#yes prev!!

[goomyloid]

The remorseful player

[buriedknight]

Something to protect

the inquisitor is ours with @starrythroat special thanks to @/daitranscripts for the Emprise du Lion Cassandra dialogues

[kyurochurro]

❄️ monkees on ice!

[itslilacokay]

late(?) birthday gift for sec uuuh whoops

[phantomrose96]

Actually the worst part about having a silly fandom post breach tumblr containment is no one on any other website seems to understand when you're being silly.

The post can start and end with "weeheehee *spins my little propeller hat*" and without fail the reddit/youtube/whatever comment section will be like "this person has fundamentally misunderstood the core conceit of the series. and they should die."

[chickensauras]

Possibly unpopular read, but I think askeladd (atleast manga askeladd) has similar energy to a Vincent price character :U

[puhpandas]

save the princess

[limonadiia]

[bwobgames]

He quickly matches pace with Simon and go straight for their shared room

Sleeping furniture... on a moving vehicle...! The future is now.

"I brought so much stuff, Here's the switch, Here's a dart set, Here's a puppetry making kit, our shared off brand tamagotchi- It's a car now, by the way- And my guita-! I left it on the entrance."

"I have a potato chip keychain"

"Awesome!"

They unpack, which is to say, they throw some random things on the bed until they find something to distract themselves over.

"Do you think they give you train themed food? Like in themed cafes?"

"You are a marketing genious. We need to know."

With half their belongings not belonging anywhere, they go get some novelty snackies.

"Helo"

"This is train yes yes?"

"Snack train? Train snack?"

The food master, who looked at them strangely for some reason, apologizes and calmly explains that not only the food is for dinner, but that is not train themed.

"Makes sense, I guess, could be too much train"

As they leave, they hear an unfortunate interchange of words

"The people are hungry already?"

"No, no, the college kids were just wondering about the menu"

Ah. Yes. Right. College kids. Thats what they are now. Or what they'll be in a few months.

Which is a good thing and definitely not something that has been eating him for months now!!

They need to take a seat.

"Uuwaaabwhbwuwaaaauabwuwaaawuabwewbbwe"

"Yeag"

He melts on the table. He would melt on the background if he could, but sorceries far beyond his control deny it so.

"How long until doomsday?"

"If my cryptic dreams are right, 35 years. If you mean university, I think we still have a month until all inscriptions close everywhere. "

He melts harder.

He can't keep this waiting! He already took a year off!

"When we end up living underneath a bridge, I'll let you borrow my left shoe"

"I will not forget this deal."

In a world of possibilities, how is he to choose? To become one thing for the rest of his life? AND it has to be profitable??? Cruel and unusual punishment.

"Do you want to check the wheel"

"Okay..."

He becomes solid again and looks at Simon's phone.

It's a little coding fun bonanza he took part in, making a silly roulette with all possible work possibilities! With added stats of Quality of Life, Money expectancy and Whimsy.

He is not be the best artist out there, so Nadia’s Photoshop skills come in pretty handy!

"My son. What shall the future bring for your dear creator"

The wheel goes, it makes a silly slipping cartoon sound.

As programmed, it stops randomly and abruptly.

Right under "Retail"

"Do you want me dead. Is that it. Do you want your father dead."

"This is why God doesn’t talk to us anymore. We chose retail"

"It has low stats everywhere!!! Basically whimsyless!!!"

"I'm doomed. Not even my own creation supports me. What shall become of this wretched creature."

"Make another and let them compete for your love"

...Which could mean nothing. Coming from him. He lowers his internally raised eyebrow.

"You haven't rolled"

"It's fine"

"Huh? Have you decided already?!"

He looks a bit lost for a moment, and touches the screen.

"Doctor"

"WHAT THE HELL"

"That's so good!! Why do you get the good stuff!!"

"I don't want to be a doctor, though."

"But you could be! You're good at biology, you can totally be a doctor!!"

"I guess..."

If he recalls correctly, Miss Marigold also suggested being a doctor. Does he think it would be too hard? Too competitive? There are many other fields under medicine...

Unlike himself, who is not particularly good at anyth-

"Why aren't you going into coding, though?"

...Right. That.

"Oh I'm just... not into it anymore"

"It was like, a phase or something. It's not something I'd do as a career"

"But you're good at it. And it pays well. And you have fun doing it. The impossible triangle is possible."

"Um, yeah but uh, it's not my vibe now, you know? I'm doing different stuff now. As an adult who does adult things"

"...Is it because-"

"I just don’t like it anymore! Just because I'm good at it, it doesn't mean I want to work on it, okay?! You are good at cooking but you don't want to work on it, see?! We are the same! So just-!"

