#why are we runnibg

[jeannevani]

i don’t understand charity runs girl just donate the money

[ilajue]

Aghhh debating giving up and joining lemon if i do i want to be an official pary of your campaign also can you draw me cause i cant draw that well so if i give up thats what i want

Sorry but we are not currently accepting any more official campaign members but you are welcom to join the political party and lend your support 👍

[tumblunni]

Why is gyan amakano so cute. It should be illegal. I hate how he has such a huggable design and then his character is totally wasted on being half super evil jerkman half Every Fat Stereotype Simultaneously. Like seriously how did this even HAPPEN

Artist: ok so ive drawn this round softman in a cute lil fancy tuxedo who always carries lollipops in his back pocket

Writers: ah yes, the perfect Irredeemable Murder Cannibal Man

Or like..

Writers: we need an Irredeemable Murder Cannibal Man

Artist: dont worry bro i got ya *draws a big circle with a happy face*

Or of course theres the alternative universe where nobody involved in this project ever noticed that this character design looks fuckin precious, but i dont want to live in that world

And then he's only in!! Two episodes!! And theyre so weird and not great!! Its like they kept changing their mind whether he was meant to be funny or scary. Goes from "ha ha a fat man enjoys cookies" to "he literally wants to make cannibal cookies out of humans" to "but ha ha look he's cosplaying as the genie from aladdin, lets go back to laughs now".

And also they made him be a huge jerk to Are Bacchino and that pisses me off!! Its already a bit shitty that they made a character whose entire "joke" is that he has ocd/germaphobia and its meant to be funny? Somehow? That he has this mental illness? And is frequently exposed to stuff that terrifies him?? Funny how???? But then theres a really rather disturbing montage of Gyan punishing his sidekick by straight up triggering his phobia and YIKES MAN sorry thats even more evil than the cannibalism! Also why was it drawn all overly detailed and Saw-esque?? Why did we need so much art effort put into showing dirty feet and a guy being forced to stick his hand in a shit filled toilet. Was this someone's goddamn fetish or something???

So yeah. Upset.

U P S E T T I. R E G R E T T I.

I'm so mad they wasted a cool character deisgn and cool concept on such a shitty execution. Like even the plot could have been cool? They could have got a lot more episodes out of the idea of these two runnibg thru fairytale books and cosplaying as different classic villains. And if theyd just made a damn decision and gone with either funny cute or scary bad then it could have worked! Personally i am voting for funnycute obv course. But also thatd work best with this plot, it would have been better if it was just a low stakes goofy adventure with something like "oh this dude wants to find the legendary magic wish thingie to wish for a lifetime supply of chocolate and our heroes wanna wish for something actually important so thats why they fight". Could have even added some drama cos like he doesnt know the thing is actually dangerous and then what if he ends up possessed by it and you still get a fight with him thats pretty high stakes without having this weird inconsistant personality thing. Could be quite a dramatic twist to suddenly have comedy villain man as a genuine threat! Ans could be a way to resolve it all with friendship cos you could have Are Bacchino teaming up with the heroes to save his boss and then Gyan is like "whoa i guess you guys were 100% right all along" when he gets saved from his own bigass mistake and all. And then THE GAMES COULD ACTUALLY MAKE HIM PLAYABLE PERHAPS, JUST SAYIN

Also PLEASE rewrite like every single thing about the relationship between the two of them. Please take whoever said "yeah gyan should outright torture his one and only friend with a messed up Saw movie ocd-triggering machine" and throw them out the window. Consider this: what if..they were actually...friend. Like i feel they'd have enough comedy potential already just from being a "rival mafia" thats literally two people who are ludocrously incompetant at everything they do and only ever succeed at (literally) stealing candy from babies. Play up that side of things more! No need to throw random super evil shit at the funnymen to make them seem more intimidating, theyre at their best when theyre not intimidating at all. And you could still have the same gag of the fairytale world forms always being Gyan as some sort of classic villain and Are as a talking carpet or whatever, like just say thats how the magic works instead of Gyan doing it on purpose to be a jerk. And you could even still have Are being the funny underdog just from sheer bad luck instead of being purpisely mistreated by every single character in the entire cast. Or have it that Gyan is just a bit of a bumbling idiot boss who doesnt notice his mistakes and Are is like the hypercompetant sidekick who always ends up taking the consequences of those mistakes because he's like an overportective bodyguard. Which could also be a way to establish some cute friendship moments! Like i dunno someone's about to throw a pie at Gyan and Are does an overdramatic diving save and a whole fake death scene from the sheer horror of getting banana cream frosting on his suit. "Boss...go on without me..." *cough choke* And Gyan is like *equally overdramatic tears* "He made the ultimate sacrifice! I will avenge him!!" *charges forward to fight the heroes and just gets easily beat up like usual* And then its like *even more continually dramatic narration* "and the boss was beaten and bruised, but he carried me for miles through wind and storm" *over footage of like ridiculously impossible heroic adventures thay clearly didnt happen* And then it just cuts to the two of them sitting at like...ye olde fantasy laundromat. Are sobbing like "oh boss i'll never forget this" and Gyan is just like *thought bubble* "i wish i got to eat that pie tho"

