#weakness and sadness and gallblastery. 30 does not suffice

[fisheito]

Today's topic is: Curseblaze Darkgleam Chuuninun YakEmo Rm 1+2😔 (primarily Room 2, which is the culmination of all my life's suffering into 13 minutes.)

how ttf he see past his stupid bangs. they are at the PERFECT length to poke him in the eyes whenever they're open. how is that practical? you think your hair will hide you from the ghosts? it won't. what's wrong with you.

ROOM 1 I love how , just like in a video game, eiden and yakumo poof into their exorcist outfits once they step foot in the castle again. Attire for the atmosphere. Matchy matchy ambience. I thought the castle would crumble into wreckage after the main plot (or magically slorp itself into a dimensional wormhole), because that's a thing that happens a lot in these stories. but nope. the castle stays intact. Ghost Mode Sarif (i assume) is at peace, but leaves his old house intact on the mortal plane. People can still walk in and out of the ruins. I guess that's fine... Except for the risk of idiot adventurers running amok inside and finding NEW perils. hm. how very conscientious of yakuei to comb thru the castle one last time, for the good of the surrounding community. Yall weren't traumatised enough? ? ok......

did i mention that these two are like stupid shy teens trying to navigate their first crush. well, at least yakumo is. there's a lot of: touch! no nevermind no touch!!. , i'm fine. i don't need to touch. ..touch?////// 눈_눈 i'm just perturbed by the amount of handholding these two engage in. who the heck can hold hands this much. are your palms not sweaty? uncomfortably wet??? why are they so casually linking with each other like that? ever since i counted the handholding instances in intimacy rooms, i'm like. the number! is too! dang! high!! WHO ELSE IS HOLDING FINGIES AT THIS RATE? I MUST KNOW! anyway. they tour thru the castle remains. yakumo is a nervous wreck. let me share one of my fave shots:

yakumo's in a whirlwind of emotion (protective, terrified, anxious, wary of doors that are physically capable of opening). eiden takes it all in stride, as usual.

besides the fact that

needs to happen more often, eiden is . is so. so so radiant... he knows just what to say, and he's so encouraging and sweet and i [[low growls at the base of my throat]]]]

Turns out eiden has backup candles in his bag, so they light one up using yakumo's lantern. add more light to the scawee casuww.🏰

and this is the point where my eyes widened to Saucers. UM? WHAT? EXCUSE ME? no. no itca n't be. not in- i did n't think in my LIFETIME- i mean, it SHOULD be in myu lifetime, because it makes SENSE and the fact that they havent even touched on it until *checks calendar* 3 years later is an egregious oversight of compatible kinks re: individual character traits, but. REALLY? ARE THEY FOR REAL? ARE THEY REALLY GONNA---

if this really happens, i owe my entire life to morvay. morvay, my wonderful horny soldier. he does so much work behind the scenes and now i'm imagining the wondrous antics he's accidentally instigated by packing the Best Possible Stuff for Master Eiden. thinking of morvay and eiden casually discussing the upcoming trip while packing. eiden's folding up his many pairs of underwear, and morvay is helpfully stashing some "emergency supplies". if Master is going LARPing in the dee~eeep forest with yakumo and blade, he's gotta be prepared! since morvay likely can see in the dark, he has no use for regular candles. incubi flex!. but that means that the ONLY candles he would even CONSIDER stocking would be sexy candles. waxplay candles! poor, sad,, human eiden needs light to see, but i'm sure THESE candles will serve him just fine. imagining that morvay LITERALLY DOES NOT KNOW about the existence of non-sexy candles. if he does, he frequently forgets. because what's the point of a candle that can only illuminate a setting? he can see just fine in the dark. thus, fastdrip fastcooling temperature play waxsticks are the Only Candle in Existence. into master's bag they go!!!!!!! i doubt eiden will scold morvay about his mistake when he returns to the mansion. he might just give a gentle reminder about packing some "standard" issue candles next time. and morvay will eventually use his "What Would a Human Need" empathy brain centre and go "RRIIIGGHHHTTT gotcha master! whatever u need!" before he notices that the # of candles eiden left with is NOT the # of candles eiden returns with. by a substantial amount. cue morvay interrogating eiden about the filthy details of how he used the candles and eiden's like WE WERE USING THEM TO LIGHT UP THE DARK CASTLE, I SWEAR, HONEST TO- [eventual gossip session] anyway. yakumo and eiden are recovering from the surprise wax drips. yakumo's minding he own dam business and trying to nurse his widdle ouchie- blowing air on it,which is an interesting approach. one would assume that he would immediately put it in his mouth, which is a common reaction to burns. whatever. he's phewphewing on it and eiden's like [[how can i make this Sexy?]] "oohhhhh we're in such a scaarrryyy spopoooky castle.. i'm so o o jittery and nervous. but i know JUST the way we can both calm down. trust me. it'll work like a charm~~~!"

