#whelp!ruby

[katanamasako]

Yuki chirped, peeking her head out to check on the noise, blinking at the fellow whelp. "Hi."

Yuki is settled in a bucket of ice water. while her sister is built for heat, the little salamander is not. She is suffering, more or less. She's making a good show of melting along with her ice bath.

[aewfanclub]

Good Ruby stand up for yourself.👍🏻

[arc-misadventures]

The Rusted Order

Weiss: Godsdamn fanatical, White Fang bastard!

Yang: Okay this time they've really pushed it!

Ruby: I think people are going to really turn on the, White Fang. Sorry, Blake.

Blake: None taken. But, I don't think we'll have to worry too much. The, White Fang made a huge mistake attacking this place.

Yang: Why? Because a team of four badass, Huntresses are here!

Ruby: Yeah!

Blake: No. This place has a citadel for the, Rusted Order.

Weiss: T-The Rusted Order?!

Blake: Who do you think that castle belongs to?

Yang: Oh shit…

Ruby: Whelp… They're fucked…

~~~

Ruby: Holy fuck?!

Yang: That was a massacre…

Blake: I heard rumors about the lethality of the, Rusted Order… Those rumors don't do the truth justice…

Weiss: Gods… I heard my grandfather was a member, but he never told us anything about his time in the, Order… If it was always like this… I can see why he never talked about it…

Ruby: You think they're taking new members?

Yang: You want to join the, Rusted Order?!

Ruby: What, my dream was to be a, Huntress, or join the, Rusted Order. Can't I do both?

Yang: Okay, we're going to have words about this little lady.

Blake: You're going to have to wait for that. We've got company.

Weiss: Who is… Ohh…?!

: Hello there. I am Jaune Arc. Master Paladin of the, Rusted Order. Sorry you girls got caught up in all of this.

Ruby: Think nothing of it. We're just doing our duty as, Huntresses!

Jaune: Nonetheless, this... attack wasn't something most children can't handle seeing. Much less should be seeing...

Ruby: We're not children!

Jaune: Not from my perspective. Haa… Well regardless, you all handled yourselves perfectly out there. What are your names kids?

Ruby: My name is, Ruby Rose, and these are my teammates, Team RWBY!

Jaune: Ruby… of Team RWBY…?

Ruby: Y-Yeah… It confuses me at times too…

Jaune: Alright. And, who are you?

Yang: I'm this little twerps older sister. My name is, Yang Xiao Long!

Jaune: Xiao Long…? Ahh your that little black birds child aren't you.

Yang: B-Black bird? What does that mean…?!

Jaune: And, who are you? A faunas I presume since I saw you trying to get the, White Fang to settle down.

Blake: Y-Yes sir… My name is, Black Belladonna. And, I was once a member of the, White Fang.

Jaune: I know your father, good man. And, lastly we have?

Weiss: My name is, Weiss Schnee, Daddy~!

Jaune: Oh gods…

Ruby: D-Did she just…?

Yang: What did you just say?!

Blake: Kinky…

Jaune: Oh gods… Ms. Schnee I knew your grandfather, and I'm old enough to be yours. Don't do this to me.

Weiss: Only if you ask me nicely, Daddy~!

Jaune: Gods dammit… Okay, I'm going! Draven! I'm leaving the kids to you. Keep the pervert away from me.

Draven: Yes, Sir…Okay kids… let's get going kids.

Yang: Gods, Weiss did you seriously just do that?!

Blake: So, that's your type? Not bad…

Ruby: Okay, that's… okay…

Weiss: What? I've always like mature silver foxes~!

RBY: …

Ruby: I always wanted to know more about you guys… I regret that now…

Yang: Yep…

Blake: Pretty much…

[bunnidarling]

Commissioned by me from the amazing @poofroom

Excerpt from "My Pearl":

“So much for being quiet.” 

Averyll laughed, “I’m sure I’ll hear about it tomorrow. I don’t really care… do you?” He asked, suddenly feeling vulnerable  

“No, my dear, I don’t mind.” 

Averyll wondered if that meant they could be more affectionate in the light of day, but wasn’t about to ask. “Can I return the favor?” Averyll asked, wetting his lips with a smile. 

“Mmm… perhaps later.” Astarion curled up to Averyll’s side, resting his head on his chest. “Why don’t you keep reading that book. It’s absolute trash, you’ll love it.” 

He chuckled and curled an arm around Astarion, “You want me to keep reading it out loud?” Averyll asked, stroking Astarion’s hair with his free hand. 

“Mmm hmm, and feel free to insert your own commentary.” Astarion said with a soft chuckle, curling his thigh up over Averyll’s. “I’m not joking. It’s utter tripe.”

Averyll looked over the cover to the book again, “One Night in Nashkel: After months of imprisonment in the Nashkel mines, Enchanter Xan cannot bear his solitude any longer, and decides to pleasure himself with the only companion he has: his sentient sword the Moonblade.” He giggled, “Sounds hot.” 