I dunno maybe im naive but i just think shows are generally more fun when characters actually like each other and have motivations beyond self interest. Obvipusly not EVERY character has to be like that, but nobody is ever kind at all in the damn anime whether theyre villain or hero. And also specifically these sorts of minor role villains can benefit a lot from being fleshed out this way to become way more memorable! Like gin and kin became way better in Psychic Specters when they got the added trait of loving and cherishing their little brother. (To the point of it being a literal battle power that made their horribly hard boss fight even worse, lol!)

Also just...plz dont make a man so cute if hes meant to be big badness. Like seriously Are looks scarier than him and Are is like the least scary man to ever have those scary ass eyes! Smol depressed man with ocd and tol round lollipops friendo. I WANT TO LOVE THEM

Im gonna just cross my arms and sit here stubbornly hoping for The Anime/Game Effect to kick in. Like 99% of all characters in the anime are jerks and even when anime originals end up cameoing in the games they tend to become generally nicer and more well developed as people. So fingers crossed for a yw4 appearance thats full cute and 0% cannibalism!!!

Seriously fuckin.. CANNIBALISM

Why does the anime do that so much as a "funny" "joke"? The episode where Jerry murders a sentient dessert yokai in graphic gory detail still haunts me. "Ha ha its funny because technically theres no blood so we can show her gasping for breath with a hole in her lungs as a man eats her corpse" Did they put the entire budget into that one death animation??? Oh no cos they saved at least a little of it for the Herbiboy Gets Murdered By A Lawnmower episode T_T

Anime why u be this way.

[imaginexwwe]

Numb (SETH ROLLINS)

Anon request for Seth Rollins (It’s gonna be switching back and forth between actual dialog and reader recalling how she felt or is feeling until the last part where it’s present time. Sorry if it’s confusing)

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Reader is heartbroken after Seth cheats: ANGST

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Warnings: SLIGHT CURSING

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I sat on the floor with my back against my door, staring at the wall as the tears continued rolling down my face.

My heart was broken yet I was numb.

How could I have not seen this coming?

Could you see it coming or does it just hit you when you’re at your happiest?

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“Babe?” I said running up the stairs so excited to be able to be held in my boyfriend’s strong arms.

A smile came to my face when I saw him rushing out of the bathroom, with a towel wrapped around him.

“Hey, babe…” He said sounding strange. “You’re home early.”

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Maybe it was then that I should have suspected something and maybe I did, but what I was hit with was far worse.

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“Yeah. My meeting went by so quick and I came right over to see you.” I said as my smile slowly disappeared.

His actions was what made me decide to question him before he responded.

“Why do you keep glancing at the bathroom door?”

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I don’t even know how long I had to stand there but almost right after that question left my mouth, that the bathroom door opened.

She popped out.

And my heart broke.

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Tears immediately fell as I looked up at Seth throwing yet another question at him. “You’re… You’re ch-cheating on me?”

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Ugh that word.

Cheating.

I couldn’t even get the word out without chocking up.

And Seth just stood there with a dumb ass look on his face.

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“Y/N…” Seth said making his way closer to me only for me to step back. “I’m so–”

I shook my head. “Fuck that Seth!” I screamed. “I don’t need that lame ass line.”

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You’d think that there’ll be more to the last conversation that I’d ever share with Seth but there wasn’t.

It ended with me cutting off that pathetic apology he tried to throw at me.

Next thing I know I was runnibg back down the stairs just as fast as I did when running up.

Only difference was now I was running to get away from Seth, as opposed to running to him.

Just as I made it to my car, getting in, Seth caught up to me.

He seemed so persistent in getting my car door unlocked, his fist making contact with my the window.

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“Y/N open the door.” I could hear him yelling. “Please. I love you.”

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That’s funny I thought still sitting on the floor.

He loves me.

Yet he cheats.

I mean, I’ve heard love makes you do stupid things but I’m sure whoever came up with that saying, didn’t have cheating in mind.

But life’s funny like this.

One minute you’re happy feeling like you’re on top of the world and nothing can bring you down, until something does.

And it happens all in one day.

In a matter of hours.

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“Y/N!” I heard his voice again. “Y/N. I know you’re in there.”

I shook my head pulling my knees up to my chest.

Did he really have to follow me home?

“Please, just say something.”

I sighed taking in a deep breath.

