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A Lazy Man's Body Pillow | Belphegor Attacker | Summary | SPOILERS
Hey y'all! Like the fancy thing I did with the above banner? Ngl the hardest part was compressing the damn thing because I apparently made it way to fucking large lol But anyways, it seems this time around a lot of y'all were able to get his card which shows some promise that the gacha rates have changed? Maybe?? We'll seeeeeeee
Usually I do the entire "summary then screenshot" thing but I realized that format works better for exclusive cards than ones we're gonna see in 3 months. So we're back to my, "screenshots with commentary" format. Let's hope I can do this with only 29 screenshots 😭
Let's kick it off with
So it seems that MC has won some kind of "lottery", but there's no foolin' MC when it's very blantantly written on the back of the ticket that the host Kingdom is Niflheim and it didn't take much for Beleth to admit that he did some slick shit just so he could go on....
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v a c a t i o n .
Now, I love Beleth. Love me some him. But I'll be damned if he sets me up randomly to babysit his lazy ass King/Husband (I don't make the rules). But oh well we're fucking here, would of been nice if you, idk just asked me, Beleth 💀
So we get some lore about how Niflheim's palace works! We were told that it was militaristic, cutthroat and what not. Turns out it's ran like a huge office, everyone pushing paperwork, moving around boxes, they even have departments and they have to get Belphie's approval of things.
It has me wondering honestly why they're so busy? Like in each country I've noticed there's paperwork to file or sign and I'm just like please don't let Hell be like this if it exists because I'd cry like wtf I died to leave this shit on Earth not relive it again??? lol
But what I really noticed is that Niflheim has these cute demon cats similar to Harumon running around and earning their keep. I wish my cats could get a job and help with these bills they rack up.
there goes my baby......
AHEM
I mean...hi, hello here to work part-time because I can't be bothered to work full-time because idk unless you want me to work full-time where I'm your secretary 😏😏😏
So after Belphie pretty much half-assed explained where the breakroom and offices are in the palace, here's Vassago! Though he seems like he's pretty chill, I can sense he's actually annoyed that he has to monitor MC and "train" them. It reminds me of starting a new job and the mentor they set you up with is either overly excited or basically acts as if they don't want to be there. Or you get that rare one who's happy as fuck to mentor you because that means they don't have to do what they were normally doing.
Also, it seems that tension between Agares/Vassago and the Niflheim crew is evident. He respects Beleth and Belphegor's titles but when it comes to loyalty it's always gonna be to Agares.
FOR NOW THO
And during this little interaction, Belphie gets tired of them talking so much so he pretty much yeets MC's clothes off. No one cares though because they're too busy working.
Here is the first instance of Belphie not caring about MC's feelings or comfort. I imagine most folks would not just wanna be striped naked in a epicenter of busy office workers. All because....we were talking too much? 😭 P L E A S E
I won't lie though, separating myself from MC-
if that man wanted to shut me up, this is way to do it 💀
Vassago tellin' it like it is. "Ain't nobody said nothin' 'bout y'all bein' treated like guests" had me cackling because he basically said "Bitch you thought...."
Vassago got the time. Don't mess with him.
So now we're back to MC being naked, and ofc they hate it so they ask for clothes. The only thing available to fit them is a maid uniform (I'll showcase both fits for fem and masc mc in another post) because that's what Belphie likes.
freak
I know somethin' else that will fit real nice too, *sips tea*
with his smug ass lookin' face.
And it's funnier because if you remember in Levi's maid card...he's the one that gave him the maid hentai book in the first place so we already know why he likes that maid outfit....
also....notice how no one else has to wear it?
this is on purposssseeeeeeeeeeee
And now we get to the part where Belphie leans on MC asking for them to carry him. I always wondered if we could carry him??? I imagine devils are way heavier and the gravity works differently in Hell, like maybe a lot of things are heavier than usual? Or maybe lighter? In this universe Hell seems to be in a completely different realm/planet than Earth instead of that "underground" theory.
With that being said, I'm pretty sure we're able to carry him, but he's still fucking heavy since the description says MC was five times slower than Vassago. And on top of that he's telling MC where to go...which is the least he can do considering they can't keep up with Vassago lol
I also like the little attitude he gets if you get mouthy with him. But the thing about it, is that once again MC yields to it 😭 like I wanna know what happens if you just dropped him on the floor 💀
Now we've made it to where MC has reached a dining room. Vassago in so little words said that MC was going to be feeding Belphie, and how to be a perfect subordinate. We even get a cameo from Agares, and Vassago immediately goes into servant mode showing MC how it's done.
And then-
I'm sorry y'all but I lost it when he started doing this....
First....feeding him, making sure his glass is full and then he pretty much starts fingering me during????? AND SAYS ITS WARM AND PERFECT TO TAKE A NAP BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS HELLO???
I fear I would crumble
A funny part though is that MC tried to protest, and Vassago was like don't you fucking dare >__> because he instructed them to only speak when spoken to lol
I'm enjoying Vassago rn because he really is that guy. Like don't make his job harder than it needs to be and he doesn't have to chide as much.
And this really shows when MC is told to strip naked and clean the stairs, no underwear either????
Vassago literally says that's MC's job as a maid, and Belphie was no help, basically only stating to take off their clothes and clean the stairs.
damn we strict here ain't we?
I'd like to pause and talk about MC's dynamic with Belphie real quick. Clearly, Belphie's way of interacting with MC is that they are simply just someone to clean, cater, and do what he says just like the rest of his subordinates around him. There's no special treatment, no favor, no anything. For once we get to see a different perspective of how Belphie treats them versus any one else. Satan, Mammon, Lucifer, not even Leviathan would make MC clean their palace naked. Asmo? Well...the only reason they'd be naked is...lol I believe Belphie is actually the only King that doesn't show MC any special bias. I mean even Beleth pretty much skiddadled the fuck outta there once it was clear that MC couldn't leave and he was officially on vacay. And I can understand exactly why....this is how things run in Niflheim and in the event the devils of this region were even thrilled to get a day off if Belphie won the contest. NOW compared to how he acted toward MC when he wins the contest versus now, could very much have to do with the circumstance, and tbh it could of happened before or after or this is a completely different timeline altogether. If y'all remember Beel's selfie card, he treated MC very poorly as if he had no idea who they were and even belittled them for a "lack of experience". Certainly though, that was probably a "clone" of his or it was the real Beel and he just hadn't met MC yet prior to.
Going back to Belphie's card though...and MC cleaning the stairs naked....we get another cameo....
DRE IN THE HOUSEEEEE
So yeah ofc he didn't care MC was there naked, he literally can't see them. But I'm pretty sure he's aware they are there on the stairs since he walked past them no problem.
I laughed here because MC's thigh sweat or pre-cum whatever the hell it was dripped on the floor and Dre was like 🤨🤨🤷♀️ and just left. He does NAWT careeeeee lmao
If we're being honest he probably smelled them too. But as per usual he's got his mind on other things. No time for whatever foolishness is goin' on here.
Also, to mention that MC says that they felt putting on the maid outfit rewired something in their brain to where even though they are embarrassedthey still wanted to do whatever Belphie ordered them to do.
imma be honest, for me it would be because i'm tryna get that dick so yeah i'll listen....he already stuck his fingers in the coochie so let's gooooooooooo
And Belphie does more shit that I like....because he play around too much.
-While getting him dressed, he had a hard on just out and about -MC was being told be focused and silent while serving tea and he just comes up and grabs them in their chest to get them to make a noise
LIEK STOP PLAYIN' WITH ME BRO I WILL LITERALLY just do nothing and let you do it I'm weak just please keep touching me.
Bathin was concerned about MC being there, and Gusion clocked MC's ass and was like "Yeah you like this shit don't you?"
He claims it's because there's always patterns he can read where can tell immediately if someone is "that type" that claims they hate something but they really like it.
he would have clocked me on a lot things then because damn
"Ha, caught yo ass." 💀💀💀💀💀💀
But then both he and Bathin realize quickly that this is all a roleplay to Belphie based off the maid hentai series he owns. So remember what I said earlier? Yup it's confirmed...he's really just doin' this shit on purpose to fulfill the fantasies of one of his favorite series.
It has me wondering.....how many other series he would play out and how many cosplay outfits he has for that playtime....
Belphie a freak and I like it.
Hol' up, how we get here???
Glad to tell y'all.
Vassago came up in the hallway, to much of Gusion and Bathin's distaste...and told MC the rules of putting Belphie to sleep. Bathin and Gusion in so little words told MC that Beleth is really the only one who can deal with Belphie's horrible sleeping habits and "good luck with that". At 10 pm exactly, everyone locked their doors in the entire palace.....

literally me if I were MC because what the hell is going on.....
So there is MC, taking out their notebook to write down what Belphie does in his sleep, only to then doze off because they're rightfully tired...and then bam there's Belphie jackin' it in front of them.
NOW ME y'all already know what time it would be.

