#woooooo go rocks

[zhukzucraft]

=> Pearl & Co: Gear up

You decide to scrape all the valuable rocks and minerals off this cave first. Added to your spoils from before it should be enough to properly equip you for the Nether.

Grian: Any word from Skizz yet?

Gem: He's saying he'll run right on back.

Gem: oh wait

Gem: Now he's saying Mumbo is against it.

Grian: Unbelievable. It's been less than ten minutes and the man's already whipped.

Scar: That means they won't need their death chest stashes, right?

Pearl: Scar, really? You would stoop down to grave robbing, sir?

Scar: No, no, of course not!

Scar: Just grave-borrowing.

Gem: I'd say we're ready as can be!

Pearl: I mean- we could maybe get some diamonds and-

Scar: Woooooo, let's go!!

Pearl: ...

Pearl: Wait!!

Pearl: if

Pearl: if this happens to go wrong and my soulmate is... not happy about it

Pearl: Would it be ok if we stayed together?

Pearl: You know, as a team?

Gem: Of course, Pearl! Why wouldn't we!

Gem: We started this together and we're sticking together no matter what!

Grian: You know, maybe you could stay up here?

Grian: We could use someone to dig us diamonds to enchant.

Gem: Exactly! And even if you don't find any, we'll let you get in on the enchanting. Right, Grian?

Grian: Weeeell

Gem: Right, Grian?

Grian: Alright, alright.

Gem: And Scar?

...

Gem: ...Scar?

GoodTimesWithScar has earned the achievement [We Need To Go Deeper]

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Start Over -- Go Back

i hope i've managed to make it clearer this time that the "armor visible" condition is applicable only when it's on the screen. i just don't want to cover 80% of the design with armor most of the time. Please assume that everyone is wearing whatever armor they've been seen in last

same goes for weapons and shields - it leaves both hands busy if i draw them all the time, so let's just pretend they stash both in their inventory when not directly in combat.

on an unrelated note - i'm going to be busy with work and family matters the next two weeks, so the frequency of updates might fall significantly. i hope for your patience U-U

also-also: the archive up to the current POV is now on AO3 - LINK!

[vervielle]

hii to celebrate pride month i drew a little art of my favorite gay rocks

Also all except the first are doodles I haven't shared yet

sorry i couldnt do more i am kind of going through a personal rut but heeyyyy at least i finished school its summer time gangy #survived another month hahahaha.. hha... WOOOOOO I'M GONNA BE MORE ACTIVE NOW HOPEFULLY WOO WOO

[the-s1lly-corner]

Gangle x Medusa!reader who does origami

Idk if my inbox will be reopened when this comes up but in case it isn't: I'll see if I can make a temp form for reqs so you guys can at least still send stuff in anonymously :]!!

Notes: reader is fem, the snakes whisper to you :(, short post, reader is also a badass but the title was getting a little long woooooo

CWs: none

she... doesnt know what to do with your snakes. to her it just sounds like theyre hissing but to you they kind of... whisper constantly to you. holding your breath seems to make them be quiet for a while and thankfully you teeeeeeeechnically dont need air to live in the circus... even though your body still reacts as if its in the real world minus the dying...

and thats something she notices- at first she just thinks you go quiet sometimes... she does too, sometimes...

spending time with her sometimes helps. it doesnt make the snakes stop whispering but it gives you something else to focus on asides from them

gangle never really got into oragami but she does love it- she thinks its pretty, she just never had the skill for it... you could... try to teach her- maybe having ribbon hands will make things easier for her this time around.. more delicate touches, no fingers makes it easier to get into those creases without messing something up...

nope.. no shes still not very good at it but shes more than happy to sit next to you and draw while you fold something

despite that youre a badass- always ready to step up in conflict to put an end to things. sure you look like a gorgon but you dont actually have the ability to turn people into stone... your body just looks like that in the digital world... but hey with the way you punch people you could say you make them drop like a bag of rocks

...close enough...

she tends to stick with you during more intense adventures because she knows you can win a fight without much of a sweat, and youre always so collected in the face of stress- she doesnt know if she wants to date you or be you, if shes being honest...

[pumpkinsy0]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! IM TWOBIT AND TIM SHEPARD AGE!! not to get mushy bc EW but your account had held me together this past year so THANK YOU THANK YOU

it would so so nice of you to do literally ANYTHING papercut perchance? i’ll send you non chocolate on chocolate cake should you like :D HAVE A GOOD DAY

WOOOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY APRIL BABIES WE UP🗣️🗣️ IM SORRY IM REPLYING TO THIS LATE BUT I RLLY DO HOPE UR HAVING A GREAT BDAY AND IM GLAD I COULD SUPPORT U BUT I WOULDNT B HERE WITHOUT U🫵🏽THANK U FOR UR SUPPORT EVERYDA Y AND ALWAYS!!!! I DEDICATE THIS TO U

take a small fic!!! now this is short as shit, maybe not thee most polished but whooo caressss omfgggg 😒😒😒 i tried what i could💔💔

fun fact: i wrote this while listening to frontin by pharrell i feel like saying that w the vibes of this fic it’s a lil obvious

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“Well, why the hell is a table gendered?”

“I dont know, ask the dead bastard who made the stupid language, not me.”

For what seemed like the hundredth time that afternoon, their backsides practically imprinted onto the wooden chairs, Pony erased his mistake.

“For a French tutor, you suck at teaching— know that, yeah?”

Curly looked over at Pony, raising an eyebrow, moving his toothpick with his tongue, giving him a once-over, and grinning. Curly stretched his arms out, and usually it takes everything in Pony to not stare at his short riding up, showing off his midriff, just to not give Curly the satisfaction— but the way this French homework was getting on his nerve?

There wasn’t much of a fight for today.

“Listen here,” Curly said, gettin real close to his face for this one, the toothpick now out of Curly’s mouth to be twirled onto Pony’s thigh, the small sharp stinging pain not enough to rip himself away from Curly’s gaze. His breath on Pony’s lips as familiar as the spring breeze outside, “It’s either you get me and have a good time.”

He edged closer, and if he did any more, they would become one, but for now— Pony feels Curly’s lips simply grazing his, almost like Curly’s mouthing a secret to Pony that he had to feel to reveal.

As quickly as he pulled in, he pushed himself right back out with a shit-eating grin, knowing what he’s done and admiring his work. “Or, you get ole Superman in here, on your ass about every little thing ya do. It seems like the choice is obvious here, huh?” ending it off with a few small pats on Pony’s left cheek mockingly.

With what little dignity pony could manage to muster up with his pale face now beet red, “Ain’t the other language you speak practically based upon French?” said Pony, hoping to change the subject.

