#yes this is impractical jokers no i have not watched impractical joker

[givemedamage]

but how awesome would that be

[random-dragon-exe]

Ok but I just had a random thought I'd like to share.

George and Harold would totally love the show Impractical Jokers.

I know this is kinda random, but think about it, the show is just stupid (in a good way), and the jokes have a good range that seems right up in their alley.

For example, the name game would be peak to them. Names like Helena Bottom-Farter, Eyna Mouthhole, A. Long Squirtz, and Cranjis Mcbasketball would probably be their favorites.

They would absolutely fail at following along and trying not to laugh during the "make each other laugh in a room" challenge. (For fun, I think George is usually the one to laugh first, then Harold shortly after).

They would adore Joe's Captain Fatbelly punishment.

They'd (probably) feel really sorry for Murr during his skydiving punishment.

"Drive, Drive, Drive" would totally be stuck in their heads.

They would cringe at Sal's comedy punishment.

Just the entire premise of stupidity and lifelong friends who pull pranks and dare each other to challenges would have them hooked.

[kimseungminsfavwife]

talking about life with skz ! ♡︎

(hyung line)

chan :

“where do you think we’ll be 40 years from now?” chan looks at you. he looks at you with those stupid iloveyouweshouldkiss eyes. the eyes that you fall in love with every. single. time.

“what do you mean?”

“i mean what i said. where do you think we’ll be 40 years from now?” he looks at you again. and all of a sudden he just looks so insanely beautiful. “will we, you know, still love each other the way we do now?”

you sigh, lifting your hand to hold his head from right behind his ear. “we better.”

“i love you.”

“i love you too, baby.”

“now we kiss?”

“now we kiss,” you confirm, pressing a sweet smiley kiss to his perfect lips. the lips you’ve memorized with years of lingering touches on your skin.

.

“i don’t think i’ll ever be able to stop loving you,” he sighs, although a smirk is being lazily toyed with upon his lips. you smile right back. “you better don’t.”

minho :

“what’s your favorite color?” you ask him. it’s such a… regular, normal, average question, so much so that he doesn’t expect it. “excuse me?”

a smile plays at the corners of your mouth. “what’s your favorite color? you know, red, blue, yellow—”

“i know that dumbass. i just mean, why? why, all of a sudden, do you want to know my favorite color?” he looks so genuinely confused. and if it weren’t for your usual degenerate and borderline perverted behavior, he probably would understand it. but he clearly doesn’t. so you elaborate a little.

“i know all about you. i know all your ins and outs. i know that you love soongie, doongie and dori more than you love dance—which to be honest, would’ve surprised past me—and i know that you would never hurt me.

“but i don’t, however, know the simplicities. for example,” you punctuate. “what’s your favorite color?”

“oh.”

“oh?”

“yeah. oh,” minho pauses, his mouth still open. “it’s purple.”

you aren’t shocked, but you press on. “why?”

“it reminds me of you. that’s what i like it. it’s not simple, it causes complex emotion—like when i first met you—and it’s breathtaking. it’s beauty in every form it takes.”

“minho,” you sigh dramatically, causing him to raise his eyes to meet yours. “i love you so much.”

“did you know that one too?”

you raise an eyebrow. “what ‘one’?”

“that i love you.”

“yeah. yeah, i did.”

changbin :

“hey sweetheart,” changbin greets you. it’s clear he’s had a long day, so you opt to stay quiet. that isn’t how he likes you, though. he likes it when you’re loud and boisterous, like a horny teenage boy. so, when you sit down on the couch to relax a little, he slings an arm over your shoulder.

“what’s wrong, babe?” he looks at you with surprising concern. you raise a brow. “what do you mean?”

“i mean, whats bothering you?”

“nothing, just didn’t wanna bother you when it’s been a long day.”

he blinks once, long. “you never bother me. it’s the highlight at the end of my day, actually. coming home to see you and laugh, see you and do anything. it’s what makes my day a day.”

you look at him, and all you can see is a loving man who you’d never want to leave. who you’d never leave. ever.

“if that’s the case, then maybe we should be watching impractical jokers right about now!”

he chuckles. “yeah. yeah, i think i’d like that.”

hyunjin :

hyunjin paints. he paints all day, every day. it’s his job, but he couldn’t ask for a better one. but his favorite muse has got to be you. he loves it when he can paint you with his eyes, just squeezing every little bit of you into his mind. and it’s like his hugs. he won’t let go.

it’s like a little secret of his, that he won’t ever tell you. “hwang hyunjin.”

oh.

he clears his throat, bringing his eyes up to meet yours. “yes, dear?”

