#yes this about the petekey discourse

[part-time-soulmate]

I’m old as hell and older FOB fans are so weird about the youngins. I always feel like the old person at the home sharing my stories with the Youth and not weirdly smug about how I checked FOB’s website every day to try and see if Pete would finally reveal which song off of FUTCT didn’t reference sex.

Also I simply don’t have the time to tell some 20 year olds that they don’t have the right to be upset about something simply because they were young when TTTYG dropped. Sorry I have a job. I don’t need to get into discourse with people a decade younger than me because they’re upset about an incorrect and insensitive opinion I had.

[smileandasong]

it’s july 4th, which means it’s time to celebrate a very important national holiday: happy mikey way gay history day! don’t forget to flat-iron your hair, wear your thick-rimmed glasses, eat plenty of fruit brute cereal, read and analyze every single word of pete wentz’s livejournal posts, and repeatedly listen to bang the doldrums, aka, the gay mikey way national anthem <3