locked in, mouth wide open, ready to serve customer service. *plays cupcakke songs in the background*
So our boy is a leaker, and for this part here, MC is basically sitting there in the dim light watching him stroke himself and he's like half-awake. The way that it's described that the room is hot, smells like him, and MC is sweating has me being like "damn probs humid as fuck in that room but aight"
And then...Belphie suddenly realizes that MC is in the room with him. And because of that now all hell has broke loose.
Okay well you ain't gotta ask me twice, I'll spread whatever hole I have available sir.
YESSIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
cumhole, cumslut, cumdumpster, whatever you need I'm available 24 hours for ya.
He even tells MC to swallow it....like????? he even threatened to get Vassago to come in if MC kept hesitating and I'm just imagining a pissed off Vassago coming in being like "Look bitch if you don't get this shit right, it's bad enough I have to come in here...." 💀💀💀💀
This was right after he said he would make sure MC had something to put down in that journal.......
He starts pushing MC outside the room, in his half-dazed state....which I'm like wait this is like a sleepwalking wet dream omg or....a play on sonophilia where you're fucking but still asleep. (which I've written beforeeeeeee with Amon! and for a different fandom, Nanami actually from JJK)
But anyways, we get some lore with how Belphie usually is at night time. He wanders around the halls of the palace ranting like he's drunk, or thinking there's an angel going around, just basically causing trouble and everyone locks themselves up during his bad sleep habits. I imagine he does this every goddamn night so that's why everyone is shut in their offices at 10pm.
Gusion is concerned about working overtime and getting off early, Bathin is planning to use Harumon to move MC somewhere else if it gets bad, and then there's Vassago.....thinking about how he's going to give Agares ripe oranges in the morning😭
Bless him.
MC asked how far they were going, Belphie stops and starts making out with them....love me a man who doesn't care that his spunk is all in your mouth and tongues you down like he did.
f u c k
Now this is him suckin' on some titties....and I'm just like MISSED OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE HIM AN EATER RIGHT NOW LIKE???? MOVE YA HEAD LOWER???????
He'd be such a lazy ass with eating you out or giving head but at least he'd do it because he's half asleep and horny as fuck.
Tellin' MC they can't clean right, they can't smile right or doing anything correct but got them bent over and losing their mind.
these backshots about to go crazy
And like??? I'm not even mad at how he's doing this....dude has a warped idea of what a maid is based on his favorite series and he's playing that out foreal.
And here, his philia came into play. He says that MC tryin' hard to work givin' it their all and going above and beyond turns him on more than anything else in the world. And I'm just like oh....so that's what this is like...
ooooo weeeee
Yes'm. I know, lemme show youuuuuuuuu 💖💕🥴🥴😌
he's so hot I can't stand him y'all
I levitated.....
this was after MC begging him to put his dick in, and him asking why they were begging....and hfuankjxnf,ajnxfkanlf
DAMN HIM
HELP
And then he told MC to stable themselves cause they were movin' too much. After, MC grounds themselves and he starts fucking them FASTER and deeper
Like.....
He even starts smackin' their ass and telling them to talk cause he likes it, but he wouldn't be listening. (shit, like I'll ramble and moan all day if he's drillin' how he was...)
And BITCH
he told them to stop ordering him around, pulled that thang out said that HE was the master and slipped it right back in. WHEN I TELL YOU SOMETHIN'
that shit was hot as fuck and I need him
GAWD THAT FUCKING FACE FUCK
AND he was that focused and thrusting with effort? PHEW I just know those backshots were astronomical
After that he has MC fuck themselves on him...and then when MC was losing themselves he started smacking their ass again, going faster, and when I tell you he rode that orgasm out to the end of time?
he wore himself and mc out
I'm tellin' y'all I needed a cigarette, I need a drink, I needed an edible SOMETHING after reading that because phew.
I don't really bother to self-insert in most otomes and stories, but during this spice? I had to and it was an experience.
Now going to the climaxxxx
Belphie is all cute bein' like "carry me darlin'" and just falls asleep on top of MC and MC just falls asleep naked on the floor with him. They end up in Belphie's room in his bed and Beleth is there just smilin' and shit.
He explains that he knows Belphie's sleep schedule right down to the days and that last night happened to be one of his "relief" nights meaning that he has a cycle. And usually Beleth just knocks him out, which sounds like he punches him?
Now, I've noticed here that PB doesn't really do the whole "confirming cxc content" but I'm gonna go a whim and assume that Beleth does in fact fuck Belphegor sometimes during these relief nights. Beleth also has special conditions when it comes to sex so the punching Belphie to sleep method also makes sense.
Then, Belphie does a cute thing and pulls MC in like a pillow and says he knows they aren't a pillow because none of them are as nice as MC's body so there was no need to explain nothin' to him.
He's super adorable when he's not being a little shit, huh?
AND THAT'S THE END FOLKS!
Overall Score (unbiased): 9.5/10!
This score is because the smut writing really has gotten a little better since the beginning of this game. Now others will have different opinions on this, but I at least noticed some improvements on that front. Also, because I just didn't really care for MC having to be run ragged like they were and Beleth just yeeting them to the void like that. But oh well, it just shows that not every devil or fallen angel we meet is gonna be biased to treating MC a certain way and that within itself is refreshing.
Now when it comes to self-insert purposes, I suspect that the majority would not like like Belphie treats MC at all. This is understandable, but this is also part of his character that I like. Pretty much everyone is on the same level to him in terms of usefulness and that's that. You gotta work hard to earn his favor, and clearly that seems to work out toward the end when he's snuggling up to MC like he is.
Also when you think about it, a niche roleplay based off your fave series can only be used with someone you particularly like, which means he felt that MC would fit this role instead of one of his subordinates, and he puts MC on the same level as Beleth because I'm very certain he has Beleth do some cosplay shit with him.
Plus Beleth would look bangin' in a maid costume.
Now if y'all want my BIASED opinion, this card is 100+/10 because I liked Belphie doing his weird shit during the maid thing, him barking orders that were half-assed or sometimes direct, and then the fingering under the table thing....
i'm sorry that just does something to me.
plus...all of this...the theme and the superiority thing reminds me of Sukuna from JJK and he would definitely humiliate you too just like this for amusement.....and idk I'm a Sukuna stan so...😩
The next post will be about his likability chats, a link to peek at his adore mode, and I'll be talking about his date story! So stay tuned. Again thank y'all for any interactions, reading my rambles and summaries and I hope you enjoyed his card like I did ^^ -yourlovelyadmin Jaze(✿◡‿◡)
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PPYONG
WHAT IS THIS

OH SHIT
#SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REACT TO THIS#whb#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in “hell” is bad?#pinkgy thoughts
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imagining obey me lucifer interacting with any of the whb equivalents of his brothers

#it just brightens my mood thinking of how hed react#the way he likes to cockblock...#he might pop a blood vessel fr this time#asmo will seem like a saint to him after it all#obey me lucifer#whb#what in hell is bad#obey me
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Wow, the success of nu: carnival seems to have really opened the door for bl games on erolabs. There's a new game called velvet react that's coming out sometime this year and pre-registration is open right now. I like the cyberpunk vibes and the art looks good. It seems to have h scenes that are very similar in style to nu: carnival (not a dig at the game, I just think they definitely took some inspiration there) Although I admit I'm not chomping at the bit to play velvet react, it looks interesting and I'll probably check it out once it releases. Their website is velvet-react.com and they have a trailer up on their twitter if you're curious :)
https://x.com/velvet_react_en/status/1767747698005033452?s=46&t=v55aEVlWImC-LhS5UARzEA
I did a little investigating and... meh? I admit that I am actually not a huge cyberpunk fan. Actually, I was reading through the description and was getting the feeling that it was heavily inspired by Ghost in the Shell, Psycho-Pass, or Detroit: Become Human. Everyone is a cop and Walter (the main character) is a humanoid (android that can pass for human). The porn comes into play because he can survive off human fluids (like a Fate servant, I guess). I wouldn't even say the h scenes are inspired by Nu:C because intimacy rooms have been around for a long time in porn games. It's a staple of the genre. There isn't a lot of information, so I can't say much more than that. Unlike Noctilucent which I started indifferent on and built up and intrest after finding more about it... Velvet React doesn't seem to have much right now.
Check out the game if y'all want though. I admit that Nu:C's success has been a huge boon for the hardcore BL genre because it proved that there was an entire untapped market. Now we have Nu:C, Crave Saga X, Noctilucent: Before Dawn, and Velvet React. What in Hell is Bad isn't explicitly a BL game like the others, but we could count that one too.
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Mc:
https://youtu.be/1pGD9o6TciQ?si=rAkkedymi-MvL79e
Adding this one to the folder of out of context screenshots

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How would the kings react when having a playful argument with the MC, MC suddenly says 'You're lucky I love you'?
Having a playful argument w/ the WHB kings
⟡ Masterlist ⟡
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"Prove it"
If you really mean it, then show him how much you do
He did rile you up, didn't he? He deserves a punishment for that
Hit him
Hit him as hard as you can
Hell, tap into his power and send him flying all the way to the other side of Hell
If you don't even try, he'll try to rile you up even more
༺☆༻

"I'm- I'm sorry, did I go overboard?"
The ever so gentle giant always wants to respect your boundaries in everything, but sometimes struggles to recognise them
He's quick to stop the playful argument and starts looking for a way to make it up to you
So now you have to reassure him that you're okay and he didn't do anything that bad
Doesn't really matter though
He'll still commission that statue of him kneeling before you
༺☆༻

"Obviously. That still doesn't matter that I'll treat you any different"
No fight or argument with Levi is fully playful
There's always that serious undertone to it
And yes, if you take it too far, he will hang you no futher question
Unless you can actually manage to spin it around and make him a blushing subby mess that's one second from cumming into his pants
It's hard to do, but ther reward may seem worth it, no?
༺☆༻