“why are you staring at me like that? it’s weird.”

he doesn’t really know how to bring it up. it is, in fact, pretty weird. “i just… i mean… you’re so beautiful. you’re the prettiest painting a god could have ever created. i just want to remember it.”

you swore your heart literally stopped beating for a moment. “what?” your voice cracked. “wait like actually? you think i’m pretty?”

he deadpans, smacking a hand against his forehead. “yes! of course i think you’re pretty.”

you smile lazily at him. he smiles back. you both kind of just smile at each other for a moment, letting the loveliness of the moment sink in.

“thank you for loving me.”

“thank you for letting me.

[peqchsoup]

Sweetheart | Brian "Q" Quinn x Reader Headcannons

Oh y'all wanted a twist, ay?

Switching it up with some lil headcanons from this post. As always, asks open :)

Trying and failing to stay awake while your partner is on the way home

You both loved and hated when Q was doing live shows for Impractical Jokers. You loved being able to travel with the guys and see new places over the course of a few months, but you hated how late it would be when Q got back. More often than not, you would have fallen asleep in the hotel room with the TV still on when Q would come in at around 1am.

You felt the bed dip as Q knelt on it to grab the remote and turn the TV off. He was trying his best not to disturb you, but preferred to wake up when he got back so you could see him. “Did you have a good show?” You would ask groggily while he undressed and got into bed. “Shh, go back to sleep, sweetheart. I’ll tell you all about it in the morning.”

Asking you if you’re okay with them going to hang out with their friends tonight, except they really want you to say no.

Every Friday night, the guys would hang out; whether it was at another’s house or at a bar, it was their routine. Every week, he would ask if it was okay, if you would be alright alone for the night, and you always said yes without any hesitation. But, when he saw you get out of the shower with your wet hair in his t-shirt and boxers, Q wanted nothing less than to go out and leave you here. He yearned for couch snuggles and cooking for you, but he always felt obliged to be with the guys on a Friday. 

“You’re sure you’re fine with me going tonight?” He looked at you as you joined him on the sofa. “Of course, love, go and enjoy yourself.” You smiled in his direction, but Q fired back his big puppy dog eyes as if to tell you something. He was normally excited to go out with the guys when they were just hanging out and not working, so you couldn’t figure out what his problem was. “You’re sure you can cook for yourself tonight, baby? You don’t want me to do it for you?” He slinked further onto the sofa. Catching on, you chuckled, “Bri, if you wanna stay home tonight and cook for me, that’s fine too.” Q dropped his puppy dog eyes and smiled broadly, “well if you insist!”

Getting lost in your own conversation when hanging out with friends, and being roasted by the friend group for how in love you both are.

On some Friday nights, the guys would invite you as well as Q to come around to one of their places or to go out. The first time it happened, you didn’t know the guys too well so you stuck to Q’s side until you slowly began feeling more comfortable. But, sometimes, you and Q would keep talking to each other all night while smiling at each other with that little twinkle in your eyes and, seeing this, the guys would tease you. 

You had been sitting around Sal’s living room, drinks in hands, when you moved from the floor onto the sofa with Q. You started talking about the poker game you had not long finished and how you didn’t expect to win so much. Q, excited by your enthusiasm, had a smitten smile on his face. He loved watching you when you were talking about something with so much excitement. What both of you failed to notice was the rest of the group in the room losing interest in their own conversations and chucking at the way you and Q looked at each other. Joe was the first to pipe up, “look at this guy. I haven’t seen him look at a person like that since Sal gave him his first beer!” While everyone, including you, started to crack up, Q retorted with, “hey, at least I’ve got a girl.” To which you gave him a smile and a kiss on the cheek. 

Falling asleep within minutes of you playing with their hair.

After a long day of you both working, there was nothing you loved more than curling up on the sofa after dinner and watching TV. You and Q had started a rewatch of Hell’s Kitchen, even though Q got jealous of your crush on Gordon Ramsay. 

Tonight was your night to cook, so it was also your night to choose what you watched. You had selected Hell’s Kitchen, partially because you loved the drama and partially because you loved Gordon Ramsay. You wondered what it was like to work with him in that environment. After taking your plate and placing it on the coffee table, Q scooted down the sofa and lay with his head on your lap. Without thinking, your hand found itself in Q’s hair. You loved playing with his hair. It was shorter when you met him and he was clean shaven, but you were glad he decided to grow both his hair and beard out; you thought they suited his face better. It was coming to the end of the episode when Q lay down, the chefs on TV deciding who they were going to vote out. Just as it got to the elimination, you heard soft snores coming from your lap. You chuckled and rolled your eyes as you continued to watch the next episode. 

[lilyofthevalleyys]

just wanna say i have wind breaker brain rot right now (the manga)

10/10!! highly recommend reading/watching it!

i’m hoping that i can find the manga but i dont have high hopes. some merch maybe? the chance is probably really low too though :/

more photos under the cut! + me talking about them

also i really want suo’s earrings but they’re impractical so i probably can’t get them 😭 maybe next time 😔

also please tap on the photo for higher quality!

also x2, there blood in the second photo, not a lot but just a warning!

