#wtf is this design bro 💀

[skunkdex]

Cyrille Le Paradox from Sly Cooper has been added to the skunkdex!

[logansbluetie]

I am so glad when they made Arkham city riddler that they kept all elements of this design in the consept art because WTF is this 😭

I understand what they were going for but bro looks like tweedle dumb 💀

[aaasdgnklm]

watching wemmbus uu the war vid

PLS PLS PLS I WANT ZAM TO DIE SO BAD (ik he doesnt)

“is this really how you wanna go out wemmbu?” I could write a senior project on zams tone of voice when he talks to wemmbu.

UGH ZAM WHAT JS WRONG WITH YOU WHY IS HE SUCH A GOOD VILLAIN HES ACTUALLY SO PSYCHOTIC I LOVE HIM SM UUGGGGHHHHHH

kind of crazy that zam actually has some moral high ground in that he values peoples deaths much more than wemmbu does, wemmbu doesnt hesitate to kill people and the deaths of others dont effect him much. zam on the other hand is actively disgusted by the idea of killing anyone unless he has to, he’ll imprison and torture and manipulate whoever gets in his way but he wont kill unless thats the only way to keep them away- like with wemmbu, zam isnt hesitating to threaten wemmbu and his teams actual lives because he knows that killing wemmbu is the only way to keep him away. but even as he threatens wemmbus teams lives, wemmbu just laughs because hes never cared as much as zam.

oh I’m really not normal abt how close zam was standing to him in that sceneeee

“pangi!! pangi 🥺🥺 help meee!! thats what you sound like.”

the visual of zam and his three guards fully maxed out standing in front of wemmbu tangled in cobwebs in half broken armour I wish I could draw :(

“is your plan to wait for my elytra to break— cause that might work imma be honest with you—“

omg pangiiiii :3333 (was watching the colour the world vod bevofre this I’m really pangi hyped rn)

holy shit loppezz! shes important later! I didnt know she was on zams guard originally ngl i feel like so many important side characters started as zams guard and then turn into invis mafia and then became their own independent people once the mafia disbanded (side note finding some straggling invis mafia who no longer have ash but keep the beliefs would be really cool)

what would win in a fight: a massive work of engineering genius designed to commit horrible destruction and acts of terrorism, or blac rok in sky

egg actually trolling 💀

ooo not egg saying the lesson wemmbu is still trying to learn a season and a half later

wemmbu and egg taking turns being freaky about each other

wemmbu and eggs relationship where they’re both comfortable splitting up and doing their own thing and meeting back up later is so refreshing coming from spokes dependancy on mapicc and total crash out without him

YES! ! ! BECOME WHAT YOU MOST FEAR! ! ! ! ! ! ! YOU ARE THE VILLAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

“you say you wanna have fun but you wanna wipe half the people on the server- how do you have fun then?”

“BRO THAT IS FUN”

no way wemmbus gonna let ro die right???

the duel between flame and ro is kind of insane because basically this happened in flames pov recently and I bet uu!flame was thinking about this duel the whole time and half expecting wemmbu or someone to show up and interrupt the same way

NOT WEMMBU HAVING A SHRED OF HUMANITY WHAT IS THIS????

“and then theres pangi whos uh, whos lowkey trash but hes close with zam soo”

(why does mane sound like hes stretching the entire conversation)

see the way manes talking it so so sounds like hes bullshitting about being as good as flame but from ls I know flame is only slightly better than him so wtf is happening

“you seem awfully excited to betray your friends and family”

“well… theyre not my friends.”

flame and mane brothers confirmed he didnt deny the family part (ye ik theyre cousins irl and the whole blindfold brothers thing but I still think theyre sweet)

“zam empire was the strongest team mane, I dont get why youd betray.”

“bro it was only the strongest team because I was on it.”

oh shitttttttttt that was lowkey kinda colddd

also “I’m not scared of flame. maybe a year ago, but not anymore”

“ummm we’re basically gonna blackmail him into betraying his nation and getting his friends killed :3”

ok why was pentar and yungys reunion kind of adorable yungy hears pentars voice and theyre immediately both so excited + yungys complaint of not being able to even see pentar ugh theyre adorable

NO PLEASE DONT MAKE PENTAR KILL YUNGY HES JUST A BABY I LOVE HIM

this is like a murder mystery but we’re following the murder as he slowly picks everyone off starting with the weakest

EHEHEH FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

“you know youre nothing without me right?” the manipulation is crazyyyy

“yo mane is this winnable!?”

“hahaha I dont think so!”

bro where IS parrot actually I’m 2/3 of the way in and bro has still not shown up

why do all of zams guards glaze him so hard 💀

its so funny how zams guards are just being toxic basically and calling wemmbu weak and coward really generic insults but zams insults are so specific. so targeted. theyre meant for wemmbu and theyre meant to hurt him and him specifically.

wemmbu just pulling out more and more armour is actually so funny

zam literally like yeah but I like him :3

ONCE AGAIN THE VISION OF ZAM CROUCHING OVER WEMMBU TANGLED IN COBS I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DRAW

are these hearts 🤣🤣🤣

also once again the image of wemmbu standing weak and defenceless with no armour surrounded by zams fully kitted guards watching mane and flame fight on equal ground

is this the equivalent of mane and wemmbu breaking up over text 😭

this is weirdly calm like it just feels inevitable

does this count as one strike cause if I was parrot I would NOT let this pass

why is everyone on this server so ok with dying

THE FACT THAT THE MUSIC STARTED UP AGAIN WHEN ZAM SHOWED BACK UP BECAUSE HES THE ONLY ONE THAT WEMMBU ACTUALLY CARED ENOUGH ABOUT TO GET AN ADRENALINE SPIKE FROM HIM SHOWING UP

aww zam apologized OH MY GOD IS THAT CLOWN PIERCE

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WAHT WHATW DGWJDBDKF

[bbywhitefox123]

Summary: Cass Rhett vs. Twitch (ft. Drew Starkey and demon babies).

Warnings: idk none

Cass Rhett’s ring light was on, her mic was plugged in, and her Twitch stream had barely started before the chat was already spiraling into chaos.

