#wade and logan are literally soulmates bruh

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what happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey💋

(bruh i struggled so much with this for no reason😭)

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^original poster’s tags

I love how we can pretty much call this Logan “Wade’s Logan”

That’s HIS man. No one else’s. That’s his little honey badger. That’s his big boy. That’s his peanut. That’s his Wolverine.

He actually adopted this guy into his family and now he’s gonna be his for the rest of their never-ending lives.

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my current favorite hc is that Logan developed OCD after he officially gets together with Wade, and no it’s not the germaphobe one, but ROCD (ocd that’s about a relationship)

but Wade didn’t do anything, it’s that something clicked in Logan’s head that suddenly makes him ruminate about their relationship, something along the lines of

“if I don’t make the bed or help him with dinner he’s gonna kick me out” or “if I talk to him in a certain tone of voice he’s gonna break up with me”, “he doesn’t really love me”, “what if I don’t truly love him?”, “what if he still likes Vanessa?”, “what if he’s secretly scared of me?” “what if im not good enough?” and so much more but those are the most common ones.

so he’s performing compulsive behaviors to calm his mind, like cleaning the entire apartment, making sure Vanessa won’t be where ever they are, consistently buying Wade his favorite snacks, putting his favorite shows on tv even if Logan hates them, and haven’t done or said anything mean to Wade, nor disagreed with him, although his thoughts keep coming back with more slam to the point he’s quietly sobs from time to time when no one’s near, his fear of loosing Wade becomes stronger each passing day and his compulsive acts become more and more intense: he spaces out A LOT, picks at his skin, folds Wades clothes with so much care while leaves his own simply in a pile, makes sure he’s as close as he can be to Wade when they’re walking, eating, cuddling etc., he can’t help but think about different ways Wade could be disappointed in him

“if i won’t kiss him 3 times something bad is gonna happen” or “if i won’t fall asleep holding him he’s gonna get out of bed and walk away”, “what if he’s talking to someone behind my back?”

meanwhile Wade was clueless, up until one morning when he wakes up to a whole meal brought into the bed by Logan.

Wade: Oh my fuck, Wolvie! Holy shit, is it my birthday?!

Logan, temporary relieved to see his sleepy smile: Do you want me to bring you breakfast in bed from now on?

He’s ready to hear yes from Wade, but he only laughs.

Wade: Cmon peanut, you’re not my maid, but man, you’ve been cooking for us this whole time, and everything tastes delicious, though I never expected an ex-alcoholic to be such an amazing chef!

Logan tenses up but keeps a smile, watching Wade inhale his breakfast burrito and coffee.

Wade: Speaking of which, I wanted to talk or… rather ask.

His voice is still sleepy and soft, but that sentence drenches Logan in cold sweat as he keeps his cool but the more seconds pass with Wade chewing the more his heart races.

Wade: Is everything okay with you lately? Like you… changed and… not like im upset i just… would like to know what’s going on?

Logan feels his chest pinching and throat tightening.

“should i lie, maybe if I speak up about it that will only push him more towards what im so afraid of?”

He’s silent, his eyes drop to his hands as he’s making a life-or-death decision, but the words spill out themselves.

Logan: You love me, right?

Wade blinked as if he just asked the most stupid question in the universe.

Wade: That’s why… oh, sweetheart…

Wades voice softens even more after he sees Logan tear up.

Wade: Cm’here, baby, tell me what’s bothering you?

And that’s when Logan tells him everything and every thought that went thought his head, explaining it all through more tears, after Wade looks him straight in the eyes with all seriousness, holding Logan’s face.

Wade: I want that to forever be engraved in your mind, I love you Logan, I love you like nobody before, and always will, and so do you, I feel it in your touch, your voice, no matter what you do, we love each other, and that’s how it is, nothing can change that.

Logan’s soul finally breaks out the nasty chains as he kisses Wade so passionately he even forgot what started it

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— they’re watching a boring romcom

and i love these 2 losers so much❤️💛

thank you so much for over 1000 likes on my previous artwork</3 ily all

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reblog to manifest y’all🕯️❤️💛

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Wade brings tortilla blanket: Lemme wrap you up, Peanut!

