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vaultnewt · 3 months ago

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how does a bald 45 year old dad with a generally unpleasant disposition give me such intense cute aggression sometimes that it quite literally makes me feel nauseous? am i sick? am i dying? am i gay

#he’s wormed his way into my brain and heart like some kind of parasite #and it makes me a bit wacky #i love him and find him cute i simply cannot help it #oh what is a mentally ill little fella like me to do…#he’s so terrible in so many ways but ohhhh my god man. save me rusty rusty save me rusty-#was ‘rusty venture becomes one of your top 3 f/os’ on my 2025 bingo? nope! but i can’t complain…#but anywaysss #RUSTY MY BELOVED <3 #rusty venture #thaddeus venture #vbros #venture bros #the venture bros

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