“OKAYYYYY, hey babies,” she greeted with a grin, waving to the camera. “Welcome to my very first Twitch stream, and yes—before anyone says it—this is for charity, not clout. Kinda. A little clout never hurt.”

User: CASS QUEEN IS LIVE WTF

User: bro i’m donating my entire paycheck idc

User: play something SCARY cass cmon be real

User: someone said strip poker 😭😭😭

User: mod ban horny jail pls

Cass read the last one and snorted. “Y’all are feral. Someone said strip poker—this is Twitch, not OnlyFans. Behave. I got family watching. Maybe. I hope not.”

She leaned back, twirling a pen between her fingers. “Alright, chat, what are we doing tonight? Sims? Minecraft? Old barbie games? Weird anime games?”

The overwhelming answer?

User: HORROR GAME.

User: this new indie one makes grown men cry fr

User: FNAF BAICHHH

Cass blinked. “...Y’all hate me.”

Still, she downloaded it. “If I scream, nobody clip it, okay?” she said, already knowing she was going to get clipped a hundred times.

Twenty minutes in, Cass was full-on curled in her gaming chair, hoodie up, whisper-screaming.

“OH HELL NO. Nope. Nope. Why are the footsteps getting louder? WHO programmed this demonic shit?”

The chat was in tears.

User: this is content omg

User: cass is fighting for her life rn

User: someone said protect her 😭😭😭

At one point she slammed the pause button and stared deadpan into the camera. “I’m playing this for CHARITY. For THE CHILDREN. And y'all make me get hunted by demons and sweat through my hoodie.”

She unpaused. The second a jump scare hit, she shrieked, flung her mouse, and shouted, “I HOPE YOUR PILLOW’S HOT ON BOTH SIDES, YOU UGLY-ASS GOBLIN BITCH.”

It only made the chat love her more.

User:Cass Rhett needs to autition for scream queen.

User: her agent needs to get her on scream

User: PAHAHHAHAHAH

Cass clutched her chest like she was eighty. “I need a defibrillator. Or tequila.”

The horror game had her pacing in her chair like she was being haunted in real life. The chat was losing it.

User: girl's playing like her soul is on the line 😭

User: this is NOT chill-core streaming this is WAR

User: SOMEONE GIVE HER HOLY WATER

User: cass needs a priest not a new gaming setup lol

"I swear to God, if one more demon baby crawls out of a closet—" she hissed, jumping out of her seat when a door creaked open in-game. "WHAT IS THAT SOUND?? Is it breathing?? Oh my god it's BREATHING I CAN HEAR IT BREATHING—"

She paused the game again and turned to camera, dead serious.

“Why does this sound design go so hard tho? Like... y’all didn’t have to cook like that. Chill. Did y'all call Annabelle for the voice overs— shit feels too real.”

Then, as she reached for her Red Bull, her hands visibly shook. “If this game ends with me peeing myself on camera, we’re deleting this VOD and pretending it was a barbie game stream.”

The chat went in absolute flames.

User: not her trying to be cute

User: cass sweetie this game is eating you alive 💀

User: RAISE THE CHARITY GOAL SHE'S SUFFERING

Suddenly the monster lunged again, and Cass flung her headset off like it bit her.

“NOPE. NOPE. NOOOOOPE. I’m calling the pope. I’m calling my mom. I’m calling my therapist to come fight this demon with me!”

User: WE NEED DREW STREAMEATING CASS 😭

User: not you summoning your therapist to play demon tag

User: call drew starkey and get him in rafe mode. he’d punch the monster for u 🔥

Cass wheezed, laughing but still half-terrified. “Okay I swear to God next stream we’re baking cupcakes and talking astrology. No demons, no knives, no jump scares—just me being hot on camera.”

And yet… she clicked continue.

“I hate myself,” she muttered, adjusting her mic. “Okay, let’s go get murdered. For the kids.”

User: she's a mommy

User: The girlie can act. The girlie can game. And apparently, the girlie can scream in 4K.

User: omg she's so prettyyyyyy 😍😍

User: W behaviour

Cass screamed so loud the mic peaked, the chat glitched, and then — CRASH. Her chair tipped backwards and she hit the floor like a final girl in a slasher flick, her headphones flying across the room.

User: SHE’S GONE. GIRL DOWN. CASS R DOWN

User: clip it. CLIP IT RIGHT NOW

User: did the demon jump out the screen orrr?? 😭

User: chat is think they demon baby got her

User: game name????

Cass, yelled from the floor: “I’m suing. I’m suing the game devs. I’m suing Twitch. I’m suing Satan.”

Just then, the door burst open. Drew Starkey, barefoot, half-dressed in a hoodie and t-shirt, stormed in like he was about to fistfight a ghost.

“CASS?” he yelled, eyes wide. “What the fuck was that? Are you—”

He stopped when he saw her sprawled on the rug, hair a mess, one sock missing, her face frozen in a dazed panic.

“Joseph,” she said, dead serious. “There’s a child demon in that game and it breathes like a forty-year-old smoker.”

Drew blinked. “You fell out of your chair.”

“It lunged at me, Joey!” she snapped, still half on the floor. “It lunged with intention!”

User: WHATCIS MY HUSBAND DOING THERE?!?!

User: roommates?? COZY

User: the way she calls him joseph like he’s grounded

User: did drew just wake up to fight a demon for her i’m GONNA CRY

Drew walked over and grabbed her headset from the floor. “You okay?”

Cass held up a finger. “Emotionally? No. Mentally? Decaying. Physically? Also no. But I’m committed to this bit for charity, so get me something strong and help me back into that chair.”

Drew handed her the headset with a smirk. “You’re being dramatic.”

Cass slid back into the chair dramatically. “I’m a content creator, Joseph.”

He rolled his eyes. “You’re a menace.”

She turned to the camera, hair a mess, eyes wide, voice gravelly: “We're continuing, guys, the demon so did not got me. Joey’s gonna hold my hand though... so I don't swing at that ghost baby.”

Drew murmured from off screen: “Absolutely not.”

User: "joey's gonna hold my hand" 😭😭😭

User: SOMEONE GIVE THEM A PODCAST

User: if they don’t kiss by the end of this stream I'M suing twitch

Cass made the ultimate puppy eyes at him, voice dripping with innocence. “C’mon, play. It’s for charity, baby.”

