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people who say that darry would be like old people (tech illiterate, etc) kinda missed the point of his character, the entire idea was that he was forced to grow up too fast when he was still a kid. he's not 40 leave him alone he's 20, he's not much older than ponyboy
#he should be at the club#the outsiders#darry curtis#im 14 and i see a bunch of 20 yr olds on here and they do not type like a facebook mom or whatever yall make darry to be in terms of#tech literacy#wtv it's called idk#im just saying words
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More of this Ram Hybrid! Price with Ouessant Ram (a type of sheep, I love them)! Gaz and Guardian Dog! Reader.
Gaz is the kind of sheep hybrid who knows he’s compact and powerful and beautiful because of it. He wears his horns like a crown and doesn't give a damn that they curl tighter, or don’t reach as high, or aren't as thick as some of the other rams.
And sometimes Price just watches him be. He watches him lean into affectionate headbutts with you. And he watches him laugh when Soap makes goat jokes and sticks on a helmet and they just go at it. He watches him take a small polishing cloth out of his kit bag, sit down cross-legged, and start working the shine into his horns like the very important ritual it is.
And one day, just casually, Gaz says, “Cap. You wanna help?”
Price freezes mid-step, enough that you see the flicker of surprise and caught-off-guard-ness in his expression.
Gaz keeps on, folding his cloth, and waits.
You’re lounging nearby, head on your arms, fluffy ears twitching with the quiet. And you know Gaz well enough to know this isn’t some pity offer, he genuinely wants your Captain to do it.
Price stands there a second longer, like maybe he thinks it’s a trap. Then he steps closer and slowly kneels.
Gaz shifts a little to face him and tilts his head.
Price takes the cloth when it’s handed over, careful with the tin. He dips a thumb into the polish. And when he starts, it’s with a kind of softness you’ve never seen on his face before, not even when he's sleeping.
He polishes in slow, small circles, following the natural curl of Gaz’s horn. Just at the base first, thumb anchoring the ridge while the cloth works upward.
“You’ve got good symmetry,” he murmurs.
Gaz hums. “Mum always said they’d curl tight and neat and strong.”
“They do,” Price says. “They’re… regal.”
Price pauses like he doesn't know where the words came from.
But Gaz just smiles like the proud little sheep he is.
You shift closer, head resting on your arms again. Your tail thumps once behind you, lazy and content.
Price keeps working. Up one curl. Down the next. Gentle around the ridges.
You can imagine him doing it for himself: horns bowed over a basin, cloth warmed in his palm, the slow build of shine beneath his fingers. You wish you could have seen it.
Gaz doesn’t rush him, just hums and sighs contentedly every few passes. It almost makes you giggle, but you can't bear to interrupt.
When Price finishes and he sets the cloth down and traces the last curve of Gaz’s horn with bare fingertips, his eyes are a little shinier than they were before.
You lean in then and press your forehead gently to his temple, a soft, affectionate nudge. And he presses back.
#I HIT POST INSTEAD OF EDIT ! FUCK!#hey so this is actually a metaphor for sex /j IM JOKING IM JOKING#something about gaz being the like bright and unaffected version of price before the world his price with a sledge hammer makes me feels#cod#call of duty#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#Ram!Price#Ouessant Ram!Gaz#Guardian Dog!Reader#my writing#tf 141#uh? idk what else#price x reader#gaz x reader#queque#anyway wtv#hybrid au
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How yuriful



#uzi looks so out of place but wtv 😭😭😭#netts daily yap session#murder drones#serial designation j#uzi doorman#tessa james elliot#saw an edit of them earlier 😼#great minds do think alike#tessa x uzi x j#tesszi#juzi#jessa#i call them.#companyhazard 🔥🔥#OR OR#doubledbrandedguns 😼😼😼#idk 😞
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I LOVE TOXIC SHIPS!!!!! I LOVE SHIPS WHERE THOSE MFS FIGHT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME!!!! I LOVE SHIPS THAT ARE EVIL AND WRONG GRAAAAAA I HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS
#lawlight#batjokes#soapshipping#editing to add#thoschei#twissy#doctor x master#wtv you wanna call em i love them too <3333#you three are my achilles heel i fucking love lawlight and batjokes and soapshipping you dont understand you dont get it dude theyre so#AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH#just... somethin bout having a deep and raw and unparalleled understanding of another person that makes you crave them carnally#oh to be loved for your flaws rather than in spite of them#idk! i think i am just unwell
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ended up in booktok like-

please stop with these "modern retellings"; they're more unoriginal, disrespectful to the source, and even more and tone-deaf than disney live action remakes, and that's saying something.