LOOK AT THEM

i haven’t watched the anime on my phone to screenshot yet so i don’t have any good pics but KIRYUU <33 he’s the longish haired person. can you tell he’s my favourite. and Nirei being best supporting character <33

i had mixed feelings about kiryuu at first cuz i was uncertain about his vibe BUT HES AMAZING

kaji is a favourite too!!! his headphones, lollipop and hoodie is so iconic. i also love his parallel to sakura! sakura has someone to ask advice for who’s similar to him :))

introducing the four kings of furin/bofurin!

MOMOSE, the zojo king (the guy with a hood and sweater paws) we don’t know much about him yet (i hope we get more) but i just like him so he’s a favourite! so my top three are kiryuu, kaji and momose, in no particular order

tsubakino, the jikoku king (the one in the second frame)! the way the whole town just accepts them!! and their crush is treated like any other normal crush! they’re so older sibling vibe i love them so much

hiragi, the tamon king (the one in the third frame)! the dad of the group and the one who pops those stomachache pills/tablets like it’s nothing. tbf having to deal with the leader of furin, who legit yells into the broadcast mic thing, isn’t easy 😭

mizuki, the komoku king (the guy in the first frame)! nothing much is known about him either but he’s seems serious and is the strategy person of furin. also he takes off his glasses when he fights which is just really cool

also i realise i haven’t said this but the one with dual colored hair (kinda like todoroki shouto) is the main character of the manga, sakura, who’s goal is to be at the top of furin! he’s got ✨ trauma ✨ but he’s slowly learning to accept and rely on people :)) he also blushes at any kind of romance (and also when he’s shy or embarrassed), even hand holding. i don’t know how he’s gonna date people honestly

and of course, the leader/representative of furin, hajime umemiya! he’s really just like an elementary school kid, as Suo says. hes the sunshine character who you wouldn’t wanna piss off. he’s also the one who united furin with the four kings when they used to be a dog-eat-dog kind of school, so major respect to him!

(the next one contains a bit of spoiler on suo?? idk but just a warning. it’s more of a mini analysis)

a more formal introduction of suo and nirei, sakura’s vice captains and the supporting characters! nirei is good with people and collects information on people in his notebook. he’s the sunshine in the trio, and the other two are the sunshine protectors! suo is a joker, but don’t let that kind face get to you. he’s like the main instigator of most of the (harmless) shit that goes down in 1-1. he’s also mysterious with little information about him. oh and he doesn’t eat?? not in front of other people at least. i really wanna know his backstory tbh

but also:

suo. hes mostly easygoing with a smile on his face all the time. but also freaking scary when pissed off like if someone was looking at me like that i’d run and never look back. yes sakura is right, that’s not the face of someone who’s kind, not in this case. i’ll make a post psycho analysing him later

but he takes fourth on my favourite character list! then tsubakino, umemiya, nirei, hiragi, tsugeura, kusumi, suzuri, choji, togame, the twins etc. the list goes on.

point is: wind breaker is great and i highly recommend reading/watching it.

thats all! imma go make a post analysing suo later, because seriously he’s so mysterious. thanks for reading!

[eclighthouse]

okk...here is my rick and morty and main oc!! (who i also ship jerry with) this is brian quinn p. (i lowk dont wanna say his last name bc i just gave him my last name cs im unoriginal....) but his real, legal name is brenny, he just renamed himself after his favorite impractical joker, brian quinn when he moved to seattle at 35 years old. this is a very long lore dump, more art of him is at the bottom!!

ppl in rnm dont rlly age. he's known the smith family for like, 5 years and now he's a 37 year old man and he met them at 35......this is rick and morty math. he practically only aged 2 years..but.....yes.

bri's gay and canonically incredibly conventionally attractive , but he has all types of dysmorphia. he doesn't see it, and thinks he's hideous. i can't draw him to look as ethereal as he actually looks, but he really is gorgeous. genuinely dropdead gorgeous.

brian is an unhinged, incredibly deranged criminal. he commits tax fraud regularly but he knows not to get caught, and he works for a tax lawyer firm so he's smart with it too. he's also straight up murderer. 😭 he STRICTLY only goes for men, and has never in his life, and never will hurt a woman. he really likes to only hurt men because of all the men that hurt him in his past.

