#weird uncle clint

[breakfast-with-a-side-of-angst]

Penny knows her face looks bad. Normally, she’d throw on some concealer and pull up her hood, but the bottle she keeps in her school bag is fresh out.

(The amount of concealer she goes through might be worrying. Hell, her talent for covering bruises might be worrying.)

Of course, it was the day that she runs out of concealer that she ran into Steve. And by that, she means that she quite literally ran into Steve.

[kitty384]

It's Not Just US Anymore

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Genre: Fluff / found family / soft slice-of-life Summary: Telling the Avengers you’re having a baby with Bucky should be nerve-wracking… and it is. But surrounded by laughter, love, and chaotic support, you’re reminded that family doesn’t just grow—it multiplies.

Warnings: Mild language, pregnancy reveal, protective!Bucky, soft emotional moments, found family fluff.

“Are you sure about this?” Bucky asked for the third time that morning, pacing your suite while you watched him from the couch, amusement tugging at your lips.

“I’m the one growing a person, Buck. I think I’m pretty sure.”

He ran a hand through his hair, still barefoot and disheveled from nerves. “I just… I don’t want them to make a big deal out of it.”

You raised an eyebrow. “You don’t want Tony Stark to make a big deal about literally anything?”

He stopped pacing and gave you a flat look. “Touché.”

You stood, walking over to him. Your bump wasn’t huge yet—barely noticeable under most clothes—but it was real. And growing. And Bucky had officially entered protective, fidgety dad-to-be mode, alternating between hugging you every five minutes and spiraling about baby names, car seats, and whether his daughter might inherit his trauma.

“They love you,” you said, cupping his jaw gently. “They love us. This is going to make them happy.”

He exhaled slowly. “Okay. Okay, let’s do it.”

The Avengers were gathered in the lounge, halfway through pizza and some kind of game night-slash-argument about Mario Kart rankings. Clint had just dramatically declared himself the “reigning Mushroom Kingdom champion” when you and Bucky walked in.

Natasha glanced up first, narrowing her eyes slightly. “You two look suspicious.”

Tony, lounging upside-down on the couch like a bored teenager, added, “Is this the part where you tell us you’re moving to Canada to start a goat farm?”

Bucky blinked. “What—no. Why would we—”

“He means you’re being weird,” Steve clarified.

You squeezed Bucky’s hand. “Can we… steal your attention for a sec?”

That did it.

The room quieted. You could almost feel the shift—Avengers switching out of “bickering siblings” mode and into something softer. Something protective. Curious.

Bucky cleared his throat, glancing at you once before speaking.

“So… we’ve got some news. Big news. Uh. Life-changing kind of news.”

Sam leaned forward. “You’re getting a dog?”

Bucky blinked again. “Why do you all think it’s animal-related?”

You reached out and grabbed his hand again, lacing your fingers through his. “We’re… having a baby.”

There was one breath of stunned silence.

Then:

“What?!” came from about four people at once.

“No way,” Natasha said, eyes wide in the way they never were.

Tony sat up so fast he nearly flipped himself over. “You’re not kidding?”

You shook your head, smiling.

Steve blinked, his expression slowly melting into something so warm and proud it made your chest ache. “Bucky…”

Bucky looked back at him, eyes a little glassy. “I know.”

Then came the chaos.

Clint ran over and hugged you both like an excited uncle, nearly squeezing the air out of you before Nat pulled him back, muttering something about “she’s pregnant, not made of marshmallow.”

Sam kept saying, “Little Barnes. Man, I can’t believe it. You’re gonna have a mini you, that’s terrifying and adorable.”

Tony, of course, was already halfway through pitching ideas for Stark-approved baby tech. “Do you want a bassinet that monitors REM sleep? Wait, do you want a stroller that hovers—no, flies.”

Natasha approached quietly, giving Bucky a long look before hugging you. “You’re going to be such a good mom,” she said in your ear. Then she turned to Bucky, and her voice softened. “And you… are gonna be just fine.”

Bucky didn’t say anything for a moment. Then he nodded, almost like he was convincing himself. “Thanks.”

Steve came over last.

No words—just a hug that said everything. Bucky held onto him for a second longer than usual, and you saw the way Steve clapped a hand to his shoulder, steady and sure.

When Bucky came back to you, you slipped your arm around his waist and leaned into him.

Tony was already making a toast with a soda can.

“To the next generation of chaos. And to Barnes—who finally did something that makes me actually like him.”

Bucky rolled his eyes, but he was smiling.

And for the first time in a long time, you could see it—peace in him. A future he believed in.

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[scarlethexelove]

Hi! If you’re taking requests, could I request another one of your mommy! Nat x little! Reader fics? Like where reader is a few months pregnant (and Nat is obsessed with her bump)and then she, Nat, and the rest of the avengers have Disneyland all to themselves for the day/night. So just a cute day of little reader, her mommy and the team at Disney, and then they get back to their very fancy Disney hotel, where Nat x reader have a bath and go to sleep, talking about how next time they’ll be at the parks, they’ll have their own baby with them. Thank you!!

A Little Disney

Pairing: Mommy!Natasha Romanoff x Little!Reader

Word Count: 1411

Warnings: Fluff, Pregnant reader

Pt 1

A/n: So I realized that I did Disney World and not Land oops. This was nice and cute and fluffy to do. I know not everyone will like this one due to content but it is super cute. If you don't like don't read. If your uncomfortable with pregnant little reader move on. In my head reader was is their big space when talks and the actual pregnancy happened. That said I hope you enjoy.

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“Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!” You point as you run towards what looks like a big Chinese theater. You’re not looking where you are going as you excitedly look back at the team who are all following you around the park. You trip over your feet and almost fall face first onto your stomach but before you could fall Nat’s strong arms wrap around you pulling you into her body. “Whoa baby girl you need to be more careful.” Her hand rubs at your swollen belly. “Don’t want our little one to get hurt do we?” You shake your head. “No Mommy, don't wanna hurt baby.” You mumble. “And I for one don’t want my little one to get hurt.” She kisses all over the side of your face making you squirm and giggle in her hold.  

Tony had rented out the whole of Disney Hollywood Studios for the team and their families to enjoy. They all follow you as you have run around happily seeming to go to any and every ride that you possibly can. Sadly you can’t get on all of them due to being pregnant but you could ride the ones you’re allowed to as many times as you want to. The rest knowing that later they could split off and ride some other rides when Nat inevitably makes you take a break. 

When Nat lets you go you start to pull her towards the ride. “Hurry Mommy.” You say excitedly. Everyone's mood is bright as they see the sheer enjoyment on your face as you ride all the rides. Once you all walk through the line and get to the cart to get on you stop for a moment. “Wanna sit nex to Aunt Wanda.” You give grabby hands to Wanda as she smiles at you. “Of course bug.” Nat gives a little pout. “You don’t want to sit with Mommy detka?” You shake your head. “Nope.” Popping the p. “Want Aunt Wanda, then Mommy, then Uncle Clint..” You continue to ramble naming everyone. They can all see where this is going now. You want to take turns sitting with each and every one of them. None of them arguing with you as you make them all ride it over and over again until you have sat with them all. 

Once you are all done and back outside you are standing there one hand on your belly as you contemplate where to go next. Natasha admires your pregnant belly. She comes up behind you wrapping her arms around you tightly and placing her hands on both sides of your bump. Rubbing gentle patterns. A small kick is felt in her hand as your little one gets excited. You squirm a bit, the new feeling still foreign to you. Nat smiles as she looks over your shoulder in awe of your belly and the small like pushes of where your little one kicks. “Mommy.” You whine as she just keeps rubbing causing you to squirm more. “What baby girl?” Nat asks her eyes never leaving their spot. “Feel weird.” You say. 

