#wetheral

[cecile-art]

For your consideration

[ditzybat]

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

[machveil]

Y/N, over text: I'm so sorry for drunkenly yelling at you

Simon, over text: Do it again.

actually hear me out

TF141 going out for drinks after a deployment, just to unwind and drink after surviving a nightmare of a mission, and Simon gets completely wasted - just drunk off his ass. he’s not a lightweight, he can hold a couple drinks, which is why Soap and Gaz are having a laugh over him slurring out incomprehensible sentences and wobbling in his seat

but, through his thick accent and hoarse voice, Simon manages a couple mumbled words, “Where— where’s m’doll?”. his eyes are as cold as ever but his voice is suddenly so desperate. Price is watching it unfold as Johnny tries to ask Simon what he’s talking about. after Simon grumbles at him that his ‘doll’ is missing and, “Soa— Soap, need m’doll—”, it clicks for Gaz

they’re trying to get Simon to unlock his phone, he’s being stubborn about his mask being tugged down and Soap is trying to get him to tell them his password. somehow, after a couple minutes, they finally manage to break into the man’s phone. yeah, when Simon sobers up he’ll probably mouth off at them, but right now they’re scrolling through his contacts. Simon’s contacts are just people’s numbers, no names - except for one simply labeled ‘Riley’

as soon as Gaz clicks the FaceTime button he hands it off to Simon. he’s not really paying attention until your voice rings in his ears, then he’s quick to look down at the screen. suddenly he’s sated, gaze smitten as his shoulders relax. you can tell he’s had a few, his head dipping ever so slightly as he slouches over, face a little too close to the camera. you’re about to ask why he called you but he cuts you off, muffled by his mask and voice a couple octaves deeper from the alcohol, “Hi, dolly.”

[intersquared]

the computery guy

[daftpatience]

whenever ppl say "I have no style" or "I have no process" I'm like no!! you simply cannot see outside of yourself. you may not know what you have but you have it and it's gonna follow you forever.

[minutestildawn]

Becoming something Different

[strangestcase]

Ever After High is like what if being doomed by the narrative was legally inherited, only being “doomed by the narrative” is actually the school to prison pipeline, only the “school to prison pipeline” is a piece of paper that reads “I will commit crimes and go to jail”, only the piece of paper is a Faustian contract and if you sign it you WILL inevitably commit crimes and go to jail, only the Faustian part is that if you don’t sign it your literature teacher will force you to. Because you’re a ninth grader.

[fumifooms]

This panel is so poignant in the manga but out of context it’s so funny to me. It sounds like dad Senshi judging Laios and giving him a crash course on masking

[dawnatlas]

(raven neil au) im having so many thoughts about them all the time

[off-mozzarella]

Please read by opening each image, otherwise it makes no sense lol

This is the most stupid thing I've done all year but I was already too far into it when I started regretting it XD

I don't usually do this kind of thing but the concept had been rotating in my mind for a few weeks and I needed to get it out

I have a few ideas but this was already long enough and it felt like a good spot to cut it off, buut I want to see if people like it so 👉👈 hope you enjoyed it

Sorry if it feels a bit weird, I may be able to draw but not write lol, this is my first actual attempt at making a comic

[tintagliat]

One of my favorite parts of Oathbringer is Syl trying to convince Kaladin to become a homewrecker 💀

[delicourse]

i miss them a little if im gonna be honest

[emotional-witch620]

Buck *bringing coffee to a very tired Eddie at the start of a shift*: I passed by that coffee shop you like on Sunset.

Eddie *very tired and in love with that man*: You’re a godsend, Buck! I don’t know how to repay you. Do you want my first born child?

Buck *also in love, snorting*: I already have your first born child.

Hen :

Chim :

Bobby :

Chim : Please tell me they’re hearing themselves. Guys, are you hearing yourself? Have you gotten married without informing us?

[shepscapades]

[dbhc flavored] Hermit A Day May ‘25, Day 25: Beefers!!

The left doodle technically takes place during the Empires Crossover, but it’s not happening in the crossover itself so I didn’t label it as such… oh xBcrafted s9 Freakout you will always be famous to me…

[galactic-rhea]

so very curious about c3po in your sith-raised anakin au! does anakin still make him, and if so, does he end up more like triple zero? or is he just the same old c3po surrounded by the worst people he could ever know? provides very hilarious scenarios no matter what outcome <3

Ani actually still got to be raised by Shmi for the first 9 years! Which means is still the same old C3P0 we all know and love!

Eventually Anakin stole him from the Lars got him again, but by that time, C3P0 had a bunch of siblings of...less say, a much tougher nature, and closer to triple zero, lol (And they all also have anxiety and an extreme fear of being seen as useless...simply because they were built by Anakin. Most of these were saved or rebuilt from the trash anyways)

Which naturally means that Anakin had to show parenting skills... since like 15

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