he never had a real childhood. he grew up poor, because his mom had him at 15, and his dad left when he was a baby. his mother would try her best to make him happy by spending the rest of her money on little things for him. she was the only one who really cared for him when he was a kid, and she always knew he was special. she'd try her best to give him a normal childhood because brian was born with psychopathy, and was diagnosed it at the age of 9. his mother got a boyfriend when he was 11, which became brenny's stepdad but also turned out to be incredibly manipulative and abus1ve to both of them. this would lead to brian developing bpd at the age of 13, but he chose not to believe that because he thought it was stupid to get diagnosed such a big disorder at such a young age, and thought the psychiastrists didn't know what they were talking about. he also dealt with extreme sa from MANY different men because of his looks. brian didn't think of the consequences of his actions usually. he was an incredibly impulsive kid, and in desperation to make money for his mother, he joined a gang, and did prostitution on the side. he did all this behind her back, he didn't want her to be any more stressed than she already was. he did this for his 13-17 years , and he hated it. he didn't mind the gang part all too much, but the other thing, he hated himself for it. he wanted to forget so he started doing a SHIT TON of weed ....until he got weed induced psychosis. he stopped after that...also in hs he got groomed by his geometry teacher....🥲 he just wanted a father figure but he never got one pobresito 😢

ok so on his 18th bday he moved out immediately to an apartment in times square bc at this time he was loaded from what he gained at the gang, and btw ramona (brian's mom) had a kid when brian was already 16 with the stepdad. this was BEFORE at 17, when his stepdad tried to do things to him in his sleep and brian ..well..cut his 🍆 off. thats when he realized how good it felt to hurt men who hurt him, and he started doing that more often.

in his 20's he was just tryna figure life out, got new intrests to distract him from everything else, he didn't rlly have any friends in his 20's-30's. he just played a shit ton of video games in his little apartment, and watched alot of shows. he worked at gamestop even tho he had leftover money bc he wanted a semi-normal life. bri was also very smart and graduated college with an art degree bc he loves to draw! he was sick of living in nyc tho, and he moved to seattle at 35.

he drove all the way from nyc to seattle bc hes afraid of planes. he moved into a really shitty motel to put half of his stuff there bc he had ALOOT of stuff. he loved alot of pieces of media so he had alot of merch, and didn't want to lose those things. he wasn't going to move out this hotel, and didn't mind paying for the motel forever, as long as he had a place to put all his junk. brian also payed for an actual apartment in downtown seattle, and put all his real stuff there, including alot of his merch. he'd usually hang around the suburbs though where those motels were kind of located around. the first person he met was davin. davin got brian used to seattle, and actually got him the job at the tax law firm even tho brian didn't know anything ab taxes bc davin just knew people like that. davin showed him around everywhere in that area basically, especially the horse hospital. beth KIND of knew him, but not rlly. she's just seen him around because davin would bring him by so much, but beth being the workaholic she is...she wasnt usually just in the lobby where brian would be. davin was good friends with brian, and found him a very pretty man, so he wanted to experiment being with a guy, and since brian never had a real boyfriend before, they got together. their relationship wasnt even serious at all. it was literally just close friends with the label of dating. the most they'd do was lean on eachother when sitting or hug, and there were no feelings, which was something they both truly didn't care about. 'dated' for 2 months, and that's it. it barely was public. they just broke up and nothing changed. still good friends.

anyway, 3 months later is when jerry happened to also live in that motel!!! this is wayy pre season 1. he wanted some alone time that week and time away from rick, and stayed at his bachelor's motel for a bit. he saw brian leave the motel once for work, and realized hes never seen the guy at this motel. being the doofus he is (i love him sm.) he introduced himself to his neighbor and brian was so confused. he thought jerry was a jehovas witness bc he didn't know motel neighbors greeted eachother. jerry thought he was so beautiful, and was a bit nervous, but stayed quiet about that. brian liked his energy, he thought jerry was sweet and cute and they got to know eachother more. he met the smith family, and they all got along rlly well. rick liked him, and would say things like he didnt know why 'a guy like brian would be friends with a loser like jerry' ...not knowing brian was even more of a deranged loser until rick and brian got closer and rick rlly regret what he said, but still liked brian.

brian and jerry became best friends and were rlly close, like VERYY close, and jerry was rlly the only grown man brian was nice to because jerry understood him and was patient with him. the two are SOOO different yet so alike, they both never get seen for who they really are inside, and they know everything about eachother. they heal eachother, and jerry truly doesnt give a shit how lowk insane brian is because at the end of the day, that's his best friend who he loves more than anything.

this was a HUUUGGGGEEE lore dump and this isnt even close to all of it and idk if anyone will read up to this point or even see this post but its ok. i love bri so much and ive had him as my oc since 2021 and chabged him alot..he grew. im just gonna leave this here, rven if mobody sees it!

[queenofcandynsoda]

So I was watching Impractical Jokers with my boyfriend, and we got to the one where one of the four hosts (Murr) pranked the other (Sal)... by marrying his sister and having a wedding.

Yes, a WHOLE wedding in a chapel, where Sal was hogtied and sees his family, including his parents, in attendance.

Then they showed a video that showed Murr and Sal's sister going to the city clerk's office and signing a marriage certificate.

A real, valid, official marriage certificate.

All while Sal was forced to watch.

Here's the link~

For some reason, I imagine that Touya and the Vanguard Action Squad would have Atsuhiro and Fuyumi do ALL this just to mess with Endeavor.

