#we had the oddest time... but this is not goodbye 'cuz
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dogmanincorrectquotes · 5 months ago
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And now, your last incorrect quote, courtesy of yours truly. Enjoy!
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*fighting over a "best protagonist" trophy*
Dog Man: I'm the main character! My name's literally the title!
Petey: I don't see you with an elaborate backstory! GIVE IT!
Li'l Petey, arriving with 80-HD: Guys, there's no need to fight! Papa, give it to me! I know just what to do with it!
Petey, deadpan: Cut it in half?
Li'l Petey: No.
Dog Man: Have 80-HD duplicate it?
Li'l Petey, giggling: Nope!
Petey: *looks at Dog Man*
Dog Man: *looks at Petey, shrugs*
Petey: Okay kid, here. *hands him the trophy*
Li'l Petey: Thanks! Bye!
*he stuffs it into 80-HD, then sits inside with it*
80-HD: *waves goodbye, then blasts off*
Petey:
Dog Man:
Petey: Well, that was a dramatic exit.
Dog Man: I'll say.
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