Anytime Nat gets closer to you wrapping her arms around you and placing her hands on your stomach always seems to get the baby excited. The baby is somehow sensing the presence of her and is always more active then. Nat realizes this but she can’t help but love on you and the baby. 

“I’m sorry detka.” But Nat makes no effort to move causing the team to chuckle at the two of you. Nat’s love for you is evident. You squirm a bit more until you get her to release you. “Okay, okay.” She chuckles, kissing your nose when you give her a small grumpy pout, the kiss quickly turning that pout into a smile. “Baby girl, I think you need a break and to eat some food.” You pout returning. “Nooo, wanna play.” You say grumpily. “Detka the baby needs food. Remember what Mommy told you?” Nat boops your nose. You nod and sigh. “Me need to eat so baby eat.” Nat smiles at you. “Good girl. You can have whatever you want today, malyshka.” You giggle and dance a little. “Wan ice-cream.” Nat gives you a nod and takes your hand leading you towards the ice-cream shop. 

The rest of the team took this time to wander off and enjoy some of the other rides. Wanda even offered to watch you for a bit so Nat could enjoy the rides but she wanted to stay with you happy with her day with you. Wanda decides to join the two of you for some ice-cream after Nat rejects her offer.

“Mommy wan that one.” You point to the picture of the Mickey Brownie Sundae. You of course asked for sprinkles and a lot of them. The two women standing behind you as you excitedly get your ice-cream. They order their own scoops of ice-cream and join you in the booth that you picked out. “Are you have fun bug?” Wanda asks you as she chuckles at the now chocolate mustache you wear. You nod happily. “Love Mommy and Aunt Wanda. Have fun and baby have fun.” You wiggle in your seat as you shovel ice-cream in your mouth. Both women love to see how happy you are. You look up at them. “Mommy and Aunt Wanda have fun?” They both smile. “I’m having so much fun with you bug.” Wanda tells you. “Mommy loves any time spent with her little one and our soon to be little one.” Nat tells you. 

Soon you all have finished your ice-creams, Nat making sure to clean you up before joining back up with the team. The day turns into night as everyone enjoys the park. Your tiredness is evident as you clutch onto Nat as she carries you towards the exit of the park. You sleepily rub at your eyes as your head lays on her shoulder. The eventful day finally catches up to you as you drift in and out of sleep on the ride back to the hotel. Tony has paid for the Animal Kingdom rooms that have Giraffes right outside the window. A great and magical experience for all of you. 

When you get back to your room Nat takes you into the bathroom. You are a little more awake now than on your way back. She sets you down on the closed toilet as she gets a bath ready for the both of you. As it runs she helps you strip down and then strips herself. The bathtub becomes full as she turns off the water. She helps you in before getting in behind you, pulling you closer to her as she wraps her arms around you. A nice silence elopes you as you lean back into Nat. The exciting day is catching up to you. 

“Mommy.” You mumble sleepily as Nat gently washes your body. She hums in response urging you to continue. “Next tim we have baby?” You look up at her with big doe eyes. She smiles down at you and kisses you lips. “Next time Mommy and bug will have our own little baby.” She tells you. A tired smile crosses your lips. “Take baby to Mickey Mouse.” You mumble becoming more relaxed and sleepy as Nat cleans you up before cleaning herself. “Of course baby girl.” She smiles, kissing the top of your head. “Now let’s get my baby out of here and into bed.” You nod. “Okay Mommy.” 

Nat helps you out of the bath, drying you off and putting you in the matching Disney pajama set that she got for the both of you. She leads you to the bed, setting you down on the side of the bed before she gets on her knees in front of you. She leans in kissing your stomach. “I love you little one.” She mumbles against your skin. You giggle and squirm as the baby kicks. “Mommy.” Nat raises up. “Okay bug lets get both my babies some well deserved sleep.” Nat goes around the bed and slides in. You immediately move and curl up into her side. She wraps her arms around you tight and you nuzzle into her chest. It doesn’t take long before you are passed out, soft snores coming from you. Nat admires you and the little one growing inside of you. Her family is growing and she couldn’t be more happy than she is right now.

[cosmicaura7]

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BLURBS

Eating you out

Sucking him off

Breeding Kink

Threesomes

SERIES

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CLINT FLOOD (FREAKY TALES)

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DAVE YORK (THE EQUALIZER 2)

TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Lesley from Mobile Legends inspired fem reader) In where after being saved from the hands of death, Dave York finds himself living a new life in a secret underworld organization.

DIETER BRAVO (THE BUBBLE)

TAKE TWO

SYNOPSIS : In where you and Dieter Bravo, both Oscar award winning actors, have been casted in Javi Guttierez' newest R-Rated film project.

SHORT N' SWEET (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Popstar!fem reader) In where a global sensation popstar is in need of a leading man for her newest album and was surprised to see an Oscar award winning actor auditioning for the role.

DIN DJARIN (THE MANDALORIAN)

MISCHIEF AND CHAOS

SYNOPSIS : (Claude from Mobile Legends inspired fem reader) In where a skilled thief and her monkey companion manages to steal a small weird green looking foundling for a bounty mission and find themselves being hunted by the Mandalorian.

BESKAR AND EMBERS (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Firefly from Honkai Star Rail inspired fem reader) In where two of the best bounty hunters in the galaxy find themselves hunting one another.

EZRA (THE PROSPECT)

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FRANCISCO "CATFISH" MORALES (TRIPLE FRONTIER)

WHOLE PACKAGE BABE, I LIKE THE WAY YOU FIT

SYNOPSIS : In where Francisco Morales is still a virgin because of his rather large size. That was until you came along.

WEEKEND GETAWAY

SYNOPSIS : In where you and the rest of the boys took a weekend road trip to a cabin in the woods, but Frankie is looking more forward in getting you all to himself during the trip.

HARRY CASTILLO (THE MATERIALISTS)

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JACK "WHISKEY" DANIELS (KINGSMAN : THE GOLDEN CIRCLE)

THORNED ROSES AND WHISKEY SHOTS (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Yor Forger from Spy x Family inspired fem reader) In where the agents of Kingsman and Statesman decided to visit their sister company, Glaze Lilies, for a joint mission.

TILL THE END OF THE LINE (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Winter Soldier/Bucky Barnes inspired fem reader) In where Whiskey's supposed dead wife has returned. But this time as an enemy and is out for his blood.

JAVI GUTTIEREZ (THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT)

TAKE TWO

SYNOPSIS : In where you and Dieter Bravo, both Oscar winning actors, have been casted in Javi Gutierrez’ newest film project.

JAVIER PEÑA (NARCOS)

WANNA TRY OUT SOME FREAKY POSITIONS?

SYNOPSIS : Have you ever tried this one? In where Javier Peña receives a gag gift from Steve Murphy for his birthday, a kama sutra book.

LIPSTICK STAINS AND CIGARETTE SMOKES (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Clover from Totally Spies inspired fem reader) In where a new agent has been transferred to Colombia to work alongside Steve Murphy and Javier Pena to take down Pablo Escobar. And she wasn't what they were expecting.

JOEL MILLER (THE LAST OF US)

COME RIGHT ON ME, I MEAN CAMARADERIE

SYNOPSIS : In where Joel loves the sight of his pretty little wife all filled up by him.