Bonus points if Natsuo, Shoto, and Rei got involved.

Plus, Touya would find it satisfying to put duct tape over Endeavor's mouth when it was time for an objection.

@autumnmobile12 , what do you think of this?

[loiswasadevil]

have you seen impractical jokers? i am watching it rn and i really like it.

Yes I used to watch it with Peter

[stars-n-spice]

Guys what the fuck-

Younger sister (the one from this Gartic phone post) randomly pointed something out to me that I wish she hadn't.

She's been watching a lot of Impractical Jokers lately and is currently watching a video compilation as we speak (yes at 1 am in the morning).

Well, just minutes ago she paused it and got my attention asking me if I knew which one of the jokesters was Murr.

"Yes. Why?"

"He has Tech's hair."

"...."

*immediately goes to Google*

I-

HELLO??? SHE WASN'T WRONG??? IT LITERALLY IS THE SAME THING????

What fucking cracked me up is that when she was telling me about it, she was like, "It's real! It's real! Tech's hair is real!" Like she could not comprehend someone irl having that haircut (honestly I don't blame her).

This just further solidified what a wack ass haircut Tech has and I'm going to be thinking about it for the rest of the week.

[trashballfiend]

I have been watching impractical jokers with my partner recently and I just keep wanting to make Gale jokes because of Q.

Here is my attempt to be funny uhhhh I’m tired and lazy but maybe I will redraw them with more effort at some point teehee

(If you guys find them funny?)

These were just quick silly drawings that I wanted to bust out before I forgot to do them.

I promise I’m doing an art degree I just had a mega skill loss in the past few years pleaaaseee T.T

Should I make more and redraw these? Yes/No?

[sodapops0lstice]

Intro Post!

Because I've never made an actually good one...

Favs! Blinkies & Stamps! Sprite Drive!COMMS!!!! Classic Era Say hello to me!

@badlydrawndirk @badlydrawnjade @ectobio @our-fav-hs-char @alternian-life-advice @aviansaffection @arethesewordsinhomestuck @fuckyeahhomestuckladies @the-gang-makes-a-blog

⬆️I run all those ⬆️

My tags:

#soda's minifridge <- wishlist

#fizzes <- asks

#solar systems <- original posts

#neighbouring stars <- mutuals and pals

#grubpeta <- my earth c au

#cure pop <- PreCure Tag

#splatstuck <- Splatoon x Homestuck au

#jo au <- My fluff au where Joey takes care of Jade

#candy bowl for roxanne <- posts for my good chum and friend roxanne of marinealcoholic fame

#meteorites <- queued posts

#lesbian danny devito <- dog pics, block as needed

Basic Stuff

I'm a freak by many a name. But I go by Soda, Cece, Admin, Ary, Xefros, Sol and Rezi mostly. Seriously. Any of those will do. Hell, I'll take new names aswell. Drop them name recommendations lmao

I'm 15 aswell, in Year 11. (I chose Triple Science, French and History if you wanted to know about my GCSE choices.)

I'm a lesbian and agender, which basically is me saying my gender changes for when it's funniest.

I use ALLLL the pronouns, even xenos and neos because I am badass and awesome. Literally anything goes.

I'm Scottish and Irish. Which is kinda cool, means I burn hella easy though which sucks ass.

I'm also autistic, I like to post about that.

I also also have depression and anxiety, I don't really care though because I'm balling 24/7 B)

Interests & Likes

Obvious is obvious but I'm a massssive Homestuck. That is primarily what I post/reblog. This includes Hiveswap/Hauntswitch

I also enjoy Pokémon. A lot. Like... 2200 hours on Ultra Sun alone enjoy.

Youkai Watch is also a big fav of mine. In fact, Youkai Watch 3 is one of my favourite games of all time!

I absolutely ADORE A Hat in Time! It is THE game for me. It means the world and everything to me.

Alongside AHIT, Undertale and Deltarune are some of my favs ever! (I don't cry everytime I replay UT what do you mean?)

In general, I'm a total loser for vidya. I can do a quick rundown of the gaems I like but probably won't be reblogging often

Crash Bandicoot

Kleptocats

Touhou

Gmod

Sonic

Papa's -rias

FNAF

Animal Crossing

Half Life

Persona 5

I don't often watch many series or movies. But there's a special place in my heart for Invader Zim, The Owl House, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Eddsworld and My Little Pony. I'm also super excited for the new Scott Pilgrim show :D

It's strange to say but I have a keen interest in reality shows. This means Gogglebox, Come Dine with Me, Four in a Bed, Kitchen Nightmares (both versions) and Impractical Jokers. Only the lord knows why. I think it's the autism. It's probably the autism.

I'm a fan of Pretty Cure aswell! Those girls are so beegitful <3 in those dresses... Yes I found out about it through Glitter Force but that doesn't change anything. Another anime I also love is Pop Team Epic that show irreversibly changed my sense in humour. I've been getting into MHA and Chainsaw Man aswell.