*puts these stories and the ETL trope away until they learn what it actually entails and they can finally tell the difference between ab*se and a mutual rivalry that could really evolve into understanding and love -or even a safe, sane and consensual sexual relationship*
#anti booktok#anti bookstagram#anti tiktok#critical thinking#pro literacy#booktok memes#anti fanfic binding#btw would it kill you to learn to write a summary instead of relying on listing tropes like pizza toppings?#hades and persephone#pride and prejudice#beauty and the beast#every time I think i like a m/f ship and i come across a batb au a p&p au or a h&p au i take it as a sign to nope tf away#some might be good but most are likely to be character assassination with a big scoop of badly-written “dark smut”#anti hades and persephone#anti shadow daddies#or wtv tf the creepy male leads are called#just for good measure bc this stuff/“dynamics” is/was? idk rampant in these fandoms and now some fics are 'original fiction' books ->#anti reylo#anti dramione#anti sjm#anti consumerism
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WOULD u crack one open with @theredbushman ??
The description is interesting, but I’d rather not share a glass with him.
That will be going in my liquor cabinet, thank you very much.
#//ok need that#spy replies#tf2 rp blog#team fortress 2 roleplay#//his cabinet is a walk in closet probably#//or wtv a large wine room is called idk guys#I could go for some wine (I don’t rly drink. but I can!!!)
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has anybody written about silco and vander specifically as warwick, or wtv the hell werewolf thing he had going on, fucking nasty yet????? asking for myself
#i need to see it i just need to ik the emotions or lack thereof would go hard#i might write mostly straight x reader fics and be a dyke but theres a reason my friends call my desk chair a fujo throne#arcane#zaundads#<- is that the right tag idk#silco x vander#wtv#jules jabbers
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Dandy's world au.. coming out soon...
#fanart#artists on tumblr#original art#dandy's world#dandys world#astro dandys world#dandy's world astro#dandys world sprout#dandy's world sprout#sprout dandys world#dandys world astro#dandys world au#dandys world ichor takeover or wtv#idk what to call it :frown:#just know that tons blow up if there's too much ichor in them
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what do you mean its. frantically looks at calender. what. what do you mean its october seventeen twenty twenty-four. what do you mean cquackity and ctommy begged cwilbur not to press the button on this very day. what. WHAT DO YOU ME-
#VICEDUO/CALAMITY DUO NO ONE WILL EVER BE YOU NEVER EVER!!!#also shout out to transfem c!quacks c!wilb and c!tom that clip when c!wilbur first lead them to the button made me think (wwoah. transfems)#dsmp#dream smp#tommyinnit#c!tommy#c!wilbur#c!quackity#heathers trio#<- is that what they're called?? i cant remember so sorry </3#also C!WILBUR NO ONE WILL BE YOU EVER!!! SHOUT OUT TO MY C!CRIME BOYS. MY C!TNTDUOERS.#MY C!CALAMITY/VICE DUOERS!!! SHOUT OUT TO YOU!!! SHOUT OUT TO YOU C!HEATHERS(?) TODAY!!!#my heart died htis day if you like. even if care wtv idk...
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angel/demon solarflare doodle i started bfore stream and started doing at the end to calm myself down
#i think i rly love angel zam it fits her sooo well#call me solarflare pilled or wtv but they always look so good together idk#🔖 oz scribbles#bro i. KEEP FORGETTING I HAVE A DOODLES TAG#dammit
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cookiE and cream 𖦹 headcanons
ft. wakasa x afab!reader
synop + cw: wakasa and his oral fixation aka pussy drunk wakasa is the best wakasa. oral (reader receiving) and everything that may come with that
a/n: hmu if this is any good


old news but this man has THE oral fixation
so he dives in, he takes without asking. anywhere, anytime no matter what.
the gym, mostly the changing rooms otherwise he knows his friend would give him shit for it also he really is trying to be more mindful of other people but again, he has no shame when he's hungry
his house, your house, any place you can have some alone time
he makes you wet with all the shit he’s saying about eating you out
might not even be something extremely dirty but he’s so straight forward he can make you pretty flustered.
