#year of Conk
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Top OC Round 2 Bonus Art!!!
I also went wild with writing a lil story for this one gwahhhh enjoy my cringe
(Originally posted with "Roses are Falling" by Orville Peck)
The world is spinning. Music is playing, petals are falling, and the sun has long set on the glimmering garden filled with dressed-up partygoers, not just from different walks of life, but from different worlds entirely. The spinning slows to a stop as Conk pulls his dancing partner aside, and they walk among the rose bushes. “You still haven’t explained where we are.” Ev hasn’t seen anything like this garden in his life. He’s never seen people like this. Hell, he’s never even left Caelum. Conk is gazing at the flowers. He doesn’t seem bothered by any of this. “Some fella named Lord Ascan’s garden.” “Conk th— that doesn’t explain anything. Who even is that?” “Honestly? I hardly know.” Conk takes his friend’s hand. “I just knew there’d be dancing and music, and I wanted you here with me.” “O-oh…” Conk touches his face. “This has been the most beautiful night of my life, my friend.” His goggles offer as dead an expression as ever, but his smile is a real one. Ev knows. He knows Conk’s smile better than anyone. Right now, it’s the only bit of familiarity he can grasp in a place that feels so alien. It’s all he can process, and it’s caught his breath. “Is this real?” “I don’t know.” Conk brings his face closer. Ev closes his eyes. “But it’s time for you to go home.”
Ev bolts upright. “AH! What the—” He’s back home. Doc’s special brand of clutter has seeped into his habits, and his tiny room in the back of her lab is an unmistakable sight. What time is it? He ventures outside his door in a confused haze, immediately finding Doc fiddling with something-or-other at her workbench. It’s all above his head, anyway. “Doc?” her head whips around. “Kiddo, you’re up! Feeling better?” Better? what’s she talking about? “Huh? What do you…?” Before he can finish, Doc marches up to him and feels his forehead. “You woke up with a fever yesterday. Seems like it’s cooled down, but you should still rest more.” Huh. It must be morning…? “Oh, yeah… uh… has Conk been around?” “Not in a few days. And not while you’re sick! Now get your sorry booty back in bed. I’ll getcha some tea.” “Okay, okay. Fine.” He looks around, tired eyes scanning the little lab. No one’s here, just him and Doc. Good. “Thanks… mom.” He turns away quick so he doesn’t have to see her reaction to that. “AW, KIDDO, DID YOU JUST—” slam. You gotta tread lightly on the cheesiness around Doc. She always overreacts. ALWAYS.
He trudges back to his tiny excuse for a bed and plops down. Clink. Clink? What was— his hand grazes something cold and metal. He picks it up. A silver chain? In an instant, The night he spent dancing floods back to him in its entirety. Not just a hazy dream, but… no, that’s silly. Of course it was a dream. There’s no other explanation. But the chain… he had definitely been wearing this in that garden. Right? He presses his knuckles to his forehead, as if to incite a single coherent thought. Comes up empty. The fever’s just getting to him.
He drops the chain onto one of many cluttered shelves with a solid plunk. A moment later, his head hits the pillow. Another moment later, the waking world fades away again.
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they have completely forgotten their doctor trauma in favor of all of the band-aids! and niji's seeing eye sanji needs more training to distinguish between the bathroom and the kitchen
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#one piece#vinsmoke ichiji#vinsmoke niji#vinsmoke yonji#sanji#red leg zeff#sora vinsmoke#kids are great you say the word butt and you're the funniest person on the planet#these are all fun to draw but i think this is so far my favorite#it's fun to draw the baby boys interacting together playing#also drawing zeff conked out on the couch was a mood#that man thought he could handle four four year olds THE FOOL#sora does not question why any of her baby boys are pants-less or even where said pants are#least of all yonji#it is an expected state of being at this point
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#might be 3am but ill just post this n conk out#arts#one piece#sanlu#lusan#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#monkey d. luffy#40 years old lusan#uhhh#idk how to tag that#40 lusan#???
