#yeahhhh im done for a bit

[pinkedify]

game start

[tsnbrainrot]

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[elliesglock]

okay so i'm gonna preface this by saying, i haven't wrote an analysis for a bit so im sorry if im a little rusty but im trying to rebuild my masterlist. hope you guys enjoy, happy reading 💕 always remember to lmk anything i forgot as well!

the lives starts off with aubrey and crackhead kk just doing shit. just being bad. they're giving a dorm tour and decide to go to another dorm where everybody's kinda hanging out.

when they walk in, immediately ines comes firing saying kk and aubrey are assholes. which says to me that none of the people in the dorm they're walking into know they're on live. therefore, azzi clarifies with kk and aubrey if they "are still on live" because for reasons i will get in soon she wants to make sure she ain't going to say nothing incriminating. as soon as kk sets her phone down she goes in the back kinda whispering to azzi which brings me to my theory (it's kinda not a theory cause it gets confirmed later) that this entire live azzi is on ft with paige. azzi kinda calls kk over and kk realizes she's on the phone w her girl. this is able to spearhead mission annoy tf out of azzi with aubrey and rope in paige while they do it. will explain in a sec as well. they whisper and act super completely normal (spoiler they don't but they think they do). azzi has her laptop opened and is shopping? with ines for something but ig ines is being indecisive cause this whole live she keeps giving options for things and ines can't figure out what she wants. i just find it funny in general that pazzi are literally 8 inches from each other and STILL facetiming. like personally im not doing that with my friends id just text them. now this might be delusional but theres a moment where the comments see azzi and they're like ohhh she's so pretty! and kk points this out and tells azzi they said you're so pretty...and yall why i lowkey hear paige flying off the seat of her pants on facetime jealous as hell. now this alone really wouldn't convince me she was talking but everyone's reactions are lowkey so not nonchalant cause why kk hooting and hollering saying "ohhhh!!" and giggling as soon as i hear paige's voice? girl what was she saying? she was cussing some little twelve year olds out huh? what also convinces theyre on facetime is the fact that azzi is talking and holding up a conversation while everyone around her is not talking. so obv if no one is talking back to her that we can hear she's having a conversation on her phone. most likely with paige. i lowkey think paige is helping azzi out with whatever ines wants or is doing, because there's moments you can hear paige talking while everyone has their mouths closed. like look at them helping their first born pick out her outfits aweeee.

now when they turn this game on it starts getting chaotic as hell so just bear with me. i'm trying to listen to background convos while these mfs got their tv on 85 burning the paint off the walls so. during about 17:55, it's silent enough to hear FOR SURE paige is on the phone. she says something about glasses and we know how her minnesota ass says glasses. which tells me that that whole time azzi was helping out ines paige was in the conversation too. now what they were doing i have no idea. now, i think the shopping or studying or whatever was happening near azzi is done, everybody disperses and moves or leaves.

now rhis next part blows the fuck outta me 😒 a comment asks, "where's paige?" to which kk answers "minding her business!" immediately you hear azzi in the back go paige! and it almost sounds like she's saying it to her phone and she lowkey sound irritated like why is anybody bringing up my girl. kk and aubrey catch this tone and decide yeahhhh it's time to troll tf outta her rn. aubrey kinda makes a teasing remark to azzi like, "yeah where is she?" hinting at the fact azzi is on the phone with her and knows EXACTLY what's she's doing and where she is. aubrey is doing that annoying friend thing where she's maybe teasing azzi for being on the phone with her girlfriend and trying to be sneaky about it. now i think azzi over the teasing cause aubrey asks to say hi to paige on the phone (basically confirming that paige was on the phone the whole time) and azzi says, "i'll twist your knee into the thing!" before handing the phone over to her. aubrey gets the phone from kk and blows an air kiss to paige. she watches the phone and you can hear paige whispering. i personally think she's asking what azzi is doing or how she's acting. cause aubrey immediately looks up at azzi and smiles like she knows paige is trying to see if azzi's mad at her. and then aubrey, not giving up on the teasing, says "i told you i miss you man!" really loud into h the phone, immediately looking up to watch az's reaction. i think they tryna tease azzi but acting like azzi and paige do on the phone. but personally that's just how i read the situation and in my head i feel like that's what their behavior is showing me. now aubrey hand the phone off talking about "im being a menace" which girl we know but you better be careful around big az like im scared for you and even more scared for paige....

so kk and aubrey are talking about being menaces and paige sounds like she says, "what's she doing?" and they most likely flip the camera around. aubrey wiggles her eyebrows almost like paige is watching azzi and she knows she being extraaaaaa heart eyes central today. and in my humble petty opinion i bet azzi flips off the camera or says something and they all start laughing and gasping. but this parts iffy, paige could also be saying "ofc you do". now this next part is CRAZY ASF i think this is probably something you could use to convince deniers paige and azzi are together. so there's a comment that pops up that says "aww her girl otp" obviously implying azzi's on the phone with her girl. aubrey reads the comment and goes beserk and starts laughing and pointing it out to kk. kk giggles showing paige. we know she shows paige because her no survival instincts head ass goes, "yeah kk's girl on the phone." this is around the time azzi comes running up to the phone asking what the comment said. now this live we get some juicy juicy jealous/pouty azzi and she lowkey sounds like she's mad as hell. so paige and azzi are bickering back and forth cause u know she just gonna dogpile on azzi when she's pouty cause she, for one, has no self preservation skills and 2 she likes when her girl gets mad at her (kinky ass). paige being a lil sassy masc on the phone huffing and puffing mocking azzi and she says "take a break." to which paige replies, "take a big break!" in that sassy little tone of hers. i think she can recognize azzi's pouty and moody and doesn't like being made fun of so she's having fun watching her get all upset when she teases her. poor azzi girl i know when my girl teases me when im already about to jump and fly off the handle it makes me soooooo irritated but at the end of the day thats the good stuff. im sure they would rather be annoying each other all day than be apart and that's just the truth. kk makes fun of everybody asking for paige by saying its "pilates bueckers" and that's azzi's "cousin"