User: GUYS ARE WE THIRDWHEELING???

User: they're so cuteeeeee

User: bitch don't look at my husband like that. LOOK AT ME

User: babyyy??? That's daddy

The chat exploded with heart emojis, some even donated so he would play.

Drew narrowed his eyes suspiciously. “Really?”

“Yeah, you can ask chat if you want,” Cass slid her chair over so he could see the screen.

Drew stared blankly at the chat scrolling by faster than he could read. “Where do I even look?”

“They’re calling you a boomer,” Cass laughed, barely able to hold it together.

“I’m 31!” Drew shot back, offended.

“My mom had two kids at 31,” Cass shrugged with a sly grin. “You can't even find the chat.”

User: Cassie roasting him live, iconic

User: someone give him his reading glasses lmao

User: I WANT HIM SO BAD

User: playyyyy

Drew sighed, but there was a hint of a smile tugging at his lips as he gave in, “Alright, fine.”

Drew looked around, hands on his hips. “Okay, but like… where am I sitting?”

User: ON MY FACE PLS

User: suddenly I'm a chair

User: JAILLL

Cassie gestured dramatically to her gaming chair. “Here, obviously. Throne's all yours, King.”

He raised a brow. “Nah, I’ll just stand then.”

Cass burst out laughing. “Joey, you’re literally crotch-level with the webcam. Chat’s only seeing your dick.”

Chat went feral.

User: THE ANGLE 💀💀💀

User: Cass be honest you planned this

User: Not Drew giving us free premium content 😭😭

User: "Throne's all yours, King" NAH THE THRONE IS IN HIS PANTS GIRL😭

Drew awkwardly shifted back. “Okay, okay! Fine, I’ll sit. Damn.”

Cassie smirked as she stood up so he could lower himself into the chair. “Much better. PG-13 achieved. For now.”

User: CASS I LOVE U PLS DONT GO BALD ❤️

Cassie stood up beside Drew, brushing her hands down her sweatpants like she was preparing for battle. She scanned chat, then looked down at him—her expression somewhere between amused and dangerously serious.

Drew glanced up at her like a lost puppy. “Okay, what do I do?”

Without answering, Cass picked up the headset and slipped it over his ears, adjusting the mic like she’d done it a hundred times. “Listen closely and be a good boy, Joey. This is sacred ground now. You do not touch anything unless I say so.”

User: WHO IS JOEY?!?!

User: call me good boy pls 🙏

“Okay?” he said, nodding cautiously.

User: THE POWER SHE HOLDS 😩

User: DREW LOOKING AT HER LIKE SHE'S GOD

User: not cass whispering commandments into his ears like it's the ten horror commandments

User: MOMMYYYYY

But of course, he immediately clicked the wrong thing.

“No—Joseph, what the fuck did you just—” She lunged forward, eyes wide as the screen flickered. “You almost ENDED the game. I’ve been traumatized for two hours, and you were about to reset us into hell.”

Drew lifted his hands like he was under arrest. “I was under arrest!”

Cass didn’t even answer—she just dropped down sideways onto his thigh like it was the most natural thing in the world, swiping the mouse from his hand with precision.

“I’m taking over,” she muttered.

User: ON. HIS. LAP.

User: She said: move, citizen.

User: CASS SITTING ON HIM LIKE SHE PAYS RENT THERE

User: Drew.exe has stopped working

Drew blinked. “You’re really just gonna—?”

“Shhh,” she whispered, laser-focused on the screen. “This is a one-woman mission now.”

User: RIP Drew's soul 2025-2025

User: He looks like he's being possessed and blessed at the same time

User: BONER ALERTTTT🚨🚨🚨

Cass didn’t even blink. She adjusted her position on Drew’s thigh like she was made to fit there, one hand expertly steering the mouse while the other hovered over the keyboard. Drew, on the other hand, was malfunctioning in 4K.

His hands were still raised in surrender, lips parted slightly as if he wanted to say something but couldn't remember how to speak. The chat was absolutely feral.

User: THE MAN IS STIFF AS A BOARD AND NOT JUST IN FEAR LOL

User: cass please sit on ME like that 😭😭😭

User: someone go check drew's heart rate rn

Cass tilted her head, her hair brushing his jaw as she leaned forward toward the screen. Drew swallowed hard.

“You smell good,” he muttered under his breath.

Cassie didn’t even look at him. “I know, baby.”

User: OH SHE KNOWS?!?!?? THE POWER??!!??

User: that “i know” just punched me in the throat

User: cass rhett invented top energy istg

A particularly loud screech burst through the headphones, and Drew instinctively grabbed her waist like he could protect her from pixels and surround sound.

Cassie froze for half a second. Just long enough to feel his hands burning through her thin top. Then she smirked.

“Joey,” she said sweetly, “are you holding me because you're scared... or because I’m sitting on you?”

“…Yes,” he muttered, ears burning.

She leaned back against him a little more, arching her brow as she looked at the camera. “Charity stream’s turning into an R-rated movie real quick.”

User: girl be fr 😭

User: drew's soul just left his body, I saw it

User: IM SWEATING AND IM NOT EVEN THERE

User: are they trying to KILL us or??

Cassie finally beat the level—with one dramatic mouse click—and the game cut to a black screen. She smirked, twisting slightly to face him, now basically straddling one of his legs.

Drew's voice came out low. “That was hot.”

“Yeah?” she asked, tilting her head like she didn’t already know. Her fingers toyed with the edge of his shirt where it had ridden up a little.

He glanced at the camera. “We’re still live.”

She gave him the softest, most dangerous smile. “So behave.”

User: “so behave”???? im on the floor

User: cass is playing with FIRE and drew’s just letting her burn him

User: this is a softcore corn someone call twitch HQ

User: i swear if they date irl i’m gonna die happy

User: MOMMYYYYY

Cassie clicked start on the next level, the eerie music of the horror game creeping through the headphones. The dim glow of the screen lit her face, sharp and focused—until a sudden jump scare made her gasp, a small yelp escaping her lips.

Before she could even process it, her body instinctively shifted—she slid down a little more on Drew’s lap, pressing her back against him. His hands found her hips, steadying her gently, thumbs brushing slow circles just beneath her ribs.

