#yatta basically has chitins twisted and micks trinket

[blaseballbrainrot]

Sometimes the best form of self care is to make stuff where the target demographic is One Person aka Me! Anyway blesties here's my blaseball Dandy's World au because >:3

Many many words and abilities below:

Toons

Fireball the Star

Role: Distractor Health: ❤❤ Skill Check: ★★ Speed: ★★★★ Stamina: ★★★★★ Stealth: ★★ Extraction: ★★★

Unstable - Active Creates a small area that boosts the speed of any Toon inside it. The area lasts until the floor is completed or another one is placed. 80 second cooldown

Roamin' - Passive Gains a 25% speed boost during the first and final 15 seconds of a floor

Bari the Mug

Role: All-rounder Health: ❤❤❤ Skill Check: ★★★ Speed: ★★★★ Stamina: ★★★ Stealth: ★★ Extraction: ★★★

Best Friends - Passive Toons within radius get a 25% stealth boost

Mick the Microphone

Role: Extractor Health: ❤❤❤ Skill Check: ★★ Speed: ★★ Stamina: ★★★★ Stealth: ★★★ Extraction: ★★★★

Feedback - Active Swaps place with the nearest Twisted within range and briefly stuns them. Does not require line of sight. 100 second cooldown (Cannot target Rodger, Connie, Razzle & Dazzle, Fireball or Dandy) 

Chitin the Crab

Role: Shrimpo but slightly less terrible Health: ❤❤❤ Skill Check: ★★ Speed: ★★ Stamina: ★★ Stealth: ★★ Extraction: ★★

get chitin’d - Passive Occasionally says something annoying. Has no other effect

Twisteds

Twisted Fireball (Main)

One of the Main Characters of Dandy’s World. This Twisted has been pinned to the floor by Ichor and cannot chase Toons directly, he instead uses spouts of Ichor to disrupt and attack. These spouts will only slow Toons at first, but standing on them for too long is dangerous. Be careful to not get cornered!

[Note: A few permanent spouts are scattered around the map which only slow toons before damaging them to prevent him accidentally creating inaccessible areas. The ones he directly attacks with do almost quick damage similar to Sprout's tendrils]

Speed: N/A Attention Span: Average Detection Radius: High

Research Trinket: Stardust Energy Bar Passively charges a speed boost while standing still to a max of 15%. The boost is consumed while moving

Twisted Bari (Uncommon)

This Twisted lost her eyes to Ichor but is no less deadly than any other. Her remaining senses are so finely tuned that she will prioritise hunting stealthier Toons that other Twisteds may miss. Thankfully, she isn’t very persistent and will quickly lose track of what she’s chasing.

Speed: Below Average (roaming) High (chasing) Attention Span: Low Detection Radius: Average

Research Trinket: Coffee Mug Gives a stealth boost depending on speed. Slower Toons get a bigger boost

Twisted Mick (Rare)

In lieu of walking, this Twisted sporadically teleports around searching for Toons. Watch out for the telltale pink glow where he’s about to be and get out of the way! He isn't very fast while chasing but can easily surprise unaware Toons. 

Speed: N/A (roaming) Very Low (chasing) Attention Span: Above Average Detection Radius: Average

Research Trinket: Tangled Wire  Highlights nearby Twisteds while extracting (cannot be seen by other players)

Twisted Chitin (Common)

This Twisted's extra legs give him a slight speed boost compared to other common Twisteds, but he otherwise doesn’t have any special abilities and remains too impatient to stay focused on one Toon for long.

Speed: Above Average Attention Span: Below Average Detection Radius: Average

Research Trinket: Crab Claw Reduces max stamina by 15. It hurts!