and it's so funny to me because if they were GENUINELY JUST FRIENDS they would not react the way they do. they'd be laughing adding onto the joke like they do with everything else but they don't. azzi most likely makes a fun and is like ewwww and paige goes "you sick." mostly because who tf wants to be called your gf's cousin? yuckkkk. now paige spends a minute just flaming the audience for no good reason other than she getting a ki off of annoying everyone on planet earth atm ig. so paige got some guac on ft and these hungry hungry girls see it and say oooo we wanna go downstairs and get some. azzi immediately stops what she's doing and is like im gonna come down there too in this threatening ass voice. now here's my theory. paige and azzi were talking about having a movie night on the phone you can hear them. so obviously azzi is gonna get annoyed when her friends go down to paige's room (where she was just about to go) to go eat. it's almost like she says "i'm gonna come down there too" to warn paige when she need to quit acting cute and get everybody out so they can have their cuddle sesh. basically hinting at paige, when i get my ass down there that means everybody need to clear out. i also think her voice just sounds so urgenttrrr, she's like waittttt not without me i wanna go downstairs and see my girl too just not with all yall in there. i think that's why she sounds so impatient/irritated. missing p-itis got her good.

so girl. after they go downstairs. all a mess. poor amari they was clowning on her guac so bad. so in between the puking and fighting for her life that kk's doing for 5 mins, i'd like to point out that paige really doesn't act like she knows kk is on live. kk kinda bursts in her room and is fake puking for some reason .... and she never really sees kk is still on live. i'll break it down more in my script but, we hear a little robot voice go, "call from azzi fudd." and it dings like paige picks it up. now yall why this bitch say babyyyy when she answers it. and then says hello. mind you she says baby in a weird voice but that's how she answers it. sigh my babygirl/baby paige agenda is thriving atm. now i'm gonna end this exactly how i thought azzi meant by when she said "im finna come down there too." kk is sitting on paige's bed and talking to her when we hear the door open. very obv you can hear azzi say, "cmon don't piss me off" like basically shooing kk cause she wants some time with her girl. and i jus imagine paige holding her hands up like what the wife says goes when kk looks at her. cause she know she damn wrong for how she was teasing and she's not trying to get in anymore trouble, smart girl. but also they just wanna spend time together too and i know that cuddle + movie combo SMACKED. i wish i was a fly on the wall.

suarrrr i know how much yall liked this analysis so i had to bring it back. sorry if it isn't the og but hey it's something! i'm also releasing the script for this live tonight about the same time i release this...thank yall!

[rooniearts]

Metal Wins Asks 1: Initial Reactions

YALL TORE ME APARRRTTTT IN THE ASKBOX LOL THANK YOU FOR ALL THE RESPONSES!!! I'm glad to see that the AU has been well received despite it all! :'D I already have enough asks about it (TWENTY SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!) to justify a longpost, so here goes!

Any trigger warnings that pertain to the Metal Wins AU are gonna apply here in the discussion, just so you're warned. You can find the warning under my pinned post

@railway323

IM SORRAYYYYYYY,,,, IT HAD TO HAPPENNNNN,,,,

@zezodacol

yeahh,,,, yeahhhh,,,....,..,

@akaneenaka33

Unfortunately, it's gonna have to be cruel and unusual punishment for now :') This AU works differently from my other ones in the sense that this one has a bit of a running story to it, so I can't tell you much without spoiling things.

The basic premise is that this incident happens and everyone has to navigate how they cope with it, Metal included. Some find their way through, while others continue to spiral downwards to rock bottom.

MY BABY BOYYY!!!!!!!!! MY LITTE GUYYYYY!!!!! AUUGHHHHH

@niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian

The true answer is that I just thought Metal looked really cool whenever I put blood on him and then it just kinda went downhill from there </3

So. Metal killed him and brought him there to mess with Sonic. That's about the lore I can give you about it for now unfortunately, except for the few other bits and pieces throughout the rest of this post :')

@sanicdetails

YOU KNOW WHAT. Good point. All crimes have been forgiven <3

@sparkyboi

NEVERRRR!!!! IF SEGA CAN KILL TAILS THEN SO CAN I!!!!!!!

BWUH,,,, Tails nation please don't publicly execute me I would be so very sad

@disgruntled-rat

YAYYY thank goodness...... I may rejoin my people..............

@thatbirdguyy

Unfortunately for our little guy, it is by decree of the author that he Must suffer. It is simply inevitable for any Tails enthusiast to put him through the wringer </3

ALSO YO?? I love your art and au sm! :D I'm so glad you find mine interesting too!! <3

@thecustomcosplayed

HE DID NOTHING WRONGGG THATS THE WORST PART,,, MY POOR LIL GUY DOESN'T DESERVE THISSSS

Ohohhhh yess ! I too love me a good whump au or two

Oh, he was long gone before Metal even showed up with him :( There was nothing they could've done

@cheeseburgerhelper

See, Metal wanted an efficient kill, but the problem is that Tails isn't about to go down without a fight. That's why he got so brutal, and also why he's sporting some scuffs and dents.

@humble-introvert0808

LMAOOO NOO MY GIRL AMY 😭 I do really enjoy this response to seeing me kill off my blorbo baby boy being "ooohh do mine next!! do mine next!!" bcus it's so so real

I prob won't do anything like that anytime soon, but rest assured that Amy's a MAJOR player in this AU and gets to be sad asf a LOT <3

@anactualfuckingnerd

Well. Yes. But I get the feeling that it's not what the most of y'all are looking for rn because Metal does, in fact, NOT get obliterated immediately :'D

Sonic WISHES he could've pulverized Metal on the spot, but no, he lost the fight and Metal got away. Sure, he was mad, but more angry =/= better at fighting

The next part (which I'm currently working on!) will go over this, but basically it was a fit of jealous rage. A "if I can't have this, then you can't either" type of thing.

But you're right. The real Sonic would NEVER have done that. Metal's realization of this fact is the basis that sets off his character arc and exploring that is what half of this AU is all about :]

(I use any pronouns for my version of Metal! I tend to mostly use he/him before character growth, and mostly they/them and she/her after, but y'all can use whatever)

YEAH they are fighting an uphill battle for that redemption arc after this one :') They fucked up BADDDDDD and they KNOW it.

LMAOOASDFGH,,, It's definitely a slow climb for her :'D All will be revealed in due time!