User: YOOO WHATS HAPPENING

User: stop playing and start kissing already

User: this is the softest torture i’ve ever seen

User: her scared face??? kill me now she's soooo hot

User: MOM COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

Cassie caught her breath, biting her lip as the screen flickered with shadows and unknown dangers. Every time the game made her jump, she moved closer, her body seeking the warmth and the pressure of Drew’s hands.

He shifted beneath her, his boner pressing into her. She could feel it—firm and demanding—and it made a slow smile spread across her lips.

“Joey,” she murmured, voice low, breath warm against his ear, “you’re distracting me.”

His hand slid a little lower, fingers hooking at the waistband of her shorts. “Just trying to help, Cass.”

Cassie paused the game and turned in his lap, fingers tangling in the front of his shirt, eyes glinting at him.

User: OMG THEY’RE TOUCHING *AND* TALKING

User: she’s definitely teasing him... and we’re all here for it

User: CASS IT'S ABOUT A CHARITY

User: i’m sweating so much rn

“If you want to help, maybe you should play.” She slid her hands off the mouse and rested them gently on her thighs.

Drew grinned, eyes sparkling with challenge. “Alright, sweetheart. Whatever you want.”

Cassie leaned back against his toned chest, feeling the warmth of his skin through her top. His strong arm wrapped around her waist, steady and grounding as his dominant hand moved confidently over the mouse and keyboard. She closed her eyes for a moment, savoring the feeling of him behind her, his breath warm against her neck.

User: OMG THEY’RE SO CLOSE I CAN’T

User: drew’s got this smooth gamer vibe tbh

User: cassie’s just vibin’ on his lap and i’m jealous

User: stream turned into a cozy cuddle sesh realllllllll quick

Cassie’s fingers twined with his at her waist, her head resting lightly against his shoulder. Every now and then, she’d lean into him a little more whenever a scary jump or tense moment came up on screen, her body instinctively seeking comfort — and maybe a little more.

Drew’s voice was steady, teasing, “Not bad, huh, chat?”

Cassie smiled, biting her lip.

User: grandpa's learning the lingo

User: MOMMYYYY and her good boy

Then she glanced at the chat, her lips curling into a sly smile. “Okay, guys, I see you — Joey, they’re calling me mommy.” She laughed softly, shaking her head. “I mean, I guess someone’s gotta keep you in line.”

She scrolled through a few messages aloud, her tone playful and teasing. “What’s Cassie’s secret to looking this flawless while screaming at video games? Honestly, just pure panic and sheer terror.”

User: lmaooo

User: stop gatekeeping bro

User: Drew is such a lucky boomer

User: film a skincare routine for yb pleaseeeee

User: that thigh seat tho, can we get a fanfic?

The chat was buzzing with heart emojis and playful comments as Cassie settled back against him, their chemistry lighting up the stream like pure electricity.

[chunkymamatam]

I'm currently having a Vil obsession...do you perchance have any stories about him/any interactions with him? :') <3

-Reena

Yeah one is a really shitty interaction I had with him (which happens to be literally the first interaction we had lmfao) the rest are chill tho

Now, I’m a big bitch and I start this first interaction off by saying this because context is important and I understand that he genuinely wasn’t trying to be a douche but there’s a reason I’m fat and it’s not cuz I eat too much. Actually most times I struggle to eat at all.

Tw: I’m gonna mention my Eating Disorder and medical issues

Story 1:

I was getting signatures for an interest form about possibly starting a cheer team. I was doing this for a friend and I get to the table with Vil, Rook and Epel(Vil insists that they eat together to keep both Rook and Epel at least somewhat in check lmfao) and I was asking if they’d sign and this mf we looks at me and is like “have you tried the Salads here? They’re good and healthy.” Nah cuz wtf bro 😭 I was flabbergasted bro cuz what???

So I look at him, cuz honestly I expect this from mfers that are that conventionally beautiful, and I’m like “you better shut your fucking mouth before I beat that pretty face of yours black and blue and not that it’s any of your god damn business but I love salads. Ever had a Greek salad?” And he shakes his head “You should try them. They’re good. And healthy”

Then that night Malleus asked about it and I told him that Superstar is lucky he didn’t trigger my ED and he needs to be careful who he talks to like that because it’s gonna make someone relapse and really get hurt. Plus it’s those exact comments that made me feel like it was my fault when I was on medication with the side effects of weight gain and literally took my ability to sweat so what I can physically do is now limited. Malleus did NOT like this. Idk what he did but not long after that Vil approached me before classes and apologized. I relayed what I said to Malleus back to him. He genuinely felt bad and didn’t even think about that which is crazy considering his industry.

On a lighter not I asked to use his sewing machine for the cheer outfits and he said yes. Slight push back on the basis of “wouldn’t Crowley order them”

to which I was like “this man can’t even give me adequate housing” LMFAO

He said yeah after that and was like “only if I have final say on the design.” We’ve been pretty close friends since pfff

Story 2:

When the SDC came around and Ace and Deuce got on the team I panicked when the entirety of Pomefiore tried to beat our asses and broke a vase over someone’s head. Vil yelled at me that “that was expensive” BITCH I AINT APOLOGIZING I WAS BEING MAULED BY A BUNCH OF THEATER KIDS 😭😭😭

Vil was so done with me but like everyone else agreed with me so 💀

Story 3:

There was also this one time I was having a breakdown and he was like “oh sweetheart no. I can’t have you going out looking a mess. Let’s clean you up.” And he took me into the room he was in while staying at Ramshackle and did my hair and makeup. I took a picture and posted it to my Magicam (Cater forced me to make one lol). Tell me why his crazy ass fans identified him by his jawline, shoulders and a pixel of his hair???? This wasn’t even in frame enough that reasonably y’all should’ve been able to identify him 😭

It’s an ongoing joke between us now and we just occasionally post pictures of our legs next to each other, maybe I’ll put one leg over his. It’s really funny cuz I posted pictures of us in our Halloween costumes too and it wasn’t even just with him and they were like “You fat bitch you don’t deserve to date him” Now you can tell me I’m being dumb but that is such a massive leap to conclusions 😭😭😭

[sleepy-vix]

bro just found out a book i thrifted a while back was the SECOND book of a series wtf. theres ZERO indication on the book itself i hate whoever designed this. publishers (or whoever the hell decides these things) DO BETTER 💀 what happened to putting numbers on the spine of the book???? 💀💀

[adamphoebe]

nooo an artist i like has a shit opinion about kdh 😭😔

getting this out there w/o mentioning him cuz i need to get the heat off, but you do know that their appearances have literally nothing to do w the story? yes the fans both in the movie and irl thirst for them and they do look conventionally attractive but like, bro ur focusing on the wrong thing, this isn't putting up with "quirky conventionally attractive" people it's literally just their character designs bro. imo bobby is the baddest bitch in the movie. you don't need to be down bad for the MCs in order to enjoy watching this bro. like wtf is that take.