Logan: Tf you’re doing?…

Wade: Human burrito?

Logan, retracting his claws: How about human kebab?

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wade: so… what would’ve happened if me and logan didn’t fight then fuck in that honda odyssey?

loki: it was supposed to happen because the time keepers wrote that as such

dr strange: i believe you can change that reality but i also believe changing it can lead into creating a different time branch or even a loop

spiderman: it’s a canon event!

wade: omggggg just like that song sings…

logan:… ugh dear god… shut the f-

wade: 🎶you’re mine~ and we belong together~🎶

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logan: w… wade?

wade: yes, peanut?

logan: I don’t think that in your wildest damn dreams you’ll ever hear me say one thing

wade: you learned to cook? you steal my suit to smell it? you play with my eagle pistols and katanas? you wanna take out laura for father-daughter day?

logan: n-no, i don’t think you’d ever expect me to say that…

wade: OH MY GOD! just say it, stop edging me, though we’re into it…

logan: i-i love you? i love you, that’s what it is, now don’t get too happy, it’s moment of weakness, but that aside im trying to learn to cook, i do snatch your suit to… cuddle with, i flip around your weapons when you’re ain’t looking, and laura hates going out

wade: …what’s your ring size?

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at this point mcu owes us more movies/shows with wade and logan as well as them having at least A KISS… AT LEAST! and i swear to Lord if we have to organize peaceful protests at their headquarters— we will

bc if you think about, movie made like $1.3 billion dollars and #1 movie of the year, plus it’s marvel cmon they have to chop-chop and hurry onto the next one!💛❤️

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home was never a place— it’s a person

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when my mind runs reckless,

and heart grows cold,

you gave me one sentence,

to it im holding on

nobody ever called out my name,

nor asked me to stay,

my back holds every damned blame,

i believed it was only way

eyes locked with yours

before we thought this was over,

i opened my doors,

then soul grew softer

world did not cave in,

now we stand before each other,

i felt your love in my veins,

the need, the trust like no other

my lips melt in smile,

and i laugh for every quip you say,

my heart runs miles,

for endless love of yours

i’ve always prayed

[im back to my sad poetry slope🎀]

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okay im so fucking slow bc why when wade says “what’s the wind resistance on those bj handles?” i thought of logans hips??!? turns out he was asking about the mask💀

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I DESPISE HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO FIGURE OUT ANATOMY, THEIR SUITS AND RENDERING!!! AGHHGH

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domestic poolverine coming soon🫶🏻

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guys can you please listen to “if not for you” by maneskin and watch dp&w starting from when they yap about who should die up until the end? please do so i won’t be the only dumbass who made herself cry and so we can discuss how perfectly it describes them

fr im sobbing as i type this

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I’m sorry if it makes you cry but if i cried then YALL WILL CRY WITH ME!!!😈

[this scenario is based of off Thor crying]

Thor, holding onto Wade as Wade is bleeding: Wade? Wade! Cmon, stay with us!

Wade, his sad look pierces him thru half ripped mask: I knew I couldn’t do it… why did I even fucking try?

Thor, bitterly smiling: Buddy, hey, it’s okay, breathe… you can do this, you can heal

Wade: My body… Fuck— it hurts, so fucking bad

Thor: Wade… look at me! Wade, please!

Wade, reaches up to touch his shoulder, his hand shakes as he does so, giving his last strength for this touch: Hey, thundercloud, Could you please… if you see Colossius, tell him he was my bestest buddy ever? And to Logan… that it was worth… worth everything?

Thor feels a tear roll down his cheek: Yes, Wade, I promise… I will

After, Wades arm drop with the last breath, near limp and lifeless body.

[sometime after the fight/incident]

Grey skies never left since that day, and rain drops were coming down the city, as fast as Logan’s tears. Waking up everyday was a torture, a meaningless routine becoming more miserable and hard to keep up. Even with the room full of people, Logan felt bitterly alone.