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(lazy) current household picture bc im to lazy to change their height slider back clearly kimber > don > dawn (daughter) > avea (twin) > holt (twin)
jumpscare of the twins before their makeover jeez I thought I would have a rough time and they were destined to be ugly but I think they actually turned out super pretty
#ts4#the sims 4#show us your sims#yes that is indeed the#don lothario#i love him i think hes bene promoted to my fav townie after this playthrough like hes the best sweetie sweetest baby boy ever#idk where holt got his face shape from i guess don but the presets are genetic maybe?? weird#also he did grow up with brown eyes but my cas is weird idk cause i edited him then undid so i could take a photo cause im a forgetful idio#then he decided oh no i rather blue eyes like what... u had brown 2 seconds ago#anyways#i had enough switching between alpha and maxis match depending on what im doing thats it maxis mix is the way#dawn looks so much like her mum#does anyone read this or am i rambling to myself#either way i might one day in very many years to come will post the pictures of them growing up and whatever#im not done with them it sounds like i am like no i full plan on making this a legacy cause my old legacy the save file conked for some rea#plus i got a new pc!! yayy ltierally the game runs so smooth and loads up in like 2 minutes compared to i used to open a youtube video when#i wanted to play on my laptop LMAO#ive bene playing a lot of cyberpunk finally but ill leave that for my other blog mentatss
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i love you nuclear spike field
#found out about this this week. going NUTS!!!!!!!#just finished up my blog post about it#basically an essay now. so many cited sources#kyle hill style? sure#radiation#spike field#geological despository#nuclear#nuclear waste#not including an image bc i *need* you to look it up. awesome rabbit hole omg#so tired. im conking out#gbye chat#hyperfixationhullabalooing#radioactive#10000 year message#is that the tag?#< thats a tag?#< thats a tag#i love you kyle hill
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very happy to report I am once again working on something. here's a preview.
"Three of you?" Shiro asked. "Then, we'll start with a mashou ritual." Shiro cracked open his case, producing a vial from within. It was filled with a red substance that was instantly identifiable as blood. "Normally," Shiro began, "-I would use a mixture of this fermented animal blood and milk to draw out some low-ranking hobgoblins for the task, but since my familiar is here today, we get to take the easy route. Kuro!" Ears perking up, the black cat wiggled itself free of the hoodie kid's grasp, leaping onto the podium. Shiro faintly smiled, lightly ruffling its fur, before turning back towards the class. Ryuuji blinked. The cat sidhe was the paladin's familiar? Then why the hell was it napping with hoodie kid? …and seriously, would it kill him to wake up already? "This is my familiar, Kuro," Shiro said, "-he'll just give you all a light scratch." Kuro yowled in apparent agreement. "As for this blood," Shiro's smile didn't drop from his face, "-it has one more use." With the flick of a finger, he uncorked the vial. Not a second later, hoodie kid finally jerked awake, clamping a hand over his nose. "It stinks!" "Glad you're finally awake, Rin," Shiro corked the vial, "-late night?" The hoodie kid- Rin, apparently- glared at Shiro without dropping his hand from his face. Ryuuji arched a brow. It was a good thing he was finally awake, but did it really smell that bad? He couldn't smell anything from here, and he had a pretty decent nose. "There were other ways to wake me up, old man," Rin complained. Old man? That was one hell of a way to refer to the paladin. "Maybe!" Shiro grinned, unbothered as he put the vial away. "But this is the most effective!" Rin mumbled something underneath his breath, slumping in his seat- but at least he managed to stay awake this time.
#blue exorcist werewolf au#the working title for this series is 'once in a blue moon'. for obvious reasons#local lycanthrope skipped the first year orientation because he was out until like. 4 AM running around#and just conked out in his dad's classroom
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Stares straight at the table
I wanna..... i gotta draw a new comic soon....... i have ideas but i think tOO MANy ideas you know.
#“draw donut less this year ” fuck you i will only draw donut kissing his other team mates from now on#ohhh tony you dont even have a real fc for donut yet bc you hate drawing people#conks my head against concrete#im specifically drawing comics that can be perceived as some weird fucked up grimmdocnut relationship#so more of the same i guess lmao#thumbs up emoji crying a lil
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#turns out the whole reason we had no power for days was our toaster just being an arsepiece#not even being used but deciding to repeatedly short out the whole house#we got it as a gift when we moved in together and i've hated it ever since#I sound ungrateful but in all fairness it was awful#took up far too much room on the worktop#never looked clean because it was cream#was generally shit at the whole actually toasting bread thing#so in all honestly I have been waiting on it conking out#except that fucker survived 16 years and five house moves#was starting to worry it was going to outlast me#but us walking past a old graveyard on our walk today was subtle foreshadowing of its eventual demise#because it has finally bit the dust#and I can browse for my dream toaster in peace#with the lights on#and the heat on#🍞🍞🍞
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It's actually so fucked to no longer have access to a rack and barbells