I also adore!!! Vocaloid it literally makes up 50% of my music taste. I black out and wake up with 20 new pieces of miku merch lmao

Music

I have a lot of different music interests! But my all time favourite band ever is Qbomb! I adoreeeee them to infinity. I literally don't know what my favourite Qbomb song is because they're all so good.

But! Qbomb doesn't have my fav song, that honour goes to Stacked Like Pancakes and their song SFDD. It's a really high energy ska song that I recommend highly. (You won't regret listening to it!)

Instead of just listing my spotify stats here, I'm gonna just get some images of those funky websites instead :)

Obviously this isn't completely accurate since this is from my entireeee spotify history. But it's basically all there!

[ssahotchnerr]

Now. This may be a crazy question (especially since you’re a criminal minds writer) but I HAVE to ask. There are 2 things I love in this world.. criminal minds (Aaron😏) and Impractical Jokers (Brian Quinn and Sal Vulcano I MEAN COME ONNN) and there are a serious lack of fics for that fandom which surprises me because I see SO many people asking for them and talking about them. So I guess my question is a 2 part question.. maybe 3? Do you know of/watch the show? Would you be open to writing for the show? Do you know anyone who would be interested in maybe writing for the show?👀

YES i absolutely LOVEEEEEE impractical jokers 🥹🥹🥹 i've literally been watching since the first season and the show itself brought a lot of light to my family during a rough time 🫶🏻

as much as i love it, i don't think i would write for it :( i'm sorry!!!!! and hmm i can't think of anyone off the top if my head, but if there's a x reader tag for them or something, try reaching out to one of those writers if they're taking requests??? i'm sorry i can't be much help! i hope you're having a good day my love <3

[xoluvdia]

awh noo slow days suck i’m sorry☹️ i didn’t even notice that it’s late already 🥲 my day was good! i’ve been like obsessively watching impractical jokers i think it’s getting to be a problem… lol😬 anyways i love any day that i get to go to the movie theater so 🤗

-😛

yes they do!!

oh gosh lmao i don't think i've ever watched an episode!

and yes me tooooo! i'm ready for summer so i can go whenever i want without having responsibilities and going to school the next day ☹️

[fagsex]

i shouldnt have internet access because i keep getting clips from impractical jokers but there is legitimately not one single legal way to watch it that i can find here in france. not even something i can buy it off of. and i dont care about legality i care about practicality and subtitles and at this point im half considering going to fnac (this one store) downtown next time im there and seeing if by some luck theres like dvds or some shit because yes i could find it on a thing but i just want to watch something on my tv without the slowness of my smart tv and without having to manipulate it every 22 minutes and trick it and hope the audio visual is synced and JUST LET ME WATCH THIS STUPID SHOWWW. AND WHILE IM MAKING DEMANDS MYTHBUSTERS TOO SHIT MAN

[rambosgirl]

Quotes from my life as dialogue prompts

Alright here's the deal - If you see a quote that sticks out to you, send it as a dialogue prompt for either Rambo or Wolverine fics (I'm open to other characters too, just message me first) and as a reminder, I only do fem readers

And just as a PSA: nobody in my family does drugs, we just joke about them a LOT; also this is pretty long oops

Things I've said:

“Whatever ghost is floating through me just stop it”

“Ah yes my mafia business with chicks.”

"Why is there cocaine in my flute"

"he [wolverine] would probably break every bone in my body and I would still say thank you for gracing me with your touch"

“Bb you’re gonna kill me!!!”

“I need more fingers…" *looks at my friend*

“Yep. Came right out of me. Don’t even know how it got in there.”

"On a scale of 1 to prostitute, how do I look?"

“I'm addicted to rocks”

"it's not depression, it's a minor key"

"Lemme just drink my sorrows away with a non-alcoholic beverage"

"everybody loves spanking me"

"They sent me stickers, what else could it mean?!?!"

“I’m having a crisis over butter!”

“That’s my I’m about to commit a felony face”

“Singing Sophia the First gives me life!”

"Here we are living in the lap of luxury with our glowsticks"

“The FBI invented Barbie to torture war criminals”

"I'm zoning out in French"

“It wasn’t consensual cuddling!”

“I get a whoopsie doodle do-over!”

“Why can’t I not be stupid”

"I know I sound really suspicious like all the time, but I promise I'm not"

“At my funeral I want people to say wow what a cool cat"

"Those nomie nomie noms gave me a sugar high"

“My arms are a different race”

"Haha, you're a germ"

“It’s like slapping but it doesn’t look abusive”

"WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST ON TOUCHING MY BUTT??"

“I’m looking like a swagger dude right now!”

“Why are you breathing?!”

“Mints are just cold spicy”

"You learn something new when you read the rules"

"Communist sign, I know you're in my search history somewhere!"