Curly rocked his chair back-and-forth and put his feet up on the desk. Had this been any other day, Pony would push em off, but today? With how Curly’s skin practically glowed in the afternoon sunlight coming through the window, his icy eyes melted into an ocean blue. Still scary, but filled with the wonders for exploration? Pony would let it go.

“Look, knowing Kreyòl doesnt automatically mean I know French, dipshit.” He reached out to flick Pony’s forehead and almost dropped the toothpick he put back in his mouth. “At best, it just means I can recognize words from it, I just happened to also speak French.”

Pony rolled his eyes, “Yeah, barely. Hope you realize that if I fail French class again, this semester, I’m pretty much grounded for 3 weeks,” Pony teased, and try as he might, he said it with much attempted disinterest.

“Hey now, hey now,” Curly put his hands up, “my French may be rusty, but it’s the best you’re gonna get from this side of the tracks with no strings attached.”

A second or two passed before someone spoke up again— they were used to silence and they appreciated it here and there, like fine wine. Between them, though, long peaceful quiet was unattainable, and that was perfectly fine with them too.

“Besides, I’d come visit you secretly, you know that.”

“Yea?”

“Mmhm, for you?” Getting more comfortable, Curly put his arms behind his head, as if what he was about to say it was as factual as the sky being blue. “I’d even get Tim’s shitty old radio and blast The Beatles to protest outside your window.”

“Really now,” said Pony, elongating the first half, raising his eyebrows, and tilting his head away from Curly, maybe to get a better look of all that Curly was and will be.

“Like them hippies?”

“As annoying as them, yup,” Curly proudly announced while popping the p. “Don’t think you could shake me off that quickly, puddin,” Curly winked.

Pony shook his head, his eyes going back to the sloppy paper while grinning, spirit now undeterred and ready for more.

“Trust me, knowing you, I wouldn’t dare.”



[serpentinesheldonserpentine]

Roll on Mighty River. Or, the sound of rock and roll coming to life.

Little Richard Penniman, The Georgia Peach.

Richard started his career as a Tent Show Queen named Princess LaVonne, and he ended up inventing rock and roll.

Only in America could a Black, gay musician sing a song about the joys of gay sex…

Tutti Frutti, good booty,

If it don't fit, don't force it,

You can grease it, make it easy .

…and by changing a few words have a massive hit:

Tutti frutti, oh rootie

Tutti frutti, oh rootie

Tutti frutti, oh rootie

Tutti frutti, oh rootie

Macca got his woooooo! after his band Dr. Octopus and the Silver Hammers opened for Richard.

The Stones amphetamine driven Rip This Joint is a guitar band tribute to the Peach.

Even the mighty Zeppelin loved Richard’s music.

And Bowie’s Modern Love is an updated True, Fine mama for the club crowd.

After he “saw Sputnik”( The Russian Satellite) in the sky during an Australian tour, Richard threw his rings into the water and disavowed rock and roll. Fortunately he eventually returned.

[mexicanpadfoot]

🐓Marauders in Stardew Valley 🐓

I went off the deep end again, friends! This is my take on who the marauders would be! Obviously some ages don’t align and such, it’s just for funsies.

Alex-Sirius: sporty, crushed dreams, asshole to women but surprising character development when it turns out they’re fruity. Doesn’t live with their parents. Wanted to go pro but was sent to Azkaban Stardew Valley.

Sam-James: aloof kid with no worries, loves his sport accoutrement (skateboard), relative,y easy life.

Harvey-Remus: canon Harvey: I basically live in the hospital, wash your hands! Don’t go die in the mines! I had to fix you up after you ran head first into danger! Fanon Harvey: GRRRRR IM HOT, A-WOOOOOO

Elliot-Gilderoy: I’m such a grandiose writer, come on my boat that totally won’t sink, I think I’m really important but live in this shack? Also my cologne is totally not fish musk!

Sam-Regulus: sad emo boy who hates his parent and has issues-nonissues with a sibling. Why do they love them more than me? Stuck in his cave. Friends usually come to him. Probably doesn’t know how to swim either. Stole the bike from Sirius and picked up his smoking habit too.

Shane-Benjy: douchey, sometimes in the story but you kinda have to seek him out, I can fix him and make him into anything I want!

Pierre-Lucius: I have a wife I treat like shit and don’t deserve, money money money money

Kent: Remus after October 31st, need I say more?

Gus-Peter: I’m kinda doing my thing but also I’m incredibly charismatic and kind, I’ve got the good foods, sometimes overlooked but integral.

Maru-Lily: smart science gurl, boss bitch, single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops,

Abigail-Marlene: I want to go into the mines! I want to swing a sword! I’ll beat everyone at egg hunting! Dyed hair lesbian. Could also be Panda because she eats rocks?

Emily-Pandora: ritualistic drugs and imaginary non-native animals

Haley-Mary: hot girl who seems shallow but is more than meets the eye, strangely talented.

Leah-Hope: cottagecore living in the woods woooo

Pam-Druella: sad angry drunk old woman I guess

Jodie-Alice: she just gives me warm mom vibes and I’m sure she could kick my ass if she wanted.

Caroline:Effie: GIVE ME TEA AND HUG ME, LEAVE MONTY PIERRE AND MARRY ME

Marnie-Rosemerta: this woman would eat serving drinks, if she were ever at the bar when I needed her

Morris-Snape: stop spewing propaganda and take a hit please, I’m sure you have a tragic backstory and want to “help the town” somehow but Voldemort capitalism isn’t the answer.

Governor-Arcturus Black: drops in, passes judgement that makes you scrape by or fucks you up, then leaves.

Henchperson-Walburga: evil propaganda machine that’s all

Leo-Teddy: half feral kid with no parents

Mr Qi-Voldy: weird skin lurky dude that’s behind a lot of suspicious things, knows insider information about town, runs a gambling den

Krobus-Evan: dark, lovely, can and will fuck you up, likely ace

Dwarf-Barty: feral little goblin that sells you explosives

Lewis-Dumbledore: I hate this mf so much he is definitely embezzling funds and using other people to do his job. Has a statue of himself

Willy-Madeye: I look a little rough around the edges and as if I should’ve been out of commission a long time ago but I’m still kicking and I’ve got a ship that’ll take you far, kid

Demetrius-Orion: shitty father figure, doing his thing mostly and just being a bother to his family

Robin-Minerva: everyone loves her, highly competent, cutting but nice, lesbian I will not be taking questions

Vincent-Harry: happy wild haired kid

Jas-Luna: airheaded insightful cutie

Sandy-Dorcas: I’m hot, sexy, I can and will fuck you up, bring me roses

Wizard-Alphard: funny comphet past man who fucked off from his family and lives happily in the woods

Marlon-Lyall: hit monster hunter daddy

What do you think, who did I miss?