"i don't feel like putting up with quirky conventionally attractive people" did huntr/x kill your grandma bro?? 😭💀

as for the movie being kinda boring, that's just like, your opinion man.

yea it's not groundbreaking, it's cliché in some places, it's sometimes cringe, and the song lyrics aren't the best, but it's also just under the category of fun movies for me. it's a solid 7/10. you need fun and whimsy in your heart for this movie. why can't we enjoy movies if they're not groundbreaking anymore istg. you don't watch spy kids because it's good, you watch it cuz it's fun. i admit i rolled my eyes at some parts of the movie but it wasn't bad by any means.

i think the biggest critique i have of the movie is that too much stuff happens at once. if this was a series like originally pitched it would've been so much better.

ok that's all if you find who im talking about and you tell him i made this post i will personally beat you to death and eat your corpse like a vulture.

[officialfishinacondom]

Chat idk why it took me so long but I’ve been wear boxers for cis-dudes for a bit (instead of the boxers i was wearing which were designed for cis-girls) and found out that theres a fucking DICK HOLE??????? Hello what the fuck. Just pull your boxers down if you really wanna jerk it or piss bro wtf 😭💀

[m1ckeyb3rry]

OKAY LIVE REACTION HERE WE GO (all written in my notes app and pasted lol)

KAFKAS BACK?! confusion?!? Why?? Does she not like recognize us?? Do we not recognize her? I can’t remember if we remember her or not?? ALSO HER AND THE EVIL SEXY GUY ARE TEAMATES OR WHATVER?? gasps

omg Dan heng got BANNED?! LMAO WTF DID HE DO 😭💀 still feel so bad about the nightmare scene it hurts me ☹️

OH MY GOSH I HAVE BEEN STUCK ON THIS STUPID FIGHT FOR 35 MINIYES I KEPT DIEING WHAY THE FREAK?!? ACC crashing out rn I need a break

okayyy who did pretty fox lady I love her design Okur okurr….

okurrr she’s taking us to the boss lady okurr….

I do nawt like the boss ladies outfit tbh… mm….

Jing Yuan 😍😍🤤🤤 omg stop I’m giggling so hard rn his voice hehehehehehehhzjajjsjdndkedkr he wants me bro

DAN HENG IS ON HIS WAYYYY YAYAYAYAYAYAY STOP HES WORRIED AUGH IM GLAD HES HERE (march was getting on my nerves tbh (still love her! H I lobe Mr yang he’s funny

(I stopped writing here lol- Im at the part where Qingque (?) has taken us to go question Kafka w/ the others)

KIRA!! idk how i missed this omg i am so sorry 😭😭😭 I AM SO HYPE TO READ ALL ABT IT!!

KAFKA YESSS her and evil guy are in fact connected hehe the opps are always linking up…and no it’s mentioned in the beginning that trailblazer doesn’t really remember anything !! it’s all very mysterious hehe

HELP YES bro is in fact banned 😓 his lore is lowkey insane LOLOL we heart dan heng though my beautiful complex infodumping freak 😭

JFHDJS the boss fights are def annoying i feel for you 😫 wishing you luck soldier ✊🏻

tingyun and yukong!! i love them hehe yukong gets a companion quest later on that’s really fun to play through imo

LMAOO YOUR MAN IS FINALLY HERE 🙏🏻 his voice is very majestic yes yes also fun fact!! his weapon that he wields (with one hand sometimes) needs three to four normal men to carry ^^ make of that what you will

OMGGG YOU WILL MEET SUSHANG AND LUOCHA SOON!! they are very funny hehe and yesss the return of dan heng 🥹💖 he is so sweet and genuine if not a bit awkward i love him sm

yeah i’m ngl sometimes march’s voice does grate on me a bit i tend to skip through her voice lines very quickly (i’m also a fast reader so that helps) HAHA idm her as a character though!! a lot of people LOVEE her i think i’m pretty neutral tbh. I LOVE WELT THOUGH omg he’s so funny and ngl sooo fine #speakingmytruth

ahh i wonder if you have gotten much further since sending this!! PLEASE DON’T HESITATE TO SEND ME MORE LIVE UPDATES!! i think this just got lost amidst my ask game 😓💔 but normally i will be much faster I PROMISE

[moonloovi]

Back to Ever after high and how i will NEVER forgive them for discontinuing it, anyways can we talk about their designs like bro i want their wardrobe 🗿✋ but if I'd be honest with y'all i don't want their heels like bro wtf is that, how???

I'd be dying from pain if i wear slippers and they're here along with monster high girls wearing THESE heels like bro u don't feel pain or u and Barbie and monster high js sleep and do ur normal routine with ur feet like this💀💀

(Btw that's not my art i stole it from Pinterest XD)

[fragment-take-over]

okay hi normal teXT POST AHAHGHEAL- so,,,, i remember-- distantly, seeing a tumblr post about how Pac looks more like his mom... Which i agree with! bro is so mama's boy coded like wtf do you mean he looks like Zac are you on dru-- COUGH anyway! so most of my Pac designs will,,,,,,,, be Sunny driven yaya! i feeelll like i should've mentioned this IN my...screenshotredrawpost...EH ITS FINE i'm kinda all over the place since i woke up at 1 am 💀 designs plural because... i have a lot of pmatga aus either being worked on or as like hobby things.... yaya!. . theres just so many opportunities with this stuff on go-

[wizardfrog69]

୨⎯ "Crocheting/knitting hobby (bsd)" ⎯୧

Basically if you had a crocheting/knitting hobby. also mostly platonic

Also requests are wide open if you want me to write about anything! :)

Feat. Fukuzawa, Yosano, Atsushi, Kunikida, Jun'ichirō, Kenji, Kyōka, Dazai, Ranpo, Katai Tayama, Ace, Chuuya,Chuuya's hat, Kōyō, Arthur, Akutagawa, Higuchi, Hirotsu, Kajii, Oda, Ango, Fitzgerald, Karl, Fyodor, Ivan Goncharov, Nikolai, Sigma

Yukichi Fukuzawa:

Omg he loves the fact that you could make him a scarf

Mike him a scarf btw

He loves it

Also make tiny hats and scarfs for the cats

Love's them also <3

Akiko Yosano:

If you make her anything then she would wear it everywhere

Shows off what you made

Is proud

Atsushi Nakajima:

Please make him like a sweater or something

Yk he'll wear it 24/7

Doesn't he have like one pair of clothes?

