#wwdits 5

[vroomvroomwee]

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I think Guillermo still wants to be a vampire.

The entire transformation traumatised him. Everything that could have gone wrong went wrong. Derek nearly killing him and spraying the entire shop with Guillermo's blood, Derek not knowing how to train and prepare him for becoming a vampire like Nandor would undoubtedly have done, the transformation itself being really fucking slow and how the entire ordeal wrecked Guillermo's friendships, especially with Nandor who he cared most about and them just not knowing anything about how the transformation is supposed to work while Nandor knew everything down to the Van Helsing heritage and even how all Guillermo needed all this time was simply blood. Imagine you're going to France for your honeymoon and then miss your flight, have the plane engine break down, lose your luggage, lose your room in the hotel because you were late, have your possessions stolen in the middle of the night, drop your phone at the Eiffel tower, get mugged on the street, get sick only for things to end in divorce. This was the exact same thing. You want to get married and you want to go on your honeymoon. You just got the wrong person and the wrong time.

Guillermo needs the right person and the right time. He got neither the first time around.

That being said, they could have easily resolved the issue if Guillermo just said he could drink from a cup

[something-about-sunflowers]

Pulled up hulu to be ready for 'The Roast' to drop and I noticed they had the thumbnails up for the final 2 eps and.

This is a Panera, isn't it? Like.

That's a Panera coffee cup, I'm pretty sure.

'The vampires search for a missing Guillermo' and Nandor is looking for him where they first met.

[sid-rat]

Same energy

[skywewe]

I think it would be so funny if they made nandermo canon at the end of the season then acted like it never happened at the start of the next one

[godsspecialprincess]

crucifixion parallels with soulful vampires

buffy the vampire slayer - angel 01x07 // what we do in the shadows - local news 05x04

[therealpeppermintpatty]

WHY DIDNT DEREK ALSO EXPLODE. PLEASE EXPLAIN AND THANK YOU

[captain-jams]

Please let this series focus more on Nadja, Laszlo, Guide, Colin, and side characters please please please

I LOVE Guillermo and Nandor don't get me wrong, but please give others the spotlight for a change PLEASE.

Guillermo had his cool slayer and coparent thing last season I'm BEGGING for there to be more interactions with side characters

Also.

Seanzlo kiss or i delete my account./j

[antpainting]

[korixae]

me bcs fx isn’t available in the uk so i can’t watch the new wwdits 😭😭

[freddos616]

wwdits comes out tomorrow but my birthday is today >:(

feels like this could've been avoided fx 😞

[vroomvroomwee]

Laszlo Cravensworth and Nadja of Antipaxos people

[something-about-sunflowers]

97.3% Sure that, while the Guide isn't gonna be the one to tell Nandor about Guillermo, she IS gonna be the one to clue him in on literally everyone else knowing before him.

[junokami]

and then he broke all of his bones. tragic

[paperlignes]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-) SEASON 5, EPISODE 6: URGENT CARE

crazy bitch, horny bitch, boring bitch, queen bitch.

[godsspecialprincess]

i love the new what we do in the shadows ep but I’m not sure why they have all of the lines with Guillermo’s mom translated except for the one right after she put the cross in him. I wanted to know what it meant so I used google translate and the gist of it was “this will help you and you will be okay”. that’s a pretty meaningful line considering it doesn’t keep him safe and that because it burns him, keeping her safe is harming him. I think guillermo’s transformation arc is really interesting and reflects similar points to interview with the vampire. his transformation is taking time so he has time to come to terms with it and what it means for his future. this interaction between him and his mom reflects a lot of the humanity in him and that to truly be happy as a vampire it’s something he has to let go of. saying goodbye to his family and leaving with a mark from something that used to make him feel safe shows how that humanity will leave a mark on his life. it’s not just saying goodbye to his loved ones but also saying goodbye to a huge cultural aspect of himself.

[therealpeppermintpatty]

WHATS WRONG WITH HIM.