#yok stealing a wallet from a cop

[oyeixcher]

Every DanYok Scene (3 ¦ ??)

Y: "Gotcha." ... D: "Cops!" C: "Freeze! Don't run! Stop!" ... Y: "They're following you because of what you paint?" D: "Since the day you burned the house, they've been following my Instagram. They think I'm the one who did it. So yes, they're following me." Y: "Congratulations." D: "Why are you following me?" Y: "I wanted to know who you are." D: "UNAR." Y: "Your real name." D: "Why do you want to know?" Y: "I just want to know." ... Y: "Damn, he's fast. Sorry though. I'm faster this time. Shit. He's a cop."

[buddhamethods]

10 BL Characters I Want Carnally

AKA I'm just a person with two keen eyes and dubious morals when it comes to enjoying media so don't take it seriously, I'm here for a good time.

Thank you @sndrys for tagging me! This was an eye opening experience putting this together. As it turns out I might have a type (ew).

1) Guy from Bake Me Please (2023)

The sole reason for me creating this list! Look, I dropped Bake Me Please almost immediately because it just wasn't for me BUT I've been lowkey watching through my dash. And let me tell you, my fingers gain consciousness and hit reblog everytime this baby's face pops up because...well...LOOK AT HIM. He is beautiful and he should get the guy (hehe get it) in the end idc.

2) Yok from Not Me (2021)

Yok is such a beloved character and for good reason! He is sexy, he is gay, he sets buildings on fire and steals cops' wallets on accident because HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT GUY HE WAS STALKING WAS A COP??? I love you Yok, never change.

3) Palm from Never Let Me Go/ OurSkyy2 (2022-23)

The anger I felt for all the injustice and mistreatment our beautiful Palm had to face in this show took literal years off my life. It's rare for me to get this passionately protective over a character and yet here we are, in the Palm Protection Squad headquarters. Even Nueng is on the watchlist!

4) Tonhon from Tonhon Chonlatee (2020)

Not to out myself as an enjoyer of silly goofy times , but I did have fun watching Fish Upon The Sky and Secret Crush On You, so OFCOURSE I thought I would like this one too but GOD was it rough. Did I still finish it? Yes. Did I fawn over PoddKhao pairing and have been quietly praying for some kind of reunion ever since? Also yes. Was I foaming at the mouth barking everytime Tonhon AKA Podd was on my screen? I'm not gonna comment without lawyer present.

5) Tew from My Dear Gangster Oppa (2023)

Speaking of Tonhon Chonlatee...AH! Ai Long Nhai (TC's spiritual prequel of sorts) was sure...something. And by something I mean I saw Meen and decided I will never speak ill of men ever again, feminism quite literally left my body. And then a year later My Dear Gangster Oppa came out and guess what??! MEEN IS THE GANGSTER OPPA! Dreams really do come true, kids.

6) Wen from Moonlight Chicken (2023)

(or Tian from ATOATS or Mueang Nan fron FUTS). Mix...I will eat you. Always so dewy and healthy and sparkly-eyed. But Wen from Moonlight Chicken is something out of the realm of my imagination. The sex appeal? The maturity?? The gentleness??!! Somebody sedate me before I say something I will not be able to justify in court.

7) Vee from Love Mechanics (2022)

He is a pretty bisexual who makes the most abhorrent stupid decisions known to men and then weeps and suffers for them WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? Once again, is the show flawless or even remotely coherent? Absolutely not. That being said Vee brought me so much joy by being stupid I'm forever grateful.

(also YinWar are so back GO WATCH JACK AND JOKER TRAILER)

8) Prapai from Love In The Air (2022)

To a certain extent I've enjoyed every MAME show I've watched. To do that you need to possess the rare ability called "I abandoned every shred of moral integrity to gawk at hot men". And Prapai? MAN is this bitch hot. Tall dark handsome? Check! Bisexual on a bike? Check! Stubborn and annoying? CHECK!