#i miss moving heavy weight its genuinely so fucking depressing being stuck at 100lbs max with dumbbells!!! I want to squat again!!!!#moving back to CA has been insanely depressing theres no fucking nature where im at and when i go on daily walks its just fucking conk crete#it also doesnt help that i literally have maybe 1/10th the friends here#which is funny bc i was only in WA for like. 3 years?#and ive been in CA my whole life besides then#i just do not vibe with californians#anyways this isnt even on topic anymore#but if you are a CA friend youre in a very exclusive group of 4 people
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my interaction in this fandom is limited to making three posts about john in a row, analyzing the webtoon, and then disappearing for a year. hey whats up guys
#unordinary webtoon#i havent touched this webtoon in a year#currently im just reading episodes that i see john in#idk whats going on i have to go back and reread some stuff#i remember john got fucked up and then said “aw it was just me? thats embarassing” and then conked out#and i think i stopped reading and disappeared there#there are so many good john panels now…im sobbing hes so silly…
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We wiped out all the Buffalo Around the turn of the last century, And so it's factories and sawgrass, Wheat fields and asphalt laid in front of me. The Midwest feels like a hollow place That we filled with love and industry. And we're staring at the frozen ground in Goodwill suits, Silent as the pastor reads the eulogy. Well I wanted to see just a little bit of everything. Let me be. Two blackbirds on a highway sign Are laughing at me at four in the morning. They played the war drum out of time So I'm not sure where I've been marching. I wanna be strong, but it's not easy anymore. I'm hoping I'm wrong. It's sixteen hours straight to home From the heart of North Missouri, And so I searched through my great-grandpop's memoirs For the devil in my bloodstream. Depression grabbed his throat And choked the life out of him slowly. I've got the same blood coursing through my veins And it'll come for me eventually. I bet I'd be a fucking coward. I bet I'd never have the guts for war, 'Cause I can't spend another month away from here. These frantic rest stop phone calls don't get answered anymore. But I, I wanted to know if I could please come home. So let me know. Two blackbirds on a highway sign Are laughing at me at four in the morning. They played the war drum out of time So I'm not sure where I've been marching. I wanna be strong, but it's not easy anymore. I'm hoping I'm wrong. I'm hoping I'm wrong. I know how it feels to be At war with a world That never loved me. Two blackbirds on a highway sign Are laughing at me at four in the morning They played the war drum out of time So I'm not sure where I've been marching. I wanna be strong. I wanna be strong, but it's not easy anymore.
#the devil in my bloodstream#the wonder years#the greatest generation#audio#bandcamp#long post#i have resigned myself to my destiny of being a nuisance on everyone's dash#look. it's a great song okay one of those songs where you remember its existence and just Have to listen to it again bc of how good it is#there was no way i was gonna remember this song and just. ignore it like this song didn't fundamentally change my brain chemistry#*shakes self* you are not going to do a relisten of the entire tgg album you'll lose track of time and it'll be 6am again before u know it#mayyyyyybe just funeral tho... if i don't end up conking out soon
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I partially regret reading some Gravity Falls fanfic.
Only partially cause one I found was actually super cute only 409 words but it was kinda cute.
\-> only kinda cause Ford got frozen and turned into a decoration lmaoooo.
#I was just trying to indulge a bit yk#“teenage hormones” as Bill would say#💀#This is referring to a fic I had read#lordy 13 year olds or smth wrote these#but gotta indulge every once in a while in that Billussy#what in the world#what the fuck did I type#chat should I make that into a drawing? /j#bro I'm just a silly guy who's sleep deprived let me rant about the sillies in peace#Bill would probably either be disgusted at Billussy or own it#WAIT#BILLUSSY = TWINK HUMAN BILL#Okay I'm conking out now#Wilhem's yaps#gravity falls#gravity falls fanfiction#gravity falls fic#ao3 fanfic#bill cipher#billussy
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WHY AM I SO EEPY!!!!! WHY NOW!!! I HAVE ATTACKS TO MAKE!!!! REVENGES NEED TO BE DONE!!!! THIS IS CATASTROPHIC!!!!!!!
#BRUH!!!!!!!!#when im tired like this i am not in the mood to do ANYTHING and im a lot more sluggish#sometimes i dont even realize im tired until hours later 💀#that kind of happened today and ive been so unproductive!!!!!#HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET 8 ATTACKS DONE IN LESS THAN 2 DAYS#BLEASE its the bare minimum i wanna finish with i gotta draw these characters for af i cant wait a whole year 😭#gonna try having a nap and when i wake up im going INSANE#ill probably pull an all nighter#stay up until artfight is just about to end#then i gotta conk bc i have an appt the next day LMAO#arragharraiuhrhgeha#grrr
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In my sick era #fantastic
#I HAVE STUFF TO DOOOOO#i woke up this morning and i was like ‘damn i really need to throw up’ and then i conked back out#turns out the everlooming illness consumed me#i think its from stress but it also feels like my 3 year long illness that i cant seem to get rid of#i need to go to the doctor tbh this is the first time its felt like this again#hashtag chronic illness
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Real talk, Victor's reaction to the creature coming to life will never not be hilarious. He literally runs and hides under the covers, and when he sees the creature is standing next to him, he goes and sleeps on his front lawn. And THEN his best friend shows up and asks if they can go inside, Victor is just like "man i hope the monster is gone before we go in there, or that'll be real bad"
10/10, best part of the book
#it's been years since i read it#but it always cracks me up#iirc the friend shows up right after he woke up from being conked out on his lawn#and he just has to pretend his life isn't falling apart rn
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