@toburnawitch this is entirely your fault btw

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

A liveblog of a rewatch of my favorite lesbian film (Fucking Åmål)

Agnes having a "secret diary" on her computer it's so 90s.

"I am subtle about my crush on Elin" Meanwhile her diary:

It's so fucking funny how the first scene with Elin is her just POURING MILK OVER HER SISTER BECAUSE SHE DARED TO TAKE THE LAST OBOY (that's a chocolate drink) She's so impulsive and just says and does stuff all the time.

Everyone has known someone like Elin. And she was often the really annoying girl irl, but she's also just so young and naive and you can see there's just something else behind all of that.

Agnes' mom wanting her to have a party and AGNES DOESN'T WANT TOOOO AAAAUGGGHHH AND SHE DOES THIS BECAUSE OF HER MOM

Johan is so fucking awkward. He really tries to hit on Elin and she just disses him. Literally she doesn't want a ride and he's like "but you can carry the helmet if you want" HELP

NOT THE GIRAFFE NECK GIRL

Her name is Camilla but I call her giraffe neck girl because

Agnes... girl... stop doodling Elin's name you're not subtle

Victoria is so deeply afraid Agnes is gonna hit on her. Like. Agnes: So the french word for "bus"? Victoria: PUSS?! (this is the swedish word for "kiss") Agnes: ?? Agnes: Bus. Victoria: OH

Elin's lines in the cafeteria always cracks me up so much

Tfw you're grounded because you "accidentally had no pants on"

Listen like. I understand Agnes' mom, she just wants her daughter to have some friends. But she really does not understand her.

Oh no not the ableism... yikes

Agnes :((

Agnes litting up when she finds out Jessica and Elin have come over awwwwwwww

Not her mom giving them wine????

AGNES' COMPUTER IS ON AGNES HONEY GET A PASSWORD good thing Elin didn't see her diary cause.

Elin hearing the rumour about Agnes being a lesbian and her immediate thought is "Cool. I'm gonna be that too".

The 90s homophobia is strong, but some of these lines are so funny for no reason?? like?? Elin: What do I get if I kiss her? Jessica: AIDS, probably

Agnes' reaction to getting kissed by Elin isn't "omg I got kissed by my crush" it's shock, it's "what the fuck happened", and then when Elin and Jessica laugh and run away she just sits there. Not knowing how to feel. It's realistic.

Noooo Elin feeling so bad about it immediately and wanting to go back to apologize :(

Elin: *vomits* Johan: Fuck, you're so hot Elin:

Honestly same because who tf says this after you just have thrown up

Also how is this not a meme:

Fuck the self harm scene... aaaaaaaa I always forget it exists

Elin throwing rocks at the window :3

Ok I decided to translate my favorite exchange cause it's sooo

Tag your ship

Omg their talk about what they wanna be when they grow up <33

Elin: Do you think I am pretty enough to be a model?

Elin: Why are you so weird. Sorry for asking, but... you are weird. Agnes: You're weird, too. Elin: I want to be weird. Or... not weird, but I don't wanna be like everyone else. This exchange <33 They can be weird together

"It's just because you live in fucking Åmål" OOOOOOO

Elin is here with her dumb questions and Agnes is just

Let's go spontaneous trip to Stockholm woooooo

Imagine what would've happened if they actually went to Stockholm. THAT would have been a different movie.

AGNES GIVING HER A LITTLE KISS BEFORE GOING HOME

Not Jessica eating up all the chips because "otherwise their mom will wonder" and Elin is like "?? can't we be home without having eaten chips?"

ELIN MOANING IN HER SLEEP

Victoria is such a savage tbh.

"Good luck with Elin"

AAAAAAAAAAA JESSICA STOP BEING SO NOSY LET HER CALL HER!!

And Agnes will wonder why Elin isn't calling :( And Elin just WANTS to call but her nosy (but rightfully protective) sister is in the way :(

AND NOW ELIN HAS TO PRETEND SHE'S INTO JOHAN

Elin: Mom, I'm a lesbian Her mom: What?! Elin: Elin: Elin: Nah, I'm just joking

Not the random 30 second masturbation scene?? I mean this film has a very realistic portrayal of teenagers but. Well. At least it was just a zoom in on her eyes and not much else.

God living in a small town like these... everyone knows everyone...

NOT ELIN HANGING UP WHEN AGNES CALLS NOOOO her internalized homophobia :(

Agnes' dad sees so well that something is wrong and she can't tell himmmm

Elin: I wanna be a psychologist Jessica: YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT

So I know Jessica is just looking out for her, they kind of only have each other, but also she needs to give her some fucking privacy

Jessica: You get everything you want Elin: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WHAT I WANT? THE ANGST

Agnes' mom reading her diary AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYY

You know there's nothing to do in the small town when the teenagers play BINGO

Elin calling Johan from the OTHER ROOM to break up with him

Not the "you can't stand on an A-well because it means bad"

"No, I'm not feeling anything. No anal sex."

"I'm in love with someone else" AAAAAAA

THE CINEMATIC MIRROR WHEN AGNES HAS BEEN STARRING AT HER SCHOOL PHOTO ALL MOVIE AND NOW ELIN DOES THE SAME

Elin wanting to throw rocks at the window again and BREAKING THE WINDOW AND THE MUSIC JUST ABRUPTLY STOPS

TOILET CONFRONTATION LET'S GOOOO

Elin is so bad with words but god she tries... honey...

UGH and everyone outside banging on the door thinking she has a boy in there.

In this movie, no one comes out of the closet, they come out of the school restroom

"Ta da! Here is me, and this is my new girl! Could you move? We're gonna go and fuck!"

Wrote history!

"Fucking" means drinking oboy lmao

Elin just infodumping how she has too much chocolate powder in her milk

I really wonder what happens later. When they go back to school the next morning. When Agnes goes home to her mom who has read her diary. When Jessica finds out. But at the same time, it ends so sweetly. Right now it's only them and no one else.

This movie is really cheaply made. It's shot like it's some secret person recording these kids. It's awkward zooms and hectic cuts. But it also adds to the charm. It makes it feel... real. Like we're seeing them right now in these moments, not putting up an act.