HELP NOOOO NOT THE BLAME SHIFTIIINGGG!!!! HES THE BLAME SHIFTER!!!!!!

I think he might have, like, a twinge of resentment towards him about it, but on some level he does understand that Silver had no earthly chance of knowing even if he is from the future. That, and Silver's like one of the only people who are willing to go along with his murder death revenge quest, so he can't afford to piss him off lol

Even still, I'm sure it comes out as snide remarks once in a while though :')

@i-only-created-this-to-read

The Tornado is fine! It's probably just sitting in Tails' hangar, collecting dust. No one can bear looking at it right now.

And oof. That's actually hard to say! I don't think I can accurately place it in a specific game timeline, unfortunately. But I can say that Sage isn't here nor has she been created yet (as much as I love her </3 but my co-auther hasn't played Frontiers) Eggman will behave much like he does in IDW, if that gives you a good reference point.

Eggman is very much alive, and we will see him! But no, he's NOT happy about any of this. We'll see this explored later, but yes, he absolutely sees Metal as a liability now that he's gone and painted such a HUGE target on their backs. And also little mad that he acted autonomously and took away a potential asset/victory from him.

From what I've heard, he needs either the real or fake set of Chaos Emeralds to do that....??? And right now he has neither, so no, unfortunately not :') He's never once allowed near any of the emeralds, because his friends know he's crashing out and will hurt himself and others if he goes super/dark. They spend the whole time playing Emerald Hot Potato to keep them from him lol

Sonic absolutely drops his whole being the better person shtick IMMEDIATLY though, at least regarding Metal. He's gone too far, and now there's no more second chances for him. As far as Sonic's concerned, Metal is to be destroyed on sight.

YES! Or, at least, Shadow tries. He tries to reach out, and he tries to help him cope, but Sonic just isn't open to it. He's not in a headspace to be able to receive any advice at all.

@i-only-created-this-to-read

Honestly, I like to think Amy probably came crying to him and told him about it pretty much immediately, and that he becomes one of the biggest comforts to her during all of this. He seems like he'd be a great listener and give some top tier advice <3

@anactualfuckingnerd

LMAOOOO yeahh,,.,,, Valid reaction

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

context, if such a thing even exists

stede: i think we should ask the crew to provide their own linens when they visit

ed: aw, what? what kind of shitass inn doesn’t even do linens for their guests?

stede: we can still do linens for regular guests, i just think-

ed: oh, cmon, we can’t give the crew worse service, they already hate me

stede: they do not hate you-

ed: well they might if we skimp on the linens!

stede: ed-

ed: i’ve gotten really good at washing linens, actually. i don’t know if you’ve noticed that. see how little jizz is on our sheets?

stede: …i mean, there is that rather large—

ed: ok that’s from literally a twenty minutes ago that doesn’t count, you know that doesn’t count

stede: alright, alright

ed: we literally haven’t even gotten out of bed yet

stede: fair enough

ed: if i wasn’t good at doing laundry this sheet would be just one big jizz stain and you know it

stede: this is true, you’re right. you’ve done an excellent job, sweetheart

ed: aww thanks babe :)

stede: im just a bit worried about the foursome

ed: (experiencing a sudden coughing fit) the what?

stede: the foursome? jim, olu, archie, and zheng?

ed: oh. oh. (clears throat) i thought you—nevermind. um.

ed: uhh what about them? you think i can’t handle their post-orgy cleanup?

stede: well…

ed: wait, seriously? it’s just two extra people, mate, it’s not that much more mess

stede: it’s not the quantity i’m concerned with, it’s the. well.

ed: …well?

stede: well. the thing is, archie always refers to sex with her partners as “goop sex”

ed:

ed: goop sex

stede: yes, goop sex

ed: are you sure she doesn’t call it “group sex” and you’re just mishearing her?

stede: no, it’s definitely goop sex

ed: hm

stede: admittedly i’m not completely sure what goop sex actually is—unless you happen to be familiar…?

ed: yeah no i’ve never heard of goop sex

stede: darn. well, in any case, i imagine there’s a very strong possibility that goop sex stains fabrics!

ed: hm, yeah, probably

stede: so you see my concern

ed: i do, yeah

stede: with the linens

ed: mhmm

stede: especially since we only have the one set!

ed: mhmm

stede: which we should probably do something about, actually, if we want to provide free linen service to our guests. although maybe we can wait until after the crew visits so we have an excuse for not doing their linens? what do you think?

ed: mmm

stede:

stede: ed, darling

ed: hhwhat sorry huh

stede: you zoned out for a moment there

ed: oh shit, my bad, babe

stede: no worries! i was just wondering where you’d gone to

ed: right, well, i’d gone to goop sex

stede: yknow i probably could’ve guessed that myself actually

ed: specifically i was thinking that we should try and figure out what goop sex is

stede: i

stede: hm.

stede:

stede:

stede: okay, but—

ed: oh cmon don’t give me that

stede: ed, th-

ed: i saw your face just now! i bet you already have some ideas!

stede: ok but ed we really only have the one set of linens!

ed: and you’re telling me you’re not willing to risk those linens to try out some of your guesses about goop sex?

stede: y—i’m—well. I-I mean,

ed: yeahhhh that’s what i thought, you fuckin pervert

stede: alright well i better not hear any complaining when our only set of sheets is reduced to one big goop stain!

ed: that is a price i will gladly pay to let you try out your goopy sex theories on me

[stormyelliotwritez]

Hi! I saw your requests were open, and I love your Logan fics! I lost my childhood dog this weekend, and I was wondering if you could write a Logan x trans male reader where he comforts the reader through the loss

yeahhhh absolutely and im so sorry for your loss

LOGAN COMFORTS YOU (trans!reader)

its a bit short sorry

Logan had been texting and calling you all day and was starting to get confused as to why you hadn’t called him back. He’d been working and you’d been at the apartment but normally you’d text back right away. You hadn’t done anything like this for ages.

When he got home, he walked up to the front door and heard crying inside. He unlocked the door quickly and rushed to your room. He knocked once and you didn’t respond. He knocked twice and you still didn’t respond so he opened it a crack.

“Bub, is something wrong?” He asked quietly, his voice raspy from shouting at Wade all day.

You looked up from your phone where you were scrolling through photos of your childhood dog, your good dog.