WE'RE THE MILLERS (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : Come witness the lives of the Miller Family.

BUILT BY TRAUMA (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan inspired fem reader) In where two people hardened by the apocalypse crosses paths.

STROKES OF FATE (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Rafayel from Love and Deepspace inspired fem reader) In where Sarah Miller secretly signs up her father and uncle to come with her to the after school art session with her favorite art teacher.

LUCIEN DE LEON (THE UNINVITED)

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MARCUS ACACIUS (GLADIATOR II)

THREADS OF FATE (PART I)

SYNOPSIS : (Megara from Hercules/Greek Mythology inspired fem reader) In where the general of Rome captures the princess of Greece.

A PREDATOR'S GAZE (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Medusa inspired fem reader) In where Marcus Acacius finds himself thrown into a hidden ancient temple after he was arrested for conspiring against the Senates of Rome. The great general soon finds himself face to face with what many thought was a mere legend lost to history, the serpent woman with a gaze that can turn any mere mortal who looks into her eyes into mere stone.

MARCUS MORENO (WE CAN BE HEROES)

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MARCUS PIKE (THE MENTALIST)

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MAX PHILIPS (BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS)

BLOODSTAINED SPREADSHEETS

SYNOPSIS : (Nanami Kento from Jujutsu Kaisen inspired fem reader) In where an exhausted accountant finds herself in the claws of her vampire boss.

MAXWELL LORD (WONDER WOMAN 1984)

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OBERYN MARTELL (GAME OF THRONES)

THE RED VIPER'S INSATIABLE WIFE

SYNOPSIS : In where Oberyn's pretty wife can be insatiable most of the time, and he's more than happy to indulge in her desires and fantasies.

THE WHITE KNIGHT'S SECRET (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Darling Charming from Ever After High inspired fem reader) In where the Princess of the Evermore Kingdom has a secret.

WHEN THE NORTHWIND MEETS THE SOUTHERN SANDS (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Stark!Fem Reader) In where the second daughter, the infamous Winter Princess of the North, of the Stark House has been betrothed to the one and only Red Viper of Dorne.

PERO TOVAR (THE GREAT WALL)

THE DANCING PRINCESS AND HER SELLSWORD

SYNOPSIS : (Princess Genevieve from Barbie : 12 Dancing Princesses inspired fem reader) In where two mercenaries find themselves hired to guard 12 princesses.

TRULY YOURS

SYNOPSIS : In where Pero Tovar is obsessed with his pretty wife.

FEATHERS AND BLADES (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Odette from Barbie : Swan Lake inspired fem reader) In where a Spaniard finds out that his missing lover has been cursed to turn into a majestic swan whenever the sun sets.

REED RICHARDS (FANTASTIC 4)

THE CLASH OF GENIUS MINDS (coming soon)

SYNOPSIS : (Ishigami Senku from Dr. Stone inspired fem reader) In where two of the greatest minds on Earth find themselves unable to stand each other.

TIM ROCKFORD (MERGE MANSION)

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[doomedtoxicyuri333]

my gwenpoop headcanons!!! :3

do NOT expect any kawaii one dimensional fangirl gwen stereotyping here. i do NOT tolerate that shit smh my head (moreso based on what i think her mcu ver should be like)

owns a goddamn juicy peach ice geek bar. i don’t even support vaping but if ur telling me a depressed teenage girl is NOT a nicotine addict in anyway u r lying straight to my face

continuing on w the geek bar, she doesn’t rlly get to hit it anymore because of being watched 24/7 (sad). she does appreciate when the writers allow her a singular puff for comedic effect

avid follower and supporter of the afffirmations insta account. I am not constant flashback to that one time when I did something out of character at school and my stomach felt weird

currently bunks w wade and does NOT pay her share of the rent

wade pretends to be pissed but lets it slide under the rug everytime

speaking of wade i can talk abt their dynamic for HOURRRRRSSSS dont even get me STARTED

literally them ^^^^

has episodes where she misses team modok so much she doesn't leave the house for days (i hate when ppl just overlook how much team modok meant to her just to focus on wade or someone else)

still (somehow) has a steady, semi-internship with matt murdock at his lawfirm. lots of ppl don't look at the gwenompool comics as canon and i DEF don't i just think matt and gwen are fun

DEFINITELY went to shitloads of miku events when she still lived in the 'real world'. teddy also loved her and they always went together. #siblingbondingtime

speaking of teddy, she definitely still feels bad for how she left him. she doesn't know if he's still alive in the 'real world', or lost in interdimensional purgatory. there's no point in dwelling on it for too long, though

even though i KNOW gwen canonically has adhd and i KNOW these disorders can easily overlap, i picture gwen to have bpd. there's just.... so much evidence in her comics (suicidal ideation, reckless behaviour, lack of emotional recognition (at least at the beginning of her journey))

also speaking of (take a shot how many times i say this hehe), i feel like people don't talk about gwenpool's implied suicidalness ENOUGH

showed bucky fnaf. i don't know how they met or why she did, but she definitely at LEAST showed him fnaf 4 (my fav)

gwen's music taste is just straight up noise or the most depressing shit you've ever heard. i'm talking 100 gecs, bladee (and all of drain gang), 2hollis, alice longyu gao, underscores, charli xcx, sophie, jane remover, aphex twin, yuele. also a lot of avril lavigne and sex pistols and ramones (based on her early casual design) (alternative gwen you will forever be missed)

off topic but i'm so mad at what gurihiru did to my girl. her ass would NOT wear that (tfw the most popular characterisation of ur fav isn't how u picture them)

most ppl only see her reading comics, but i def think she read lots of books as well!! girl wanted to be a writer she had to have been reading at least a FEW books.

she def wrote fanfiction of undertale and eddsworld and stuff on quotev and wattpad and it def got semi-popular

ex sans fangirl........... me too girl

still is an informant for moon knight!!! even if deadpool kills the marvel universe isn't canon, i still like the idea ^_^ they are both insane and crazy and i love them

in my mind, moon knight, batroc, and logan are gwen's father figures, bucky, clint, and bullseye are her weird uncles, and wade is a mixture of both and is somehow like her brother as well. don't ask

thinking abt her dynamic w the wolverines as well.... she's obvi another mentally ill, 'superpowered' teenage girl for him to father....... but laura....... their dynamic..........

i see it as gwen WANTING to turn herself into a weapon and to be able to fight to give herself more shelf life, but laura wants to be anything but and is EXTREMELY confused on why gwen tries to force it so hard

gwen and laura butchfemme queerplatonic realness

[supercap2319]

In the communal shower in The Avengers locker room Uncle Steve spots a bite mark on Y/A Stark after a training session.

Y/N enjoyed spending time with his uncles. Even though technically they weren't his uncles by blood, they were his dad's best friends and he considered them family. He bonded with each of them differently. Archery with uncle Clint. Chemistry and science with uncle Bruce. Slamming coffee cups on the ground with uncle Thor. And workouts with uncle Steve and uncle Bucky. Sometimes together, and sometimes separate.

Today was separate. Y/N and Steve were hitting the sand bags as he watched his super-soldier uncle send a bag off its hinges and hit the wall. They watched it fall with a thud as Steve looked at him and blushed. "I think that's enough for today, don't you think?"

Y/N laughed. "Yeah. Dad will never know who was responsible for this." Steve blushed again.

Another thing about his uncles is that they could shower with their pesudeo-nephew and not make it weird. Nakedness had no effect on him, but he did get embarrassed when his uncle Thor examined his manhood to make sure he was developing right for his epic conquests in the bedroom.

