#went to the library and then started browsing random drugstores

[tojiscrack]

HAPPY NEW YEAR SUMAYAAAAA

i've made my return to your inbox once more

'never sending asks to entitled mfs ever again 🫨'

dude yeah. anytime i send an ask to someone ab like nonrequest stuff, and they dont respond, i never send an ask again 💀💀💀💀

'bUT I’M NOT UNCULTURED I SWEAR 😭'

right... enjoy your beans and toast....

'i’m literally gonna hijack a plane going to canada, i swear 😕'

LMAOOO I SUPPORT IT

'i was younger, and now i’m older, but i mean irl. like yuji’s birth year (alongside his friends) is around 2002-2003.'

OHHHHHH OKAY THAT MAKES MORE SENSE! i was scared u were like 13 or something.............

i was also born a few years after yuji but considering that we're in the same grade equivalent that makes sense LMAO

'i’m literally gonna go out into society as an emo one day just for the feels 😭'

I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DO IT WITH MEEEE

'WHAT OTHER ABNORMAL CREATURE IN JJK HAS FOUR ARMS? HE’S SO GREEDY, LIKE WTH DO YOU NEED TWO OF EVERYTHING FOR? 🤨👎🏽'

LMAOOO JESUS CHRIST....

one of my friends is a huge sukuna fucker and everytime i send her an edit of him she goes feral- it's hilarious

'oh i’ve got smth all right 😭'

i'm so excited

'i still can’t get this one scene out of my head and i’m not even gonna tell you what it is ‘cause you probably wouldn’t know it'

unfortunately i think i know what ur referencing.... just cause i didnt finish the movie doesn't mean i dont know what happens in it....

'wait i’m not aware of how the us gpa system works. isn’t 91 still good???'

okay so. let me explain this. my school is weird bc we're a private college prep school so pretty much every other school uses a 4.0 scale and we use a percent scale but you can very easily have a 91 gpa while having 2 c's. it's rlly weird but it's true. and unfortunately that is my scenario.

'why would she touch a homeless-looking-m*le like you? the standard he had of himself is way too high 😀'

LMAO THATS CRAZYYYY

'STOP I LOVE INSTANT NOODLES 😟 I LITERALLY BOUGHT TWO LARGE PACKS OF THE BULDAK HABANERO LIME RAMEN ONES RIGHT AFTER THE M*N INCIDENT'

OMG THATS MY FAV BULDAK FLAVOR! I GET IT EVERYTIME I GO TO HMART W MY FRIENDS!

'lmk what you get for ur secret santa tho 😋'

I GOT 12 PACKETS OF SHIN RAMEN 💪💪💪💪💪

'no bc figurines shouldn’t be that expensive'

EXACTLY BRUH

'my catoru gojo plushie was like £15, and it’s not even that big so?? 😭'

inflation these days, man. i rmbr i bought my haikyuu plushies in 2020 (the oikawa one and a kuroo one) and they were so much cheaper than they are now.....

'they need to bring all these prices down bc rich ppl don’t even enjoy the same shit broke ppl do 🤨'

YEAH BRUHHH

now time for my life update!

within the first 30 minutes of 2025, i spent it reading through my old texts w my old situationship

and ive come to realize that when he breaks up with his gf, i will be first in line

AND ITS SAD

bc yes he treated me rlly well during our situationship BUT HE WAS ALSO TALKING TO HIS EX GF DURING OUR SITUATIONSHIP

but lowk i think he was just looking for whoever showed him interest first and i never blatantly told him i liked him (we would be dating by now if i had bruh)

BUT WHATEVERRRRR

how is your new years so far queen

i'm realizing how long my asks are LMAOOO

OH IM JUST NOW READING THE HASHTAGS!

'how did you come up with it?'

literally its the least deep username ever LMAO

i needed a username for ao3 bc my old one was too long and i planned on publishing so i was trying to think of somthing and i think i was drinking soup at the time so i wanted it to be soups but that was taken so it became seoups!