"Huhu, I know..."
On the other side of a coin, Beel never takes arguments seriously even if they are
I recommend not telling him this actually
If he realises that you're letting thing slide just because he's adorable and knows how to give good backshots, he'll start trying to see how far he can push his luck
And even telling him that he's gone too far wouldn't probably work anymore
He'll just do whatever he wants which is kinda terrifying now that It think about it
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"Oh? That's good"
I think I already did some arguing HC's and said that Belphie doesn't really argue so with the same spirit he'll just acknowledge your confession and continue to flatly state things
Though, thinking about it, Belphie does fit the memo of someone who would just laugh at you while you're spitting fire
So even during playful argument he would try to rile you as much as he can
"Hm? And what's that got to do with what we're talkin' 'bout?"
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"Aw, I love you too... But I'm still gonna fuck you like I don't."
You two might not even be arguing about anything spicy or anything
He just throws this thing your way and completely changes the mood of the situation
Though to be fair, all of your arguments, serious or palyful, always end with your legs in different area codes so his remark only speeds things up along
It's kinda hard to come up with good funny responses when all you can think of is that good action that'll come next
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"I know. I am lucky."
Instant end to your argument
How can you argue with him when he's so sweet
All you can only do now is to deflate and melt into his touch
It's okay tough, he didn't really get the point of playful fighting anyway
It mostly only reminds him of his Seraphim brothers constantly bickering about pointless things
So he prefers the quiet moments in life more
#what in hell is bad#what in “hell” is bad?#whb beelzebub#whb satan#whb lucifer#whb leviathan#whb mammon#whb asmodeus#whb belphegor
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Could I request headcanons for whb kings (Lucifer, Satan, Leviathan, Beelzebub, and Mammon) reacting to MC asking if they can buy matching half heart necklaces for both of them to wear where each necklace has a half a heart to connect the other half? Only if he's interested! If my description doesn't makes sense, please search "matching half heart necklaces" on Google!
I don't think any of them would mind if you asked, so I'll just write about Mc gifting them the necklace. Also, for everyone's knowledge, I see all your asks. If I don't answer it, it's because I conciously deleted it. There's no need to send it multiple times over.
Mc gifting the kings matching heart necklaces
Satan would get a bit flustered over it. Did you want a necklace like his and this is your way of convaying that? He would take off his necklace and replace it with the one you gave him. Whenever you're together he'd try at least once to click them to form a full heart. He might be the devil, but he's also such a boy failiour when it comes to you.
Mammon would wear it with such pride he'd put Lucifer to shame. Whenever he interacts with someone he'd be like "Do you like my necklace? My master gave it to me." Would have prefered a collar, but anything gifted by you is worth more than the world to him. Happiest devil imaginable.
Leviathan would scoff. Really? You think he would wear such a childish accessory? In his grave... literarly, he would wear it in his coffin and giggle like a school girl. Would ask you if anyone else has recieved a smililar necklace from you and throws a hissy fit if they did. He covers it up with his clothes, but he wears it 24/7.
Beelzebub would be glad to wear it. He never takes it down, so you'll be able to tell which is the og Beelzebub. It becomes his favorite stim toy, constantly fidgeting with it. He would connect the heart with yours all the time and he gets pouty if you don't want to.
Lucifer would just stare at it in confusion. This must be a human cuarting ritual... right? He heard that humans wear jewlery to represent a romantic bond. He could have sworn they were usually rings, but you're a peculiar creature even compered to your bretheren, perhaps you just wanted to be quircky and unique. Such pride comming from a human. He'll accept your gift, wearing it around his neck all the time and he expects you to do the same.
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Hi!!! Can i request hcs about the whb!kings with a mc who had a cat named after the kings when they were living on earth? ( way before all the game lore )
WHB Kings react to your cat named after them! Pt. 1
ৎ SATAN: - Satan isn't the biggest fan of cats. He's more of a dog person, but at the same time, if you like it he likes it. - When you introduce him to your cat, you hesitate to say his name... Naming the kitty "Satan" seemed cool at the moment, but right now you were a little doubtful as to how he would react. - When you finally say it (after a bit of pressure from the king), he laughs. Really hard. - I mean, are you seeing this thing? It's so fluffy, cute, and small, and shares a name with the demon King of wrath? C'mon! - Though he avoids the cat at first, he immediately thinks its the coolest thing in the world after finding out it's named after him. - He takes the cat around like Paris Hilton would a chihuahua, bragging to everyone that he's cool enough to have silly little things like these named after him. - Also, he's really really amused that you admired Satan that much even before knowing him. - Careful though. Someone is definetely gonna make a joke about him being the same size as the cat. It will not end well.
ৎ MAMMON: - As soon as he saw your cat, he picked it up delicately and held it in his arms, asking more details about it. - It's a funny sight, seeing such a big, bulky man grabbing your tiny ball of fluff. - You're happy to share that the cats name is actually Mammon! To which, he smiles proudly. He's a man who knows his worth and how loved and admired he is, but knowing that you were a big fan of him since before you came to Hell is more special. - He puffs his chest, putting his face in front of the cats, and introduces himself as "King Mammon, the one my master named after". - He's already starting to go about the things that he'd like to buy for the feline. Very fancy things. Things it definetely doesn't need, but who are you to stop him... - He's totally gonna brag about this as well, just like Satan. Though, he's safe from the jokes. - Mammon doesn't really have a preference between cats and dogs, but he does like small things, and if that small thing is cute and owned by you, even better! He's happy to spend time with your, and his, cat. - Yup, the cat is his too, of course.
ৎ LEVIATHAN: - Leviathan acts like he's the biggest animal hater in the universe. He doesn't see the value in such a pathetic being. Especially cats, he considers them arrogant and hateful. He doesn't seem to see the fact that he is the same as one. - You're gonna have to try a bunch of times before he gives you the time of day and allows you to introduce him to your cat. - When he finally does, he doesn't seem very impressed by its cute big eyes and funny little face. Inside though, his cold heart is warming up a bit. - After noticing that he's (seemingly) losing interest, you decide to point out that the cats name is Leviathan. - Leviathan pauses. Pardon? Leviathan? This stupid thing? This tiny useless thing? This fluffy cute thing?... - He first thinks it's ridiculous. How could this thing be named after him. It doesn't deserve his name. But then, he starts to feel different. - This cat is adorable. It's yours. You named it. After him. This thing that he initially sees as so beneath him suddenly feels closer. He gives it a dirty look, and pets it softly. - Leviathan (the cat) purrs and closes it's shiny eyes. - Leviathan (the two-legged cat) smiles the tiniest bit. He could grow accostumed to this.
ৎ BEELZEBUB: - Beelzebub is super happy! He adores animals, the cuter the better! He's definetely not responsible enough to own a pet, but he would like to. - You could take care of it for him, right? Right! - So, when he finds out you already have a little cutie in your possession, he's thrilled. He wants to know about it immediately! - He grabs it into his arms and doesn't let go. The cat seems comfortable against Beels warm chest, purring calmly. - You start to tell him fun facts about the cat, to which he listens, surpisingly. He might forget later, but what matters is that he's paying atttention. - And, when he asks about its name, you're happy to share that it's Beelzebub! - He smiles, laughing happily. He finds it a bit funny, but he's mostly just happy right now. He doesn't take it seriously at all, are you saying this cute kitty is named after this powerful king of hell? Adorable. - He hugs you, along with the cat. You admired him this much even before knowing he was truly real? It feels like you've loved him since before you even met him. That makes him feel kinda soft. - He will totally remember the details now.
Strawwby here, sorry to make it in two parts, I hit a character limit in the middle of this :( Making the names have a cool color fills up the character limit pretty quick but I really like the look of it, sooo i'll have to divide it into two... (unless I find a way around this eventually lol)
#whb#what in hell is bad#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#whb mammon#whb satan#whb leviathan#whb beelzebub
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Gamgin's H-Scene!!
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NOTES: if there is any text which differs slightly from the game, just ignore it!! OCR's do not do well with the mass amount of whb punctuation..
WARNINGS: smut with a little but of funny character interactions, dragon-fucking, shower sex, double penetration
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Descending the endlessly repeating staircase was as much of a struggle as climbing it. Despite the structure being reversed, it was still called a 'tower,' so there should be a top... meaning an end, but you couldn't tell when it would finally come.
MC: Hah... hah... hah...
Foras: MC, are you alright? Your breathing is pretty heavy... Would you like to get on my back?
MC: I'm... fine... They say it's harder going downhill than uphill... and it's really true..
As you continued descending the spiral staircase, you started to feel a little dizzy. Meanwhile, Leviathan had confidently said, "I'll go ahead and scout," and quickly disappeared down below.
MC: (Right, we're not here for fun, right? Ineed to pul myself together or I'll holdback the devils...)
Just then, while your mind briefly wandered, your foot slipped, causing you to lose your balance.
MC: Ah...?!
But instead of the sound of a fall, you heard a pleasant jingling sound, like a bell.
Gamigin: Are you okay, MC?
With a pure, boyish look in his eyes, Gamigin, now fully in his grown body, pulled you into a hug from behind and asked. In that moment, a cool breeze, like a refreshing northern wind on a summer day, blew from behind, and your peripheral vision was filled with his blue hair and clear, sharp features. Though it was just a few seconds, you felt that fleeting moment as if it were in slow motion.
Thump, thump, thump...!
With Gamigin holding you from behind, his broad chest pressed against your back. You hurriedly tried to hide your flushed ears and quickly expressed your thanks.
MC: Mmm, thanks, Gamigin. If it weren't for you, I would've fallen over!
Gamigin: I knew it! I was just waiting to see when you'd trip!
MC: Ah... I see... Anyway, I owe you one. I'm alive because of you.
Gamigin: Saving people? That's my job.
At the perfect moment, the sound of a bell ringing softly blended with his smile, as if it was echoing in tune with him.
MC: (Wow.. he's really handsome..)
From any angle, whether up close or from afar, this flawless young man was a bundle of charm, and his easygoing nature only made him more perfect.
MC: (I wonder.. does even someone like Gamigin have any weaknesses?)
As you idly thought that, your group started moving again after briefly pausing when you stopped.
Barbatos: Does anyone know how far we've come down?
Glasyal La Bolas: You should ask that devil who moonlights as a debt collector. He must be used to counting and calculating things.
Bimet: What did you say? Are you saying there's another devil like me?
Glasyal La Bolas: I mean you, of course. The chancellor of Tartaros.
Bimet, realizing that Glasyal La Bolas had been mocking him, shot aterrifying glare at him.
Bimet: I don't have any hobbies related to counting things that aren't money.
Glasyal La Bolas: Oh, really? What a shame.
Bimet: All I know is that we've probably descended about 34,280 steps so far.
Glasyal La Bolas: ...You said you didn't have any hobbies?
Glasyal La Bolas reacts with a look of disbelief, releasing a long sigh as if theair itself had been deflated from him.
Buer: To be exact, since I joined, we've descended 34,000 steps, plus another 13. Counting the steps we're on right now, that's 14, 15..16 more.
Glasyal La Bolas: ...Are all Tartaros devils like this?
Valefor: Hopefully not.
As Glasyal La Bolas glances at Valefor, who now seems to radiate an aura of normalcy, his previously frustrated expression softens.
Glasyal La Bolas: How long has it been since you moved to Paradise Lost, and yet you're still acting like a Tartaros devil?
Buer: Hmm.. It's been about.. today marks roughly..
Glasyal La Bolas: No, no. That's not what lasked for.
Gamigin: Well, since Paradise Lost doesn't really have any specific rules, I suppose it's hard to shake off habits from where you came from, right?
Gamigin, stil walking closely beside you, interjects with his calm voice. At that, Barbatos lights up with curiosity.
Barbatos: No rules? What do you mean by that?
Gamigin: Exactly what I said! We're here because we like Lucifer Hyung, nothing more. There's no real set of rules.
Gamigin: Well, of course, there are the nine virtues you need to follow when greeting Lucifer Hyung, the thirteen unwritten rules for meeting him, and of course, the thirty-six taboos in his room... And then...
Bimet: ...I thought you said no rules? What do you mean by that?
Bimet hesitantly asked the exact same question Barbatos had asked earlier, but Gamigin brushed it off with a light laugh.
Because he was walking so closely, you could feel his laughter and the slight tremor in his body, both pleasant and comforting.
Buer: Many of the devils in Paradise Lost are from different lands. Each of them has their own circumstances, and since they've been in their original countries for so long, we tend to avoid touching on those things.
Gamigin: Exactly! That's why Buer still counts prescriptions like money!
Buer: Gamigin, stop saying things you're not asked to.
Gamigin: Sure thing, Buer!
Gamigin nodded eagerly, like an obedient dog with sparkling eyes. However, it didn't take more than a few seconds before he stared intently at Buer with a look that screamed, "I'm dying to say something!
Buer: ...If it's really necessary, then speak... I swear, how does His Majesty Lucifer put up with you...
Gamigin: MC looks like she's about to die!
Buer: What?
Foras: What did you just say?
The sudden and dramatic declaration stopped everyone in their tracks. You were just as shocked as the others.
MC: No, I'm just... Hahhh... I'm a bit winded... feeling dizzy, that's all...
Gamigin: No, it's not that. There's something you're missing right now, MC. Something really crucial.
Foras: Ah...! Could it be that you're running low on demonic energy...?
At Foras' words, the other devils' faces shifted into expressions of realization. Even Buer and Gamigin, who had no clue what was going on, paused for a moment to listen to Foras' explanation before their faces mirrored the same understanding. As if on cue, every devil in the room simultaneously had a sharp glint in their eyes.
Foras: I think it would be best for someone experienced to help you, MC. So come here...
Glasyal La Bolas: Experienced, huh? You're not the only one, Foras. Trying to make it sound like you're the only one who knows what's going on... You really are a sly one, aren't you? Just like your looks.
Barbatos: That's true! I can help MC anytime. It may not be our secret garden, but if it's to lift the mood, I'm more than wiling...
As the devils from Hades continued to chatter, Bimet and Valefor exchanged an incredulous glance.
Bimet: They have no idea they've already lost.
Valefor: Well, maybe it's better that way.
Buer: I'd rather they keep fussing like this until those two get back.
Buer quietly glanced back. The stairs they'd already passed were swallowed by the deep darkness. And 'those two' were now climbing back up against the shadows. As the Hades devils continued their meaningless argument, you had already leapt into Gamigin's arms, quickly escaping the scene. The place you arrived at was one of the 'lounge' Kesi had mentioned earlier.
[FLASHBACK]
Kesi: [We couldn't go too far down, but still, this place and I have set up some conveniences here and there to make it our base. Feel free to use them if you need.]
[CURRENT]
MC: (I didn't think I'd actually end up using it.!)
You swallowed nervously as you eyed the neatly prepared shower room inside.
MC: So.. Gamigin, why did you bring me here?
Gamigin: For a patient, cleanliness is crucial. If you wash well, eat well, and sleep well, you'll get better. That's the basic rule.
MC: ???? Huh???? Wait, hold on. I'm not that kind of patient...?!
Despite your confusion, Gamigin, clearly unwiling to bend on his healing philosophy, turned on the water and adjusted the temperature. Soon, the shower room was filled with thick steam.
Gamigin: MC, come here.
His large hand gestured toward you. The thick, cold steam filled the room, making his figure seem almost otherworldly, even though he was just a few steps away.
As if under a spell, you walked toward him, only to suddenly realize something crucial.
MC: ...Aren't you going to leave?
Gamigin: I was taught that a responsible healer should never leave their patient's side, from beginning to end.
His clear eyes, free from any hidden agenda, made you feel guilty for doubting him earlier.
MC: ...I understand. But... are you really sure you know what kind of 'treatment' I need?
Despite being one of the 72 devils, Gamigin was certainly hundreds of years older than you— an experienced and wise figure. Yet, his innocent expression and youthful behavior made you wonder if he truly understood the complexities of adult matters.
MC: If you're not sure, I can always bring someone else in to help..
Gamigin: MC, you don't know anything about me.
His words could've sounded sharp, but the gleam in his eyes, paired with the playful curve of his lips, seemed almost like an invitation to a secret, unspoken game.
Swahhh—
In the tense silence between you two, unable to make a move or speak, Gamigin took a step forward as if to demonstrate, boldly walking into the stream of water.
In an instant, his entire body was drenched, from head to toe, the water dripping off him, and once again, his large hand reached out toward you, compelling you closer.
Gamigin: MC, come here.
Ding—
A delicate, almost ethereal chime seemed to echo in the distance, like the sound of a bell ringing somewhere far away, as everything around you started to blur.
The overwhelming presence of Gamigin and his handsome face consumed your senses, making everything else fade into the background. You were left with only him, his energy, and the magnetic pull he exerted. The sound of the shower's water, once so crisp, began to fade, and the thick steam that filled the room slowly cleared. The walls, floor, and ceiling seemed to disappear as if erased by an invisible hand. Leaving only Gamigin standing in the center.
Gamigin: Ah, so you really are human, after all..
His voice held a faint trace of self-reproach. You tilted your head in confusion, unable to grasp the meaning behind his words.
Swahhh—!
The sound of the rushing water grew louder, and suddenly everything snapped back into focus— the sound, the steam, the surroundings— everything was once again vivid.
MC: ...Wait, what was that just now...?
Gamigin: Sorry, I got a bit too... 'eager' with my words.
He apologized in a way that seemed almost flippant, puling you closer. Before you even realized it, your hand had instinctively reached out and rested on his.
MC: (When did I...?)
Pulling you so close that your toes almost touched, Gamigin couldn't help but laugh mischievously, taking in the sight of you, drenched from head to toe just like him.
Gamigin: If you keep those wet clothes on, you're going to catch a cold, MC.
MC: Haha,nI didn't get wet on my own! You're the one who dragged me here andnmade me like this. I haven't even taken my clothes off yet.
Gamigin: True, I did get you into this situation. So, I'm the one who should help, right?
MC: (I thought he wouldn't know about adult matters.. How could I have everbmistaken him for someone innocent...?)
He skillfully created an arousing situation and reached out to your waist without hesitation. Soon, his large hands invaded your clothes.
Gamigin: Raise your arms, MC.
Maybe it was because he was wearing a blazer that reminded you of a school uniform, but Gamigin's skillful attitude and actual age clearly showed that he was much older, but somehow you couldn't shake the feeling that you were being manipulated by a younger man.
MC: (Of course, that in itself made you get turned on!)
You obediently raised both your arms as he told you to. He rolled up your wet top from the bottom.
Whenever your waist, belly button, upper stomach, chest, and collarbonebwere exposed one by one, Gamigin looked at the exposed skin as if he was going to warm it. It was clear that the dizziness and shortness of breath were no longer due to poor condition or the heat of the steam.
MC: I hope you don't catch a cold either.
Gamigin: ...How kind of you.
When Gamigin, who had stopped for a moment, opened his mouth, the voice that had been refreshing before came out, but instead it was an unfamiliar voice that had become husky and feverish.
MC: (...Just now, the bottom is definitely wet. It's already soaking wet, so it won't show..)
With his permission, you started to take off Gamigin's clothes just like how he did. Taking off clothes that were heavy from soaking up water wasn't as easy asyou thought, but your hands were just as skilled as Gamigin's.
When you came to your senses, Gamigin's upper body was already soaking wet without a single shirt on.
MC: (Wow... The skin soaked in water... It's so beautiful, like it's wrapped in transparent cloth...)
Who said that a man's body is expressed as a straight line and a woman's body as a curve! Gamigin's body muscles were firm but soft and flexible, so it was hard to resist the urge to touch them and lean against them. The water streams flowing down between his split abs were clearly just regular shower water, but if you licked them, it felt like your life would increase.
Gamigin: Now, you should take them off too. Are you going to catch a cold?
You smiled slightly because Gamigin was still cute complaining about his cold, but as soon as you realized that his expression wasn't cute at all, you had to bite your lip to keep your pounding heart from jumping out. Finally, the clothes that had risen up to your neck and chin were caught in your nose, and your eyes were about to be covered next.
Gamigin: Turn around, MC.
MC: ..!
As soon as your eyes were covered, his order was given. Your eyes were covered by wet clothes, and as you groped your way around you ended up facing the other way. Then, as if he had been waiting, two large hands grabbed your waist and pulled you tightly.
MC: (It, touched... it's touching...)
A hard thing that you could tell was pressing against your butt without even looking.
MC: G, Gamigin?
Gamigin: Yeah. I'll take the rest off.
MC: (That wasn't what I meant?!)
Gamigin said calmly and took off your bottom and lowered it. When the wet, heavy clothes got caught around your ankles, they felt like shackles that Gamigin had given you.
Thuuud—
As Gamigin's excitement rubbed hard against your very thin, even wet, meaningless underwear, you felt your strength draining from your body due to the excitement that had been transferred to you. As you were staggering, unable to hold on, you bent down and barely held on by supporting yourself on both knees, you heard the sound of Gamigin's pants buckle coming off behind you. And a moment later, your wet butt no, your panties were rubbed by a surprisingly hot, firm, huge pillar. You glanced back and looked at Gamigin. And immediately, you regretted it. Even without that, you were lying face down in the heat, so blood was rushing to your face, but because of his appearance, you really thought you would get a nose bleed. He leaned his back against the cold tile wall, thrusting his waist toward your butt and moving back and forth slightly.
MC: (How can he make such an expression...?!)
Gamigin, who exuded a masculine aura, frowned slightly as he felt his excitement rising. The tight, manly muscles that were covered by his slightly loose clothes swelled up solidly as if showing his excitement.
Gamigin: Haa.. MC, the sound of the water falling on your body, the water droplets splashing everywhere, it's so erotic that I can't stand it...
Now that you look at it, Gamigin's penis, which was rubbing against your butt, was feeling the ticklish, continuous stimulation from where the water was falling the strongest.
MC: (Ah, is this Gamigin's fetish?)
Only then did you realize why Gamigin had brought you to the shower room, and you secretly reached behind him with one hand and turned the water on harder.
Swishhh—!
The water stream grew stronger and immediately hit Gamigin's pillar so hard that it hurt a little.
Gamigin: K, kagh...!
MC: Do you like getting wet or getting hit more?
As you secretly moved your waist back and forth and bumped your body against his center, Gamigin lifted his chin and tilted his head back as if he couldn't hold it in any longer.
Then, a shiny and foreign part of his neck, different from the rest of his skin, was clearly revealed.
MC: ...Scale?
The moment you muttered, Gamigin lowered his head, which he had been tilting down, and smirked at you with slightly creepy eyes.
Gamigin: Did I get caught?
MC: .......?!
You didn't even know what he meant, but just because of Gamigin's scary sexy expression, you got goosebumps.
Wooosh—!
Gamigin's pillar slowly began to enter your wet panties, finding its place.
MC: Agh...?! Gami...gin...! W-wait...! This position...!
Gamigin: MC, I just found out about a very important weakness of yours.
Gamigin: What should I do about this?Gamigin continued to ruthlessly dig inside you while talking nonsense. Soon, even the place you thought you couldn't go in anymore was filled with his stuff.
MC: No... don't... ugh..
In this position.. you're going too deep...!
Gamigin: That's what I wanted.
Gamigin grabbed your waist while you were lying face down and started to move slowly. He moved very slowly, whether to give you a way out or to be considerate. But even so, because of the volume and pleasure that filled your stomach, you felt as if your whole body and internal organs were moving together with his waist movements. Your skin, which was already feeling a sting from the strong water stream that continued to hit them, became more and more sensitive, and everytime your soaking wet skin hit each other, a dirty sound of slapping echoed in the shower room.
MC: No, no, no, this is too much...! Haghh...
Gamigin: That thing on my neck that you found. It's called the dragon's 'reverse scale'.
MC: ...Dragon, then are you really...? Agh...!
When the tip of Gamigin's glans kissed your deepest part once again, you couldn't continue your question properly. No matter how much you curled your toes, you couldn't disperse the pleasure that dully pushed up your inner wall and lower abdomen, so your face, where the blood was rushing to you, felt like it was going to burst from excitement.
Gamigin: Yes, I'm a dragon. A mysterious being called a god in some worlds. It's an open secret. But right now, I'm definitely [Gamigin]. You couldn't understand what Gamigin was saying. All you could tell was that he could make you orgasm right away with just a few slow, intense piston strokes. You flinched like a child because of the dull, enormous pleasure that made your body tremble every time he pressed.
MC: Secret, I'l keep it, I'l keep it, ugh, ugh...! Hagh...! No, rather! If it's an open secret, then it's not really a secret, righ-right hagh...?!
You refuted as your faint sense of reason shouted, but you were startled when Gamigin's waist started moving a little faster, and you changed your words.
MC: Secret, I'l keep it, I'll keep it...! Hagh...!Gamigin: Really? Everyone tells me not to trust humans.
MC: Really, I me-mean it, ugh, hagh, I-I promis...! Hagh...!
Gamigin: Hmm.. Isn't it too risky to silence someone with just a verbal promise? Somehow, you felt a chill down your spine, and when you were about to turn around, Gamigin gently covered your eyes with his large palm and turned his head away again.
MC: ????
Gamigin: It would be better not to see it.
The laughter, tinged with excitement, felt oddly unsettling. At that moment, just as your hole was finally getting used to Gamigin... a familiar sensation of discomfort came from the hole above it.
MC: (......??????? A finger...? No, no. This is too big to call it a finger...)
Your instincts blared a deafening alarm, but the moment you heard the creaking sound of the hole widening, that warning signal abruptly stopped, as if it had broken down.
MC: Ga, Mi... Ugh... What is this...?
Gamigin: Remember, MC. Even if I can't block your upper mouth, I can block your lower mouth without any gaps.
The next moment, it was clearly not a finger, but a hot and hard pillar that was almost the same as the one that already filled your hole and inner walls, squeezing into the narrow hole that only knew how to spit out.
MC: Haghh...!
You trembled, your body stiffening as if you had been pierced by a skewer.
Gamigin: Hahh... it's so hot... inside of you...
Gamigin paused for a moment and let out a hot sigh of satisfaction. On the other hand, you were trembling with your whole body filled with his. If you spoke, it felt like one of his things would pop out of your mouth through your throat.
MC: How, how can this...?
Gamigin: Dragons, we have two of them.
MC: ......?!
He whispered sweetly and started to move as if he had waited long enough. A pitiful uncontrollable moan and scream flowed out of your mouth thatyou couldn't stop.
MC: Ahh, haghh, ahh, agh...
Gamigin: This isn't a threat, ha... It's a request to keep a secret, MC.
MC: (What are you talking about...! It's completely a threat!)
You screamed inwardly, feeling the pressure that made you suffocate. However, after Gamigin bent down exactly three more times, you completely changed that thought.
MC: (I feel like I'm going to die...! Ahh...! Down there...! It feels like it's going to melt... burn... and disappear...!)
The two penises he was thrusting into were definitely different from those of ordinary devils. They filled your insides flexibly as if they had a will, and then hardened at the crucial spot, making you dizzy. And after two of them, you were so ecstatic that you couldn't come to your senses, and you almost screamed. The hole and the inner wall that were tight at first, as if they would tear apart, were now completely loose and sucking in his things on their own. Gamigin, who didn't miss that change, gradually increased his speed. The sound of the water splashing became faster and more urgent, and Gamigin's low moans flowed thicker and clearer. Gamigin: If you don't keep the secret, this is what's going to happen from now on...
MC: Eeeeek...! I'll keep it, absolutely, definitely, I'l keep it...!! Please, keep going...!! Keep going, keep going like this...!! Don't stop...!!
You couldn't wait for Gamigin to speak and started crying, pleading first. Then Gamigin laughed and caressed the hollow part of your back and waist in a creepy way.