"Could you imagine my fingertips being just ripped?"

"I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone"

"go wash your stinky feet with the grandma soap"

"I rejected you faster than I rejected that pedophile"

"A small price to pay for a fork stabbing"

"eww, that was...genius"

"man, I should get rabies again. Foam :D"

"My special talent is getting money from drunk people"

"Bellbottoms are just the Bob Ross of pants"

"A smack for the lil snack"

"Why are babies so expensive?!"

"Look how hot his forearm is"

"there's so much expression in these expressionless faces"

"Do you ever just want your toes to catch on fire?"

"I dabble in sleeping"

"I watch impractical jokers to forget"

"When you started talking, the world kinda just stopped and threw up"

"you were meant to gain weight, skinny boy"

"I mean he has a face thats probably a good sign."

"I'm CLEARLY a 19th century villain"

"Drugs make your happy chemicals go brrr"

"Mmmm that's one sexy femur"

"It's from ahem Europe"

"It didn't workables"

What makes you think I have a life?!"

"Is this what imaginary numbers taste like?"

Things my sisters have said: (Keep in mind I have 3 sisters and they're all younger than me)

"Imaginary numbers taste like cocaine"

"Oh my gosh, It's almost like I don't care"

"Words only hurt if you're weak!"

"I was just gonna gently tap your face with my fist"

"For the first time in 8 years I wet the bed last night"

"Wow, this blood is really thick!"

"That car looks like it's from the Lorax"

"OH MAN THIS POOP IS BUILD DIFFERENT!!"

"Sometimes the mind is on crack, when the rest of you isn't"

"Words only hurt if you're weak!"

"my inner autism"

"I've just been stroking his thigh"

"I stubbed my toe on the dank express"

"Chocolate gives me artificial warmth"

"BEcAUSE I am a rat, I don't like to go outside"

"DON'T EVEN GIVE ME LOVE!!!"

"Now you have poo toes!!!!!"

"All of my clothes are gay!!"

"[sister's name] did you open the cereal box upside-down again?!"

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT"

"He eats flowers, not drugs!"

"JUST EAT THE FLOWER IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"

"Nothing is too quirky for a quirky person"

"Hear me out, when you done, I want your skull"

"My natural musk is McDonalds"

"It's by no means a crush, I just find his stupidity amusing."

"I'm gonna trigger your fight or flight response."

"I licked her legs off"

"Annoyance is in the eye of the beholder"

in a new York accent, spreading parmesan cheese "i put this all over everything"

"exCuse me ma'am, I've been waiting an OUTRAGEOUS amount of time"

"look, if you're gonna be turned to stone, then at least have a nice pose!"

"Let's all be lesbians I guess!!!!!"

"I want to steal these curtains and turn them into a skirt"

"I just wrote a paragraph on how appetizing paint is!"

"It not his cheekbones that are toxic, it's his personality"

"Hello my scrumptious disobedient munchkin"

"you're right, you DO smell like the color warm!"

"My brain is crusty. I'm quirky like that!"

"imagine having your butthole being smaller than your head hole"

"I really love traumatizing you"

"Stop disrupting my potato experience"

"My laugh is balding"

"Are you gonna become a cringe person?" - me "No" - sis "Are you already a cringe person?" - me "YES" - sis

"this is the most interesting crack I've ever had"

"I'm including you in my will, you can have my carcass"

"I've finally experienced kinetic energy" - [youngest] "I don't think you know what that means" - [sister 2]

"what is it called when they raise the cost and lower the value?" - [sister 3] "Desperate." - [youngest], without skipping a beat

"dad, you are a material girl."

"That was a scary Alabama moment. I thought you two were making out!! "

Things my parents have said:

"Only a true addict would have a preference" - mom

"Every time I see an equation, saltwater protrudes from my eye. Call it a tear" - dad

"Christmas nazi?" - mom

"The albino broccoli with cheese is not yet done!" - mom

WHO GAVE MY GRAMPA A NEW WIFE?! - mom

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. It's going to be very hard though" - dad

"at age 9 or 10, I was quite influential among the Norwegians" - dad

"you have a once-per-session limit on Rick rolling them! You don't want to be known as the Rick roll girl!" - mom

"My soul is filled with mirth, I might shed a tear or two" - dad

"The rules of my classroom are as follows: no poking butts!" - mom

"If you joined the spelling bee group, you're in trouble. I do not support that." - dad

"I just drank water" - [youngest sister] "And you feel justified in your actions?" - dad

"You took your prom away from me!" - mom

"So I got mad, and I smashed it, and I swiped it all into the pan" - mom "This story is intriguing, continue" - dad

"did you buy it in standard or high definition?" - dad "I don't remember, is there a difference?" - me "Um yes, standard should be illegal" - dad