He could feel Astarion’s cheeks pull in a smile against his chest, “I’m sure it would be it didn’t read like it was written by an uneducated teenage boy that just discovered what sex is. It is, at the very least entertaining, if not for its intended purpose.” 

Averyll raised a brow, still petting Astarion’s hair. “My pretty kitty.” Astarion turned his head and nipped at Averyll’s chest but otherwise didn’t protest. 

“Ok, here we go.” Averyll started, holding the book up spread with one hand so he could continue petting Astarion. He cleared his throat, “Time to find out if this is as bad as you say it is.” 

“It’s worse.” 

Averyll chuckled, “One day when Xan the enchanter woke up, he realized he was horny. He was horny and he had been that way a long time. It had been a long time because he was imprisoned for many months. Gods you weren’t kidding.” 

“I told you. Keep going darling, it gets better. And by better I mean much much worse.” 

“Finally he couldn’t stand it any longer and decided he needed to come, and come hard. Oh, ok just jumping right to it, aren’t we, book? I’m just gonna skim ahead and…. Oh. Whelp, there it is. Didn’t even have to skim too far. I… never thought it would feel so good as I slid the rounded pommel into my cavern. It was like it was made for this I thought to myself, my cock agreed. My cock agreed? Oh my gods. You were right, this is amazing.” 

Averyll chuckled but Astarion had gone quiet. “Astarion?” Still no answer. Did he fall into trance while Averyll was reading? Gods that’s adorable. He closed the book and set it aside, letting his arms encircle Astarion as his own eyes slid closed. 

[youokaybucky]

Austin playing tipsy or drunk is straight up comedy to me. I know he's done it in the carrie diaries, and in one episode of ruby and rockits (yeah I paid a tenner to amazon to watch that series so I could finally watch everything austin has been in - that I could find online)

One day I will learn how to make my own gifs, but until then I have tried to find gifs/images of austin's characters drinking!

Obvious disclaimer: I'm not out here prompting alcohol consumption. Have fun but not too much fun yknow besties.

Starting with Sebastian Kydd of course... feral child (affectionate).

Benny Cross was out here having a drink and then getting on his bike. Don't do that. Bad Benny.

Safe to say we're gonna see Hank sink a few beers over the course of Caught Stealing. Especially if he's working behind the bar... I drank the most when I worked behind a bar whelp.

@dailydoseofaustinbutler

I've probably forgotten ones, so as usual feel free to reblog and add things! <3

[godmadeaterribleerror]

Hiii I made more arts :) part of my daydreams is how scary she is in reality like can you imagine going up against something so powerful none knows wtf she even is??? Crazy

Also I wanted to show like rubys point of view of how she probably viewed princess In terms of intimidation

Also peep the sky 👀 I liked that detail and I wanted it to look overwhelming and off putting

(Any critique will be appreciated for lore reasons)

hey so i just want you to know that this is maybe the best thing anyone's ever done ever. You might have made my whole life. And fr you're just minding your own business being a monster and suddenly a mentally unstable 20 year old with a crippling crush on her best friend rolls into down and you're like "whelp. game over ig."

AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT!!!! you nailed the lore and lowkey how she is in my head. Insert lady gaga showstopping meme💛💛💛💛

[ask-from-razputin-aus]

Oh oops whelp here wild *hands over a big main coon stuffed animal* this is maple the cat its very soft and squishy*heads over to psitanium creature raz* hi here you go *hands over a Canadian marble fox stuffed animal* this is ruby the marble fox *teleports to meltdown raz* hello meltdown raz how you doing here *hands over a ginormous dragon stuffed animal* drago here is indestructible and completely impervious to harm so you can cuddle this big boy as much and as hard as you want

[ask-madam-ruby]

I know trolls and changelings don’t celebrate birthdays. I like the idea from 31 days in the Darklands where Gunmar chooses a name for young changelings. I like to think that’s the closest thing for a changeling celebrating their birthday.

So in honor of my birthday, here is a headcanon on how Ruby got her name:

As a young whelp, Ruby was a wild one. She’s always getting into trouble. This is before she meet Orlagk and the naming ceremony. So far as she knows her name is “little brat.”