Gamigin: Yes, it's a secret and promise between the two of us?
Even though your mouth was clearly empty, you couldn't speak because ofthe pressure that felt like even that hole was full, so you nodded like crazy.
At that moment, you felt Gamigin's lower abdomen tightening more than before. In your vision that had already turned white from excessive excitement, like shooting stars were flashing, but you could feel that the 'real thing' was coming soon.
Gamigin: Ah... Now that I think about it... Can I come inside... I'm not a devil, so if l get you pregnant with this...
The moment he muttered to himself, you squeezed your insides as if you were squeezing them and thrust your butt back!
MC: If you don't give it all to me... I won't forgive you...!
Gamigin: ..........!! Kagh....?!
As Gamigin's tip was thrust deep inside, somewhere deeper, embarrassment and excitement that he couldn't hide burst out from his mouth. On the other hand, you were shaking with your mouth and eyes wide open due to the violent pleasure that was more intense than you had expected.
MC: Ah......Ahhhh.....!!!
Woosh, whoosh, woosh......!!
More than twice the usual amount of semen poured out inside you. The feeling of your lower abdomen bulging was strange, but you were satisfied when you thought that it was all because of Gamigin's spilling out.
Tskk......
Gamigin slowly turned of the shower. After a long time, only your and Gamigin's heavy breathing echoed in the quiet place. Soon, with a hug, the two pillars that had filled you slowly withdrew. Then, like a spilled saucepan with the lid open, his semen flowed out inside уоu. As the part connected to him withdrew, your body, which had barely held on while supporting his weight, swayed once again. But this time, Gamigin held you securely and hugged you. But...
MC: ...? Why are you making that face?
Gamigin: ...Were you scared?
MC: (After everything he's done, he asks this now?! Ugh...! This dragon definitely knows...! He knows that the more shameless he acts, the more unbearably adorable I find him...!)
You reached out and gently ruffled Gamigin's damp hair. Even though you were still trembling slightly from the lingering rush, you managed to push through the embarrassment.
MC: ...I wasn't scared. (Though it was so overwhelming, it might as well have been fear.) But it does feel a little unfair that you don't trust me. (Not that I'd trade it for missing out on that incredible moment.) From now on, try trusting me more, okay? (And keep those moments coming!)
You carefully navigated your words, making sure not to let your inner thoughts slip through. Gamigin's expression brightened again, his usual dazzling smile spreading across his face.
Gamigin: Got it! I'll trust you, MC!
MC: Ugh.. If you're going to smile like that, looking so good, could you at least do it from a little farther away?
You squeezed your eyes shut, half-worried that his striking looks might drain all the strength you'd just managed to recover.
And so, one day, after some time had passed, Gamigin and Buer found themselves alone together.
Buer: ...? W-What? What did you say MC found out?
Gamigin: That I'm a dragon! And even that my reverse scale is right here, near my neck!
Buer: No, no. Everyone among the 72 Devils knows you're a dragon! And honestly, anyone with eyes could spot the reverse scale on your neck!
Gamigin: Hmm? Really? As expected of you, Buer- you're so smart!
Buer: That's not the point...! What's shocking is... that you have two of those.
At that moment, someone called out, "Gamigin." Lucifer's voice interrupted Buer. A few steps away, Lucifer gestured toward Gamigin, signaling that he had something to say. Gamigin gave Buer a cheerful wave.
Buer: ...Honestly... Does that dragon really not understand what's supposed to be a secret?
Buer scratched the back of his head a few times, muttering to himself, before quietly walking away. Unseen, Gamigin glanced back at the now-empty spot and narrowed his eyes, a sly grin spreading across his face.
Gamigin: (Whatever the case, what matters most is that MC and I now share a secret.)
The playful young dragon, who wasn't as innocent as he seemed, harbored a mischievous thought.
[END]
#what in hell is bad#whb#whb gamigin#gamigin#maya rants#actually i think this is officially one of my fav h scenes now...#its def up there for me#my other faves are mammon foras and leraye btw!!#but i actually really like gamigin so far#im so sad i missed his event now cuz he looks really interesting#he gives me major haraguro vibes but like. not TOTALLY haraguro#love how silly he is one second and then hes fucking dead serious#and the way they keep describing him as creepy?? not really fitting but. i quite like it. really makes him seem like a reptile LMAO
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My Butler From Heaven...Full Service Included ❤ | Lucifer Butler Card React | SPOILERS
Okay so, this was shared with me recently and I had to jump on it and speak on this because let me tell y'all...if you're a hardcore Lucifer stan....this card will fulfill your needs in more ways than one because PHEW.
Not only do we get a side of Lucifer we rarely see, we get some background on why he even acts this way in the first place. Plus a little cameo from God himself? Well damn.
You know the drill, grab a snack, a blanket and let's get into itttt
🤍Story Details🤍
So I can actually talk more about this card because it's not exclusive and will be in the general pool in 3 months time. However I prefer doing the bullet points because I can be silly with the screenshots in the next part lmaoo
So we begin with Gamigin and Morax talking about the "Butt Contest" and that they got to see what Lucifer looks like in his butler outfit, but Gamigin was only really interested in what Lucifer's daily life as a butler would be like instead. (I love that he's so wholesome he don't care about no booties lmao)
But to their surprise, they see that Luci is still wearing the butler uniform??? HMMMM
So back when Lucifer was in Heaven, he would wear the wide shouldered robes we saw during his flashbacks. He'd also wear fitted suits that made him feel a certain way and basically his own form of being comfortable.
Wearing the butler uniform also brings back memories from back then. And he wanted to relive those memories in real time, thus writing a formal letter and sending it via carrier pigeon to "the one closest to his previous master"
And here comes MC! That's right, Ra-On gets a invite to come to Paradise Lost, which makes them nervous only because of Lucifer's behavior each time they visit.
It's interesting that what tracks is that MC is bothered that their connection isn't really all that deep like the other Kings at all. He's often distant, and when the deed is done it's like he never invited them over at all and just goes on about his business as usual. With this I think it's just because Lucifer likes keeping things professional and clear. He's also an angel, and much much older than anyone there and is used to being this way for so long.
However, his behavior is now much more soft, courteous and kind. He's waiting on MC like his life was made for it. Keeping a respectable distance, serving tea? I mean I'd kill for this kind of treatment from him and rightfully so, MC is confused as fuck.
But even so, they can spot that there's some kind of sorrow even behind that dazzling smile. He knows that they can tell too because he addresses it head on, stating that he will tell his story as promised.
Lucifer admits that his reaction to having to serve the customer's at that cafe was natural because he's served under a master before. So the "effects" of the talisman didn't really do anything to him at all. All of what he was doing was something that came natural to him. Because "Everything that happens on Earth was first enacted by Heaven. God his Master, and Lucifer his butler.
And this leads to another flashback when he spent time with God, his father and creator. It's revealed that God often changed his appearance and expressions based on his mood, so Luci's favorite was when he was relaxed and treating him like the only son he had. God has immense powers but he often held them back because he was choosing to live as if he wasn't omnipotent. I wonder though how this exactly...benefits him? Lol you know what I mean like I guess humbling yourself as a powerful being is alright.
So a funny little thing happens and God just randomly decides to give Lucifer siblings so he's not lonely. And whelp a bad omen was predicted on the table cloth from tea stains. YEA H about that lol
Thus ends the quick flashback but Lucifer goes on to explain his role at a butler, and the original creation and son of God 💀 (well no Jesus mentions so) He even brings up that the butler attire, the suits and everything were originally thought up in Heaven and then just influenced on Earth. I like this concept because think about it...just sitting around wondering damn I wish I had nice clothes for this gathering and some 8ft tall angelic being is like "here you go" and gives you a sketch of a suit
Well anyway, Lucifer stops the story not saying much more (boo I want more lore) and then he asks if MC would indulge him and his urge to serve once again. MC accepts and goes around Paradise Lost by Lucifer's side enjoying every minute of the special treatment.
They finally make it back to the Greenhouse, also to note that there are portals in each country so MC can travel quickly and safely between them btw! (I mean I think we've known this but pointing it out once again is really nice) Where the final "service" will begin.
So, MC did something here which idk if I can even fault them for because let's be real...they were assuming that since "the final service" was about the happen here that perhaps Lucifer did this with God too. Which that was confirmed quickly that this was reserved ONLY for MC. And if we remember from his other card stories, specifically his selfie one, he did not participate in any kind of orgies in Heaven and he did not have a chastity cage. So sure yeah it's heavily implied he did sleep with someone (coughI'm guessing either Adam/Evecough) but definitely not God himself.
The intimacy continues, that is when MC gives the consent to continue. Lucifer begins by undressing them and it's mentioned that they shouldn't be nervous since this has happened before. HOWEVER, MC clarifies that this particular kind of intimacy has never happened between them. The soft, gentle, Lucifer servicing them instead.
Now the question begs, why us? Is it because of being a descendant of Solomon who was the closest friend to God? Nope. Lucifer confirms that even if MC is Solomon's descendant that is not why they were chosen. They were chosen because he cares and cherishes them. I believe this entire time he knows about MC feeling insecure about their connection to Hell not being one of their own but because of their ancestor because that's all anyone ever talks about. (sorry Sitri you ain't helpin' with that affirmation either lmao) But seeing him confirm and say to MC that HE made the choice not due to proximity but because they are someone HE wants to serve personally is just...it's romantic as fuck, cute as fuck, I'm going to die from the fluff.
So now things are getting spicy...here are some important buzz notes about the love making:
+Lucifer gently kisses on MC's neck instead of biting too hard until MC tells him they want him to heavily make out with them +MC is positioned behind him so his ass is pressed against them the entire time +Lucifer assigns some "work" for MC to grope him while he fondles them with his fingers/hand +MC starts biting him all over and Lucifer loves the fuck out of it +There's a moment where MC forgot how big Luci is lmao +The perspective of the nipple is...off I think??? Idk I feel maybe I'm not remembering man nip anatomy +Ngl his dick has that torpedo thing going on because of the angle but that's okay I'm not here to stare at it 😌🙌 (I do that for Asmo) +There's a point where MC flips around, and the scene describes that MC is the one controlling fucking themselves on Lucifer +Though in the middle of it...hehehehehehe he takes over and well... +Let me also mention he takes MC's arm and wraps it around his neck +MC jerked off his horn too, and when he came? Well it was a lot +Unlike the other times, MC is relaxed and safe with him after +Their ass got sleepy and went to bed, now come on he's good for another 5 rounds or so like??? You only got 'em for 24 hours let's goooo +He was so sweet at the end here like it's so cute I'm crying
And he says something important after the romp fest: "You may not know, but my master commanded me to love him, too. So you who loves me without being ordered to, that makes you special."
omfggggg and it ends it there! PLS I was so sad that it ended :< like I wanna hear more of that Luci, fuckkkk
🤍Screenshots!!!🤍
bbyboi screamin' so loud poor Morax's ears were bleeding like goddamn
Mmmm tight suits, so tight the buttons can't even stay closed huh. Leave it to me to slutify an angel wearing robes and a suit 💀
PB...don't do this to me. Y'all know it's bad to do this to me. Cause let me tell you how he could be beneath me right now..
I swooned because this reminded me of....
my sweetie, my tea guru, my butler bae, twin tipped tail hottie with the bodyyyyy. I miss him so much he was my official comfort character when I was big into the OM stuff <3
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh he's so darn cute here
So if y'all noticed when they had the Zapar themed login screen he was covering up Lucifer's spot on the illustration. At first I didn't really question the design choice and once I started getting into the event I was like hmmmm and then I looked at the login screen again and started questioning things...turns out...Zepar's talisman's had no effect on him at all even on April Fools day!
God just out here havin' tea while humans are out here killing each other and actin' a mess huh? /j
The stain on the table from the sugar cubes creating a ominous face is sending me because not him knowing he was creating problems and yet still doing it 💀 true "I should have stopped at one kid" vibes from God rn I swear
Male and Female outfits for Ra-On. So cute! Very aristocratic.
He's so adorable. A pigeon and squirrel kept bothering him the entire time so it reminded MC of a Disney princess (hahaha the Disney part had to be censored in game which makes sense)
The greenhouse having a room in the back? Think about how the stars would look through the glass???? THIS IS ROMANTIC AS HELL HELP
Ngl I would be THROBBING, like...the bed is already fucking wet now sir thanks for being sexy as fuck
Waiting for consent? Yessss love that need ittttt
I'll give anything, everything, my soul, my body, my first born, my entire merch collection, my pc, just to see him smile in real time just like this omfgggggg his teeths 😭😭
Marry me. I can handle another husband or five...
Pls. I would tear that UP like slutty waist to grab, just feeling that tight butt, let me see that thong Luci
He's proposing clearly, and I accept /hj
My literal reaction
Wanna see the lewds?? -> Bam, here we goo
🤍Chats🤍
Chat 1 Summary: Lucifer goes over what happened during the card story events and asked if MC was requesting another day for him to serve them, depending on your choices you can either deny you mentioned that or say that Gamigin was the one who assumed you said it. After these choices and the sub choices, Lucifer rambles a bit about human life being fleeting, how he's going to cherish the next time he serves you, that sort of thing. No photo for this one! Chat 2 Summary: Lucifer gets his nerd on and rambles about how he knows a lot about tea. Buer makes his tea mostly and was taught by Lucifer, but Luci is more skilled and the best, he even shows his brewing set/setup and its so niceee. Reminds me again of a certain demon butler who's passionate about tea as well. Also he can tell that Sitri's style of brewing is mostly a Hades thing. (then I wonder if infusing your underwear like Satan did is....an original thing or 👀) Chat 3 Summary: Lucifer explains that angel's have a higher affinity to humans and animals and other beasts. This is why animals in Paradise Lost follow him around alot. Depending on your answers you can tell him he smells good, and he asks if you have characteristics like an animal and that he won't judge while he's your butler lol. But also there's a picture in another choice of him removing animal fur off his clothes. Chat 4 Summary: Lucifer talks about how he was teaching his siblings how to serve God and he talks about who was the best apprentice. For Gabriel we find out that he's better at being served, instead of serving, he was even envious of Lucifer sometimes, Michael was obsessive and well...that means he wouldn't do very well either as a butler. Raphael would be the best. Faithful and served God the best, though he's "violent" that's for anyone that isn't God (or MC it seems) and he becomes docile and seeks approval. SO there you have it! Chat 5 Summary: Lucifer maintains his body and control by clothing to uphold the best butler traits. This is when he shows his thong collection...hehehehehe. But depending on your answers though, he could either ramble about God not making things simple, so mastering the mind is...difficult. Though he does look forward to spending time with us again and serving us...it's really refreshing how he talks to us in these chats!
🤍Date Story🤍
I had to delete a reaction GIF to add this cute image with the forest critters, jjok and Gamigin in the back!!!
Speaking of Gami Gam for a moment, he's quite small for a dragon if he fits okayish on the picnic blanket but also this is probably just him chibified for the purpose of the image alone lol
But the date story was short and sort of somber! Here's some quick bullet points:
Lucifer is still in his butler's uniform when MC wakes up, he won't take it off until they leave. Though he does start thinking naughty thoughts and being caught off guard by MC which is a cute thing to see for him
MC wants to pay him back for his gentleness and care the day before so they try to give him a massage
The message was a bust, instead of relaxing him which did nothing and he was pretty much stone faced the entire time and confused about this action, it stimulates....other desires
Luci and MC bang a rang one more time for a few hours which is wild to me having the deed last for that long but hey when in Hell....
Luci starts reminiscing about how Solomon (of all people) felt about him too in relation to being around God/Himself and everything that happened before both of them disappeared.
From this small interaction of Lucifer mentioning this and that he only did the butler role to get out of his head about unwanted memories, it really did put a damper on the romantic aspect of his actions. They were true and genuine, however him being honest that he only wants to forget things by acting this way really has me think of how much trauma is in that head of his.
Like think about it...thousands of year serving a omnipotent being, being created by said being, having a very skewed approach to what love and devotion is, then being side swept by a human who gains your creator's attention just like that and then your creator suddenly just ceases to exist right around the same time this man left. His brother's causing havoc and destruction, it's...a lot.
Though the main story was definitely more of a feel-good moment, the date story reminds us that Lucifer is always going to have this part of himself he fights with constantly. While this is a huge step up from his usual dynamic with MC, it seems there are some things that even MC themselves cannot heal. Perhaps we will see more dynamic changes in the future that further develop between the two. I really like this vulnerable side of him.
🤍Overall Thoughts🤍
I rate this card 9.5/10!
the .5 was taken out because I was just sad that it was over....that's all lmaooo
When I explain that seeing this service top side of Lucifer set me on something good I meannnn it. Like it woke me out of my recent funk and I'm feeling the love through the screen from our fallen seraphim. he's just...ah he's just... t h a t g u y.
If you're a Luci fan I suggest you get this card for yourself to have in your collection! The story is great (well you saw my react so lol) and the adore mode is really fluid and the variety of things you can do to him is so worth pulling for. EYE though, am satisfied with just experiencing it through friends and moots sharing as it fuels my satisfaction just as much. If you want the Date story, buying the NP is the way to go as it's cheaper than trying to pull multiple copies with the solomon seals. (sadly so, huh?)
It's funny that I did this react way before I did a react for the damn event lmao. That's actually up next before the next part of the event releases. it will be more of a recap honestly since I'm sure everyone's read through it and seen others talk about it.
SO until next time, thank you for sitting through my react, thank you all for your patience and interactions, and for my reals ones for sharing their stuff with me; this admin is forever grateful.
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Sloth ≠ Dream
Thoughts on the reason why Belphegor doesn't have dream related powers but Seere who is affiliated with Asmodeus.
From all of Belphegor's appears, I've notice that Belphegor is only sleeping yet knows his surroundings, or more specific he pick and chooses what to react too.
And from Belphegor's Attacker (Sadly I didn't screenshot the line) That Belphegor's real sleeps happens at Night, his nap during the day doesn't count.
What PB did with Belphegor and his sin is that they choice the route of Laziness and that Belphegor makes people do his work, however he doesn't have dream like powers.
People often forget that Sloth is about lack of effort.
Wiki: Sloth is one of the seven deadly sins in Catholic teachings. It is the most difficult sin to define and credit as sin, since it refers to an assortment of ideas, dating from antiquity and including mental, spiritual, pathological, and conditional states.
Sleep is a byproduct or connected to being slothful.
It makes WHB Belphegor unique in a way.
#what in “hell” is bad?#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad#whb#whb belphegor#whb theory
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This is just a funny thought I had, but have ya ever done that school prank where ya jab two fingers into someone's waist/sides from behind?my school called it Taser
Some of the whb guys (Marbas) just have their waists out and vulnerable. Imagine just jabbing their waists and trying to run away afterwards, some of them probably laugh while others squeak. I just remembered being the target of this often cause I didn't really react lol.
okay this is a funny thought will mention some of the boys in here (the kings and right hands and some extra boys)
Satan felt two little fingers jab into his waist and turned around thinking that someone was challenging him in a disrespectful way. It was only till he saw that it was you that he calmed down and sighed. He gave you a warm smile and asked what your goals were by poking him like that. He didn't mind the reason eventually mostly because it was you. He did the same later during the day when you were off guard. Laughing when you were shocked. Sitri jumped a little before putting his teacup down. "MC... I'm happy you'd think it's funny to partake in these activities, but maybe you've interacted with Leraye too much?", is all he would say before giving you a small smile. "Though I wouldn't mind you touching me again." Mammon didn't even feel you jab into his waist. He only noticed that you were there, because he heard someone wincing in pain. Concerned he asked you what happened only to laugh at how you injured yourself. "If you want attention you can always demand my time.", he says before carrying you around Tartaros yet again. Bimet flinched a little but looked back at you with the most sarcastic face he could pull off. "If you have time poking people you should have time managing your bank account.", he says as he believes that you can always better spend your time earning money. He will sigh and pat your head after he noticed that your mood was low after he gave you a lecture. Valefor would smile and pat your head before asking your plans for the day. Maybe you'd want to spend it with him since you're here already? Leviathan he flinched and gave you a nasty look. "Why did you do that?", he would ask as he becomes sceptical to your reasoning for poking him. "You shouldn't do that when I'm working at least." He says before he walks off. At least he wouldn't hang you for something like that. Glasyalabolas ignored you. He just walked off and later, he would return to you to do the same to you... when you're taking a nap. Foras turned around and gave you a smile saying he didn't mind the poke. Later during the entire day you would feel random pokes of him. And you know it's him because it's always when you're alone and you feel someone poking you but you see no one. "There's no fun in it if you can see me."
Beelzebub instantly returned the gesture and made it a habit. Have fun with him poking you every time he visits you. Bael was too busy to care at the moment. Later on, when he's taking a break, will he ask you why you would poke him. Amon woke up from his usual nap and dragged you into his arms. He would poke you once before napping with you in his arms. Stolas yelped and turned around with a light blush on his face. He was about to point his gun and hurl insults your way until he realized that it was you. "Don't ever do that again.", is all he said before giving you a light huff and walking away. Lucifer stared at you with a blank expression as you stood there expecting a bit more from him. You didn't get a reaction out of him but definitely got one from the snake on his jacket. "Sorry", you whisper to the snake as you awkwardly excused yourself. Marbas noticed you poking him but didn't say anything apart from "I'm busy right now." Plus he is tied up. he wouldn't be able to do a lot to you to begin with. Gamigin jumped and his chimes were making a lot of noise. "MC! You scared me for a second...", he said before giving you a smile. He gave you a poke afterward. Morax would see you approach him. He would question what you were doing. He saw some hesitation in your actions and asked what was troubling you. When you explained that you wanted to poke him he understood your hesitation. "A little poke wouldn't hurt me if you're worrying about that.", he said as he gave you a little smile. Belphegor continued sleeping. You knew you wouldn't get a reaction out of him unless you do it constantly for a few minutes. He would warn you once. If you do it again he would send you back to Gehenna. Beleth would smile and most likely would flirt with you. Just for entertainment but if the flirting leads to something else (something more steamy) then he wouldn't mind it. Andrealphus gave you a smile before holding your hands. "Instead of poking me you could hold my hand like this. That way I can also know that it's you."
#whb#what in hell is bad#what in “hell” is bad?#whb thoughts#whb satan#whb leviathan#whb beel#whb mammon#whb lucifer#whb belphegor#whb kings#whb nobles#sam thoughts#whb asks#whb fanfic
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Hi :3 I'm the anon who asked if we could check with you if you received our requests! I wanted to be sure! Did you get a request? It's headcanons where WHB Lucifer, Satan, Leviathan, Beelzebub, and Mammon react to his gn crush being in love with him so much that they kissed him on the lips? They took a moment to realise & apologised profusely though! I'm 26! Sorry I forgot to add my age in my request 😅 Thanks!
It's ok. I didn't see the very first request you asked me to check, but I saw the one sent to me just a few minutes before this ask. I'll just write on this one because it has both the request and the age :3
The Kings React to Their Crush Kissing Them on The Lips (HC)
Pairing: Satan, Mammon, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Lucifer x gn!reader (separate)
Warning: suggestive
Summary: one beautiful day when the sun that Barbatos praises everyday was shining brightly on the sky, a certain human subconsciously kissed the devil king that they love because they love him so much that they can't stand it anymore. When they came to their senses, they got embarrassed and apologized profusely with a blush on their face.
Satan
He doesn't let you finish the apology, he kisses you back, with his tongue exploring every corner of your mouth. His kiss is so aggressive and full of passion that it will leave you breathless after your lips parted ways.
It doesn't stop there. Even though he's the king of wrath, he's quite greedy when it comes to kissing the one he loves. He will give you another kiss that will also take your breath away.
Lifts you up and princess carries you to his room or somewhere more private, where he can monopolize you without interruption.
"There's nothing to apologize for. You should enjoy it some more. You are currently in Hell."
Mammon
The kiss happened when he was carrying you. Otherwise, there's no way you can reach him, unless you are very very tall yourself.
"Master, why are you apologizing? I'm yours. You may kiss me how many times as you like." He says while smiling as you. You can see a tinge of red on his cheeks as he says that.
He definitely wants you to give him more kisses, on the lips, of course...and elsewhere.
Leviathan
Widens his eyes in surprise
He likes it very much but he will never admit that.
Finds it cute that you are apologizing profusely to him.
Lifts your chin up and returns the kiss to your lips.
"Your face now is not bad." Levi says and leaves while you are still fluttering and can't function.
Beelzebub
Licks his lips
You gave him an appetizer, you can't just apologize and that's it, he demands a full-course meal.
"It's time for a full-course meal." Beelzebub declares as he takes you to somewhere more private before you could finish the apologies.
To Beelzebub, he knows that you have not completely adapted to Hell. But he hopes that one day, you can kiss him without reserve.
Lucifer
Another giant king. The kiss happened when he was sitting down and enjoying his tea. You just came out of nowhere and kissed him.
Kisses you back and bites your lips right after he lets you finish your first apology.
Smirks as you look back at him in shocked.
Gives you two choices: either go all the way with him at somewhere more private, or sit on his laps for the whole day.
The illusion of free choice
But don't worry, he will heal you up. He destroys you but he also loves you.
Hope you like it :3
#klein's answer#what in “hell” is bad?#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#whb headcanons#whb satan#whb mammon#whb leviathan#whb beelzebub#whb lucifer#whb x reader#suggestive#hi anon :3
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Whb 7 Kings react to sick!reader
WHB x Fem!reader
Sfw but suggestive thanks to several demons.
This post is a gift for @notquitebunnie
But all can read!
To anyone who is sick and finds this rest well! Make sure to eat and drink plenty of water! :)
This is a Headcannon formatted like a storyline! All devil and their parts written will be out of order to fit the plot!! Please enjoy~
Intro:
Did you think just because you were in hell you were safe from the cons of human mortality... Well maybe you did. Until you where woken up by the churning nausea You felt in your stomach the metallic taste on your tongue as your mouth screams for water. But as you turned to get up you crushing feeling of weakness and a searing migraine hits you like a train.
Your nose was stuffy, and it hurt to swallow, Your body ached and you somehow felt cold. You wish you never woke up as you tossed the sheets back over your body cocooning yourself.
But that sweet, sweet relief of peace didn't last long, as your bedroom door slammed open. The lock on your door snapped under the pressure of being forced open, and the loud noise made your head throb. Oh God, how could you forget where you are and who you surround yourself with?
Satan