So, to see his uncle Steve all bare and wet was nothing shocking or wonderful, but he was big everywhere. He can understand why uncle Bucky married him. Y/N would have been fine without getting caught in his sexual activities with Peter Parker, but he forgot that the prick bit his ass this morning and the bite marks were still present as Steve looked at his nephew's ass and frowned when he saw the purple marks.

"Y/N? Did someone bite your butt and leave hickey marks?"

He instinctively put a hand to cover his butt cheek, but it was too late. Steve saw. He blushed and opened his mouth to lie, but he was cut off by his uncle's military stare. "The truth, son."

Y/N blushed. "It's from Peter Parker."

Steve blinked. "As in your dad's intern?"

"That's right. And when I told uncle Bucky, he was like–"

"Wait, you told your uncle Bucky, but you didn't tell me?"

"I'm sorry, but I wasn't planning on telling anyone. It just happened. And I was embarrassed to say anything because I despise this guy, and it's like every time we have sex, he makes my heart melt a little bit, and then he goes back to being an ass and then we argue and then it leads to hot, passionate gay sex." Y/N said in one breath.

Steve nods. "Enemies to lovers."

"You're not going to tell my dad, right?"

"No, but you should. You need to be honest with him."

"I will. Just... Not yet. Not until I figure out how I feel about Parker."

"How long has this been going on?"

"About three months."

"Three months?!" Steve's eyes widened.

Y/N nods and blushed hard.

[mxelliott]

maybe i’m just in a weird mood but i can’t stop thinking about how disabled people are a lot like superheroes. not in the way you’re probably thinking of, though. let me explain.

i fucking love spider-man, and iron man, and i’m an absolute nerd when it comes to shit like odd biology or psychology with characters like them. i’ve seen my fair share of movies and read enough books, wikis, and fics to feel close to the characters, and i can say for certain if we’re looking at a lot of them scientifically, it’s not far off to say that most superheroes can be categorized by either having an impairing mental illness or disability that heavily effects their day to day lives.

i’ll be using several Marvel characters as examples, since i’m most comfortable/knowledgeable about them.

we can start with the most obvious people, such as Colonel Rhodes, Clint Barton, Sargent Barnes, and Stephen Strange, who are paralyzed, hard of hearing, an amputee, and have nerve damage/severe hand tremors respectively. our next biggest candidates are Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Steven Rogers, Natalia Romanoff, and Bruce Banner/Hulk. in the odd category we have Thor, Wanda & Pietro Maximoff, Loki, and Vision.

Rhodes, Barton, Barnes, and Strange don’t need much of an explanation. they each either were caught in an accident, on the job, captured/experimented on, or a mixture of one or more. they got help of varying degrees for themselves to heal and recover to continue living.

Rhodes won’t ever not be paralyzed from the waist down. Barton will never get his hearing back. Barnes can’t regrow his arm. Strange may be able to use magic to help his tremors, but he chose not to. he will never be able to take back the events leading to his accident.

Stark, Bruce, and Rogers need a bit more of an explanation, but not by much of a wide margin. Stark has heart issues thanks to the shrapnel and the Arc Reactors. Bruce will never be able to go back to before the accident that turned him into the Hulk. He can be one or the other, but his brain and body are no longer his own. Rogers went from being in a constant state of sickness and disability to being “cured” and ultimately turned into something inhuman and weird beyond humanity’s own natural abilities.

piggybacking off that, Natalia was trained in brutal conditions to do inhuman stunts. she’s permanently traumatized and most likely won’t ever recover to being “normal” or “average” in the eyes of society.

disregarding the blatant oddness of Thor, Loki, Vision (a literal humanoid AI), and the slightly unexplainable whatever that went down with the Maximoffs (and because they are also semi-self explanatory in their own way, being enhanced) we’re going to move on to Peter Parker.

Peter is a bit of a wild card in this to me, both because he has three movie incarnations across three franchises respectively, but also because unlike the other superheroes, he’s not an old adult just yet. he’s what i see as the real kicker here.

trauma out the ass after losing his parents, his uncle, his aunt (NWH), and being erased from the universe (NWH), he is severely at risk for or has had some version of depression, anxiety, and suicide. top that all off with getting hollywood-hand wavey spider radiation poisoning and changing on a base level (his dna), he’s about as fucked as Rogers, Barnes, and Stark, or more so.

this is already long as shit and you’re probably wondering “i know all this, its not news. what does this have to do with your average disabled person?”. let me tell you.

none of these characters will ever/have ever been your version of socially acceptable or normal in almost any modern age. i’m willing to bet that even with my limited knowledge on psychological and physical disabilities, if any of you fucknut bitchfishs saw these characters outside the movies in real life as normal, every day civilians, you’d probably either act disgusted over their existence or disregard them entirely as if they never existed in the first place.

it probably took months of stress and depression and hard work with no real end in sight for any of these characters to get better at what the world thinks would be an acceptable level. they may have saved the world or they may have only been a small part of something, but that’s the goddamn point here. it doesn’t matter how it happened or if they were born with it, it just is, and apparently that’s much too hard for people to grasp these days.

Rhodey owns a wheelchair. Barnes goes without his arm some days. Rogers (as far as anyone knows) is basically a human-turned alien; abnormal. Strange can’t properly write his signature like he used to. Barton takes off his hearing aids when he pleases and uses ASL. Peter is a teenager with crippling PTSD and some unfulfilled physical needs, living on the lower end of financial security while still developing and trying to maintain his metabolism.

it’s already past midnight while i’m writing this and all i can think of is the fact we parade around disabled and ill people on the big screens as heroes and role models, yet i’ve never seen our world grow to accommodate people like them. instead we cut off or significantly reduce the positive impacts of the barely even mediocre safety nets the government has in place to assist them.

i’m not saying people with disabilities are superheroes, but i am saying superheroes are people with disabilities and often severe illnesses of many varieties.

you don’t value them as people, only idols. you’re the problem clownpiss. fuck yourself.

[rxmqnova]

Reunion

Y/N: 12 years old Story: Y/N reunites with her mother after being away from her for 8 years… ——————————————————

Y/N'S POV I was taken to the Red room by the Black Widow herself when I was 4. Dreykov doesn't know that, but his mind controling doesn't really work on me. I've learned to just stay quiet and follow his orders, cause the whole brainwashing thing was pretty painful.

I miss my mom so much though. I still remember the sadness in her eyes when she couldn't do anything to save me. She didn't have powers back then, neither did uncle Pietro. They were just 19, mom had me pretty early. But Dreykov must have known something, cause he used to have this weird talks about some powers before I actually got mine.

But now I'm 12 with the same powers like my mom has. I was just chilling in my 'room' when the Black Widow with some weird bunch of guys took down the Red room. She's tried talking to me, but I'm still mad at her. I can't forgive her just because she's dating my mom. I will never understand how mom can date a woman who took her own daughter away from her.

"Y/N, wait, listen to me" She tries again. I was about to walk away, ready to spend the rest of my life alone in the forest when her hand stopped me from walking. I sigh, turning around to face her.

"Why? You dragged me in here, took my childhood, then you ran and now I should listen to you?" I say with a raised eyebrow, crossing my arms over my chest.

"The kid has a point" Yelena speaks up, receiving a glare from Natasha.

Yelena's cool, I didn't know she's Natasha's sister, but she's nothing like her. We're pretty close actually, she was my team leader and my best friend.

"Thank you!" I sigh.