When Orlagk first saw her for the naming ceremony the first thing he notice is her skin. It’s smooth and very red. It was made out of light ruby.

Being Orlagk, he was lazy with names. So he called her Ruby. She was not found of the name. She even objected. But Orlagk didn’t listen and went on his way.

So she’s stuck with Ruby. She would father be called Brat.

[bxd-kxrma]

Whelp, it was too late. Karma has found the stairs to the mythical fourth floor of the rose mansion and running up the steps without a care in the world.

Immediately a burst of tentacles fly out from the darkened top of the steps and wrap around her.

“Oh fuck not again!!!!!!!!!”

No matter how much she grips at the steps it’s useless as the tentacles are strong.

“RUBY! BEERUS! JESUS! VISHNU! XENU!! SAVE ME!!!”

And just like that, she’s gone. Consumed by the fourth floor.

Muse mention: @ancientforgcd

[citadelofmythoughts]

Something I think is kinda funny, but others find tragic is that Yang is likely the only one of team RWBY not to get swarmed.

Ruby is “The girl with the message”

Weiss is a Schnee

Blake is basically Faunus royalty.

The other girls are stuck talking to crowds while Yang could just be “Whelp, have fun girls. I’m gonna go grab some boba. Want me to get you anything?”

It's a funny idea but I have to disagree :)

"Look! Isn't that the girl who led us out of Mantle?"

"Yeah, I remember her and her friends holding off the Grimm!"

Not saying the other girls won't probably get more attention, but I have to believe that Yang has her own fan club.

[summion7]

Ruby: we need a way to distract Salem long enough to use the staff of creations to put Salem in a indestructible box but how?

Jaune: I got this.

*Turns to Salem*

Jaune:HEY SALEM!

Salem:What is it you insolent whelp?

Jaune: WhYy is it when ginyu stole Goku’s body He still had his voice from his previous body, even though his vocal cord would have been different?

Salem: that because!…… wait. Wait but!

Salem try’s but can’t for the life of her figure out how this happens.

Weiss: HOW IS THIS WORKING?!

Yang: I mean with her immortality see probably seen everything, ended up watching dragon ball and can’t believe she did pick up on it.

Ruby: all set!

Makes box but Salem doesn’t even notice as the box is formed around her.

Nora : AND THIS IS WHY DRAGON BALL IS THE BEST! IT JUST SAVED THE WORLD!

[honey-minded-hivemind]

The platonic yanderes I've mentioned before all have nicknames and relationships with their bby (a.k.a. you, the reader!). How they met their bby is considered a special, life-changing moment in their eyes, and they are protective in their own... special... ways. But that story will come at a later date. For now, I think I should delve into some smaller stuff , so let's explore the type of humor and nicknames between these platonic yans and their bby:

• 🧡Wolverine/Logan Howlett🦡: nicknames for his bby: pup, bub, darlin', shortstack (regardless of if you are shorter than him or taller than him)

Nicknames his bby gives him: Lo, Old Guy, Wulv, Mr. Cigarette Duet (the bby might have either been testing the waters with that one, or under anesthesia. People say weird things under that stuff)

Their humor: dry humor and small quips

• 🦁Sabretooth/Victor Creed🦷: nicknames for his bby: cub, fresh meat, whelp, kitten

Nicknames his bby gives him: Vic, Large Lion Man, Shere Khan, Mr. Backstabber (both literally and metaphorically, bby has seen him do both, it was messy)

Their humor: cat puns

• 🦡Wolverine 2.0/Laura Kinney💛: nicknames for her bby: fox, pearl, sibling-in-arms, honeybee

Nicknames her bby gives her: Laurel, Kin-ship, Baby Claws, Little Badger

Their humor: stand up comedy (where you pretty much do a spoken caricature of your life, poking fun at it, or something that happens to you)

• 🐺Daken/Akihiro���: nicknames for his bby: beautiful, doll, handsome, my favorite (insert sexuality/gender)

Nicknames his bby gives him: Wolf Guy, Seducter, Nature's Child, Lone Wolf (the bby calls him Seducter because they found out about his pheromone ability. And yeah, the bby poked fun at the fact it failed on the bby, because they aren't attracted to him in the least like that)

Their humor: quips and movie references

• 🔥Marvel Girl/The Phoenix/Jean Grey🦚: nicknames for her bby: sunshine, dear, sweetie, firecracker

Nicknames her bby gives her: Miss Marvelous, Venus, mind games, Jeanie

Their humor: inside jokes

• 😎Cyclops/Scott Summers🚨: nicknames for his bby: kiddo, shortstuff, kid, gremlin

Nicknames his bby gives him: Scout, Shades, Laser-Light, Ruby in the Rough (bby wanted him to feel good about his power, so they say those nicknames in a nice fashion)