9) Xiang Hao Ting from HIStory3: Make Our Days Count (2019)

*incoherent wailing and sobbing* IM NOT EXPLAINING SHIT ABOUT HIM LEAVE ME ALONE

10) AlanJeff from Pit Babe (2023)

My newest obsession! I refuse to separate our local senior citizen and his favorite prophetic mechanic. Both of them are hot as shit in their own way. Alan is a sexy dilf with so much weight and responsibility on his shoulders it's a miracle he retained his optimism and youthful awkwardness. And Jeff is a prickly baby-cow-baby-deer eyed baby that is so touch starved it's actually a little funny. SO I GUESS ALANJEFF SANDWICH IT IS.

(don't be shy tag yourselves besties <3)

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Most Unhinged - Loser's Bracket Round 4: Wen Kexing (Word of Honor) vs Yok (Not Me)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Wen Kexing: "that scene in episode 4 where he’s like frowning and upset that he got blood on his hands… babygirl YOU just stuck your hand through a man’s throat after single handedly massacring like 40 people in broad daylight. What did you think was going to happen…. And then next episode he’s like “oh poor little old me I can’t even kill a chicken. who is going to take care of me I’m just a humble little philanthropist who needs a big strong man to protect me.” babygirl you’ve led a bloody reign of terror for like 8 years now after skinning your predecessor alive and the people known as being the most cutthroat and evil in the whole martial arts world literally call you Lunatic Wen because you regularly gruesomely kill your subordinates to make examples of them…. He recognized a boy he met once as a child 20 years later by his shoulder blades and decided to marry him right then and there. He decided to not burn down the entire world because he wanted to become a housewife. If he was hinged once, he no longer is now."

Yok: "he stalked an artist he met once when he saved them from a fire that he started and fell in love at first sight through all the smoke and then the first time he’s successful in stalking him, the guy pulls a gun on him. he continues to stalk the guy and then sneaks up behind him and is like “gotcha~” to a man who HAS PULLED A GUN ON HIM and then they run from the cops together and are in a little alleyway and the guy is like “the cops literally think I’m an arsonist because of you” and then yok leans in for the kiss, gets punched, and steals his wallet. finds out he’s a cop and is like shit well… he did draw me in his mural soooo but then the guy kidnaps him to get his wallet back and while in this secret safehouse place he’s like can I draw you you need to get naked tho. anyways he also absentmindedly was drawing Dan in his art class when he was supposed to be drawing another guy after they met the first time. I have taken a figure study class before and it is insane that he can draw a whole ass different person and not realize till someone is like “hey yok who is that”"

[freakypumpkin]

NOT ME Ep9 - I have thoughts

Mostly about Dan and Todd, and completely unorganized: (and this is also possibly totally biased by the fact that I grew up on a ton of american, british and german crime shows)

1. Dan shooting Sean’s father:  Am I annoyed by this? Yeah, but I can also see how it works from a writing standpoint. Sean posed the question of “Who shot my father?” in the flashback and the answer was left blank, therefore in need of being answered later on. If it hadn't been Dan, there would've possibly been a need to introduce another character and flesh them out to a degree to reach a conclusion of the revenge arc for Sean.  It’s just important to me how they push through with that storyline and what points they’re planning to make, so, let’s see. And tbh in hindsight, making him the one who actually shot Sean’s father, is actually a pretty bold/risky move, and while I’m not the biggest fan of that, I still respect it.

2. Todd being a bad guy:  With how heavy the show hinted at Todd being sus, for me it was a choice between them either misleading the audience or knowingly hinting at it and the mystery would not be if he was involved, but how he was involved.  Again, I usually prefer more subtle hinting in these cases, but I can see the appeal of revealing him as the bad guy.  This way the tension created is about  - childhood friends growing apart/’breaking up’ due to different moral(?) standards - the choice of growing up in privilege and deciding to embrace it/choosing a side (while Black made the choice against it, and White went through that transformation, but I would say not go to the same kind of extreme as his brother) - Todd presenting possibly what White could've become had he not gotten involved with the gang (?) - the introduction of the idea, that the ‘bad guys’ are not just big corporations and there CEO, but also the childhood friend  And if he had turned out to be a friend and not bad, tbh, I think, his character would've have fallen flat or you would've had the need to give him some other kind of involvement and also an arc in general. 