Hey. so . ⬆ that is a screenshot of the intimacy rooms as i was unlocking them. I *meant* to get a screencap of Room 2 BEFORE it was cleared, just to show my initial excitement at the preview image, but .understandably, i had ZERO THOUGHTS after Room 1 ended. I was on a mission. and when i saw the image preview again i think i screamed. the preview, which is. well. yakumo is right at dick level. they wouldn't.... they wouldn't think of continuing where they left off in Feast of Roses, would they?? that would be TOO DIABOLICAL. PLAYING THE LONG CON, AGAINST ME, SPECIFICALLY. dON't YOU Your Warmth ♥ ME , WITH THE COUPLED REFERENCES TO BOTH TEMPAERTUERE WAMRTH AND THE ELEVATED HEAT OF DICKITUDE DURING STATE S OF AROUSAL- with new context from room 1 (eiden just discovered he has waxplay candles conveniently in his bag and is about to Horny Up a Situation) , i was IN A FRENZY . UNLOCK THAT ROOM NOW! WHERE ARE THE INTIMACY ROOM POTIONS? MASS PRESS THEM BY THE 10FUL I NEED 800 INTIMACY ROOM POINTS AND MY ENTIRE STASH OF COOKBOOKS/SPICES/GOLDEN EVENT GIFTS **RIGJT*******NOW********* GET OUT THE EIDEN PORTRAITS IF NECESSARY. DICKSUCKING WAITS FOR NO ONE SO. i unlock room 2. the first visual on screen is a flash of:

IMMEDIATELY I PUT MY PHONE DOWN. I'M IN A STATE OF ELATION. INTOXICATED BY A SWIRLING TEMPEST OF MY EXPECTATION MIXED WITH DISBELIEF i need to distance myself from the screen. i toss the phone across the room and retreat to the nearest blank wall to express my agitation.

after a healthy hearty rest, it is time to actually start the room.

i pick up my phone to see the first line of "dialogue", which was abandoned on the screen while i was in civil discussion with the wall:

🏁FALSE START. i return to the wall and snarl some more. (that's what happens when you start a room with a little pained-yaku-gasp)

after another very reasonable recess, we can start the room for REAL. let's progress past the first 3 lines now, mm hmm? ya think we can do that? you feeble wretch?

Eiden: does it hurt? Yakumo: a little.... Eiden: ohhh nooo. if it hurts, i better stop- Yakumo: NO DON'T STOP Eiden: 🤨? Yakumo: i . i mean. ummmmmmm 👉👈 Eiden: no waaaay. it cant be. could you possibly.... LIKE? it??? oh wAow,,,,,,,, guess i better try agaaaain, just to know for suRE(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

meanwhile, me: slammng my head repeatedly against the glass]] I CANNOT WITH EIDEN'S VOICE RIGHT NOW he's acting SO Silly and playing it up to level 90000 but yakumo is taking him so seriously and speaking so earnestly and honestly and answering all of eiden's stupid questions with actual answers even tho eiden obVIOUSLY aleready knows the answers the contrast between these two is making me laugh eiden playing at being experimental and surprised like. please. you are in total control of the situation. you predicted everything that would happen. EIDEN YOU PUPPETMASTER OF SEX, YOU'RE OGNNA KILL ME WITH LAUGH CRYING EMOJI😂

wait a gotdamn dimnut.

is that what yakumo's outfit looks like underneath that white jacket thing? it's naturally BACKLESS LIKE THAT? WOW, OK CARLYLE, I GUESS STEWARD'S NOT THE ONLY ONE FLASHING A LITTLE SKIN CARLYLE JUST WANTED TO BE A LITTLE STEALTH ABOUT IT!! OK!!!!! WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT KEEP THESE PRECIOUS SECRETS FROM US, OK???????????

*SLAPS YAKUMO's BARE BACK WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND JACKFRUITS ROLLING DOWNHILL

PAINED WIDDLE YAKUMO GASP #2

NUMBER#3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my brain in its background processes, watching every line where yakumo describes why the hot wax+cool air+whole combination of fluctuating temperatures , FEels Good, Actually,, annd i'm YELLING . I CALLED IT. OF COUSRE HE WOULD BE INTO WAXPLAY I IFIKCKIN CALLED IT AND I FEEL SO VINDICATED AND RAAAAAWWWRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) ...

so yakumo's sticking his face into eiden's crotch like a dog with the fewest boundaries ever. just sniffin that thang and drooling and making eyes at it