Also, campy movies are the best movies :D

[theinsanecrayonbox]

FOP: A New Wish e24-30

woooooo more FOP! we got so many things going on, so let's get down to business

Episode 24: The Treble with Rivals

there are schools that have band and orchestra? i thought they were the same thing, just if it was bigger it got labeled orchestra. weird.

there's a Nmusic Phairy...why didn't you run Fairy Idol? are you actually a Muse?? that would explain the stupid spellings...but those are fairy wings...

and wait, isn't wishing for musical talent to do at an audition technically participating in a competition...not that we follow that rule much these days

so the difference between Band and Orchestra seems to be that one is strings and one is wind and brass based...despite orchestra having winds and brass sections

also what school thinks it's a good idea to give children only 1 week of practice before putting on a concert??

ooo musical fae wood.

again why is band vs orchestra a thing?? everything in band is in orchestra normally; is it because orchestra is harder to get into so the left overs get band then? that would make sense i guess...

you know, i'm kind of sad there was no Jets vs Sharks musical number this episode given that it is two musical groups/gangs fighting one another

oh hey it's older brother; makes sense since he's featured next episode. hurray continuity!

so...i think i got too focused on an insignificant detail this episode, but to be fair there wasn't much to this one. not bad, but not one of the stronger stories

Episode 25: Rattleconda Racers

ooo we finally meet the older brother!

haha little sister is jealous of big brother's new girlfriend. classic.

ah the poorly worded unintended wish. also classic.

wonder if Antony thinks he's dreaming right now, because he's far too nonchalant about this

heh Wanda getting too deep into the RP

geeze this is the second rough punk lady of the series

oh NOW it's against eth rules to use magic to cheat huh? yup typical Da Rules logic. but wishing yourself out as a no-go is a classic for the trapped in the board game story, so...

dawwww sweet sibling moment. and very good story beat; so far yeah Hazel's been learning to deal with all eth changes and has adapted well, but she's a kid so of course when her brother is back she reverts only to realize that things are different and even she is different. good story telling.

oh he just thought he was imagining everything, mk

overall, very classic setup and payoff, but it worked very well. good story!

Episode 26: Dig a Little Deeper

subterranean rock monsters huh? we've had those before...like twice (Engine Blocked and The Big Fairy Share Scare i think)...hm...

oh hey Alec Schwimmer is the writer??

oh right, Hazel likes rocks...we haven't touched that since e1 i think

yeah Dev with his O-pair drones and talks of cooperate takeover, that's totally Goblin like...

coolest, shiniest, and out of this world rock...is it a Wonderstone???? and a different universe??? O.o????

Cosmo's argued with his echo before, hasn't he?

another lost wand plot? uhg...i guess it's the least egregious sin they could pull, but still, we just had one of those with the FNaF episode

oh it's a rockman not a moleman...which the synopsis did say, so why is that a surprise to me??

threatening to drop the heroine in lava. heh. and Hazel nerd correcting lol. love you girl. but none of the rockmen look like they're made of laps lazuli (i too am a bit of a rock nerd girl)

oh that triangle one was bluish, i guess they could be lapis

oh and a last second reminder that there's Peri around

so this was an interesting one. technically low magic, and Hazel got to nerd out. i liked it

Episode 27: Operation Birthday Takeback

the return of Vicky! also, nice that we're focusing on a birthday that isn't the main protagonist first; didn't we do that in the original...Tootie's birthday was established before Tim's...in s0 and the main series...and Vicky was the problem in both of those too....huh...

oo this is also a double (full 22 min) episode. fun!

awww Dev, your dad sucks. but still good highlighting how he treats Peri; he thinks Peri should know what he needs/wants since the O-pair drones are programed to do that PLUS the fact that Dev doesn't even know what he wants

adult Vicky...has the earring from her 18 year old self in Channel Chasers...but she doesn't look like she should be in her 40s (oh eye bags, yeah sure that's 40s uhuh)...and being a birthday performer?? that's not an occupation i ever thought she'd had

CHIP SKYLARK!!! and if it was an oldie hit that Jazmine's mother listened to, then yeah it's gotta be 20 years in the future

ok, her using child slave labor does track, but as a party performer? that sounds more like a daycare setup...

we are referencing Nectar of the Odds! so yeah it's very telling that Dale is THAT inattentive if he'd hire Vicky with that being their history

the Dale-cave is funny and so over the top, not gonna lie. but oh yeah, Dale is the new Crocker, and he has the funds to do that (and huh, dad obsessing over the best friend...the Dimmadomes are the Osborns...ok Superverse Dev is a Green Goblin analog)

Dev nearly spilled the beans! but then again he answered the door with Peri not knowing it was Hazel so...not surprising (Foop returns later; does Dev loose Peri and Foop swoops in to take over??). yet he could probably get away with claiming he was a new advanced O-pair drone if he had to

commercial break; there's a commercial for NW and there were clips i don't recognize?? punk adult Hazel?? O.o?? excite! (yet again with the punk ladies; is this going to be a recurring thing?? is that a bad thing?)

why are you guys writing on his white board thing?? even Peri realizes this is a bad idea

heh the under the table graffiti; this show puts cute little details in the environment so well

ICKY VICKY SONG REVENGE MONTAGE TIME!!!

Chinfinity War poster in Dev's room! and is that baby Poof as Darth Maul in the other poster?? O.o i know he dressed like that before, but that feels super random

yeah get Dev a lemonade, he can't have a milkshake remember

awww Dev saved Hazel, so sweet...to bad a third act breakup is happening again

the fairies finally learn that Vicky is here, and a Timmy name drop! but Peri's reaction is actually kinda gold lol

Vicky kissing up the perceived parents, yup. and hey Peri did turn into an O-pair drone. and a coupled decades, so yup 20 years minimum

and here comes the third act breakup. but very interesting that he thinks she manipulated him...because that's all anyone has ever done to him

ok we mentioned 2001 (when the series proper started), and if this is set in real time, it's 2024 so that's 23 years...ok so yeah, NW is 20 years after the original series up to at least season 7 (since that's when Foop appeared). we are slowly figuring out the timeline folks!!

awww Peri is trying. and Dev once again self sabotages himself because he doesn't know how to cope (so that's why Foop comes later, he wished Peri away). i gotta say, i think Dev might be the best character

this was practically a perfect episode. low magic, but the problem wasn't caused by magic. it's very character heavy, but deep in lore. and it advances the central plot points. A++ team!!