“They died… my dog. I can’t-” you said before breaking into tears again.

“Oh, baby boy,” he said quietly as he rushed over to your side.

He sat down next to you on your bed and dragged you onto his lap and he cradled your head against his chest. His hands ran through your hair and he just held you as you sobbed.

Eventually, he helped you up and he helped you get out of your clothes and your binder and into one of his hoodies and tracksuit pants. He laid back on your bed and pulled you on top of him.

“They were a good dog,” he said quietly, his voice full of admiration.

You nodded and curled up on his chest.

“A damn good dog and I’m sure they’re watching over you now from wherever they are. A dog like that would go to Valhalla, I’m sure of it,” he said with a soft smile before combing his fingers through your hair again.

You laid there for a while, just in silence. Logan started rubbing your back. Eventually you fell asleep and he stayed there, watching over you, but eventually he fell asleep as well.

[at1ias]

hi moot. you are an epic the musical fan. I would like to learn more about epic. as i am late to the fandom, may I humbly request an infodump /nf. thank you and goodnight.

(ps if you do post the infodump it will likely be read tomorrow as I am going to sleep soon. apologies and thank you.)

-@revolvinghell

uhm. oh. oh wow. why are you. asking me this. lmao. I AM NEW HERE. So like uh so like recap thats extremely oc bc im tired and unstable and I could prob do better when im not this bad rn so ahahahaha take my ramblings ill add more later

Odysseus. That guy. He's a funky dude /silly Ohyeah warning im extremely tired and unstable rn so like uh yeahhhh so so yeah funky dude it's the trojan war ! hells yeah ! >_< so like funky dude misses his family {based, me every day w/ my online fam} and so once hors thing is done and he has to throw a baby off a thing a thing a thing cause zeus said so oh yeah they go on ship now

do you guys like boat

boat boat

but yeah the boat so they like sail and then then oh uh uh what his name again oh yeah uhm uh eurylochus that guy yeah he's like hey captain we dont have food and funky dudes like oh shoot huh and funky pancake version {polites} is like oh wowzers island we should like go there and stuffs and odys like okay sure so they go and pancake dudes like we should be polite{s} and have open arms and stuffs and funky dudes like okay sure I guess and uhm uhm what's his name I need a nickname for him uhuhuh uh uhhhhhhhhhhh im dubbing him mootiny :p but yeah mootiny {eurylochus} is like uh r we sure thats smart and funky guy is like oh yeah sure and if we die send the crew to avenge us and then pancake and funky leave onto do island pancake slaps funky on the back and is like relax mate and funkys like. oh ok. and so uh uh they meet da lotus eaters they eat the lotus which is basically drugs so im calling this drug no. 1 okay now pancakes like. ...so. do you have anything we can eat besides the weed? and weed addicts go o yeah there's a cave have fun and pancake go :) and then Athena appears slaps him around a bit and does flashback so funky and pancake go 2 da cave and shep sheep shep yeye so they murder shep and then then uh uh uh uhmmmm oh yeah then cyclops get mad and then funky gives him wine and calls himself nobody and then cyclops smashes pancake no no not in that way stfu voice in my head no. 1 with a bat stars above ok so uh yeah and then the cyclops gets high they blind him funky is sad because pancake got pancaked and Is no longer :) and now x_x also Athena goes ok yeah no longer helping you funky ur too soft now and funkys like >:| okay thats the troy and cyclops sagas done ocean saga I dont remember this one much all I remember is bad weather than they go to Aeolus who funky misgenders lol and uh uh uh they get wind bag they r not to open and then funky gets sleep deprived keeping it closed he passes out and uh mootiny opens it and storm and stuff then posiedons aka water cheese is now there and he's like mate you blinded my son {cyclops} that aint chill does a musical number then funky uses the rest of da wind to blow away and thats that circe saga my beloved so like funky washes up on Circes island and mootiny s like hey captain gotta tell ya something and funkys like not now im monologuing o like. scout. or whatever. and he's like ok and takes the crew. so he comes back and he's like holy shit captain we have a problem and funks like what and he's like so you know how we've dealt with gods and monsters and shit and funkys like yeah why and he's like new enemy encountered: woman. and funkys like what and then mootiny , he's like there's this woman and she gave the crew drugs that turned em into pigs cause they thought she was hot :( and funkys like. huh. and then mootinys like we should go and funkys like fuck no im saving them and goes off and then funky the great great great or whatever appears {Hermes} and gives funky drugs {Holy Moly} and Oda gets high for the first time and then goes off to fight Circe who ends up trying to fuck him and funkys like hell no I have a wig and Circes like oh ok you wanna go see a prophet? and funkys like uh ok sure why not and she's like ok cool the prophets dead and funky goes oh and then they go to the underworld oh. btw while they're finding the tire prophet {Tiresias} they find uh funkys mom and pancake guy and then funkys like all I hear are fucking screams and then they find the tire man who's super duper cool but I dont have time to explainnn so he then spoils the entirety of the musical and gives funky anixiety and then just shoes him off funky proceeds to have a monologue again and stuff CHECK REBLOGS 4 THE REST !!!

[forgottenroisin]

OOC | Enneagram & Tarot Numerology

ok so i stumbled on [ this post ], which talks abt the enneagram as sort of a...numerological play on tarot! w rosie being, herself, a type 7, this applies to her, big time!! i also have been looking into the tarot of lfr a bit myself (v new to tarot but find it really interesting for character work!) -- partially bc of a planned graphic that lbr will probs never actually get done! laksdjfklsjdf -- and id def associated her a lot w the seven of cups, too, bc of the imagination kinda thing, but the pentacle suit, in general, w house malconaire (bc of the earth associations to both) and...anyway im getting carried away but yeah reading this i was like !!!!! bc character arc reasons and im kinda like 'does this work out for all the characters' and kdsljafsldkjfjdf

anyway...no reason at all... ;DDDD what're your malconaires' various enneagrams? and/or do you have any thoughts on what tarot card(s) might represent them/their journey (regardless of whether the numbers match up!)? also non-malconaire characters!!!! i love character analysis i wanna hear it all (and ~~~~maybe potentially someday possibly do a graphic which may never ever appear i don't wanna get any expectations raised...that one i did of the malconaires for christmas was smth id been meaning to do for atp literally over a year soooo yeahhhh l;akjsfkljsdjf)

also also! what do we think bran and sorcha's might've been?