Their humor: puns all the way

• 🥈Cable/Nathan Summers🤖: nicknames for his bby: tiny, powerhouse, tyke-bomb, brat (he means these nicely, even if he is gruff and stern)

Nicknames his bby gives him: Back To The Future, Terminator, Metal Man, Mr. Robocop (bby couldn't help themself, they saw so many nickname opportunities)

Their humor: banter and witty remarks

• 🎭Mystique/Raven Darkholme💙: nicknames for her bby: child, precious, dear, little heathen

Nicknames her bby gives her: Karma Chameleon, Blue, enchantress, The Blue Fairy

Their humor: witty and dry remarks

• 🎱Rogue/Anne-Marie🥀: nicknames for her bby: suga', hun, love, sweetheart

Nicknames her bby gives her: Miss-Anne-thrope, Marie, Killer Queen, lovedove

Their humor: Southern stand up comedy and phrases ("sweet Southern heat is not just a flavor", "sweeter than apple pie", and jokes of all the various animals found in the South, especially in weird and concerning places)

• ♠️Gambit/Remy LeBeau♥️: nicknames for his baby: Ace of Spades, imp, bebe, ma moitie

Nicknames his bby gives him: King of Hearts, Sugar and Spice, trickster, Jack

Their humor: poking fun at languages and their relationships (the English and French language are hard to master. Good job if you understand half of it, or even a little of it)

• 🌌Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner😇: nicknames for his bby: angel, treasure, friend, beauty

Nicknames his bby gives him: doll-baby (it is a Southern nickname, it means sweet, charming, and innocent, in my area), Angel of the Night, fluffball, Blue (Da Ba Dee)

Their humor: pranks. Pranks all around

These are all my opinion, and if you get the references, great job! If not, that is okay! These were my ideas of nicknames and humor for previously mentioned platonic yanderes (plus their bby's nicknames for them!). I hope you enjoyed these platonic yandere honeycomb thoughts!

[dad-dictatious-galadrigal]

When Dictatious arrive back to his sleeping quarters, he witness Ruby sleeping, with their egg in her arms. The egg is getting big quickly and had a mix of blue and green outside the shell. Last time it happened, they had triplets. He suspect they will have more than one whelp again.

He limp over to Ruby and lay between her and the egg. He put his bottom hands on the egg. He sadly smiles and went into a deep sleep.

[ekaarts]

RWBY fanfic recomendation

What would happen if the Curious Cat did end up possessing Ruby in the end? Of course, she wakes up in her 15-year-old body.

Ruby Rose and the Curious Cat are now one and the same. She wakes up in Patch just the day before her fight with Torchwick happens.

But Ruby is not fine, stable would be a heavy overstatement as well. She's in pain; she just lost everything; they failed; Atlas is gone; Penny is dead; had no time to process her grief; and now she's one with a creature older than Remnant itself. So her first thought after waking up is to end her new, miserable existence. (Obviously further TW for that and other simular stuff.)

However, she can't pull the trigger. So, inspired by her uncle, she decides to avoid her problems in a way that was affective for many others.

Alcohol.

Her journey leads to Junior's bar, where she ends up meeting Roman Torchwick, who offers her a job. Led by the curiousity of the Cat, she decides to accept it.

And so Ruby starts her new life, free from the burdains of a leader, trying to find a new meaning to her new, caotic existence.

But she's no monster, she also doesn't want Salem to win. How will she manage this?

No fucking clue, we're not there yet; the story just covered the events of volume 1.

I really liked it and can't wait for the next update. Ruby tends to fall a bit out of character, but considering her mental state, it's not that noticeable or bothersome.

I personally found the way the writer portrayed Ruby's suicide attempt somewhat teraputic. Probably in the way only formally suicidal people who cope using humor can, so keep that in mind.

Also, Yang walks in on Ruby trying to paint her room red in chapter 1, so after that, I really want those two to interact. (It's a one pov fic)

Also, it turns out I absolutely LOVE the trope of Ruby somehow joining Torchwick. If you have recommendations for that, I'd love to read them! (I read Found The Good In Souls Gone Bad and am planning a recommendation post for that too in the near future.)

Lines living rent free in my head, for better or worse:

“Ruby, put the gun down.”

“Hmmm, nope!”