“Go away Seth.”

There I said something, I thought mentally directing my sass at him.

“Baby. Let me in. We can talk this through.” Seth pleaded.

Why can’t he just do like I said and go away?

That’s all I want.

“We don’t have anything to talk about Seth.”

“She means nothing to me.” I heard him yell from outside.

I nodded.

Typical guy shit.

They cheat, probaly using the girl then comes pleading to the one they cheated on saying she meant nothing to them.

I slowly made my way up from the floor, finally getting some feeling back.

Today was hard and I know the days to come will be just as hard.

I was in love.

I thought that was the man of my dreams, the one I was gonna marry, have kids with, grow old with.

But today that same man showed me another side of him.

One I can’t live with.

A fresh batch of tears formed eventually falling as I turned and rested my head against the door, preparing myself for the words that were about to come out.

“And you no longer mean anything to me, Seth…”

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Hope this was the angst you wanted anon!

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Tag List: @littleprincess1621 @panic-angel3314 @princesstoniii @eshia16

[keplerswhiskeyfeelinghand-blog]

Fic I’ve writing

Hi, my name is Communications Officer Dog Eiffel, that may seem like a mouth full so u can just call me Dog. I am sitting in da communications room of da U.S.S Hepatitis Station. Welcome to day 69 (AN: LOL!~) of da our orbit around Shiba Inu 359. Todays weather report is hot and steamy; were being boarded buying a sexy, funny, profusley sweaty egg of a man if you know what i mean ;), in a cosmic sense? Right now, commander minkovsky is ultimately shook af to the max because the egg of a man is crying profusly while runnibg through the station buck ass naked; showing the full monty; the whole burrito that was left in thE FREAKING MICROWAVE. (AN: that was ONE TIME btw).

Da hole crew is wierd up here; we have zombie former leader, leader obssesed with plant, and crazy doctor roboto.

    Some times its weird here, i don’t see crazy doctor roboto for days and then he runs out of the room with a glass of screwdrivers and i don’t even like organe juice. It was about that time that i realized I was myself, but naked.

“Official Eifel, why are u naked?”

“Uhh,” Said i.

“Officer Eiffel, I ask you again! Why are you naked?”

I turn around and see the one anf only Is A Baller wearing an sick ass suit of armor with like poinson spikes.

“Office Eifel, why are you naked?”

“What, like in a cosmic sense?”

“No, I mean why are you --”

Suddenly there was a nose, like the sound of a very loud someone knocking on the door.

    “What that?”

    “I Don’t know!!111!”

Than the door was kickeded and it fell to the ground, which is wired because gravy.

    “WHAT…… THE FUK ARE…… YOU DONGINGING… IN……… HERE???”{{ screamed kermit loudly

    “Kerpler!11! Cortana, shut down the station!” i yelled, nakedly.

    “I’m so-orry, i didn’t qhuite her-a that--” Cortana said glitchily

    “Eifel… do u thnk dat would work?”

    “I have no clue what’s going on” Hilbert Said

    “Eifel… do you honestly thing that i didn’t unplug the microphone before entering this room?

    “You didn’t really enter the room -- you broke down the door” Hilbert.

    SMACK. Hilbert fall dow, scarf red blood running down his face.

    “Did I as,,,,,k 4 ur,,,,,, opinion,,,,, nerd?” - Kerpler, “Offer Eifel,,,,, Im needing u in my officer.”

    “Time is an illusion you fuck” said Hilbert, “This is the wrong universe.”

    “I SAID,,,,, SUT,,,,, UP NERD!” Kepkep yelled

    More blood pooring onto Hiblerts shirt and face.

    “Ocelot Eifer, cum to my ofifce now!”

    “But kerpler, i dutn think thats a good idea. I gut lick no cloths on.”

    “How and is that a problem?”

    “Safe Search is enabled; to continue this conversation please disable safe search”

    “SHUT UP CORTANA!11”  - everyone simultaneously shit themselves as noise came back.

    “Wut is that?!” Dog scream

    “That… is the… sound of your…,, pleasure”

[daddyssluttyprincesa]

Acceptance

There are many things in life we do not and cannot control, however there are also many things we can. Attitude and acceptance are monumental ones that are based from the haven of our own being. We can be hollow or we can be filled. We can fear or live, hate or love, try or quit. There is so much within our control. We hold the power and yet we also give it away. Some of us never learn to stand up for ourselves or fight for what we want. Some do after being trauamatized. And some peopme are just born to do it.

I want to live. But what is living? I want my life to have meaning and purpose but I know I will be forgotten no matter what i do. And sometimes isolation has saved my kife, to be perfectly honest. But it also has wrecked havoc in my mind and the relationships that are not toxic.