"..."

"..."

"...Okay. Sorry"

"Ah.

Did I fuck up?"

"...But um. I'd still do it as a hobby so..."

Silence

"Do you... have something else in mind?"

"I do"

"But mom won't like it"

(Must be nice, knowing what you want.)

(Knowing what you don't want.)

(Having your thoughts and feelings set straight, nothing unwavering them.)

A fading feeling of a strong hand patting his back comes to mind.

It sickens him, it sickens the comfort he gets from the memory.

(Maybe if he was actually his son, he would be able to hate him without remorse.)

"Have you considered making a podcast"

He slumps back on the table.

"I have. It sounds dreadful"

"Can't be worse than what already sells"

He raises a good point, but it doesn't make it better.

(He's secretly glad he didn't upset him for real. But what's friendship without accidentally brushing over your pal's trauma?)

Suddenly, a well wanted interruption!

“Now that’s not the mood for a fancy train ride. Cheer up, strange creatures!”

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[lassie-farce]

i love checking notifications on tumblr dot com bc like 99% of them are from users with names like oldermanfucker and i smile a little bc personally no thank you but yes c’mere little birdie i shall reblob some older man thirst traps just for you

and then you follow and boom you’re subjected to old man yaoi angst

[hxlda-hxlda]

thank u thank u @fiddleleafedfig for the tag !!

nine people you want to get to know better

last song: when i opened the tag, 'alien blues' by vundabar but currently i'm listening to hozier 'would that i'. as of finishing writing this, radiohead. there you have it.

favourite colour: a deep cherry red. the kind that would make a really lovely lipstick gloss.

last movie/tv show: i'm terrible with shows and movies, but i was watching the bowie doco (moonage daydream) the other day, keeping on brand ik. i also love british comedians so 'would i lie to you?' is probably up there as well.

sweet/savoury/spicy: sweet if it is really well done. i'm talking specifically that one pub down by where i live that for some reason makes the best chocolate lava cake ever. if not, savoury forever.

last thing i googled: beatles guitar songs for beginners. i've decided to relearn guitar and i'm back to the absolute basics.

current obsession: concerts! this is a long-standing love but it is very evident lately. the way concerts down here work is that no one comes for years bc of the trek to aus, and then randomly there's this one month period where everybody is here at once and suddenly i have to choose between favs. that has been this month! hard on the bank account but my soul is thriving with a concert every other week. saw noah kahan, it was life-altering.

last book: i'm between the '50 yrs of led zeppelin' biography by mick wall, and 'anna karenina' by tolstoy atm. (adding it) last fic: blends by rvltn909. finished it yesterday and oh my god. the crime that was me putting it off.

looking forward to: still a little ways away, but i'm moving to america for (my) winter-spring!! i've work in the states, which i'm thrilled abt. it also means i am tracking down artists who refuse to concert in aus (hozier for the love of god) and trying to sneak them in as well.

np tags (apologies if you've already been tagged): @fairylittlebitch @alltoounwellll @the-moon-says-hi @just--vi @whyistarchaser @bellaxisworld @feminist-cult-following @none-of-it-was-accidental @svnflowermoon + ofc anybody else who wants to. tag me. let me know you all.

[payphoneangel]

personal belief is that Cas is really bad at making shit up on the spot but is usually pretty good at maintaining long-term ruses. Dean is bad at lying but great at Bits bc he's a campy little man and lying is the most fun Sam can have without taking his clothes off

[random-human-of-now-ish]

@that-cia-agent

Oi get of! Do you mind? That’s my fucking leg not yours!

[quiet-pp]

danny teaching mr. tech illiterate that he can slip into computers to get them to do whatever he needed. vlad blowing up his desktop because he's so fucking pissed he didn't figure it out in the twenty years he had his powers but danny figured that out in less than one

danny pulls him into a farming sim to get him to calm down

[alexpdcl]

gankaru weekend for this week isn't over yet everywhere so

[akashicdestiny]

Sooo since pride month starts today, here's a little art. I decided to go with C because he's my alterous QPP and I adore him a lot (also he's canonically pan!!). And for the other part I'm bi :3 here's us with the queerplatonic flag celebrating asjdfjhk. (Fun fact this art has been waiting to be posted since a week ago)

Taglist (ask to be added or removed): @sarahs-malewives @theheartistorturous @sweet-samnang @fervent-adoration @lotties-wife @starlos-soulmate @mintpecks