#x: Dynamic: We Used To Be Thicker Than Water (Claude & Phoebus)
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When the Mandela Effect gives you more comedic material


#x: Out of Sin#x: Creature Feature (Headcanon)#c: Claude#c: Pheobus#x: Dynamic: We Used To Be Thicker Than Water (Claude & Phoebus)
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His suffering has bearing in the narrative I promise you all I don’t just torment him for fun 😭
#x: Creature Feature (Headcanon)#c: Claude#c: Phoebus#x: Dynamic: We Used To Be Thicker Than Water (Claude & Phoebus)
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I just need you guys to UNDERSTAND why Phoebus murdering Claude boils his pasta like no other, w h y Phoebus just breathing sends him into a fit of usually unattainable rage. So here’s an excerpt from my fully serious writing:
Staring into those near colourless eyes brought back an old memory of a very cross looking four year old being gently pushed forward to greet him.
“Claude. This is Phoebus. Say hello.”
“No.”
“... He’s not very friendly,” he’d said back, surprised at how serious & ornery the slightly younger boy was.
“No. He isn’t. He’ll warm up to you eventually I’m sure.”
“... Well, I guess you did. In a way I will miss you, old friend,” he sighed.
HE FUCKING BURNS HIM ALIVE AFTER HE SAYS THAT, THEY WERE FUCKING BROTHERS IN EVERYTHING BUT BLOOD & HE F U CKING. KILLED HIM.
#x: Creature Feature (Headcanon)#c: Claude#c: Phoebus#x: Dynamic: We Used To Be Thicker Than Water (Claude & Phoebus)#I KNOWWWW U GUIS DONT ACTUALLY CAR E#BUT LOOK /I/ CARW MAN I CARE ALO T
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Claude: What happened to being civil?!
Phoebus: I can’t do it! I’m a domestic fucking sociopath!
(Source): KazDoesAThing
#x: Scripted Extension#x: Incorrect Quotes#c: Claude#c: Phoebus#x: Dynamic: We Used To Be Thicker Than Water (Claude & Phoebus)
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Claude once thought of Pheobus as an “underhanded fuckboy”. Neither of those statements are incorrect.
#x: Creature Feature (Headcanon)#c: Claude#c: Phoebus#x: Dynamic: We USED To Be Thicker Than Water (Claude & Phoebus)
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Oh! But if this ain’t the way Claude feels about every fucking thing that Phoebus did to him.
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Claude when he sees Phoebus anywhere near his property:
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