3. Dan possibly betraying the gang: (Now, this is totally biased with my absolute hatred of the trope in shows with an ensemble cast with the one gay character, who finds a love from the outside and that lover turns out to be a traitor ... so, I REALLY don’t want this to happen with Dan and I also think, Yok does not deserve that as a character, but anyhow.) My thoughts against that theory, are:  Dan did not seek out the gang after first contact. Even after the police started coming for him because of the fire, and as a police officer he’d possibly have ways to find them and expose them for setting the fire - but he mostly just tries to stay away. He’s forced into active contact after Yok steals his wallet with his work ID.  Yes, he’s there when Yok gets followed, but honestly (and honestly I can be totally wrong on that) I see it as TV timing, just like characters tend to randomly meet each other in packed malls.  The comment of “Do you believe me now, that people could follow you?”: Logic conclusion? Dan met them while they committed arson, the theory that people in power would go after them sooner or later.  And I’m possibly naive, but I see him honestly being worried about Yok, especially after that guy walked into a police station without a care in the world. And still, Dan does not ask about further missions (unlike Todd), he makes a guess based on the latest news, and he doesn’t want to get into it, he wants to take the protective side.  Furthermore, similar to Todd, from a writing standpoint, it wouldn't make a ton of sense to have Dan be a mole, I think? His character would fall flat in my eyes, because then it would pretty much destroy his complete arc so far. And with what motivation or for what reason? Because he’s a cop? 

I could see it as a parallel of Todd, who started close as a friend to to become a villain, to Dan starting out as distant and as villain to becoming closer. 

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Most Unhinged Round 1: Yok (Not Me) vs Tol (Triage)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Yok: "he stalked an artist he met once when he saved them from a fire that he started and fell in love at first sight through all the smoke and then the first time he’s successful in stalking him, the guy pulls a gun on him. he continues to stalk the guy and then sneaks up behind him and is like “gotcha~” to a man who HAS PULLED A GUN ON HIM and then they run from the cops together and are in a little alleyway and the guy is like “the cops literally think I’m an arsonist because of you” and then yok leans in for the kiss, gets punched, and steals his wallet. finds out he’s a cop and is like shit well… he did draw me in his mural soooo but then the guy kidnaps him to get his wallet back and while in this secret safehouse place he’s like can I draw you you need to get naked tho. anyways he also absentmindedly was drawing Dan in his art class when he was supposed to be drawing another guy after they met the first time. I have taken a figure study class before and it is insane that he can draw a whole ass different person and not realize till someone is like “hey yok who is that”"

Tol: "I’ve traveled back in time to save the love of my life but now he doesn’t remember what we’ve been through. Clearly the solution to this problem is to trick him into kissing me. I will do this by pretending to drown. Surely I can fool the ER doctor"

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Most Unhinged Prelims: Yok (Not Me)

Propaganda: he stalked an artist he met once when he saved them from a fire that he started and fell in love at first sight through all the smoke and then the first time he’s successful in stalking him, the guy pulls a gun on him. he continues to stalk the guy and then sneaks up behind him and is like “gotcha~” to a man who HAS PULLED A GUN ON HIM and then they run from the cops together and are in a little alleyway and the guy is like “the cops literally think I’m an arsonist because of you” and then yok leans in for the kiss, gets punched, and steals his wallet. finds out he’s a cop and is like shit well… he did draw me in his mural soooo but then the guy kidnaps him to get his wallet back and while in this secret safehouse place he’s like can I draw you you need to get naked tho. anyways he also absentmindedly was drawing Dan in his art class when he was supposed to be drawing another guy after they met the first time. I have taken a figure study class before and it is insane that he can draw a whole ass different person and not realize till someone is like “hey yok who is that”

