#we stan Fire Spirit on this blog. uncritically. unconditionally. with gusto

[burningcheese-merchant]

Hear me out on fire spirit cookie🙏

Ok so here's the thing. Here's the problem with what you said. "Hear me out" is for characters that are considered ugly/weird/unconventional. "Hear me out" is for characters that, normally, would not be considered attractive or desirable, and you would have to justify wanting to date/fuck. Like the fish dad (Marlin) from Finding Nemo or a xenomorph or something.

You think this man is UGLY? You think I need to justify putting him in the SMASH category?

Because he's NOT and I DON'T. Fire Spirit is HANDSOME. He's got BEAUTIFUL EYES. He has a KILLER SMILE. His devil-may-care attitude is CHARMING. Hear you out? YOU hear ME out 'cause I've been talking for 8 years straight now (I've been playing Cookie Run since high school lmao). I LOVE this man. He is GORGEOUS AND PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. WOULD. SHOULD. Without hesitation!!!