"Y/N, I'm sorry" Natasha kneels in front of me, taking my hands in hers. "I really am. I'll take you to your mom. Let me make it up to you" She's practically begging me with her eyes, but I only roll my eyes in response.

"I can't just go back to her after everything I've done, Natasha. She can't know her daughter is a monster" I tell her, anger in my voice. Never ever in my life I wanted to do any of the things Dreykov made me to do. All the innocent people I've had to kill…

"You're not a monster, Y/N. You were being controlled, nothing you did is your fault. And there isn't a day your mom wouldn't think about you. I promised her I'd get you back. Please come back with me" Natasha begs again, giving my knuckles a rub with her thumbs. "I promise I'll try my best to make everything up to you" Okay… How many people can tell they made the Black Widow begging? I guess not many, so at least I have something to tease her about later.

"Fine" I sigh, giving up. I miss my mom anyways, so hopefully she won't be mad or disappointed in me. "But I'm sitting next to Yelena" I walk over to Yelena who's already waiting in front of the Avengers jet Natasha and her band used to get here.

We walk in and I immediately take a seat next to Yelena as I said. I cuddle up to her, resting my head against her arm, and the jet finally takes off. Natasha's eyes are practically glued to me, looking at me with a hint of guilt in her eyes. Her friend's piloting, I think his name's Clint or something. There's also this Captain America guy sitting next to Natasha.

I think I fell asleep for a while, cause we're now landing. The first thing I see when I get out of the jet is the biggest building I've ever seen. "Holy shit, you live here?" I ask, looking at the three Avengers shocked.

"Language, kid" Is the first response I hear, and of course, it's from the America guy.

"This is your new home, Y/N. Come on, I bet your mom's nervously walking around the kitchen now" Natasha smiles, walking to the big building.

I walk right behind her, Yelena beside me and the two men behind us. Yelena looks shocked as I do. I'm glad I'm not the only one with this impression printed on their face.

We walk into the kitchen and then I freeze. It's really happening. Mom's looking at me, tears in her eyes and I can't move a single muscle, just staring at her.

"Mama" I whisper, tears forming in my eyes. I've wanted this for 8 years and it's finally happening. My mom is walking to me, tears running down her cheeks.

"Y/N/N" Mama whispers, hugging me tightly before lifting me up, so now I'm wrapped around her like koala. I'm pretty light weight and small, so it's not a big problem. "I'm so sorry" She cries out, kissing my cheek. "I missed you so much, baby"

"I missed you too, mama" I cry out this time. There really wouldn't be a day without thinking about her.

"Okay, okay. Can I now meet my almost sister-in-law?" Yelena says impatiently, now standing in front of us with her hand stretched for a handshake.

"Yelena, they haven't seen each other for 8 years. Let them have their moment" Natasha looks at Yelena with a glare. I'm not gonna lie, Natasha sometimes looks really intimidating.

"Sorry, sorry" Yelena puts her hands up in defense, making me chuckle.

I wipe my tears and mom stands me back on the ground, keeping me close as I'm hugging her side.

"Wanda" Mom stretches her hand to shake Yelena's.

"I know, Natasha won't shut up about you. I'm Yelena" Yelena says, shaking mama's hand.

"I've also heard about you" Mom smiles at Yelena, rubbing my arm with her hand.

"Natasha spoke to you about me?" Yelena asks excitedly, sparks in her eyes.

"She did" Mom answers with a smile, now playing with my hair. "You all must be hungry. How about Nat and I show you two your new rooms and then we meet up for dinner?" Mama asks looking at Yelena and then at me.

"Yes, please" I agree with a smile. I'm starving, last time I ate was just a piece of bread for yesterday's dinner.

Natasha deals with Yelena while mom shows me my new room. They're right next to each other which is great, cause I really like spending time with Yelena, even though she can be really annoying sometimes.

"Do you like it?" Mom asks me as soon as we step inside and I take a look around.

"Like it? It's the coolest room I've ever seen!" I tell her excitedly. Mom smiles, cupping my cheeks with her hands before pressing a kiss to my forehead.

"I'm so happy I have you back. I'll never let anyone to take you away from me again. I promise"

"Mama?… Can I ask you something?" I ask with a sigh. I just can't understand how can she be with Natasha after everything. I just need to ask.

"Always" She smiles.

"How can you date HER?" I ask after taking a deep breath. She sits on the bed, pulling me onto her lap.

"You know, honey… I was really, really mad at her. And… I did some things that weren't really nice. Your uncle and I got powers. We were trying to find you for years and we also wanted revenge" She explains. "I almost killed her, but then… then I read her mind and saw everything she's been through. All those things they made her to do… one of them was to kidnap you" She keeps explaining, rubbing my knee with her thumb. "She's been feeling very guilty about it. She promised to bring you back to me… And while we were trying to find where the Red Room was, we got closer and it just happened… I know it's not easy, Y/N/N… but I'd be really glad if you tried to give her a chance"

"… I can try, but I think it'll take a while" I tell her with a sigh. Mom seems to like her a lot and I don't want to ruin her happiness even though I'm not a fan of Natasha.

"Thank you" She smiles.

"Do you love her?" I ask.

"I-I do" She answers in shock. I guess she wasn't expecting this kind of question from me.

"Okay" I give her a quick smile. "But not more than me" I look at her seriously.

"You, my little monkey, are the person I love the most on the entire world" Mama smiles widely, rubbing the tip of her nose against mine which makes me smile back.

"I love you too, mama"

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Part 2

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Beautiful People Everywhere (MoreHuman) “Clint and David are out on an errand when they stumble into an awkward shared moment. It's less than 700 words, but this fic still somehow fits in great details, terrific imagery, lovely introspection, a bit of bonding, and some classic Brewer appreciation.”

The Best Is Yet to Come ( @Amanita_Fierce, B13_MaybeThisTime, doingthemost (@sarahlevys), Januarium, @Lisamc21, Little_Black_Bow, @petrodobreva, schittpodding ( @schittposting), @ships_to_sail, @sunlightsymphony, @unfolded73, yourbuttervoicedbeau ( @kiwiana-writes)) “The Roses come together to throw Johnny an epic retirement party, but naturally, there are hiccups.  I appreciate that there's text to go with the podfic.”

little bebé crow (otherpeopleareallthereis) “Enjoyed seeing David and Patrick being supportive uncles to a nonbinary OC.”

Love Without End, Amen ( @Chelle68) “Johnny and Clint talk about fatherhood and the challenges they've faced. The stories within the story are so heartwarming. It's one of my go-to holiday reads!”

Maison Valentino (bigficenergy/ @fraudulentzodiac ) “The dynamic between David and Alexis here. Even though they're pre-canon, they're very them in a way that's consistent with what we know of their past lives, and we get to see Alexis support David.”

Sometimes, home is a person (houdini74/ @mostlyinthemorning) “This is the ultimate classic for me as far as families go. The Brewers moving to Schitt’s Creek and the adjustments that Patrick has to go through, it’s the perfect story with everyone you love in it.” we'll get together then, dad (doingthemost/ @sarahlevys) “This fic, where Alexis comes out to Johnny, is a beautiful exploration of their dynamic.”

[We apologize for the weird tagging today, tumblr was being uncooperative.]

[alixzanrite]

Alright, so I keep having like this dream, or I think it's a dream, but it seems more like a memory.

In this dream or memory I'm reading a comic or a short story about the Avengers and this is how it sorta went.

Peter was in a car with his aunt and uncle, holding his pet tarantula, Karen. It was his 7th birthday and they were driving back home when they suddenly spot something in the middle of the road and swerved, crashing, killing his aunt and uncle. Peter, afraid and alone, leaves the reck and wonder through a forest filled with thick fog.

