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sirensongster · 7 days ago

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"There was a further obliging flash, which found him looking directly into the little yellow eyes of the Patrician, who was clawing patiently at the side of his glass jar. It was a gentle, mindless scrabbling, as if the little lizard wasn't particularly trying to get out but was just vaguely interested in seeing how long it would take to wear the glass away." - Sourcery

i was looking through for vetinari characterization, gotta properly research the night watch fic (its becoming a Thesis. help), and jfc. bro was in glass solitary confinement for a week or two. just scrabbling at glass, for lack of literally anything else to do. did the librarian even feed him?? he had to have, right??? Thats what he gets for yelling in the presence of a sourcerer ig, but god damn.

#i guess mr patience of a rock learned from this one huh...#vetinari fanclub #havelock vetinari #wuffles is so funny to me. sir ur gonna judge your aunt for her farty cat #ur dog is wheezing at people and looking for boots to piss on and oH FUCK THAT GROWL #get yo dog bitch (it dont bite) YES IT DO #really though it is incredibly traumatizing to be in solitary. as a lizard. for over a week. plucked from his desk too.#and the immediate diaster cleanup and catchup work he mustve had to deal with #at least he doesnt really remember it but thats probably worse #hes just got Clues and Hints and Unease

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