I'M GONNA DIE. I'M DGONNNA DIE AND THIS ROOM IS GOING TO BE THE CAUSE AND YOU WILL ALL BEAR WITNESS AND TESTIFY ON MY BEHALF DURING THE TRIAL WHEN TTHE LAQWYER ASKS IF THE MURDERER IS IN THE COURT WITH US AND YOU ALL COLLECTIVELY POINT TO THIS ROOM AND IT GETS CONVICTED OF 29485820 COUNTS OF FISHSLAUGHTER FOR EVERY TIME I DIED

NUMBER FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every. time. that eiden asks yakumo if it hurts. and yakumo says yes. then admits that he likes the pain. and md anfdi i . mf. dllsefes;. .gfd. GRAWWHHHHHAAHHH [werewolf ripping off shirt]

NMUMBER 5! PERFECT COMBO!!!!!!! KEEP THAT STREAK GOING! ⬅⬆⬇➡🐾🐾🐾👣👣👣🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈YOU'RE A STAR!!!!!! ⭐

No, No. no need to apologise. keep doing what you're doing. actually, can you yell into this jar? so i can listen to the echoes resonating with my cells at an infrared frequency , all sub-visible-wavelength-like. so i can instill the epiphanic sensation of yelling into a majestic canyon and feeling the molecular vibrations sync up in my physical core. yes, thank you.

hey have i mentioned that this whole "performance" and "reward" narrative that's been happening in the last couple yakurooms, is super duper great and i rate 5 stars, would Thumbs Up again? yeah? no? yeah? yeah. make him dance, eiden. DANCE FOR THE PUPPETMASTER YOU SLITHERY LITTLE MASOCHIST-- Yakumo: starts suckin

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

at last. we have reached apron yakumo continuity. from that first day that yakumo went lickin eiden's dick like a lollipop , i was waiting for the genuine succ that was sure to follow. yaku is no slacker when it comes to Proper Student Behaviour. he must escalate his performance and incorporate all previous milestones in-t-oo------ GIOSDFOISEJWODAPKDWAFOUIESHJ A YEAR LATER, WE HAVE THE PROPER SLORP. JUST LIKE YAKUMO'S YEAR LONG JOURNEY INTO HAVING OUTDOOR SEX. huh. i wonder if that's gonna be a narrative from now on. eiden asks yakumo to do something, yakumo gets so embarrassed he runs into a cave and hides, then emerges a year later ready to do the Thing. Slow moving snake? keeping us danglin'............

god. why is eiden so sculpted. why he got his whole abdomen AND a hip window sticking out like that. with naught but a flimsy little strip of fabric in between. is that meant to keep your pants up? it's nowhere near the level of a belt. just snip it off at this point. walk around with your pants hanging off your butt. like a FOOL.

-Yakumo's Suck Starting pace is : warpspeed. -Eiden tells him to slow down. -not JUST to slow down. to slow down in the way he specifically taught him -Yakumo slows down and asks for feedback. -i wanna die again.

pardon my below-sea-level standards for yaoi communication, but i am returning to bashing my head on the glass solely because yakumo is Taking Pointers and Incorporating His Lessons in Suckin D

WHEN YAKUMO FIRST PUT MOUTH-TO-EITO-DICK, EIDEN PONDERED, "ohoho havent felt such a novice tongue on my dick in a while. might be nice to teach him how to do it juuuuust the way i like it" AND FOR REAL RLEALIDLA LOOK AT THEM NOW YAKUMO IS BESPOKE TO EIDEN BESPOKE BLOWJOB GAWD EIDEN, WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HAVE YOUR OWN PERSONAL BLOWJOB MAID TAILORED EXACTLY TO YOUR PREFERENCES? ????????????????????????????????

yakumo really be out here sticking a dick down his esophagus til it touches his stomach acid and lackadaisically remarking, "what, like it's hard?" (sorry for your acidified dick, eiden. i hope it heals expediently.)

NO///GAG////REFLEX!!! WHY DID WE NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS FROM DAY 1?????

we knew that eiden could be elbow deep in yakumo. shoulder deep. knee deep?. idk where yakumo's entry point of Suck is, but he will get at least ONE ENTIRE eiden extremity in him along the way. he has had this power since time immemorial. what an absolute mockery of burgeoning potential , to only allow it space to {{FlHLoRKPH}} in the third year of the game. well. better late than never. let us all learn from this valuable experience about where our priorities doth lie.

hey, eiden. have you considered yanking on that chain. it's just like, dangling there. perfectly yankable. have you considered tugging on it like reining in a horse., t hat's sucking your dick. or maybe just to bully whatever's on the other end of that string. just a possibility. thanks

and JUST as i'm getting all smug and snarky and cocky again and eiden takes all the fear i previously felt (this time, it's EIDEN who thinks he's gonna die!!!!!!! from the thorough sluuuckin'!) THEY PUULL THIS CINEMATIC HGAGRBAGE