Peter continues to walk for a bit until a group of monster hunters find him. The leader walks up a knelt down asking "are you alright? What are you doing out here? It's dangerous." The leader was quickly interrupted by one of the others saying "don't fall for the monsters tricks, he must be an illusion." Firing his crossbow, spooking Peter, causing him to run away.

As peter runs through the forest dodging trees through the thick fog as arrows are fired at him. As the hunters chase him, they start to get picked off silently one by one, leaving only three left. Peter climbs up a tree, and the first man that spooked him followed yelling, "Get back here, you little brat!" The other two at the bottom and look around, realizing their group of over 20 people was down to just three.

Yelling up "boss! Come back down!" The man stops his chase in irritated confusion and yells back as he looks down "what!? Why?! We almost got the little-" he didn't see them. He was the last one. "Shit-" as he spoke he's pushed out of the tree by a ghost looking sheild. "Nice hit Steve." Yelled up what looked to be a zombie with a metal arm.

There was a red-haired vampire wiped blood from her chin as a satyr carrying a bow ask her, "You still hungry nat?" To which the vampire response "no thanks, clint." A green looking werewolf walks up alongside a harpy with feathers of a falcon. The harpy asks "what were those guys even chasing anyways?" They all paused and Steve looks back at the tree where peter was only to see a broken branch and a web

As the monsters were talking peter took the chance to jump down a run again. Shooting a web from his wrists to gain speed. He closes his eyes as he runs and bumps into something or someone. Peter lands on the ground and looks up to see a demon with a weird blue glow at his chest, looking down at him with a raised brow, standing next to what looked to another vampire with a sentient red cap that detaches itself and flies close to peter as if it's curious.

"A child?" The demon asks when the vampire says "he's not human, Tony. He's what those hunters were chasing." The demon thinks for a moment and reaches for Peter, who closes his eyes until he feels himself being picked up. "Guess he's one of us now."

And then it ends, like I wanna know if this is actually something that exists or if I made it up, but is so detailed that it's like a memory. Yall help me out I think im going crazy.

[maru-likes-cats]

I had the weirdest dream today

I was not in the city, I was in our Ural hometown, trees and little houses everywhere.

The dream started like this i was in a small shop buying chips for my lil brother and my father put up people after me so I can’t spoil him, unfortunately they caught up and yanked me to my father, now he has a lot of power in my town and the surrounding areas so he was scolding me in this old grand building , that had no entrance so everyone could see the amount of scolding I was getting, now I had this in the back of my dream mind that Heroes stayed at my father’s mansion.

Now I feel someone staring at me so I sneak in a peek and see Homelander smirking at me and signaling me to come out then I signed at him to fucking wait I was getting ripped a new one.

After my session was done I got out and saw him standing at the gap of the building, I forgot what conversation we had but he said he’ll give me a lift (now Im of marriage age and the town’s people are always in the look out if im sneaking around with a boy even if it’s a hero) so I told him he can but in a more secluded place , so yay I got a lift and you must be thinking what’s out relationship? Its platonic like an older brother or uncle.

He dropped me into our garden and took off, I walked the rest of the way home, was climbing the stairs where i met flash , he asked me if I meet the others after they had come home after so long and i said no, he lead me up to the top floor and suddenly the stairs were unfinished like when they first hardened from cement, rough and bumpy , I looked back and it was still the same,unfinished, I thought weird but I was so excited to reunite with the others that I ignored it for the time being, I reached the top floor, Natasha hugged me before I could enter the door.

Then I saw it,Clint he was missing his feet, both of them and he was looking at me with such soft eyes,I broke down kneeling over full on sobbing, it felt so real even for a dream, I don’t know how long I was crying.

Finally I got up and went to him, I thought “Tony can fix him, yes and he can walk again, please”

He grabbed my shoulder and said” this isn’t your fault” but oh god did it feel like it.

I woke up

[braveclementine]

Chapter 22

Warnings: None (anyone can read this story)

Copyright: I do not own any Marvel characters or locations. I do not condone any copying of this.

"𝓗𝓔𝓨." I said softly, leaning against the doorway to Tony's lab.

"Hey kid, come on in." Tony said, barely glancing up from what he was working on. Once I was standing by the table though, he pushed his chair back to look up at me. "Thought you, Rogers, and Barnes were going to Asgard today."

"We are." I said softly. "But um, for the wedding. . . well my father can't walk me down the aisle like he wanted to because he has to play another more Asgardian role for the wedding. So I was wondering if you wanted to come and walk me down the aisle. I know this is terrible timing, but my father unfortunately couldn't let me know he had to play the part of the crowning bearer- don't ask I can't remember which role that is- so this is the soonest I can ask you. And I know you're super bus-"

"Okay." Tony said softly, interrupting me midsentence.

I smiled, relaxing.

"Look kid." Tony said, standing up, wiping his hands on a rag. "Even when you were a cat I loved you like a child of my own. Maybe that's weird, but I've heard of people caring about their pets like they're their kids. I don't know, I always felt protective of you. And even now, getting to know you as a human, I feel that same sort of fatherly instinct. I know you've already got a dad, but I kind've like thinking of you like a second dad."

I grinned wider. "Well that's perfect because I look up to you like a second dad. Or at least an Uncle."

Tony grinned, pulling me into a hug. "Barnes and Rogers are two lucky guys Y/N. Now, where do we have to go to leave for Asgard."

"In thirty minutes. I figure you'll want to either tell Pepper you're leaving or bring her with you. Morgan too." I said with a bashful shrug.

"Got it." Tony said, nodding. "Packing, Pepper, Morgan, thirty minutes. Understood."

"See you then."

"See you soon."

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𝓘 was trembling as I hooked my arm around Tony's. He was dressed in formal Asgardian wear, which was a black suit with golden and red armor over it. He was wearing his tinted sunglasses just to spite them.

I had talked to my father and as upset he was about not being able to walk me down the aisle, he had reluctantly agreed to let Tony walk me down. At the moment, my father was standing in his normal green and gold at the end of the aisle with Uncle Thor, my Grandmother, and Grandfather. The priest was also there along with Sif who was my one and only maid of honor. Sam was Bucky's best man. Clint was Steve's.

My father was holding the ceremonial crowns that would solidify our bonding. They were spiritual crowns, not literal crowns and would become mist once the bond was solidified. Only the father of one of the married people's could hold them. Since my father was the only one alive, he was the only one that could hold them.

Tony handed me off and Steve and Bucky each took one of my hands. Tony went and sat down next to Pepper, pulling Morgan onto his lap.

There had been some questioning to our vows. Steve and Bucky had been expecting to be married in a church before God (the two of them being devout Christians). However, realizing that we were going to be married on Asgard (the one condition of my Grandfather to let them marry me) they were freaking out about their vows.

However, I had told them that if they believed in their God and Jesus, then I wasn't going to judge. For all we knew, their God did exist in another realm. I wasn't going to ridicule them for that belief. And to show that I was serious with this, I told them I would say the same vow. I had also warned my entire family and all Asgardian guests about it so there wouldn't be gasps of surprise. Grandfather hadn't been pleased and father had rolled his eyes, but grandmother and my Uncle seemed supportive.

Father stepped forward, putting the crowns on Steve and Bucky's heads hastily, before turning to me. He placed it upon my head with care, kissing my brow, before stepping back. His eyes glistened- not with tears of course. I think he just had an eyelash in his eye or something like that.

