#years of academy training WASTED

[valyrfia]

charles apparently happily scurrying to talk to a camera when max asks him to without a SINGLE ferrari PR person in sight? YEARS of pr training just all undone like that in a single second? let’s not lose the plot here charles is down JUST AS BAD

[actual-lea]

Congrats on winning MH trivia! I had absolutely no doubt in my mind that you would walk away with that one.

THANK YOU but also shoutout to Mia for winning the season 2 trivia!!

[bluecoolr-main]

Yah so i like failed

[kimarisgundam]

My lipstick tastes so good. It's cherry flavoured and I just want to eat it like a chocolate bar

^ was telling this to my bf and he told me he wants to have a taste too

So I was like 'kay, and applied lipstick on him...

A kiss 😐

He meant a kiss 😐

He was trying to rizz me and I misunderstood it as him wanting to try on my lipstick 😐

Now he's pissed at me for ruining the moment and putting lipstick on him 🥲

Years of playing otome games and I can't even tell when someone is trying to rizz me irl...

[sir-knighteye]

Try this one trick to stay the same age forever. Doctors hate him!

[theslightsaber]

Well, apparently I flew too close to the sun and my side blog got nuked by Tumblr support

[indicamuse]

I just want some time to write some good old fashioned smut. Sirius getting railed against the wall, mind ascending to the ancestral plane, life affirming, transcendent smut.

Why must real life plague me so. Literally the only time I have atm is a 20 minute break at work per day and the good shit doesn't happen in 20 minutes

[theo-grayson]

MY SIMS 4 CUSTOM CONTENT IS ALL GONE NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bod-5arts]

Classmates using chat gpt for their thesis while I took months to write and correct it.

They're destroying the environment AND their ability to write on their own. It's insane.

Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.

[brightchill]

//im also wandering out to look at the rp community and im. realizing that i could have picked a more unique name

[hanktalkin]

someone actually did the math on mjolnir and turns out it's complete ass, like an extra 3 damage per second T_T i basically always craft mjolnir by default and it's been doing NOTHING

[starryytales]

Messaging very northern friend.

Wish them good night.

Friend mentions wanting to voice chat again.

They miss my voice.

Offer to send them voice message of me saying good night.

They accept.

Record.

Send.

Listen to playback.

"Good naight (friend), sleep taight."

I can't help but point out my twang came out in full force.

They say: "you did sound eerily... Wendigoon."

Life hurts but at least I sound like Sweet Tea and Jesus.

[a-book-of-creatures]

Wehhh I can’t believe my clumsy fingers hit the “less than a month” button TT_TT

[zabchan]

Heart breaking: An Art You Just Favorited Turns Out to Be AI Generated

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

high school me: I am now prepared for a lifetime of debating Arminians! current me: drop the 'min' high school me: D:

[pro-prin-prinny]

Awe man are they firing us? I've been cultivating my blog for the Russian agenda for half a decade now.

Prediction: At least half of the most vehemently “pro-Palestinian” blogs will disappear in the next few days.

The other half will vanish after Trump’s inauguration.

Because just like we told you, they were Russian psy-ops all along.