My boyfriend had a lengthy discussion with me today and it was after a previous realization that I am not enough for myself. And i am upset that I am so sensitive that it literally pains his heart because on many occasions now I have taken offense or prevented him from sharing something with me because of negative feelings. It isnt fair to him, nor do I want to live that way. I dont want to analyze happiness and experience and joy and love, I just want to have it. I dont want to have to make a concious decision at every moment if i am in a safe zone with anyone incl my own feelibgs, or if i need to build walls or change sonething. or rest.

I worry that even with a psycg degree he cannot fully understand the trauama ive been thru or what its like to operate on full throtle and survival mode all of the time. I have been away from my ex for 9 months and yet i havent stopped fearing the world. I fewl i have an even bigger right to fear because now im depending on other people, daycare workers to the boss at work and so forth.

But its not easy. I feel inadequete especially if someone makes the inference that i am a burden or taking up too much time, or just plan disses me. I am slowly learning how to approach other human beings... but all it does it highten my scences even more. there is so much to work on at one time. I am changing my priorities however i still get intimidated by the load. or at least sad. Am i sad that my life turned out this way or what am i sad about? ive been sad for so long that i just dont know anymore.

But my boyfriend is sad. And so i cant be. or shouldnt be. But sometimes when im asked not to be sad or anxious, i get really confused because unless someone walks with me and holds my hand, thats not something very confusing to me because my brain is very active.

All of this is why it is difficult to give my boyfriend the play that he craves. Are there baby steps to lead up to it or have we already been doing those and its time to move forward? He doesnt want to push too hard but i so worry if i cant fi d a way to relax that it will be a deal breaker. And then that stresses me out too. But to be fair, our carefree and fun sides are not really something we have shared or had time to share with each other. And im undecided if its possible or if itd truly send my brain on overload. But i also feel that in order for play to feel geniuine, we need to have more playful nonsexual aspects in our relationship. But then i feel thats too much to ask because hes basically already giving me the world.

The more we talk and i hear him say whore and words like that, the more i can associate the pride in his voice for me with them. I need that. And sometimes the overemphasis on guidance r personal life and then tryi g to switch to sexiness or sexual play is just not possible for me and makes me not relaxed enough to proceed, let alone proceed with enthusiasm. Its not always a matter of trust, but processing speed and not exactly overload but something in the relam of it.

I am a slut. tho not proudly bc i struggle with sexuality being okay but i am much more comfortable with it than be4. and admit it, I am a slut. i am neutral to the concept by now. But i am proudly his slut and whore. I lovee meeti g his sexual needs. It excites me far after he has left including using those mental images to masterbate to myself. In order for words to be okay, everytime he says something i need him to say his. I am his whore. I am his equal. I am his submissive. and so on. Then it is fine, but the minute its left out of something like fuck hole or sex toy, the mental co sequence is great. I struggle to not feel like those are things that are used, get ur needs met, and its done. I only want long term positive sustaining words of value and pride associated with me bc my self esteem is very very low. But its growing. I am growing.

Each time i find something i can do for him he asks so.ethi g harder and the time span to complete it usually feels shorter. But, this is very important to him and we have discussed it off and on for the last month and he said he would accept that i wasnt okay with it. I could do it. First written than verbally, and only inclusive with the word my or his. Todays conversation showed me that as well as a lot of thibgs lately. I take baby steps and yet i still feel like im runnibg ad its both sad and frustrating. sometimes i am running tho. I am more co fident at a full run and panic more at baby steps to be honest. So what can i do differently? I know I can give him this. I know I am give him almost everything he wants, or most of it. And I want this. I want to be his. I want him to own me and be proud that im his. it isnt about me feeling ok with myself but that we are both proud that i am his and i willingly give him me. And its also a beautiful form of play when the intent is not seen to tear a person down. although there r siutations where that is part of the intention or at least sexual pleasure of it. i have spent decades bei g humiliated and so for me i cant sexually do it, but i can be owned and that wasnt easy but i did it.

Today when he told me i was his equal, was huge. he said he wouldnt add it until im ready. Ive had a lot of thought and it all makes sense. and i am so happy and proud. And i dont see him as less or inadequet3 or anything and therefore need not see myself that way. Because he isnt bigger, hes just my dom. He isnt really more important, just more experienced. but still so much i could think about. but i am way past time as it is. But, i love it when he claims me. and being his equal was a huge deal to me. And i want to show him im proud to be his. He already usnt a secret anymore. And i need to keep persuing ways to show him im his. maybe he in part too has fears bc he tells me i hold the power. one of those thibgs i can choose to leave at any point. Sometimes he clings more than others and other times he keeps pointing at my wings and my feet. He needs me to choose and want him. and to not just see him as my boyfriend but to willingly give all of me to him bc he loves all of me so why should i give him any less?