#yaoyao and klee are probably like 10

[shikan0in-heizou]

'like a kid' 'who's never really grown up' YOU ARE A CHILD STILL

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Can you trust them with fire? And abbreviated list

Klee: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Venti: I don’t think he’s arsonistic, but he would probably burn himself accidentally.

Razor: You know that one scene from the first hotel Transylvania movie where frank flips his shit because “fire bad”? That’s razor.

Xingqiu: How about no.

Chongyun: Definitely scared of fire, but you can trust him to be sensible with it.

Shenhe: Congratulations on creating the most dangerous being alive.

Zhongli: *sighs* Yes. Because he’s basic like that.

Xiao: Depends on wether you called his name or not.

Xinyan: Honestly yeah. I’d trust her with fire.

Yunjin: She will keep it neat and lit until you return.

Alhaitham: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Kaveh: He’s smart enough to understand the dangers of fire, and dumb enough to do something idiotic anyway.

Qiqi: can you trust her with fire? No. Can you burn her with fire? Let’s find out!

Raiden: Ok so hear me out… A flaming muso no hitotachi is Not A Good Idea.

Noelle: Canon

Sucrose: So long as you specify she can’t use it for any experiments.

Albedo: I wouldn’t, no.

Bennett: Now I love him and I will flay anyone who slanders him but let’s be real here. You give him fire? Something totally unrelated but equally disastrous happens. Like a tornado.

Rosaria: Depends on how much she actually has to do.

Tighnari: The smoke burns his nose ):

Mika: Why would you even be around him.

Fischl: Why would you do that. No.

Hu Tao: The one who wants to know if you can burn qiqi with fire.

Itto: Ah fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this.

Diona: “Finally I can burn down the wine industry.”

Diluc: Is he anywhere near the abyss order, the knights of favonius, or the fatui? If no, yes, if yes, no.

Kaeya: He wouldn’t set anything on fire, but he would give it to klee so…

Lisa: If you’re in the library she will protect the books with her life. Anywhere else and something is definitely getting burned.

Amber: Would be very careful with it, but still may burn something accidentally.

Xiangling: Currently making salt brittled fish with pyro slime reduction, sweet-and-sour mushrooms, and whopperflower nectar jellies.

Kokomi: Would use it as a weapon if necessary.

Dori: Tries to sell the fire.

Ayaka: Yes.

Ayato: Maybe , leaning toward no.

Kirara: Would commit arson and enjoy it.

Yanfei: Knows enough about the law to get away with arson but doesn’t.

Faruzan: Fully prepared to burn someone if the akademiya doesn’t give her fucking funding.

Nahida: *tries to communicate with the fire*

Yelan: New Way To Get Information Unlocked.

Yae miko: Burn baby burn.

Heizou: Uses the fire as evidence to convict Yae for arson.

Baizhu: Would cough too aggressively and drop it.

Lumine: Yes.

Aether: No.

Barbara: Competent with treating burns, don’t actually give her fire though.

Jean: Logically you can trust them with fire. Do I trust them with fire though? No I do not.

Beidou: She is a lesbian do not.

Layla: Please I’m begging you let her s l e e p

Kazuha: I would trust this man with my life. I don’t trust him with fire, but still.

Thoma: Literally the only 100% competent person on this list. Yes.

Cyno: Kinda sorta maybe

Dehya: She could burn me and I’d thank her.

Eula: No thank you

Mona: “the STARS have ALIGNED and with this GIFT from the HEAVENS I will exact MARS’S WILL to CLEANSE this UNCLEAN WORLD with the WHITE FLAMES OF JUSTICE”

Ninggaung: Slippery. I’d trust her with fire, but not anything else.

Collei: Just a little one.

Candace: Would put the fire out.

Keqing: Yes, but not for long.

Scaramouce: Most definitely fucking not.

Sayu: 3/10 would not recommend.

Childe: His Extraordinary Likeability and Pleasantness Makes Even fire behave

Yoimia: Yeah no.

Gorou: No yeah.

Kojou sara: Yeah yeah.

Ganyu: No no.

Yaoyao: No? She is a child?

Nilou: I’d trust her with most things tbh

Kuki: About to set itto on fire if he doesn’t shut the fuck up.

[kyogre-blue]

Writing this out for myself. 

Tomorrow, I will finally get Yaoyao. I’ll need to grind her cube drops for the next few days (it needs Dendro, so I’m waiting for her to do it), but I’m only taking her to 80/80 for now, so it should be possible to finish that using next week’s battle pass mission for 10 bosses. With the event rewards, I should also have enough books to take her talents to 2/8/8. She’ll be working on Keqing Aggravate, hopefully. 

Then for the rest of the week, I’ll do exp book leyline, since I’m going to be dipping into my Mika books for Yaoyao, and I also have a bunch of other characters I want to take 70 > 80 later. 

For the rest of the patch, I need to focus on grinding for Mika and the 3.5 event claymore. Mika needs 27 more wenut drops and a lot of ballad books. (Bonus: I’m probably going to get enough Anemo drops to max ascend Heizou, my last sub-80/90 Anemo, from all this.) I’m going to hold off on the books until the end of patch overflow event, since Mond book domains is...... eh. It needs a different team than what I use for normal dailies and grinding, so it’s a hassle. I should be able to grind out everything he needs in one week if I focus on it specifically, and the 3.5 events will also help fill out anything I’m missing. 

