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[feral-pansexual]

The Butt of the Joke

A Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) X GN! Reader story

By: Sunflower 🌻

(In this fic, Wade never met Molly, no shade, I love Molly she’s totally cool)

You’d known the boys (Mark, Bob and Wade) since college when you had served them drinks at the local college bar. Eventually you became a central part of the group, when they all started doing Youtube you played multiplayer games with them but never on camera or with your real name, nor did you have your own channel, you just helped the boys grow thiers. On all their channels you were known simply as “Mud” , a nickname you had been given from the boys for having drunkenly tripped in a puddle splashing mud all over yourself and them the first night you’d met. You were always at Wade’s defense when Mark and Bob teased him on camera, quickly making you a favorite on all channels, everyday you’d have the boys tell you about how the fans really wanted for you to make your own channel. After a few weeks of pressure you eventually gave the fans what they wanted. Your very own channel, Mud[Prince/Princess] and facecam. Your first video on your channel was a Drunk Minecraft with the boys, soon after you all had uploaded your seperate videos, you got many comments from fans about how much they were surprised by your appearance as you usually played as (opposite gender) and had a pretty androgynous voice. But nonetheless they loved you. Years later, it's 2017 now, you were quite popular, despite your initial reluctance to show your face to the world it was now your full time career, well known for collabs with Wade in particular. You, as much as you wanted to move out west with Mark, decided to stay in Ohio with Wade and Bob. Mark invited and flew you all out to LA for a Truth or Death video just like he had done with Tyler and Ethan. It was your turn in the hot seat, meaning if you couldn't correctly interpret what Wade was saying and determine if it was a lie, you’d be dunked with a huge bucket full of ice-water. You had the loud songs of (Favorite artist) blasting in your ears and soundproof headphones over that so you had to rely on reading Wade’s lips. Wade tapped your shoulder to get your attention before speaking. You carefully read his lips, you couldn't put your finger on it but you sensed he was nervous about what he was saying.

You tentatively spoke “ I've had a brush on Mao since Kool-Aid?”

Wade shook his head. He held up one finger to signal that you had one more try. He spoke the sentence once more. You looked down at his hands and noticed that they were shaking. It clicked in your head.

This time you spoke with confidence “I’ve had a crush on you since college. Er False.”

Wade shook his head at you and Bob poured the freezing cold water over your head. He took the headphones off you and hugged you close.

It’s true, Y/N, I love you, and I was hoping to ask, if- if Mark doesn't mind me ruining his recording, if you’d go out with me, Mud?”

Before you could answer Mark interjected with “RUINED? DUDE THE FANS HAVE BEEN SHIPPING YOU TWO FOR YEARS, THEY’LL LOVE THIS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”

Mark’s interjection was followed by laughter from everyone. After the laughter quieted down, you took a deep breath in.

“I’d love to, Wade.”

You stood on your tip-toes to reach the tall man’s lips and pulled his face down to meet yours in a short kiss for the camera. When your lips parted Wade’s face was red and he was sputtering trying to say something. Mark and Bob laughed their asses off as you interrupted Wade’s unintelligible stuttering with another kiss. This time his face was nearly beet coloured when you two parted. Amy cut the recording there for the day. After a day of edits the video was published and you and Wade were cuddling together on Mark’s couch scrolling through the comments. Most were just fan girls exclaiming that they had called this since the first Drunk Minecraft episode you appeared in, but a few had some very nice heartfelt words about how they supported you two no matter what you identified as. Wade leaned down and gave you a peck on the forehead.

“I love you Y/N.” he said softly.

~End~

You’re Gonna Laugh

A Bob Muyskens (Muyskerm) X GN! Reader story

By: Sunflower

(btw, in this fic, Bob never met Mandy)

You met Bob last year during the beginning of quarantine. You first met him when he had ordered some food from Grubhub, you delivered his food and smiled and waved. That was it until a few days later you started to get almost daily orders from Bob, you hated to admit it but you thought he was cute and whenever your best friend got orders from Bob you’d offer to do his orders instead. You saw Bob everyday now, sometimes twice, but for you it wasn’t enough. Seconds after driving away from his home you’d already be pining, wishing you could just work up the courage to say something, anything.

Bob’s P.O.V

I wish I could just say something to that cute delivery (gender). I can’t keep inviting Wade over to help me eat all this fucking food everyday. Ugh, I’ve got to say something to them tomorrow, I'm so tired of eating chinese everyday. I can do this.

“Wade I need your help with something important”

“Is this about that delivery person you keep ordering from? Because if I have to eat one more grain of rice I might vomit.”

“Yes, but don’t worry, you won’t have to help me eat for this. I just need you to-”

[Back to regular POV]

Y/N was so excited, another order from Bob. You looked nervously at the road, heart pounding in your chest, butterflies fluttering in your stomach. You were over the stage of refusing to admit your crush, you were absolutely smitten with the man, from his soft smile to the way he looked down at his feet when you looked him in the eyes. You pulled up to Bob’s house and got out of your car. You had a plan, you had a bouquet of camellia flowers behind your back, you were going to ask him on a date. You knocked on the door and waited in tense silence for him to open the door. Bob opened the door dressed in a very nice black suit with a blue tie. You were confused but before you could say anything, Bob spoke.

“Please, Y/N come in, I have something to ask of you.”

He led you into his dining room and to his dining table, you set the food down on the table. There was a very nice set up, a vase with carnations, a single candle, empty plates set up with silverware.

“Please sit.”

You sat down awestruck. You fumbled and pulled out the camellia flowers.

“I got these for you, I was going to ask you on a date but it seems you beat me to the punch.” you laughed nervously. Suddenly Bob seemed to relax.

“We’re such doofuses, asking each other out at the same time.” he laughed, letting his shoulders relax. You laughed along with him. “Hey Wade! You were supposed to get us drinks!”

You heard an “Oh sorry Bob.” from the kitchen before a tall thin man in a similar suit brought you two nice cocktails. He grabbed the food you put on the table and your plates. “Food will be out in a minute.” said who you assumed to be Wade.

“Bob- this is so nice, thank you, honestly, I'm glad you asked first, I was about to puke from nerves.” you giggled into your hand. Bob just smiled at you.

“It’s the least I could do for someone as [beautiful/handsome] as you. Someone as kind as you. Someone as sweet as you. Someone who works as hard as you do. Honestly, if anything you’re doing me a favor.”

“Bob, you flatter me. But I’m not that great, but I do appreciate the compliment.” You smiled at him softly.

Bob smiled back. “WADE! HURRY UP WITH THE FOOD! Sorry about that Y/N, eer, well err, um-” Bob fumbled around with something in his pocket and looked at it under the table. “So do you just do delivery full time? Or do you have another job or are you still in college?”

“I’m also in a concert band, I play trumpet. So I only do delivery part time.”

“You play trumpet? I played the trombone!”

“Really? That's so cool! So what do you do for work?”

“I uh, I do Youtube, I play videogames.”

“Really? That's so cool! I wish I could get paid to play video games!”

Here's the end! If you have any requests for either Sunflower or Silver, feel free to ask. Ciao!