also if you're interested, here's a chart abt this:

the enneagram only goes from 1-9 ofc but yeah!!

anyway, so below is pure speculation ok but like!!!!! i think this might kinda be a thing???

another example: i know lizzy said that @forgottenbrigit is an enneagram 8, and numerologically, 8 lines up w the card of movement and action and, in that way change, which is esp interesting bc lizzy has also mentioned that brigit really hates change, but also she's got the literal fire of the gods (seeress!) going and in that sense does have the power to help inact change, etc.

additional example: i also know that kate's said that @forgottenarias is a type 2, and that's the number in tarot numerology that deals w balance but also opposites, opposing ideas, harmony, duality, dichotomy, etc!! and she's literally a captive and a powerhouse; a princess and a bastard, all at once, not to even get into the romeo and juliet thing she and arthur (who is also a two!) are giving into like!!

idk its not ~not there ig is what im saying alkjsfjksdf i just like digging into characters tho so...ngl this is just...largely all an excuse to do precisely that bahahaha

so i haven't done ~all my characters enneagrams officially but here're the ones I have:

rosie: 7

arthur: 2

roderick: 3

eilia: 1

valentina: 3

undecided/vibes based/not official:

godfrey: 5/1

tristan: 1/9

eabha: 6/3

cormac: 4

ronan: 1/8

cillian: 4/7

saoirse: 8

rian: 5/6

amira: 8

[soapcan18]

I’m just gonna post my Ithaca Saga live-reaction rambles here bc I can’t form coherent sentences rn and I need to express my excitement:

The Challenge

PENELOPE OH MY GOD UR VOICE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

SHE KNOWS ABT THE STORM

THE BACKUPS??? HOLYY

WHOEVER CAN STRINGGGG

Am I tripping or is that the horse and the infant motif

PENELOPE UR VOICEEE AHH THE STRENGTH AND THE GENTLENESS AHH

Hold Them Down

Oh my god I’m gonna tweak

It’s about to get DARK

FUCK THE SUITORS!!

ANTINOUS!!!!

OH OH GET IT ANTINOUS

TELEMACHUS ON DIPLOMATIC MISSION I REMEMBER THAT!!!

YOOO THIS IS DARK

BOOONESSS

ONLY THE OCEAN AND I WILL KNOWWW

NO GET AWAY FROM PENELOPE!!!!

ANTINOUS UR A FUCKIN CREEP!!!!!!

KILL THEM AAALLLLLLL

THE VOCALS DEAR LORD

YEAHHHH ODYSSEUS KILL HIS ASS

Odysseus

ODYSSEUS!!!!!!

OH MY GOD JORGEEEE UR VOICEEE

I HEAR U DARE TO TOUCH MY WIFE AND HURT MY BOYYY

I. Have had. Enough.

THE ELECTRIC GUITAR OH MY GODDD

THE SUITORS’ TIME TO SHINE

THE BOW AND SCREAM EFFECT AHHH

WHERE IS HE??? WHERE IS HE???

“You think I don’t know my own palace? I BUILT IT.”

“U destroyed the serpents head” EYY BOOK REFERENCE

NO OPEN ARMS

“No” YOOOO THATS COLDDD THAT’S A POSEIDON REF

I love him just popping in here and then makes us feel like the suitors

“BEHIND YOU”

LEGENDARY MOTIF????

AGHH TELEMACHUS IS HEREEEEE

ATHENA!! OH MY GODDDD ATHENAAA

I HEARD THAT FUCKIN PIANO TRILL

“Ur very presence has doomed the king, young prince. We don’t fight fair!”

WHO IS SINGINNNN

“And he’s made a grave mistaaake”

GET OFF ME!! GET OFF ME!!

HOLD HIM DOWNNN

THE ELECTRICCCC OH MY GODDD HES FULL MONSTER

“Mercy? MERCY? My mercy’s long since drowned. It died to bring me home. And as long as you’re around, my family’s fate is left unknown. You plotted to kill my son. You planned to R### MY WIFE. ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.”

THEY SAID THE WORD???

“You filled my heart with hate. All of you who have done me wrong. THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE!”

THE CHOIRRR AHHH ITS BEEN A NO LONGER YOU REF THIS WHOLE TIME

THE SCREAMS???? THEYRE SO REALISTIC OMLLL

I Can’t Help but Wonder

THESE SONGS ARE LONG DAMN

TELEMACHUSSS 🥹

ITS AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR NOW

My heaartttt

OMG WAIT ITS TELEMACHUS SINGING

MILO SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE JORGE

His voice is so gentle oh my goddd

MY SON IM FINALLY HOME!

FATHER HOW IVE LONGED TO SEE YOUU

THE HARMONIZINGGGG

ATHENA

ATHENA!!!!

I HEAR HER QUICK THOUGHT

“Show yourself. I know you’re watching me. Show yourself.”

THE PIANOOO THE CLOCKKKK

“You were never one for hellos.”

“I can’t help but wonder what this world can be if we all held each other with a bit more empathy. I can’t help but feel like I led you astray. What if there’s a world where we don’t have to live this way?”

“If that world exists, it’s far away from here. It’s one I’ll have to miss for it’s far beyond my years. You might live forever, so you can make it be. But I’ve got one endeavor. There’s a girl I have to see.”

“Very well.”

WARRIOR OF THE MIND MOTIFFF

Would You Fall in Love with Me Again

FINAL SONGGG

SIX MINUTESS

PENELOPEEEE

THE CACOPHONY OF INSTRUMENTS OH MY GODDD ITS LIKE ODY’S ANTICIPATION

THE DOOR SOUNDD

Youuu look different

Your eyes look tired

IM GONNA RIP MY HEART OUT

I AM NOT THE MAN U FELL IN LOVE WITHHH

Waaaitinggg waaaitingggg

The stringssss godddd

���Left a trail of red on every islanddd” RUTHLESSNESS MOTIF OH MY GODD

“As I traded friends like objects I could use”CIRCE MOTIF??

“Hurt more lives than I can count on my hands” I CANT MAKE OUT A SINGLE ONE BUT PIANO IMPLIES ATHENA??