The human who usually comes for the breakfast and tea Sitri prepares every morning has not even shown up. Sitri was way more pressed about it than Satan who just told Sitri to fuck off. He knew what it's like The sleep inn. Sometimes, your body just doesn't feel ready to get up yet. "Eh fuck off. You're worrying too much... Being 10 minutes late ain't going to kill you..." But then Sitri replied. " When I press my ear to the door that's Solomon usually keeps locked her heartbeat was about 30% faster than it usually is!"
Satan cussed under his breath. This is a human we're talking about—a human the angels are gnashing their teeth to kill. A faster heart rate is a good sign of stress, and if the daughter of Solomon is stressed, there must be a reason. Maybe checking in on her wouldn't hurt.
Caring little for the new lock she installed on her door, he practically beat the door off its hinges as he stormed into the room with Sitri in tow. "HEY! WAKEY WAKEY WOMAN!"
Satan yells as he marches over to your bed carelessly grabbing the sheets and tossing it off. As soon as he saw your body curled up wincing in pain trying to hide your eyes from the bright light he immediately sensed something was wrong. Immediately his harsh tone softens But on the inside his boiling hot rage only increased, seeing her like this made his blood boil. "Is everything all right?!" He hissed through his teeth as his hands quick and urgently checked for any wounds. "You're not physically hurt... What the fuck?"
With a pissed off grow your weak voice managed to tremble out "get out Satan! Trying to fucking sleep I don't feel good..."
Getting yelled at by you was always a treat as he felt his heart flutter, but there were more concerning matters at play. "Fuck no I'm not getting the fuck out. What's wrong with you? Why do you not feel good?!"
You knew screaming at him would just encourage his behavior so you just stayed silent putting the pillow over your head trying your best to ignore him.
Despite you telling him to leave you alone Satan stayed in your room all day on his knees his chin resting on the mattress He looks like a kicked puppy waiting for its master has he pestered you with all kinds of questions that you couldn't nor cared little to answer. "Did you eat something bad?"
"no."
"Is it poison?"
"no."
"are you sure you didn't get stabbed or shot or-"
"No!"
...
... "Is your pussy shedding?"
*irritated sighs*
Mammon