Idk just make him something

Doppo Kunikida:

Is proud that you have such useful skills

I don't think he needs anything

But if you make him something then he'll wear it when necessary

Would probably prefer it over his other things of the same use

Jun'ichirō Tanizaki:

Love's, absolutely adores your skill

Make him a shit tone of sweaters and he'll wear every last one of them 24/7

Love's everything you make

Idk why but I feel like he would know how to knit

Will knit you shit aswell

Kenji Miyazawa:

I'm gonna assume that people in his village used to crochet/knit cuz its such a common thing and you would need those skills to make cloths

Whenever you knit/crochet he will sit there are just stare

It's mesmerising to watch someone do such a thing

Pls make him a little cow teddy

Kyōka Izumi:

And you make her a bunny teddy

Also loves to watch

Will thank you politely after you make her something

She will be very grateful

Osamu Dazai:

I'm sorry but watching people crochet or knit is so mesmerising

Watches your every move while you do your thing

Will ask you to make him stuff

Asked you to make him a rope 🥰

Ranpo Edogawa:

Doesn't care ????

I feel like he wouldn't care much

Still appreciates the things you make him but wouldn't really care

Katai tayama:

Bro make him like a blanket or something

Idk why but he's silly rn

My brain thinks he's silly rn

Make him a blanket tho

I just realised it sounds like I'm forcing you to make all of these things

Ace:

Mans will gamble all that shit away

Sorry babes your talent is wasted with him

Chuuya Nakahara:

Crochet a flower for his hat

Idc for him just his hat

Chuuya's hat:

It enjoys the flowers you make it

And other little things

Decorate the hat

Hat enjoys your company

You and the hat are getting married now

Chuuya is invited to the wedding

Runs off with his hat and asks the hat to never leave his side

Now you are in a relationship with chuuya's hat and chuuya

You can make chuuya like new gloves or something idc

Kōyō Ozaki:

Idk what you could make this beautiful lady

Maybe a scarf or something

Arthur Rimbaud:

Use that extra thick wool for his things

Make him a scarf. Gloves. Hat, socks and everything

This man is freezing to death 24/7

Ryūnosuke Akutagawa:

Whatever you do use black yarn

He doesn't really need anything

Maybe a scarf (such an original idea ik)

Ichiyō Higuchi:

Loves everything thing you make

Respectfully shows off what you made

Ryūrō Hirotsu:

I forgot who this is 💀

Nvm it's the old guy

Like idk just like idk

Motojiro Kajii:

Make him lemon scented lemons

To me this guys personality is just lemons

Sakunosuke Oda:

You better be using those skills to make the kids winter clothes

He adores you and he loves what you can do

Ango Sakaguchi:

Man wouldn't even realise

He's too busy working

Francis Scott Fitzgerald:

He fond your skills useful when he was in his poor era 😍

Karl:

Make this racoon some tiny socks or something

Or a cute little hat

Fyodor Dostoevsky:

Make little cloths for his rats or something idk

Make him this:

Ivan Goncharov:

He needs a nice hat

Nikolai Gogol:

And he needs a silly hat

Sigma:

Bones ruined him

Like wtf is his character design? The hair is too light the shoes are not shoeing

Like no one can walk in those shoes

Poor Sigma:(

Sorry I got too lazy to continue

[bvcktommy]

woah wtf I didn't know ANY of that about the authors?? They harassed Mile? Mistreated Apo???? The fuck??? This is Cassie Clare with Shadowhunters but worse.

oh yeah theres whole videos out there of them harassing mile which u can see here (literally coming from mile himself and they just laugh in the bg) and here

someone associated with them also recently accused apo of sexually harassing mile but they deleted the tweets when they got a TON of blacklash from it, if u search @wannggjinn852 on twitter you can see a lot of people dragging them for it even though the tweets are gone. then a few days later daemi (the 2 authors) were in an audio call with the account on twitter spaces

there was another incident where daemi scheduled a photoshoot for book covers but they did it when apo was on a retreat somewhere so they only got bible, build, and mile to do it and people were pissed that apo was left out and daemi got super touchy about it and started being shady to apo on twitter. the ss's are buried and the tweets are deleted but apo was liking some tweets that were supporting him and defending him and one of the writers (yok) vagued him and made shady comments about apo liking them and not calling them etc. and then Ole (who plays the guy porsche caught kinn about to sleep with) decided to voice his support for daemi despite having like 20 seconds screentime and got dragged for it so 💀

boc has also apparently had to tell them to stop hosting things about kinnporsche the series but apparently they keep doing it and giving out information they shouldn't be and then boc and apo and mile get the blame when people are disappointed because of it

im pretty sure they have some personal vendetta against apo because of the way they treat him its so so gross im convinced that both the writers have a creepy infatuation with mile (checks out bcs they based kinn of mile) and are jealous because him and apo are such good friends, like they're super comfortable with each other they're tactile and affectionate and it makes daemi foam at the fucking mouth lmao

tldr: daemi fucking sucks bro and this is nothing to do with the series or be on cloud, this is about the dumpster fire of a novel.

edit: they deleted the posts about the creepy t-shirt merch they made with vegas’ “dont worry im not going to hurt you” on it but are we surprised they made it considering the novel content lmao

edit x2: i found the t shirt they designed help this shit ugly bro graphic design is their passion

[ifieabouteverything]

Rewatching Ninjago

(With no context other than the episode)

The Tournament of Elements episode 9-10

Uh huh. So im just supposed to believe that the people of ninjago city are scared of serpentine ppl (like skyler) when the serpentine just saved them from the overlord

Skyler: i wish i still had the power to change

Kai: you have changed, your with us now.