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Most Unhinged - Loser's Bracket Round 3: Yok (Not Me) vs Ritsu (End of the World with You)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Yok: "he stalked an artist he met once when he saved them from a fire that he started and fell in love at first sight through all the smoke and then the first time he’s successful in stalking him, the guy pulls a gun on him. he continues to stalk the guy and then sneaks up behind him and is like “gotcha~” to a man who HAS PULLED A GUN ON HIM and then they run from the cops together and are in a little alleyway and the guy is like “the cops literally think I’m an arsonist because of you” and then yok leans in for the kiss, gets punched, and steals his wallet. finds out he’s a cop and is like shit well… he did draw me in his mural soooo but then the guy kidnaps him to get his wallet back and while in this secret safehouse place he’s like can I draw you you need to get naked tho. anyways he also absentmindedly was drawing Dan in his art class when he was supposed to be drawing another guy after they met the first time. I have taken a figure study class before and it is insane that he can draw a whole ass different person and not realize till someone is like “hey yok who is that”"

Ritsu: "Goes to library to find the love of his life who’s life he ruined and immediately asks him to fuck and hide the body of a teenager he entered and dropped out of a suicide pact with!"

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Most Unhinged - Loser's Bracket Round 2: Yok (Not Me) vs Prom (Playboyy)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Yok: "he stalked an artist he met once when he saved them from a fire that he started and fell in love at first sight through all the smoke and then the first time he’s successful in stalking him, the guy pulls a gun on him. he continues to stalk the guy and then sneaks up behind him and is like “gotcha~” to a man who HAS PULLED A GUN ON HIM and then they run from the cops together and are in a little alleyway and the guy is like “the cops literally think I’m an arsonist because of you” and then yok leans in for the kiss, gets punched, and steals his wallet. finds out he’s a cop and is like shit well… he did draw me in his mural soooo but then the guy kidnaps him to get his wallet back and while in this secret safehouse place he’s like can I draw you you need to get naked tho. anyways he also absentmindedly was drawing Dan in his art class when he was supposed to be drawing another guy after they met the first time. I have taken a figure study class before and it is insane that he can draw a whole ass different person and not realize till someone is like “hey yok who is that”"

Prom: none submitted

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Most Unhinged Round 2: Nawin (Laws of Attraction) vs Yok (Not Me)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Nawin: "Silly morally charred boy who is in it only to have fun and help out his ex boyfriend. Helped said ex burn down an entire village no questions asked and got his name (incorrectly) tattooed across his entire side. (After they've broken up) When ex shows back up to his secluded mansion with new boyfriend in tow he rushes out to greet him still covered in blood from beating a man to a pulp and smiles <3 At one point he boxes(like the sport) the new boyfriend for the right to let him go save his ex??? To like prove his love or something he has lots unhinged freak energy as well hes just overall very enjoyable to see. Unhinged in a "aww… I absolutely cannot fix you but you're strangely nice so ill let it slide?""

Yok: "he stalked an artist he met once when he saved them from a fire that he started and fell in love at first sight through all the smoke and then the first time he’s successful in stalking him, the guy pulls a gun on him. he continues to stalk the guy and then sneaks up behind him and is like “gotcha~” to a man who HAS PULLED A GUN ON HIM and then they run from the cops together and are in a little alleyway and the guy is like “the cops literally think I’m an arsonist because of you” and then yok leans in for the kiss, gets punched, and steals his wallet. finds out he’s a cop and is like shit well… he did draw me in his mural soooo but then the guy kidnaps him to get his wallet back and while in this secret safehouse place he’s like can I draw you you need to get naked tho. anyways he also absentmindedly was drawing Dan in his art class when he was supposed to be drawing another guy after they met the first time. I have taken a figure study class before and it is insane that he can draw a whole ass different person and not realize till someone is like “hey yok who is that”"