#whatever. hit post

[iamthemaestro]

step 1: get yourself a man in uniform*

step 2: take it off him

*percy’s uniform is most inspired by the 1787 pattern british naval captain’s uniform but is ultimately a fantasy given that his story takes place in a world that is similar to, but not quite, ours. I make this disclaimer mostly for myself as someone obsessed with historical accuracy. anyway. it looks pretty and that’s the most important part after all

[lighthouse-guardian]

girl i'm going to paint so hard you're not gonna believe it. i am going to win at painting even

[stealingpotatoes]

Has Ezra ever seen boglings? If so, what does he think of them?

going off jedi survivor, there MUST have been some bogling stowaways that made it to the jedi academy so yes

(commission info // tip jar!)

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

electing to believe this is what griddlehark looks like to everyone else

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

So done with all the defeatism nonsense. Life keeps going. My girlfriend has her first job interview later this morning. I’ve got to fold my laundry. My friends and I have a d&d session later this week. We’re still going. You’ll keep going. I’ll drag your asses into the future kicking and screaming because they want you to lay down and die. And I’ll be damned if any of us do what they want.

[lunarsanctuary]

a penis full-sight, it's happy tonight, cocking in a penis sucking land

[morganbritton132]

Hopper is sitting in a booth at the diner.

He watching his new recruit talk on the pay phone outside through the window, contemplating. He’s not too sure about this Callahan kid.

He’s not sure if he’s just getting older or if it’s because he has a daughter now, but Christ. Callahan still had braces last year and they just handed him a gun. The kid is nineteen.

Hopper must have been too deep in his musing because he doesn’t notice Steve slide into the booth across from him until Steve is halfway through telling him that they make him sit at the bar when the diner is busy. He doesn’t like that because people touch his hair when they go past so, “Can I sit with you, please?”

He shoves Callahan’s half-finished hash browns to the side and says, “Don’t worry, I’ll be really quiet. You’ll forget that I’m here. Mama says I’m really good at that.”

Yeah. Somehow Hopper doesn’t think he’ll be forgetting much of anything. Especially after Patty Martin, the only waitress in the building today, comes over to top of Hopper’s coffee. She gives Steve the sweetest smile Hop has ever seen on her face and asks, “Pancakes again, kiddo?”

“No thanks,” Steve says, pulling some crumbled up dollars and a handful of coins from his pocket. He slides it towards her and says with a gap-toothed smile, “One big sundae with two bananas, please.”

She looks at the money, “That’s a bit more than what you got here, kid.”

“Not of it’s your birthday.”

This is a game, Hopper realizes when Patty asks, “Is it your birthday? You had a birthday last year.”

“I have a birthday every year!” Steve giggles, and Hopper is slightly amused until Patty leaves and Steve informs him, “Mama and me come here every year on my birthday and get a big sundae. We share it. It’s tradition. I’m seven.”

Hopper scans the room and finds it lacking, “Where is your mom?”

Steve pauses. He can see the gears turning in the kid’s head. He knows that Steve must’ve heard his dad say that you don’t lie to the police but you don’t got to tell them the truth because he predictably gives a non-answer, “She’s not here.”

Descriptive, Hopper thinks but he also thinks this whole scenario is so damn sad. Instead of an interrogating, he asks, “Hey, kid. How about after you finish your ice cream, I take you for a drive in the truck. You can turn the siren on.”

Steve gives him a look like he not only thinks that suggestion is stupid but that Hopper is too. He says gently, like he’s letting Hopper down easy, “No thanks.”

“I’m going to Tommy’s later,” Steve adds. “His mama is making me a cake.”

[witchkittymeow]

Happy birthday woohoo

[wormzandgutz]

redraw of my Spideypool from May

[mlobsters]

jared padalecki, jensen ackles, rob benedict, richard speight jr jib con 2025 panel (amberdreams)

slaphappy and punchdrunk (no wonder it ended up in a piggyback ride)

+bonus

[shweshisketch]

...miniroth and tiny aerith meet pls?

🌸

[adobe-outdesign]

Now is a good time to remind everyone that A Muppet Family Christmas has:

The Muppets, Fraggles, AND the Sesame Street cast all together

Really good music

Amazing character interactions, like the Swedish Chef trying to cook Big Bird (which backfires because Big Bird instantly wins him over with kindness) or Rizzo the Rat moving into Oscar's trashcan

Very cute moments with Kermit and Miss Piggy

Great jokes

A talking turkey flirting with Gonzo's chicken girlfriend

A perfect Jim Henson cameo at the end

and is also free to watch on Youtube right now

[lighthouse-guardian]

everything is a biking distance if you're unemployed enough

[transmanleonardo]

the mad mugz

[hinamie]

these 3 and their weird catty love triangle have bewitched me body and soul

[arsenicflame]

Bonus round! Do you use a queue tag?