#workposting on the clock
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My most employable trait is that I'm like a living roomba and all you really have to do is let me listen to my own music and give me a checklist and I won't even need verbal directions, I'll just do everything efficiently, systematically and independently without complaining until I go home
My least employable trait is that if I'm only doing it for $14/hr I will personally tell everyone who comes in the easiest way to steal from you
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just had a rly weird guy at work who clearly didnt want to buy anything and just wanted to talk to me and today was the second day in a row he came in and i explained tht i couldnt help him and he was just standing there grinning at me and not leaving and then the store phone rings so im like "oops sorry! gotta take this :)" so he leaves and im like thank GOD for that
the person who called the store was my coworker. who was stood right next to me
#she was like girl i got u dont even stress#SKDJSKJ#also what he wanted was for me to fix this clock he had thats broken. i work in a photo printing place#💀💀💀#my posts#workposting
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i miss aaron minyard
#she yaps#workposting bc i can’t sit down long enough to engage meaningfully w messages so all u get are flashes of me in the fading light#until i clock out and then i’m FREEEEEEE
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I do not have TIMEEEEEEE to manage all these bruised firefighter egos 😭😭😭😭😭
#diary#workposting on da clock bc they’re PISSING ME OFF LMAO#they r sooooooo strict abt their media presence GOS
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Got in trouble for taking 5 min to put sunscreen on before leaving I hate work I hate society I f
#'you're on the clock' well get off my c#my co#ck#i dont wanna spend the time putting sunscreen on and waiting 15 minutes after work because i think skin cancer is serious business ya know?#everyone else shoots out of here when its time to go#like seriously just 1 min after closing time its fucking deserted#so what now i gotta go to the bathroom to do it instead of the break room? i hate this#they wont let me take 5 min to put on sunscreen but they also won't let us leave early if its slow and theres nothing to do. bro i hate this#personable#ive been waiting 40 min after hours anyway cuz my mum (my ride) is in a meeting#didnt know this was gunna happen so i really could've put sunscreen on after hours today#at least the manager who told me to not do that isnt there tmr. so ill do it tmr >:(#but next week? idk what im gunna do#god i hate working i hate it i hate it i hate it i fuckiig hzm#its just like how i got in trouble for not being at my station exactly after break was over#cuz i go to the bathroom after my breaks (cuz i dont wanna waste any breaktime pissing)#so i literally just put alarms 10 min BEFORE my break so i can go to the bathroom then come back n work for 5 min then take my break#so congrats! im still pissing on the clock idiots. nothing changed#workposting
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Shoulder angel: Once you find a new job, do a two week notice. They weren't terrible, they just weren't good. And anyway you don't want them to take it out on your coworkers.
Shoulder devil: If you tell them not to contact you, they're technically not allowed.
Shoulder angel: Come on man. Don't burn this bridge. You were decent at this job so it might be a handy reference in the future.
Shoulder devil: Walk out in the middle of a shift the instant someone is rude.
Shoulder angel: That sounds fun
Me: You guys aren't supposed to agree with each other
Shoulder angel: Yeah but now I'm like thinking about it,
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A long break to spend time with my qpp out west and go to all their favorite restaurants and swim in a lake was nice and all but boy did I miss the grind back home! haha. Anyone else vaguely feel like they had a past life where they were allowed to be a person
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I think the main thing people misunderstand about me is that not only do I love to take my time but the fact that it's pissing you off and you think I can't tell is the best part
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#workposting on the clock#i'm not on the clock sorry i lied that's just the tag#but i'm really in the zone with drawing stuff lately. staves off the summertime madness#creative#notes app art#furry#visual medium#(sequential)#the ones i like
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Can the fanfiction community start romanticizing low wage demeaning embarrassing fast food jobs and like working at Target and stuff instead of just coffee shops and tattoo artists because it's hard to fantasize about falling in love while customers are swearing at me and I'm wearing a mandatory minimum of 3 company logos. Who's going to bite the bullet and start writing In-N-Out AUs
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1 hour into the shift: I can try to make this easier for myself at least :)
7 hours into the shift: Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to
#workposting on the clock#i don't really relate to the character. USUALLY. but when i'm at work god he gets me#so i guess it fits the tag#⏛#←retrospect is funny every time#tech stuff#computerkin
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This was going to be another long-term doodle canvas but then my pen died. So now it's just this
#furry#creative#visual medium#notes app art#workposting on the clock#music talk#prog#porcupine tree#(←general steven wilson tag)#🝯
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Bringing back an old meme to say this
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Normal workplace hallucinations
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The 5 stages of retail – denial ("surely you aren't that stupid")
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The minimum wage mantra:
Idgaf
Not my problem
Mind my business
Hold my tongue
Stay in my lane
Do my job
Don't give a shit
Pick your battles
Let them do what they will
Shut the fuck up
Ibuprofen max dose is 1600mg per day
Stress does longterm damage to the body
I will not choose stress that can be chosen
Leave at the end of my shift
Spend paycheck on unnecessary antique radio and camera equipment
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