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[newstech24]

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[theladydis]

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[only1jamal]

I was waiting for so long to watch The Craft Legacy. I'm very disappointed with the result of that movie.

[wadderedededd]

Alnst ivti prison au drabble

Inmate Ivan x Prison guard Till

Word count: 818

Ivan leans against the bars, arms stretched out as if he owns the hallway too. His jumper is rumpled, the collar open, and there’s a flush to his cheeks that can only be from someone’s personal stash of prison wine. His head tilts slightly as he watches the hallway.

His eyes light up when familiar footsteps echo towards him.

“Officer Till,” Ivan drawls, his voice thick with amusement and wine. It’s too smooth to be innocent and too slow to be sober. “You’re looking serious today. That for me?”

Till doesn’t break his stride. “Back against the wall, inmate.”

“Don’t be cruel,” Ivan murmurs, ignoring the command. As Till passes, he lets one hand drift down, catching the edge of his sleeve with a light tug. “You always walk by so fast. I miss you when you’re gone.”

Till jerks his arm free and shoots Ivan a warning glare, though there’s no real heat behind it. It’s more bark than bite, and they both know it.

“You’re drunk.”

“Guilty,” Ivan confesses, making no effort to hide his satisfaction. As Till moves to step past, Ivan’s fingers hook into the belt loop at his hip. Another tug, pulling him back. “You should stay and chat, Officer.”

“…Back against the wall. Last warning.”

Ivan smiles, unbothered, and rests his forehead against the bars. “So mean,” he pouts. “And yet, you always humor me.”

Till doesn’t reply but he doesn’t walk away either.

Ivan peeks through the bars, his smile widening like he’s just won something. “See?” he says softly. “You’re thinking about it.”

Till huffs through his nose, the faintest crack in his armor. He shifts his weight but doesn’t speak.

Ivan hums, leaning in as if confiding a secret. “Tell you what. If you stay and chat, I’ll let you take my cell phone.”

That gets a reaction.

Till straightens. “Your what?”

“My cell phone,” Ivan repeats, grinning like a boy who’s just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Or rather, one who had just announced to the world that he has his hand in a cookie jar. “You know, the contraband kind?”

Till’s eyes narrow. “You’re lying.”

Ivan lifts one brow, all innocence. “Am I?”

Till steps closer, just enough that the toes of his boots graze against the edge of Ivan’s cell. “Where would you even hide a phone in here?”

Ivan’s grin turns sly. “Now, that’s a much more interesting question.”

Till exhales sharply through his nose. “You’re impossible.”

“And yet,” Ivan says, voice dropping as he leans his weight into the bars again, “here you are.”

Their eyes lock. There’s a flicker of something not quite said hanging in the air between them.

“I should report you,” Till says, but his hearts not in it.

“You won’t.” Ivan’s reply is quiet, but certain.

A muscle twitches in Till’s jaw. He’s not sure if he wants to punch Ivan or close the distance between them. Maybe both.

Ivan tilts his head against the bars, his dark eyes hazy with something that softens the edges of his smugness. “It’s not just the wine speaking, you know,” he murmurs. “I really do miss you when you’re gone.”

Till swallows. “Don’t.”

“Don’t what?”

“Don’t say shit like that.”

“Why not?”

“Because,” Till bites out, then falls silent. His jaw clenches with the effort it takes to not blurt something stupid. “Because it makes it harder to do my job.”

Ivan’s smile fades into something fond, with only the lightest undercurrent of smugness. “Then maybe don’t try so hard.”

Till doesn’t move. His hand twitches at his side like he’s about to reach for something, someone, right in front of him.

Instead, he sighs. “Where’s the phone?”

Ivan perks up, grinning once again. “So now you believe me!”

“I believe you’re annoying enough to actually smuggle one in.”

“Your words are daggers, Officer. Straight through my heart.” Ivan pouts dramatically.

Another silence.

“Check under the mattress.”

Till blinks.

“I’m not kidding,” Ivan adds. “It’s old, it barely works, and the battery’s shit, but it’s there. I pinky promise, Officer.”

Till studies him for a long moment. Then, with a slow step back, he says, “If I find it, I’m confiscating it.”

“Yeah? Why else do you think I went through the effort of smuggling it in?”

That one lands. Till’s expression is stuck between exasperation and something slightly more dangerous.

He turns toward the door but pauses to shoot Ivan a look. “Back against the wall. Next time I walk by, I want to see you there. I’m checking that mattress tomorrow. If it’s there, it’s mine.”

Ivan’s eyes gleam. “Yes, Officer.”

And for a heartbeat, Till’s lips twitch like he might smile but he’s gone down the hallway before Ivan can claim it.

Ivan stays where he is, head against the bars, grinning to himself like a man who’s already well on his way to winning.

[kamil-a]

music ask thingy for green!!!!!!!!!

to me this is theeee green (collective) song i got the imaginary amv going and everything. i realized i actually dont have a real playlist for either or both green..... aurora borealis by lemon demon is a green1 song specifically to me and young and dumb by the bird and the bee could go for either i think

[astralfist]

🚩x 3

send me a 🚩 and i'll share my unpopular rpc opinions and hot takes.