Satan didn't want to do this but he had no choice. if it had something to do with Solomon wants to send it it was a national hell-wide issue. But to not cause complete chaos he couldn't just release it to the public that's something was wrong with Solomon's daughter. So for now he told someone who's he's the closest to.
And he regretted it instantly.
Satan: I think our human is broken.
SilverSpoonBitch: ???
Satan: *sends a picture of a sick human lying face down on the bed.*
SilverSpoonBitch: Maybe she is finally tired of being around poor people.
Satan: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS I BEEN TRYING TO ASK YOU FOR FUCKING HELP CAN'T YOU JUST COME OVER WITH YOUR FANCY LITTLE GADGETS AND SHIT AND TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IF SHE DIES I'M KILLING YOU.
Mammon came as quickly as he could his helicopter landing right in front of Satan's palace. Instead of a warm welcome he was instead screamed at by a tiny flee.
"CAN YOU FUCKING TRAVEL HERE NORMALLY?!" Satan snarled the way his hair was standing on end and his back was arched to reminded Mammon of an angry kitten.
"Relax my tiny terror. The helicopter is here for a reason. How else am I going to get here with all these things... You told me to bring whatever I could to see what's wrong with her, did you not?" Say no only answered with a growl as Bimet steps out the other side of the helicopter. "Also your majesty Satan. Could you provide us with extra hands? "
...
Great, more noise—that's exactly what you needed. You heard whispered voices coming down the hall. You fake sobbed to yourself as you pressed harder into the pillow. The door that you spent precious time and energy on and also risked the tea you had for breakfast propping up just tipped back and slammed onto the marble floor. You heard Bimet's voice first. "I've seen her look bad wearing hobo rags but never like this... "
Mammon hummed putting a hand to his chin "indeed She looks like she's in pain? Are you sure you checked for wounds?"
"I TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST TIME I DID SHE'S IN PAIN BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THE WOUND IS I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE IS ONE!?"
Fuck you Satan and you're loud ass voice.
Mammon then chuckles. "Oh you innocent little thing... Have you ever thought about internal bleeding?!" Sitri and Satan's eyes widen as they never thought about that before.
Bimet chimes in with a proud smile "His Majesty Mammon and just blessed you with his wealthy knowledge! Your majesty, you are truly a gift to this world!"
Mammon gets closer You felt his big hands on you, normally you would be more than okay with this but today all you wanted to do was crawl into a hole and never be seen again as you felt his strong hand stroking all over your body trying to find where you might have damaged something inside you. When his fingers pressed on your stomach your eyes shut open. You felt it. The churning in your stomach finally winning you over the devil's watched with wide eyes and shock as you sprint to the bathroom attached to your bedroom life your life depended on it. You didn't even care closing the door as everything you tried eating and have drank goes down the drain. You've never seen such a look on Mammon as he scoops you up off the bathroom floor cleaning your mouth with his own clothes. You putting you back in bed.
"This is serious..." Mammon growls. "I didn't feel any internal bleeding... But when I pressed over her stomach that's what she did. I know very little about stomachs and food... Buuut we know someone who might..."
Beelzebub