Thats actually so sweet

Kryptarium prison: jail for the worst of the worst.

Dont the ninja get thrown in here once

Pythor: AND forced me to take a shrinking pill!

That wasn’t for you and NO ONE told you to jump and take it.

Cole: ill handle this!

(Throws rocks at prison bars almost freeing inmates)

Cole you dumbass.

Keep forgetting these two anacondrai are kapow and chope. They changed :(

They were so goofy before

Lloyd: we cant let him get into the wrong hands! Literally…

Pythor: oh i get it, its literal because of my size. 😒 Well, im a little sensitive so-

Garmadon: a little sensitive?

Love them pun teaming

Cole: It aint fair! Why do they get weapons and we dont!

Jay, completely serious: Everythings a weapon in the big house. (Fights an anacondrai with a toothbrush)

Jay have you gone to jail

Cant believe Wus snake racist

Maybe he should have gone with the ninja and seen the snakes new civilization under ground

Lloyd: I lost him

Garmadon: wha- What do you mean you lost him?!? Find him!!!

Hes such a dad 😭

Wait wait wait i forgot when were there pirates

Oh ok when garmadon brought them to life with the mega weapon.

Got it

Why is it that they never use their elemental power when they actually need to

COLE. DONT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. NOW THEYRE ALL GONNA ESCAPE.

(Cole, busting down walls to escape.)

Jay: when people try to bust out of jail, they do so quietly. not literally!!!

Jay. Have you. Been to. Jail.

Okay pythors actually hilarious

THE MEME SCREAM

ITS BEEN SO LONG

Jay: what happened to ‘we stay as one?’

Garmadon: this isnt a vote jay, this is war.

Good to know jay knows when to stfu

I actually feel like sometimes he takes garmadon more seriously than Wu

I feel so bad for Garmadons guilt, like honestly, the letter isnt even that bad. Yeah its a dickish thing to do. But if wu and misako dwell on it and get angry then thats on them, it happened YEARS ago and it was chen who pressured him.

Misako: theres smth wrong… what aren’t you telling me.

Garmadon: were on the threshold of war and im a man-snake. Take your pick.

Jenfusbdjfbskne

Misako: the letter? Oh! It was the reason i fell in love with you.

Oh.

Well…

Lloyd probably felt like he scared that kid with the dragons blast, but he didnt get to see how the kids eyes sparkled and threw his soccer ball away, asking anyone if they wanted to play dragons 😭

I actually love Coles dragons design.

This whole season Cole has a sort of greenish glow to his powers but im pretty sure later its more lava like and I cant decide which one I like more.

Praise that old lady who only cares about driving her car and not being blocked by dragons in this madness

KAI STOP FIREBLOCKING THE ROADS.

NO NOT THE DRAGON LOVER KID

Wu let Garmadon be angry i feel like hes allowed to after everythings chens done to him 💀

STOOOP

NO.

CHEN.

YOU FUCKER.

GARMADON WAS GONNA TELL THEM HIMSELF.

HE WAS ABOUT TO.

IM GENUINELY ANGRY WTF CHEN.

im crying.

Wu bro pls hes sorry he said hes sorry

Ik if that happened to me I would be pissed asf

But still!!!!!

At least skylers keeping a steady head.

HFJSNFJDNSJNR

Wu's passive aggressiveness is so funny

And fair

He needs time and that's ok

Wu thinks a lot like an actual military or war general

Very strategic

KAI AT THE DOOMSDAY COMIX GIVING A SPEECH FOR HELP

JAY AT THE JUNKYARD

ZANE AT HIS MONUMENT STATUE

COLE AT THE PRISON

I'm so hyped

WAAAAR

THE LITTLE SNAKE BOY WITH A BOMBER JACKET MADE A HUMAN KID FRIEND IM CRYING

my favorite trope is when the city fights with the heroes

(statue and rocks fall down)

Awkward silence

The anacondrai a second later: ARAAARGRHRRRR

Pythor named the sewer rat Rodrigo

Is this pythors character arc???

Skyler after throwing her father: sorry, but i have a few daddy issues.

HFISNFJSJRKR

I said this in my last reaction but Garmadons urge to self sacrifice himself as an act of heroism to make up for what hes done/doesn’t think he deserves to live, is smth so obvious but smth i thought he changed and grew from

Now hes relapsing :(

Lloyd: you think im gonna stick around to watch you go! Fine! My real family needs me.

LLOYD NO 😭

I FORGOT GARMADON SACRIFICED HIMSELF BEFORE TURNING EVIL THIS IS GONNA KILL ME

Not the melodramatic music.

NOT THE FLASHBACKS

this is unfair

Lloyd literally a minute after (comes back): if anyone should be sending you off. Its me.

Well that was quick.

Had a whole realization in 0.5 seconds

Garmadon: I yearned to make the world in my image. I never realized I already had, in you.

Brb sobbing my eyes out

Even pythors like 😧

I love when rad snakes kill poser cultists

I hate that the “whats wrong! Looks like you’ve seen a ghost!” Joke from Cole was completely intentional in foreshadowing bc the anacondrai generals look just like Morro and Cole when theyre ghosts and the ghost seasons right after this

Chen: Save me skyler!

Skyler: 🙂

They made pythor big again :D

What the anacondrai generals said to Lloyd is probably the most respect hes been given for like, EVERYTHING EVER.

