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post-punk-revival · 4 months ago
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My most employable trait is that I'm like a living roomba and all you really have to do is let me listen to my own music and give me a checklist and I won't even need verbal directions, I'll just do everything efficiently, systematically and independently without complaining until I go home
My least employable trait is that if I'm only doing it for $14/hr I will personally tell everyone who comes in the easiest way to steal from you
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4phr0d17e · 4 months ago
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just had a rly weird guy at work who clearly didnt want to buy anything and just wanted to talk to me and today was the second day in a row he came in and i explained tht i couldnt help him and he was just standing there grinning at me and not leaving and then the store phone rings so im like "oops sorry! gotta take this :)" so he leaves and im like thank GOD for that
the person who called the store was my coworker. who was stood right next to me
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billdenbrough · 8 months ago
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i miss aaron minyard
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skippudippu · 11 hours ago
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I do not have TIMEEEEEEE to manage all these bruised firefighter egos 😭😭😭😭😭
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confetti-critter · 2 years ago
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Got in trouble for taking 5 min to put sunscreen on before leaving I hate work I hate society I f
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post-punk-revival · 4 months ago
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Shoulder angel: Once you find a new job, do a two week notice. They weren't terrible, they just weren't good. And anyway you don't want them to take it out on your coworkers.
Shoulder devil: If you tell them not to contact you, they're technically not allowed.
Shoulder angel: Come on man. Don't burn this bridge. You were decent at this job so it might be a handy reference in the future.
Shoulder devil: Walk out in the middle of a shift the instant someone is rude.
Shoulder angel: That sounds fun
Me: You guys aren't supposed to agree with each other
Shoulder angel: Yeah but now I'm like thinking about it,
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post-punk-revival · 27 days ago
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A long break to spend time with my qpp out west and go to all their favorite restaurants and swim in a lake was nice and all but boy did I miss the grind back home! haha. Anyone else vaguely feel like they had a past life where they were allowed to be a person
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post-punk-revival · 11 months ago
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I think the main thing people misunderstand about me is that not only do I love to take my time but the fact that it's pissing you off and you think I can't tell is the best part
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post-punk-revival · 1 year ago
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post-punk-revival · 11 months ago
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Can the fanfiction community start romanticizing low wage demeaning embarrassing fast food jobs and like working at Target and stuff instead of just coffee shops and tattoo artists because it's hard to fantasize about falling in love while customers are swearing at me and I'm wearing a mandatory minimum of 3 company logos. Who's going to bite the bullet and start writing In-N-Out AUs
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post-punk-revival · 9 months ago
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1 hour into the shift: I can try to make this easier for myself at least :)
7 hours into the shift: Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to
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post-punk-revival · 6 months ago
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This was going to be another long-term doodle canvas but then my pen died. So now it's just this
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post-punk-revival · 9 months ago
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Bringing back an old meme to say this
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post-punk-revival · 10 months ago
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Normal workplace hallucinations
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post-punk-revival · 11 months ago
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The 5 stages of retail – denial ("surely you aren't that stupid")
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post-punk-revival · 1 year ago
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The minimum wage mantra:
Idgaf
Not my problem
Mind my business
Hold my tongue
Stay in my lane
Do my job
Don't give a shit
Pick your battles
Let them do what they will
Shut the fuck up
Ibuprofen max dose is 1600mg per day
Stress does longterm damage to the body
I will not choose stress that can be chosen
Leave at the end of my shift
Spend paycheck on unnecessary antique radio and camera equipment
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