All the blame lays on him, though it was never his fault in the first place. He knew he could’ve done something to prevent this. But he didn’t. And now, the perfect world, as he used to describe it, became a hellish place, where he feels million times more guilty, hates himself like never before.

Hot tears burn his skin, and painful whimper escapes his lips, that’s when Wade would come running to wipe them off and hold him close. Alas, he’s alone. Never in a thousand years he thought he could feel so alone and small. Until now.

But as they run down his face, suddenly, hands reach out around his back, locking his eyes shut. In confusion, he hears Peekaboo, Peanut!

••••

Wade: Anddd as that piece of shit did his hockus pocus and slammed me into the ground, my life literally flashed in from of me! Haha, I thought I was dead already!

Logan simply looks at him, up and down, nothing on his mind but pure happiness. Wade— being funny, laughing off his own temporary death, smiling and sipping beer like in good old days. Life has a meaning now.

Wade: But y’know what? Y’all are jerks, how dare you put that awful picture of me on my grave?! Speaking of, I crawled out of it, definitely getting the tightest sleep in my life, fuck, I was well rested, dug myself out of that bitch and ready to whip the shit out again!

Logan: Wade?

Wade: Yeah?

He barely holds back, as eyes shine with tears.

Logan: I was ready to get back to my old timeline, because I wouldn’t be able to live here, where every single thing reminds me of you. It felt like the best life I ever received… slipped through my fingers, gone, with you, goddamn it

Logan feels his heart breaking in thought of what his life would’ve become after Wades passing. But pieces back together knowing Wade is in front of him right now, safe and sound.

Wade: Peanut… believe me, I shouldn’t be a reason for mourning—

Logan: Shut the fuck up, please, I never wanna hear that shit again, understand?

They stand in silence, eyes into eyes. Wade puts the beer down on the window seal.

Wade: Okay, sweetheart

Logan, finally letting emotions pour over: Thank you

Logan embraces Wades shoulders in a tightest hug, feeling his wild heartbeat. Wade doesn’t question, responding with the same gentle wrap around his waist, as he himself begins to tear up into his hoodie. After a brief taste of cold 6 feet under, Logan’s warmth feels like breath of heaven.

Logan, softly sobbing: Thank you… for coming back

Wade, giving Logan’s neck a gentle kiss: I will always find my way to come back to you, Peanut. In every timeline. I promise.

Logan’s fingers dig hard into Wades shirt in a wave of joy, but then he lets go of him, enough to shift his hands on his chest, to tug onto the fabric, and pulls Wade into the softest kiss, as warm hands remain on his waist, holding Logan like Wade will never let go.

[Deadpool’s monologue as the scene progresses]

“I made a terrible mistake, like a shit-eating, embarrassing misconception! Throughout my life I was chasing Vanessa like a stray dog chasing down its old owner on the drug-needle-soacking-wet streets of Manhattan. Dude, imagine being so stupidly blind like me— everything I could ever as for, was there with me all along, following into every shithole, every fight, every goddamn challenge life threw at my face, but he was with me! Like, dude, he was ready to die for my timeline and my friends, abandon his old life and hop through the hoops to save everyone. But he saved me first! And as cheesy at it may sound… he claimed his place in my heart like fucking queen Elizabeth the 2nd claimed her throne, bless her soul! I’m pretty sure it’s mutual, otherwise, why are Logan’s kisses feel so fucking loving?! Hah, in short, my whole world now fits in a hug, single. fucking. hug… Okay, Miss Gaga, take it away before I cry” *Crying Wade noises*

🎵✨If the world was ending, I’d wanna be next you,

If the party was over and our time on Earth was through,

I’d wanna hold you, just for a while,

And die with the smile,

If the world was ending, I’d wanna be next you✨🎵

end credits🎦

(Op: im crying again😭😭😭)

bruh im trying not to make myself sad but Die with a Smile reminds me of Wade and Logan so much it hurts, and im not even gonna mention i cried myself to sleep about it night before