Episode 28: Potazal Pohtahzal

weird name, but ok. also the return of Mother Nature huh? is this yet another redesign (spoilers: yes it is)

Sparky?? "when did we get a dog"??? O.o!!! nonononononononono!!!!!!! oh wait it's the trash can she's mak pretending, ok, that's safe. DO NOT give me a heart attack like that show!!

ok so the wish of the day is unlimited french fries. so...this is Just Desserts light, since only she's getting them not the whole world, and it's about eating only 1 food type instead of a healthy balance

oh a musical number, ok i guess

oh hey a map!!! and not a very...correctly cut up map...so don't know how accurate this is, but it looks like Dimmadelphia is in Illinois...yeah this isn't a good map, i don't seem to exist on it so *shrugs*

Da Rules says you talk to Mother Nature about when your godkid turns into a food item huh? how does that make sense?

and yup new redesign for Mother Nature. not a terrible one i'll give, much better than the others so far (Cupid, Father time)

of course she'd go and eat the source potato. so to fix it she's...going to chop herself up??? O.O!!! SHOW!! child dismemberment??? of course it wouldn't happen, but still! i love you

and we just grow a new one and everything is fixed. that's fine

the moral of the story is moderation and sharing and eating properly

the trash can actually barked/talked....no, nopenopenopenopenope, idc if it was just a button gag, nope. we do not want (all of) s9 to be canon to this timeline. no

Episode 29: The Haunting of Wells House

lol another horror movie parody title, nice. also Marcus focused, and ghost focused, ok, i'm into it (can't be scarier than them threating to canonize Sparky last episode after all)

Hazel filming youtube videos with her dad. cute.

daww i was almost hoping the scary movie Cosmo and Wanda was gonna give them would be the one from Timmy's 2-D House of Horror about the haunted volcano. but zombie fairies is cool too i guess....we did have a zombie plague earlier in eth season after all...

oh haunted fairy video tape. fun

and now we're a ghost hunting show, even in the night vision green

i like the detail that Ghost Pepper (heh the multi level puns of that name, great job) has limbs that disconnect

HA! Jorgen's a priest to perform an exorcist. that's great, and funny, especially in his camo smock

does Jorgen have a whole haunted collection of VHS tapes?? wut?

so this one was alright. it was a quick one and done romp.

Episode 30: Best of Luck

the return of Foop!! or, Irep now...why would he stick with the mirrored name instead of changing to Anti-Peri? as a baby, that's silly, but ok sure, especially since Poof changed his name as an adult, maybe that's normal so the Anti-faries do similar. and c'mon, Anti-Peri sounds like Anti-fairy even...maybe that's why they didn't do it? and also, his full name is Periwinkle, so it should be...an unpronounceable mess backwards...why not just Anti-Peri??? meh, oh well, lets just see how this goes i guess.

who's hands are on the title card?

oh NOW we are siting Da Rules about taking a competition prize. also, peri came back after being wished away? mk, won't argue that. but yeah Da Rules prevent chaos, thus why the djinn are more annoying. but i get it, Dev's annoyed by Da Rules, giving the opening for Irep to arrive

and arrive he does...and looks like an idiot being a block head. Peri didn't stay a ball, despite circular heads being a thing.

wait when did that calendar start...it's currently May huh? interesting...why were orchestra/band tryouts in the middle of the school year? or should that have been an earlier episode, since there was no clear evidence of Peri to time stamp it...but there was glasses-less Dev...still, this means that summer break is getting close, so interesting...also means that Anthony's visit would've probably been spring break, so again why was band/orchestra tryouts in the middle of the school year??? if it was one or the other maybe, implying that they share the same class timeslot so it's a half year program, thus the kids that play instruments in both go full year-why am i STILL hung up on that??? (it's like when i got stuck on e1 of BNHA about how the goo guy's volume should've exceeded the soda bottles and was his brain a thing was every cell of his body sentient...) MOVING ON!

wow i think this is the first time Da Rules has stated that they can't kill anyone with magic. that's kinda weird...especially since Marrianne did do that (by starting WWI)...oh maybe she's the godchild that made that a rule, ok i can buy that

also you guys have dealt with Anti-fairies before, why wasn't that a go to idea?

this rock paper scissor game has move moves than the Big Bang one, geeze

dawww Dev lashing out because he's sad and falling back to his old ways

oh hey we're following the rule about "when a fairy quits any magical being can fill in"...just like Fairy Idol where another blue chaos entity took over...i wonder if we'll get genies in this series

oh Jorgen swoops in to save the day! because no 2 weeks notice...that was never a thing before...dumb, but oh well, we didn't want Irep to stay around.

dawww Dev still lashing out even as Hazel tries to extend the olive branch. and ooo he's gonna be researching Anti-fairies...he gonna break out Irep isn't he....ANTI-FAIRY PLAUGE UPON THE WORLD!

so hey good setup for a future plot point i hope! and again, it does make logical sense to evolve things in that direction. very fun!!

oooo next week says there's an episode with multiverse stuff??? exciting! still loving the show, keep it up!!

[uncouthseaslug]

my friend asked me if I knew this song they heard on Instagram and it was a Malice Mizer song- I said ABSOLUTELY YES and then it was followed up by them saying they really wanted to find more Japanese rock/metal style music and I got to go ooooooooo boy bestie have you ever heard of something called Visual Kei :)) vibrating with excitement as I finally got the chance to send a massive list of recommendations and my malice mizer YouTube playlist woooooo

[pyrographic-memory]

WOOOOOO MIDNIGHT ZOOMIES LET'S GOOOO

So a couple people have been saying "damn this is giving Wonderland a bit" about Emergence and the flamingo and the Houses, right. And I was like "damn, maybe they're onto something" and after some gear grinding and dancing under the moon they might actually be.

Take everything from here with grains of "potentially", "maybe", and "what if", cuz this is just me spitballing shit with a coffee stirrer bc the DVD logo keeps hitting the corners in my brain. Probably also gonna mention the graphic novel so if you ain't read it this is your warning.

I was running on a tism high with this one last night, sorry if it's incoherent. Aight let's yeet-

Vessel and Sleep are both Arcadian, and there's a number of Houses in Arcadia meant to keep balance of the world I guess, and a war started between them (the burning banner in Emergence's mv, and the Reaver/Roy vs "the Drowned Lord"). Over what? No concrete idea, but my guess is that someone said "man fuck this" and tried to revamp the balance, new gods vs old gods style.

While I definitely see how there's HELLA evidence that they're a toxic mf, I've been of the mind for some time now that Sleep was never the bad guy here. They're an old ass god of dreams and nightmares (emphasis on fucking old), with seemingly a touch of familiarity with death and life ("so tell me what you meant by living past your half-life"/"in lockstep with the universe and you're well-versed in the afterlife"). That kind of dichotomy tells me they are a neutral entity, they ain't got the cosmic wiggle room to be a selfish bitch. To us they're also gonna be really fucking weird, just. In general. Vessel was a person of huge significance to them even back in Arcadia - priest, herald, guardian, angel-adjacent creature, fuck it, let's say a mix of all those (I come as a blade, a sacred guardian"). Why else would Sleep single him out from every other human and hold on so hard?

