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Making this my main Tumblr and moving all this shiz onto a different one 馃憣
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Didn't Lauren say in her recent wtfaid post that she's clearing out a bunch of stuff? Maybe they are preparing to move but the boxes could just be for storing stuff they don't need/want anymore. Either way I love when we all become detectives about these things. Its very entertaining seeing people put context clues together
I still don鈥檛 think that fully explains it because unless they鈥檝e decided they need a complete overhaul of decorating, there鈥檚 no reason for the pictures to be down, and even if so there鈥檇 have to be something ELSE going on because I鈥檓 100% sure if the reason they鈥檇 been so busy was just clearing stuff out Joey would have just said that 馃槀 THOSE are the context clues
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WTF Am I Doing? Bike touring and camping on the gorgeous Olympic Peninsula, while applying for permanent housing. Adventuring until something great opens up in Port Townsend, WA, or nearby. Incredible biking opportunities abound, while PT is an awesome little lefty paradise in itself, with bike / bus / ferry access to downtown Seattle just an hour away. Awesomeness. Just spent 5 days camping in the middle of the Olympic National Forest, in a crafty little spot I call my Hideout. It's deep in the rainforest, at the top of a cliff on two sides, at the bottom of a cliff on a third side, and almost impossible to access on the only thin, tiny, twisting route in. Getting in requires throwing yourself into a thick, virtually impenetrable mass of bushes and foliage 6 feet high for dozens of yards, then scaling a hill so steep it's practically a cliff face, while the mud and roots and logs underfoot make it a bit nightmarish to navigate -- if you can navigate it all. The spot is so hard to get to that I don't worry in the slightest that anyone would ever get to it without my guidance, while I imagine even the bears in the area are like, fuck THAT noise. Bears are the main issue. Have had a few close calls with them in the past. You see, this is a spot I've actually lived in for months, covertly, on various adventures Into The Wild. Took me weeks of hunting and thinking about spots until I found the perfect one. Once, at this spot, I was awoken at 3 am or so by this horrendous scraping, rending, ripping sound a couple dozen yards away. Sounded like a very large monster eating a very large tree. Found out later that bears sometimes like to claw the living shit out of trees, for some reasons I can't remember, other than to terrify he living shit out of solitary campers in the middle of the night. Another incident involved an open packet of mustard that made a mess throughout my backpack. Ultra pungent food scent + being in bear territory = BAD NEWS. Felt very iffy about exploring much that day as a result... And then I can across what looked like a human leg bone. Stared at the leg bone a bit. Then decided to say Fuck THAT Crazy Shit. Went back from whence I came, across a field for a hundred yards, then across a road, to where my bike was. Suddenly, a car stopped, a couple nice round fat people got out, and were gawking in EXACTLY the direction I had just come from. "Holy Shit!" Exclaimed one, "That's the biggest fucking bear I've ever seen!" I was a couple dozen yards away, behind a mass of bushes, and by the time I came out to see, the bear had scampered back into the forest... Exactly where I'd been 20 minutes prior. So I currently have 3 defenses versus a bear attack. Bears fear loud shrill synthetic sounds, and the million-volt stun gun I have makes the craziest loudest electric crackling synthetic sound imaginable. So I'm pretty sure just the sound of it would scare off the vast majority of bears in the area. Then I have pepper spray with a wide area effect that shoots 20 feet, for when I'm out of my tent. But you don't want to be spraying pepper spray INSIDE of your tent, in case of a bear attack, so I have a second, gel-based pepper spray that requires you to aim well (as it comes out as a stream of gel), but doesn't fill the air with a cloud of devastating pepper mist that would choke and blind you as much as your attacker were you to fire it in your tent. So I feel pretty safe in my little tent, in my Hideout, in the middle of the deep dark forest... Except for sometimes, in the middle of moonless nights, when it seems like The Blair Witch is right outside the tent, waiting to devour me. It's a pretty unusual thing, being alone in a tent deep in the forest, deep at night... And sometimes, just freaky as hell. Feels like you KNOW She's out there, waiting to kill and eat you, and maybe not in that order. But for the past 5 days, no sign of The Witch. Felt very peaceful, quiet, tranquil out there, every night. But should The Blair Witch threaten, I have a plan. Which I'll go into in my next blog post: Smoking Death Star With The Blair Witch.
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Going through my abandoned E-mail account and found something scandalous, hence why it's not a prioritize of my time.
I am so full of suprises.
We all have our Sshecrets.
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You are really good at making me feel pretty shitty, and worthless....
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Lauren鈥檚 normally so on top of replying to wtfaid comments and I am very much in need of a Diane update! I hope she鈥檚 doing okay
It worried me last week when she said they鈥檇 had a call from the vet saying it was pneumonia and then she didn鈥檛 reply at all for hours and hours, but she did start replying to them, and with nothing else to suggest Diane got worse again I鈥檇 rather assume she just turned her phone off which is incredibly valid right now
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