The claymore needs more consecrated beast shells, chains, and weapon ore. The chains aren’t too big a deal, I’ll probably do them on Sundays over the patch, and I should hopefully be able to get the shells during exploration and with the scorpion at Yashiori + bird close to Old Varanara. 

For artifacts, Yaoyao should be okay with a 4pc Tenacity I’ll half take from Dori and half originally intended for Kuki non-Bloom set. Some of her specific pieces will depend on how she performs though, especially her healing and energy needs. I don’t plan to have her burst every rotation with Keqing, so it should be easier to manage. 

For Mika, he’ll use Candace’s Noblesse, though I need to check if any of the pieces need to be switched. He’ll be taking Zhongli’s Fav Lance, so he’ll need more crit than Candace has. 

Yaoyao will use either Kitain or Moonpiercer. Moonpiercer isn’t levelled, but her personal damage is going to be negligible right now either way, so it’s just for the atk buff effect. 

I need to level some more stuff, but I’ll just... put artifacts on hold for a while. It’s too depressing. 

For pulling, this patch is a skip, which is boring, but I’m at 65 rolls on both character and weapon, haha.... It’s too risky to roll even once more. I’ll have enough for Eula for sure, at least, though it’ll be tough getting Mika. Might need to risk C1 Eula... I’m pretty sure they’ll be on the same banner, at least, though we don’t know which half or who will run with them. My guess would be Dehya on first half and Eula on second half, I don’t think they’ll be together. The leaks also suggest Cyno will be rerunning, but the last open slot is being heavily contested between Shenhe and various other Mond characters. It’s fine as long as it’s not Klee, which would be really hard for me to swing. 

If I had to choose which C1 to risk... man, it’s hard to say, they’re all bad to pointless. Venti’s is useless, and while his C2 shreds Anemo, it’s not like... super useful in the taser and occasional freeze teams I use him on. Albedo’s C1 is useless, and his C2 theoretically adds DEF scaling to his burst, which is nice, but it’s pretty limited. Eula C1 is the most generically useable, since it increases her Phys DMG after hold skill following a tap skill (so, right before her burst). I’ve heard it’s not particularly powerful, but at least it’s something. 

I do need the starglitter from pulls though, since I want to buy Amber and Razor in April (68 starglitter total), Lisa in May (34 starglitter), and Kaeya in June (34 starglitter). Lisa is the most skippable purchase, but it’s still 102 starglitter, when we only get 2 every ten pulls or so. At this point, it’s almost useful to get C6′d 4 stars, since that’s a whole 5 starglitter. 

Jokes aside, the 4 stars longest without rerun are Fischl (9), Diona (9), Sucrose (8), Chongyun (12), Kuki (7), Collei (9), Dori (8), Candace (7). I have Fischl and Diona at C6, but Chongyun is C5, Sucrose is C3, and the rest are even lower. Given that I do want the starglitter, I don’t have any super strong preferences on the rate up 4 stars, though Kuki or Sucrose cons would be the nicest, and I guess I did want Candace cons too. 

Post 3.5, it’ll be Baizhu and maaaybe Kaveh. I want to get some Dendro man, but I’m waiting to see what their kits are. Kaveh might be a 4 star, it’s hard to say. I’m really hoping Baizhu is something that doesn’t care for Nahida, though a healer would be really nice. The other thing I’m considering is getting Nilou, as long as one of the Dendro men can run in her team instead of Nahida. But since Cyno is (probably) rerunning, Nilou might be in 3.6 with the theorized Baizhu launch and Nahida rerun. Which... would be really hard to manage.

(I also considered planning for Ayaka, since her costume solves basically all my issues with her design, but I ultimately decided against it, just because there’s already so much I want. Freeze team would be nice, but it’s not priority enough, compared to other stuff.) 

But this is getting into really unsubstantiated speculation, so it’ll likely get changed a lot once we’re in 3.5 and the 3.6 beta. 

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[transxiao]

I also find weird that they won't make child models for boys even though they exist in the world but we only get playable child girls, I get they think think they won't sell well but from a story world it makes it seem like boys arent vision holders until they reach their teens at least

tbh i think part of it is theres just more women and girls in the game than guys. im not sure how popular a young boy character would be (while i would like one im not sure if its something enough ppl would want to roll for) and if its something mihoyo wants to try. it is worth noting that body types like klee/qiqi/diona/sayu/yaoyao r different from kid npcs in the game, but i also thing they would only have to be slightly modified if mihoyo wanted to make playble boys that r younf

also for the boys in the game that r playable a lot of them theres no clear timeline for when they got their visions. its assumed characters like bennett and razor got theres probably when they were a bit younger because they have since trained with them, and we know diluc got his before his father died when he was 18. (kaeya got his that same year, and since hes diluc younger brother id say he was probably 16 ish) thoma got his vision 10 years ago, so probably in his preteens or teens.