Steve started first, swallowing nervously. "In the name of God, I, Steve Rogers, take you, Y/N Laufeydottir, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until parted by death."

I followed next, "In the name of God, I, Y/N Laufeydottir, take you, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes, to be my husbands, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until parted by death."

I actually liked the words. They held so much meaning, so much care, so much love. Even if perhaps I didn't believe in that particular God (being a Goddess myself), the words of the vow seemed powerful.

"In the name of God, I, James Barnes, take you, Y/N Laufeydottir, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until parted by death." Bucky swallowed even harder than Steve and then added "To this I swear."

I smiled, a singular tear dripping down my cheek and I hastily wiped it away. The crowns dissolved into golden smoke, swirling around the three of us before settling like gold sparkles on our soulmates, sinking in so that the tattoos were outline in a light gold colour.

Grandmother was enjoying the ceremony the most and quite cheerfully said, "You may now kiss the bride!"

I kissed Steve first passionately and then Bucky. The others cheered and clapped and we moved away from the altar.

"Here." Steve whispered to the two of us as we got just a moment of alone time as things shifted from wedding to party. He pulled out simple rings. Rings weren't part of the wedding. "Bucky, I love you." Steve whispered, sliding the gold with a singular diamond ring onto Bucky's ring finger as he very well couldn't wear it on his left. He pulled out a second ring, gold as well with a white sapphire on it, "Y/N, I love you."

"Steve." I murmured softly as he slipped the ring onto my left hand. "I love you too."

Bucky had choked up, words unable to come out of his mouth so he simply responded by kissing Steve with as much passion as possible. I smiled watching the two of them.

As my father passed me, he pressed something into my hand and continued past. I was surprised, before opening my hand and then smiled.

"Steve." I said, taking his left hand and sliding the gold ring with a singular blue sapphire onto it. "Bucky I love you."

Steve teared up next, sweeping me into a passionate kiss. "Thank you cookie."

"My father gave it to me." I admitted.

Steve looked surprised and then said. "Another thing I'm glad about Loki. Hm, I might actually start liking him."

I giggled. "That would be horrendous. Please stay enemies."

Steve grinned at me. "C'mon cookie, we have a party to attend to."

Bucky suddenly straightened up, glaring at something in the corner before blinking.

"Bucky?" I asked.

He let out a long breath. "Sorry, I honestly thought I saw Sharon. Stupid brain."

I laughed, taking his hand. "C'mon stupid brain. Let's go dance."

Sharon had been kicked out of the tower when she had tried to attack me. Well, she hadn't tried to attack me at first. She had approached me in the hallway and verbally threatened me that I needed to leave Steve and Bucky. She told me a lot of cruel and unnecessary comments, building on some uncertainties that I had already had when I'd been a kitten.

Natasha, surprisingly, was the one that had come across and had told Sharon to shove off. That Steve and Bucky deserved better than Sharon, that they deserved me. Natasha told her that if they wanted me than who was Sharon to try and stop their happiness?

Sharon had gone away. Another day later, she'd nearly killed me. I'd been in my hiding place- or my kitten hiding place. There was this huge, sudden push, and I had fallen over the railing. I had braced myself for death before Sam- who had been practicing with his wings that day- caught me. He had swooped straight up to the balcony I'd been thrown off, putting me on my feet and burst through the door.

F.R.I.D.A.Y.- who I liked all the more now that I was human and not a cat- had alerted Sam where Sharon (though she hadn't said Sharon at that time) had gone. Sam had tackled her and now she was on the run because she'd escaped somehow (still not sure how).

I was also made aware that Roads name wasn't actually Road. It was Rhodey. They called him Rhodes for short. It still sounded like Road to me though.

I digress.

We danced the entire night long and then we headed off to the bed chambers. "I love you Y/N." Bucky whispered.

"I love you Y/N." Steve murmured from behind me.

"I love the both of you." I whispered, holding the both of them to me as we drifted off to sleep. 

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[infiniteeight8]

Fic Writer 20 Questions

Tagged by @sweaterkittensahoy

I have two AO3 accounts (infiniteeight and crimsonquills) because I switched pseuds due to a troll in a fandom like, 10 or 15 years ago. So for AO3 stats questions, first number is infiniteeight, second number is crimsonquills, total in parentheses. The crimsonquills number is misleading, though--only about half my works written under that pseud are uploaded.

How many works do you have on AO3? 426 + 235 (661)

What's your total AO3 word count? 584,163 + 721,769 (1,305,932)

What fandoms do you write for?

Currently, IronStrange (MCU), Steter (Teen Wolf), and LazyTown. I have a lot of formerly serious fandoms, and I've dabbled in even more. There are 21 listed on infiniteeight and 28 on crimsonquills, to give you an idea, and that's not a complete list.

Top Five Fics by Kudos

For infiniteeight AO3 handle (all of these are Clint/Coulson, which makes sense, since it's the biggest fandom I've been in for the past 12 years):

Trump Card 

Relief 

Made Omega 

A House is Not a Home 

Five People Who Flinched From Phil and the One Person Who Never Did

For my crimsonquills AO3 handle (this is a little misleading--I have some very popular stories on this handle that aren't on AO3, though I keep meaning to upload them):

Full Body Workout (Steve/Tony, comic Avengers)

A Meeting of Minds (Steve/Tony, comic Avengers)

Beneath the Armor  (Steve/Tony, comic Avengers)

A Light To Guide You (Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon, The Phantom Menace)

Doubts  (Steve/Tony, comic Avengers)

Good grief, only now have I realized that my most popular Man from UNCLE fic (The Mirror, Mirror Affair) is not on AO3! I was certain it was. It looks like *none* of my MFU fics are on AO3. Oops? I really have to fix that...

Do you respond to comments?

Yes! I went through a period where I was very sporadic about it, but now I reply to them all. I'm even going through and answering old comments that have been there, unanswered, for years. The responses I've gotten from folks receiving a reply anywhere from a few months to 8 years later have been lovely. :D

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Definitely no heartbeat detected (IronStrange, true Drabble). I don't normally write much angst, and when I do, it's always with a happy ending. But that one was a prompt.

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I don't think I can actually pick one? Almost all of my fics have happy endings!

Do you get hate on fics?

Nope. Which surprises me, honestly, because I've written plenty of tropes that other people get hate for all the time.

Do you write smut?

Yes! In fact, before I started writing the daily ficlets, I was primarily known as a smut writer. Almost everything I wrote was smutty. I find it kid of amusing that the drabbles have changed that.

Craziest Crossover?

Has to be the Band of Brothers/Terminator crossover. It's only posted on my old livejournal, but I'll upload it to AO3 one day and just watch people goggle at it. LOL.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of. The closest that I know of is someone who copied the entire first chapter (or couple of chapters?) of one of my more popular fics and then took it in a totally different direction. I contacted them and they were apologetic--the meant to go back and rewrite the beginning once they were done with their version, but they never finished it. They put a note and an inspired by tag on it after I contacted them, and that was fine with me.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Many times! Translations are always welcome.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yup! A couple times, although it's not something I do regularly.

All time favorite ship?

Hmmm. Difficult question. Longest lasting active ship is Steter, but all time favorite? I think it might be Marcus Cole/Neroon (Babylon 5).

What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

This is a weird question for me, because I don't really work on more than one thing at a time, except for brief pauses on epic fics to knock out something short. And if I start to lose steam on a story I'm writing, there's not really a "doubt" phase. I either believe I will finish it, or it gets trunked and I don't consider it a WIP anymore, because it is no longer "in progress", it's just abandoned.