I'm not sure about "times three", but here's a hot take.

Let people write characters how they want. Let people ship what they want. Let people write how they want. Especially when it comes to the villain muses or muses who are not even villains but has had a fucked up backstory.

So I have a muse with a fucked up backstory (not Christophe this time), and he pretty much suffers from a lot of PTSD, and one of the things he does to cope with his PTSD is put on the whole playboy facade; he flirts around to cope, even makes innuendos/perverted jokes to cope. And I was in a Genshin RP server that pretty much wanted me to erase this about his character and in the end I just left cuz no. I should not dumbdown or waterddown my muse just because it makes y'all uncomfortable.

What I'm trying to say is if there's shit that a muse does that might set some triggers or make you uncomfortable, don't follow them. There are boundaries for sure. It's a-okay to set boundaries. We all have them. But if it's to the point where we're having to erase who our muses are, then that's crossing the boundary line. What are we? Fourteen? We should not have to erase who our muses are. Infact, their backstories is what tends to make them who they are sometimes.

There are characters who are just complete assholes and psychopaths. Kefka from Final Fantasy VI for example. He's kinda like the Joker of the game. He's just mad crazy. He literally wants to see the world go down. He wants to destroy the world just because. He enjoys seeing people suffer. No idea what his childhood was like because they never gave that to us (as far as I can remember), but he was never good to begin with. Does one really expect someone like Kefka to be watereddown???? Do y'all really expect somebody writing a complete psychopath to water shit down?????

TL;DR

The world is not full of rainbows, sunshine, or unicorns. We're not going to continue walking on eggshells, they say. Writing is a form of art and we should be allowed to write whatever we want. If dark and messed up content or anything else considered NSFW is too much for you, that is understandable and no one is here to judge, but please do not pin it on the mun for how fucked up their muse might be. Simply just do not follow.

[bobtaildigger]

#IBeGeniusenStuff - #PacificHeat S1

A #watereddown #imitation of #Archer.

[doggirlhen]

WATEREDDOWN NOW FUCK

blue gatorade on the rocks

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[queenhosana]

#ISAIDWHATISAID. If you don't like what I said, #checkme if you can. Because I've SURELY got this bible to feed you. The same bible you should be eating, but instead you're busy making videos to show the world you're just like them. You're a #watereddown Christian at best. Better yet, you're a placebo. And your pride, fear, need to be accepted, and the demons that control you won't let you. Your negative response to what I've said is proof. Because while you're refuting me mentally, your puppet masters are adapting and strengthening the walls to keep you bound. MAN UP. If you never actually walk in BOLDNESS like our predecessors, you'll never actually save souls & inherit what's rightfully yours. And God WILL make you account for it ALL on Judgement Day. Instead of hearing, "well done, beloved! Here's your reward!" You'll hear, "Depart from me. I never knew you!" #notpoliticallycorrect #iaintcometoplay #FAKEChristians #broodofvipers #WHOgoncheckmeboo #PICKASIDE #halloweeny #harvestparty #godisnotpleased #REPENT #stopplayingwithyourlife #startprayingforyourlife #beadoeroftheword #soldierforChrist #KingdomMinded #aboutmyfathersbusiness https://www.instagram.com/p/CViUmfrj_wO/?utm_medium=tumblr

[wadderedededd]

Alnst ivti fae au drabble

Dryad Ivan x Nymph Till

At the heart of a forest untouched by man lies a lake nestled against a wall of stone like a secret. It isn’t large nor particularly deep, but it twinkles like shards of glass. The trees here grow tall and protective, their branches reaching far overhead. Light spills through the shifting leaves as it sways against the gentle breeze. Moss clings to their roots and drinks the spray of the waterfall above. The water is so clear it resembles a window into another world, one with polished river stones and drifting weeds just below the surface.

When the sun is high, the lake becomes a mirror of sky and leaves. At night, it reflects the shining stars with an eerie stillness, like it’s holding the heavens captive.

Lilies float across the surface and dragonflies skim the water around them. Frogs sing low from the shadows while cicadas hum from their homes. The air always feels slightly cooler here, touched by the scent of freshwater and damp earth.

The far side of the lake is deeper, its edge darkened by the rocky ledge and a willow tree whose long branches trail the water like playful fingers. That’s where Till often lingers, partially submerged with his hair dripping as he watches the ripples dance around him. His eyes shimmer like fish scales in motion. They're blue from afar, but shift to silver whenever he turns his gaze revealing a kind of stillness only found at the bottom of deep, undisturbed pools

Fish nestle against the nymph’s arms without fear and small frogs perch on his shoulders like birds. He moves only when the water does, he flows where it flows, shaped by its will as if it were his own. He doesn’t disturb the surface of the water, he simply completes it.

And on that same edge hidden in the shade, stands a young dryad carved of earth and solitude. His skin bears the faint pattern of bark and his dark hair is tangled with leaves that never fall.