Skyler

No, no you dont. You DONT need to take up the family business. Let it burn to the ground. Its fine :)

NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU BURNING THE SPELLBOOK THATS SO USEFUL WTFFF

HFNSJFNSNR WHY IS MORRO HERE

he popped out of nowhere and that took me so off guard

[saintobio]

hello saint!!! I JUST READ SN 8 AND BRO WAS IT AWESOME

i decided to compile everything so i wouldnt burden your asks hehe

idk if this is important but im one of the people (im feeling ambitious so im also gonna say 'i was' aheheheheh *weird people noises*) who suggested getou and shoko share a cigarette 😭🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️😭😭😭😭😭 i just feel appreciated because an idea of mine was included IN LITERAL ART

when i read that scene i felt like fainting they're so hot together wtf i love them

THE DRAMA— i feel like im watching a telenovela but much better

sera i love sera now she's otw to character development AND I AM IN FOR THAT

im excited to see naoya again teehee that manipulative smooth talking bastard

but im kinda worried of how naoya could possibly block sera's character development

with all the fluff that is going on, i have come to the belief that toji and y/n will never happen

i have accepted it so its fine i love toji but this is a gojo fic so yk maybe i should open my heart to this beautiful cerulean eyed man

baby yuuta deserves the world why is his mom so hateful envious and greedy *starts singing i bet on losing dogs*

yuuta is TRAUMATIZED. what have you done to your son you evil wench his kind heart doesn't deserve this kind of torment

eula was the main antagonist all along

saint what about adding pacify her by melanie martinez to the playlist (just an idea idk if its right)

i am so overwhelmed in a goodway

so here are some questions i have!!

1. did sera see eula push dadjo off the stairs?

2. is naoya laughing behind the scenes?

3. will sn 2 be a battle at court?

4. okay this is not a question but saint i love you i love sn and thank you for the time and research you dedicate just to feed us pls drink ur water everyday i love you

5. will naoya show up? i miss him omg he's so cunning its attractive

6. i also miss toji dilf and the kids. what are the kids feeling about the art y/n designed for them? (this is like of a character interview but pls answer)

7. how is sera doing? did she stay in the house she recently leased or did she have to move? whats her job now?

8. WHERE IS GIRLBOSS GEN I ALSO MISS HER WHERE DID SHE GO

9. what does the mansion look like

10. will eula be published online for her behavior?

11. what does their wedding ring look like? is it embezzled with diamonds or just gold?

12. will sera also testify

13. what are the rumors— can we hear some rumors thats spreading across the company

in conclusion i love sn so much its my daily motivation and saint again im reminding you to drink water everyday because water has many benefits

thank you for dedicating time to write sn i really feel blessed everytime it updates

i love you i love you i love you i love you

thank you thank you thank you thank you

1. no, sera wasn’t there. it happened at the gojo mansion.

2. he is 💀

3. YES. expect a trial scene.

4. tysm !!! ilyt and yes this series requires so much research i can’t 😭

5. naoya will show up for a scene w sera :>

6. they adore her as a person and admire her for her talent. they find her designs very sophisticated and suited for their taste

7. sera is jobless and depressed. they’d have to move back to their old rundown apartment

8. gen will be back soon i’m scared

9. you may check the sn gallery

10. hahahah maybe

11. just gold, i think it’s in the gallery too

12. hmmmmm :>

13. the rumors are wild; sera is prego, dadjo had a stroke bc of it, eula wants to claim all of dadjo’s assets, gojo and yn are not in a happy marriage

overall, thank u as well for consistently supporting sn !! it means so much to me 🥺 <33

[faerociousbeast]

since i no longer consider myself a genshinner i will share some of my thoughts! epic! do not try at 3am. leaks and its long and stuff warning

- i dont like in game yelan ayato or childe sorry. rich 5* hydro users just arent it for me i guess especially if theyre bows.

- yelans design however objectively speaking i can see why so many like her 👍 go girls

- heizou also i am not a fan of 😕 Unfortunate! hes made me lose my detective liking streak

- i am bad with bows i am so bad with bows.

- idk how i feel about tighnari anymore. a lot of my negative opinions are fandom based tbh and its not the characters' fault for that but w him, the instant switch up was so insanely obvious im kinda iffy about he himself 💀💀 dont c/ynonari me

- also his voicceee 😭😭 never any hate to the vas but its so bad. i dont like it. i have him and made myself do a challenge where i got however many waypoints in sumeru in my ar 55 world using only him at level 11 so i can make this judgement.

- c/ynonari is genuinely.... fhwhhrgegrggrgr LIKE ITS NOT BAD i guess, no comment as far as me being cyno goes, but it just got so popular so quick it jumpscared me

- al-hai/tham. another im more so irritated by what you represent otherwise i probably would like him better. boy why are you white

- kav/eh too man like half of these designs would Literally Look Better With Slightly More Saturated Skin what is going ON!!!!!!!

- i personally dont care for kusa/nali for yk colourism reasons too but there very much is a. well the men are hot. lets get mad at the women tho

- ni/lou is the okest so far for cultural representation but her i just dont care for

- uhhhh. hm. what THE HECK is faru/zans design..... bro... its so bad im sorry? PROFESSOR?? huh? what? 3* design behaviour

- same w nah/ida 😭😭 dont argue against me i get it shes a kid cool nice her pale design is literally not interesting to me its. whatever. thats a 5*? lmao ok

- god...... actually this isnt even a my opinions list its jyst a things-that-were-ruined-for-me bc racism bht everyone else ignored it which ruined it for me more. anyways the harbingers.

- they knew what they were doing with the release time on that and everyone ate it up and it makes me sad bc i was genuinely very invested in the harbingers! but then theyre all shown all at once at a time like that huh. gross.

- idm scaras new design its cool its jhst we got TOO MANY BLUE GREEN PEOPLE 😭😭 change it up!!! his old colour palette or whatever was unique that what was nice ab it. yeah but his new colour scheme is getting a bit old sorry.

- the stepping on is funny for his burst everyone getting mad at it but not raidens is irritating tho

- layla is like..... people ARE being dramatic but i get what they mean on the voice. change it up a little we dont need more high pitched stressed girls my god!!! oh wait this is an anime waifu game

- i love itto 👍 NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT HIS PERSONALITY. he was another ruined by the fandom bc LITWRALLY ALL I KNEW ABIYT HIM, BEFORE I DID HIS QUEST, was he had abs. thag was it. that was all anyone evr told me. he had slightly more abs than all the other skinny twinks. j dont care aboyt abs so i didnt care about him its that sjmple!!!!! why didnt anyone tell me how great he is!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!!!!!! injustice

- AYA/THOMA IS SO OVERRATED oh my god stop talking

- itto/rou seems to have died down? or idk im interacting with the right people