Whatever exactly happened in Arcadia, Sleep and Ves were somehow involved in the start of it. Vessel was murdered (maybe while defending Sleep) and in turn Sleep was badly wounded. Vessel reincarnated on Earth, and spent his (relatively short) life searching for something he knew was real but just could not pin down, and he was stuck feeling alienated and subsequently had such shit luck with any relationship he was driven to try and end himself. And this is where Sleep finally finds him, at his lowest point.

But Vessel doesn't remember anything, and Sleep can't just tell him "hey, you're not crazy, you're definitely an alien lmao, but I need you to get your shit back together so we can go back and fix the fuckshit, yeah?". So they resign to rebuilding him. Ground up, starting with the soul. Then the mind. Then the body. There's a lot of trial and error, one step forward two steps back. We've all had that one friend that hit rock bottom and had to be dragged back from the depths of hell and a handle. There was a lot of kicking and screaming involved, wasn't there?

And Ves is pretty fucked up, so he's not exactly in a great mindset from the beginning. Something about Sleep feels so familiar, and he is desperately willing to give them everything to escape the pain, yet in the back of his mind he knows they're hiding something and that makes him itch. And he's absolutely right in feeling that itch, so maybe it makes him paranoid at times and he flip-flops between embracing the help and being like "wtf are you not telling me". But again, Sleep is a being of neutrality, so they keep their mouth shut and let the recovery process take its course. At times that doesn't exactly help Vessel's case cuz they're cryptic as shit and don't communicate in any normal fashion and that frustrates the shit out of him.

So the majority of all that is Sundowning and Tomb right. Now we have Take Me Back To Eden. This is the physical recovery. This is also when Ves starts to remember. Not everything, but pieces are coming back to him, and eventually it's enough that he starts asking questions. Maybe Sleep feels it's been enough time that they can tell him a little bit, and if any of it involves the part where he died the crashout is absolutely valid (The Summoning going into Granite maybe?). He's having a rager, ready to fuckin curb stomp someone's head, Sleep tries to calm him, they get into a fight, Ves cools off a bit and apologizes. He's a passionate guy, he feels emotions strongly, we've all seen it. But he's still torn between understanding why Sleep didn't tell him and wishing Sleep had told him at least something.

Sleep also divulges that there is a way to get back to Arcadia, but it's probably an arduous process that has a likelihood of killing him and this bullshit starting all over again. This is where the gold and aqua regia connections really come in, cuz while AR does break down gold, it is mainly used to purify it. Ves has to be purified to ascend. He has to disconnect his consciousness from the meat suit, which is the pretty way of saying he technically has to die. This is a painful process in probably more ways than one, but Vessel doesn't exactly have a choice other than embracing it (Vore). And then we have the internal-mental conflict come back between this ascendant version of him and the self-preserving human (it's hard-wired into us, he can't help it). He powers through it though, because he has bigger things to look forward to now, and he's nothing if not goddamn stubborn.

This is where I feel like things get a tad interesting. What if Sleep is still too weak after all this time of building back up strength that they don't feel like they'll be able to make it back home? They only have the strength to send one of them back? This would definitely fit the tragedy trope of someone finding their significant other only to lose them shortly after on the journey home, and this whole discography has been rife with tragic romance. So we have two possibilities: 1) Sleep gives their divinity to Vessel and it guarantees him a foot in the door. 2) they pull a Dragonball fusion dance and literally become a singular entity (which more or less they already are so why tf not)

Honestly I'm leaning towards option 2 cuz of Emergence. "Are you carbide on my nano, red glass on my lightbulb, dark light on my culture, sapphire in my white gold". All of these things are combined components. Nano-carbides are a hardening agent, red lights are used in sensitive film development, bacterial cultures are kept contained with UV light, and sapphire and gold are used in various electronics. They are all crucial elements to the processes they are used in. There cannot be one without the other ("Did you not say... we were made... for each other?").

Obviously this new album is us seeing that the process works out and they do make it home, but like any good story there has to be the suspense of "ohhh will the hero actually make it??". Vessel was someone new in Euclid because he finally found his own balance. He knows who he is now, and mourns who he was even in the dark times when he knew things weren't right. Because it's still a perspective that he's learned from.

And now that he's tamed his own demons he's gotta go kick some divine ass, and I kinda feel bad for whoever is on the receiving end of his wrath. They're going to be a grease stain on the fucking pavement, lmaooo

[abbystarling]

WOOOOOO LOOK AT HIM GO HEHEHE 🌊

My new Holo Island Flay standees rock back and forth like he’s surfing!! I’ll have him at AX Artist Alley, table L-11!

[cadaverousdecay]

Obviously theres going to be blood biome and a viscera biome but i feel like going from giant mushroom biome directly to viscera and blood biome is a bit. Whiplashy? The tonal dissonance may be too strong. I need 1-2 gradient biomes between mushroom and blood

giant mushroom biome -> giant rocky biome -> oh shit the rocks are teeth biome -> blood and viscera woooooo

[donnerpartyofone]

I love my dentist because they're always playing the randomest thing on Netflix in the exam rooms. In here I have seen the awful Junji Ito cartoon, some very low rent German singing contest show, and today, a group of luxury vacation influencers looking for sasquatch somewhere. A guy in a bigfoot suit approaches their hot tub in broad daylight on a wide open deck and they all try their best to look shocked and terrified when he enters the frame. Now they're going to a remote ranch run entirely by autistic adults. The influencers are constantly going WOOOOOO! like they're on spring break and every time they walk up on someone the worker gets this Oh Fuck Oh No Oh Shit look on their face. One of them explains to the interior design influencer how rocks are formed and she says "I will never look at a rock the same way again." I was kind of disappointed when they tipped me back to clean my teeth so I missed the part where the workers take the influencers into the hills to look for grizzly bears at night. I'm sure it went great.

[idioticsky]

Thank you for everything, mom..

First story for the welcome new campers au! Woooooo! (1,104 word count)

Tw: mentions of child abuse and cartoon violence

Summer is starting to end! It's getting a bit colder and nicer, the leaves are starting to turn orange, red and brown, and everyone at Whispering rock have gone home for the rest of the year... well, all except Sora-. He was hiding under the mess hall in a little hole he found, trying to keep himself from being seen and sent back. He didn't want to go back with his father, all the yelling.. demands.. abuse.. that wasn't home. It was far from it, and just the thought of going back there made him tear up and sob..

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Lili was starting to pack up her bags so she could go see her mom. She was excited to see her after the summer, and she had a whole ton of stories to tell her.