gets all frantic when he needs his mouth on you but you're wasting time talking
might pin you against the wall and just get on his knees
lift one of your legs on his shoulder to have more access, closes his eyes and the first moan he lets out is pure bliss
your legs shaking will never be enough for him to stop
or on the bed when he's on top of you, this bitch would lower his head down to kiss you and stop abruptly smirking “whoops, wrong lips”
next thing you know he has your legs on his shoulder and is worshipping your cunt
the rare times he's not in a frenzy to have his tongue make circular motion between your folds he will spread them with his fingers and smile at the sight
low breathy moan against your pussy
moves his tongue like he's starving, he is pussy drunk and he shows it
makes sure his tongue is keeping you all wet and hot
he's messy yet very precise, he knows where to lick and how much pressure will make you see stars
also will prod at your hole with his thumb and keep teasing you around your entrance with feathery touch that will make you clench around nothing (the bastard will smirk against you)
soo i bet he has some tooth rotting nicknames for you and i swear i know he would non ironically call you oreo... and you would tell him to stop calling you that
and he looks at you almost offended “not when i have your legs spread open for me and i’m about to lick your cr-” either you cover your face with the pillow or push his head against your core
endless cycle of him sucking on your clit and poking it with his tongue
overstimulates you and he doesn't even do that on purpose he just loses tracks of time (will make you cum at least three times i'm sorry but i don't make the rules, he does)
you can't even pull away cause his grip on your legs is tight, holding onto your thighs for dear life not to spiral
i wouldn't be surprised if he ended up falling asleep between your thighs
#the oreo thing is canon i know because he calls me that all the time 😔👌#wakasa smut#tokyo revengers smut#tokyo rev x reader#wakasa x reader#tokyo rev smut#𓏲 𓂃 ✒️ ❛ writing ༉‧₊#writing:// tokrev#feat:// wakasa#lil rant in the tags none will ever see bc anxiety came to visit so yea i feel SO NOT enough for this i wanna cry but wtv#i really feel like an outsider and feel like this is not my place either i rlly don't know why i can't feel welcome anywhere#i just want be at least perceived and have people i can share my interests with and love for characters#but it does always feel left out and like there's no room for me at all – i rlly care about this but idk how to do it
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"don't talk about vince like that" ookay girls lets get u help
#take off those rose colored glasses or wtv its called#love when characters are stubborn and convinced they r right especially when doing said thing distorts pain into love#sam winchester#10.2 & that vince episode. idk what that is this was in drafts#spn#dean & lucifer
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Im sorry if people dont agree with me but the people hyper femininzing till are so annoying
#I cant tell if thats me mischaracterising him or other people mischaracterising him but wtv#i get that theres some official art of him in like idk a maid dress or wtv but the point im making is that he wasnt confident in it and-#I doubt hed want to wear stuff like that#just my opinion i might just be mischaracterising him in my mind#im not NOT calling him a twink though i love that twink#whatever people can have fun i guess#alnst till#alien stage
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what’s your favorite neoclassical art?
@please-be-nice-im-sensitive
Oh that’s a bit difficult, I don’t really think about my favourite art as it tends to change a lot? But I guess Thorvaldsen has been on my mind a lot bcs of school, and not to mention but replicas of his art are there to remind me of their existence (begrudgingly, I don’t like my art classes at school)
I’ve talked about it before, but this is one of my favourites because it’s of my favourite scene in the Iliad

#Bertel Thorvaldsen#neoclassicism#the piece with Patroclus and Achilles is another close favourite but that’s more a bias because it looks like my favourite pottery of them#there is also one with Achilles and Chiron which I think is cute#idk the neoclassical and romantic art period have never really been my fav period#I like a lot of paintings from that era (I.e wanderer in a sea of fog or wtv it’s called)#but I prefer the art that comes after#the iliad#achilles#priam#deadbaguettesask
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shoutout to my friend (who I've been besties with since 3rd grade) that just yesterday realized that I did not spawn out of the mediterranean and am actually 100% From Africa.
#like girl ive mentioned this to you before#and to be fair it's cause I called the food I was rating for lunch “mediterranean” (it was like. shawarma)#and it somehow became an inside joke that I was a mermaid from the mediterranean#and obvs I'm closer to arab culture but this girl has known me for 7 years and never thought huh I wonder why she doesn't look arab#I felt so bad abt it yesterday too i was like 'omg I've been gaslighting u for years'#but nahhh babe this one's on u#and like I'd get it I'd she's like 'half arab half black' but she deadass thought I was ~mediterranean~ wtv tf that means#like GIRL#idk I'm still kind of pissy abt it#anyways this is my psa. I am 100% ethically black. my parents grew up in saudi so I speak arabic & know more abt arab culture#but I am fully eritrean from both sides guys 😭😭#nadia rants#nadia talks
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i literally wanna make a mess all over my fingers and then put em in you
..who said that?
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Woah... I fear I need that please like PLEASEEEE.
(freaky time/freaky hours almost done we gotta milk this out)
#c4ssi#c4ssi's blog#c4ssi yapping#c4ssi's anons#🍏 anon#10 to 12#freaky time#freaky time is almost over#im gonna start spiraling soon#12 is yearning hour#my timeline wtv its called is now posted because a bitchs mood swings are not normal i fear#they might be normal idk
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