Beelzebub Who is leaning against the door just called out to the devil's in front of him "You called?" He said with a sly smile as Mammon and Satan turned around to face him. "The hell did you come from?" Satan asked.
"I mean I was just wondering around but it was hard to miss the giant golden helicopter flying above me. " Beelzebub said his finger twirling to mimic a helicopter.
"So what's happening here?" He asked walking over to your bed sitting on the mattress next to you gently rubbing your side.
"We don't know. I found the daughter of Solomon like this. I thought someone was hurting her. There's something wrong, but we don't know what it is." Satan explained as Mammon continued. " I thought it might have been internal bleeding since Satan found no wounds. So I checked her body for it, but when I pressed on her stomach, she threw up. " Beelzebub's eyebrows furrowed immediately. "Has she eaten anything?" He asked, and Sitri shook his head. " No, Solomon didn't come down for breakfast. It looks like she drank some of the tea I left for her. But It doesn't matter now since She threw it all up. "
"could you prepare something to eat please? Of course she would probably feel pain in her stomach if she doesn't have any food in it. And she probably feels weak because of it as well. "
Satan and Mammon ordered their second in command-to prepare something. The devil Kings continued to discuss and fill in each other today. All this chatter was seriously not helping, as every now and then you would grumble and turn as much as Beelzebub's constant stroking on your back felt good. It was getting old pretty fast. The way she was tossing and turning her eyes glute shut The three kings decided to add another into their mission as Beel pulled out his phone to text an old friend. "You think he'll respond?" Mammon asks leaning over to look at the text message between Beel and Beleth.
"ya, I know Beleth Will respond but... Belphegor. Ehh It will be a while till he gets here."
Sitri comes in with hearty meats from barbecued pulled pork to premium steak then some lambs do with chopped and stewed potatoes. Bimet comes in with stressed rice dishes and grilled fish. Cooked and even plated to perfection Even some smoked salmon and caviar.
You are not hungry in fact the opposite just smelling the food in the room was making You want a hurdle
"Solomon's not eating..." Says a worried Sitri as they watched you for a while only for you to do nothing.
"obviously she's too weak She's gone too long without food we're going to have to feed her."
That sentence from the king of gluttony made you wince without your blanket of protection you just weekly tried to fight back as all you wanted to do was sleep. "Please can I please just go to sleep!"
"Solomon you can't not until you eat something!" Sitri spoke softly trying to spoon feed you a piece of steak but being careful and not being too forceful.
"our methods aren't working... And we don't want to hurt her." Satan hissed.
"I know just the guy that will make her eat." Beel chirped.
Leviathan

