#whalp. bargainer

[rwac96]

The Seven Stages of 🐓 Shock (Ancient Snow)

*Weiss Schnee was blushing red as she and Shallot were in a broom closet, the middle Schnee unbuckling his belt*

Weiss: *huffs* "You are obscene, you know that!"

Shallot: *scoffs* "Says the girl walkin' around with no panties."

Weiss: "Yang rushed me this morning!" *grumbles, finally unbuckling his belt* "Okay, let's--" *she tugs his shorts down, seeing the Saiyan's manhood*

---

(image edit by Blackace70)

STAGE 1: SHOCK

Weiss: *stuttering* "G-Gods...!"

Shallot: *blinks* "What, I see my dick every day--."

Weiss: "IT'S ERECT, YOU DUNCE!!"

---

STAGE 2: CONFUSION

Shallot: *arms folded* "Seriously, Weiss?"

Weiss: "Don't 'Seriously' me, Shallot! How in the hell are you able to hide this?!"

Shallot: "I mean, I don't actually think about sex a lot."

---

STAGE 3: EVIDENCE GATHERING

*Shallot stood annoyed as Weiss measured his manhood with measuring tape*

Shallot: "Let's get on with--!"

Weiss: "Your penis is fifteen inches?!"

Shallot: "Jeez, Weiss. You do remember this' my first time...well, doing sex, right?"

---

STAGE 4: BARGAINING

Weiss: *sweats* "This is my imagination, right? No, I can feel the heat from this!"

Shallot: *groans* "Weiss..."

Weiss: *eyes widened* "This could've been involved with any woman! Like that delinquent Caulifla!"

Shallot: "Uh, I don't think she'd be interested in that."

---

STAGE 5: ANXIETY

Weiss: *gulps* "This is not the time to be nervous, Weiss! You've fought Grimm, terrorists, criminals. This...this is, well, this is a big penis."

Shallot: *growing impatient* "Are you for fucking real?!"

Weiss: "This is huge! It will open me wide!! This could cripple me!!"

---

STAGE 6: RESOLVE

*Weiss takes a deep breath, calming herself down*

Weiss: "Okay, it's settled. Let's do this."

*Weiss' eyes widened again as Shallot grabbed her by the shoulders, and tackled her; placing himself on top of the Heiress*

Shallot: *horny* "FINALLY!!"

---

STAGE 7: ACCEPTANCE

Whalp!Whalp!Whalp!Whalp!--!!

Weiss: *pleasured wailing* "GAWDS, YESSS~💕!"

*Weiss Schnee was in a mating press, with Shallot on top of her and vigorously thrusting*

Shallot: *growls as he humps her* "NNNGHH, SO FUCKING GOOD!!"

Weiss: *moans* "DON'T STOOP~💕!! OOOOH, YESS~💕!!!"

Thwalp!Thwalp!Thwalp!Thwalp!--!!