“The fuck haven’t you cut her off? Do you know how bad it would look for a kid to drink herself to death here, we’d have cops swarming the place faster than a flock of Nevermores!”

“...A murder.”

“That’s right Junior, you let something like that happen in my city and the Xiongs are going to have to arrange a funeral.”

“Uh, no, it’s just… you said a flock, a group of Nevermore are called a murder.”

“Junior, I fucking hate you.”

She didn’t feel like she needed to vomit but Qrow had said that exact thing before covering her shoes in barf more than once.

“Neo! If you don’t tell me where you hid my coffee I swear to whatever God that will listen that I’ll cut you off from ice cream!”

When Ruby’s fingers wrapped around the crystal she felt… something. Fear wasn’t the right word, it was more like terror. The image of a rolling dark mass of energy flew through Ruby’s mind, there wasn’t any pain, just existence one second and none the next.

Huh, neat, that was interesting. Whelp, into the case it went. Ruby had gone through far too many mind breaking realizations lately to be shocked by the fact that Dust was actually wizard bones.

“So Red, Neo wants to know why you decided to make sweet love to your rib cage with the business end of my steak knife… Got an explanation?”

“I dunno, just wanted to see if I could bleed.”

“So… How’d you join up with Roman?"

“He found me trying to drink myself to death at Junior’s, the rest’s history.”

“Aww, come on! How’m I gonna be a good terrorist if I don’t know what we’re blowing shit up for?"

Come back Ruby. I swear, I’m not racist.

Bonus from the notes and the comments:

I'm here, I'm queer.

Welcome back everyone to the latest installment of my bullshit.

Hi there, its your resident sick bitch back with another serving of my customary bullshit.

Yang: Ruby please don't

Ruby: shut up I'm thinking

[nzoth-the-corruptor]

During his boss fight, Fyrakk taunts Alexstraza by saying she failed to protect her children. Uh, is he referencing something that happened during dragonflight, or something that happened 10k+ years ago before his imprisonment in the war of the scaleborn?

I assume he just learned that a ton of her children were killed during his imprisonment, since the Incarnates seem to have a vague idea of what had happened (Iridikron knowing the Aspects were depowered in the Reach cinematic, for instance, and knowing enough about the Adventurers™ to be cautious of them.)

Alexstrasza's children in the War of the Scaleborn are only briefly mentioned when Vyranoth comes to meet them shortly after they hatched, with none being given names in the narrative or ever being mentioned again. They don't even come out to join her playing with the other whelps at any point.

War of the Scaleborn does try to retcon in that Alexstrasza had a clutch during the war with Galakrond, despite how little sense that makes with her being a mateless, still-living-with-her-parents-and-clutchmates young adult at the time & also the entire war occurring over the course of a single season.

All we know about that clutch is that she was co-parenting them with Vyranoth, Vyranoth's unnamed mate who was confirmed killed by Galakrond, and presumably Tyranastrasz (who is implied to have been Alexstrasza's partner as a primal dragon (despite him being a Knaak character that Knaak very purposefully did not write into Dawn.))

So it's possible they got got? But nothing was ever actually stated.

As far as I can tell, no characters killed or maimed in Dragonflight are Alexstrasza's offspring, through as the keeper of the Ruby Life Pools she may be the symbolic mother of the parentless whelps there.

But most likely Fyrakk just learned about how many of her kids got absolutely massacred in the last few decades.

[ask-madam-ruby]

My version of Kodanth

Behold! My image of Kodanth!

Since his a rust troll, I was inspired by these rocks.

I decided to add orange strips all over his body based of the rusty rocks. I gave him a tail and spikes on his back, similar to Draals but thinner and rusty looking. I changed his ears last minute from floppy troll ears to pointy. I think it’s more appropriate to give him pointy ears.

My backstory for him is his the second made Changeling, behind Janus. When Stricklander and Ruby came into the picture, he was like their father figure. His strict with them but deep inside he cares. He was the one who form the Janus Order. He was in charge of the Janus Order up to his death in the Darklands by Gunmar.

In the Darklands, Kodanth and Dictatious have a rivalry. Kodanth doesn’t know Dictatious and Ruby are mates and have whelps.

So yeah that’s my Kodanth. If you have any headcanons and such let me know!