AND I

ITS THE FHUCKIN EYES IT IS ALWYS SHS THE HFUGKIN EYES THOSE BIG WET STUPID SEEING ORB COLOURED SPHERE WITH HAIR BORDERS STUPIFD EFHCKIN EYELASHES TEEMING WITH MITES AND MICROSCOPIC LIFE FROM ALL THAT NEASTY MICROBE WHATEVRE WHY THE FGG UIS IT EEVEN SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTIVE DOESNT NA HMAKAE NANY SENSE SOMEONE GOUGE THOSE THINGS OUT AND PICKLE THEM AND PUT ME OUT OF MNY MISERY

THEN EIDEN 's EDIICK GETS *BIGGER* FROM THE EYE CONTACT!!!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE(so far) !!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha edick. wait, wouldnt it be more suitable to call it edick from the edroid and not from the e-iden. and eddick sounds more like edmond, so really, it should be more like eiden's proprietary dick slang would be eidick, but i also wonder if that is like a ship name for Eiden x A disembodied dick, which is just as plausible as anything else in this world----

PAY ATTENTION! YAKUMO IS STILL EATING HIS FOOD.

the camera kept panning to yakumo's kneeling lower body and i was so Locked In that i actually turned up my screen's brightness to see what the HECK they were trying to direct my attention to.

ME. Turning up the brightness. For my eyes that lurk eternally in the dark and squint when the slightest squidgeon of sun sneaks thru. All for This.

snan better appreciate me taking the time to adjust my settings. JUST to look at his dick outline, apparently.

because that's all there is . i guess. i take a moment to ponder the position. why is it angled like that? yakumo must be wearing underwear after all. That, OR, his poor benpis is trapped under his wholly unnecessary pants. if he wasn't wearing anything under his robe, that dick would be tenting FREESTYLE and VERTICAL , for god andtheskies to greet from above. but no. it is not tenting in the beauteous way that it did during Naked Apron Yakumo. thus, it must be restrained by some unnecessary prison of cloth. unfortunate. but also, if eiden were to reach over and try to free it, how would he manage? would he have to slip through a hip window and wriggle his way around like a ferret in a pipe? and even then he'd have to jork it under the robes. truly nonsense. just get rid of all the fabric.

have i mentioned that i like eiden's little sounds through this whole room? he's quieter than usual. i guess cuz he's not getting his ass blasted into the team rocko sparko. a lil bit of restrained ngghhs from eiden, mixed with the crunchy texture of yakumo's wails. hm. yep. that's some good mixology. set it on fire and let it burn some poor unsuspecting drunkard's mouth

Yakumo: *speeds up* Eiden: i am going. to die. Yakumo: if you're going to die, please do it in me Eiden: wait waht for real??? Yakumo: *MAXIMUM HORF* Eiden: blorhgjrh

and now. the visual here is a delightful view of eiden's spunk on yakumo's face, but the description says that yakumo took it down his throat. so. where are we? the mechanics escape me in this moment. he swallows the cum, as he has been doing since Day 1 Frotting Behind Eiden Because He Can't Bear to Look at His Face (but will still lick up all the splattered jizzpaint on eiden's abdomen and geniticular region) Noteworthy: the artists went out of their way to show the splooge around yakumo's mouth so. did yakumo pull off some INSANE porn star timing and relinquish the dick at the exact millisecond of eiden cumming? because there was no mention of handjerkin eiden to completion (tentative achievement unlocked: unassisted blowie orgasm) then he opened his mouth and stuck his tongue out (as is seen in the animation) and with Mathematical Precision caught the trajectory of the cum fountain in his throat?

i am conjuring the image of those carnival games with the water guns. shoot and fill up that clown's mouth, why don't you.

well. whatver way it went down. It went down. and i've no complainmts. yakumo even thanks eiden for his meal at the end. this polite bitch. sayin grace or kudos or some shtihte. for the home-pressed artisanal dick juice. ThROW Him Overboard.

AND AFTER ALL THAT. IN THE. HAUNTED ABANDONED CASTLE OF MUSKY CELLARS AND COBWEBBED CORPSES:

*facepalkms most wearily* nothing washes away the anxiety like sucking eiden off and submitting to the fleeting pain of molten wax

he sounds So GRATEFUL and RELIEVED and eiden's just like

(・▽・；)............................... haha sure! yeah, buddy.... any time..... happy to be of service... ha..ha..........

it's ok, eiden... let him think that you were truly just trying to calm him down. let us engage in the act of temperature play fellatio in this mysterious section of the basement that somehow has a clean couch. or is that brick? no matter. regardless of the supporting surface, our nerves shant be fraught after this One Simple Trick. i assure you.