicious I'm eating it with a spoon. Trying not to outright blame Schlatt for the fallout while the unspoken "this happened because it's YOU" hovers in the background? Muah. I only wanted to share my ruminations from work, but you turned it into a masterpiece.

Now we're going to flip off the haters while making out with our controversial boyfriend live like the baddie we are. "Settling" my ASS.

May your socks always be toasty and your pillow cool.

okay wait wait i actually love this bc it’s like—you get it.

like yes, i never wanted the fic to outright say “this is your fault” but also… that’s kind of the point. like. she knows it’s not fair to blame him entirely, but y/n also can’t stop feeling like this all started because he exists in a way that people already have strong, loud opinions about.

and then there’s her guilt—because yeah, maybe she knew the risk. maybe she let it happen anyway, because she wanted to feel good for once. and now the internet’s punishing her for it and it’s all so devastating.

it’s not “he’s bad for her.” it’s “she doesn’t know how to be with him without feeling like she’s betraying the version of herself other people expect.”

so YES, enjoy the good and ignore the hate and keep making the content you want to make. thanks sm for your analysis, angel !! i really appreciate feedback/comments like this <3

[slattlicker]

your blog is so well thought out and organized, i love it so much! feel like i need a glass of red wine in my hand for the proper reading experience lol

okay but like…

this is such a classy compliment?? now i feel like i need to write the next one in silk pajamas, silk sheets, and jazz in the background just for the aesthetic.

thank u for this tho, sweetheart. i live for that 1950s speakeasy, femme-fatale fantasy (mostly in my head), so i’m so glad i get to bring you into the delusion <3

[slattlicker]

I'm going straight to hell because I read all your posts today while watching chuckle sandwich. Reading about the big guy eating box while his voice is in my ear was...an experience. Highly recommend. 10/10. I'll save everyone a seat in the splash zone next to the lake of fire.

holy shit LMAO

i'm glad my dialogue is at least somewhat on-point if your brain could reasonably believe he’d say such… heinous things 💀

like yeah. yeah. you’re absolutely going to hell. front row in the splash zone. but also?? we’re all bringing floaties and snacks when we inevitably get sent down there too.

save me a seat, angel 🫡

[slattlicker]

hello my dear, i love your writing style so much!

perhaps: schlatt who has a sickeningly sweet crush on the reader. dopey smiles, blushing cheeks, etc..

omg omg i literally didn't see this ask, but may i direct you to my latest long fic - "boy with the green folder"? i JUST posted it and i feel like it really fits with what you're looking for, my darling!!