I ALSO LOVE GIFTS! thats why i have big birthday parties LMAOOO

HAPPY NEW YEARRRR ML 🫶🏽🫨

i love seeing you in my inbox, it’s soo 😋💞

and you’re just like me. now that ik tumblr does indeed have that feature, i’m not sending another ask to these celebrities 🤨

‘right… enjoy your beans on toast…’ — okay first and foremost, DON’T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT 😭 one thing about white english ppl is that their full english breakfast is so good 😔 they genuinely ate when making that

but i love cultural food ofc 😫 like asian spices over anything tyvm 😋 it has to be enough to keep me on the toilet at 3am regretting my life choices but knowing i’d do it again

‘i was scared you were like 13 or something…’ — omg no 😟 we’re the same age 😋 i turned 18 in october 🤧 i wanna be 17 forever, sigh

‘I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DO IT WITH MEEE’ — just do it on ur own atp 🥴 i changed my makeup style slightly so it’s more of a darker look. taking it step by step before i randomly turn into an emo and go into the streets of london, waiting to be hate crimed 💀

also ur friend being a sukuna truther is just pure betrayal by association 😀 i’m literally that (and worse) for gojo 🤞🏽😔

and the american education system will never not confuse me, and i feel like that has to be a trigger warning for LL, ‘cause i’m gonna have to mention their major exams at several points in the story 😭 just expect a note at the top going ‘yeah i’m still so lost with the US grading system, don’t expect accuracy, enjoy!’

‘OMG THAT’S MY FAV BULDAK FLAVOUR’ — literally same. i’ve seen so many ppl say it tastes like soap and i’m just so lost? like the lime flavour is so nice 😫 i pair it with cold cucumbers and it’s so refreshing

‘I GOT 12 PACKETS OF SHIN RAMEN’ — WOOHOO 🥳 but unpopular opinion, i don’t really like shin ramen ☹️ i have a buldak obsession instead :/

‘now for my life update!’ — 😋😋😋

‘within the first 30 minutes of 2025, i spent it reading through my old texts with my old situationship’ — ooh… 😧

‘and i’ve come to realise that when he breaks up with his gf, i will be first in line’ — girl stop, i’ve seen this movie before 😭

and i didn’t like the ending 😐 (is this ur taylor swift moment? 🥴)

‘be yes he treated me really well during our situationship, BUT HE WAS ALSO TALKING TO HIS EX GF DURING OUR SITUATIONSHIP’ — okay, so listen carefully, ‘cause us girls as a community can not, will not, and will NEVER lose another girly to the ugly m*le gender again… doesn’t matter how well he treated you in that moment, if he spoke to his ex during ur situationship, he never treated you well. he was treating himself instead 🤨 and i mean that in the nicest way possible!

‘but lowk i think he was just looking for whoever showed him interest first and i never blatantly told him i liked him (we would be dating by now if i had bruh)’ — YOU DODGED A BULLET THO 😭 LIKE THIS SHOWED YOU HIS TRUE COLOURS, LIKE IF THAT’S HOW HE BEHAVES IN ANY SCENARIO, HE’S NOT WORTH ANY GIRL’S (WITH SELF RESPECT) TIME 😟

yes indeed. whateverrr, leave him it in 2024 😋

‘how is your new years so far queen’ — so bland. i mean i entered tt and saw everyone going back to the 2020 anime pfps and ofc i had to join innnn 😫 but deep down ik that going back will never be possible. i’ve reached legal adulthood and back in 2020, i was just a teenage girl reading a shit ton of fanfics at 3am under the stars in my loft ☹️ i’m feeling homesick for 2020, and any time i check the date and it says we’re FIVE years past that, i wanna throw up 🤧

rant over 😟 sorry! 😭😭

‘i'm realising how long my asks are’ — and that is literally NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL. in fact, i encourage it, and i look forward to it 😇🫶🏽

I’VE ALSO SEEN SO MANY TUMBLR USERS EXPLAINING THEIR USERS THE SAME WAY YOU DID HAHAA

today i got a late christmas present from my friend’s mum (fuzzy socks and a set of makeup brushes)! but honestly, as much as i love gifts, i don’t mind getting a shit ton of food delivered to myself and calling that a gift instead 😋

or an iced latte sidjeijdiejdjehdhwh

[siopaoface]

TWO OF CUPS: KIRISHIMA EIJIRO TREASURING HIS SO.

content: fluff. fluff. established relationship. college!au. non-quirk!au. fem!reader.

Kirishima Eijirou treats you as if he's still your suitor even if he's your boyfriend since freshmen year. He pursued and flirted with you for a month before confessing that he liked you. The red-haired boy courted you during the second and third week of second semester of your freshmen year and you answered him immediately because, 'Life is short'.

Your other blockmates always see him bringing your heavy copy of lectures and two cups of iced coffee on the other hand. He pays for your snacks and milk tea even though, you told him you can buy it for yourself. Side note, you would sneak money on his wallet when he goes to the rest room tho. His parents worked themselves to give HIM allowance (not you) and the both of you are still students, you can finance yourself just fine.

