#xirkitree

[shrlmptastic]

FINISHED FORD!!! I had a lotta fun with these!!

See Stanley Here

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Xirkitree my good friend Xirkitree <3

[serenehells]

Honestly what happened with the Ultra beasts, especially xirkitree. I was mostly neutral leaning negative and then I decided to use it for a story and honestly just it’s weird design and the way it moves and the fact it is basically like a pokemon cryptid thing that made me kinda fall in love with it and have it be part of my trainer ocs team. Is just a silly guy who will sap electricity and climb up buildings like a weird spider it’s fine

being an adult means learning to love and appreciate pokemon you never previously considered

[bluburtie-acdemy-goer]

Anyone know what xirkitree can do? Just trying to figure it out

[the-togepi-man]

Here are the top 5 pokemon in think you'd give that sloppy toppy to

1 xirkitree

2 reniculus

3 baxcalibur

4 sudowoodo

5 Mr rime

[g-zmania]

Hey man you look kinda like a Xirkitree. Do you like go bzzt bzzt like them too or

FUCK off-

[exclusion-pr]

(a link to a set of videos, all labeled as things like Paldea-1, Alola-1, Alola-5, etc)

The first starts off very laggy, and as the camera pans up you see that everything, the mons, the windmills, the people, the noises, are laggy, but the lag is affecting them all at different rates so it just sounds and looks off, then what looks to be a large group of ((bad)) eggs(?) hop into view, as the video near instantly distorts and ends. ((Paldea)).

this video starts near a shoreline of what looks to be Alola, and the air looks tense and full of energy. The research camera pans over a totem Pokemon which looks terrified as it is hunkering down for the worst. A cut happens that looks to skip forward a couple minutes, as things still look relatively the same, but then around 30 ultra wormholes open in the camera’s view, as many ultra beasts are thrown from the portals, and look irritated and are overwhelmed with the amount of energy, a few noticeable ones are the Xirkitree which starts trying to get rid of as much energy as it can as soon as it can, and a Guzzlord which appears to either be sated or is trying to throw up. There is also a Buzzswole who is actively trying to bulk down if that’s even possible for them. The video ends as several UB’s notice the camera and charge at it or each other. ((Alola))

Another video starts over the ocean with somebody on their fly Mon, as they are trying to find Unova, when the camera pans to the Navwatch it is only showing up as Error 404, location not found, and many other such responses. ((Unova))

((the glitchpocalypse was a real event btw, just saying this in case you or anyone else did not know, as it happened around august last year))

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[luck-and-dreams]

Seeing a Xirkitree

no, removing it is enrichment

[pandorias-box]

Do...xirkitree reproduce by uhm..parisitizing a host..?

No…no they do not. They utilize parthenogenesis as means of reproduction. And they are not parasitic. The only known parasitic UB is…Nihilego.

Stars above, what happened to you?

[l-amplights]

explosion wire creature my beloved

[bluburtie-acdemy-goer]

Hello! I'm akalia uh...I don't know my last name...uhm I was a student at blueberry until recently. Now im back in school!

Ima xirkitree hybrid...er for now it's uh...getting worse...

Oh my pokemon are:

Spindle the zubat

Neopolitan the shelos

apfle the aplin

Stunfisk

paldean whooper

[pokemon-breeder-breeze]

What are your top 5 favorite Pokémon?

Oh, that's a great question to get to know me better!

5: Azumarill - Playful, cute, caring. A great pokemon with a pretty coat!

4: Vivillon - This is probably one of the most unique pokemon with all of it's beautiful forms! Wish it was found easily in Sinnoh so I can get one of my own in my free time.

3: Shinx - A common favorite here in Sinnoh, but usually among trainers and not those who never had a want to be one. They're cute and amazing!

2: Umbreon - Before getting my partner, I wasn't as big a fan of Umbreon as I am now. But I love my Umbreon and he's given me so many reasons to love them.

1: Starly - My favorite pokemon since childhood, they're wonderful little things that are always in groups. I'm glad they're common, because that means I'll always see them!

[nova-starstruck]

xirkitree my beloved

i feel like not enough people talk about the ultra beasts. they are some of my favorite pokemon designs lowkeeyyy

[catboywol]

I regret many things in my life. This is one of them. Why did I name him GuzDaddy...

[luck-and-dreams]

Ninten I love Blacephalon too but that's not a list of favorite to least favorite

I'm just going to assume Xirkitree is your second favorite until proven otherwise

How fucking dare you. I will grab you by the collar suspend you over the infinite expanse of time itself and watch as you’re ripped apart piece by piece by time itself

[teamconductors]

Alright, who wants some Super Swap AU stuff?

(reminder: Mono = human Sneasler, Annett = human Chandelure, and Gauge = human Eelektross)

A while back I made Mono's theoretical trainer card, which is pretty normal

But now I made Annett's and Gauge's cards

(Ignore that I spelled Annett wrong)

And there's some interesting things about these line-ups.

Annett's Typhlosion isn't a normal Typhlosion. Annett has a Hisuian Typhlosion! She trained the pokemon from a Cyndaquill, too, and one day it evolved and somehow became an extinct fire/ghost-type variant. No one knows how it happened, least of all Annett, and it ends up attracting Sinnoh/Hisuian historians to them.

And Guage has a Xirkitree! Well, not by choice. See, this ultra beat saw Gauge and just... would not leave. He has tried to get rid of it, and it always comes back. Xirkitree doesn't speak pokemon (because it's a pokemon from a different dimension) so Guage can't even try to reason with it! It scares the people at Gear Station, too.

Poor Mono has been trying to keep her and the others on the down-low as they try to figure out why they were sent back in time, but it's hard to stay stealthy when one has their ace pokemon as an extinct variant and the other has an alien that won't leave him alone