Ivan watches Till with black eyes that pierce like damp soil after rain. When he breathes, the moss thickens beneath his feet. When Till smiles, flowers bloom at his ankles in wild and tangled clusters as if the earth itself couldn’t contain the feelings blossoming in Ivan’s chest.

He never speaks. He only watches, just as quiet as the trees around him and rooted by something deeper than earth. The forest knows him. The willow bends toward him when the wind picks up and sap seems to run sweeter near where he stands.

[macswagger816]

#watereddown af (at Kansas City, Missouri) https://www.instagram.com/p/CD-h8lfpPfR/?igshid=oqn7ssrjms5d

[breakbit]

UK PM May plans watered-down Brexit vote to secure departure delay

New Post has been published on https://worldwide-finance.net/news/commodities-futures-news/uk-pm-may-plans-watered-down-brexit-vote-to-secure-departure-delay

UK PM May plans watered-down Brexit vote to secure departure delay

© Reuters. British PM May speaks at the House of Commons in London

By William James and Alistair Smout

LONDON (Reuters) – British Prime Minister Theresa May scrambled on Thursday for a way to secure a new delay to Brexit in the face of parliamentary deadlock by setting out plans for a watered-down vote on her EU divorce deal to be held on Friday.

Lawmakers will vote on May’s withdrawal agreement at a special sitting but not on the framework for future relations with the EU she negotiated at the same time, a maneuver which sparked confusion among lawmakers.

Britain agreed with the EU last week to delay Brexit from the originally planned March 29 until April 12, with a further delay until May 22 on offer if May could get her divorce package ratified by lawmakers this week after two failed attempts.

“The European Union will only agree an extension until May 22 if the withdrawal agreement is approved this week,” House of Commons leader Andrea Leadsom told lawmakers. “Tomorrow’s motion gives parliament the opportunity to secure that extension.”

May’s Brexit package, comprising the legally binding withdrawal agreement and a more general political declaration on the future relationship with the EU, has been overwhelmingly rejected by lawmakers on two previous occasions.

It remains uncertain how, when or even whether the United Kingdom, the world’s fifth-biggest economy, will leave the EU. The risks that it could crash out as early as April 12 without a transition deal to soften the shock to its economy, or be forced into a long delay to the departure date to hold a general election, have increased as other options have faded.

May’s struggles to pass her deal have thrown the process into chaos, resulting in Brexit being put off and even a pledge from the premier to quit if that is what it takes to win over eurosceptic opponents in her Conservative party to the plan.

Although it cannot clinch approval of May’s deal in legal terms, Friday’s vote now dares Conservative eurosceptics to vote against the government on the very day that Britain was due to leave the bloc, a goal they have cherished for decades.

Parliament’s speaker said he would allow the vote to go ahead as it would be on the withdrawal deal only and so did not break rules against bringing the same package back more than once in the same session of parliament.

CONFUSION AT MAY’S NEW GAMBIT

But angry and confused lawmakers from the opposition Labour Party demanded to know whether the government’s motion was legal. Lawmaker Stephen Doughty said: “This just looks to me like trickery of the highest order.”

On Wednesday, May offered to resign if her Brexit package was passed, securing support from some high-profile critics in her party. But the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP), which props up her minority government, said it still opposed the deal, denying her votes she desperately needs to pass it.

“Things change by the hour here but I’m not expecting any last minute rabbits out of the hat,” DUP deputy leader Nigel Dodds told the BBC on Thursday.

May’s deal means Britain would leave the EU single market and customs union as well as EU political bodies. But it requires some EU rules to apply unless ways can be found in the future to ensure no border posts need to be rebuilt between British-ruled Northern Ireland and EU member Ireland.

Many Conservative rebels and the DUP object to this “Irish backstop”, saying it risks binding Britain to the EU for years.

A bid on Wednesday by lawmakers to seize control of the Brexit process in the face of government disarray with a series of “indicative votes” on alternatives to May’s deal yielded no majority for any of them.

However the option calling for a referendum on any departure deal, and another suggesting a UK-wide customs union with the EU, won more votes than May’s deal did two weeks ago. Lawmakers will have another go at the more popular options on Monday.

Labour Brexit spokesman Keir Starmer said that May’s vow to resign if her deal was passed meant Britain was headed to a “blindfold Brexit”, which would be exacerbated by a vote which did not encompass the political declaration on future relations.

“We would be leaving the EU, but with absolutely no idea where we are heading,” Starmer said. “That cannot be acceptable and Labour will not vote for it.”

With May floundering in her effort to get her Brexit package approved, EU officials and diplomats said on Friday Britain was more likely than ever to tumble chaotically out of the EU.

They said the bloc would push ahead with contingency preparations next week and was gearing up for an emergency Brexit summit the week after, probably on April 10.

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[wigster07]

When your so tired and you don't realize you poured your cats food into the water bowl. #needsleep #longday #ot #poorlilbit #watereddown

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