Once Lili finished packing it was time to take a sweep of the camp and make sure no kids where still there, wouldn't want another 15 angry calls from parents this year. So she started her rounds and marked them off on a clipboard once she made sure they were all clear. Once she got to the mess hall, she noticed something strange, there were candy and food wrappers around even though everything was cleaned about 10-20 minutes ago. Where did this come from? Then she noticed something else, a hole.

She knew someone had to be inside and went over to take a look. "Hey, are any trouble makers down here? If so you better get out before I cover this thing." Lili said, waiting for the kid to come out but soon after 5 minutes, there was nothing.

"Alright, I'll start filling the hole up then." Lili said as she started kicking in dirt, and just like magic, Sora came out with a backpack and puffy eyes.

Once he came out a wave of concern washed over Lili. Why and who would make Sora cry this hard, it looked like he just got back from a funeral.

"Hey.. hey, buddy.. what happened?.. Why were you down there crying?.." She asked while sitting on the floor next to him. Sora had told Lili about how he didn't have much of a connection with his father, but not too much. He kept most of it bottled up and away from everyone, but now the floodgates were starting to open before his eyes and before long, he spilled everything about his home situation to Lili through tears and sobs. Everything about his mother's death to what its like at the house now, it was like he couldn't stop even if he tried.

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It took a good 20 minutes to explain everything to her, and 5 more minutes to let everything sink in while Lili kept the boy close. This little emo has been through a lot and never let anyone know! And how could a husband and a father do that to his wife and kid?! What the hell was this man thinking?! No way Sora could go back to that!

Lili had to think of a way to save him and fast, for all they know Sora's father could be here to pick him up any moment now! What was she gonna do then? Worry about him till next summer (if he's even aloud to go by then)? I don't think so. Then it hit her, it was a strange plan for sure and she had to make sure he was ok with it but here goes.

"Hey Sora, how would you feel about me basically.. you know.. adopting you? It might take a while but you can stay with me while we work things out." Lili explained while keeping Sora in a close hug. He looked up at her with such hope and thankfulness his eyes as he quickly nodded and shoved his face into Lili's shoulder with so much force that it almost knocked her over. He was finally going to be free, he was going to be happy.

"Don't think you have enough time for that sweetheart." A man said, he was tall and thin with tan orange skin. He talked like he was western. He had dark long hair and beard and his eyes said something along the lines of "this man has killed before and would again if needed." He wore a suit that looked to be more than lili was paid (and she was paid a good amount). This man was Sora's father.

"I'll be taking the boy, I am his father after all." He said while snapping his fingers, causing Sora to stand up straight and stiff, like he was a soldier, then he quickly grabbed his bag and ran over to his dad. His hands were shaking as he looked back at Lili with fear, pleading with her to help him. To save him. Lili knew what had to be done.

"Good, now let's get home boy. We have a lot waiting for-" the man was cut off by a punch in the face. The man looked at who had just ruined his face with blood, and Lili looked right back at him with murder in her eyes as she hid Sora behind her.

"What was that about taking him?" She said while glaring the man down.

"Heh, this is gonna be fun.." The man then started to pull something out of his jacket, to which Lili stopped him with telekinesis

"Really wanna do that bud? We can get you in more trouble for having a gun in a summer camp then I'll ever get in trouble for beating the ever loving shit out of you." She said with a smile on her face.

"Oh I'm sure alright." The man said while glaring Lili down, to which she didn't give a shit while secretly starting to use is telekinesis on a log behind the man as he started to pull out the gun, ready to shoot Lili right between the eyes. But he was too slow, and before he knew it a log bashed him in the back of the head, throwing him into the lake, then Lili dragged him out and dropped him off at the nearest bus stop before throwing him on. After all of the, she let out a sigh of relief before immediately getting tackled down to the ground by a very very happy Sora.

"Woah!- what's with this?" Lili said.

"Thank you..-" Sora said while lifting up his head to meet Lili's eyes. "Thank you for everything.. mom.." He finished before laying his head back on his mom's chest, happy to be in her embrace forever more.

[sanvirtheobserver]

Taking Flight, Chapter 26: Rocky Road Rumble

The night sky is alight with the full moon. The cool desert air blows past the War Rig as it makes its way across the Rocky Roads. Jax, Mario, Luigi, and Kinger are all in the main cabin while Saturday and Ragatha sit atop its roof, remaining vigilant as the others wait in the trailer.

Jax: See anything, ladies?

Saturday: Nothing yet. Ragatha?

Ragatha: All clear on my end.

Mario: I'm-a tired.

Luigi: Why don't we pass the time with some games?

Kinger: Ooh, I'll go first! I spy with my little eye..................................

Luigi: Uh........ Kinger?

Jax: Give him a minute.

Kinger: .................. Oh hey there, Luigi.

Back in the trailer, we see the others making some small talk. The trailer itself is surprisingly comfy apart from the balcony mounted guns.

Uzi: And THAT is why you should never bring up doors around my dad.

Meggy: Wow, he sounds quite........ interesting.

Uzi: Yeah, he's been like that ever since my mom died. Still, he tries his best.

Tari: Do you still stay in touch?

Uzi: I call him on the phone booth sometimes to let him know I'm still kicking.

Tari: Hm...... I wonder how some of my old caretakers are doing. Maybe I should call them up too, sometime.

Saiko: Eh, parents are a bit overrated for my taste. For the longest time Kaizo was the only one who actually gave a shit about me. My parents probably don't even care that I'm not in my game anymore.

Meggy: What about you, Pomni?

Pomni: To be honest, most of my previous life before the Circus is just a blurr. Sometimes I doubt my parents even HAD faces..........I do vaguely remember having two older sisters, though.

Ragatha: EYES UP, PEOPLE! WE GOT COMPANY!

Barreling down just behind the rig is a warband of Gummy Bear Bandits riding Gingerbread Jeeps and Rocky Road Bikes. Leading the charge is the Syrup Tanker manned by Gummigoo and his brothers Max and Chad.

Gummigoo: LET'S SHOW EM WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THESE SNACKS BITE BACK!

Some of the bandits flank both sides of the Rig, unleashing a hail of bullets from their Coachguns and revolvers. Everyone ducks for cover as Tari quickly makes some barriers to deflect the oncoming gunfire. Ragatha casts some thread and ties herself a lasso, which she uses to snag one of the bandits and hurl him around like a wrecking ball. He slams into one of the bikes, sending it and its riders tumbling across the roads. Saturday deflects some gunfire with her lances before sending one straight through a bandit's heart. Tari pushes the barriers outwards and sends the rest of the wave flying away from the Rig as another catches up. Meggy and Uzi quickly get to the mounted chaser guns and begin unloading into every Bike and Jeep they see.