When he heard that something was happening to her. They made it sound like she was dying and at first they thought they were just exaggerating until he saw the state she was in.
He wanted to kill and maim everyone in the goddamn room as soon as he saw her. She looked like a disaster She looked like she was already one foot in the grave. "How could you fucking leave her like this?!" "How long was she like this!!"
They tried calming Leviathan down and explaining the situation.
Levi's and stomped over to your bed sliced a piece of something grabbed your face forcefully and tried to force your mouth open.
"You will eat this goddamn food and you will like it!!!" You are screaming back at Leviathan as the two of you start fighting. Every last bit of your strength you could muster from this hellish morning trying to fight off the one bastard you did not want to see today. You look toward the five other devils in the room, screaming for help. Only for them to look to the side, ignoring your cries for help.
"It's for your own good Solomon" Sitri muttered.
When you finally ate some by courtesy and help from your dear Leviathan.❤️
You laid down on the ground catching your breath. For a moment the king's watched you finally thinking they could arrest before you launched up running to the bathroom once more.
"This may take a while..." Beelzebub sighs
"if her body isn't cooperating then we're going to have to force it" Leviathan hissed getting a dark look in his eye that made you shudder as Mammon princess carried you back to your bed.
Belphegor

Belphegor finally arrived on Beleth's back; when he finally entered the room, he woke up with a yawn and a stretch. Beleth set him down on a nearby chair before walking up to Beel. "Sup, your majesty," He says, giving him a handshake. "Aye! I'm all right. Have you tried the stuff I sent you?" As the two talked, Belphegor scooted his chair closer to your bed. " Hm? Sooo... What's goin on?" He leaned to the side, his elbow into the mattress, resting his head on his hand, occasionally closing his eyes for a power nap as they explained. "So the girl just needs sleep eh? Why'd ya call me then? Just close ya eyes, ain't hard. "
"You think she hasn't tried that already we would watch her go to sleep and then wake up. Plus it's hard to sleep when she's rushing to the bathroom every hour."
"did ya feed her?" He asked.
"yep, the finest foods from Tartaros. Didn't matter. She wouldn't keep it down" Mammon answered.
"Well, shit... Anythin puts me to sleep so I ain't sure how to deal with this." Belphegor muttered studying your face You look lethargic but not sleepy
"tsk! Can you be any more useless??? Can't you just use your power to put her to sleep?" Levi's and said his arms crossed his foot tapping.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you Majesty Leviathan." Beleth piped up Make it his way to the other side of the bed His hand running through your hair as he pet you. "if we try that she might not wake up for years maybe even decades."
"Okay so that's out, So What the fuck are we going to do sing her lullabies?!" Satan growled
Belphegor did smile and chuckle at the joke but turned to Beleth "This thinking is hard, You got any ideas?"
Beleth Who was petting your head rolled his hand over your forehead His eyebrows creased as they pressed harder taking your temperature. "Your Maj, She's hot..."
"okay no shit?" Belphegor responded His eyebrow raised.
"No your Maj, I mean her temperature. Kind of reminds me of that Christmas cold she got a while back; remember, When she was hotter than a desert in a summer drought."
At this revelation Satan snarled clutching his fists. "So she's holding back her desires again?!"
He stomped forward tearing his white top clean off already but Mammon stopped him "Your eagerness is welcomed but She might already be too far gone, She can't even keep food down I've never seen a Christmas cold do that but can't be good."
"IT'S WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TO STAND THERE WHILE SHE FUCKING DIES?!" Satan screamed this time grabbing Mammon by the collar.
Belphegor already nodding off mumbles "Eh, Maybe you just need someone so lustful that it could cure her even like this."
Someone so lustful...
They all knew who he meant by that but none of the kings wanted to acknowledge him. But it had to be done... For your safety...
Asmodeus

Devils from Gehenna either coward in fear or immediately presented themselves in front of the king of the last as he made his way toward the room where he was called to do his 'work.' This was hardly the time of year to even catch the Christmas call, but who is he to complain? The six Kings, the six th buffoons, called upon him to do a task he possibly cannot refuse! So, despite women and men alike throwing their naked bodies at him, it pained him, but he had to refuse, for someone far greater waited for him.
He was already ready when he entered the room, wearing a red bathrobe and a leather case containing God knows what. The Kings stepped out of their way as he walked forward, literally in the middle of loosening his robes before getting a look at you. His eager smile disappears and is replaced by a concerned and confused look. Despite how hard he was, and believe me, he was fucking rigid. You can't expect them not to be, getting a call from the 6th most handsome devil in all of hell offering him to fuck the one woman you desire and all the world while they watch. A dream come true. But... What he was saying was not the symptoms of a Christmas cold...
"Um... excuse me, but could you mind filling me in on what happened today?" The devils were just as confused as he was, so they relented. They told him everything: the weakness in his body, the refusal to eat, the constant puking, the agitated mood, the heavy breathing, the sweaty body, everything.
And Asmodeus was staring at them eyes wide in silence.
The slut was too stunned to speak.
He stood there in silence until it finally broke but with a wheeze
And then laughter.
Not just laughter.
He was dying.
He laughed so hard that he was trying not to cough. He held his stomach, trying to keep his composure so he would not be on the floor.
He had tears in his eyes as the six kings watched as the king of lust laughed his ass off for 5 minutes before finally regaining composure and wiping the tears from his face. He tied up his robe, grabbed the blanket that had been discarded on the floor this whole time, and sat on the bed with a softened look, tucking you in.
"Are you truly this foolish? Or Is your knowledge of humans this lacking?" He asked as he looked back at the six, trying to hide the anger and embarrassment of how hard he laughed. Before Satan was about to yell Asmodeus continued. "This is no Christmas cold, nor is it a curse; she's not hurt from the inside and the outside, well, not physically... I think she's just sick. Plain and simple. "
The room was silent. And Belphegor was sleeping (possibly wanting to be woken up after the sex is over.)
"I've seen plenty of devils get sick before none of them act like this?" Leviathan questioned pointing to all of you in a slight condescending tone.
"well that's the thing my pretty princess, It's that humans immune systems are not as strong as a devil's. We are sick for hours rarely a day but when humans get sick they They can be sick for possibly days..."
He explains while his gentle hands look over at the barely eaten food keep picked up a small empty bowl getting a spoon scooping up some white rice and some miso soup to mix it together. Something light and good for the stomach.
"Here, my dear,, these animals won't bother you anymore. " He spoke in a soft tone. At first, you were frightened upon seeing him, but seeing his softened gaze and his kind, almost nurturing smile as he held what looked like something you could actually handle, You got up and started eating the miso plus white rice concoction. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't entirely good either, but to your sick mind it was the best thing you've ever had to eat all day.
Asmodeus then picks up the empty cup of tea taking up the tea bag taking out the hot tea bag and the dry tea leaves as he poured a cup of now lukewarm water. "Drink this to, It's water it's not much but you're probably thirsty."
You barely mouth a thank you before taking the cup.
Now, the devils were too stunned to speak as someone they thought would be the most useless ended up helping you. Leviathan was beyond pissed. His face was contorted with pure envy as if that was the same food he tried to force you to eat. Asmodeus got you to eat with little effort and a smile.
And honestly Satan was relieved. At this point anything would have helped, well he was angry at mostly himself for pretty much failing you and just making whatever what's wrong with you worse. Beelzebub was nodding along He didn't take an account that certain foods just won't settle well. "I understand though,"Asmodeus hummed as with his gentle hands eased you back to bed.
"I remember being just like all of you when my late wife pregnant with our first of many good morning sickness. Hehe~I thought I was about to lose her and my child." He reminisced to no one in particular. Before turning back to the group of devils
"I would advise you get a doctor as well. It's not serious. But a medical professional is always handy. "
"call Lucifer!" Leviathan barked a Satan was already on his phone. "Okay okay! God damn!"
Lucifer

Lucifer was pinching the bridges of his nose. Hearing the entire story if they thought it was a Christmas cold why didn't they call him before? He asked but he probably already knew the answer to that.
He didn't normally do personal visits but this was different. With a bag he got out some tools It wasn't much but it was enough for a diagnosis.
"looks like the flu. A common human virus. Mutates every year so humans try to get flu shots every year." He said.
"I would recommend going to the human world and getting this." With a piece of paper and a pen he writes down certain kinds of over the counter medicine and drugs. "If they have it in hell don't give it to her. Those kinds of drugs probably wouldn't be suitable for the human body. Oh and also-"
As he talks to himself he writes down the kinds of food she could eat and what else she could do.
"Her symptoms should last 5 to 7 days, I believe. If they last any longer, don't hesitate to call me." He says. He looks over at your face, and now you are breathing calmly. You finally have drifted off to sleep. A flicker of a smile graces his lips as he leans down to kiss your forehead.
Epilogue:
And with that, the great hell crisis was over... Well almost... You still wouldn't be able to get your beloved peace and quiet as you got many visits from many devils of the 72 over those seven days, some bringing care baskets while others home-cooked meals. Even those from Abbaddon who cannot leave their cells mailed you sweet treats and very saucy letters.
As much as it heavily irritated you about how horrible it was to wake up with seven loud and screaming adult men. But you knew it was out of a place of care.
Silly devils; never change.
#every time I write beleth and Belphegor dialect I lose one year of my life#whb#what in hell is bad#wihib#what in “hell” is bad?#whb x reader#whb belphegor#whb leviathan#whb lucifer#whb mammon#whb beelzebub#whb asmodeus#whb satan
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Can I request headcanons for Leviathan, Satan, Beleth, Asmodeus, Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Mammon reacting to shy gn s/o asking him if you can kiss him on the lips in private please?
Asking WHB demons to kiss them in private
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Satan will laugh at first
"Private? Why? We can kiss right here in front of everyone!"
But if you keep insisting, he will let you drag him into a nearby back alley
Don't expect it to end only with a kiss though
There will be at least some hand wandering until you stop them
And once you get back to the castle, Satan will expect to continue where you two left off
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No problem for Mammon at all
If his s/o wants a kiss in private, they'll get it
In a flash he summons his golden hands that create a blocade around you, so the two of you are securely alone
Similarly to Satan however, expect his hands to wander to his favorite part of you
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In Leviathan's case, I'd say that this is a usual setting for the two of you anyway
Unless you emphasise the 'privacy' a bit more to drive the point across even to those nobles that are around, but invisible
Also, I think you'd have more success getting a kiss from Levi by telling him that you're going to kiss him rather than asking him
It's playing into his forced-submission kink and by asking him, he has the choice to refuse
So I'd recommend not asking, but straight up telling him that you're going toegther somewhere more private
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"Ah! I thought you'd never ask! I would love to whisk you away from everyone to have you only to myself! ...and maybe some of my clones!" he grins
He did understand what you meant, but it's much more fun to mess with you just to see your reaction
He'll even grab your wrist to softly tug you along, much to anyone elses, who might be around, dismay
But in reality, he is granting you your wish by simply leading you to a place with only the two of you
He might of might not summon some clones that will ask for a kiss as well
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Beleth might be busy, but never for you
So when you ask him, he'll pause for a second and think about where is the biggest chance to not be interrupted by anyone
Then he simply chuckles and picks you up like it's nothing and starts walking
Plus he's super warm so you can just lean into his chest and enjoy
(I just imagined Beleth kabedon-ing me and oof, I might go and think about it for a while :D)
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Honestly... I don't think Asmo would
And if he did say yes, it wouldn't be as private as you thought
He's a show-off to say the least
And if you're uncomfortable doing stuff out in the public, he will still try to argue exposure therapy to you
So yes, if you ask him if you two are alone, he'll nod that you are
But in reality there's a good part of Abaddon demons behind some curtain, wishing they were in your place
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Just like with Levi, I imagine you and Lucifer being alone by default
Most of his nobles are always too busy tending to patients and Jjok...
Jjok is probably struggling for his life somewhere (poor baby U.U)
But maybe you feel too exposed in the large greenhouse...
(That's so valid tbh)
Lucifer has no problem taking it somewhere else just for your comfort
He'll even keep it respectful and not try to push it any further
#feeling productive today for no reason whatsoever :D#what in hell is bad#what in “hell” is bad?#whb satan#whb mammon#whb leviathan#whb beelzebub#whb gehenna#whb beleth#whb asmodeus#whb lucifer
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How the Whb kings would react to MC wanting a baby
Mc: I want a baby
Satan: Say no more
Mc: I want a baby
Mammon: Do you have any prefrences or can it be just any baby?
Mc: No, I want to have a baby with you
Mammon: Understandable
Mc: I want a baby
Leviathan: Are you prepared to have a baby? We're in the middle of a war, Mc, this is not the right environment for a child to grow up in. Plus, I doupt you would be a good parent.
Mc: I want a baby
Beelzebub: For lunch?
Mc: I think we should have a child together.
Beelzebub: ...I think you have had enough to drink for today.
Mc: I want a baby
Lucifer: No
Mc: Come on, wouldn't it be cute to have a little version of us running around?
Lucifer: If we had a child, it would be anything but little.
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