"Eijirou~" you drawled out as the red-haired man scribbled notes for his class. He raised his brow at you and you did a flower pose where you cupped your chin, smiling cheekily at your boyfriend. "Are you done, yet?" He chuckled at your question and shaked his head. Staying at the library with aircon makes you sleepy and as you yawn, Eijirou also yawned. He has decided to finish his notes and homework so he can spend time with you and of course, at the gym.

Kirishima would always make you tag along with him in the gym and sometimes at the boxing center to make you watch him or learn some techniques. He insisted and asked your parents to make you take self-defense classes because aside from being a good workout, it is also essential for everyone regardless of gender. Remembering the body aches and nights where you have to ice your sore muscles made you wince. Huffing, you stood up and started to browse the bookshelves. If you're going to be bored, you should absorb new knowledge or data of the world. Of course, it's also to fill Kirishima's head with new random information as a payback.

You decided to settle for a romance book in the fiction section, lightly treading to go back to your boyfriend, another book caught your eye and you picked it up. Business for beginners, it read. You read a few pages of the book when you got bored and kicked Kirishima's shin underneath the table.

'I'm bored.' you mouthed at him and he only reached for your hand and wrote on it.

'Go get some lunch.'

You shaked your head to disagree and mouthed at him again. 'Let's eat lunch together, idiot.'

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

Eijiro sometimes wonder how he landed such a nice girlfriend. "Babe, this is not my order." he whispered when the waiter walked away from your table. You asked him his order and looked at the receipt you both received. The waiter accidentally switched the orders, Eijiro was waiting for you to get angry but you didn't. He watched you stand up and went to the counter with the wrong meal given to him. You smiled at the cashier and gently requested for the meal written on the receipt.

"What? They told me they haven't slept yet and are only part-timing here. No need to get angry at them. They're sorry about it because, it's their first day." The both of you finished eating and you quickly cleaned your plate, arranged the used utensils and placed it neatly on the tray.

"Baby, your roots are showing. Should we swing by the drugstore to buy hair dye?" Kirishima touched his hair on a low ponytail and kissed your forehead, murmuring his thanks for reminding him about his dyed hair.

Smart. Pretty. Funny. Witty. Caring. Kirishima felt extremely lucky as he watched you tie your hair in a half up half down hairdo. "I really have a crush on you." He's not afraid to express his feelings towards you as he blushed, making you chuckle. "I have a crush on you too, Kirishima."

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

Other people may view your relationship with each other as easy going and chill. They even ask the both of you on how you handle fights and quarrels, knowing that you're the hot-headed in the relationship.

"Communication and Acceptance. Actually, it is a bit of cliché whenever I say those words. There are a lot of factors to consider when you're committed to a person, I chose Kirishima. I can easily say those words but, no one knows if I'll still love him tomorrow." You took a deep breath and sighed. You lost your train of thoughts and massaging your temples you cleared your throat.

Kirishima saw you talking to a friend and decided to stop walking. He marvels at the way you threw your head back, laughing and eyes sparkling. Your voice was loud and it was his favorite sound. When he heard his name, he perked up and smiled. Eavesdropping became a habit to him and he's sure that you'll have his balls at the end of the day.

"Take two. I chose Kirishima to be my person. Frankly, relationships gets boring after a long time but the secret of how we kept the passion alive is because we choose each other everyday. Love is a fickle emotion and you need to get ready once, your partner falls out of love. Kirishima is an amazing person and one of a kind, I actually wonder why of all people he can have a crush on, he chose me. Maybe it's my face," The red-haired boy nodded. He did liked you because of how you looked but once he started to know you, he just fell hard.

"But, he still chooses to be playful. He chooses to be honest, kind, respectful of my decisions, respecting other people, respecting the nature. He chooses to treat me as if he's still courting me and he's always an open book. I think that's the secret of our relationship. I remember asking him, "Do you think you can be my boyfriend?" and you know what he said?" You can't stop the incoming grin at your mouth and Kirishima couldn't take the embarassment. He was embarrassed and at the same time, proud of what he told you.

"If I'm your boyfriend, I intend to be the very last. I will treasure you and court you everyday." You heard your boyfriend's voice and you squealed. He smiled at you as you kissed his cheeks as a greeting. The person talking to you can't help but roll their eyes at the public display of affection.