Meggy: COME GET SOME, WOOOOOO!!!!

Uzi: TAKE A BITE OUTTA THIS!!!!

One of the Jeeps manages to catch up with the Rig, allowing a few bandits to come aboard. One of them pops the top hatch open but is met with a hammer straight to the face as Saiko hauls herself onto the upper balcony. Ragatha notices the bandits brandishing their machetes as they charge Saiko, who manages to bat two of them off the Rig. One manages to land a slash on her side and readies to take her head, but is stopped by a cleaver slicing him in two. Ragatha casts the bandit's body aside and helps Saiko back up to her feet.

Ragatha: You good?

Saiko: Yeah. It's just a flesh wound.

Another bandit tries to attack, but Kinger pops up from the sunroof to save the day.

Kinger: RAGATHA, GRAB THIS!

He tosses a life preserver right over their heads. The bandit is confused for a moment, which gives Ragatha a chance to cleave him into pieces.

Ragatha: Thanks for the save, Kinger!

Mario: Mario wants to help too!

Mario then opens the door and tumbles out of the Rig, taking out another pair of bikes before catching a convenient rope. Looks like that life preserver hooked onto the back hitch of the trailer. He then uses some of that "Style Fu" to dodge some oncoming rocks.

Jax: Heads up, A-holes!

Jax pulls a lever labeled with a cherry sticker, opening a compartment on the back of the trailer. A cluster of Cherry Bombs tumble out of the compartment, whizzing by Mario and exploding upon impact with those who couldn't get out of the way in time. That's when Jax spots a rough stretch of land.

Jax: EVERYBODY HANG ON TO SOMETHING! WE'RE TAKING A LITTLE DETOUR!

He pulls another lever and extends the Rig's suspension as he swerves towards the rougher terrain. Mario cranks it into high gear as he continues to dodge the rocks. The bandits still follow suit, but not all of them fare as well as roughly half of them end up crashing into either the rocks or each other. The Tanker and Jeeps seem to have little issue though.

Luigi: JAX, THEY'RE GAINING ON US!

Jax grabs Luigi and plops him down on the driver's seat as he pulls something out from the backseat.

Jax: I'll be right back.

One of Jeeps is about to catch up to the tanker until it's obliterated by Jax and his Heavy Cola Cannon.

Jax: YEAH, NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE!

He crawls out from the sunroof and starts laying waste to the rest of the Jeeps as Gummigoo and Chad look on from the driver's cabin of the Tanker.

Chad: Boss, I think we should cut our losses and get outta here while we still can.

That's when he hears several loud pops from the back. He looks out to see Tari flying behind the Tanker as Pomni hurls prismatic spikes at its tires. He grabs his rifle and takes aim, but before he can shoot he hears something land on the roof and feels something yank him up by the scruff of his neck.

Saturday: You miss me, Gums?

He flips out of her grasp and onto the roof before drawing his machete. The two fiercely clash blades as Tari and Pomni continue to attack the tires. Meanwhile, Meggy tries to pull Mario back on board when Kinger suddenly comes rushing in with an anchor.

Kinger: MARIO, GRAB THIS!

He tosses the anchor, nearly missing Mario and causing Chad to swerve out of the way to avoid getting hit. Saturday falls atop Gummigoo and the two end up in a VERY awkward position.

Meggy: Uh, Kinger....... is that tied to anything important?

Kinger: Hm..... Let me check.

As uf on cue the Rig suddenly grinds to a halt, and Chad swerves to avoid a collision. Gummigoo and Saturday both fall off of the Tanker as it spins out and grinds to a halt. Tari and Pomni land nearby and regroup with Saiko, Ragatha, Meggy, and Mario.

Ragatha: Pomni! Are you okay!? Are you hurt!?

Pomni: Ragatha, I'm fine. Really.

Tari: She was a big help, actually. Now the Tanker is out of commission without its tires.

Mario: YEAH! Mario wants to go again! My feet are a bit sore, though.

Tari notices Saiko holding a bloody towel to her side.

Tari: Oh my God, what happened!?

Saiko: Oh, this? It's nothing serious.

Tari: B-but you're bleeding!

Saiko: It's just a flesh wound, I'll-

Tari Are you dizzy!? Do you need water!?

Saiko: TARI. I'm fine, really. It's just a flesh wound.

Kinger: SAIKO, GRAB THIS!

Kinger then tosses a first aid kit that lands right beside the two.

Tari: Thanks, Kinger. Saiko, please.

Tari has Saiko sit down on a nearby rock, and she reluctantly lets Tari tend to her injuries. Meanwhile, Mario and Meggy approach the Tanker as Chad and Max pop their heads out to search of Gummigoo. Meggy raises her bowgun at the two.

Meggy: Don't you two try anything stupid.

Chad: Have any of you seen the Captain by any chance?

Max: He couldn't have landed too far.

Both groups find Saturday sitting atop Gummigoo, pinning him down by the wrists.

Saturday: Are you all just gonna stand there, or are you gonna help me tie him up?

Gummigoo: Oh, by all means, take your time! I wouldn't wanna miss out on such a *lovely* view.

Saturday: Ugh, you're such a pig.

Gummigoo: Actually, I'm a gator. Big difference.

She just replies with a well-deserved punch to his snout.

[jasperrr490]

dinnertime (the midnight blues)

I feel that I’m two pilots Co-pilots in my brain Mind and body, heart and soul Getting up to get my food From Aldi’s Finest Frozen Range

teaspoon? and a yoghurt?

i got that just for you

rock on dude that's cool

the pizza’s looking sexy it does things to my soul eyes are watering dick is hard i’m walking to the oven taking pizza out the oven aldi’s finest frozen range. sit on bed cut it up put on music stay awake

radiohead cool thom yorke’s woke the synths are fun his voice is nice i like it when they do that thing when their guitars all go woooooo the lyrics mean something to someone though i’m not sure what or who i like it when they sing to me i’m scarfing down my food i’m finishing my pizza aldi’s finest isn’t good

Though I’m not too sure they talk much These pilots, they do speak They keep me sane Keep me awake And sleeping when I sleep I’m reaching for my yoghurt The music’s fading out The dancing’s done The night’s begun The body’s tired The mind’s awake And as it’s sent to bed It rings a single cry

i may be still asleep but my soul is still alive

I sing that song The whole night long

My body’s asleep but my mind is awake

I wake up in the afternoon I’m not feeling that bad I’m an avid fan of Steely Dan They don’t make me feel sad It does for me what music should It medicates my brain My very own assistant nurse Partner in crime, do your worst!

I plod along for the rest of the day