What are your writing strengths?

Characterization! I've had many compliments in this area.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Visual description, definitely.

Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

Peppering in other language words to remind me of a character's background and for flavour is useful, but writing entire sentences in another language knock me right out of the story. If I have to check a footnote or hover text to know what they're saying, I instantly lose immersion.

Other language text that you can figure out from context is better than footnotes, but in my experience people rarely do it well.

First fandom you wrote in?

Star Trek: The Next Generation. It was on paper (one of those yellow note pads), but I never shared it with anyone. First fandom I actually posted in might have been Star Trek: Voyager? Or possibly Stargate: SG1. I'm not actually sure which came first. I have the stories (I think), but they aren't dated.

Favorite fic you've written?

Oh, gosh, I'm not sure. Maybe Patterns (Marcus/Neroon)? I've written better stories and more popular ones, but I have a soft spot for that one.

Tags (very optional): @airas-story. Um, anyone else? I am bad at remembering people.

[ao3feed-peterparker]

there's something so lonesome about you (something so wholesome about you)

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/FDr79h0 by lavenderpillowcase A blue light shone through the blackness, its glare brightening as it moved closer. Peter could just barely make out the silhouette of a hand behind the cerulean beacon, steady and unfaltering. - - It was a man. A scruffy man with a tired face but a sinewy body, his ripped clothes showing off the scars that littered his arms and chest. The sunlight illuminating him made all of his features stand out - his protruding cheekbones, his sunken cheeks, his collarbone peeking over the neck of his shirt. His arm was extended out in front of him, red metal encasing his hand. The same blue light that was shining from the palm of his gauntlet glowed through the fabric covering his sternum. The man paused, raking his eyes over the teen’s frame. After a moment, he lowered his red-covered hand and slumped a bit, his eyebrows furrowing. “Jesus, you're just a baby.” - - - Or, When a plague takes out most of the world's population, Peter Parker is left with no one. Tony Stark finds him and takes him underneath his wing. Words: 4046, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Aunt May Parker (Mentioned), Uncle Ben Parker (Mentioned) Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers, Clint Barton & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Everyone Additional Tags: Post-Apocalypse, Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse, Alternate Universe - Apocalypse, Angst, Fluff, Humor, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Sort of? - Freeform, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Smartass Tony Stark, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, BAMF Peter Parker, Teen Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Protective Tony Stark, Dead Uncle Ben Parker (Marvel), Dead Aunt May Parker (Marvel), Plague, Minor Character Death, of may and ben (we don't see either of them die though), Trust Issues, Trust, Jokes, Nicknames, tony tries to give peter one, peter's not having it, Team as Family, Team Dynamics, Team, Teasing, not sexually don't be weird, Sarcasm, Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson Bickering, Bucky Barnes & Sam Wilson Friendship, Bucky Barnes's Metal Arm, Smart Peter Parker, Tony Stark: Parent at First Sight read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/FDr79h0

[spiderversebigbang]

Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Fandoms:

Marvel Cinematic Universe

The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Spider-Man - All Media Types

Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

Relationships:

Peter Parker & Sam Wilson

James "Bucky" Barnes & Peter Parker

Clint Barton & Peter Parker

Clint Barton/Laura Barton/Natasha Romanov

Characters:

Sam Wilson (Marvel)

Tony Stark

Peter Parker

James "Bucky" Barnes

Clint Barton

Steve Rogers

Natasha Romanov (Marvel)

Thor (Marvel)

Bruce Banner

Additional Tags:

Homeless Peter Parker

Peter Parker Needs a Hug

Peter Parker Gets a Hug

Protective Sam Wilson

Protective Bucky Barnes

Protective Clint Barton

Smart Peter Parker

BAMF Peter Parker

Hurt Peter Parker

POV Sam Wilson

POV Bucky Barnes

POV Clint Barton

sam makes god tier brownies and you can fight me on this

Nerd Peter Parker

Sam Wilson is a Gift

Domestic Avengers

Protective Avengers

Identity Reveal

Spider-Man Identity Reveal

peter parker slowly realizing that people actually care about him

Not Spider-Man: No Way Home Compliant

Dead May Parker (Spider-Man)

Whump

Deaf Clint Barton

GUYS EVERYTHING WITH PETER IS PLATONIC/PARENTAL DONT BE WEIRD

SHIELD Agent Laura Barton

guys i lied sambucky have a situationship

Language: English

Summary:

When Sam found Spider-Man slumped against the dirty wall of an alleyway, he never imagined how much the vigilante's presence would affect the entire team. He couldn't find it in him to care.

When Bucky helped Spidr- Peter. When Bucky helped Peter after what had to be a traumatic event, he never thought about how much the teen could grow on him

When Clint broke into Sam's apartment at 3AM, he was just looking for blackmail. He didn't notice the younger figure in his initial scan of the apartment, but hell will freeze over before he lets Stark adopt Peter first.

TLDR: Peter gets two new uncles and a dad, but it's not who you think

*previously titled 'can we skip to the good part'*

[petriichvrs]

𝙷𝙾𝙶𝙶𝙻𝙴𝚂𝚆𝙰𝚁𝚃  𝙰𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙳  :   3, 4 & 5  !

3.   FACE CLAIMS YOU ARE DYING TO USE : archie madekwe and sun yihan are TOP of my list, but i also really wanna use london thor, madchen amick, diego luna, oliver jackson cohen, skeet ulrich, savannah lee smith, nadia hilker, chandler kinney, maia reficco and derek luh ! some have ideas attached for nox / aurora / lumos, but most are just ... waiting for their chance :(

4.   FACE CLAIMS YOU ARE DYING TO PLAY AGAINST : oh i don't actually know ... i think pedro pascal has been on my opp list for a WHILE, but the only other people coming to mind are havana rose liu and melanie lynskey. maybe derek luh should be here too because i REALLY like him for astoria's oldest sibling ? but that's about it !

5.   YOUR FAVORITE ORIGINAL VERSE OC (OR ONE OF YOUR FAVORITES) : ok she really might not count towards this because of being from a disney / marvel / next gen type group ( depends on your definition of original verse honestly, but since they were super au and set in a made up universe that i fleshed out i feel like all the characters there DO count ) but my number one forever is going to be rylie natalia barton. i've written her on and off since 2014 and she was originally a willa holland fc, though i recasted her for recent musings with my friend as diana silvers, because i think she's a great cast for a 'modern' rylie of a similar age to when i first wrote her. she's the daughter of clint barton & bobbi morse ( & step daughter of natasha romanoff ) and kicked off my whole barton cinematic universe that now includes uncle barney and his only kid, monica barton, and natasha's legal ward, ziva mizrahi. i just ... love her. this is her pin board & three songs from her inspo playlist that i think get her vibe are miss america by james blunt, tightrope by lp and hymn by kesha. she went through a LOT during her original run and was the character i did a three irl year alcoholism arc on that i am still like ... a little proud of, weird as that is to even say, because i feel like i wrote it well, and i just think that her character arc was one of the best things i ever did, tbh. she's always been the character i understood best and for a long time understanding her best and loving her most meant that i was going to give her a gruesome, too soon death, but as i've grown up and gotten myself into a better place and went on my OWN journey, she's now this character that i just want the absolute best for all of the time, even if she can only get to the best through a little more trouble. rylie is inspiration for a lot of characters i have written, but i've never been able to recreate her exactly, nor would i want to. she will always have a lil part of my heart and nobody else can ever take it<3

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