OMG WAIT CALYPSO “FOR LOVING YOU” MOTIF

WAAAITINGGGG

“If that’s true, could you do me a favor? Just a moment of labor? That would bring me some peace. See that wedding bed? Could you carry it over? Lift it high on your shoulders and take it far away from here?”

I REMEMBER THIS FROM THE BOOK AGHH

“I had built that wedding bed with my blood and sweat…”

THE ELECTRIC GUITAR COMING BACKKK AS HE GETS MORE INTENSE

“The only way to move it is to cut it from ITS ROOTS!” “ONLY MY HUSBAND KNEW THAATTT!”

AHHH I REMEMBERRRRR

PENELOPE TEAR IT UP

THE EMOTIONNNN IN HER VOICEEE

WAAAITTINGGGGG

PENELOPEEEEE

WAAAITINGGGGG

PENELOOPPEEEEEE

WAAAAITINGGGG WAAAAITINGGG WAAAAAAAITINGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHH

forrrrrr (was that the remember them motif???) youuu

Damn she sang so high

THE SYMPHONYYY

JUST A MANNNN ITS BAAACKKKK

THE ANIMATICS R GONNA GO SO HARD DEAR LORD

“How long has it been?” “20 years.”

“I love youuuu”

BRAVO 🥹

JORGE I LOVE YOUUU

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[sapnapstummy]

A little tier list + briefly talking about my fics :] (ao3 fics only)

B tier (had potential):

shimmer down i wrote this one pretty quick and I could've elaborated a bit more. (I think I just have an issue with my shorter fics lol), it was sweet though and a prompt ive had in my notes app for a while.

It's easy. It's love. And it's them. My first mcyt fic ^_^ a short little dnf fic in anticipation of george arriving in florida! I think it's cute, but right before I posted it, I added "it's easy. it's love, and it's them." several times in the fic and looking back I don't really like that especially with how short it is.

A tier (good but not my favorite):

mistletoe lightshow I wrote this one as a gift and going back and rereading it's very cutesy. The banter is good and I like the characterization. Not my fav just because I forget it exists lol

desk professor once again, i just think it's too short. I wish I had done more to establish sapnap's crush on karl. Butttt it was very hot and i looove a good professor x student fic

attention craving this was very politely ignored lol, my second lowest kudosed fic. this one's really hot though, i need to write more nsfw tickle fics

eager learning im not sure why this one got so few comments lol. But this fic was written For Me By Me. prof george x student sap with a 10 year age gap and single dad sapnap, yeahhhh.

our bodies meet also very sweet, i loved cracking into dream and sapnap's heads for this one, but i makes me want to write body swap or clone sex so bad.

steady path of termination a rivals duo fic!! this one was very fun to write, but idk anything about scp's so i was very loose with the prompt. my lowest kudosed fic but it's pretty fun minecraft shenanigans so I like it

the final set this one isn't finished yet, but when i tell you that the planning i've had to do for this fic was ridiculous I mean Ridiculous. I love it, but it's hard to write bc i need both my timeline + fic notes and all my brain power to write it lol

S tier (no notes):

puppy stranger really good. really hot. background dreamnap + gnc dream 10/10

gentle shower i think about this fic from time to time and just ough. subby sapnap taking care of george is just sooo good.

gatorade vodka bootworship freak george x virgin sapnap x dom karl. REALLY GOOD. also i couldn't include it in the knn week collection bc it was drunk sex and ppl on twitter have no fun.

close reflection ohhhh the not-so-freaky freak fic. i loooove this one. the dynamics in it feel so real and messy to me, also i think i did a good job with describing dream's mom as an extension of dream while still making her a person if that makes sense. 11/10

care undeserved this one is so special to me. dream and sapnap caring for george in their own ways that display intimacy and familiarity, just ough. also i love the way i wrote this one.

and at number 1:

livewire my magnum opus. the characterization, the plot, the length. ough its just perfect and so dear to me. I love this fic so much and if i could only have one fic to keep it'd be this one. 1000/10 i love talking about it.

[redactedwriting]

Omg yes please kink headcanons too!! (for mcr)

YEAHHHH WOOOOOO (also. in reality i think these dudes are vanilla mfs. but In My Heart and On My Blog, this is the truth)

gerard….im gonna get it out of the way: he has a piss kink. he also likes to tie ppl up but not a big fan of being tied up, but he does love being pinned down. kitty kink fr. he loooves being edged within an inch of his life, being overstimmed to tears, orgasm denial. i think he’d rly like getting spanked (his fave is with a flogger but he doesn’t rly play w that too much bc It Hurts). i think he’d be a little into knives, def into blood. he likes being on display…like, having his legs held open or jerking off for someone to see, sending them pics and vids, just generally being pretty <3 i think he’d have a Fat sir/miss kink. both as the bottom and the top. daddy/mommy not toooo much but he fucks with it sometimes, esp if he wants to be cutesy bratty <3 he likes talking back and getting gagged or his face slapped about it. hair pulling. SIZE QUEEN.

franks a fuckin masochist dude i cannot put into words how true this is. yall know that one shoot of him bloody gagged and bound in the fridge? yeah. rougher sex the better tbh, i think he likes dirty messy sex a lot, and he’d love getting tied with rope and hit, BIG FAN OF CBT……big fan of denial and edging and overstim and his brain says if he’s not crying by the end then he’s not done <3 (all of this is heavily consented to!!!). but also he rly likes soft goopy lovey sex where he gets pampered and loved on and called a sweet pretty boy <3 he loves being good too!! it’s just he’s a fuckin brat so often!!! he loves the sweet degradation too, gets him off so fuckin hard. mmm and of course it isn’t frank without puppy kink :) he loves being a soft sweet pup but he also fucking Loves when he’s called a dirty fucking dog and he’s made to howl and whine in misery (pleasure, but he’s being edged for the billionth time in a night). also scent kink. and piss but only if his partner wants it.