"I bought him because he had a cute butt" - mom

"It's okay. You can burn!" - mom

"He's a puppy!" - mom "He's a low-life." - dad

"There's always a morning poop!" - mom

"the ham is missing in action, it is nowhere to be found." - mom

"You can't give Clara Barton peg legs!" - mom

"you have a utensil called a fork, which you can use to manipulate the food streaming down your face." - dad

"I think I'd rather snort cocaine" - dad

"You can't just go burying bodies in fields!" -Mom

"Don't eat at dinner time!" - Dad

"I am Tony Stark, glad you finally figured that out" - Dad

"I GIRLBOSSED that kitchen" - Mom

"Jacksie Person Series" -Mom

in a baby voice " But he wants his crack cocaine" - Mom

"You know I only have eyes for the chicks" - mom

"LOL semi colon parentheses!" - Dad

"Sometimes I read the ten commandments, and I go ’thou shall not kill'? Nah!" -dad

"I'm going to Costco" -mom

"right now?" -dad

"yeah"-mom

"do you hate yourself?" - dad

Things my friends have said:

"Touch my pecs like a real man"

"I had to teach class with the ghost of hell on my knuckles"

"I've french kissed two cows !!"

"Are you licking me?"

"I'm gonna pee on you"

"You're licking my forehead!"

"Once we see the pew pews, we'll shoot."

"I don't look at your butt when you sleep"

"I'm on TikTok again, shut up"

"Nobody cares about your ugly crap car"

"Can I steal a child?"

"Only with consent"

Things my professors have said:

"excel is the closest thing we have to magic"

"You guys are now my favorite students. Everyone who left is ... dead to me."

"I'm implying causation from a correlational study, which is a sin, so shame on me"

"I enjoyed making bombs when I was a teenager"

"I've only been wrong like 3 times in my life, so that might've been the 4th"

"My last piece was was a poem i made about the Grinch, but it's not that good, so"

"I'm like a terrorist"

"In the words of rafiki, it is time."

"I have 2 phobias in life: One, snakes. Two, lotion"

"If you have those feelings murder, let's meet and talk about some things. On zoom"

"We're gonna play a terrible game: which sin is worse?"

"When you follow someone, usually you call that stalking, i call it opportunistic geography"

"His eyes, oh yes his eyes"

"Let me be clear, I didn't break the law"

"I'm never gonna do a marathon. That's too much. That's silly land"

"Is this (refers to mustache) causing it or are you just trying to be ugly?"

"You're enough? No you're not! I'm gonna make this into a sign 'you're not enough'"

"we taught you that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell and we're not gonna let you forget it"

"Ok well criminals are way smarter than those guys!!" (Those guys = Mexican border control)

"These things are 100% McNasty"

"I did nothing wrong! I went there, I gave them the money, and I left! That's what I'm gonna tell Jesus on judgement day. And plus I already bought it before I knew it was stolen"

"I got drugs, let's do what's called better living and use them"

"That's why we call it a bomb calorimeter because it was a bomb in it!"

"I'm powered by the sun!!!"

"dairy cows are like formula 1"

"If you send that to me I'll send it to my wife and she'll put my name on the chore chart lower"

"I skipped step 4. Chickens could die"

"I forgot to tell you, crying is allowed in class. But the rule about crying is you have to raise your hand before you cry."

"Should I divulge the fact that I'm a nerd?"

"you can wake up now, the chemical equation is gone"

"You can tell your mom it's okay to take estrogen"

"Try not to melt in an ugly way"

"If any of you need help planting corn, yo I can help with that"

"well... When a mommy cow and a daddy cow love each other very much..."

"I got mad at them so I drugged them"

"If you ate bacteria, it would be really good for you. Given they were dead."

"you guys are the rats"

"Do you still brush your teeth? Do you want friends?"

"It's a huge book, it's in my office if you want to see it and/or use it as a weapon. It works!!"

"When you have children, you have to name your first son after this guy." (professor) "Is this required to pass the class?" (student) "...yes." (professor)

*laughing uncontrollably/nervously "I should be fired"

"I'll go through puberty someday"

"If anyone got 3 I'd suggest you go to the underwater basket weaving class"

"This is called a 'do your best assignment'."

"I follow him without him knowing, but not in a creepy way"

"you keep coming to my class with the potty and spanking examples"

"The best thing about having kids is that you can brainwash them to love the things you love"

"Goodness sakes, I love your questions. And hate them"

"Was I reinforced?" (student) "Heck yeah you were" (professor)

"Ghost them and then keep ghosting them"

"you have no friends"

"fight, flight, freeze, swear,"

[lilscast]

OMG do you have a crush on Q or did I read your comment wrong on @.gltzpzy Dad Bod!Miguel's artwork? If so, SAAAAAAMMMEEEE. If not, please forget I said anything. (˘•‿•)

OMG HI. YES BRO i have had a big crush on Q for FOREVER my parents and i watch impractical jokers together a lot and they just make fun of me for it😭😭 q in season 3 is where my crush started