mikey isn’t a masochist but he is a bit of a sadist i think. when he’s bottoming, he likes being choked <3 he also likes forced eye contact and when his jaw gets grabbed so they move his head around. hair pulling. siiiiizeeee queeeeeeen he Loves big dicks. he loves being a good boy but he also likes acting up some <3 and when he’s topping, ugh lord. i think he likes to. like, okay. yknow how korse is like? the bad guy, and there’s the ray guns and he’s just generally Mean to the killjoys? but in that lowkey really fucking sexy way? yeah. mikey likes to top in the ways that make the villains sexy. he’s kinda slimey but in a good way, and he’s always got that holier than thou smirk, and smug voice. and he’d like to slap his partner around a bit, only rarely using something stronger than his hand, and he’d like to watch their eyes roll back when he fucks them hard. he likes pinning them down more than tying them up. big fan of making his partner cry (consensually and not in bad ways etc etc). lowkey i think as both top and bottom he would have a breeding kink. mmm but also sweetie mikey <3 he’d be so into taking care of youuuu and loving on uuuuu and calling you good and sweet and perfect. ugh mikeyway we r in it now

ray has a kink for making his partner come a billion times. overstimulated or just multiple orgasms or whatever? he loves watching them fall apart over and over for him. he loves making them feel good. he’s a soft dom <3 he likes to pin them down and sometimes tie them up. ugh he would be such a fan of shibari but not in a bondage kink way??? like, he just adores seeing his partner tied like that. mmm i think he’d like using fun lubes just to see what it’s like (flavored, warming, etc) and he’d giggle when they’d moan or when he’d moan. it’s so sweet. when he’s bottoming i think he’d lowkey rly like being stepped on. he’d like his hair pulled, he’d rly like scratching. not so much being spanked or giving spanks. he does love a little teasing slap though <3 he’d be into collars on his partner but not on himself i think. ray very much reads as one who is into whatever his partners into yk? and he’s so sexy for it

[mysteriaqueen]

sunny omori is very boygirlenby to me

also kel is bigenderfluid

hero is transmasc

mari is ALSO transmasc

aubrey is xenogender

basil is genderflux

OKAY HI WOAH THE POST WORKED

sunny omori is very boygirlenby to me

yeahhhh bro's too traumatized to give one singular fuck about the gender. bro will play whatever roll he wants to. he wants to be a princess? he's a princess. he wants to be a knight? he's a knight. he wants to be a trashcan? he's a trashcan. he's just a silly lil roleplayer. the role don't matter

also kel is bigenderfluid

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. he's so anything and everything. he probably doesn't even bother trying to find a label. i bet (post good ending and everyone gets back together) he's like "hey aubrey how does that make up stuff work?" and then like 30 minutes later bro's like "WOAHHH I LOOK SO PRETTY"

god i can see it soooo well i kinda wanna draw it

hero is transmasc

yknow I never thought about this but tbh it makes sense. he does kinda have those vibes with how he's a lil unsure sometimes or how he's also kind of a mom friend like Mari. he's also a silly lil guy. but yeah the more I think about it the more i accept the headcannon. yep. i'm thinking he's like ftm.

mari is ALSO transmasc

okay this one is interesting. i had not considered this either but at first i was like eh. but the more i think about it. im kinda on board with this. like yeah mom friend(mary) and dad friend(hero) but it's actually mom friend who's a dude(hero) and dad friend who's a girl(mari) but then mari's trans too and yeah i see this extremely well.

she defo has like slightly dude vibes so yeah transmasc fits her well. i'd say she's less ftm and more like "i don't give a fuck what my gender is but you're my child now :3 we're getting soft tacos later"

aubrey is xenogender

*googles xenogender* oh. yeah. yup. agreed. once again, she could not be bothered to actually figure it out. and when she does sit down for a bit she's like "..... oh god why is this so complicated? i don't even have the words for this! wait there's one for not having the words. great. I'm figure it out. i'm done. stop asking me about it."

basil is genderflux

is that not genderfluid? *googles* ohhhhhhhh yeah okay well i guess I found a new label for myself anywaysss

yeah that sounds about basil. i mean everything about my mans is constantly in flux. he is an unstable mess and i love him for it. everything about him constantly fluctuating in intensity. he's trying to hard to stay afloat and yet he cannot stop being pulled down into the depth. and at this point he can't tell whether he's breathing or holding his breath any more. poor guy.

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anywaysssss thank you for the ask!!!! i so appreciate it man.

[toxycodone]

um if it makes you feel better i am kinda obsessed w you. you are one of two blogs i actually have notifications on for and i read everything u post as soon as i can and im sure you noticed the amount of asks ive sent over time and just-

yeahhhh....... ur so like... cool. i think i might be like actually addicted to you. you give my brain so many happy chemicals just by existing so i keep coming back to ur blog when im bored or have nothing to do or even when i do have stuff to get done...... um.... its a lil bit embarrassing actually how much i love everything you say.

-maractus anon

👉🏽👈🏽 I’m just saying but um. we should. be friends. or something :p YAAAAAY <3 LETS BE HORNY WEIRDO LOSERS TOGETHER……

[mjammies]

HES A GOOD MAN SAVANNAH (the elite ch25-26)

idk why im riding so hard for maxon, but these last two chs had me absolutely gagggeddd. i was really close to throwing my laptop at one moment real shit. anyway ch 25-26

Ch 25 

-okayy america asking for private lessons….boringggg

-”id make a better princess than she would” girl this is not about that

-ofc its a passion project that gets miss red white and blue excited

-they gotta do presentationsss, the way i woulda called it quits, its not worth it my anxiety couldnt do it

-”you could run your presentation by me if you like. Kriss did” eyes wide HUH

-miss thing aint even got an idea yet golly

-”youve seen more hardships in your life than the other four combined” plz maxon i beg. I love a good oppression olympics but not rn, im tireddd

-hes peepingggg that she been acting off

-okay so now apparently its not him its the position. eye roll 

-hes spitting facts, like gurl hes given you all the time, if youre still unsure then its bout time to pack it up

-im gonna kms, GET HER OUTTA HEREEEEEEE, idk why i rather have her than kriss but atp i might be switching sides

-ooooo an ultimatum, juicyyy

-”but youre being a bit careless with my one shot” PERIOD

-”maybe i should leave” and then she tells him he SHOULD??!?!?!?!? GIRL FUCK YOU, wheres my gun, get her OUTTA HEREEEEE

-but i will say he gagged tf outta her when he left, “i’ll just go see what kriss is doing” such a nastyyyyy come back, i love itttt, gon head and see a girl who ACTUALLY wants to see you. 

Ch26 

-here come aspen, alexa play knuck if you buck

-i prayyyy they get caught in this book

-a caste exchange program, really aspen?

-now america fighting with every body, girl whats going on???

-not shes mad that these folks are asking her for commitment

-lollll not gregory out here hoeing folks, maybe i shoulda been reading his diary entries

-oh look america is actually using her brain for once

-so the real villain of this story is gregory illea

-not she going straight to maxon room, period march up there queen

-oh.my.god. Not maxon gottanother girl in the room, the way i woulda thrown up right there in the doorway, i mighta swung on one of the guards too who knows.

-AHHHHHH so apparently hes not in the room okay good

-when did maxon become a blond???? I thought he had light brown hair atleast, or is that considered blonde idkkkkkkkk

-him and celeste is getting itttt, maxon really exploring his optionsssss

-not maxon and miss girl LOCKING EYESSS, im gagged, im screaming, but good on her

-”so stupid, america. So stupid” YUP, YUP. YUP seeeee shes learning 

-waitaminute what is happening now????

-1) she is gonna chose aspen now apparently, 2) maxon is mad and shes mad, but lets see

-shes just mad he was hugged up on celeste, if it was kriss she probably woulda charged it to the game.

-ooo chile, not her telling him she’ll leave and then him saying she aint going no where, like clock it

-WAITAMINUTE the gurls are actually heated, i am all the way sattttt

-she literally shoved him, its getting physical

-im sorry (not sorry) but maxon remaining calm woulda got me acting right real quick.

-”i wanted a reason to hurt him” ummm maam are you okay?

-”but there was no rage in him” oopp, yeahhhh this woulda done it for me, i woulda been begging for forgiveness

-bro is he gonna kiss her??????

-GIRRLLLLLLLLLLLL I LITERALLY CANT BROOO I HATE THIS BITCH SO MUCH LIKE PLEASEEEE, SINCE YOU ON THE BALCONY ALREADY JUST DO US A BIG ONE AND JUMP CAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THREW THE BRACELET, I HATE YOUUUUU RGJN;FSKGSAR GKRJGBIRUISEHRVGIKHREWIU

-”i wasnt here to win anymore. So how could i go out with a bang?” ummm how about you BLOW YOURSELF UP is that bang enough for you???!??!?!

[lazaruspiss]

ive played the main story of Gotham Knights like 6~ times i think im allowed to say that it's kinda ass. batman being dead was a decent setup, the labyrinth bit was really fun and interesting, but really the entirety of the main plot has nothing really going for it. i could probably list of a few sort of interesting aspects, but none of it comes together for an interesting story.

Harley's side story was decently done and i think GK nailed the whole "yeah shes a victim of the joker but shes still a crazed villain in her own right and can fuck shit up just fine on her own" angle that i strongly prefer for her. the mainline comics nowadays keep running into tell vs show issues from what ive seen. they keep telling me about how ~nuanced~ she is, but they keep showing me the most generic unproductive antihero characterization. DC comics as a whole over the past decade have, at least for me, been committing the most egregious comic book sin of all: being boring. like i was wondering why harlivy seemed to end up w less chemistry after getting together but then i remembered DC comics have just all been like that recently. anyways. tangent over back to GK.

GK's side missions might have been better than the actual main plot, at least story wise. although all three do sort of hit the same story beats. villian is somewhat sympathetic, but ultimately acts maliciously of their own accord and must be stopped. you beat them, the end. they have different enough level designs though to pretty much make up for it in my opinion.

yeahhhh gotham knights is kinda the superhero game version of a slice of life show, and it would be completely jarring for arkhamverse fans. like i love both but i don't think there's really much overlap in the appeal of AKverse and GK.

[summer-oil]

Omg im sorry I’ve already sent a whole essay to ur inbox but 😭😭 I was listening to laufey (because when am I not) SPECIFICALLY let you break my heart again and. I couldn’t help but think of your sugu fic where you invite him in for tea and.. :,( I know you said it could be taken platonically or romantically but in the instance that it was taken romantically I think the lyrics fit super well :(((

“still you take up all my mind, I don't even think that you care like I do. I should stop, heaven knows I've tried” // “One day, I will stop falling in love with you. Some day, someone will like me like I like you. Until then, I'll drink my coffee, eat my pie, Pretend that we are more than friends - Then of course I'll let you break my heart again” // “I'm just tryna understand What I am to you More than songs we've exchanged, midnight calls, Sunset views, mm”

Sugu is very Mitski coded and very laufey coded in this essay I will !! ^_^ n e ways,, I have done my part now I’m going back to my corner <33 APOLOGIES AGAIN FOR BARGING INTO YOUR INBOX DHEHEHSGS

OLLIEEEEE first of all never apologize for barging into my inbox u are always welcome here <333

AND AAAAA I GOT SO GIDDY READING THIS i’m so overjoyed that it made u think of my beloved tea geto fic 😭😭 IT’S SOOOO THEMMM YOU’RE RIGHT i just listened to the song and sniffled a bit…. even just the instrumental is sooo lovely and soft and perfect for them :< AND THE LYRICS GODDD

feeling kind of sick tonight // all i’ve had is coffee and leftover pie // it’s no wonder why

ooh, still you take up all my mind // i don't even think that you care like i do // i should stop, heaven knows i’ve tried

one day, i will stop falling in love with you // some day, someone will like me like i like you // until then, i’ll drink my coffee, eat my pie // pretend that we are more than friends // then of course i’ll let you break my heart again

some day, one day // i will stop falling in love with you // until i do // i’ll be thinking of you // let you break my heart again

aaaaa they’re so…. i really am so so fond of these two :((( the yearning and resignation…. the warmth…. yeahhhh they make me cry and this song does too T_T…….

HE’S SO MITSKI / LAUFEY CODED IT’S INSANE he’s genuinely every singly sadgirl artist ever …. been listening to a lot of girl in red recently and he’s soooo girl in red too ….. rip geto suguru any of their first albums could’ve saved u 💔💔

BUT AAAA TYSM FOR DROPPING IN OLLIE and for thinking of my silly lil fic 🥺🥺🥺 THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY feel free to drop in literally whenever!!! i love talking to u !!!! <33333